#not matchup

[mfshipbracket]

#mf ship bracket #mf ship bracket 2023 #round 1 #shrek #shrek x fiona #shrek fiona #kylo ren #rey #reylo #star wars #i have a no kissing img policy and the other intimate pic i could find was ? rey being dead 😭 #ME SITTING THERE LIKE WHAT DO I DO….? #anyway. ngl this was the funniest one simply cuz i was doing the matchup system and realizing these two would be pit against each other. #sent a genuine shockwave thru my body ngl. #good luck everyone .

[stealth-black-leg]

Thinking about the Cross Guild/Strawhat Tripartite parallel.

You have the ever-lucky clown and the trickster god

the current greatest swordsman and the next in line

and the transgenders

#one piece #cross guild #buggy #luffy #gear five #mihawk #zoro #crocodile #one piece crocodile #sanji #jokes aside ive been thinking about this for a while #id love to see these matchups #zoro gets the chance to become the greatest swordsman #mr zero and mr prince get a long awaited face off #and we see buggy reacting to gear five which i think has endless comedic potential #gomu gomu no meme #kir's originals #clown #crocoboy #emo swordsman #chibi nasu #marimo #rubber boy

[writinandcrying]

Sharing cuz this is way too funny ( leshyleaf from tiktok!)

#btw I’m not ignoring ppl matchup my life went into shambles this weekend lols #tmnt x reader #tmnt #rottmnt #tiktok #rottmnt raph #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt fandom #tmnt headcanons #rottmnt headcanons #rottmnt x reader

[yutaan]

I'm late to the CQL Hunger Games (and congrats to Wei Wuxian and Wen Qing!) but I just gotta say seeing the ChengQing matchup made my eyes and brain go HUGE

#the untamed #mo dao zu shi #jiang cheng #wen qing #chengqing #(...kinda) #Jiang Cheng's matchups were a wild ride #what an absolutely miserable time he had :D #doodles #comics #blood #tw blood #tw implied character death #tw needles

[medic-matchups]

AND THE ULTIMATE HEALER IS....

MEDIC FROM TEAM FORTRESS 2 !!!!!!!!!!

(To, quite frankly, nobody's surprise)

Thank you for all your participation and congratulations for all the medical practitioners who battled it out in the tourney!

#medic-matchups #mod snake #team fortress 2 #medic tf2

[dozydawn]

snake v bird makes for some of the sickest photos

#those electric guitar noises henry makes on lpotl #love even matchups in nature #animal death #predation #birds #snakes #constriction #serpentine #fave pics #animals

[kangals]

9 weeks vs 11 weeks... i'm losing my mind abt this

#i know its not an exact matchup bc im bad at stacking but like. he's gained like 3 inches in leg and length?? #'zoe hes a puppy he is going to grow over time' WHAT DO U MEAN #kepcollie

[hotvintagepoll]

Propaganda

Bela Lugosi (Dracula)—no propaganda submitted beyond this link to a Tumblr page

Cornel Wilde (A Song To Remember)—no propaganda submitted

This is round 1 of the bracket. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage man.

#bela lugosi #cornel wilde #dracula #horror #old movies #today in matchups i find screamingly funny #fuck that old man #round 1 #hotvintagepoll #surprise! one more poll for tonight

[sushigeo]

#anime matching icons #anime icons #matching icons #couple icons #anime #metadinhas #lq anime icons #lq icons #jujutsu kaisen icons #jujutsu kaisen matching icons #jujutsu kaisen matchups #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen gojo #jjk icons #jujutsu kaisen geto #stsg #gojo satoru icons #satosugu #jjk geto #geto suguru #jjk gojo #jjk #jjk season 2

[jeankirstein4ever]

❁˖⁺‧₊˚❁˚₊‧⁺˖˖⁺‧₊˚❁˚₊‧⁺˖˖⁺‧₊˚❁˚₊‧⁺˖❁˖⁺‧₊˚❁˚₊‧⁺˖˖⁺‧₊˚❁˚₊‧⁺˖˖⁺‧₊

Trainer!Mikasa who always brings you extra snacks and fun flavored waters to your sessions.

Trainer!Mikasa who always lets you go at your own pace but knows you can do just one more set for her, and after that she'll give you an extra long break, she promises.

Trainer!Mikasa that adores your newest pink workout set, and the way it hugs your figure - she’d never understand why you’d even bother working out this much.

Trainer!Mikasa who helps ‘correct’ your form when she knows there's nothing wrong with it just to touch you.

Trainer!Mikasa who stays late with you to run drills, when your session should've ended hours ago, she’s too enamored watching the sweat move across your chest.

Trainer!Mikasa who gets you pinned under her, your wrist down on the matt, chest heaving as sweat pools at the apex of your cleavage.

Trainer!Mikasa who drags her hands to your hips, kneeling on your thighs to keep you still while she pulls your tight elastic shorts off.

Trainer!Mikasa who practically melts at how wet you are, “poor dumb girl, bet you love knowing every ones starring at your ass in these, don't you?” she starts to trace her fingers up and down your cunt, thumb flicking the bud of anticipating nerves.

Trainer!Mikasa that loses all patience and shoves her digits as deep in you as she can, her own hips begging for contact at the sensation of you squeezing her, “poor baby, your fingers haven't been enough for you, have they? Needed to feel something a bit stronger, huh baby? C’mon baby, say it for me.”

Trainer!Mikasa that hits the spongey parts of your walls just perfectly with her fingers, drooling at the frothy whiteness forming where her fingers and your pussy meet, “Doing so good baby, give me just one more…”

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#aot smut #snk anime #attack on titan #aot headcanons #aot x reader #mikasa x you #mikasa headcanons #aot mikasa #snk mikasa #mikasa ackerman #mikasa aot #mikasa x reader #mikasa x y/n #mikasa x female reader #attack on titan mikasa #aot matchup #aot drabbles #aot drabble #aot lesbian #❁ #snk matchup #aot commisions #aot levi #snk eren #attack on titan matchup #mikasa attack on titan

[daitoko]

various turn a gundam related things i never posted here. happy 25th anniversary :)

#gundam #turn a gundam #my art #loran cehack #sochie heim #kihel heim #dianna soreil #harry ord #and some others #the last one was drawn for the harry vs scirocco matchup in this years gundam march madness #in case youre curious #most of these are really stupid... sorry about that

[mfshipbracket]

#mf ship bracket #mf ship bracket 2023 #round 1 #the good place #cheleanor #chidi anagonye #eleanor shellstrop #brooklyn 99 #peraltiago #jake peralta #amy santiago #CAN I JUST SAY. one of the more violent opening matchups

[sonicmalematchup]

Round 1

#tumble the skunk #shadow the hedgehog #sonic male matchup #character tournament #sonic the hedgehog

[hot-take-tournament]

HOT TAKE TOURNAMENT!

GREATEST HITS!

Submission 474

vocaloids (and all similar non-Yamaha-owned vocal synths) are bad. all of them.

It's a mockery of the human voice. Frye from Splatoon 3 of all things is the closest we will ever get to having any interesting vocal technique in a voice synth bank. Singing styles around the world are so interesting and take so much skill and you abandon them for a glorified MIDI file? I also blame them for the rise of AI-generated covers, because they first started the devaluing of the human voice and the usage of it as an instrument - a really boring one that will never know advanced or diverse technique. Congrats, Miku made Minecraft, now all of SpongeBob has sang Billie Jean by Michael Jackson. At least the SpongeBob characters have distinct and interesting voices.

[from follow up asks]

hello. vocaloid take submitter here.

i didn't expect my submission to gain as much traction as it did, i thought it was lukewarm at best. i thought there were more vocaloid haters out there. this is tumblr, though, so i guess not. still think vocaloid is ass though.

i will say, it might add context to my take that i myself am a singer and have natural perfect pitch. while i haven't sang in any professional capacity, i've still done some voice training and lots of lower level performances. i have very strong feelings about singing, and hold what the human voice can do in high regard.

i also have a better ear for picking up smaller things in the human voice (re: natural perfect pitch) and the difference between humans and vocaloid is extremely striking to me. no amount of tuning can make a vocaloid not sound lifeless to me, because i will never, ever hear a human voice, and instead of letting the lead of the song Not Be Vocals - which has never been a novel concept - they HAVE to put the voice bank in.

also, re: "frye isn't a voice bank dumbass", congrats! you took away something i felt was actually interesting! god i wish more people knew about more singing styles that they couldn't easily replicate!

while now i know that AI voices are not a continuation of vocaloid, sorry, still think it's bad, go to hell and learn to compose a song without lyrics.

also - still the vocaloid take submitter - to continue:

i will eventually send a link to a playlist of all of the Vocaloid songs i have ever listened to, because i am sure most of the people who think i submitted that think that i do not even know what Defoko is, or that i've heard exactly two Hatsune Miku songs. i know what Defoko is. i know she's entirely computer generated. i've listened to her voice. i still think it's bad. have any of you big shots heard of Big Al? i've listened to him. also bad. it's bad.

Submission 111

I think chicken breast is disgusting and I would rather blend it up into a shake than eat it with my teeth

It’s fast, it’s efficient, it’s nutritious if you add fruits and vegetables. It’s easy to prepare and you can drink it on the go. I need the protein but chicken breast tastes disgusting either way, and I’m tired of putting in so much effort to make the joyless rubbery meat taste good.

My friends and family are wrong, this is the future.

I see some of you not voting! That's cheating!

It's ok if you agree with neither take! Just choose the take you agree with slightly more!

Think of it like choosing the lesser of two evils!

Propaganda is always encouraged, and remember to reblog your favourite polls for exposure!

#tumblr glitched the first time sorry #tournament poll #hot take tournament #tumblr poll #tumblr tournament #tumblr bracket #hot take #unpopular opinion #hot take greatest hits #hot take matchup #vocaloid drama #vocaloid #hatsune miku #miku #voice synthesizer #vocal synthesizers #vocal synth #chicken #chicken smoothie #food #cw food #you did all ask for this #tumblr polls #vocaloid discourse

[destielbait]

ROUND THREE MATCHUP TWO

#destiel #poll #bracket #round three matchup two

[medic-matchups]

SEMI-FINALS: PART I

#medic-matchups #medic-matchups semi-finals #team fortress 2 #medic tf2 #ratchet transformers #transformers