#my coffee table

[the-blunt-diaries]

bubblegum papers with stardawggg

#stardawg #stardawg strain #bubblegum papers #rips paper #mouth peace #mooselabs #lunacy papers #nintendo switch #joycons #switch joycons #duff beer #meds #my coffee table #stoner #cannabis blog #420culture #cannabis #weed #marijuana #pot #thc #spliff #flower

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm turning 30 this month, and for some reason have become suddenly interested in material possessions. like what if,,,,,,,,my couch was nice. what if my sheets were nice. is this what happens to you??

#this bougie furniture store was having an extreme New Years sale #and it sent me out of my mind #like......wait......I could have that?? I could have NICE coffee table and NICE chair??? really? #a good chunk of my savings mysteriously disappeared shortly after.

[lousysharkbutt]

look at this overgrown wireless charger

#avengers #thor #this will NEVER fit on my coffee table

[commoncoel]

lazy morning

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 scout #speedingbullet #sniperscout #kind of just a lighting/scenery practice tbh #i sent this 2 my friend with the caption ‘POV you are icarus and the sun is sitting at your coffee table’ and he told me 2 seek help #my art

[iceman-soup]

ghost x soap

Of course it's fucking raining now that Soap and Ghost finally on leave. Sure, it's not unusual Scottish weather (they're staying in Johnny's small flat in Glasgow), and it's not like they were gonna do much today anyway, but still. It has them waking up in an already lazy mood, Simon shuffling to cuddle into his boyfriend closer and groaning.

The bed is too comfy and warm to get up, and Si doesn't want to move away from Soap's sleepy embrace. They're both conscious, quietly making incoherent noises of complaint at that fact back and forth at each other. Eventually, Johnny presses his lips to Ghost's forehead and rolls them over, sitting up on Simon's stomach to look out the window like a curious rabbit, then leaning down and littering his unmasked face with pecked kisses.

Simon laughs, running his hands through Soap's mohawk. Raindrops patter against the window as he flips them over again, hugging Soap tight then sitting up opposite him, pulling on a pair of comfy military-issued socks and one of his hoodies. The Sergeant sits up too, also pulling on one of Si's hoodies, and much fluffier socks with little skull prints all over them that Gaz had bought him as a gag gift which he ended up adoring.

"Mornin', love," Soap smiles, voice deep and groggy as he leans forward to rest his head on Ghost's chest, who hums in response and nuzzles his cheek against his hair. After a couple moments just sitting like that, the two reluctantly flop out of bed, padding their way over to the tiny kitchen before realising they barely have a scrap of food in the flat, only just having a few general ingredients and a small selection of tea and coffee.

Simon groans again, scanning the fridge as if something new is about to spawn in, before turning around, picking his boyfriend up and setting him on a counter, then passing him flour, eggs, milk and some oil, and getting out a frying pan for the stove.

"What're we making?" the shorter man asks, swinging his legs and playfully kicking Ghost whenever he gets in range.

"Secret," is the only reply he gets, but it's quickly obvious by the way Si mixes some flour, milk and two eggs together, creating a thin batter which he splashes into the pan, just about remembering to put oil in first so as to not completely fuck it all up. Then Chef Riley takes charge, and suddenly Johnny is being bossed around, ordered to get plates and get cutlery and cut up a lemon and put some caster sugar in a small bowl and set it out all pretty on the tiny dining table. In his own home, he complains lightheartedly.

The first pancake served is happily accepted by the Scot along with a quick kiss. The shit weather had only gotten worse, but that meant a perfect background noise for them to eat (although it did make conversation a little difficult). Once the batter is all used up, Ghost puts Soap on washing up duty, whilst he dries and puts everything away. And then it's essential to curl up on the sofa together, wrapped in one of Johnny's blankets, watching a randomly-selected war film and criticising even the slightest inaccuracies to make each other laugh.

#knawing on coffee tables PLEASE give me some requests #they can be x reader or ships IDC #i need requests pleasepleaseplease #on my knees begging. i'll suck cock if u want #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #ghoap #ghostsoap #soapghost #soap x ghost #ghoap fluff #ghost x soap #cod fluff

[th3e-m4ng0]

med student megatron....

#wip #totally and directly inspired from echoes of messatine #and from my own experience that one time in highschool #i was battling for my life to not fall asleep in literature class one day. i dont remember closing my eyes but suddenly my head i was on th #table and class was already over. i fell asleep so suddenly lmao it surprised me #ohh another recent one was last year where i fell asleep standing up while on the bus as i gripped the seat in front of me with Strength #i wish i could live off coffee but coffee has never ever worked on me grahhhhhhhhhhh

[2dieavirgin]

happy pride month

#they are assembling furniture. and by they i mean house is doing all the work while wilson “helps” with the manual #wilson COULD help but it was house's idea to check how many weighted objects he could pile on the old coffee table until it collapsed #house bald spot easter egg #house md #my art #hilson #to me they are a lesbian couple

[imthursdaysyme]

Installment 1/3 of wrestlers: Eddie pushed Steve off the couch and Steve brought Eddie with him

#drawing #art #stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #in my mind they wrestle #they tumbling #I like to think they were watching a movie of Eddie’s like some horror shit and Steve just made some stupid comment #and Eddie cuffed him on the head and so Steve gripped his shirt #and well #down they went #he said if I’m going down you’re going down with me #I like to think Jonathan is sitting on the couch still like what the fuck #as Steve and Eddie are tumbling on the floor and bump into the coffee table and robin just lifts her feet like this is normal and Jon’s like #bro pls why and he falls on the ground from them hitting everything and Eddie accidentally grabbing his leg #and then poor Jon mr sweet sibling relationship doesn’t understand the art of tumbling with your friends #except steddie are together but this is for fun #anyway #digital art

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #133

Morgan Stark discovers the joke format, "__, __, and __ walk into a bar..." 

She doesn't quite get the concept, but she enjoys it. And, like most children, when she enjoys something she becomes absolutely obsessed with it.

Morgan: A spider, the spider's aunt, and a grumpy walk into the house!

Happy: Morgan that's not how that works

Peter: I dunno, you do seem more like a Grumpy than a Happy :)

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Morgan: A princess, her bestest brother ever, and their cyborg chef walk into the kitchen.

Tony: You can just say you want pancakes, Mo.

Peter, tearing up: That's Princess Mo to you.

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Bonus:

It becomes an inside joke that the whole family uses. 

Tony when Peter cuts off his coffee supply: (gasp) A genius, his robot minions, and a hater walk into the lab.

Peter, not even missing a beat: A genius, his son, and his robot children who agree with the son walk out of the lab and in to their beds.

Tony, so completely endeared every time Peter calls himself his son he can barely protest: I- I- now wait just a second...

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Teen Morgan, upon finding her brother and MJ making out on the couch: Eughh! An intern, the goddess way out of his league, and the amount of space reserved for Jesus between them walk out of the shared living space.

#brought to you by my adorable nephew! #shoutout to him lmao! #irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #ironfam #btw this joke is how may and happy reveal they're getting married #may: a badass bitch her nephew and her fiance walk into the house #morgan: WAIT DOES THAT MEAN- #it's also how peter and mj announce that they're having a baby #peter to the starks one morning at breakfast: a grandpa a grandma and an aunt sit at the table #tony spits out his coffee #morgan: shrieking #morgan stark #peter parker #tony stark #wars are fought through this joke also #rhodey arriving for the holidays: the stark children's favorite uncle walks into the party #happy: now wAIT JUST A SECOND #when she's little morgan's word for herself changes every time she gets a new obsession (princess entomologist artist president...) #(she eventually gets to superhero & pepper is NOT amused) #queueueueue

[diathadevil]

'' EI NÄIN, EI MISSÄÄ NIMES NÄIN ; SUL ON FINKUT PYSTYS HETI KUN SÄ TUUT ! ''

I like the song Kovis a normal amount okay.

#käärijä #kovis #fan art #art #digital art #this song is my brain worm the blessing and bane of my existence #I would personally love to see more refs of him flipping us off he looks so unhinged and I love it #patreon and kofi are getting the process and HD versions of the fan art just so yall kno!! #also goddd do NOT recommend drawing while on vacation with only a coffee table as your desk #i feel like a crouching hag working on art here this is miserable #I will be so GLAD to return home soon ughhhhhgghgh

[amygdalae]

Got beat up by one of the books at work

#massive coffee table style architecture book hit my forearm now ive got a huge bruise #my arm looks like a banana

[deoidesign]

A flip through of my first book! (this is a print proof, the final version will have been slightly edited for better formatting and fixing minor issues)

Pirates, vampires, a treasure hunt... what's not to love! I'm funding this (and 3 other books!) on kickstarter right now ^^

#kickstarter stuff #book #graphic novel #time and time again #kickstarter #crowdfunding #lgbt comic #queer comics #my ocs #also you can see my beautiful beautiful coffee table #it opens up into traystands and has so much storage space and its so pretty and also I love it #and I got it for 75% off #I love it so much #its my most prized possession. probably

[pictureamoebae]

HSY: FUNKY COFFEE TIME SET by amoebae

A small collection of items from High School Years in more colours than you can shake a stick at.

Included is the Fuzzy Chair (left), the Beanbag Chair (middle), and the Crystal Coffee Table (right).

Each comes in Image Spectra and Dream Pop. The Crystal Coffee Table also has a version 1 and version 2. I couldn't decide on which table top I liked the best, so I did all the swatches in both of them (more details on the download page).

TOU, requirements, and credits: Share and use as you wish, but please do so freely and always allowing others to do the same with your resulting content. Requires High School Years. With thanks to @fiddlefolk for the Image Spectra palette.

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DOWNLOAD NOW @ PATREON (free)

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#ts4cc #ts4 cc #s4cc #s4 cc #the sims 4 #ts4 #sims 4 #s4 #the sims #sims #my ts4 cc #funky coffee time set #ts4 seating #ts4 tables

[aropride]

wearing my 3 inch platforms that make me absurdly tall and wow life must be so difficult for you tall people... tables and chairs are so low down... i'm about to hit my head on the ceiling... i'm so glad i'm not always 5'2" and can go back to a normal height when i take my boots off.....

#text #this post was prompted by me putting my computer down on a like. coffee table height table and having to bend down a lot lower than normal

[swapmeetsimming]

My Live Edge Set is done and up for EA. This set was a lot of fun to make. I've never drawn bark, or glass, or aged leather.

You can see the other colors and learn more about the entire set on my Patreon - Here is a direct link to the post.

#sims 4 cc #sims 4 maxis match #sims 4 creator #the sims cc #sims 4 mods #sims 4 clutter #maxis match #simblr #live edge coffee table #ts4 custom content #ts4 #ts4cc #ts4 simblr #the sims 4 #sims 4 #ts4 screenshots #my cc

[happybirthdayanime]

January 11th

#happy borthday icyhot #i dont like MHA but shoto is my bby i watch him from afar outside the fandom underneath a coffee table Parasite style #anime #anime birthdays #anime memes #shoto mha #mha shoto #bnha #mha #my hero academy #my hero academia #shoto todoroki #todoroki shoto #boku no hero academia