#oh damn i hadnt thought of it that way!

[watersunairmoon]

erm my first drabble? or thought? idk im just a whore for Satoru Gojo and needed to get the filth out of my brain. be nice to me!!

content warnings!!: mean!dom!gojo, fem!reader, sub!reader, over stimulation, dacryphilia, cervix fucking (kinda?), squirting, degrading and praising, vibrator, pushing limits kinda, passing out, cumming inside, idk just filth okay

MINORS DNFUCKINGI

“oh baby, youre shaking so much~” You could feel his breath tickling your ear, his chuckle sending a chill straight down your spine. The position he currently had you in was obscene- even looking at yourself in your full length mirror the two of you were sitting in front of would normally make you blush. That was, if he hadnt already fucked every worry and insecurity in you out, until it was dripping down your thighs. Back flush against his chest, head lolled back onto his shoulder, gojos tight grip on your waist, legs locked open with his own giving him full view of your leaking cunt around his length. It was enough to make him drool.

“Come on, take a deep breath. Im not even doing anything right now.” The cockiness was evident in his tone, and you could practically hear the smirk on his face. He said it so casually, like he hadnt already fucked you through your 4th orgasm of the night, like he wasnt balls deep inside you at the moment. Damn him and his stupid stamina. You would swear you could feel him in your cervix right now, certain if you had the strength to raise your head youd see the outline of his cock sticking through your lower stomach.

Your belief was quickly proven as you felt his hand trace from your hip, right to where you could feel so much pressure. Gojos slender fingers running along the bulging spot, pressing down and building even more tension in your abused womb. This pulled a whimper from your throat, causing your head to finally raise from his shoulder, only for your heat to clench tightly around him once you saw your fucked out body in the mirror. It was so embarrassing to you how he could reduce you to such a pathetic mess. But to Gojo? It was easily one of his favorite things.

“T-Toru, please, i cant…” You whine at the feeling of being stuffed so full, eyes brimming with tears at the sensation. The white haired male thought you just looked so adorable like this, pleading him to have mercy on your over-worked body, legs trembling, salty tears about to spill over your pretty little lashes. He wondered how much more he would have to push you until you were full on sobbing, the thought of it sending a throb to his sex and a twisted smile across his face, already planning out how exactly he was going to break you.

“What do you mean you cant?” He feigned disappointment, hiding his shit eating grin behind a small frown, eyes raking over your body til he met yours in the mirror. “Im not asking you to do much y’know, y’r just sitting there.” The way he said it was almost a scoff, his tone alone making you whimper. This told you that he was no where near done with you, and you more than likely had a long night ahead of you. He hadnt even came yet, he had been holding back, and that was even more worrisome. “Ive been doing the work this whole time, and youre telling me y’r the one that cant keep going? How sad.” He shook his head as he laughed at you. He was so mean sometimes, so apathetic to your situation like it wasnt his fault. But nonetheless, his teasing made the tears you were trying so hard to hold back, fall softly down your face. It was so weird how he could literally make you cry but at the same time make your pussy flutter around him. Satoru had really turned you into a whore for him, and your bodies betraying actions never went unnoticed to him.

“Awww and now shes crying. Dont act like you’re so sad baby, i can feel you tighten up every time, ya’know that right?” His taunting purr only sent another wave of arousal through you, heat pulsating around him, causing him to snicker. “Yeah just like that… your poor little whored out pussy loves when im mean, doesnt she?” He cooed, returning his hand to your hip to keep you from squirming as he lightly thrusted up into you, placing a couple soft kisses on your shoulder.

“A-ah!” You couldnt help but cry out, even from such a shallow movement “ ‘s too much p-please, please! Toru!” The tears were streaming now, but it was evident Gojo didnt care, only wrapping his arms snugly around your torso to keep you in place as he softly fucked into you. God, your reactions were making him go feral, he doubted he could stop even if he wanted to at this point, watching you fall apart on his cock was just too satisfying- you were lucky he was only doing it softly. Though it felt much more intense to your over stimulated cunny. “J-just give me a second! Please! pleasepleaseplease-” You cried loudly, gripping onto his biceps like your life depended on it, legs desperately trying to shut, hips thrashing around, you honestly felt like you could pass out at any second from the over stimulation.

Gojo noticed this, and as much as he wanted to keep fucking you until you were overflowing with his seed, he didnt need you passing out- not yet at least. So he stilled his hips with a huff “Fine, fine, stop bein’ a crybaby, calm down.” and although his words were a bit sour, he made up for it as he rubbed your sides gently. He knew he was being mean, but he hoped his soft touches were enough to remind you that at the end of the day, he truly did care about you and your needs. And he would never actually hurt you (unless you wanted him too). Besides, even if he couldnt fuck you, he had plenty of other ideas.

A breath of relief left your lungs as you tried to catch your breath, chest heaving up and down as you babbled out ‘thank you’s’, head rolling back again. You knew you probably only had a couple minutes to prepare yourself for another couple rounds of ruthless fucking, so you tried your best to stable yourself quickly. Your body was so worn out though, it was proving to be quite the challenge. Gojo wasnt even moving and small whimpers and gasps were still making their way from your throat.

“Relax, relaxxx gorgeous, im waiting for ya’” He continued to lovingly stroke your sides, hands moving lower to massage your thighs. He was being so sweet now, it was making your head spin. So much so that you didnt even notice his hand leaving your thigh and the rustling noise of him looking for something in your nightstand. But honestly, you should have known better than to trust that he was truly going to wait for you to catch your breath. You know how much he loves to push your bodies limits, and how much he loves to see you sob. You were a fool for thinking anything different. So imagine your surprise when you felt the buzzing of your mini wand right against your clit, your entire body immediately jerking up, only to be slammed down against his chest with one strong arm.

“Ah ah ah, youre not going a-anywhere~” Satoru had to hold his own self together as he felt your heat get impossibly tighter around him, almost making him choke on his words from how amazing it felt.

“fuck! ah! S-satoruuuu” you nearly screamed out, eyes squeezed shut. You bit your lip hard enough to draw blood as you thrashed around. “ahh! nghh! i cant i cant i c-cant!” You were sobbing uncontrollably, shaking your head back and forth while you tried to grip on to anything you could reach for support, which happened to be Gojos arm with one hand and reaching up to the back of his scalp with the other, pulling him close to you. Your body convulsed as he toyed your clit with the vibrator, every time he moved it right to left your pussy would throb and squeeze, making him groan out into the crook of your neck.

“F-fuck baby, you keep squeezin’ me like that n’ im gonna cum early” he moaned into your skin, relishing in the way you felt around him. You were too cock drunk to even call him out on his use of the word ‘early’-you had been fucking for at least an hour and a half, the fuck did he mean ‘early’? But his words were instantaneously lost in the heat of the moment, both of your groans and cries filling any empty space in the room.

It only took a couple moments before you felt the pressure of an impending orgasm start to build, but it felt different than usual. If you had any will left in your body at all, you would have warned Gojo, but you couldnt even get a sentence out- the only thing spilling from your lips was babbled nonsense, cursing, the occasional slip of his name, and gasps for air. You felt like your entire existence was about to snap, and all you could do was hold on to Gojo and hope he wouldnt let you fall. Luckily for you, he had just as tight of a grip on you as you did him.

“S-Shit! ‘Pussy is s-so damn tight” He moaned out, watching the mirror as your eyes rolled into the back of your head, mouth agape as you panted loudly. “Mmm-mmm, Gonna cum for me sweetie? Yeah T-Toru can tell, let it a-lllll out for me baby” He was on the edge as well while he watched you convulse on his length, and he swore hes never felt you tighten up this much. He couldnt control hisself when his hips began to involuntarily thrust into you, muttering a small “sorry gorgeous, g-gotta-“

His words went completely unnoticed by you, too caught up in your own painful pleasure to even recognize that he was speaking. At this point you werent even breathing while he thrusted into you, just shaking violently as tears fell from your cheeks down to your breasts. The coil was about to snap, and you werent sure if you were even going to be alive after.

Satorus eyes followed your tears, watching as more dripped with each thrust onto your perfect breasts, trailing down your body til they reached where the two of your were connected and mixing with your wetness. The sight borderline made him whimper, deciding he had to have a taste as he cranes his neck down to lick up the side of your cheek, groaning loudly at the salty taste of your pretty tears. “Fuck! g-gonna fill you up princess~” He squeezed you tighter as he fucked into you even faster, pressing the vibrator harder into your cunt.

And that was the final straw, your body tensed up as he continued fucking you, releasing a squeal from your throat as you squirted and gushed around his cock. Body twitching and nails digging so deep into Satorus skin that it was sure to leave marks. It felt like it lasted forever, making a mess between you and your lover, creating a puddle on the floor to clean up later.

As soon as your orgasm finished washing over you, you were out like a light, going limp as Gojos eyes widened, looking at the mess you made. “Holy s-shit” he groaned loudly, room now only filled with his own moaning and the wet slapping noise of your ass clapping against his soaked thighs. Not much longer after that, he filled you up just as he said he was going to, spurting rope after rope of his cum deep inside you.

After giving himself a couple of seconds to come down, he turned the vibe off and say it to the side, slowly lifting you off of his softening cock. He really was planning on fucking you for longer, but you were obviously worn the fuck out, body still shaking as he held you close to him. He turned you so you were now being cradled in his arms, head lying against his chest as you slowly came back to life. You stirred slightly, gaining his attention

“There she is, you did so good for me baby” Gojo cooed, brushing some strands of hair away from your face as he kissed your forehead with a smile. “tell me when youre ready and ill get us all cleaned up, kay?”

((sooooo this ended up being way longer than i anticipated oopsies, got a little carried away. but once again please be nice this is my first ever fanfic and smut in general, but im open to constructive criticism!! ik i prob have a lot to work on but thats okay :) hopefully some of you enjoyed it!! reblogs and comments are always appreciated <3))

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[graveyard-stray]

Me or Her. || Thomas Shelby x f!Reader

Summary: All your life you’ve loved Tommy, and you finally thought he loved you too. But then, Grace came along and had to ruin everything.

(No hate to Grace. She slays. This is all just for story purposes)

Word Count: 2.5K

Tags: Angst + Fluff, unrequited love, jealousy, Smut. Dom!Tommy, Praise, dirty talk?, Grinding/Dry humping, Lowkey rough sex, loving tho, P in V sex, little bit of oral, lowkey desperate tommy and reader. No use of Y/N!!

A/N: Not proofread! Dont crucify me please…😰

“What is your god damn issue?” Tommy asked you, a frustrated expression on his face. You had run off during the large event the Peaky Blinders were currently hosting.

Ya see Tommy was your boyfriend, or something of the sort- as Tommy wasn’t the kind of guy you really would call a boyfriend. But none the less you were involved and had been for quite some time.

The way you felt about him was strong and undeniable. You had been in love with him for years, you never thought he felt the same. You felt even more sure of that when you saw him with Grace. You could tell clearly there was romance between them, a certain spark. It broke your heart but you would of course pretend to be happy for them.

But, after she had gone to New York you finally had your chance. After some time Tommy finally took some notice to you. It didn’t take too long for you two to start being…involved. Sleeping together, going to all the important events together, spending nights together at his place, the whole nine yards. Everything couples would do.

But the night of this party, no different than the others, who would walk through the door? Grace.

your heart sinks as you see her walking into the party, dressed beautifully and looking around clearly searching for something- or someone.

You moved closer to Tommy’s side and grabbed onto his arm, staying almost attached to him. He didn’t mind of course, simply continuing on with his conversations and dealings.

Out of the corner of your eye you saw Grace coming over, in an attempt to make it clear what you and Tommy were you put your face in the crook of his neck, kissing him softly. He didn’t react but, you hadnt expected him too. That wasn’t the goal. The goal was to make Grace back off.

But, Grace came over anyway. Interjecting into Tommy’s conversation. The look on his face when he saw her shattered your heart. AJ mix of surprise and pleasure in seeing her. She asked to speak to him alone and he agreed, he told you to stay where you were and he would be back soon but you just couldn’t. As soon as he went to walk off with her you left the party, ran off to the room you were staying in to cry.

That’s how you got where you were now. Arguing with Tommy in the room that you so often shared.

“What is your god damn issue?” He was scowling at you as you looked at him with a mixture of anger and sadness on your face. “My issue? Your the one who went off with that whore!” You snapped back at him, your voice breaking from your crying.

He scoffed, “is that really what this is about? I was just talking to her calm the fuck down.” He scolded, still clearly annoyed at your reaction.

You stood up and got closer to him, “Oh please Tommy, I’m not blind! I saw the way you looked at her when you saw her. So glad she was back from New York. I mean come on- I just….” You explained, trailing off at the end trying to find the words.

“You just what? Spit it out.” He said demanding, looking down at you as he stepped closer to you, you could feel his breathe on your face. “I just thought you loved ME, Tommy.” You said, coldly. “Bloody hell, your being ridiculous. I do!” He responded, turning around and putting some space between the two of you.

You stayed in your spot glaring at him, new tears pricking your eyes. “No you don’t. You love her. You always have and I should’ve opened my fucking eyes sooner! I should’ve known you would never love me like you love her!” You barked at him, those new hot tears now falling down your cheeks.

“I do! Just calm down and listen to me when I say that I do!” Tommy repeated, an evident tone of annoyance in his words. “Then say it.” You said, wiping the tears from your face.

He looked confused for a moment, “say what exactly?” He questioned honestly, but with his same strong and cold tone.

“Say that you love me. I know you’ve said it to her before so your bloody capable of it. So, if you really do love me, then SAY IT.” You demanded, sternly looking him right in the eyes. Most men you knew didn’t dare look at him in the eyes, but you weren’t scared of him. No matter what.

“Your being insane, I just said it!” He defended, his tone still cold but there was a clear look of searching in his eyes. Like he was struggling to find the right words to say, to find the right way to express what he wanted to. But his avoidance of doing what you asked was a very clear answer to you.

You kept your eyes glued to his and just shook your head disapprovingly, “Whatever Tommy. I can’t keep fucking doing this, I was gonna tell you to choose between me or her but it seems you already have.” The words were like venom leaving your lips. You turned to walk towards the door, your heels clacking on the floor with every step.

Before you could go the sound of Tommy’s voice registered in your mind. It was softer now and more sincere than before. “I love you.” he said, making you stop in your tracks but not yet turn to face him. “I love you so much and it scares the shit out of me.” He confessed.

You turned on your heels to face him, “what do you mean? Why does it scare you?” you asked sincerely, the look in your eyes softer now, and more sympathetic.

“After what happened with Grace? Why the hell wouldn’t I be frightened. I didn’t wanna put myself out there again just for ya to bloody leave as soon as things got good, or worse for you to be put in danger cause of me.” Tommy explained, looking away from your gaze.

He felt your soft hand on his cheek, his rough skin contrasting your own. He looked at you and quickly plunged his lips onto yours. You were a bit taken aback but quickly reciprocated.

The kiss was deep and passionate but also had an energy of desperation in it. Tommy wrapped his arms around your waist and pulled you close to him, your body flush against his own.

It didn’t take long for the kiss to develope into his tongue exploring your mouth, heavy breathing and soft, muffled, moans filling the otherwise silent room. Tommy eventually grabbed you a bit roughly and pushed you down onto the bed, crawling over so he was hovering above you, doing his best not to break the kiss in the process.

Your hands found his hair and you pulled it softly, how you knew he liked, and he groaned softly into your mouth. He ground his hips against yours, his clothed crotch rubbing against yours, which was also still covered by your formal party wear.

Tommy continued to softly grind against you for a moment as the kiss continued hastily, before you pulled away to whine, “Tommy. Need you.” is all you could muster out, the feeling of desperation making you practically squirm beneath him.

He just nodded before sitting you up and pulling your dress up and over your head with ease. You felt the cold air hit your now almost bare upper body and you could feel your nipples harden under the fabric of your bra.

You felt his mouth attach to your neck, kissing and sucking on the skin softly as his hands snaked around your back and undid your bra quickly, it was pretty clear he was experienced with this but you tried to ignore that fact as it is kinda related to what started the argument to begin with.

His lips continued to kiss and nip at the skin of your neck, shoulders, and collarbone before you placed your hands on his chest and started gently tugging at his suit jacket, attempting to get it off. He chuckled and pulled away, quickly taking off his jacket as you worked to unbutton his shirt. It wasn’t long before his top was also completely bare.

Tommy took this time to admire you, his eyes trailing down your neck and shoulders seeing the marks he left they would definitely be noticed tomorrow, and then to your breasts. He smiled a bit and kissed right above your chest before looking back up at you.

“s’beautiful” Tommy mumbled before putting his hand on your cheek and pulling you into another heated kiss. His other hand now groping your boob, causing you to moan into the kiss and grind your hips up into nothing.

He noticed your actions and chuckled, “someone’s needy.” He teased and you nodded quickly. “Let me show you how much I love you.” He whispered softly into your ear as he laid you back down on the bed, placing a pillow underneath your back to make you more comfortable.

His hands slid down your sides, eventually reaching your panties and pulling them down your legs. He leaned down and kissed your clit softly before licking a stripe up your cunt. “Fuckin’ delicious” he practically moaned before coming up and kissing you again so you could taste yourself on him.

your hands reached down and messed with the waistband of his pants making him chuckle once more, “So desperate, So needy, it’s adorable.” Tommy sweetly. “Just need you so bad Tommy. So pretty…want you.” You praised him as your hand cupped his cheek and you kissed his lips softly. “Please” you practically begged.

A smiled played on his lips as he undid his belt and unbuttoned his trousers. “How can I say no to that beautiful face?” He whispered.

It wasn’t long at all before he had taken himself out of his boxers and was lining up with your entrance. He smiled down at you reassuringly “you ready love?” he asked, he would ask if you were ready when he was feeling extra loving, because he was generally quite large and he knew this- so he wanted to make sure. You simply nodded and this enabled him to slowly push inside of you.

The soft hiss that left your mouth soon turned into a pleasurable moan as he pushed inside of you until he was all the way in. He looked down at where you were connected and groaned, titling his head back. “Fuck baby. You take me so well.” He praised sweetly.

after just a moment of letting you adjust he started moving in and out. His pace started off slow, pulling out a bit and slowly easing back inside as far as he could go. But the pleasure was just so good as he slowly fucking into you, he needed more.

“So good f’me. Taking me nice and slow.” He praised once more. Starting to slowly pick up speed. You nodded, as any time you tried to speak the words became muffled by moans and whines.

“More..please.” You were able to mumble out, a whiney and desperate tone in your voice. Tommy groaned and bit his lip at hearing you beg for more of him like that. “If you insist sweetheart.” He responds rather quietly before picking up the pace.

He steadily builds up speed till he is at the point where he is quickly pulling all the way out just to thrust back into you as deep as he can before pulling out and doing it again and again. The room is filled with the sounds of skin slapping against skin. Your moans and mumbles and his quiet groans accompanying them.

You could feel yourself getting closer to your climax, and he could too as your walls began to clench around him causing him to let out another moan. “Fuck.” he moaned under his breathe. “I’m close sweetheart.” Tommy said quickly, his hips still pistoning into you.

“Me too.” You moaned back, your head nodding feverishly. The feeling in your lower stomach was burning and you could feel yourself getting closer and closer to the edge.

What finally threw you over the edge was when his hand went down and found your clit, rubbing quickly circles onto it. The sensation of his rough calloused fingers on your sensitive clit, combined with him roughly fucking into you was enough to have you coming undone.

You squirmed beneath him as your walls clenched around him and you came while moaning his name loudly, causing him to let out another deep moan. “Fuck. Yes cum all over my cock. Good girl.” Tommy muttered as he kept pushing in and out of you. As you rode out of your high you grabbed his face in your hands, “cum inside. Please.” You asked him, a desperate look in your eyes.

This alone was enough to send him over the edge. He nodded as his hips stuttered and in just a few more thrusts he was filling you up, spilling his seed inside of you, this just caused another moan of his name to fall from your lips.

As he came you could hear him mumbling, “fuck. So good. Love you. Love you so much.” Where all the words falling from his beautiful mouth as he came inside of you.

You both took a moment to catch your breathes before he carefully slid out of you, causing an involuntary and sorta strange noise to leave you. He got up and kissed your forehead before grabbing a damp towel and using it to clean you off gently, dabbing your skin with the nice cool water.

After he finished cleaning you he climbed back in bed, still naked and pulled you into him. You snuggled close and rested your head on his chest. You two just sat there for a moment. Enjoying each other.

“I love you so much.” Were the words he said to break the silence. “And if it takes me never so much as looking at Grace again to make you happy then I will do it.” He promised, kissing the top of your head gently.

You leaned your head a bit and placed a soft kiss on his chest. “Thank you. I love you too.” You said dreamily, snuggling closer into him.

He wrapped both arms around you and held you close. You both had honestly forgotten about the party that was still going on downstairs. You couldn’t seem to care as you just held each other and enjoyed each other presence.

You fell asleep together that night, both naked and holding one another. The next morning when You and Tommy went to go get breakfast and were once again interrupted by Grace who attempted to speak him. Tommy just continued talking to you. He didn’t even look at her.

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[ohtobeleah]

Strictly Scandalous…

You first meet Hangman when he accidentally spills his drink on you at the Hard Deck turning your pretty white dress see through. Conscious of eyes on your chest he offers up his shirt to you and begins trying to learn more about you. Reader, turned on by his protective nature and sexy physical appearance, takes him outside with the intent of showing him how much she appreciated his kind gesture and charming personality only to end up receiving the best sex of her life…and possibly a date.

Listen this concept gave me literal life. I did however make a slight change and instead of sex, we went with the reader give Hangman head because that’s what my brain went to. ✌️

Warnings: This is strictly scandalous, smut ahead.

“I really am so unbelievably sorry—“ Jakes leaning over the booth to get closer to you on his elbows, his T-shirt slung over your now very see-through dress. “I just didn’t for the life of me see you standing there.” 

“It’s alright, really.” You mule as you take a sip of the Canadian Club Jake had brought you as a sorry for spilling not one, not two, but three draft beers all over your pretty little ensemble. “Besides, the view ain’t that bad from where I’m sitting, so I guess you can say we’re even Stevens.” 

Jake had ripped his own shirt off without a second thought, covering your exposed chest to the prying eyes of bar patrons who watched the dirty blonde, usually stable aviator stumble into you haphazardly as he momentarily lost his footing on the way over to the pool table. 

It left him exposed from the waist up, which he’d normally be okay with. But Penny had a strict no nips policy and Jake hated the fact Bradley Bradshaw's Hawaiian throw over had now become his saving grace. He’d never live it down, the shirt or the fact he’d dragged you down in the depths of embarrassment with him. Jake Seresin was on a roll tonight, clearly. 

“If it’s Hawaiian shirts you’re into you should be talking to Rooster—“ Jake mumbles under his breath as he watches you from across the booth twirl the little plastic straw around the vessel holding your drink of choice. 

“It's not the shirt.” You simply shake your head. “And I don't do mustaches.” 

“What is it that you do then?” Jake feels himself gaining some confidence back, he’s sending you one of his signature smirks and he knows just by the way you finish your drink and lean into the booth a little more to close the gap as much as you can that lingers between the two of you. 

“Dirty blondes who spill beer on unassuming contacts.”

It's that comment that led you to know, with the copious amounts of alcohol flooding your systems and inability to think all that rationally, not that you didn't want to be grown on your knees in the carpark of the Hard deck. Not that you didn't want Jake's hands wrapped in your hair, helping to guide you up and down his length. 

It's just that an all important question had been missed in the meet and greet part of your x-raked rendezvous. Why was Jake at a naval bar in the first place? And he certainly hadn't asked you that question either. But, it was far too late to ask now, consequences be damned you thought. 

“Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck–” Like a mantra, Jakes looking up into the heavens above as he bucks his hisp against your face, his cock disapearing and re-appearing moments after having being shoved down your warm tight throat. “Yess–ah fuck!” You've got his shirt on the ground, stopping the rocks from digging into your knees too deep as you work to work him over. 

It's damn near organsmic to hear Jake, the man who'd spilt three drinks on you earlier, moan the way he was. Needy, lustful, one hand twisted in your hair while the other cups your cheek. Guiding you as you take every inch he's willing to give you. You hadnt gone into this thinking youd end up sucking Jake off, but fuck it had been one of your better ideas of the night so far. 

“Fuugghh–!” Jakes flushed a red hume, it had started to creep its way up his neck from below the hawaiian button up, flushing his cheeks a pretty pink as his breathing laboured and got a little heavier with every passing second he relished in. “Feels so fucking good.” 

If Jake had known that all it would take to get such a pretty girl like you down on your knees before him, sucking him senseless in the car park of the Hard Deck, was to spill a few amber beverages across your chest he would have tapped the whole damn keg months ago. 

“Mmmhmm–” You simply aren't shy, moaning around Jake's cock as you look up through watery eyelashes to see him looking down at you with an open slack jaw. He has his back pressed against the side of his black F-150 and his jeans pulled down just past his hips, down enough that you could reach in and free him from the confines of his boxer briefs when you had pushed him up against the truck initially to make out. 

It had been a feverish, intense hook-up. So feverish and needy that when your hand grazed against Jake's clothed cock he was already hard and standing to attention, hoping that the situation unfolding would lead to something more.  

“Ah fuck, darlin, if you don’t sucking me off like that I’m gonna cum down that pretty little throat of yours.” Jakes close, he can feel his orgasm pooling at the base of his shaft. He can feel the all to familiar sensation of his balls tightening, his heart rate spiking, the need to just fuck deep into your throat overwhelming him as he let out groans and frustrated sighs, because he keeps forgetting how to fuckign breathe.

Popping your lips, you pull back and take Jake's sloppy length in your hand, pumping him as you chuckle and smile up at him. 

“You say that like it’s a bad thing?” Jakes taking that as the go ahead to rail your throat. Waiting till your lips are once again wrapped around his tip before he's taking over the pace, groaning as your nose hits his manscaped pubic hair. Holding you down as he twitches and leans over you. 

“OOhhhhhh fucking christ–” Tapping at his thigh, Jakes pulls your head back just to watch the tears fall freely down your cheeks as you gasp for air, only to do the same thing over and over again because it feels far too good to stop now when hes so close to cumming down your windpipe. “Baby, ahh Fuck I’m there, I’m there ohhhhh ffuugghhh–” 

It's an overwhelming sensation, to have Jake buried at the hilt down your throat as he's withering away above you. His vision blurred for a minute as he felt himself releasing into your warm, tight throat. The mixture of saliva and opake cum dripping down your tongue before you swallow. Neat and tidy. “Ahhhh oh my god–” 

Despite his inhibitions, Jake Seresin is a southern gentleman at heart. So when he comes down from the high you gave him, he's unlocking his truck, pulling you into it and down onto his lap. Kissing you just to taste himself on your tongue as he cups your cheeks, hot to the touch. 

There's no secret just by looks alone that you are by far much younger than Jake. He knows it's not a question you ask a lady either, so he goes about it rather strategically while he's sucking against the pulse point of your neck as you grind yourself down into his lap. 

“What do you do, pretty girl?” Jake's mumbling. “You know, when you aren't riding thighs in the backs of Ford trucks in car parks of bars?” And it's your answer that has Jake's voice hitching in the back of his throat. He's just gotten a new gig, as had most of the daggers–they were instructors, TopGun instructors. The newest class were starting Monday….. 

“Im a naval aviator–” You moaned, pulling back just so you could rip your dress up over your head, exposing yourself to the drunk in trouble man under you. “Start at Miramar on Monday, Lieutenant Y/n Mitchell at your service.”

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Strictly Scandalous Jake ‘Hangman Seresin

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Strictly Scandalous Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin

#ohtobeleah 3k celebration #strictly scandalous jake ‘hangman’ seresin #jake seresin x f!reader #jake hangman imagine #jake seresin fic #jake seresin smut #jake seresin fanfiction #jake seresin x you #jake hangman x reader

[michelleleewise]

The Proposal

Pairing: Sugardaddy Loki x reader

Warnings: all the smut, tiny bit of angst, dom loki, sub reader, oral (f recieving), light bdsm, mild swearing.

Summary: it's time for new experiences, as the past comes back to haunt you....

Part Four-

You woke up stretching your limbs in the large bed, You hadnt slept that good in a long long time. The ache between your thighs reminding you of last night's activities making you smile. You tilted your head to the other side of the bed finding it empty "Oh yeah.." you sighed sitting up remembering Loki doesn't stay the night. You looked down seeing you were in your pajamas but didn't remember changing "did he.." you thought to yourself glancing over seeing you phone and a glass of water on the nightstand. You picked it up seeing a text from Loki.

I hope you slept well. Tonight is our last night this weekend, and I have plans for you. I will be here at 6pm sharp, I want you in the bedroom in only your underwear when I arrive or you will be punished. ~L~

You felt a shiver run down your spine, "how would he punish me?" You asked yourself setting your phone down smiling, you decided to ask him tonight. You got up stretching heading to the bathroom deciding to take a bath, the hot water soothing your aching muscles. You grabbed your robe heading to the kitchen remembering you could make coffee now. Opening your bedroom door almost having a heart attack seeing Scott on your couch.

"What the hell are you doing here? How did you get in!?" You yelled pulling your robe closer together "I still have a key, nice furniture. How did you get it?" He asked watching you "none of your damn business, now leave." You demanded pointing to the door. "I need to talk to you." He said sitting back. "I have nothing to say to you, go talk to your fiancée." You said holding your robe closed. "I left her y/n." He said standing up. "I miss you, I miss us." He said slowly making his way to you "there is no us, now leave." You said again.

"Im still on the lease, I can come and go as I please." He said coming to stand in front of you "and you left, the apartment is mine now, and I said get out." You growled as he stepped closer backing you to the wall. "Oh, and what if I don't?" He asked reaching for the tie of your robe when you reached up slapping him as hard as you could making his head whip to the side. "Someone is fiesty." He smiled when you heard a knock on the door "Hey y/n, you awake?" You heard Tanya on the other side. He sighed looking down at you "to be continued." He smiled, grabbing his coat off the chair walking towards the door.

He opened it "Tanya.." he said slipping out as she stepped in closing the door. "What was he doing here?" She asked setting her purse down. "He still has a key." You said sitting at the table "he didnt..." She asked sitting across from you "no, but I'm glad you showed up." You sighed running a hand through your hair. "Here, I brought coffee." She smiled handing you the cup. "My hero." You smiled grabbing it. "Nice furniture, where did you get it." She asked looking around "Well, you know your suggestion the other day..." you said sipping your coffee "no way! You did it?" She smiled "and he bought all of this? Mine never did anything like this." She said sipping her coffee "yeah, and he bought groceries for me and took my bills." You said looking at her. "Wow, you got a good one." She smiled.

You talked for awhile longer before seeing it was past 4 "he's actually going to be here at 6 so..." you said "oh I see, get rid of me." She said laughing. "Ok, but I'm taking you to lunch next week, I want to hear all the dirty details." She said wiggling her eyebrows "ok ok, I'll text you I promise." You smiled walking her to the door giving her a hug "and think about changing your locks ok?" She said opening the door "Oh trust me I will." You said. "You have fun now." She said winking walking out almost tripping on a box "ooo what's this?" She asked handing it to you, seeing the green ribbon around it you knew, you pulled the note out from under it "I want you in this and nothing else." ~L~. You read aloud. "Ooooo....." Tanya said fanning her face making you laugh "I'll call you." You smiled closing the door.

You went to the bedroom setting the box down you untied the ribbon sliding the top off seeing a dark green lace bra and panty set laid next to a pair of black stockings and a garter belt. "Well, not too revealing I see." You said giggling. You got dressed in everything stepping in front of the mirror turning to the side "not bad..." you said to yourself fluffing your hair. You heard the front door open "pet, where are you?" You heard Loki. "In here...sir." you called out hurrying to the bed trying to sit as seductively as possible when he stepped in the doorway. "Do you like your gift?" He asked stepping inside "yes sir....thank you sir." You said shyly looking down "stand up." He said as you stood in front of him, you looked onto his eyes and it made shiver run down your spine.

You heard a low growl from him making your cheeks heat up "remove my tie." He said as you looked up meeting his dark eyes. You reached forward slowly pulling the knot down undoing it gently sliding it off his neck. "I'm going to try something tonight, what's the safeword?" He asked smiling "red....sir." you said holding his tie. "Good girl. Close your eyes." He said sternly. Closing your eyes your felt something soft pressed againt them wrapping around your head. "Good?" He asked "yes sir." You nodded. You felt his fingers slowly ghost over your shoulders down your arms "so soft." He whispered in your ear.

You felt him step away as you turned your head listening for him when you felt something slowly glide across your stomach making your breath hitch. "Mm do you like that?" He asked, feeling it move up between your breasts "y..yes sir." You breathed pointing your head down when you felt a light slap on your breast making you jump "head up." He growled "yes s..sir." you said lifting your chin. "Good girl, don't move or you will receive another." He said sternly. You felt it slowly slide up your neck to your cheek before slowly gliding across your lips parting them, feeling it slide down under your chin you felt Loki's tongue slowly glide across your bottom lip making you moan and lean forward to capture his lips when you felt a slap on your ass making you whimper "Ah ah...patience pet." He purred backing up.

You felt him press his chest to your back "Your so beautiful." You heard him purr in your ear sending a shiver down your spine. "Turn to the left." He said. Feeling his hand on your hip you turned until he stopped you. Reaching down he grabbed your hands and lifted them up "bend over." He whispered making shiver. You slowly leaned forward when your hands met something soft....the duvet? He placed his foot between your legs spreading them apart "perfect, just like that." He said backing up. You felt the same thing slowly glide up the back of your leg and thigh before feeling it glide across your cheek "who do you belong to?" He asked sternly "you.." You said feeling a slap on your cheek making you jolt forward. "What was that?" He asked again "y..you sir." You said feeling your cheeks heat up.

"Who does this perfect ass belong to?" He asked feeling another slap on your other cheek "you s..sir." you said shakely feeling your walls clench. "Mm...and who does this delightful cunt belong to?" He growled feeling whatever he had glide across your clothed core making you moan. You felt a light slap againt your clit making you cry out as you felt your arousel soak your panties. "Don't make me ask again." He said sternly "y..you sir! It belongs to you." You called out panting hearing him growl "that's right pet....this tight, perfect cunt is only for me.." he purred next to your ear feeling another slap against your clit making you moan loudly. "Mm...I think you enjoy this...don't you?" He growled y..yes sir." You panted feeling his fingers slide between your legs, pulling your panties aside you felt his fingers glided through your slick folds.

"Mm...so wet..do you want me to fuck you y/n?" He asked "y..yes sir....please." You cried out panting as his fingers circled your entrance "how bad do you want my cock inside you?" He growled sliding his fingers up circling your clit. "Aahh god...I want it...need it sir....please..." you begged feeling your knees weaken. "Your so pretty when you beg pet." He purred kissing your neck. "Get on the bed, on your back." He said pulling away. You inched forward climbing on the bed feeling for the pillows before laying down rubbing your thighs together. You felt the bed dip and fisted the duvet in anticipation. "Open up for me pet." He purred. You parted your knees feeling his fingers ghost up your thighs unfastened the garter belt before traveling to the hem of your panties sliding them down your legs.

"Tell me pet, has anyone ever pleasured you with their tongue." He asked rubbing your thighs. "N..no sir...no one." You panted "mmm..then I shall be your first." He growled. Feeling his arms wrap around your thighs he leaned down placing a gentle kiss to your clit making you moan. "Let's see how many sounds I can pull from you." He purred when you felt him lick from your entrance to your clit making you arch your back off the bed. "Aaahh....God...." you panted feeling his lips latch onto your clit sucking hard as he moaned vibrating your core making you cry out. You rocked your hips with his movements feeling the coil in your stomach tighten "ahh...sir im.....God I'm gonna..." you panted feeling his tongue circle your clit once more before he pulled back

"when you come it will be on my cock." He said sternly crawling up kissing your fiercely, tasting yourself on his tongue making you moan. "You taste divine pet but I need to be inside you..now." he growled. Lifting your hips he slid a pillow underneath you. You felt him kneel between your legs when his cock pressed against your entrance "s..sir...can i....touch you...please?" You asked as he lowered himself, hovering above you "since you asked so nicely...you may." He said pressing his lips to yours as your hands flew up, one finding his hair the other wrapping around his back as he thrust all the way in making you moan in his mouth. He pulled all the way out to the tip before slamming back in, the grip on his hair tightening as his tongue dove past your parted lips.

He hooked his arm under your knee bringing it up almost to your chest as he fucked you into the mattress. You drug your nails down his back hearing him growl as he sped up, pushing you up the bed with each thrust. "God...fuck m...me harded daddy!" You yelled out freezing at the name you just called him feeling him stop moving. "Shit...i..I'm sorry sir...I...I didn't..." you stuttered feeling your cheeks heat up. You felt him shift, leaning down to your ear "say it again." He growled in your ear "d..daddy..fuck me daddy..please" You begged hearing him make a noise between a growl and a moan as he slammed hard into, your head touching the rail.

He gripped the back of your head pressing your face into his neck as he pounded into you at an inhuman pace "say it again!" He panted "daddy..please make me come!" You yelled feeling him grip your hair. "Come y/n....come now!" He growled. You clenched hard around him crying out as he thrust harder into you. "Aahh gods y/n....y...you are perfect." He panted. Feeling him twitch inside you he thrust deep, holding himself there feeling him spill inside you. He slowly pumped into you a few more times riding you both through your high before stilling, releasing your leg. He reached up removing the tie for around your eyes you were met with green eyes "how are you feeling?" He breathed "im..good sir." You panted. You looked him over, his pupils blown wide, his hair a mess, his face flushed, he truly was beautiful.

"Did you like that?" He asked seriously "yes..very much. What was that you were touching me with." You asked looking around. "A riding crop, when used properly it can deliver the perfect amount of pain and...pleasure." He said smiling as he slowly pulled out of you making you whine. He sat on the edge of the bed next to you running a hand through his hair. "C..can I ask you something?" You asked sitting up "Anything, we need to be open with eachother." He said turning towards you. "Umm...so you said you've done this ten times.." you started looking down "yes..." he encouraged "and you didn't use protection?" You asked slowly lifting your head "ah..I see where your going, do not worry pet, I have been checked by a physician each time." He said. "Oh..ok.." you said looking down.

"what is wrong?" He asked watching you "was it the blindfold?" He asked "no, no that was...i really liked that.." you smiled "then what is it? Something is on your mind." He said matter of factly. "Its....my ex. He showed up here today." You said looking down. "Did he do anything to you?" He asked sternly "no, he..he said be wants me back, apparently he still has a key to the apartment." You said fidgeting with your fingers. "And is that what you want pet?" He asked. You looked up seeing a softness in his eyes. "No, absolutely not. I...I want you, for as long as you'll have me." You smiled. You saw the sterness return to his eyes before clearing his throat "very well, I'll send someone tomorrow to change the locks. And call me immediately if he shows up." He said standing. "Yes sir..I will." You said "Good girl. Now, you have school tomorrow so get some rest." He said getting dressed.

"Oh, and in addition to our arrangement since your ex has reappeared, I require you to text me when you get home everyday so I know your fine. Is that agreeable?" He asked slipping his suit jacket on "yes sir." You said watching him. "Good, and Friday I will be here at 6pm, make sure you are ready." He said "yes sir, I will be." You said. He walked over cupping your cheek making you look at him "I know what your thinking pet, and I'm not going anywhere ok?" He said smiling "the woman I spoke of, that i had to end our arrangement, she was....unstable. she became unhinged." He said watching you.

"As long as you abide by my rules, you have nothing to worry about. Submit to me....and I will give you all that you need." He said sternly "yes sir..I will sir." You said smiling "good girl, I expect to hear from you tomorrow, sleep well pet." He said leaning down kissing the top of your head. "I will text, I promise sir....goodnight" You smiled up at him as he squeezed your chin before letting you go. "Goodnight y/n." He nodded leaving the room. You heard the front door open and close before releasing the breath you were holding. You got up heading to the bathroom, cleaning yourself up you slipped into your pajamas and climbed in bed. Thoughts swirled around your head as you closed your eyes drifting off....

You couldn't wait to see what he had planned for next weekend......

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[p1-f1]

Touch

Pairing: Kyle Broflovski x fem! reader

Pronouns: she/her

Warnings: a bit of angst, but not much.

Notes: yeah yeah South Park has no apartment complex this it's wrong that LET ME HAVE THIS ONE IDEA, OKAY?!? damn.. Love you and I hope you like it babe <3

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In a standard relationship, at least, what people think is a standard relationship, there's physical affection. May be a lot, may be a little. But did it really matter? That's a question you often asked yourself.

You weren't a very...physical, person. And oftentimes it gives the people you had dated the wrong impression. But, at this point, you didn't really care. You cared about those people, of course, but you were tired of being ghosted or broken up with because your past boyfriends thought you didn't love them.

You and Kyle were a few weeks into your relationship, and you found that once he got comfortable, he got comfortable. Kyle was a very touchy person when it came to his partners and friends. Stan and Kenny could make a list of how many times they had cuddled with him.

You hadnt really made it clear you didn't like affection, you were scared. Scared that a touchy person like Kyle wouldn't want to be around you, or even be with you.

"Hey, Y/N!" Kyle's joyful voice filled your ears as you snapped out of your little trance, looking up from your lap.

"Hi, Kyle." You responded with a soft closed mouth smile, oh how he adored that sweet, soft, smile.

"How have you been? I haven't seen you all day, dove." Kyle asked kindly. You loved his nicknames, they almost made you melt on the spot.

"I've been alright, you?"

"Fine, I guess. It hasn't really been bad, nor good, other than Cartman.. " He grumbled, sitting next to you on the cold stairs of the apartment complex you lived in.

"That's...good..?" You responded with a chuckle, causing him to let out a little laugh as well.

"I suppose. Hey... Have you had any trouble..with..people... ? Like...in school.."

"Me and Bebe made up, Ky. "

"Okay.. I was just..y'know..wondering.. " He mumbled in response, resting his hand on your knee.

There it was. That feeling. That thought that was an emotion on its own. "Why are you touching me?" "That's so weird, please just stop.." The thoughts filled your stomach, making it hurt in a strange way.

"-ou okay? Y/N?"

You snapped back to reality, nodding.

"I'm fine, Ky. Hey.. I think my parents said to be home by 5. I'll see you around."

"Oh- uh yeah, sure. See you around, dove."

Kyle muttered as you rushed up the stairs, opening your door a bit frantically, you couldn't. You just couldn't.

It wasn't like anyone had hurt you in the past, sexually or other. Your parents were loving, now, and forever. But for some reason, someone touching you felt wrong. Anytime your mother tried to tame your hair by patting your head or rubbing it, or your dad tried to pat your shoulder, it felt awkward. Even though it wasn't.

You felt in a sense that nobody had the right to touch anyone else. Like they should just keep their hands to themselves. And for some cases, that's true. Very, very, true. You felt strange, for this thought, because everyone else was fine with it. But you weren't. "Stop touching me." Flooded your mind when someone pat your shoulder or anything else, but you never said it.

You walked into your empty apartment, you parents wouldn't return until that weekend. Apparently they work out of town, so they left you home alone for days at a time.

For some reason, this time when Kyle innocently put his hand on your knee, you felt worse than ever. You felt almost...nauseous. No, no, no that couldn't be right! Surely not. You had just thought about it too long!

The next day was no different than the last, or so you thought. It wasn't different. Until your walk home. You had peacefully put in your earbuds, listening to whatever. It was nice, the sky was cloudy, but no rain had fallen. Just you and the music in your earbuds.

"Hello, Dove!!"

Your heart stopped. Kyle hugged you tightly from behind, tightly holding onto you.

"Stop! Ky!"

You yelped, pulling away from him. His face dropped.

"Oh- I'm sorry Y/N- Is something wr-"

He stuttered, taking your hand in his. You pulled away, looking up at him.

"Stop touching me! God- Please!!"

You walked to your apartment swiftly, not bothering to say hello to your cat, and straight to your room. Regret filled your heart and mind, as you had just yelled at the person who loved you more than you'd ever know. After a bit of thinking, and possibly crying, you talked to yourself.

"I snapped at Kyle. And that's okay...I just need to apologize. Wait- Do I? I mean, I'm not in the wro- god! I just need to apologize!!"

Your hands hesitantly dialed his number, waiting for that beep and his voice.

"Hello?"

His deep voice said through your phone.

"Hey.. Ky. I just wanted to apologize... I didn't mean to sna-"

"It's fine, Y/N. I shouldn't have hugged you like that. I talked to Ken, and he told me all about your feelings. I won't do anything physical anymore, if it makes you uncomfy."

Did he really say it? He really wanted to stay with you. He didn't want to break up?

"You don't think I'm strange?"

"What? Of course not. Your feelings are as valid as any other. Why would I think that?"

That was a story for another time...

"Nothing. Never mind. But... Thanks, Ky. Really. You don't know how much that means."

A soft chuckle was heard through your speaker.

"No problem, dove. Would you like to stay on the phone?"

"Yes, please."

And the rest, was just like that. No breakup, no fighting, and no crying or screaming. Just a simple I'm sorry, and it's fine.

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Quick message! If you feel like this, you're valid! Oh so valid! Everyone has rights to their own feelings and actions. I'm not a very physical person either, so I feel this. You're not strange and if someone keeps doing it even after you say no, then you need to speak up. Most definitely. Love you all <3

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#pifi's fics #pifi's asks #south park #south park x reader #kyle broflovski x yn #kyle broflovski x reader

[cyb3rspyd3r]

" why dont you bring your girlfriend ."

contents: gwen x mari , kissing , a short scenario then headcanons

A/N: mari is @gw3ndyswonderland , this is a story for her since she made one for me , this my day one fr yall .. anyways i hope u guys enjoy reading it if u want !

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gwen headed home after a long day of working for her band , she walked home around 5:19 pm. she felt a buzz come from her phone , which was in her back pocket. she took it out , seeing that it was a text from her girlfriend , mari .

"where are youu , imy" the text from mari read , causing gwen to smile at her phone. she quickly texted back , not waiting a second to respond to her love .

"i'm on my way home love , is smth wrong?" she texted back , briefly looking up from her phone to check her surroundings , she was outside walking by herself. "margo said she's having a party tomorrow , help me pick out a dress mama" mari texted back , glancing over at the 3 dresses she had in option , being the indecisive girl she was.

gwen squinted at her screen , the word party going into her mind and running through along with thoughts of mari being there without gwen. gwen was protective of mari , she let her have her freedom though. but a party??? she wanted to go too..

"why dont you bring your girlfriend?" she wanted to go to the party , but she hadn't got an invite from margo. yet. this kinda frustrated gwen , her and margo were good friends , she wondered why she hadnt been invited .

"well , i could bring you .." mari replied , but the moment she went to continue typing her next sentence , gwen said "great ! i'll find a dress and stuff , omw home now i love youu" leaving mari to stare at her screen , she couldn't even finish her sentence..

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Headcanons ★ .

jackets and hoodies hoodies and jackets.. this is the MAIN thing these mfs exchange , gwen owns a light pink hoodie with a white star on it; well .. she used to own it.. it simply belongs to mari now , it even has her scent

when the relationship first started , gotta admit it was rather awkward. mari is gwen's first gf so she tries to do her absolute best taking care of mari (she does wonderful)

gwen loves baking , she always bakes little cupcakes or things for mari when she misses her , and is always the one to make her cake for her birthday

gwen copies mari's lingo..ALOT... mari said it? going straight to gwen's vocab on a daily

"OH EM GEE THAT LOOKS SO GOOD ON YOUU" "stealing my lingo .. ily"

gwen likes learning how to braid so she can do mari's hair , she LOVES mari's hair shes always messing with it , playing with it , or doing it

kisses .. they both love kisses .. and don't give a damn where they're at ... they're gonna kiss...

i'll prolly make more of these .. i kept procrastinating and was barely working on it .. i apologize mari ..

#gwen stacy #spider gwen #gwen x reader #gwen stacy x reader #black reader #spiderman atsv #atsv #i would like to apologize #manitalkss #into the spider verse #across the spiderverse #gwendolyn stacy

[dexiiexox]

Bestfriend headcanons for Nick Sturniolo💜

a/n; Hihi! First time writing for Nick :))👍 might be off, but these are just what I imagine so enjoyyy :> and I know for a FACT that there are so many words Ive spelled wrong in this one, but Im too lazy to proof read it :)

Nick Sturniolo x reader (platonic)

warnings: none?

summary: headcanons of what I imagine being bestfriends with Nick Sturniolo would be like!

SORRY FOR ANY SPELLING MISTAKES❕

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I firmly belive that Nick would never jugde you if you’re close friends, he might not always agree on certain topics, but he would never jugde you

And that is also why you guys have such a close bond, you guys are able to tell eachother everything, wether it’s realationships, concerns, drama, something that’s recently been going on, anything, doesnt matter, you guys tell eachother

I just know he would take your concerns very seriously, he would always be there and listen to you rant to him about anything and nothing

And he would have no problem telling people off if they were out of line.

It had been a pretty stressful week and on top of that some of your "friends" had been acting so wierd. You guys hadnt hung out in a while, and you guys had decided to meet up since you had some openings in your schedual. But when you guys had hung out they had just been somewhat rude to you the whole time and made snarky comments. About the way you spoke or what you said.

You brushed it off in the start, but it just carried on and it honestly hurt. You just decided to stay quiet for the rest of the evening and left after you guys had grabbed some food.

You had just gotten home to your apartment, when you got a notification from your phone. It was a Snapchat notification, from a group.

You had been added in a groupchat with those same "friends" you had hung out with. There was one long message from them telling you they thought you had been acting wierd the whole evening. They stated that they thought it was rude that you werent talking much and left so quietly. They meant that you had changed.

You didnt really understand why they said that, where was all of this coming from? You hd been nothing but nice, despoter their comments and behaviour. You just sighed deeply and didnt bother to respond. All you wanted to do was shower and done off on the couch for the night.

You we’re able to take a shower before the doorbell rang. Getting dressed fairly quick, you went and opened the door. You we’re met with concerned Nick, now feiles written in his face.

I can definetly imagine Nick calling you or FaceTiming you whenever he needs to rant about shit that just annoys him

I was sat at my desk, browsing through random stuff on my laptop.I was in my own little bubble, listening to some slow songs and just mindlessly scrolling. That was until a loud ring startled me and brought me out of my daze.

It was a FaceTime call from Nick and I could see his face on screen. I pauses the music and answered the call.

"Hey-" I was cut short.

"Holy fuck!" Nick was basically screaming through the phone.

I was taken a back by his loud voice.

"Whats up?" I asked concerned seeing how bothered he sounded.

"Chris has been a fucking idiot all night." he let out a huff as he layed down on his bed. I just laughed a little.

"What’s he done now?" I gave Nick a questioning look.

"Oh boy if you knew, kids spilled my whole fucking Snapple in the car" I could clearly hear the annoyance in Nicks voice. I just giggled a little imagining how that scene wouldve looked like.

"And he’s jumping around like a damn monkey! He jumped back ONTO me!" He raider his voice again. I burst out laughing at that point and Nick ended up letting out a few giggles as well.

"Hellooo? Isnt that crazy?" He asked still giggling lightly.

"Sounds like Chris to me" I smiled back.

From there the conversation just went on, Nick rambled some more about Chris' shananigans in the car before we started talking about everything else that came to mind.

I also imagine that Nick would need help figuring out what to wear, and sometimes you would too

Like before going out, you guys just sit on the bed while the other one tries on different outfits and get the others opinion on it

(UFHSKDNDN i just need to use this opertunity to say that Nick is SO FUCKING PRETTY!! He looks so gorgeous I dont even know where to start)

Nick had invited me to go out for dinner with him, Chris, Matt and a few of their other friends.

And as usual I had stopped by their apartment so me and Nick could help eachother find the right outfit for the night. I had brought with me a few different outfits and clothes I was thinking about wearing, but I still couldnt really figure it out.

I had chatted with the three of them in the kitchen for a while before me and Nick made out way to his bedroom to get ready.

We had spendt some time trying to find the right outfit for Nick, and we finally found it. We ended up with him wearing his red and black knitted sweater, black parachute pants, his black chunky shoes and a pair of black glasses as an accesorie.

We spendt a good while figuring out what I would wear, all the outfits I tried either seemed somewhat off or like something was missing.

"No, it looks kind of odd?"

"Yeah, I dont know about this one"

"Absolutely not"

I tried on dresses, skrits, tops, shorts, fishnets, and I tired mutiple different outfits, but nothing felt right.

"The pants made it kind of wierd"

"Ouuhh.. yeah no-.."

"I think I’m loosing my mind, what the hell is this?"

I rubbed my eyes and sighed. I went back into the bathroom and tried on my last outfit. I looked myself in the mirror and smiled. I actually really liked it, but I needed to see what Nick thought of it. So I opened the door and stepped into his room. Nick looked up from his phone and smiled at me.

"Uhh yeah! Defiently, you look good girl!"

I smiled at his compliment.

"Thanks"

We both finished getting ready, we chilled downstairs with Matt and Chris before we all headed out for the evening.

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Im too lazy to write more :)👍

Regardless of that though, hope you had a good night or day and youre worth so much💕💕

-dexy💕

#sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #sturniolo triplets imagines #sturniolo fanfic #nick sturniolo #nicolas sturniolo

[joron1a-stardustlor]

The dissapearence of Nelldae Knight

Chapter 2; The discussion

H-How!?

He pulled the front hair of his mullet back

The young knight had nothing but despair in his voice, his army was gone, wiped out, he lost the very battle he swore to win and destroy the life of the man who ruined his own,

Nightmare had defeated him and taken away lives of many others who didn't deserve it not just the people in young Meta's army

Relax young creature, The man beside him put his slim claws on the young heros shoulder

You are young, he is almost as old as time like me, you have been in existence for 17 years after all, it takes patience this battle will not be your last

Hopefully i will be there to help you fight through!

As long as they dont find me first, the man whispered under his breath

Well- How the hell do I know i can trust you! The young hero's spanish accent thickened, getting more upset by each passing moment

How old even are you?

I am around 31499999 years old i believe

The said his old age in an innocent tone, he looked like he was in his later twenties, The young meta had so many emotions running in his head right now, confusion was just thrown into the mix

And to answer your first question, just give me a test, a challenge to show you that I can be trusted by your standards of course! Anything you have in mind I could probably do to show that I can be trusted~

This man spoke like he ate a damn theasarus-

Take off the hood. The hero spoke in a very passive agressive voice, he was eager to see under the hood of the rando next to him

Wh-what?

The young hero hand spoken so soon, Meta ahook off the clawed fingers off his shoulder

Take the damn hood off old man! It wasnt like Meta to be like this, he never insulted people in such a way unless he was very pissed

He was getting very impatient that was for sure

B-but I-

Do it.

I am not going to wait until I'm as old as you for you to do it.

I thought something more-

Do you want my trust creep?

Take

Off

The

Hood

And tell me your name too while your at it

Meta wanted to know everything about this guy as he could

I-im oh-

The slim creature beside him was utteraly dissapointed, he hadnt even taken off the hood yet and there already seemed to be tears forming in his eyes

Meta had to refuse the urge to call him pathetic, He was 17 that thing beside him was 1499999 years old. Meta had cried over more important things than this

O- ok

Obidiently, He brang his hood down

to reveal a VERY hideous haircut

Tears formed in both pairs of his eyes, his hair was not only cut to an ugly short, it looks likes it had not been taken care off properly in more than half of the mans lifetime

One of his antennas was regrowing the lighted up bulb the other had, it looked like it was forcefully ripped off, yikes!

Meta felt sudden apreciation for his messy mullet wave over him

He may have successfully fought the urge to call him pathetic but he instantly called out:

Oh great mother of Nova!

He felt instant regret as the slim man put his hands over his face crying softly

As Meta tried to comfort the man he shooed him off of himself

Its okay i am completely aware of how awful i look at this very moment

He sniffed back his tears

But you know my hair was always like this it was nice and fluffy though it was just a bit longer than what I have right now I would react to the same way and scatter if I to saw someone with hair like mine.

What seemes like a soft smile was elegantly put on his face despite the tears

Meta regretted for acting like such a brat moments before

Im Meta, what is your name if I may ask? Meta tried being polite to him to make up for how incopetent he acted a few moments ago

Its okay! That was the second part of the deal I was supposed to fullfill!

My name is- he paused for a moment -I don't have a name... I'm nearly 100% sure that all I was called we're insults

Meta wanted to lighten up the mood, somehow

How about... uhm.. uhh-

NK!

goddamit! really? the first two letters that came to your mind as a name?

Oh how delighteful ^^~ Nk coed innocently he lightly clapped his hands together giving Meta an innocent smile. He had a name now that wasnt disrespectful and degrading! How wonderful

Oh ok then!

Here! Nk put his hands out to meta

I promise to be by your side from here now on and oath if you will~

I dont own you but we can be friends

Hurrah my first friend!

Meta put his hands in Nk's who softly caressed his with his thumbs

They were going to be okay!

@ilikesillythingswooo come get your sillies

#kirby #kirby oc #kirby fanart #kirby au #nelldae knight #tdonk #meta knight #meta knight kirby #nightmare kirby #<- mentioned #Hi yesss i finished chapter 2!!!! #Ugly ass haircut 💀 #315

[starfxkr]

oh moony you’ve opened such a can of worms, please excuse me while i word vomit, so many thoughts happening prepare your eyeballs

bones and all (as dramatic as this sounds) changed me, and my view in so many ways. the metaphor for love being so violent, and beautiful, and dangerous, and all consuming was so amazing to watch. i started that movie simply because timothee was in it and now my life is changed.

and plugging jj into the idea of bones and all makes me tweak out in the best way possible, because jj would. jj is the type of man to love with his entire being, his would existence. once you’re his, you’re his. fuck being locked in girl you’re chained up to a radiator atp 😭 jj, in many ways, already does but even more so would masterfully represent that all consuming love.

lee and maren had their adventures, yes, but i feel like eater!jj would be such a bonnie and clyde connection. even MORE SO if reader is an eater and he isn’t. he’d do anything for you, he’d kill any bum, any wandering unlucky soul. that scene where maren goes “lee, im hungry” really reminds me of eater!reader and human jj.. because, his girl is hungry so guess what? he’s gonna do something about it. jj knows it’s wrong, he knows one day they’ll probably be caught. he knows he can’t hide her forever but he chooses to keep doing it, because he loves her, and he’ll he damned if someone takes her from him.

- 🪐

i want you to know that ur my soul sister. you get what im going for tenfold.

ever since i saw bones and all in theaters its stuck with me like me and my friend could do nothing but ait in silence as the credits rolled i hadnt felt so viscerally affected by a movie in forever at that point.

because jj would see her for who she is and not be scared of it. fuck he’s probably offered himself up multiple times because he would let her eat him bones and all if it meant she was safe and happy and fed like this is who he is. he makes sacrifices. he puts himself in danger for those he loves and he would kill for them too!

i could def see their relationship being like those two guys lee and maren ran into where ones an eater the other isnt but the non eater…does consume with him. i could see jj doing it early on to prove how serious he is bc killing someone for you isnt enough he wants you to know he’ll go all the way for you. and theyre constantly bouncing state to state because it can just be too much. he has to work. he has to provide for them. but he knows theres a non zero chance he’ll come back and someone will be dead or she’ll be caught so they keep moving and it never feels like a burden because this is what love is

#✨.txt #jj maybank prompt #🪐 anon #ode to eaters

[gumjester]

OK. Ok. ok. After a good night's sleep, plus a few extra hours of distracting myself, I can finally express my analysis and thoughts on the latest chapter of RIR (chapter 24). Let's rip off the bandage, shall we?

...In regards to That Scene. As a writer myself, I can understand why you did it; the audience has already seen You-Know-Who be nefarious, but to see him willingly do that to [Redacted] really damned him as an irredeemable, immoral SOB/bastard. It also showed that there were indeed consequences to the party- well, I'm sure the audience knew there would be consequences, just not to this degree.

As a reader, That Scene fucking gutted me. The entire time I was going "no, no, no, please god, NO" because I knew what it was leading to. I wanted to rip through that screen, grab [Redacted], and pull her out of there into the safety of my bedroom, but I couldn't; all I could do was scroll to the next paragraph with my guts on the floor and my heart in my throat.

When I'm going over That Scene in my head, one thing stands out to me, both as a writer and a reader:

“I know that you are a lost child, and when you scream, no gods will hear you.”

FUCK. This line alone sent chills down my spine. That Scene itself seemed to imply, at least for me, that he's done this before...And those chills got just a little bit stronger as I type this out.

Truth be told, now that I've thought more about it, I have a feeling this decision of his will bite him in the ass later. Like, there is no way he's getting away with this- someone is going to find out, or start asking questions... Maybe Briar or Hopper?

ALSO. I am still very high on copium and denial, so I am praying that this isn't The End for [Redacted]. I know it probably is, but a girl can dream... right?

TL;DR: infinity out of 10 chapter, absolutely destroyed me and I was left staring at my screen for a solid minute wondering if it was real by the end

nonny hearing your thoughts is ALWAYS wonderful and beautiful and encouraging and entertaining and girl i am so fucking SORRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I WAITED A FEW DAYS 2 ANSWER THIS IN CASE SOME PEOPLE HADNT READ THE CHAPTER [although i greatly appreciate your censoring! how reader conscious] but...... YEAH....... i am so happy you.... enjoyed? QUESTION MARK? it was rough on all parties involved honestly and people were genuinely MUCH more upset than i thought they would be OH DEAR

still!!!! it is all for the sake of the narrative [grimm be like?] and to answer a coupleeee of your questions: yes, he has done this before. yes, this will have its own set of consequences for him, as i aim for every event in the story. i intend for everything to have a purpose, and this is certainly no exception. and as for the state of [Redacted].... well. you can tell yourself whatever you need to....

#ask #eah #ever after high #gum rewrite #nonny you always send the best asks your thoughts will always mean so very much to me!!!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR READING AS ALWAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[storiesoflilies]

OKAY WHERE DO I START,

mutual pining is so hawt, please i wanna fucking scream it. It is SO HOT. The little glances in the cafe, the smallest force of attraction and interest in each other bringing them closer, thats enough of a force to fuck up Newton's laws SJDJDJSNSHSH please all the cafe scenes are so delicately crafted, just the right amount of interaction, the pesky college dude giving toji a chance to get closer to her and keep her safe from anything, the bruised and broken knuckles maybe indicates that he actually took care of that weirdo? A.MAY.ZING

Each got thier own chances to get closer to each other, her being a cashier, the little thoughtfully hot cup of green teas, and the protein balls, and tojis chances with the mugs and the creep ass bitch. And finally roped them together with the biomechanics question 😭😭😭😭, im a sucker for slow burn, renders well 🥹😍🥹

The smut hello?!? Lily, you mentioned this is your first time writing smut and this is the softest, sexiest, most passionate smut of tojis, so preciously balanced on respect and pleasure, the flirty teases, the urge to be closer, UGH NEED

Also was the angst foreshadowed with the supernova?

Cause you mentioned her as a nebula before, then a star when she got drunk and finally a supernova when they slept together. And if im not wrong thats on the path to becoming a black hole..? And maybe, hear me out, whatever they had together, toji and her, it didnt matter after that seemingly common razor cut and it got sucked into the abyss of hers, while she was stuck in a abyss on her own worries..? That signalling that she had finally reached the end stage and not even fate would escape from that. When toji gave her no chance to explain herself too, just that.

Also the little physics comparison in addition to the supernatural being of angels controlling your everymove with equations despite physics disproving the existence of angels otherwise, iS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I ADORE THAT JEUDJDDHDJDBDHJDJRHEJE

Gosh, the amount of hurt i went through went toji blocked/deleted his number, ugh, the way he wanted nothing to do with her, even if she hadnt meant to hurt him, just as blackholes are so unique in nature and and so attractive and destructive, she pulled toji towards her slowly but surely, but at last she was the reason why thier relationship was destroyed too

I am in tears and awe at the same time

Thank you for this art, i love you

Oh my GOSH MY DARLING!!!

I cannot tell you how much I fucking loooooove to read lengthy, in depth comments about something I’ve written. Like oh my god, I made something that made you write all THIS?!? For meeee?!? Like damn, my heart is swooning <3

First off, I’m so happy you loved the smut! It was something I was quite nervous about, so much so that I sent it to my two best friends to see if it was good enough before posting!! And all the things you’ve said about it is exactly what I was aiming for!! I didn’t want to write what I call “mindless smut”, which is just filthy, hot smut. And don’t get me wrong, I do love those too, but I just feel a lot of fanfics these days are just ALL about that with not much story (this is an obvious sore spot for me that I don’t want to delve too much into). I wanted my smut to be something nice, between two people who love each other and want to express it. So thank you for appreciating what I was trying to do :)

Now, I don’t want to get too much into saying what was right and wrong about how and why everything happened the way it did in their relationship. It’s completely up to every reader to decide why they think it ended the way it did, as well as interpreting anything they thought was foreshadowing, but I am so interested and up for discussing all the theories!! The way you’re looking at comparing the MC to a black hole and ultimately destined to destroy everything is certainly an interesting perspective on the story, and I actually didn’t consider it before!!

With so much love for you darling,

Lily xo

#lily chats #lily answers #metanoia

[thegeminisage]

okay, i had to leave farosh and grab my lightroot before she could light up again, but i also got to hit a yiga camp. now i need to figure out how to find kohga OR start looking for those signs. i think the gerudo highlands is both with one stone

got the sign in the highlands! there was actually only one. got four more near hyrule ridge and one in the desert and i think that's it?!

oh no jk two in the desert. rip

bars on the yiga clan hideout from this side (side where kohga fell in botw)...BOOOOO let me INNNNN

cackling. went up to the front door in my yiga threads and this npc thinks im one of them

ok, THIS is what i thought i was doing earlier when i found all those frogs

i wonder what happens if i take off my mask...?

saving first lol

damn i get my ass beat is what lol. it wasnt a hard fight but three guys at once plus all these sages makes for a hectic time

omg theres like stores in here!! lol including a banana store

i like the music as well

all these guys trying to sell me vehicles...whats up with THAT lol

omg the lightning helm!!! "our" sacred treasure THAT BELONGS TO THE GERUDO YOU JERKS...yet another lore breaking moment.........

earthwake technique!!!! yeahhh this is what i got spoiled for. im gonna keep fighting until i get it >:(

i got it that quickly?! but i can keep going for the helm i think...

"if youre this talented you might be a match for link" LMAOOO

oh i see. apparently this thunder helm is a yiga COPY. whatever nintendo

that's that i guess! really didn't take long...i'm gonna hit this chasm and grab a lightroot, then warp back to the tower and take the other chasm to get closer to gerudo town so i can go get kohga

oh damn landed right on top of one

ohhh i can see several more way in the distance...FAR too tempting and also they're in the wrong direction, i gotta book it right now lol before i can look around anymore

ok, down the new chasm, already see a lightroot in the correct direction. i'm coming for his ass

i forgot what it was like when the depths was truly dark. i see lightroots in every direction bc ive never been anywhere close to here. crazy.

man i seriously need to trade in some poes. i've got over 900

MINER'S MASK!!!! cool..............

at least you can use mineru to walk over gloom. i'd be bummed if she wasn't good for SOMETHING

oh hey i can go over 999 poes! what a relief...

oh theres the man himself!!!!

GOOD LORD WHAT IS HE RIDING NOW..........it flies AND has wheels. i want one

god this fucking music fucking slaps

i wish i hadnt killed those yiga earlier...i really want to steal one of their planes now lol. i dont wanna build something myself...

i built a rocket platform, but it's kinda one use only :/

A FUCKING CANNON?? LMAOOO

oh my god i'm eating shit!!!

i'm actually having more fun using the spring in this area to fly up, shoot him in slowmo, and then kick his ass lol

incredible. got him again. this is so fun

oh, this about a weapon again...they're usuaing crystalized charges to replenish something for ganondorf...i bet it's the secret stone

this is the most fun i've ever had in my entire life. i love this dude

it's wild though. same fight, different music, it might feel less fun? score has such an impact...

alright, NEXT UP...the mine under zora's domain. happily i can simply fast travel to this one

SCREEEEAM the super bright headlights are SO good. every time. like those douchebags in the pickups irl

LOLLLLLL I STOLE HIS RIDE!!!!!!

back down he goes. i kinda wish i had done these earlier and spaced them out more...he's a fucking blast. i didn't know there were multiple fights! i figured there was just one rematch and i'd wanna do it near the end/when i got to the gerudo region, lol

oh wow. they found the demon king himself...a bit sinister actually

HEBRA??? oh no.......

oh no wait!!! it's just under rito village, i got that already. whew

a weapon to the demon king...REBORN?? GHIRAHIM??????

i know it's not ghirahim. let a girl dream

omg he's being kinda serious rn...girl...

A MECH????????????

bro. i could be doing a mech fight rn. im not gonna bc i dont like riding the mech but i COULD BE.

WHAT THE FUCJ KIND OF LASERBEAMS ARE THOSE LOL

he put up a shield. guess i have to summon mineru to knock him into the electrified fence...tho i wonder what would happen if you had got this far and didn't have her?!

GOT HIS ASS!

oh man i miss these fights already. soooo fucking good and fun

k......kohga rocket???

OMFG LMAOOOOO I LOVE THIS

TEAM ROCKET IS LITERALLY BLASTING OFF AGAIN,. INCREDIBLE 10/10

ok truly. stellar work. he went down a hole last time and up a hole this time. sorry for saying hole like that

(for some reason i had to break here. apparently there is now a 4096 character limit on text blocks???)

ugh sexy i got so many crystalized charges for doing this...i have GOT to upgrade my battery

nice, i FINALLY started on my second battery meter

swinging by lookout landing to talk to the poe statue but i'm NOT talking to purah. i'm not ready for all that yet

ok. now im gonna see if i can grab a few more hudson signs before bed, so tomorrow i can get right to it...

frankly, i'm not fucking around. i'd love to explore the desert properly someday but for now i'm just gonna fly there with the bike

both desert signs done! man, i didn't even hit the nearby cave but i got shit to do. one more thing before i leave the desert, though...i wanted to see the corner of the world <3 where the great fairy used to be lol

great skeleton CAVE? what happened to the skeleton???

oh. there it is. wtf is it doing in here...

all one big room...i can even see the frog from here

apparently there's a korok seed INSIDE this cave?????? that is NOT how that's supposed to work lol

and finally, off to hyrule ridge.......

not a tower or anything really close to this area...i'll start at lindor's brow and do the best i can

first one: mt rhoam!! easy to get to from the tower. i'll glide for the next and then maybe bust out the bike

this second one i was most worried abt because its near ACTUAL hyrule ridge which contains Hands. but irony of ironies when i got close i'd already done it early on and never marked it!! two left...

god it feels sacrilegious not to stop for some of these seeds lol. DIRECT PATH ONLY.........

lol i'm down by tamio river directly under washa's bluff and. the framerate of this river rn. rip

like everything is fine. it's JUST the river

omg omg omg okay LAST ONE.......

it's by a shrine. should i get that one first?? no, i waited too long.....

HE'S ALL OUT OF SIGNS.........................

aww i got some fabric. but more importantly he finally gets to go home...shrine, and then i'm warping to tarrey town to say hi, and THEN going to bed lol

omg its a trick shrine lol. wet thorns

i can't find addison :( he's not where hduson is...don't tell me he's not actually here?!

ok, i googled it, and apparently no matter what he just hangs out at stables?! dude, you should get to go home!!!! i'm gonna go to a stable to find him...dueling peaks stable, of course

lol on googling this btw. i got a theory on reddit that says he's hudson's illegitimate child (head shape, hero worship). hilarious but also sad

aw. wait. wait...

he's standing in the same sign holding pose!! maybe they didn't have time to animate another one lol. or no he definitely stands normally sometimes. they did it for the bit

he's supporting the stable trotters and he doesn't need my help to do it 🥺 im happy for him but he deserves to go home!!!!!!!!

"why are you bothering me"?! AFTER ALL THE GOOD TIMES WE SHARED.....this is so hilariously unsatisfying. this game and completionist quests. i bet the reward for korok seeds is poop just like last time

ok. good grief. im going to BED!!!

tomorrow, the END......................

#personal #loz blogging #totk lb #totk spoilers

[specksizedgoddess]

ever heard of the prisoner's dilemma? it goes something like this:

so i find you and another little cutie somewhere you shouldn't be. maybe looting my snack stash, maybe on the furniture you're not allowed to use, something like that

now, one of you had to have the idea. it wouldn't be fair to punish you both the same way, of course. so we'll get a nice simple solution.

i'll tie you both up and find something sharp to put up into you, and just ask you whose idea it was to touch my shit.

if you both take responsibility, no worries, i'll just eat both of you since you must both be guilty. if neither of you do, well then it's the same thing, but you're defending each other, so maybe i'll chew a bit more, really get all that flavor out

now, if only one of you confesses, i respect honesty, so i'll let them go. the other one, though? they wouldn't have told me, so clearly it's them who i should actually punish. maybe i'll crush them under my hoof nice and slowly, hearing each individual bone snap and crack under me as i grind it into the floor until they're a little smear of wet paste.

maybe before that i'll just tear their clothes away and use them as a nice tight, wet hole. the screaming's kinda hot, and the blood doesn't matter, since i'm just gonna kill them afterwards anyway! maybe i'll keep the innocent one around long enough to force them to lick what's left of their friend off my twitching, cum-stained cock. (unironically, i'm actually so hard thinking about this)

so that's the deal. what do you think, speck? think she'll sell you out to save herself? because she's trembling pretty hard. i'd-

oh, i thought it would take more than that to get her to spill her guts. damn.

oh, speck, did you really think i would let her leave? after she told me it was her idea? i just needed to trick you two into confessing. no, don't try that, it's too late to tell me it was you now, but i appreciate your efforts to save your friend. you did tell her how i was, after all. she really should have known.

go on, you can touch yourself to her screams. i know you wish it was you getting fucked open anyway...

gods, she felt good. you know, i did say i would let you leave, but... i just can't help myself, you know?

c'mere, cutie~

-🐴

WHFHEHRHW EHEQHDDWRWW MHMM >333333344433443

IM SOOSSOSF NORMAL MHMM GGOSH

I um. I have heard of the prisoners dillema... and I adore the idea of my roomate deciding to try it out for themselves-

Bugs shouldnt be crawling around, as simple as that!! Even ones who blush and moan and beg to be yours... they should still be punished....

Wincing as I hear her confess, worried for her safety- my own cock twitching as I watch.... staring as you use her nice and rough, not even a hope of survival- whimpering out moans as I tremble, hand gently stroking myself to her demise...:

If you hadnt offered, I would have... I would LEAP at the opportunity to lap up whats left of her... I want to be a good little thing for you.... moaning, desperate~ and so, so jealous of the red stain I used to call "friend"

Thats why my face LIGHTS UP when you tell me to get over- scrambling over, hard, exited, blushing~ so, so happy to be your little victim.....

GOD I need you to ruin me~

#thanks for the ask! #🐴 #crueleve #IM SO MORAAL #NORMAL #ME #IM MORMAL

[athensart]

A Fish And A Baby Walk Into A Bar (Chapter 6, B.I.A. AU)

Tick Tock

Tick Tock

the swinging of the pendulum of the clock echoed, the harsh silence ringing in undynes ears. she stared at the little before her "so-" she scratched her grills gently "what....do i do with you for....asgore knows how long??...." the babybones wiggled around softly, climbing onto the table. Undyne paused, she grabbed him and lifted him into her arms "well...papyrus jus' said to keep an eye on you..." she dressed him up in his shoes and his jacket "i think you can come with me to see al right?" she gave him a confused look, unsure what to..really do with the babybones.

"babies can have solid food right?" she thought for a moment "im pretty sure you can have solid food-" she nodded half assed as she slowly walked out her door- sans whimpered softly, reaching out for his bunny, making little tiny grabby hands as if his little life depended on it.

undyne paused and slowly clawed at it, the skeleton nuzzled it under his chin "damn kid, you're really attached to that thing aint ya?" she shrugged as she set off, her stomach growling with a feisty hunger "i wonder if you like burgers.." sans gave her a confused glance as the warrior made her way through snowdin, the townspeople gasping and awing at the sight, undyne passed it off, it didnt even phase her. she was a shining hope, a symbol of courage in the underground, she was revered, renowned, honored- respected! even.

she pushed the doors of grillby's bar open, the soft wind pushing past her, letting a tiny amount of snow as they closed behind her. The doggang paused as they stood, not expecting their captain to be at the bar at such early hours- or...at all- they saluted as undyne waved them off "not your shift-" she excused as she sat at the bar table.

sans stood on one of the stools, undyne grabbing a highchair, she chuckled as she watched the smaller monster grab fistfulls of sugar packets"what are you gonna do with those?" she could only laugh as he tried to stuff them into his socket- she pulled his little hand out "no no- dont want ya havin an accident- especially on my watch!" she grinned-

the flame elemental paused, he stared at the captain "hello- undyne?" he remarked, his flames crackling in both curiosity and delight "what can i do for you?" he asked softly, adjusting his glasses "its alright if i got the kid here?" she jabbed a thumb toward sans, who had eaten through the wrapping of the sugar packet- grillby nodded "cool- can i get just a plate of fries and a burger? just wanted to stop to get sans something to eat before i head to hotland-"

the firey bartender paused, taken aback "won't you dry out? hotland isnt really meant for....fish monsters-" the warrior shrugged it off "im only going to see alphys, bringin' sans along, cause im babysittin' kinda fun actually-"

"what about papyrus? where is he?" grillby asked, a little concerned "oh- he's on a date" she grinned "with who?" she clasped a hand over her mouth to keep herself from laughing "he's on a date with mettaton-" she gave a few chuckles "that IS surprising- well i wish him luck" his flames sparking bright as he  wrote something down on his notebook "be right back" undyne nodded as she watched the fire elemental step into the kitchen.

sans watched the whole conversation, he made small noises, trying to grab undynes attention- the fish woman paused and turned to the little skeleton "hm? yeah kiddo?" sans gently placed a small sugar packet into the palm of her hand, she paused for a moment, taking his hand into hers- hers was vastly larger- she hadnt realized just how small he really was- shed have to ask alphys about his development later- health wise-

grillby returned a few moments later, setting down a plate of fries and a burger- undyne nodded as the bartender left- she gently cooled the burger and fries and gently slid it to sans, the smaller tried reaching for the bottle of ketchup; undyne noticed and reached for it "this? you wanna try this?" sans nodded happily with excitment in his eyelights.

undyne shrugged and gently splattered some on the plate, papyrus had told her during training how sans hated when things such as sauces touched his food, didnt matter what it was, broccoli, grilled cheese, spinach, whatever- no sauce could touch his food. she found it funny in a literal sense, seeing as how sans was pushing his fries into the ketchup but laughed it off.

"wanna take that with you? we gotta head to al's" undyne waved grillby over as he handed her a to go box.

undyne gently pushed the ketchup into a little sauce cup and the rest into the box "ready to go lil dude?" sans nodded as the captain lifted him onto her shoulders so he could finish and set off to hotland.

-

The room was lit with gorgeous candles, the blue of the dark of the room bouncing off the tile gave the dining hall such a beautiful and peaceful, ambiance. Mettaton smiled gently as he pulled out a chair for the tall skeleton "thank you metta!" he sat down and scooted his chair closer to the table "no problem darling!" he waved a hand "i wanted to- say thank you- for.. coming with me on this date" he brushed back his hair sheepishly as papyrus nodded happily "of course! who wouldnt grasp at the amazing opportunity to go out with the great and amazing papyrus!!" he smirked, causing mettaton to burst into a small laugh "very great!~ very amazing~" mettaton smiled "i- the reason i asked- i...we've been friends for awhile- and...i figured it would be nice-" paprus nodded "yes! it is nice!" mettaton felt his face grow hot as he tried to cool himself down. "i guess watching all that- anime with alphys has turned me into a bit of a hopeless romantic-" mettaton gave a slight nervous chuckle.

"i dont find you hopeless" papyrus stared dead ahead into mettaton, snaking his hand over the robots. "i find you quite pleasant actually!" mettaton felt his soul grow brighter and warmer "o-oh my-" he waved his hand gently as he tried to keep himself cool "a-anyway- why dont you tell me a bit more about you hmm? whats going on in your life?"

papyrus paused "ah well! where do i even begin?!"

-

Undyne panted softly as she unwrapped sans from his coat "can i set him somewhere al?" she hung his coat on the coat hanger beside the door "j-just set sans up he-here- i-i'm making popcorn!" undyne paused "Hell ya!" she gently sat sans down on the bed cube "stay right there kay? kiddo?" sans watched as the warrior fish left, coming straight back with a blushing dino in her arms, holding a bowl of warm buttery popcorn.

"what are we watchin tonight al?" undyne wrapped an arm around alphys "i-i found another tape of the a-adventures of m-mew mew! in space!" her eyes shone happily as she wagged her tail excitedly.

sans watched and pouted, he didnt wanna watch tv! he wanted his big brother!- he looked around- well obviously he wasnt up here- maybe he was down in the main lab hall? he toddled his way down the escalator.

he swivled his head around, still no pap. he gave a bigger pout, he held his bunny dawn close to him as he kept looking- eventually he came to the door with alphys' bathroom sign- he stared- and pushed the door open- an- elevator!? inside a bathroom!? he hopped softly as he tried pressing a button- his little fingers hitting a button! but- what button was- suddenly the door closed and the elevator started going down! oh- no-

alphys paused, she perked up "whats wrong al?" undyne turned to her, the dino glanced around "where- is- s-sans?"

'isnt he right-" undyne turned to look at the spot she placed him in "oh- no-"

#character lore #undertale #big brother papyrus #babybones sans #younger brother sans #undyne the babysitter #alphys is a good friend #mettaton #mettatron ex #papyton

[just-some-random-blogger]

Its okay to be sad. Feel your feelings. It's normal and perfectly okay. Your writing will always be there. Your mental health should always come first.

aLSO OMFG SHUT UPI CAN BE THE SAME WAY BUT IT'S THAT IM TOO DISTRACTED ALL THE TIME. I'm /too/ talkative and I sometimes i feel like people are like wow not talking to this bitch lmfaooooooo. I'm always like damn my extroversion strikes again 😭

Go ahead and show us!!! I'd love to see it!!

Oh my God I'm a huge fucking metalhead. Screamo is my preferred genre, but it's pretty much all under the heavy metal genre. I'm going to see Motionless in White in July for theeeeeee 3rd? time???? I can't remember, but asdhlasiudhasildh highly recommend listening to them and their album "Scoring the End of The World" . Fucking incredible. Also Amity Afflictions new album "Not Without My Ghosts" . One song on there called "When It Rains It Pours" has been on repeat for the past four weeks for me. 🥲

ALSO can't believe that interviewer didn't bother asking his favorite metal bands LIKE YOU HAD ONE JOB. ONE. 😭😭😭😭

Oh shit i think i just got an idea for an aemond au i could write 😈😈😈😈😈

(: yeah. it is ok to be sad. its just a challenge to navigate

IM ALSO A DISTRACTED TALKATIVE PERSON LOL and im also sometimes on the fence about how people react to me and my learned extraversion AHAHAH

ANYWAY HERE ARE MY TSHIRT DESIGNS try not to mind my annoying watermark. i added it cos of the 'ok anons' i get that i do not trust. i did this for fun and i dont want anyone to do anything but look at this. @lexi-anastasia wanted to see too so heres the big reveal LOL

🤠BONK🤠

OK I HAVE AN ADAM DRIVER AS MAURIZIO GUCCI BRAINROT OK OK AND I REALLY WANTED TO TAKE A WACK AT DOING THE METAL DAEMON TEE BEFORE REPLYING. i know the metal tee it could be more distressed but IDK I THINK ITS A SLAY IM GOING TO BE MAKING MORE IM THINKING OF REDOWNLOADING PHOTOSHOP JUST FOR THIS PROJECT COS I DID THIS ON CANVA AND THERE ARE EFFECTS I CANT ACHIEVE THERE

I PLAN TO MAKE LIKE FIVE SHIRTS SO AHHH IM SO EXCITED HAHAHAHAHAH but also i probably wont redownload photoshop cos its been years since i touched that 😓 lolol

also! im so glad that you mentioned the music you did.

ive heard of motionless in white! i think i tried getting into them but lol i didnt AHAHH i took a listen to scoring the end of the world, as in the song, COS WHAT AN INSANE TITLE THATS SO COOL i loved the song so MUCH!!! i really liked how heavy the instrumentation is! i look for this in pop music a lot and im like 🧍‍♀️ why didnt they go heavier? SO THIS WAS REALLY NICE

but then i kinda giggled when i heard the lead's emo voice T_T HAHAHAH i was like yeah that's about right, i'd nearly forgotten some people sing like this unironically 💀💀🤣🤣 idk i had expected a voice timbre like the singer in maneskin, damiano LOL. i could talk about this more but itd get too long

i also listened to "Not Without My Ghosts", not realizing you were just mentioning the album name, and "When It Rains It Pours". when i was listening to not without my ghosts i thought scoring the end of the world would have been cooler had the motionless in white singer had that kind of voice timbre BUT THATS NOT A SLIGHT I JUST THINK THAT PERSONALLY I STILL THINK ITS A SLAY.

and when i was listening to when it rains it pours, it for some reason reminded me of pain by of mice & men, idk if its the screams or the lyrics, maybe a bit of both. i love that song so much. anyway when it rains it pours was like... ok for me lololol again not a slight but i liked scroing the end of the world better

oh and i hadnt realized ewan talked about that in an interview. i mean, maybe the interviewer was idk nervous or smth T_T LOL. i t be like that. anyway, i hope you have fun writing that aemond au idea my love! id ask you what is is but if you wanted to say then you would have lol.

thank you for dropping by!!! i love you

#ask #anon ask #my beloved anons #graphic design is my passion (:

[rat-cigars]

Damn Bitch You live like this?

(a/n: 18+ again yall, be mindful of TWs, no smut but still TW, Ron and Wanda get some spotlight this chapter, love them, so epic style of them to be homies, I’m starting to dip more into mc and I hope you guys enjoy this chapter! )

(TW: stalking, talks of fight, non-con kiss on head, incel shit hard, )

Wc: 1227

**Edward POV)

*Reader POV)

Possible Spoilers in this chapter

Afab!Reader (she/her) pronouns

Chapter 8: Seeing Double

** Your chest moved ever so slightly as you slept. Edward watched the rhythm of the movement as he crept closer. Reaching out to move a strand of hair off your cheek. It was risky, but he couldnt stay away, loving how delicate you looked in the ambient lighting. With no reaction from you, he leaned over fully giving into his desire to touch you.

Thank god you were a heavy sleeper because the soft breath he let out, was borderline erotic. The way that your skin felt against his rough fingertips was mind blowing. Soft, but firm, and yet plush. Edward adored you, how could someone so sweet be doomed to this terrible city.

Pulled from his thoughts by a little movement of your arm, he held his breath for a moment before starting to back away.

He snuck through your small apartment and looked for any sign that you and Bruce had been entangled. Lucky for him he found nothing, this pleased him.

A dopey smile formed on his face and he softly chuckled to himself while in your room. “Perfect..” He was so giddy he was nearly skipping out of your room. Edward loved how you hadnt been ruined by Bruce yet. Surely it was because you knew his plan. He was convinced of this, staring at your sleeping form on the couch. He leaned down, setting a softer than a cloud, kiss on the top of your head. You stayed asleep not moving until he uttered out, “y/n, i do adore you..” he whispered. You then stirred slightly, mumbling something in you sleep and rolling around on the couch. He chuckled and with that he headed out for the night. Walking back home to the hotel with pink cheeks and a wide smile.

*You hadn’t even had time to check the numbers before rushing out of your apartment.

The day was bright and you weren’t really used to it but, you had to get started on sending out thank you notes to the extra staff for helping with the party last night. Usually it was pitch black on the streets but today it had been the drab haze of greys and blues. You pulled out your phone sighing as you called Ron. Unfortunately he didn’t answer, leaving you with the voicemail.

“Hey, I’m gonna be a little late this afternoon. I’m sorry the party must’ve gotten to me.” You joked and then hung up leaving him the message. Finally arriving not long after you rushed in to see Ron at the front desk and.. Wanda?

Jeez maybe this party really had gotten to you, your worlds were colliding all around you. First at the party with Edward and Bruce Wayne, and now with Ron and Wanda laughing at the counter.

Ron noticed you instantly and stood to greet you, “Hey y/n, I got your voicemail!” He called out as you walked to the pair. “Yeah, I’m really sorry about that.” You blushed embarrassed about being late. It wasn’t like you to not show up on time. “No worries, I was talking with this lovely lady here,” he gestured to Wanda leaning on the counter with a small stack of magazines in hand.

She chuckled waving at you, and Ron spoke again,”where have you been hiding her?” He teased. “Oh gosh, you stop it.” You laughed and then pulled off your jacket, folding it over your arm. “What’s the schedule for today?” You asked and walked towards the back room.

Ron and Wanda followed behind not worried about the empty lobby. “Well we’ve been working on some of the thank you notes and general clean up from last night. Mr.Wayne offered some extra help this morning so we got it taken care of pretty fast.” He shrugged.

You set down your bag and hung up your jacket nodding “Really? I’m a little surprised he was up this early.” You chuckled. “And why is that?” Wanda smirked raising a brow, “Uh.. well.” You sighed a flush covering your cheeks. You didn’t have a crush on Bruce, but still he was a powerful man who chose to help you personally walk home. “Well he walked me home last night..” you finally mumbled out. Wanda and Ron shared a soft gasp and it turned into a bustling laughter from Wanda. Meanwhile Ron had furrowed his brows a little, remembering how Edward had walked through the party last night after you’d left.

“Is that why the boy from 148B was upset?” He wondered. Your face fell from the blush into a concerned look.

“What do you mean?” You asked as Wanda stopped laughing, not knowing Edward she didn’t really understand why it was an issue. “Well yeah after you left he came back through with this just blank stare and it looked like he had been crying.”

Your heart fell at those words and you brought your hands to your temples. “Fuck.. Have you seen him this morning..?” You groaned leaning your head up. You felt horrid at the thought of hurting him, but you guys had been fighting.

Anyways he’d called you gullible, and when his voice rose you remember the slight fear you felt. But you couldn’t help feeling bad as he had apologized. “Not really, I don’t even think it matters.” Ron shrugged. “He leaves at the end of the month anyway.” You had all started walking back to the front continuing to talk. “Oh shit yeah.”

You sighed. “I gotta text him..” you grumbled and then Wanda raised her arms, “Guys I hate to be rude but who is this guy?” And that’s when you and Ron went through talking about him.

Wanda nodded after listening and then shrugged, “Well I don’t know about all of that but is he cute?” She teased you.

You chuckled feeling a little bold with the two older friends.

“Of course he is, otherwise I wouldn’t have taken him to the party.” You laughed but it was cut short when you saw Wanda and Ron’s faces turn pink.

You slowly turned around and your face heated up, flushed with color.

“H-Hey..” you barely stuttered out seeing Edward had been walking down the hall and must’ve heard you guys talking.

Especially the last part, seeing his face matched the color of yours. Both flustered and unsure what to say next, Ron and Wanda made their getaway to the back room.

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