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nyanashima · 1 year
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Flustering the Nowdateables (SFW)
Probs already been done but I haven’t seen one? So here. Take
Special edition with co-author @avatarofcuriousity!
Content warnings: none!
Diavolo
Very used to praise, being a well-respected public figure and all.
The quickest way to see him crumble (in a good way) is to see him as Diavolo the demon instead of Lord Diavolo.
Casual touches will be the death of him. Give him a hug, hold his hand, tackle him, grab his sleeve in a crowded hall, have him lean down so you can whisper something in his ear. He’ll be up at night thinking about it, guaranteed.
Stand up for him, too! If Mephisto prattling on about what princes should or shouldn’t do, feel free to cuss him out. Dia will tell you it’s unnecessary, but he’s not fooling anyone— he loves that not only do you see him as more than royalty, but that you firmly believe he should be allowed to be a regular guy sometimes. It’ll give him butterflies for days.
Not necessarily flustering, but a good way to stay on Dia’s mind is to get him little gifts that show you pay attention. A pack of his favourite pens when he runs out, a toy from a gacha machine… Hell, put a sticker from an apple on his forehead. He’ll leave it there until Barbatos takes it off.
Barbatos
As expected, it’s hard to get much of a reaction out of him… Barbatos handles himself so gracefully that it seems impossible.
But once you figure out how to fluster him, it’s game over.
Barb is two things: helpful, and a tease. The best way to get him blushing is to beat him at his own game, in one way or the other.
If you can wake up early enough, surprising him with breakfast and cleaning up after’ll do it. Barbatos doesn’t get taken care of often, so any unexpected act of love will have him hiding behind his gloves. He’s an ‘acts of service’ man, so being on the receiving end for once makes him short-circuit.
Or, if you want something that requires less effort: casual, helpful, intimacy. Get really close to fix a stray hair. Straighten his tie, flatten his collar, pluck an eyelash off his cheek.
Don’t be fooled; he may regain composure quickly, but he’ll be thinking about it all day.
Solomon
Sudden affection is the way to go for my man Solomon.
He’s chill, confident, and powerful, but not immune to the element of surprise.
Pull him down by the collar for a quick kiss. Hug him from behind while he’s hyperfocused on a spell. Catch him off-guard, and he’ll be rendered useless for a good few minutes.
Another great way to fluster Solomon is to take care of him. After being alone for so long, he’s used to handling everything himself. Humans are social creatures made for community and helping each other. Sol has gone without that for eons.
Wordlessly leave a sandwich on his desk while he studies. Bring a bottle of water to school for him. Tug him back inside until he puts on sunscreen.
Solomon’s experienced a lot, but domesticity? That’s new.
Simeon
Tempt him— but not in that way.
Simeon’s had people try to make him fall before; honestly, he’s used to folks making obvious passes. It’s the organic beauty of your actions that makes Simeon a lovesick mess.
Play with his fingers absentmindedly, kiss his palms, pass him a note in class that’s just a little heart. Small gestures of tenderness make him oh, so weak.
And, of course, being good with Luke. As Luke’s dad caretaker, seeing someone he loves treat his son well is bound to make him soft.
Getting along with Luke will earn you points. Seeking him out makes his heart swell, and being a good co-parent will make his knees buckle.
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starbuck · 6 months
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showing your favorite film to people you care about is like bringing your partner home to your family for the first time, but higher stakes
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l3viat8an · 1 year
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I can only think of a chubby mc trying to stop eating to lose weight and the brothers and nowdateables (obviously no luke he's my son) being like 'here we go again' and fucking them until they're dumb and doesn't think about it again
Nsfw content MDNI
Yeaaa they’re all ready to fuck that silly idea right out of your head~ Consensually ofc!!
What do you mean you don’t like your tummy?
They do!! They honestly adores it soooo fuckin’ much it’s just so squishy and cute!
It and your amazing thighs, even the extra fat on your arms, they love it all! and don’t even get them started on your ass~ any of them could stare at it forever-
There’s not one single inch of you that, they don’t love~
The extra skin just means there’s more to bite ‘n mark after all~
and if they have to show you they will-
I mean, they’re all more then happy to fuck you absolutely stupid, and praise you while they do it~ 
As long as that silly idea is outta your head by the time their done~!!!
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inhuman-obey-me · 1 year
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𖤐 MASTERLIST: HEADCANONS & REACTIONS
Updated: 8/14/2023
New items added to the list are marked with the 🩸 emoji!
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The Demon Brothers Torturing the Dead
Demon Brothers Tempting People to Their Sins
An Alternate Take on non-Lilith descendant!MC
A Royal Demon’s Birth (corresponds with Ghosts of the Prince’s Past fic)
MC accidentally catching the Demon Brothers being Demonic/Violent
How the demon brothers would react to MC asking to borrow their powers to torture someone
MC accidentally steps on Leviathan, Satan, Belphegor, and Barbatos’s tails
Interview with a Demon (question session meant to reveal a demon pretending to be an angel)
The Ring of Wisdom / The Ring of Light
How Lucifer reacts to an MC that was turned into a demon similar to his form (father/child like relationship)
How the demons fight when they go feral
Dates in the Devildom
The Brothers finding out MC was almost killed by a lesser demon
The Side Characters finding out MC was almost killed by a lesser demon
The Brothers Finding Belphegor sleeping and crying about missing Lilith in his sleep
Lucifer’s reaction to an eye-contact averse MC
The Brothers + Nowdateables reacting to Belphegor threatening to kill MC again
The Brothers Torturing Someone for Hurting MC
Demon begging MC because the brothers are after them
Barbatos and his “tattoos” (corresponds with Shadows fic)
Demon Brothers reacting to an MC that is turned on by their violence
Devildom for a Blind MC
Demon Brothers React to a Sleep Paralysis MC (+ part 2)
Demon Brothers Adjusting Behaviors and Protecting MC from Dangers of the Devildom
Demon Brothers True Demon Forms vs What They Show MC (+ sides/new characters 🩸 )
Curses the Demon Brothers Would Put on a Human for Bothering MC
Barbatos cleaning up after torture for a baking lesson with Luke
What steps do the brothers take to make sure their demon forms don’t hurt MC by accident?
MC telling the demon bros/undateables they had an abusive ex and they “take care” of the ex - Part 1 (Older Brothers), Part 2 (Younger Brothers)
What’s Really in Demonus?
Everyone gifting Asmo flowers for his birthday
Have the brothers had relationships before MC? 🩸
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MAIN MASTERLIST | CHARACTER STUDIES/ANALYSIS | WORLDBUILDING | WRITINGS/FICS | MISC
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obeiii-mee · 1 year
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Can I please request the demon brothers' and undateables' reactions when they find out MC has a tattoo?
The Brothers and Nowdateables reacting to an MC with a tattoo
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I have a few angsty/comfort requests that are gonna take a while to finish so now I'm taking a break by writing slightly shorter HCs of the brothers and nowdateables, I've had these asks sitting in my inbox for so long-I am genuinely sorry ;-;
Characters: Lucifer, Mammon, Levi, Satan, Asmo, Beel, Belphie, Diavolo, Barbatos, Simeon, Solomon, Luke
Warnings: Just mild cursing
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Lucifer:
-Lucifer feels pretty neutral about tattoos in general
-Since they have been popular for a long time now, it wouldn’t be his first time seeing a human with a tattoo and honestly has no impact on him at the beginning of the programme because it’s just a quirky human thing y’know
-Demons can technically get tattoos but there is no point since many of them can shapeshift anyway and their human forms can have any number of oddities such as piercings or tattoos
-It's mostly a human thing, turns out we started the whole 'injecting ourselves with ink to see how it goes' trend and kinda ran for the fields with it-demons and angels don't really see the appeal
-Once he warms up to you, if you explain the reasoning or meaning behind it (whether you had it in memory of someone or just because you liked the design) he might actually appreciate it a bit more
-At the end of the day, he thinks it adds to your character and it also indirectly tells him something about you in general, which is a subject he is more than just a little interested in
-He doesn't understand it but he thinks it looks good on you and if you like it then who is he to judge?
Mammon:
-Honestly, he thinks it's one of the coolest things about you, even though he'd drop dead before admitting this to your face
-Even if it's a really simple, small tattoo he's going to internally fawn over it because, in his eyes, it makes you look badass af
-Lowkey offended you've been hiding this from him for so long
-Actually, you might just persuade him to get one himself and knowing him, he would totally go over the top with it
-I mean, think about it, if he hasn't already Mammon is definitely the type of person to get sleeves of tattoos and look hot whilst doing it
-100% would get matching tattoos with you, would not even hesitate and it seems like a good idea except you'd inflate his head bigger than it already is so-
-Is a dumbass and would probably try to colour in the tattoos if they are accessible to him at any given moment and he happens to have sharpies on him
Levi:
-You know, funnily enough, I think Levi would look really good with tattoos, especially if he got some that were related to either his sin or water
-But an MC with a tattoo would absolutely amaze him since it definitely gives off protagonist vibes and he will probably find a way to relate you back to almost every anime he's ever watched that happened to have a character with a tattoo in it
-Honestly, he'd be more than willing to listen to you about the meaning or origin behind your tattoo/s if you feel like disclosing it to him (or if there is a meaning) since you often listen to his rants without a second thought and he wants to return the favour
-Actually, you might encourage him enough to get his own
-But I wouldn't count on it for the foreseeable future, he was kind of put off by what sounds like a painful procedure and thought of his brothers never letting him hear the end of it
-Also, he is part of the military and I like to think that, for disciplinary reasons, members might have a strict dress code (then again they are demons so probably not)
-Either way, he likes tattoos and even though he gets a tad too excited when you start telling him about your own and might ask some personal questions, he has good intentions
Satan:
-Kinda in the same boat as Lucifer though don’t tell him I said that
-He has many human acquaintances and seems to be on good terms with many of them so it’s more than likely he has met several people with tattoos in the past
-He didn’t expect you to have any, naturally but when he finds out about it, he’s pretty chill though he might try to make small talk and ask what it symbolises, etc.
-Sometimes, if you’re sitting close to him whilst reading or something, and your tattoo is accessible (like on your forearm) then he might trace it with his own hand absentmindedly
-Weirdly enough, I also think he’d like seeing his pact mark somewhere near your tattoo-there’s no real reason for this I just thought he’d be into that
-I think maybe sometimes he uses the physical appearance of someone to judge and analyse them as if he was Sherlock Holmes so that might happen during your first couple of days in Devildom 😭😭
-Other than that, he doesn’t think about it or bring it up all that much. He’s usually too distracted by your annoyingly attractive face y’know
Asmo:
-You already know where I’m going with this one
-There’s no way in Hell that Asmo is not the type to flirt and use your tattoos as a reason for that
-This might not sound right but, like Mammon, I also think he’d have a tattoo if possible though definitely not whole sleeves. More like small tattoos on his ankles or wrists
-He would definitely get tattoos for the aesthetic rather than the actual meaning behind it because he wants to look good for his Devilgram story and the tattoo needs to fit whatever theme he’s obsessed with
-But when it comes to you, no matter what tattoo or how big or small it is, he immediately finds it endearing
-Whilst his brothers are mostly in the neutral zone about this kinda thing I feel like Asmo would 100% encourage and support you getting one even if you don’t have one already
-And then obviously, all further shopping trips and the type of clothes he’s gonna get you will be altered with the tattoos in mind in order to show them off as often as possible
Beel:
-I just hope you don’t have a tattoo of a certain type of food anywhere on your body because that might trigger him
-Especially at the beginning, he’s already watering at the thought of eating you so a tattoo of a burger or something would not help
-Otherwise, he also sort of falls in the neutral category when it comes to tattoos
-After all, he didn’t start hanging out with you because of your accessories, regardless of how cool they are
-Then again, he is interested in you and therefore, once you’re more comfortable with each other, I see him as the type to ask quiet but sweet questions about any tattoos you might have
-Like he might talk about his past and then conversation may lead to you getting that tattoo in the past for whatever reason
-Just really little things that he’ll remember and then surprise you with next time you talk
-Also, he’d be hesitant to get one himself but he’d look good with it. Like really good. Just wanted to point that out
Belphie:
-He sort of hated it at the beginning but that’s only because he hated you 💀
-Once he stops acting like a little bitch he becomes a lot more neutral about it
-Or at least he says he’s indifferent towards it but you’re starting to think he’s lying because every time he falls asleep now, his head happens to lean against your tattoo
-He still likes his pact mark better
-I like to think that Belphie would also look good with tattoos but I really don’t think he’d get any just because he couldn’t be bothered
-If you like talking about yours though, he encourages it because your voice whilst you speak about anything but especially if it’s about you puts him to sleep like nothing else (in a good way, he loves it)
-Might also have tried to colour your tattoo in but not because he’s an idiot. He’s just a mischievous little shit
Diavolo:
-Naturally, he assumes it’s part of human culture and will be as interested in it as every other aspect regarding you
-In fact, you could probably feel him marvel at your tattoo from miles away and he always compliments it if he happens to pass you by in the corridors
-Though he was definitely confused about it when he first learned tattoos were a thing, he didn’t really get it but it doesn’t matter!
-He would sympathise if he learned that getting one hurts quite a bit but eventually he’d convince himself he’d want to get one himself
-And he’s dead serious about it too but thankfully Barbatos puts a stop to it by reminding him that maybe the future ruler of Devildom shouldn’t go too crazy with tattoos
-He might get small ones to match with yours but either way he will be fascinated by the meaning behind yours (if there is one)
-I’d see him as the type to also trace it with his hands but out of curiosity on how it feels more than anything and he always asks first cuz polite prince things yk
Barbatos:
-He gives off this air of aloofness which you interpret as disinterest when in reality it’s politeness that is holding him back from asking you about it
-Of course, unless you bring the conversation to focusing on your tattoo, he feels he has no right to comment (this tbh would include stuff like dyed hair, piercings, etc.)
-And obviously, being the mysterious butler he is, he’d much rather hear you talk about yourself so the meaning behind your tattoo is a perfect example of leading the spotlight away from him
-Still, he can’t say he doesn’t find your tattoo/s endearing but I believe that is simply because he finds all of you endearing so eh
-Though you noticed that whenever your tattoo is on display in public he does tend to stare at it sometimes when he is not need by Lord Diavolo
-He’d also be the type to trace it, I think. It feels like it would relax him or something idk, maybe I’m pulling at straws here
-He’s probably not overly fond of tattoos in general but honestly you rock everything you wear and that includes tattoos so he’s not complaining
Solomon:
-He’s just annoying bruh
-Like, he does not understand personal space (something that even Mammon has understood to an extent) and will ask as many personal questions as possible within a 60 second interval
-Obviously he backs off and apologises if he makes you uncomfortable but he does the thing where he clearly stares at something without saying anything
-And you have to ask if he wants something and then he goes “How long have you had this tattoo for?” Or something similar to that
-And that’s another thing-the questions he asks about it are so bloody random. Like “What nationality was your tattooist?” And “What was the weather like when you got it” which is just weird
-I think he’d have a couple of tattoos of his own but I don’t think you’d be able to tell them apart from the dozens of pact marks he has with other demons
-He won’t talk about his but if you’re willing to talk about yours without shutting him down then he’s all ears
Simeon:
-See I’m conflicted about this
-Because as an angel, I don’t think he’d be particularly supportive of tattoos mostly because he would maybe think that they are staining your beautiful skin or something
-But on the other hand, he’s down bad for you and for some reason, tattoos look a lot better on you than they do on others he’s seen
-Of course, he’s very complimentary when he first met you about it and asked small, polite questions but never intruded unlike a certain someone *coUGH COuGH-solomon-COUgh*
-Once the two of you grow closer, his curiosity might might get the better of him and he would feel more comfortable talking about stuff like that in general
-It was kind of a big thing about you at first but the more time he spends in your presence, the more accustomed he gets to it-meaning it no longer stands out to him all that much
-Will probably stare as well but unlike that embarrassing sorcerer, he actually would get pretty flustered about it
Luke:
-He’s never seen a tattoo in his life
-He’s quite young and hasn’t had many interactions with humans before ok, give him a break
-You were the first person with a tattoo he’s ever met and he is confused beyond measurement
-“Simeon why does the human exchange student have drawings on their skin?”
-He doesn’t want to be rude obviously but he questions it the same way most children would 😭😭😭
-He doesn’t think it’s bad or anything but it’s kinda like tasting a new type of food and trying to decide whether it’s good or not
-He’s very curious about it but Simeon told him not to ask anything personal unless you gave the green light for that to happen
-Obviously his whole reaction would be what you would expect a child’s to be, a lot of staring but it’s not malicious and he’s definitely all about finding out more about it if you’re willing to tell him. He does think they look good on you
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bbnibini · 2 years
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ahh solovers who were there around the time of launch for obey me (or at least, were there when season 1 was the only season) seem to also have had a knack for satan it seems~ me too! the very first posts i made on obm tumblr were analyses on what we knew about satan. how his unicorn symbol on the RAD council room banner might represent the loss of purity through the consumption of knowledge in the garden of eden; how he may feel less real than his brothers due to his birth being inherently tied to their loss of purity, being born of ever-growing hatred and misplaced “righteousness”.
pretttyyy sure solovers may have a thing for bringing justice to those who cannot speak for themselves, but enough about satan...
when season 2 rolled around and solomon showed us the dagger in the very first chapter i was begging for it to be for diavolo </3 now that i have a broader picture of diavolo as a person, i no longer harbor hatred for him, but i am still a bit wary. he hasn't had the chance to properly interact or connect, but no one seems to hold him accountable for the things that he's done wrong. i can also blame that on the poor writing from the devs, though—unless he's purposefully machiavellian underneath his lightheartedness... which he is, imo. he's lovely in all of his rightful glory but a lot of the things he's done don't sit right with me. curse that angel event that traumatized everyone once it came out like wtf sjdbksjw, good food tho! it just makes me think back to lucifer's chapter A ur devilgram where diavolo actually sounds fairly reasonable with his views. similar situation as satan before the devs changed...him...all for the fandom at the time :((
you're right, though! barbatos is someone who will turn his head away and choose to not speak with you, and we've seen how sharp-tongued simeon can get. solomon hasn't shown an ounce of bitterness towards anyone, if i recall correctly--even demons. he holds a reasonable perspective on them, and doesn't really force mc into that perspective, either. he only tells them what he believes and nothing more.
seeing so many mischaracterized posts of him makes me go [enter infinite negative keysmash here], but then i remember that i can just create my own fanfic & art content whether it be for the fandom or for my mc's lore, huhu
on another note, do you remember when the first april fools rolled around and everyone unanimously agreed that satan was the cause of all of the apps and profile pictures turning into cats? or how solomon didn't get a birthday event due to the then undateables turning into nowdateables a few days prior, but he still had his woeful birthday dialogue? good times... (╥﹏╥)
also!! never apologize for writing too much because i'm someone who has too much writer's brainrot for both the media I'm into and oc lore (whether it be my own or someone else's), so i totally get the “i want to say everything that i could possibly talk about in 6 hours and condense it into bite-sizes portions so i won't scare my new friends away” phase ♡ because me too tbh
Ooh, that's interesting! My reason for liking Satan back then was a lot more shallow--he just looked like my ultimate favourite character in one of my favourite franchises: Proto Arthur from the Fate series. I had a phase when I was really into Fate and the Arthurian legend, and Satan just managed to stay my favourite for a while because we share a lot of similarities and hobbies (reading books, liking cats, being obsessed with puns etc haha). He isn't my favourite now, of course. But I still really like him as a character. I really love the lore about him being a part of Lucifer gaining his own individuality, and his parallels with Arthur where he's insecure about being "boring", similar to how some Fate fans who did not read the light novel series and played the Prototype games assumed Arthur is just some "pretty boy with a boring personality".
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(spoilers for Obey Me main story and devilgrams under the cut)
I am still quite baffled about that too, though I like everyone in the Obey Me cast now. I did notice Diavolo's machinations are not really seen negatively in the fandom, along with some inconsistencies with his character--one of the more recent events where the cast grew animal ears when they lie being one of them. I vaguely recall Diavolo saying that he hated lying and never lied, so I just found that weird because that isn't true at all. And the term "hating lying" is just really vague. Either way, I think one of the reasons why the fandom is a lot more forgiving with his schemes is because he left a favourable impression at the start. Solomon and how he was introduced wasn't the same.
Personally, I like how nuanced each of the cast is. The examples you described are actually the reasons why I think I personally like them, or perhaps why a lot of their fans like them as well. I love the OM cast because they're neither good or bad people. They're just people--they make mistakes. They're not perfect, they hurt each other etc. That applies to Solomon as well. What I don't like is how unforgiving the fandom is to Solomon's own nuance when all the other characters are also purposely morally grey. They always assume the worst of him when there's so much evidence that suggests he isn't a bad person. Questionable actions and decisions? Maybe. But all of the cast (except Luke perhaps) were the same.
I believe Solomon had been distrustful of demons before the MC changed his perspective. In hard mode, I recalled he made a pact with Asmodeus because he found out he was Lucifer's brother. There's also an official chart that the official OM social media posted where it showed how the cast members think of each other and Solomon's chart labelled all the demons as "toys". I don't think that applies now, but I am assuming OM didn't know what to do with Solomon and fumbled on his characterisation, hence there's so much inconsistencies about him. I feel like he was meant to be "seemingly questionable but misunderstood" and he had always been planned to be romanceable at some point (I mean...he's always been looking after the MC since the earlier main story), and they might have planned to give an explanation on why he acted the way he acted from the start, but by the time he was romanceable, it was too late. The fandom already formed impressions of him (of the unfavourable kind) and they started doubling down...with ambivalent results.
HAHAHA imagine trying to hide your love for Solomon for years. Couldn't be me. c': Back then, it was harder to defend him because everyone unanimously agreed he's "shady". I'm glad he's getting more appreciation now.
Haha! I was actually so sad he didn't get a birthday event when he became romanceable. I was sad for a while and got even sadder he was barely present in events. So when the circus event dropped, I swiped my card hard and ranked xD. It was a crazy time haha. I'm still mad I held back and didn't get his top-up card before. I'm curious what the "You are Evil" devilgram is about. I'm assuming DnD, which I have no clue about.
Same here! I like seeing you rant here in my ask. Glad to see another launch player because most of my friends who played with me since launch quit. :( And thanks for sending an ask! <3
EDIT: I forgot to mention I agree that the potential for a deeper plot in the Chapter A devilgrams was an opportunity lost. Belphie's Hide and Seek was one of my personal favourites. I believe the only chapter A UR I'm missing is Luke's.
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rsmrymnt-tea · 2 years
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「 🐳 」 ohh my goodness i remember the wedding event so well because i kept on trying to coax my friend into playing obey me by showing her satan's bit with the storybook, hehe <3 mammon's proposal was super cute too, from what i recall.
and ... you have seen my posts because the reason why i even discovered your blog was because you gushed on one of mine beginning around a year or so ago (•́⌄•́๑)૭✧ since then, i've been checking up on your blog often since it's rare to find people in the obm fandom that i actually agree with and aren't insufferable and who don't get the treatment of my notorious and yet, agreeable, “so no bitches?”, attitude many have claimed to admire purely because i'm able to find a way where i make the other shut up with my swd veteran discount card without seeming like an asshole.
and oh my goodd i feel you with those intimacy levels so much sjdnfskjd i've never bought vip in obm in my life, so trying to grind for satan in particular is SO much more difficult than it needs to be but it's okay because he's like a stray cat that glued itself to its owner and you can't help but love it, even if he is distant and closed-off on some days.
i remember when the nowdateables FIRST came out to be available for the homescreen ... they skipped solomon's birthday a few days after it was implemented and yet, he still had his birthday dialogue. i was so sad for him that i agreed to keep him on my homescreen and working and farming levels for him out of love and pity </33
respectable intimacy levels, by the way! i wish the level for my diavolo was lower because i just couldn't stand him in season 4 and i felt as though it were a clap back to when s2 was first released and the first thing i thought when solomon showed us the dagger was, “please tell me that's for diavolo, i don't accept anyone else”. not to say that i hate him !! he's just ... euurrhrhhggg (/neu) to me, yk??
on the brighter side of season 4, we got hilarious hard mode lesson stories! one was of solomon acting hilariously catatonic, similar to a dementia patient, after sleeping all day when he researched all night, and it basically went
solomon: 🧍
raphael: 👁️ ⬜️⬜️
simeon: ??????
solomon was acting like an old man, simeon begged for help, but raphael went “i Do Not See, i'm busy staring at ... uh ... the wall”.
in the hard mode chapter for lesson 80, leviathan was summoned to the human realm by mc, who was with solomon, and since levi was dressed in a tsl outfit and wouldn't stop yelling in the middle of a train station, solomon went, “stfu rn you cringe ass” (reality: “okay, i get it. could you quiet down now?” and the reason why this is so funny was because he had the ( ^^;;) look before putting on a blank face once he heard levi's explanation and went 😑). eventually, he and mc took leviathan to a book signing for simeon's newest tsl edition. and i just ... ended up crying tbh because why the fuck did all of simeon's character development go into the HARD MODE CHAPTER OF LESSON 80???
it was so beautifully well done imo and simeon spoke very vulnerably about how he took up writing as a way to cope with the loss of lucifer and his brothers, and how he is now accepting of them and himself and i think that finally, after all of the avoidance lucifer has done in relation to the shared trauma he has with simeon (and due to simeon's ignorance of not entirely understanding their situation at the time), i think they'll be ready to finally confront each other so im crossing my fingers that s-lmare will not fuck this up like the obm fandom does everyday
anyways, super glad that you think back to what i mentioned about bird song and dolasach :,)) and hopefully, my new response will help you become inspired, too!
Honestly after seeing the Wedding Event's proposals I'm like... Well idk what's going to top this in terms of romance anymore? (and then Satan's 2021 bday UR showed up and murdered me with private proposal at the end sdfhgkjhg)
Definitely couldn't get over Mammon's proposal, but like... More because it's fun and cringey then thinking it's cute skhjdg can't believe he managed to get the Purgatory Boys to join him 😭
Also??? Insane??? And more than a year ago??? Nonnie you're killing me, who are you!! ;A; Also you've been lurking on my blog for that long?? I honestly think I'm pretty insufferable but I'm glad I didn't get that treatment from you >.<
Does VIP make it easier to level up the intimacy? Iirc it just doubles the XP you gain from doing dance battles and doubles the chances of getting drops from the Jobs but nothing about the intimacy...? Can't get RedxRed Apple Pies from the jobs anymore anyway, we get the stuff the side boys like + the stuff that I'm assuming will be for the newbies once they're dateable too
nkjkbfgb I guess that kind of adds to my theory that the devs don't really do any long term planning even when it comes to major decisions like that? Because I feel like they'd have celebrated Solomon's birthday with a proper event if they did since he was already an Intimacy Uppable character by then, even if it was like, a few days after...
shfjdfg Tbh I only have levels with Diavolo because he's one of the only Gluttony cards I've got... If it were up to me I really wouldn't have levels with him hkjdfg he's interesting as a character but I don't like him, personally. Same as you, I find him really annoying in S4 and like... Idk? He purposely says and does some of the most infuriating things both in main story and in events >.> I often think about how during the part in S2 where he tries to comfort MC after telling them about the effects + possible options for severing the ring, Dola would not let him anywhere near her and would never let him hug her the way he got to hug canon MC.
Like why would she find comfort in the guy who's caused her all this trouble?
And sdjhkgdhjfg Fuck S4 for leaving all that in hard mode?? After all the pointless bullshit we had to deal with, we get the good shit like Simeon opening up like that trapped in hard mode when it should've been in Lesson 80 itself? I think hard mode should be for bonus fleshing out snippets like sneak peeks into life at Purgatory Hall like the scene with them you described, and for bites of foreshadowing... Characterization like that being locked there is so :/
Tbh I'm not even going to try and hope for anything in S5 anymore lmao I'm going to keep my expectations to rock bottom so that I don't get burned like I did with S4. I genuinely thought that the reason why we had S3 be more on character development (or attempts at it, in some cases) was because we'd have something more plot heavy once we got S4, especially with everything they were dropping and hinting at with the Celestial Realm and with something major going on with Simeon. Plus I thought that MC being an official registered sorcerer would be of more interest than it did?
So idk. Solmare has the ability to write well, but will they actually do it should they decide to have Simeon and Lucifer have a proper conversation? Or will they let me down the same way they did with almost the entirety of S4?
And ofc!! I have nights when I just lay down and listen to the Spotify playlist you sent just thinking about Dola and planning things out >.< Insane really...
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evilhelperbutnotmean · 2 months
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Fae magic cannae be that strong, despite what they believe. Only fools get trapped by a fae contract.
You can use Mr if you must. I don’t like the formality, all unicorns used to be royalty, but nowdat it just me here, not feelin that. -🍎
Ah got it! I’ll just call you Red :)
And agreed, the way one gets trapped in a contract means you’re either an idiot or made a contract on purpose, and that’s not even *talking* about all the baby eating! >:[
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yourfourthparent · 1 year
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just remembered the new batch of om unit songs but like. pretty please when do the new characters get character songs. when do the nowdatables get roped into unit songs. when do new characters.
when do i get my dia barb luci song. with like an entire verse and 2 lines in the chorus being dia praising luci and luci being like 'NOOOO STOPPPPPPPPPP QUIT ITTTTTTTTTTTT BARB IS HERE' and barb being like 'hehe my bad don't mind me :]'.
when so i get a simeon levi satan song where satan is trying to talk to simeon about writing in general and about simeon's struggles with it and how simeon found his style and levi keeps cutting in talking about tsl.
when do i get a solomon beel belphie song where solomon is talking about cooking or something and beel is audible terrified at the thought while also trying to keep belphie from telling solomon he's ass at cooking
when do i get an asmo mammon luke song where asmo is talking about sex and romance and such specifically about the mc and mammon is like 'fuckin gross STFU ABOUT FUCKING MC TF' and luke is absolutely confused
when do i get a mephisto belphie satan song about hating lucifer and then mephisto is like 'diavolo is too great to associate with someone like lucifer!' and belphie is like 'WHAT' and mephisto and belphie start fighting about dia while satan tries to shift the conversation back to lucifer and keep mephisto and belphie from killing each other
when do i get a thirteen solomon song where thirteen just bullies the fuck out of solomon just absolutely destroys his old ass
when do i get a song with luke barbatos and raphael where luke and barbatos are talking about cooking while whispering to each other about how raphael eating solomon's food is absolutely terrifying
anyways. when do i get a song like it's my party with literally everyone. it'll be 7 minutes with the chorus playing 5 times when do i get it. when. please.
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uh-kay-shuh · 3 years
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Nowdateables picrew and MC
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nyanashima · 11 months
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Breakfast in Bed (Undateables Edition)
finally finishing this ask!! the brothers version is right here
Content warnings: tooth-rotting fluff and domesticity
Diavolo 
Diavolo has a busy schedule, so he can’t afford to lounge in bed often. Because of this, he only really has breakfast in bed when he’s sick.
When you bring him breakfast, he tips his head in confusion. You’ll have to explain to him that sometimes people do this for their loved ones, just because.
Once you do, he lights up. What a sweet gesture!
He’ll ask you to sit with him, and he makes sure you’ve eaten before he starts. He’d be more than happy to share with you either way.
Loves whatever you made, even if it’s burnt toast and a rock-solid egg. You went out of your way (and likely fought Barbatos) to do something nice for him. To say Dia’s soft is a massive understatement.
“Come to think of it, I believe my father mentioned doing this for my mother once… I never thought I would get to experience it myself. Thank you, MC. You truly make this castle feel more like a home.”
Barbatos 
Much like Lucifer, Barbatos is up at the crack of dawn. You’ll have to be up real early to catch him still in bed.
This right here is an ‘acts of service’ man. Most of his life is about making others’ days easier, and he takes pride in it. Needless to say, it’s rare for him to be on the receiving end of such treatment.
At first, he’s a little uncomfortable because he’s not used to people seeing him in such a state. He’s in his pj’s, with bed head and drool on his pillow– yes, he is not as graceful a sleeper as one might think.
But then you sit on his bed, smiling and lovingly fixing some stray hairs, looking at him like he’s the world? Lord, he might just faint.
Maybe a little vulnerability is fine, actually, for the sake of love and domesticity.
Barbatos cups your cheek and pulls you down to kiss your forehead. His smile is unpolished, wide, and genuine.
“Thank you, my dear. It smells wonderful… May I be selfish and ask you to stay with me a while?”
Solomon
Bold of you to assume he even went to bed
Solomon is asleep at his desk when you find him, drooling on an old spellbook.
Extremely disoriented when you wake him up. He takes a minute to fully understand his surroundings, doing half-hearted stretches.
Once he’s somewhat conscious, he gives you a dopey grin and takes your hand with his eyes half-closed. You can see him mouth the word “morning,” but no sound comes out.
His mouth makes a little “o” when he sees what you made for him. He turns to you with wide, soft eyes– he doesn’t say anything, but the look he gives you says “really?”
He’s not blinking back tears you’re imagining things
Solo’s too sleepy to hide how he really feels. He tugs gently on your shirt to get you to lean down and plants a little kiss wherever he can reach. His voice is soft and slightly raspy from sleep.
“Thank you, MC… Let me wake up a little more, and I’ll return the favour.”
Simeon
Luke helped you cook whether you like it or not
Simeon wakes up once your side of the bed goes cold. He feels around for you and sits up when he realises you’re gone.
Shortly after, you and Luke waltz in with a tray, giggling at one another. Simeon feels Cupid’s arrow pierce his heart again, right then and there.
A rush of warmth fills his chest. Despite already being in a comfortable relationship with you, his stomach is in knots. Is this what having your own family is like?
His expression is the epitome of tenderness.
“Thank you, both of you. You know, MC, sometimes I think you’d make a good angel yourself.”
Luke 
Luke is thrilled when he finds out you packed his lunch.
Despite his insistence that he’s not a kid and can make his own, there are stars in his eyes when you hand it to him. 
The little man handles the container like glass while vibrating from excitement.
A picture of your cooking gets sent to Simeon and Barbatos later that day (NOT Solomon, lest he gets any ideas).
The next day, Luke packs you one in return and asks you to teach him some human-world recipes.
“Thank you so much!! Don’t pack a lunch tomorrow, okay? I want to make you something too!”
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hadiysor · 3 years
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Barbatos Guest Interaction
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High Five
Face rub / face tap / head rub
Chest rub / chest tap 💖
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Arm rub / arm tap
Chest rub 💖 / arm tap
Chest rub / arm rub / head rub 💖
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sondepoch · 3 years
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guys what the fuck are we going to call the undateables now
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demonicheadcanons · 3 years
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Undatables proposals?
AN: Thanks for sending this in,,,, probably a few months ago? I’m so sorry I’m responding to this so late, its been a wild time. This is back when the undateables were actually undateable ;u;
These are messy and Luke’s is undeniably my favourite.
Diavolo
Diavolo is a traditionalist. It takes him a long time to realise that you genuinely like him, but once he does, he knows all the right beats to make the relationship work out. He’s devoted and caring, and a lovely partner to have.
Sadly, your relationship is quite a public thing, him being the future king of the Devildom. However, this really inspires him when it comes to proposing. He follows Devildom tradition to a T - he’ll propose a second time following human tradition perfectly if you want, but he needs to show his people that you’re also one of them now.
The dagger he presents is something no one has ever seen before. The quality is perfect, the edge unreasonable sharp, the engravings intricate and beautiful. Its also enchanted, with his pact mark engraved into a golden jewel matching his eyes and inlaid into the handle, to grant you immortality by his side as a royal in the Devildom.
He proposes in public but the wedding itself is a slightly more private event - he still has to invite many high ranking devils along with enough press that it’ll be made into a story where everyone will hear every detail. You two receive gifts from most demons across the entire Devildom, eat traditional Devildom food, and your colour scheme is black and gold, with small hints of red here and there.
Its a once in a lifetime event and he goes all out for it, because he has to, and because he loves you. The honeymoon can be private, and he’ll have a smaller very private ceremony with you to make up for having to do everything the Devildom way, but everything from the proposal, to the wedding, to the marriage after is very extravagant and beautiful.
[[The other now-dateables are under the cut]]
Barbatos
Barbatos is similar to Diavolo in that he prefers a traditional Devildom proposal and wedding. He’s been to countless weddings at Diavolo’s side, but never considered he’d have his own. Still, after you meet he realises he might actually like to have one.
He proposes with quite a plain dagger under a full moon. In the moonlight, the silver surface of the blade has a green shine to it, and the small green gems on the black handle compliment it beautifully. It suits him, really.
Surprisingly, he actually is very hands on with the wedding planning. He knows exactly how he wants things to play out. He’ll take all your ideas and incorporate them well, and the entire thing is beautiful and flawless. Everything matches his demon form - black fabric and ruffles, teal and green accents, some white flowers thrown in to break it all up. He’s very involved from the beginning of the process to the end, and he has you by his side the entire time. His eyes gleam with excitement, and it’ll make you fall for him all over again.
Solomon
Solomon... doesn’t care, at all, about marriage and proposing and such. Still, if its something you want he’s down for it, but don’t expect it to be very elaborate and extravagant.
Or, do. Because he’s a wizard, and he knows all the right spells for this. You have a date, and when you enter the lights go out and colourful, floating flames that look like stars light up the room. You walk up to a scroll and unwind it, and it says ‘turn around’. Solomon is kneeling behind you, the ring shining as it reflects the colourful lights. Its engraved and enchanted, something designed to protect you for the rest of your life.
He lets you have whatever kind of wedding you want, but he really doesn’t want it to be a big thing. He loves you, sure, but he doesn’t feel the need to proclaim it to everyone. With his magic, you can have a special wedding without it having to be huge. He’s confident and he can handle whatever you throw at him for the wedding but he’s going to be pretty tired after if there are too many people there.
If you leave it to him, and never mention marriage? He’s not going to bring it up. You have to tell him if you want to get married, or better yet just propose yourself - if you propose he’ll accept it right away.
Bonus: If you two do get married, have a space themed wedding. He’ll love it.
Simeon
Simeon didn’t ever consider that he might get married, and especially not to a human. He assumed he’d be working for Michael and for his father... well, forever, really. Or for as long as he lived.
That all changes when you two start dating. He keeps it casual at first, knowing that there were too many factors that could force you two to break up. He’s not uncomfortable or distant, and still gives what he can in the relationship, but he reminds himself that it could end.
As time goes on he stops worrying so much, and as things get more and more serious he realises he can propose, and that you two can get married. Once the idea is in his head, he comes to you about it and asks if its something you want. You tell him it is, and the planning becomes something the two of you work on together. The proposal itself is very human and is a surprise, you know he’s going to propose but not when or how, but he keeps your preferences in mind. Its like a scene right out of a book, in the end.
The wedding itself he prefers to keep small, with only people who you two are genuinely very close to attending, but otherwise its all down to you. Michael himself blesses your marriage.
Luke
Luke hands you a cupcake with one of those Haribo rings on it and jokes about you two being married now. He cries when you eat the ring. You’re evil. Solomon almost passes out trying to hold in his laughter.
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Fluff what if mammon befriends luke at first just trying to get in Good terms with MC but after while he starts to care for the young angel and starts to treat him as though he was his brother Even starts to be protective of him IM SORRY BUT I LOVE THESE TWO BABIES
Luke; From Mammon’s Perspective
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OH MY GOD BUT WHY DOES YOUR IDEA FIT MAMMON’S BIRTHDAY EVENT SO MUCH??? THIS IS HONESTLY SO GREAT, HAAA-
Mammon would just be jealous of the attention you give Luke but he’s too much a softie to actually do anything lmao
Thanks for the request, I’m happy to provide Mammon happy hours ft. Luke because they’re both amazing 😔
Characters: Mammon, Luke and mentions of the brothers and nowdateables though they’re not all that involved
Warnings: None besides some mild cursing and some vague descriptions of gore
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“Oi! What’s the chihuahua doing here?!”
You didn’t even feel the need to turn around and acknowledge him before you answered, keeping your eyes fixed on the batter you were mixing and on Luke as he fussed around the kitchen. The way he moved around strongly emphasised the decades of experience he’s had in the baking industry and compared to you, the young angel really seemed like a professional. Actually, he became so focused on his tasks that he opted to vehemently ignore the demon that just marched into the room, despite giving him an obvious and nasty glare from his position near the oven. Normally, Luke would take any opportunity to snap at the inhabitants of the House of Lamentation but today, he didn’t seem to be as bothered by their goading.
“He’s here to help me make a cake.”
“For what?”
At that, you did turn around, temporarily abandoning your work so you could face the second born and furrow your eyebrows at him in confusion because you did not expect this level of ignorance coming from him. Then again, Mammon always had a way surprising you at the weirdest of times so maybe you should’ve seen it coming, “Simeon. Mammon, we had a whole conversation about this just a couple of hours ago? I know you have a selective hearing problem but-“
“Yeah, yeah, I remember that.” He huffed out, crossing his arms and scrunching up his whole face as he recalled the talk you had with him during breakfast. It was something you brought up randomly enough, in between munches of toast and sips of orange juice. It wasn’t often that you got the opportunity to eat food from the Human Realm so even though this particular issue was bothering you plenty, it didn’t exactly stop you from eating. The stress may have gotten to you…a little.
“Buy him something.”
Not surprising; the only thing Mammon would consider to be a proper gift would either be stacks of money or something inherently expensive. It’s how he works. Really, most of his birthday presents to you were either crazy cheap or really pricey, all depending on his current financial situation.
Though it was a decent suggestion, you had to shrug it off. You could easily imagine Simeon reprimanding you for spending too much money on him, even if he deserved to have something nice. Besides, what kind of gift could you possibly give to an angel? You really didn’t want to disappoint nor overwhelm him with something that may not be up to his taste. Picking gifts really sucks, but you didn’t know how else to show your appreciation for the help you’ve received from him.
Mammon, sensing that this had been bothering you for a while now, dramatically sighed before adding, “Ya should ask the dog if he has any ideas.”
“What?”
“The chihuahua. Y’know, that small, feral thing that keeps following Simeon around like a lost puppy. Maybe make him a cake or something. Don’t let Beel know though, he’ll probably get to your ingredients before ya even have a chance to start using them.”
Now he regretted letting his big mouth ruin your night with him. Truth is, he didn’t expect you to actually take his advice to heart nor did he think you would actually bake him a cake. Mammon really believed you were gonna buy him a cake from the pastry shop down the street like any normal person would but instead, they now have an angel in the kitchen measuring flour quantities in a plastic bowl and melted chocolate dripping on the floor.
“But MC-“
“Mammon, could you please shut up?” Luke’s interference took you off guard but Mammon just seemed annoyed. Seeing as he was keeping quiet up until now, the angel’s patience must have ran thin from the endless rambling of the only demon in the room.
The second born scoffed, “Are ya talking to me? Sorry, couldn’t hear ya, you’re the size of a dog and you’re yapping like one too. Besides, you do know you’re covered in cake mixture from head to toe, right?”
Suddenly embarrassed about the dawning realisation that he does, in fact, have a considerate amount of batter on his face, Luke quickly wiped it off and pointed the spoon he was using mere seconds ago at him, “Just get out! Me and MC are trying to finish our cake, you low-life of a demon!”
Mammon was about to retort but stopped dead in his tracks when he heard you giggling from the other side of the room. Luke also appeared startled by your reaction and both of them turned their heads and tilted them in a curious manner as they were watching you erupt in more laughter. Simply because they both kinda looked like confused dogs waiting on their master.
“Hey, why the hell are ya laughing? Did this little shit get his dumb ingredients all over me?”
“Yeah MC, what gives? Hurry up and drive this guy out of our kitchen so we can do our work in peace!”
By the time they were done poking and prodding at each other with small insults, your chuckles died down and you could finally respond but only after wiping away a tear from your eye that was caused by your sudden outburst, “I’m so sorry but Luke’s little disgusted face mirrored yours so perfectly Mammon, haha. And the way he’s on a little stool and he still can’t reach past your shoulders-my bad.” You said that, though you continued to quietly giggle to yourself when you turned around.
In all honesty, they both seemed kind of offended but they couldn’t stay mad for too long because your light hearted jokes deescalated tensions between the two quite fast. Luke was still embarrassed from what you could tell and Mammon was also absolutely flushed up to the tips of his ears.
“In any case, Mammon? You’re staying right? If you are, I’d appreciate it if you could do this portion over here and crack some eggs into the bowl while I start the oven, OK?”
Too dumbfounded to actually say anything, Mammon tersely nodded his head and just stared at you as you continued to gather ingredients from around the kitchen. He supposed this counts-any time spent with you is great even if what you happen to be doing together is bake a whole ass cake. If he’s lucky, he could even steal a spoonful or two of jam when you’re not looking. While he was processing all this, his eyes met with Luke’s stern gaze and the two seemed to reach some kind of mutual, silent agreement.
They could work together for the evening, and this evening alone, if it was for your sake. After all, Luke enjoyed helping you around in the kitchen and he really wanted to make something nice for Simeon. Meanwhile Mammon was just trying to hoard your attention again. Both of them could profit from this so maybe if they just stayed out of each others’ way, tensions would not increase.
Mammon figured that couldn’t be too hard. Even though he considers Luke to be nothing more than a tiny, rabid animal, he supposed he could be considered a decently well-behaved kid. He could definitely handle him.
“If you’re going to help out, you need to wear this.”
“Eh? The fuck is this?”
“It’s an apron, though I’m not surprised you don’t know anything about cooking health and safety. Typical.” Mammon just stared at the soft pink material in his hands, clearly designed for someone half his size before opting to switch his glare back to Luke, who was openly smirking, “You’re bound spill something so you might as well wear it. Who knows, it might suit you?”
He was going to chuck the little bastard into a meat grinder the moment you turned your back on him.
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The ‘incident’, as both Mammon and Luke refer to it, happened on a Friday after school, just outside the R.A.D building and about half an hour after most students already booked it home.
With the exception of the student council. Which Mammon was a part of. Unfortunately. Meetings with Lord Diavolo were scheduled weekly and the brothers had no choice but to attend them. If they were lucky, the eldest was sometimes the only one summoned but for the most part, they were all expected to show up. No exceptions could be made this week around and even the human exchange students were invited to it. It was all starting to feel a tad bit overcrowded.
Not to mention, the meeting was so dull and boring, the second eldest could think of a thousand different ways to spend his free time than sitting in a chair for hours on end discussing the security cameras Lord Diavolo wished to install throughout the school. Honestly, his back was aching after having been seated on those God forsaken, uncomfortable, spineless chairs for so long and the room was absolutely suffocating because Lucifer was outright refusing to open the windows. The only thing worth looking forward to were the refreshments Barbatos promised to bring, but it shouldn’t be of too much surprise to hear that Beel essentially inhaled all the snacks the moment they arrived before anyone had any time to react. Judging by the smell alone, Mammon guessed it must’ve been Barbatos’ signature cake.
To make matters even worse (somehow), you were clever enough to come up with the excuse of ‘needing’ to go to the bathroom just to escape the torturously slow meeting. You were gone for more than half an hour now, no one was questioning your apparent absence or your whereabouts and Mammon wouldn’t be shocked to find out you just went home. Problem is: now he was stuck, completely by himself and totally human-less, in a boiling room with no drinks or snacks whilst everyone around him pointlessly rambled on about the new delivery system of goods for R.A.D.
So, what’s a poor demon like him meant to do in a situation like this?
Nothing less than what’s expected of the infamous Avatar of Greed and his cunning ability of achieving the most profitable outcome possible; completely plagiarise your idea and then have the audacity to promise his brother that if he were to bump into you on his way there, he would be dragging you back to the meeting by the scuff of your collar at all costs. All lies, of course. The moment he finds you, he’s taking his emotional support human and running home to find a suitable hiding spot from the wrath of the Avatar of Pride once he realises the little trick he’s pulled.
Though his plan certainly worked, his relief was very short lived. Not long after stepping foot outside the classroom everyone else was currently cooped up in, he heard a commotion down the corridor. In his very humble opinion, Mammon has many good qualities but his hearing capacity is, by far, one of the best so it’s not surprising to find out he could easily pick up on the scuffle taking place a hundred metres or so to his right. Obviously, now his curiosity was piqued and once that train starts rolling, nothing will be able to slow it down.
Towards one of the school’s exits, the second born was mildly startled to see Luke fending off four or five oversized demons that could certainly trample all over him if they so wished. I mean, Mammon has always the known the rabid, little thing could bark and bite with all his might but this was more praise worthy than anything else he has seen the angel do. And his baking is marvellous so that really says something. Without a doubt, the poor kid was completely pissing himself out of fear but still had the courage to defend himself, in a way not even the second eldest himself could achieve whenever he was being shoved around by his siblings.
Now, Mammon had no way of knowing or even guessing what those wasted bags of air could possibly be bothering the young angel for. Lord Diavolo made many speeches on the importance of accepting every exchange student into DevilDom in a welcoming manner and those who did not wish to comply would most definitely regret their actions at the hands of the Prince and his butler. Sure, demons are naturally apprehensive of angels with them being polar opposites and all (so to speak) but Luke must’ve done something major to provoke them into attacking like this. Or maybe they’re just idiotic assholes, which could fit the narrative just as well.
They weren’t physically touching him at all so at least they weren’t completely brain dead but they seemed to be harassing him nonetheless. It bothered Mammon to no end, their behaviour towards him. For some reason. Mammon was never particularly fond of Luke and troubling him was always good fun, even though their relationship improved significantly since their first meeting. Maybe it had something to do with the familiarity of the scene unfolding before him: being completely at the mercy of others and having no one to stick up for you was a situation he found himself more often than not. Watching it happen to someone else made him feel more vulnerable than actually experiencing the torment himself.
Mammon tried to justify his following actions by telling himself that the dunderheads were blocking the closest thing he had to an exit with their incessant bullying and he would need to go past them in any case. And since Luke is a good friend of yours, he supposed you would be pretty sad if the kid ended up getting a black eye or something so obviously, he had no choice but to intervene.
“Oi!”
His voice effectively boomed throughout the entire school and he briefly wondered how no one has been able to hear this entire thing so far. They weren’t being exactly quiet and the school’s walls weren’t soundproof either. One of the demons had the audacity to turn around and start retorting something before abruptly freezing in his tracks once he recognised who was in their presence. Actually, they were all so petrified they forgot to bow down before one of the Demon Lords, which, had it been anyone else, they would’ve been punished for immediately. Luke appeared to have his guard up as well and seemed to have taken a few steps back, pressed up against the door leading outside, clearly not used to Mammon’s outbursts. After all, seeing him like this is a rarity.
As he stalked closer, Mammon’s eyes knitted in frustration and he scrunched up his nose at the offenders before him. The scent of fear was only desirable if it was extracted from mortals, not demons and their insufferable odours. It was worth it however, to see the looks of terror on their faces and he reckoned these shit heads would eventually get what they deserve, whether that would be at the hands of the Prince or himself.
“I don’t know if y’all missed the memo,” he began, inching closer to peer at who he assumed was the leader of the miserable posse before scoffing, as if disgusted by what was before him, “But his Highness, Lord Diavolo prohibited any violence against the exchange students. So, either yer deaf or just plain stupid to be attacking one of the angels on school grounds. Or maybe you’ve just forgotten? Lemme remind ya real quick then.”
Without warning, Mammon roughly slapped one of the demons, the one closest to him, on the back to mimic a friendly gesture, pulled him closer and grinned at him, proudly displaying his perfect set of teeth and pierced tongue. The impact was so sudden and loud, Luke thought the demon was going be slammed into the floor from the force behind Mammon’s hit. The other three violators could only stand and watch. The second born continued, with a more cheerful tone.
“Now, listen ‘ere buddy: yer a demon and I’m sure a respectable one at that too,” you wouldn’t be able to miss the hints of sarcasm in his words as he happily rambled on, “So what if, every once in a while, you lose sight of yourself and give in to temptation. It’s what we do best, huh? This is probably not even yer first offence right? But today ya really hit the jackpot!”
Another slap on the back and this time, everybody in that hallway flinched with the exception of Mammon. He took no mind of this and went on, “Committing treason against the Prince-that’s mighty brave of ya! Surely earned you some bragging rights to your friends, being able to deliberately go against the wishes of Lord Diavolo himself and suffer no consequences, you sneaky bastard you.” At this, he ruffled the demon’s hair, ensuring to dig his nails a little too deep into the asshole’s useless skull, “Ya don’t gotta worry about me though. Nope, my lips are sealed, ya know. Wouldn’t dream of ratting you out. Well, for a price that is.”
The malice in his voice was more evident now in his false grin and the demon who was unfortunate enough to fall in his clutches, visibly swallowed at Mammon’s insinuation, “How about it, then? I heard golden skulls have been selling particularly well recently and ya know me, I’m not above dirtying my hands if needed. I’ll gladly dip every single one of your bones in melted gold in exchange for this little secret of yers. Every single one of ya would make outstanding golden statues, ‘m sure of it!”
The eerie undertones of Mammon’s preposition had the demon vehemently shaking his head and the second born pouted, almost childishly, “No? That’s a damn shame, I was hopin’ to make more profit. Well, in that case-I’ll just have to report ya to Lord Diavolo, hmm? What’s the matter, what are ya shaking like a leaf in the wind for? A brave halfwit such as yourself, yer not scared are ya?” Mammon laughed then, a genuine laugh as if he was actually greatly entertained by this, “What would ya have me do then? Hmm? Let ya go? No consequences? I suppose I might be tempted, but only if ya promise me to piss off and never let me see your filthy face ever again.”
The demon yelped as he was pushed forward, colliding with the ground but not giving himself a moment to breathe before he got up to his feet again and staggered up the corridor. Once he disappeared out of sight, Mammon turned his cold yet amused gaze on the other three demons present who immediately got the hint and sprinted after their leader, almost tripping over their own two feet as they took the corner up ahead.
“And if I ever find out ya are bothering anyone ever again, let alone this kid-I swear to his Majesty himself, I will personally skin all of you alive and use your twitching bodies as chew-toys for Cerberus, ya hear me?!” The second born yelled after them, with enough conviction in his voice to send even the most courageous of demons running with their tails between their legs.
Now that he was out of steam, Mammon turned his attention towards Luke, who was standing there, entirely rooted in place and no doubt astounded by what he just witnessed. A demon standing up for him. A demon of all things! The angel had no idea how he had the bravery to bicker with Mammon before now that he was aware of what he was capable of when moved to anger. The Avatar of Greed simply walked up to the door, unlocked it, opened it and took a few steps outside before pausing momentarily, allowing the cold air to brush against his skin. It had been raining earlier but the temperature was bound to go back to scorching hot in a matter of hours.
A few seconds later, he turned around, confused at the silence, as if he wasn’t expecting the angel to not co-operate before finally speaking, “Are ya coming or not?”
It was Luke’s turn to be confused and he didn’t need to say anything since his facial expressions made it pretty obvious. Mammon sighed, annoyed but not as much as he usually would be at the angel’s antics, “I’m taking ya home, idiot. Ya don’t think I’m stupid enough to let you walk home alone after all that, do ya? Is Simeon at Purgatory Hall or has he also fucked off somewhere. Wait ‘till he hears about this, he won’t let ya out of his sight for the next couple of weeks.”
Luke snapped out of his frightened trance at this and instantly jumped to the defence of Simeon as well as himself whilst trailing behind Mammon. To an extent, it was even entertaining, watching the angel express himself with such ferocity and vigour and Mammon could swear he even broke out into a smile on their walk to Purgatory Hall. Not even Luke seemed to mind his presence and though the second born didn’t exactly expect any form of gratitude from someone as uptight as him, he was internally glad the chihuahua wasn’t all that affected by the endeavour.
Maybe the little shit wasn’t so bad after all.
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Luke ended up subverting his expectations after all. A couple of days later and a week before his birthday, the kid showed up to his bedroom door, with you standing proudly behind him. To say he was mildly startled would be an understatement, it wasn’t very often that Luke travelled to the House of Lamentation by himself. He wasn’t even sure how he got in, though he presumed you had something to do with it. The two weren’t exactly on friendly terms yet but no one could deny their relationship was steadily improving and you were obviously encouraging this with every ounce of power you had
“What is it?” His own gentle tone surprised him but he had just woken up and did not have the ability to act all that snappy at seven in the morning.
“Luke wanted to give you something. An early birthday present.” You probed, when neither of them made any sign of moving and sighed as you nudged the angel next to you, “Go on Luke, Mammon would never turn his nose up at any type of gift. Especially a thoughtful one at that.”
Luke nervously fumbled for something in his pocket and Mammon had no idea what to expect. Actually, it was pretty hard to believe the young angel would want to give him anything at all. Sure, he received birthday presents from him before, but that was mostly at the command of Simeon. Whatever he had prepared for today, it would’ve been done out of his own will.
After a couple more seconds of postponing it, Luke finally bit the bullet and pulled out a small box out of his pocket, covered in golden glitter and wrapped in a red material that resembled velvet pretty closely, before hurriedly sticking it out to him, urging him to take it. Mammon precariously reached for the gift, picked it up and admired it for a few seconds. Whoever made it put plenty of care into both constructing and decorating it, making it look aesthetically pleasing to the eye and feel nice to the touch. He shot the two of you a confused look before slowly taking the lid off and he blinked.
A golden bracelet, adorned with a couple of precious gems, grabbed his eye as soon as he opened it and for once, Mammon was left speechless. He was never one for half-assed compliments, but he couldn’t describe the piece of jewellery as anything less than beautiful. And definitely expensive as shit. It was made out of real gold and precious stones so he wouldn’t be surprised if the angel was in debt now because of this early shopping spree.
“It’s a thank you gift.” Luke eventually muttered out and then immediately reddened at Mammon’s curious gaze, before adding on, “I-I mean, it’s also your birthday gift but I realised I never thanked you properly for what you did the other day. And I couldn’t possibly not to do anything. S-so I asked Simeon to help me pick out something for you. I did consider making you a cake but I figured that’s a present more suited to Beel’s tastes.” Luke cut himself short as Mammon continued to stare in shock at him and he covered his face with his hands in embarrassment, “Just accept it, OK? And don’t expect anything else from me, you greedy demon.”
With that timid confession out of the way, Luke bolted down the hallway and out of the mansion before either you or Mammon could react, the front door loudly slamming shut behind him. Both of you remained stunned at Luke’s outburst but you found yourself laughing before long.
“He’s a sweetheart really, I’m glad he’s warming up to you Mammon.” To jest around, you wiped a fake tear out of your eye as if to act like a proud parent but the silence following your statement made you turn around, “Mammon?”
The second born was studying the gift he had just received attentively, gently swiping his thumb over the gold rimming before gingerly putting it on his wrist, mesmerised but undoubtedly pleased with how that whole interaction went. You spotted a sheepish smile climbing on his face and you wanted to laugh again, “Right, I’ll leave you to it then. See you later Mams.”
It was a weird sort of friendship they built, but whatever happened between the two must’ve been miraculous because from that day onwards, you haven’t heard Luke utter out a single insult against the Avatar of Greed and Mammon guarded the bracelet he was given by the young angel with his life ever since, even going as far to glare at Levi when he suggested Mammon was going to end up selling the precious thing for a quick profit first chance he got.
An angel and a demon, huh. Who would’ve thought?
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