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the-not-so-safe-way · 10 months

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Tokyo Revengers characters but as my roommates gc.....

WHEN I SAY PEDO I MEAN HISOKA IF YOU TAKE ONE THING FROM THE WARNINGS IT SHOULD BE THAT

bouns sano family at the end

umm language, mentions of drugs, kissing(ONE TIME), talk about death, jokes about pedophile, depression, feet, and I THINK that is everything so just tell me if I missed something, and I've started to think about posting more so tell me if you want me to write something

the characters will change to see which ones I deem most funny as

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Ran:How TF did u do that?

Rindou:wdym that’s just my face

Ran:Gurl

Rindou:are you face shaming me

Ran:Yes, Yes I am 🫶🏼

Rindou: damn that hurts

Ran:wow That must suck SUCK D-

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Sanzu: I just offered a kid drugs and they legit said yes like don't they know not to take drugs from strangers also I don't think blood drives like me I have too many drugs in my blood so they don't like me did you know that dolphins can get high just like me

Mikey: Wtf

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Ran: yeah he turned you into a cat

Rindou: It was Ran lmao

Ran: nope 🙅‍♂️

Koko: I HATE U WTF Bitch I hate u

Rindou: it wasn’t me 💀

Ran: it was he lies

Rindou: …

Koko: I'm gonna kill u both when I see u

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Sanzu: DOES SOMEONE KILL GOJO SATORU

Mikey: death by tractor

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Koko: i’m finally home from hell help me i’m at ikea i wanna leave

Ran: don't you dare say that about ikea 😤 I love ikea 😍 bring me meatballs

Sanzu: Oooh I want some meaty balls too

Ran: that’s what he said

Rindou: yeah It is what he said

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Ran: im depressed now 😔😔

Mikey: ok join the club

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Koko: pick a color

Sanzu: pink or white prolly white one wait when even is the gala

Koko: The gala is in june But this isn't for the gala

Sanzu: oh, the blue ones so pretty too

Koko: PICK ONE

Sanzu : but i love them both

Koko: PICK ONE

Sanzu : uhhh blue

Koko: Okkk thx

Mikey: the black one

Koko: ... There is no black one

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••SANZU PULLS AYAKA ON FIRST TRY••

Ran: I HATE U SHES SO GOOD

Sanzu: I was hoping for mika

Rindou: i used 30 wishes for her and i got c3 diona and tighnari

Sanzu: LMAFOOO

Rindou: my friend made me keep fueling my gambling addiction

••Sanzu pulls the other 5 star (I forgot her name)••

Ran:BRO WHAT ARE U ON CRACK

Sanzu: yes always

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Koko:i’ve smelled his shoes before

Ran: why

Koko: its free

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Rindou: ur outside? at 11

Ran: I went to get groceries I'm almost home tho••5 minutes later•• Dw I didn't get kidnapped

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Sanzu: i ate expired yogurt from school lunch today and had to go home early that’s was pretty delicious

Ran: HAHAHA IMAGIIIINE

Rindou: avoid da yogart I thought it was common knowledge about da gurt

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Ran: imagine not eating badish tacos while your socks say let's taco about it

Koko: why did u buy that 💀

Ran: I didn't I made it

Koko: what r u watching

Ran: I'm watching the last of us

Koko: it’s so good have u gotten to the gay redneck episode yet

Ran: no I'm on episode 2

Koko: still watching the pedophile 🤨

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Ran:hehehehehehe I have major issues 🫤

Rindou: yeah you do

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Ran: Guys Help

Mikey: ew no

Ran: Meany

Mikey: I don't care

Ran: WOOOW why u gotta be so mean?

Mikey: because I don't care

Ran: Wow

Mikey: Yeah

Koko: that’s very nice

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Mikey: dam that shark

Ran: It's so 😍

Sanzu: hes kinda fine

Ran: He so fine

Sanzu: who let the dogs out

Mikey: put your dogs away

Sanzu: guys what is this a feet pics chat

Mikey: nah it about da gang

Sanzu: 🥵🥵

Ran: Hehehehe

Sanzu: not the pedofile

Mikey: weirdows

Ran: WOOAH

Mikey: not the shark lovers

Ran: He's actually a gay psychopath thank u very much

Mikey: and a pedophile

Ran: Wellllll.. Ok maybe But damn he's hot 🥵 JKJKJKJKKKK

Sanzu: wtf is wrong with u

Mikey: your the real psychopath

Sanzu: fr

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Rindou: do u like my ceiling

Ran: OMG ITS SO SEXY I love it

Rindou: ikr

Ran: nah mines better

Mikey: mine sucks it was leaking 😕

Koko: guys we live in the same apartment

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Shinchiro: I didn't kiss her 🫥

Emma: Damn WHY CANT U STOP LAUGHING

Young mikey: because of face shaming

Izana: ✨yEs✨

#tokyo revengers #tokyo rev #tokrev #manjiro sano #rindou haitani #rindou #ran haitani #ran #sanzu haruchiyo #sanzu #tokyo revengers sanzu #bonten #sano shinichiro #sano manjiro #tokyo revengers fanfiction #tokyo revengers incorrect quotes #izana kurokawa #tokrev incorrect quotes

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swagtastic-bougie-pompadour · 1 year

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TGIF, everyone, am I right or am I right! It's that time of the week. It's time for another:

CLIVE UPDATE

Brought to you by... the Book Orthworms! Earth Eat your way through their newest pick, "I Got Transported into Medieval Times With Nothing But My Magikarp!?" for next week's meeting!

Today's Pride Feature--you almost certainly know her, maybe you've even battled her--our student council president, miss Champion Nemona herself!

What is "popping", Nemona? Huh? Sorry, Claaaaaa--Clive, did you mean that as an actual question, or is that some kinda weird saludo? A greeting. Supposedly. Let's start over. ¿Cómo estás? Good! Real good! After all, I fiiiinally got Penny to agree to a battle with me! I can't stop thinking of what to use against her Sylveon! What if it has Pixilate? Should I bring Orthworm then? Or what if she uses a Wish-pass Vaporeon? Do I need to bring a stall breaker? Or, or-- Ahem. I see your passion for battle is as strong as always. It's certainly been an inspiration to all of us--thanks to you, the Academy Ace Tournament is a regular occurrence now! Aw, thanks Director. You know I'm always down for a tournament! Anyways, don't you have some fancy questions to throw at me? ...It's Clive. But yes. First up: What does Pride mean to you? Ooh, that's a good one. For me, you know... romance was never something on my brain, right? All those jokes about "Oh, you know, girls only think about one thing" you always hear around... most of the time my first thought to that would be, "Duh! Pokemon battles!" I mean, it's not like I really got what everyone was so hyped about anyways... like, sure, there are people who are pretty, or cool, but to want to like... kiss them because of that? It's so weird! So I guess to me Pride is like... accepting that I can be different from others? And find them as weird as they find me! So then... I guess you could say your true amor is battling? Wellllll, ah... I don't really know! You know what they say about rivalries, after all... It's like the more I get to know them, the more my heart squeezes a little every time I talk to them! But whatever mi tesoro is, there's gotta be battling involved! *gasp* What if I conveyed those feelings... through a battle?! This is genius! Obviously my ace has to be tera-fairy, but from there... maybe if I found a way to train up a Flapple... Nemona... Nemona? Ah, I think she's lost in thought again... Thank you for reading, everyone! Stay tuned for Monday's edition of Clive Update!

#clive update #pkmn irl #pokeblogging #//hcs listed out for fun: ace demi-panromantic for nemona :)#//neutral protag since there's like. a billion possible versions

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bats-in-the-snow · 8 months

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Fanfic I did of me and my friends ocs!

Ardo belongs to @quackcicle-real , also known as paxissleepy on ao3!!

Ofc Silas is mine, and you can find me on ao3 as Big_Hosuin_Around !

Link to the work on ao3

Link to the banner used

(PLEASE rb!! Thats the only way to spread this, as liking does almost nothing!)

Silas watched the fish in the river, admiring the way the sunlight reflected off their shiny scales. The sky was clear, the air was cold but comforting, and dead leaves covered the forest floor.

He sat up straight, looking at the large bag next to him and fidgeting nervously. He didn't have his hood up, which already gave him enough anxiety, but he was still waiting for Ardo to show up. He had invited the enderman to come to the river they met at for a huge surprise he had planned.

He was getting nervous that she wouldn't show up, when he finally heard the rustling of leaves behind him. When he looked, Ardo was standing there, seeming to have teleported to him.

”I'm so sorry Si! It took awhile to convince dad to let me go out...“

Silas's tail had immediately started wagging when he saw his lover, a large smile plastered on his face.

”It's okay!! Come sit, come sit!!“

Silas patted the ground next to him, watching Ardo sit down criss-cross and lean down a bit to see him better.

“So, what's the surprise you wanted to tell me about?”

“Wellllll, last time I was in Las Nevadas, I heard someone talk about carving pumpkins for Halloween! I've never celebrated Halloween or carved pumpkins, so I thought it would be fun to try out!”

Ardo was immediately excited, clapping her hands as her tail wagged and she watched Silas pull two pumpkins and two small daggers out of his bag.

“Oh!! That sounds so fun!”

”What're you gonna carve?“

Silas asked as he started to saw at the top of his pumpkin, his being much smaller than Ardos.

”I think I'm gonna try to carve you!“

Sila's face immediately flushed, his pupils turning to exclamation marks for a split second before they went back to normal.

”I'm gonna carve you too then!”

He smiled up at his partner confidently, and she giggled at the shorter man.

It took them hours to finish their pumpkins, so much of the time was taken over by their jokes, laughs, songs and stories.

By the time they were done, all of the pumpkin seeds were in a large pot Silas had brought. They were covered in the pumpkin guts that keep the seeds together, and their smiles had never left their faces.

“And...I think I'm done!”

Ardo said excitedly, turning her pumpkin around for Silas to see. It looked like it was done by an expert, despite Ardo only having carved a pumpkin once before. They had managed to make it look very close to Silas, and Silas looked absolutely amazed.

“That is..so..AMAZING!!”

Ardo flushed, rolling her eyes a bit at her boyfriends excitement.

“Oh shush..it's not that great!”

“It is too! Look at mine!”

He turned his own pumpkin around, and Ardo had to fight with herself to not burst out laughing. It was shaky, and, to be honest, very poorly done. But, what else would she expect? He had never done it before, and he wasn't the..brightest.

“It-..it's good!! I like it!!”

Silas pouted at her, turning his back to the enderman.

“I can tell you don't!”

Silas was obviously playing around, and it made Ardo giggle.

“I do too!!”

Silas giggled and readjusted again, leaning forward, kissing Ardo on the cheek , making her immediately flush.

“I know, I know, just wanted to mess with ya!”

Ardo fanned herself with her tail, huffing nervously before looking up at the sun setting in the sky.

”I think it's time for me to go..“

Silas whined a bit, but nodded, handing over the pot of seeds and his pumpkin to Ardo.

”Since I'm coming over soon, you should put these up somewhere where people can see them! I think XD even said you could cook the seeds!”

Ardo thought about it, before nodding her head.

“I'll ask dad about it, I promise!”

Silas was about to speak, but before he could Ardo leaned down and gave him a quick peck on the lips, before immediately teleporting away.

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Quackity had been waiting for Ardo to come home since she left. She was back on time, but he was still as worried for her as he always was. He stood as soon as she got home.

“Did everything go alright? Did he do anything? Did anything happen?”

“I'm okay dad! We just carved pumpkins, look!”

She held up the two pumpkins, and Quackity seemed to calm down.

”Oh. And...you're okay?“

”Mhm!“

”Good.”

Quackity was silent for a moment.

“How did he do such a bad job?“

Quackity could tell which one was Silases immediately. Ardo giggled and nugged her fathers arm with her tail.

”Stop it!! He did a good job!!“

”Uh..huh.“

”Cmon, you're just saying that 'cause you don't like him.“

”That's part of it, yeah. Why did you bring the seeds?“

”Oh! Silas mentioned that we should cook them! When he comes over for dinner, we should have it!“

Quackity still didn't like the idea of Silas coming over for dinner, but, when he saw how excited Ardo was, he sighed.

”Yeah, alright. We will.”

Argos tail wagged excitedly, and Quackity smiled. Anything for Ardo.

#The Big House #words carved into stone #fluff writing #domestic fluff writing #fall fic #pumpkin carving #comfort fic #domestic fic #quackity #quackity dsmp #dream smp ocs #dream smp

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pan-fried-autism · 8 months

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Brother From The Same Childhood -- Chapter 1

Characters: Swap!Grem, Swap!Nikolai (@bowlerhatwearer) Swap!M0u5e, Swap!????????????

Summary: On what was supposed to be a fun, quiet movie night during a downpour, Grem and Nikolai encounter somebody more familiar than they think.

Pitter-patter-pitter-patter-pitter-patter.

The rain outside hit the window with their pleasant little rhythm.

Nikolai Akdow-Mewton lounged on the couch and listened, sighing contentedly.

It was a Tuesday night in March, about 9:50 pm. His child, M0u5e had decided to go to bed early. Grementine, his beloved husband and life partner, was busy getting something from their bedroom.

It was Impromptu Movie Night.

Grem's 37th birthday had been only a little over a week prior, and their friend Mothgo had given them a $50 gift card to their favourite VHS shop-- Valley Tapes. As such, Grem had spent the entire card in three trips.

Tonight, they’d be watching something that Grem had told Nikolai he would “like a whole damn lot, I promise!”

He didn’t doubt them.

They were going to put on some popcorn, too. Grementine never watches the popcorn, though— they preferred to spend the two minutes with their face snuggled against his shoulder as they purred lovingly. Secretly, he wished that Gremmy would actually watch the popcorn… but he liked cuddles more than pointing that out.

Nikolai then heard the familiar sound of small feet thumping against the floorboards, as Grem ran out of the bedroom and leaped onto the couch.

Something was hidden behind his back.

“Hi Nik!!” They chirped at him with glee.

“Hello, strawberry.” Nikolai replied, using his pet name for Grem.

The cat sat closer to him, still hiding something.

“Soooo ya know that VHS store I’m single handed keeping open?” They started.

The human rolled his eyes lovingly. “Yes, I’m aware of Valley Tapes.”

“Wellllll… I got something new for us to watch now. It’s the thing I said you’d like.”

“Oh, really? This is a big surprise to me.” He joked.

It was now Grems turn to roll his eyes as he produced the item behind his back.

It was a VHS case. On the cover was a young woman— a Jack Russell terrier, Nik thought— with a look of anguish and tragedy on her face. The dress she wore was ruffled, red, and fancy. To her right was a badger man, equally as anguished. His clothes were just as fancy (if a little plainer) and he carried a musket. In the background was a large, fancy grey brick house, surrounded by luscious green grass and trees. The flowery writing on the cover read ‘Love on Briggenbury Manor’.

Nikolai couldn’t help chuckling as he took it in.

“Grementine, what is this?” He asked, amusement coating his every word.

The cat made a huffy noise. “It’s a cult classic, Nikolai. It’s everything you’ve ever wanted and more.”

“Do tell.”

“It’s about tragedy and love in Victorian era England! It’s about the lovely upper class Anabellizabeth Williambury and her upper middle class boytoy Roginald Depperdander, and their relationship. But there’s hardships, Nik— HARDSHIPS! There’s a gigantic class divide between them—“ Grems hands started flapping a bit as they spoke more— “What with Anabells family being able to afford imported tea, and Roginalds family having to grow their own. Plus, the Crimean War has being going on, and Roggie has been sent to go. So while Anabel laments during the summer in the manor, she at least has three bosom chums to play with— her aunt Lady Jessica Victoria Waltenbaltenchester III who owns the manor. She has a mysteriously dead husband and a lifetime of wisdom to share. There’s also Nancy Stratforduponavon, one of the manors maids and Anabels personal servant. Her real name is Helena and her family used to be rich but everyone keeps forgetting her name. There’s also the BAD GUY… Gilbert Pettyburrow! His father, Wilbert Pettyburrow IV, owns land in ~America~, and Gilbert’s wants to kiss up on her and take her there! While that’s going on we learn that rich people have problems too. It’s great.”

Grem took several deep breaths after he finished infodumping.

Nikolai couldn't help but narrow his eyes a bit.

"... and why is this a cult classic?"

"Uh, because it's great? And also historically inaccurate?"

"It is?"

"Yeah. The Crimean War ended in March of 1856, but the movie takes place in the summer of that year."

"Grem, I love you, but I still can't see how this got a following."

"Maybe if ya watched the freaking movie, ya'd know!"

Nikolai scritched Grem's head, getting a purr from the feline.

"Alright, Grem, I believe you. Let's watch the movie."

The cat jumped up excitedly, tail swishing around.

"Great! I'll close the curtains and make the popcorn, you sit there and look handsome."

Nikolai giggled behind his hand as Grem scurried over to the window.

As they grabbed the curtains, however... they saw something outside.

Grem squinted a bit to get a look.

A figure was slowly walking down the sidewalk, slightly obscured by the heavy rain. They looked like they had something on their back.

Grem muttered confusions under his breath. Who the hell would be walking outside right now?

"Um, sweetie pie?" Grem called behind him, "There's someone outside in the rain."

From the couch, Nikolai looked towards the window with a raised eyebrow.

"Really? It's a strange time to go on a walk, let alone the rain."

"Yeah..."

Grem looked back at the window as the person got a bit closer.

The person had... spikes? Or quills, and a backpack. Probably a hedgehog or porcupine or something. The backpack had a pattern on it. It looked like... Spongebob? The soaked t-shirt they wore had a Nickelodeon logo, too. The sweatpants weren't special, though.

Plus, they seemed a bit short-- about Grem's height.

The cat hummed in concern before looking back at Nikolai.

"Nikolai, I... I think we should let em in."

Nik sat up, visibly a bit concerned.

"Grementine, are you sure that's a good idea?" he asked, "We don't know who this is at all. This may not end very well."

"But... I think that's a kid out there."

Nikolai, still looking concerned, came up to the window and took a look.

The person outside had stopped walking. They were standing and shivering, arms hugged tightly around their torso.

Nikolai made his own hum.

"... you may be right, strawberry." he admitted.

Grem and Nikolai were silent for a moment, still watching the outsider.

Finally, Grem spoke up again.

"So... should we?"

"I think that... would be best."

Grem nodded and hurried to the door, opening it and letting in the cold, wet night air.

"Hey!" he called out to the outsider.

The person looked at Grem just as they took another step.

They were a hedgehog (... and purple, for some reason). The face on them was one of fear and sogginess.

"... Hello." they called back.

The voice was a little high pitched, but it sounded like it was on the verge of deepening. In a puberty-ish way.

Ok, that IS a kid. Shit, Grem thought to themself. He shouted again.

"What are you doing out in the rain?!"

The kid looked off to the side. The fear deepened on their face.

They didn't reply for several seconds... barring a loud cough.

Grem gave the kid a look of sympathy as they shouted once more.

"Are you a runaway?"

The kids face creased with worry fast enough for Grem to know.

They looked down as they spoke again. Not a shout, but just loud enough for Grem to hear--

"... Please don't call the police."

The poor kid.

Grem looked back into his nice warm house, Nik looking at him expectantly.

He looked back at the teenager in the rain.

"Look... I'm not gonna call the police. Just-- come out of the rain for a bit. Come inside. We have blankets and no rain."

The kid looked unsure. Several thoughts seemed to race in their mind as they said nothing for a bit.

Eventually, they responded.

"... Are you sure it's okay?" they asked, uneasy, "I don't wanna be a bother."

"Don't worry 'bout it. If ya stay out here, you'll catch your death-- or worse, pneumonia!"

The kid looked down to their shoes.

Finally, they shrugged.

"... Okay."

...........................

The kid was now on their couch.

He (he had informed Grem of pronouns when asked) had a blanket draped over and wrapped around his shivering form, and a mug of hot cocoa in his hands.

Grem could see other things about the kid. His eyes had a sort of... sadness to them. His quills were pretty messy, like he hadn't brushed 'em in a while. His arms were pretty skinny, too. In fact, his clothes seemed to just hang off him.

Nikolai sat next to him with a look of concern, cup of decaf coffee in hand.

"Thanks for letting me sit for a while." the boy spoke, taking a sip of his cocoa.

"Nothin' to it," Grem replied, "EVERYONE should have shelter in this weather."

"I coulda found a bus shelter. Slept on the bench."

"No offense kid, but ya'd probably die if ya did that."

"... You have a point."

"Even if you did find a comfortable bus shelter, what would you eat?" Nikolai added.

The kid pulled up his backpack.

"Don't worry about me. I come prepared!"

He started pulling things from the bag.

Soon, on the living room table, there were several things-- half a box of crackers, a jar of peanut butter, a bag of crumbled bills and coins, a bottle of water about a quarter full, and a pocket knife.

Nothing else.

Nikolai's face turned to one of alarm.

"Did... is that all you packed?" he inquired.

The boys face turned red with embarassment. "... I could have bought food at the Dollar Tree."

Nikolai, though flabbergasted, tried to keep a steady voice as he spoke again.

"Kid... this is not a meal. This-- this isn't even a snack. As our guest, I insist on making you something warm. Even if it's just instant mac n cheese, or a frozen pizza."

The boy gave him a surprised look... surprised yet grateful.

"Mac and cheese, if that's okay."

He nodded. "But of course."

Nikolai got up, went to the kitchen, and began the preparation.

While he made the food, he periodically looked into the living room. Though all he really saw was Grem and the boy talking, he kind of noticed something... the kid seemed more comfortable talking to Grem than him.

Nikolai wasn't entirely sure why. Maybe it was because he was human? Maybe it was the visible scars?

He tried not to think about it.

In roughly 15 minutes, Nikolai returned to the living room with a bowl of Kraft Dinner for the kid, along with a fork.

He placed it on the coffee table with a flourish and a "bon appetit."

The boy thanked him, and took a bite of the macaroni... before tearing into it like a starving lion.

Nikolai couldn't help but watch the teen devour the shit out of the mac and cheese. He'd never seen someone eat mac and cheese so ferociously before. Him and Grem's friend/next door neighbour, Mothgo, made absolutely delicious mac and cheese, and not even Grem ate it that fast.

He really was starving.

Once the boy came up for air (and subsequently ate the last bite), Nikolai could only say, "... do you want seconds?"

He gave Nik a smile.

"Yes please, mister."

"I'll get it!" Grem piped up.

As the cat scurried into the kitchen, Nikolai sat next to the boy again.

"Hey," he began, "You seem quite desperate, yes? How much money did you have left in that baggie?"

The boy opened his mouth... but closed it as he reached for the sandwich baggie. He silently counted the money before answering.

"$12.55."

"That's not enough to get by, young man." he said, a grimness in his tone.

"I mean... they have a dollar menu at McDonalds, right?" the boy suggested sheepishly.

"But then what? What happens when you run out?"

"I'm almost 15, I can get a job! Probably. I can hang out in a homeless shelter and-- and get a job doing something."

Nikolai shook his head. "You'd still need a resume. You'd need contacts for the resume, too."

The boy said nothing as Grem came back with more macaroni.

Nik looked at Grementine for a second, before going over to him.

"Grem, can we talk privately?" he whispered to his husband.

"Oh, yeah sure." The cat replied, equally quiet.

While the boy in their house tore into the second bowl, Grem and Nikolai went to the kitchen where they continued whispering.

"Grem, I think this kid really did run away from something. I don't know what, but... just look at him. He seems pretty desperate. I think it would be in his best interest if-- if we could maybe let him stay for the night. Maybe tomorrow, too. We still have the air mattress, yeah? He could sleep on that. I just... I think something's wrong."

Grem gained a thoughtful look. Nikolai was pretty sure what it was about-- they both (unfortunately) knew a lot about scary situations and wanting to leave them. They shared some stories of desperation, too.

Finally, Grem took a deep breath.

"You're right, that's a good idea. Let's go tell the kid."

Both of them went back to the living room. Grem cleared his throat, making the kid turn around as macaroni fell out of his stuffed mouth.

"Kid, me and my hubby here just had a talk. We were wondering... did ya maybe want to stay the night? It's no problem for us, if you're wondering. We got an air mattress and some pillows and blankets. It's gonna be raining all night, and we'd rather see ya somewhere warm and safe."

The kid swallowed his food as a look of relief and... and safety appeared on him. Like he wasn't used to it.

"That... that would be amazing. Yeah." he breathed out.

"Good!" chirped Nikolai. He went back to sitting on the couch and picked up his coffee again, taking small sips.

Grem hopped up onto the couch on the kid's other side.

"Hey, what's your name, by the way?" they inquired. "Still not gonna call the police, by the way-- just curious."

A deep frown appeared on the kid's face as he sighed and responded.

"Quillin.

"Quillin Mewton."

#brother from the same childhood #swap au #original story #fiction #grem #dr grementine mewton #nikolai akdow #nikolai #swap!grem #swap!nikolai #nikogrem #swap!quillin #quillin mewton

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astriwilt · 1 month

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Andy: “Looks like you got yourself a little stuck in The Realm Beyond Comprehension”

Barney: “Now Andy you gotta get me out of here”

Andy: “Nooooo; I’m sure you’ll like The Beast With No Name good enough. Maybe you could name ‘im”

Barney: “You’re real funny you know that; a real comedian”

Andy: “Maybe he’ll like you! You’ll get yourself a mighty fine pet. Of course it’ll be hard to call ‘im; seein’ as he has no name and all”.

Aunt Bee: “Andyyyyy! Luuuuuunch!”

Andy: “Oh howdy Aunt Bee! What’ve you got cooked up today?”

Barney: “This is no time to be thinkin’ about food! I’m stuck in The Realm Beyond Comprehension!”

Aunt Bee: “Oh Barney; I wouldn’t worry. I got stuck in The Realm Beyond Comprehension when I was just a girl! You’ll make it out ok as long as you don’t meet The Face Warper!”

Barney: “The Face Warper????? What does that do???”

Andy: “Well I assume it has something to do with warpin’ faces”

Opie: “What’s goin’ on pa?”

Andy: “Oh nothing Opie, Barney just got himself stuck in The Realm Beyond Comprehension”

Opie: “Well he better not meet the Face Warper! That thing warps your face!”.

Barney: “Now Andy I don’t like this! Get me out of here right now!”

Andy: “Alright Barney I’ll get you out”

The Beast With No Name: “HhsHhhehHNwqppKwpam”

Andy “BARNEY!!!!!”

Barney: “What? I can’t help that it followed me!You said it’d be a good pet anyhow!”

Andy: “That was a joke Barney! You can’t bring The Beast With No Name into our realm! It’s just plain silly!”

Opie: “Well at least it ain’t the Face Warper!”

Aunt Bee: “He’s right you know”

Andy: “Wellllll I guess you’re right. He’s not warpin’ our faces”

The Beast With No Name: “hahHjjananNalowbsbsbsh”

#andy griffith #meme #i’m so sorry about this

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sinsofthefather-kulemi · 3 months

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Listen to The Casts' Favorite Songs!

We all know what Majima likes to sing his heart out to but what about the other members of the Sins of the Father cast?

Arika

When she gets old, she hopes that she can look back at her youth and remember these tunes (and tunes like them) fondly despite everything that happened in her life. Sure, there might have been a ton of misery but someday, she prays that when she hears these songs, she can still taste champage, still feel a too tight dress squeezing her body as she shimmies onto the dance floor and still hum every single word as if not a single day had gone by. She has a strong fondness for city pop and her taste in music very much reflects that.

Hiroshi

He believes these songs, and songs like these are easy to get lost in while he works. That's... about all the information that I can provide here. He likes jazz and he likes old easy listening tunes. He just misses when music was music. He's a big fan of enka. Oh, absolutely he is but he's spent one too many hours in his American wife's record collection and it rewired his brain. There's music to enjoy and there's music to get lost in your craft. He happens to spend more time with his crafts these days.

Edna

If there's one thing about this woman, it's that she loves love and she loves to sing. Put them together and you've got a woman that's passionate about singing about love and does it wellllll. She's got a voice that can bring a man to tears. No joke. She has brought Hiroshi to tears on more than one occasion and even caused Kenjiro's eyes to well up a couple times but naturally, he would never admit to that.

Kenjiro

(Dakare Ni Kita Onna is the name of that last song)

When it comes to understanding the hidden meaning behind music, poetry or movies, Kenjiro is the first to admit that he's sort of a dunce but that doesn't make consuming them any less enjoyable. One of his favorite passtimes, especially when he's got alot on his mind is to hop in his car, roll the windows down and blast some of his favorite tunes while having his very own karaoke session. He'll do it alone or with company. He has no shame and if the person he's with is embarrassed by him, they won't be invited for another ride. He can't have a buzzkill like that dampering the vibes.

#sins of the father #arika namikawa #hiroshi namikawa #edna namikawa #kenjiro hara #Spotify

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thefandom-casserole · 7 months

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Episode Ten- Dads Don’t Do Other Dads Dirty

My relisten notes

DadFact: Glenn Close Trio is the Jazz-mix Christmas cover band!!!! Betrayal >:c

Aww after Morgan died I’m betting Nick was alone for Christmas every. single. year. That’s sad

DadFact: Darryl was on DILFs of Disney Land (got his 15 minutes of fame) (Dad. Is. Little. Fat.)

DadFact: Henry’s second favorite drink is ROOM TEMPERATURE water

DadFact: Ron’s middle name is ‘F’

DaddyFact: Anthony recommends RPG (The Witch’s Gambit) things if you wanna get into rp games but dnd seems like a lot

AHHH PAEDEN’S INTRODUCTION SOON IM SO FUCKING EXCITED YOU HAVE NO IDEA IM SO STOKED HE’S MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IN THE WHOLE SERIES IM SO EXCITED AHHHHH

Paeden

Ahhhhhhh

Thank you Ben.

UNFORTUNATE FOSTER CHILDREN

:D :D :D :D

I love how most of these kids are using magic but Paeden literally NEVER uses magic except for his final scene

I’m stimming so hard I missed Paeden so much

Gunan Duckworth is 13

Paeden is 8

“He fights with vigor of someone who’s trying to get back at someone who’s died” OH GOODNESS

EYE OF THE TIGER

HE HAS THE EYE OF THE TIGER

GOD HES MY FAVORITE CHARACTER I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

Darryl you will love him later, you get your dad and you get your second son!!!!!!!!

“Would it impress you?” Nick 💔

PAEDEN AND NICK (I miss Nickolas FOSTER and Paeden’s dynamic)

Nick did Taekwondo

“It has been several hours since we’ve had a kid death” People (me) need to do more angst involving the UFC and Paeden

I LOVE PAEDEN SO MUCH THIS IS INSANE IM SO UNWELL ABOUT HIM OMG OMG IM SO INSANE

AHHHH HIS FIRST INTERACTION OKAY OKAY I CAN BE NORMAL *starts shaking whoever is reading this and gets louder* I CAN BE NORMAL

GAHAJSJSJDJNDKDK

In real life it has been five minutes

I cannot be normal

“Sorry Paeden that this is the character I used your name for” IF I WAS PAEDEN I WOULD BE SO HAPPY. PAEDEN. WHOEVER YOU ARE. YOU ARE MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE PERSON EVER IM SO SORRY YOU’VE NOW GOT AN AUTISTIC ATTACHED TO YOU. I OWE YOU A WOOKIE LIFE DEBT LIKE CERN

Glenn is offering an eight year old to join his drug empire 💀

🎵The eye of the tiger 🎵

“You have a plus seven in persuasion!?” Just wait. It gets worse (better)

“I don’t like to fight before a fight, put them away” Paeden you actually have the best quotes

Henry’s kids WOULD love the UFC. We needed more Paeden-Twins interactions

I took a break and now I’m listening on the bus next to my busmate. Oh boy

Awwww poor Gunnar

Still hate him he’s still a jerk with Paeden

AGAHJSJDJ I ADORE PAEDEN GOOD GOD

My ultimate favorite character ever !!!!!!!

I STILL ADORE PAEDEN AND NICK/NICHOLAS DYNAMIC THEY ARE SO SIBLING CODED

PAEDEN IMMEDIATELY JOINING THEIR CREW HE REALLY IS THE GUY EVER

Oooh Henry’s going off on Glenn

Party of eight? Henry, Glenn, Darryl, Ron, Nick, Paeden, and Cern…? Hmmm. (I’m joking I’m joking)

Glenn canonically goes to a therapist!!!!!!!!!!!

Wellllll Glenn betting on children gets us Paeden which is evennnnn betttttter

“I feel statements”

These things actually work so poorly. It ends up in hilarious fights

NICK KNOWS THAT THEY HAVE TO EAT GRANT’S SKIN OMG

What was he thinking at that moment?

“Dad I’m sorry!” NICK NO OMG I LOVE NICK SO MUCH

“CHECK PLEASE” best ending ever

#Dndads #dndads spoilers #dndads s1 #dungeons and daddies #walruses8me relisten notes

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c1ittorus · 2 years

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6, 44, 62

6. What’s the nastiest sexual thing you’ve ever done?

Idk if this is nasty but my best friend and I masturbated to porn together, I think its funny now lmao

44. Describe what type of freak you are.

Oh I have a LOOOOT of nasty thoughts at all hours of the day, but i think i’m the type who would masturbate and would call you to ask you to cum. I like talking about sex and what turns me on in a casual setting, I don’t really like sexting unless we vibe well and when we do wellllll I’m a bit of a slut lmao. Not to mention my dirty talk is wild, ask someone who knows about it, or if you come correct you could probably find out about it yourself :)

62. Describe your type?

If you look like chris evans hmu (i’m joking…kinda) I like big tall dudes/mascs with tattoos who can make me feel small since i am not really small. I like em with a lot of confidence and handsome smiles and kind hearts (The kind i’d introduce to my father and would call daddy the same night lmao) AND i like pretty girls/femmes with tattoos and chill personalities. Also I love people with a talent they’re passionate about, I tend to like the artsy type.

#i don’t really have a type but i do tend to find myself more attracted to people like this #secret admirer #ask game #lexi’s thots

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joongernaut · 3 years

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rendezvous

pairing: johnny suh x reader

genre/warnings: friends with benefits, porn with (very little) plot, smut, unprotected sex, (barely) exhibitionism, some degradation, overstimulation

word count: 4.7k

prompt: N/A

author note: back again FINALLY with a finished fic 😁☝🏾 not 100% satisfied with how it came about or how it ended but i'm just happy to be finished so i can move on to the next fic LMAO so hope you enjoy~ if not then oh wellllll

•••

[4 new messages!]

john😙: heyyy bestie ❤️

john😙: ...

john😙: hello?

john😙: now what if it was an emergency, i could be dead right now

you couldn't help but roll your eyes at johnny's dramatic line of messages, letting out a scoff before typing away on your keyboard to reply back.

you: dead people don't talk this much the last time i checked 🤨

you: now what do you want suh

john😙: wow so fucking rude

john😙: i can't say hi to MY best friend now? MY favorite girl?

it was always funny how you could read him like a book. you could already see where this conversation was headed; being friends for years did that to people you supposed.

you: sounds like you want something... just spill it already before i turn my phone off for the night and you don't hear from me until tomorrow

john😙: alright 🙄 sheesh

john😙: i was just wondering...

john😙: think we can meet up later? like 9:30-ish

at the mention of meeting up with johnny at, of all places he could choose, the park (you knew the one) the lightbulb lit up in your head and you figured out what he was getting at.

you: oh

you: john lmfao

you: is this your way of asking to fuck again?

you bit down on your bottom lip at the thought. meanwhile, your message was read as soon as you had sent it, the three dots showing up almost immediately after and then two replies came.

john😙: idkkkkkk depends...

john😙: are you trying to fuck me again?

the question was straightforward, just as much as yours had been, and if you were told you'd be in a situation with your best friend like this a few months ago, you would have laughed. but considering you both had recently started teetering into 'forbidden' territory, one that normal friends wouldn't be so keen on stepping foot in to, it wasn't much of a surprise now. it started with a teasing joke at first. you had started rambling one day while hanging out with johnny, mentioning that you would consider celibacy if you had to go through another unsatisfied sexual encounter. it was a bitter statement but still left you two giggling while nursing a few bottles of soju. that's when he mentioned that it had been a while since he had gotten laid himself, jokingly suggesting that 'if you scratch my back, i'll scratch yours'.

you wouldn't have took the statement seriously into consideration (fucking your supposed best friend was never a good idea in hindsight) if it weren't for the way he looked at you after the words left his mouth. the playful glint in his eyes and the quirk of his eyebrow made you raise your own as a smirk appeared on his face that you really hadn't realized was that handsome until now. it was as if he were asking a question without even uttering the words, his tongue swiping over his plush bottom lip easily catching your attention and distracting you from all of the red flags that screamed for you not to go forward with whatever you thought up in your head.

and that was the first step in pushing the boundary between you two; still being very close friends but different now with sex in the equation. almost labeled as 'lovers' but not quite since neither of you knew where the other stood emotionally. personally, you were too afraid to ask and bringing in feelings after making it clear that you would remain as friends regardless of the circumstance was just a disaster waiting to happen. you didn't want to ruin what you two had and you could only assume he felt the same way. did you love johnny? yes, of course. were you in love with him? that was a question you'd rather push to the farthest part of your brain right now.

and what better way to distract yourself than with the offer at hand?

you: gimme like 10 mins lol

you: meet up at the usual spot?

john😙: yup yup

john😙: and make sure to wear something reallllll comfortable

john😙: i'll cya soon 🤗

•••

"hey, can i ask you a question?" you asked the man now beside you as the two of you walked to your destination: a park not too far from the both of your homes and essentially being the perfect spot in the middle of the two places. you had both drove your cars there and parked side by side in the parking lot before getting out and walking towards the gated entrance. "i mean you already did but yeah, sure, ask away." johnny replied nonchalantly, turning his head to look over to you.

"do you get some kind of thrill fucking out here in the open? like an exhibitionist or something? couldn't help but notice that we come here way more often to mess around than going to each other's house." you said, stopping in front of the gate. the park itself had certain hours of operation and technically, as of 8pm, it was closed. but it wasn't completely closed off to the public at night just in case anybody wanting to do some night running along the trail. it was easy for you two to get past the gated entrance with a simple push of one side that allowed a slim opening to squeeze through.

johnny let out a chuckle as you went through first before he followed suit. "you ask that now after we've been coming here, what, over the past 3 times? if i'm an exhibitionist, then you're an exhibitionist, too." he said, bumping his hip into the side of your body at the last word, making you stumble a bit. "i mean, technically it's not even that because there isn't anyone around watching us, now is there?" he went on, asking rhetorically as you continued to walk the dirt trail that led to the more forested area within the park. the area was mostly designated for small gatherings with 3 picnic tables in place but people sometimes would use it as a resting area for after a run. obviously it wouldn't be used for its intended purposes right now.

"oh, shut the fuck up." you retorted with a roll of your eyes, attempting to shove his arm as reparation for earlier only for johnny to firmly grab a hold of your wrist before you could reach him. "what? do you want an audience?" he replied, an annoying smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth as he stared you down. you would be lying to yourself if you said the action didn't immediately stir something up within you, especially knowing what was to come, and the thought of someone also catching you in a compromising position while you were out in the open made your whole body warm up and start to tingle. you weren't going to give johnny the satisfaction of knowing that though. "are you going to keep asking me stupid questions or are you going to fuck me like how you've been wanting to?"

the sudden vulgarity from your own question must've stunned him for a second because he didn't move an inch at first, his mouth forming into a tight line as his eyes narrowed and flickered across your face. you were about to say something again, probably another smart-mouthed remark, but before you could his lips crushed hard against your own in a way that almost made you fall backwards if it weren't for the muscular arm wrapping tightly around your waist, holding you up right against him.

your breath caught in your throat, being caught off guard by the sudden action, but your body responded immediately and before you knew it you were kissing johnny back with just as much ferocity. he began walking forward, forcing you to walk backwards until your back came in contact to what you assumed to be a tree, pinning you against its bark while his tongue easily found its way past your parted lips.

johnny brought his other hand up to place it on the side of your face, tilting it to the side to get a better angle as your tongues intertwined before he wrapped his fingers around the front expanse of your throat. you couldn't help but let out a moan at the pressure of his hand around your neck, another slipping out a bit louder when his lips parted from yours briefly only to tilt your head to the side farther and attach themselves onto your neck. a series of bites followed by the trail of his tongue traveling from the lobe of your ear to the dip of your collarbone had you leaning more into his touch and the hand tightening around your neck only muddled whatever thoughts you had further. your bodies were pressed hard against each other now, perfectly placed to where you could feel his dick straining against his jeans and right up against your thigh.

he ground his hips against yours harder, the increasing friction not being directly on your pussy but the proximity making you wet with anticipation the longer he did it. "johnny... enough teasing." you huffed in frustration, your hand pulling at the hair on the nape of his neck and eliciting a groan from him. he pressed his lips back onto yours, biting down on your bottom lip and giving it a tug. "tell me exactly where you want me, princess." he says, voice raspy and in a lower octave sending a chill down your spine. "take a guess..." you muttered sarcastically, glancing between the two of you at your joined hips.

johnny's eyes followed your line of sight and then, suddenly (and much to your dismay) he started backing up and away from your body. you held back the whine that bubbled in your throat and threatened to come out until his hand came down and cupped your pussy through your sweatpants, the thin material doing absolutely nothing to save you from the way his fingers motioned harshly against it. it was almost impossible to hold back the sound as he pressed forward. "little fucking brat. i said tell me, not talk back to me." he growled out, the commanding nature making you press your thighs together only to fail now that his big hand was in the way.

the placement of his palm rubbed deliciously against your clothed clit, causing you to squirm in his grasp. "i'm not just- fuck, please, johnny, right there." you gasped, your body reacting way more at his actions than you'd like. but you just couldn't help it. "begging already? it's just my fingers, they haven't even gotten inside you yet." he teased in a mocking tone but you were too distracted by the circling motion around your clit and the fabric of your sweatpants moving against it to care or retort back. "can you just put it inside already?" you snapped a bit, growing impatient the more he touched you. johnny moved his hand further up and began untying the string of your sweatpants until they were loose enough to tug down to the middle of your thighs along with your underwear. a quick slap to your pussy made you exhale loudly and he slid his fingers down until they made direct contact with your clit, applying enough subtle pressure that made your body jerk forward in response.

"i've barely even started." johnny grunted while lazily moving his fingers in tight, quick circles around the nub. "so needy. you just can't wait, huh? you need my fingers that badly in your pretty pussy, is that all?" he pressed on questioningly, resorting you to a panting mess at his ministrations. when you didn't answer right away he began slowing down his hand movement, your head shaking back and forth quickly in protest. "no? then speak up. use your fucking mouth, tell me what you want."

you swallowed hard at his words, determining that right now was not the best time to be so bratty, now that you were aching for something m. "more. i-i want more. i want your fingers inside me. your dick, too. anything just... please, johnny, don't stop." you rushed out, nearly begging him to continue and he smirked down at you in response before leaning in again for an open-mouthed kiss. only, this time, you couldn't bring yourself to kiss back completely when two of his fingers slipped into your pussy up to his knuckles. "so fucking tight and so wet for me. baby, you're soaking." he mumbled against your lips, his thumb pressed into your clit as his fingers started a rapid scissoring motion inside of you, a silent cry falling from your mouth as you threw your head back onto the tree behind you. your body writhed around, only serving to help push his thick fingers deeper inside as he fucked them into you, his thumb on your clit relentless in its quick back and forth motion.

and through it all, there johnny was taking it you all in. enjoying every second of it with his bottom lip between his teeth. the fingers inside of you suddenly curled up and your walls instinctively clamped down around the digits as they brushed against that spot along your walls that had your toes curling up in your shoes. "wait, wait, wait." your words came stumbling out as your body tensed up, the familiar sensation in your stomach tightening up at an alarming rate but his fingers kept going, even seemingly picking up pace. "gonna cum already?" johnny asked, tauntingly. he could see it in the way that your hips bucked up sporadically, fucking yourself on his fingers, as your eyes screwed shut tightly and your body grew rigid as if you were trying to-

"do not hold back," he ordered, his fingers now thrusting up with a newfound vigor, being pressed into your g-spot repeatedly. "you can cum, i promise it won't be the last."

your eyes snapped open, the muscles in your thighs twitching, and you grabbed ahold of his shoulders for support as you didn't trust your legs to hold up for much longer. "look at me." he said, his free hand coming up to wrap around your throat again, tilting your head up until your half-hooded eyes met his darkened ones. "i said look at me... god, you're so gorgeous. want you to cum for me so bad, baby. you can do it." he cooed while egging you on. the sensations were becoming too much, his fingers fucking you while his thumb pressed into your now throbbing clit and the thing that pushed you over the edge being his hand squeezing tightly around your throat. your pussy fluttered around him as you let out a string of curse words and a wanton moan, body jerking and shaking as you came around his digits.

"that's it... good fucking girl." johnny breathed out, his fingers not letting up, still deep inside of you, while his thumb continued to work you through your orgasm. he pulled them out altogether once you were done, a shiver raking your body from the after shock and the lack of fullness, and he put his fingers into his mouth to suck them clean. you could only watch on with a blissed out expression and slight amusement while you caught your breath. it wasn't new for johnny to make you cum more than once but this time in particular it happened almost embarrassingly fast. almost, if you actually gave a fuck.

while he was preoccupied, and once your body was finally calmed down, you placed a hand over the bulge in the front of his own sweatpants and gave it a firm squeeze. "already?" johnny asked incredulously with a raise of his eyebrow, teasing tone evident in his voice but you couldn't mistake the shake in it. you gave his dick another squeeze, a grunt being heard above you now. "yeah, already." you replied, hooking your thumbs into the side of his sweatpants and his briefs before tugging them hastily down on his thigh enough to where his dick sprang free. you lowered your head down a bit, hovering over his dick in your hands, before opening your mouth to let a collection of spit fall onto it. he moaned out as you let the spit run down the length of his dick before stroking from the base to the tip, rubbing it into his slit.

"you don't have to do that.." johnny says, feeling himself twitch in your grasp at the lewd sight. your eyes flickered towards his own and you locked eyes together. with his attention fully on you, you opened your mouth again while remaining eye contact and let another trail of spit travel from your mouth to his tip. "okay... but i want to." you said, your tongue running flat along the swollen head.

your mouth wrapped around it fully now, tongue flicking over his slit in a languid motion, as his body tensed up. "fuuuck." was all he could utter out, one of his large hands coming down to rest on the top of your head. your eyes fluttered as you looked up at him through your eyelashes, cheeks hollowing as you as you sucked on his head earnestly. "you're so fucking pretty like this," he said after a hitch of his breath, "pretty lips wrapped around me so well. you're so good at this baby, keep going."

this encouraged you to speed up the motion of your hand and began bobbing your head more, your throat opening up to allow more of his dick inside as your hand started a twisting motion around his tip. johnny's once gentle hands were now carded through your hair, gripping at the roots in a harsh tug that had your scalp stinging and your body vibrating. you moaned, swallowing around his dick, and he instinctively started to fuck your mouth in slow, shallow thrusts. this made your thighs press together tightly with a familiar need, suddenly remembering the feeling of the last orgasm that you had. this doesn't go unnoticed by him and he thrusts sharply making you gag before holding your head in place by your chin, the tip of your nose brushing against his happy trail as you deep-throated him. "you like sucking my dick that much that you can get off to it? f-fuck, that's so hot." he said with a shudder, letting your chin go so you could remove yourself from his dick and take several breaths.

johnny was tempted to push back into your mouth, already wanting to feel your tongue working around him again, but the sudden sound of footsteps made him freeze up. "get up." he said suddenly, pulling you up by your arm while your eyebrows knitted in confusion. "wha-" you had started until he placed a hand firmly against your mouth and shuffled the two of you behind the large tree behind you quickly. it was then that you had heard the footsteps approaching as well and you almost stopped breathing, suddenly too aware of how exposed you two were. and to makes things worse, it seemed the pair of feet stopped a few feet away from you by the same picnic tables.

"you gotta be kidding," johnny whispered with a roll of his eyes, clearly irritated by the interruption, "who comes to this part of the park this late?" he questioned to himself and you couldn't help but shake your head trying not to let out a laugh considering what you were just doing. you tugged at his hand for him to remove it from your mouth and he obliged. "yeah, i wonder... should we leave?" you asked quietly and he quickly peeked around the tree at the two, leisurely stretching their legs as they chatted to one another. "well, we can't exactly leave without them noticing us but if you want to..." he answered, starting to slowly tuck himself back into his sweatpants when your hand grasped his wrist stopping him. "w-what if i don't? what if we don't stop?" you said quickly, avoiding his gaze now but you could still feel his eyes burning into you. and you could almost hear the smirk in his voice as he said "then turn around and bend over for me."

you slowly followed his instruction, trying to make as little noise as possible, until you were met with the bark of the tree. you could hear him shuffling behind you a bit and you curiously turned your head to look at him only for him to let out a "tsk" as his hand moved your chin to face the tree again. "someone has to keep watch and make sure we don't get caught." johnny said, his hand now smoothing over your back to make your body lower as you arched into him. "fuck, yeah, stay just like that. remember to keep your eyes forward." he added, giving his dick a couple of strokes as he used the other hand to knead the flesh of your ass firmly. his thumb lowered to your pussy, parting your lips lips a bit, before languidly rubbing the slit with the his tip. you bit down hard on your bottom lip to force yourself not to whimper as loudly as he prodded at your entrance before slowly sinking in. not that he didn't think you could take it- he just knew exactly what to do to drive you crazy, to keep you wanting more. everything he did to your body was with with a purpose, right now being no different than any time.

johnny bottomed out inside of you, sharp hips connecting to the cheeks of your ass as he let out a sigh of content. despite your body already feeling like it was about to give out, you willed yourself to take a peek around the tree to see if the people were still there. unfortunately, they had even took a seat to take a rest now as they continued to talk idly and you felt a little bit nervous as risky as this already was. pulling you out of your thoughts instantly, however, johnny pulled back before sharply thrusting forward again making you let out a small yelp and you immediately slapped a hand over your mouth. it had to have been loud enough because in your peripheral their heads had turned towards the direction of the tree briefly and you moved your head away just in time so they didn't see you.. "johnny!" you hissed, trying to make yourself sound threatening but it sounded more like a plea. he let out a low chuckle, bending forward so his chest was now pressed against your back making his dick now press impossibly deep inside of your pussy. your knees buckled together growing weak but he put an arm around your mid-section to keep you hoisted up.

"all you have to do is be quiet, what's so hard about that?" johnny said directly into your ear with a growl as he rutted into you. the conversation of the people seemed to have continued on as they opted to ignore the noise and you were very grateful for it. "you must really want to get caught. is that it? you want someone to catch you getting fucked like a slutty little bitch, out in the open?" he rasped, the degrading words making your walls clench down on him hard as you swallowed thickly. he was so deep inside of you, stretching you out to the point where you felt like you'd be split open and you had to force your head not to drop down just in case you still needed to play look-out. "n-no, don't wanna get caught..." you tried to protest, a little moan slipping out once he stood up again and his rutting turned into more powerful thrusts now. the sound of skin slapping against skin was undeniable and your face couldn't help but heat up in embarrassment at the fact that the people around the tree that covered you would know exactly what was going on. you could hear the pregnant pause in conversation, most likely listening in closely to make out what noises they were hearing, and your body tensed up as you held your breath.

johnny was too lost in you to care now, only worried about the way your pussy gripped him and kept pulling him in as he pulled out and thrusted back into you again. the way you tried to hold back every sound he was coaxing out of you only made him want to fuck it out of you more. maybe this was a kink of his, amongst other things, as he recalls your question from earlier. footsteps could be heard from around the tree again and johnny paused for a moment until he realized that they seemed to be going in the opposite direction from their location and away from the two of you. "they definitely heard you, you know," he sneered, "there's no way they couldn't have." he gripped your hips tightly as he started back up thrusting into you harder and you finally let out a loud, drawn out moan. "even now you can't shut the fuck up. so whiny. here, make yourself useful." he said, pressing his fingers past your lips and into your mouth and you eagerly began sucking on them, stifling all of the sounds you were making. once they were slick enough, he removed them from your mouth with a wet and audible 'pop' before bringing them down and slapping them against your clit hard.

your head pressed into the tree as you tried to grip it with your hands to the best of your ability, using it as some type of support as you fucked your self back onto him. "please, please, please, please, please." you babbled in repetition, still sensitive from earlier and now even more aroused with almost getting caught, the lewd squelching of your bodies connecting being the evidence of that. you didn't even know what you were pleading for but, in response, johnny quickened the pace of his thrusts to a piston as his fingers rubbed, and slapped, and rolled against your clit in quick succession.

it came without warning this time, your orgasm violently causing your body to twitch and your pussy to flutter and clamp down on johnny's dick with a vice grip. and with his hand still working your clit and him pounding into you, the feeling was prolonged, tears brimming your eyes at the overstimulation. "tell me where to cum." he groaned, clearly reaching his breaking point as his thrusts began to slow and get sloppy. you threw your head back before turning your head to look at him behind you, the fucked out expression on your face causing him to reel. "inside, johnny. please cum in me." your words slurred together, feeling drunk on just the feeling of him still filling you up.

he grunted, eyebrows furrowing as his own body tensed up at your request. "whatever you want." he moaned out, a few more hard thrusts into your dripping pussy before he stilled deep inside of you with his dick twitching. you moaned out softly, feeling the warmth spread into your lower abdomen and seep out a bit once he dragged himself out of your pussy slowly. the two of you didn't waste much time after that to pull your pants back on, fixing yourselves before hurriedly making your way back through the park and out of the gate as quick as your wobbly legs could take you.

once you were back at your car, you turned to him and shook your head in slight disbelief. "on a scale of 1 to 10, how wild was that of us to do?" you asked. johnny ran a hand through his hair, shooting you a smile that glinted with mischief. "i don't know but we definitely have to do that again." he answered with a quirk of his eyebrow, making you roll your eyes. "you're a freak, you know that?" you scoffed light-heartedly as you made your way to the driver side of your car. "but i'm your freak," he retorted back quickly, the statement making you nearly freeze in place and want to squirm from the mere implication of said words. "plus, what are best friends for?".

surely not anything like this.

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#??? would this even be considered a drabble girl idk #also sorry this is so late at night but my sense of time is not real so i actually don't care!#johnny suh x reader #johnny x reader #nct #nct fics #nct 127 #kpop fics #kpop #smut #pwp #fwb au #reader insert #johnny suh #drabble #drabbles #fanfic

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pixla · 3 years

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Love letter

Tommy Slater x nb!reader

Summary: you find an anonymous love letter and assume it’s from Kurt

Word count: 1.4K

Warnings: confession, fluff, kissing, (light) drug use, very undedited (tell me if there’s anymore)

(Btw cindy and Tommy are not and have not dated in this au)

You look down at the cream envelope in your hands. You had found it tucked under your pillow after returning from the mess hall for dinner.

You smile giddily to yourself, tearing open the seal of the envelope carefully. Your mind flutters with the image of a familiar face as you read the words that were written about you.

Alice walked over to your bunk leaning over the piece of paper you held on your hands. She scoffed, sitting beside you, causing the bed to creak. “Is that a fucking love letter?! Who the fuck still writes love letters over the age of Twelve?!”

“Hey!” You ellbow her in the side to shut her up. “I actually find it quite sweet.”

“Shut up and read it all ready! I wanna know what this little stalker you have has to say about you.” Alice whined.

You began.

“I don’t really know how to start this letter but I really need to get this off my chest. Y/N, you are so fucking perfect. I remember the first time you introduced yourself to me. I think about the way you looked at me that day. The way your-“

“blah blah blah.” Alice interrupted. “This is surprisingly really fucking boring, just get to the good shit!”

You groaned. “If you feel the same way, you’ll know who this is from.”

“Ooooooo.” Alice whistled. “Wellllll, who do you think it is?!”

You stared at her with a particular look that set off a switch in her brain as it finally clicked. “KURT?! Shit! I mean it makes sense..”

“There’s nobody else it could be, right? I always catch him staring and he’ll take any opportunity to talk to me so I guess it has to be him.” You hypothesise.

“Well, what are you gonna do about it, you gonna try and get in his pants?” Alice half jokes, raising her eyebrow at you.

“I don’t know, I always thought he was kind of a dick but this letter, this letter is different.”

“Welp, whatever you think.” Alice said, shrugging her shoulders, not judging you at all.

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You awoke to the feeling of someone’s hand on your shoulder, shaking you. You jump slightly only to realise it was Alice, of course it was Alice. “Wake up sleepy head, you’re gonna miss the most important meal of the day!” She said sarcastically.

Pulling your body from the bed, you sat there arching your back, cracking it as you yawned. “Fuck I feel like slept for the entire summer.”

“You practically did, I thought you were dead it was so hard to wake you up.”

You both chuckle as you quickly slip into a pair denim shorts, paring it with the white tank you were already wearing.

“Sooo.” Alice began as you both walked in the direction of the mess haul. “About this ‘Kurt’ guy.”

You sighed, rubbing your temples as you had completely forgotten about the whole secret admirer situation. “Idk, I guess I’ll just confront him?”

“What no way,” she snickered, “you’ve gotta be subtle. Flirt! Play with your hair like in the movies even!”

Walking into the haul, Arnie immediately walks up to the both of you, swinging his arm around Alice. “Soo, Y/N I’ve heard about this mystery lover boy of yours hmmm..”

You roll your eyes at Alice who’s wearing a guilty grin over the fact that she’s basically already told half of the camp.

“Y’know, I think it might be Gary.” Arnie says with zero sarcasm.

After grabbing breakfast, you follow Alice and Arnie over to a table situated on the right, in the back of the haul where Cindy Berman, Tommy Slater, Joan and Gary sit.

You sit yourself down next to Tommy smiling at him before dropping your food tray on the table next to his. He looks at you, “so um, Y/N, any uh le- I mean-“ He stumbles over his words slightly running his fingers through his hair.

You look over at Alice immediately. “Really, him too?”

She raises her hands. “Uh! No actually!”

You look at Tommy confused, about to question him before Arnie raises his hand in defeat. “No, um that was me actually.” You sigh, somehow not surprised. Everyone laughs including Joan despite her probably being too high to even know what was going on.

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You sat on the edge of your bed contemplating to yourself. “Okay, fuck it! Tonight I’m gonna make my move on kurt.

“Got fucking finally.” Alice groans, jumping onto her bed, sighing.

“You know tonight at the bonfire, I’m just gonna go over to him and just tell him how I feel!” You say standing up in revelation.

“Well better get yourself all dolled up and pretty for little old kurt, the suns already starting to fall.” Alice smirks.

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Strutting from your cabin, you feel like a whole new person, confident and ready to finally confront your feelings.

You look around as you near the bonfire, looking for kurt. You spot him in a large group of people, typical for someone as popular as him.

You walk in Kurt’s direction, looking at him as he laughs and jokes with his circle of friends as he takes sips from the coke can he’s holding. “Hey kurt.” He turns to you. “Oh hey Y/N…um what you up to?” He laughs awkwardly. You brush a loose strand of hair from your face. “So I got your letter… I thought what you wrote was super, like super sweet and I think I feel the same way.”

He laughs confused looking back at his friends, signalling to them that he’ll only be a second. “yeah I don’t know about any letter.” Your face drops as he looks at you as though you're insane. “But like if you're looking to y’know I could probably free up my schedule I don’t know, um maybe tomorrow?”

Your face drops. “Yeah…nevermind...” You U turn in the opposite direction as Kurt shrugs your strange behaviour off, redirecting his attention back to his friends.

You walk back to Alice and your group of friends with fear shining bright in your eyes. You grap Alice’s shoulder pulling her out of her conversation with Arnie and Joan.

“Yo what’s wrong?!” She questions as you pull her away. “Wrong. Fucking. Guy.”

“Wait so it’s not Kurt? Then who the fuck is it?” She asks just as confused as you.

You ponder for a second and then it hits you. Tommy. Fucking. Slater. “Where’s Tommy?” You ask Alice hastily, grabbing her shoulder again.

“Um I don’t know, he said he was going to the outhouse, why do you need to know anyways?!” Alice stood there stunned as you ran off before you answer any of her questions.

How could you possibly be so stupid. It was always him. It was so obvious. Out of anyone it was always him who would come to your aid, to help you when you got stuck with cleaning the mess haul or outhouse. Or when you seemed down, he would always be the first after Alice to ask what was wrong.

Running as fast as you could, you prayed that he’d forgive you. Your mind was occupied when you failed to notice a pothole that hooked your foot causing you to tumble to the ground. “Fuck!” You look down at your now muddied hands.

“Hey are you okay?” You look up.

“Tommy?”

He smiles, holding a hand out to you, helping lift your weight. “I’m so, so sorry Tommy. I should’ve known it was you but I was too stupid to realise.” You begged, praying he wouldn’t hate you.

“Hey, hey don’t say that about yourself. This was all my fault, I shouldn’t of left you that cryptic note like I pussy, I should’ve just told you.” He looked at you. “I hope you can forgive me.”

You reached your hand up, grabbing the collar of his shirt, pulling him in. Breaking the distance, you brought your lips together in a kiss. “I really like you Tommy.” You say softly between kisses. He snakes his arm around you waist pulling you in closer, “you are so perfect.”

#tommy slater x reader #tommy slater #fear street 1666 #fear street 1978 #fear street 1994 #fear street #fear street x reader #simon kalivoda x reader #simon kalivoda

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creepytoes88 · 3 years

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His cumslut

Letting Vinnie do basically whatever he wants tends to benefit me more then most people might think. My best friends are always saying I’m gonna regret letting him go to whatever party or anyone's house. They say he’s a hypocrite because he always has tabs on where I'm at and who I'm with honesty it does get annoying at times but he can't help that he has trust issues. I knew what I was getting into when I said yes to being his girlfriend he has had a bad past with every girlfriend he's had, all of them have cheated and every girl he got with outside of a relationship just uses him. He was very clear on how he feels about unnecessarily revealing clothes “Wear what you want but if I have to kill a guy tonight I'm punishing you when we get home.”

A very common phase he uses but that's the worst of it I don't mind telling him who I'm with or where I am, I never ask him where he is because because I know he won't go looking around anywhere else. I've explained this to them a thousand times “Well tell us why your so confident he won't cheat” I blush slightly and shrug “YOU DO THIS EVERYTIME” I look down “it’s personal” they look at each other and laugh “tell us you prude” I chuckle slightly “promise no Judgement or making fun of me!” they both hold out their pinkeys and nod “wellllll...I let him do whatever he wants-” kay laughs “Yea we know” I look down “i mean anything” I slowly look back up “what he says goes.... Don't wear clothes for the rest of the week.....suddenly I'm busy all week” they look at me dumbfounded “of course there are exceptions but I let him have complete control with the sexual side of the relationship.” I say with a small smile “and he's good at it too” they look at each other and look back at me before busting out in laughter, “no wonder your not worried...your his sex slave” I tilt my head Vinnie had never used that term with me, I grew up with Vinnie me and him went to school together we weren't close till middle school we decided in freshman that we would be best as friends. The second week him and I were in LA we went to a party and ended up hooking up I was a virgin, and I thought it was gonna ruin everything but to my surprise, we just kept getting more and more serious.

After 5 months of living in the sway house, we moved out into our little house, our sex life completely changed when we no longer had people living with us. Vinnie told me his sexual dreams of having me whenever he damn well pleased and having me wear things he likes. Vinnie makes jokes about it but in real life I'm only allowed to call him Vinnie if we're in public inside the house his name is Daddy and that alone. The first time we had a fight in the house I called him by his name and he simply picked me up threw me over the couch, he edged me for hours when he finally let me release the power of it made me faint for a minute scaring the the absolute shit out of Vinnie. ”Honestly your not wrong...he’s never called me that but I guess your kinda right” they are quite for a second so I look at them “what” they look at each other before kay takes a deep breath “are you happy though, Outside of the sex he not controlling or pushy?” I smile “oh he's perfect and so sweet to me honestly I'm more worried of hurting his feelings.” I feel my phone vibrant and then Vinnie’s ring tone I answer quickly wondering why he didn't face time me or text me “hey bab-” I hear him breathing deeply “whats wrong?” I ask with worry “I really need you to head home now baby I’ve had a very long day and I need to release some tension.”

I feel shivers go down my spine and I feel myself already starting to get wet I let out a fake sigh “alright Vinnie if it’s that important I’ll be home in 10 minutes” hoping the girls won’t think it’s about something dirty. Vinnie lets out a chuckle “they are still giving you shit about me?” I laugh “I’ll be home soon I love you” I hung up and give the girls an apologetic face “girls I’m-“ they laugh and stand up “it’s okay Y/n we don’t want him to throw a tantrum because your not naked when you get there” I gasp turning around seeing their playful faces “you guys are ridiculous.” We all laugh as we go separate ways, I get in my car rushing home I want to beat him to the house so I can keep the plan of being naked. The second I step in the house I start stripping and then as I’m about to pull my skirt off I hear a door slam. I gasp and rush upstairs flinging my clothes off just leaving them there. I hear the Door open then slam shut I jump on the bed quickly, I place my head and chest against the bed my ass in the air. I spread my legs as far as possible trying to calm my breathing my heart is basically beating out of my chest as I wait for him patiently.

Vinnie's POV

I pull in to the house and shut off the car taking a deep breath ”Vinnie it's not Y/n’s fault that Justin is a dumbass” I say to myself getting out of the car I slam the door releasing as much anger as possible before going in the house to my beautiful wife to be. I will marry this woman she's everything I've ever wanted or needed but now isn't the time for marriage or at least that's what I keep telling myself walking in to the house and slamming that door too I am already kinda feeling better I'm still fucking pissed but I'm not raging anymore I toss my keys into the bowl and take off my shoes seeing hers just tossed to the side unlike usual. I walking into the living room to see her shirt and bra on the floor I smirk and walk up to the stairs seeing her skirt and her panties along with her socks right outside the closed door. “Hello my love-” I walk in to see her bent over with her ass in the air, her beautiful flower on full display along with her cute little button. The sight takes my breath away I can see her arousal dripping down her legs “well aren't you just the prettiest view.”

I see her wiggle her squishy cheeks making me laugh a little “wanna give Daddy a little dance show princess?” I was kidding but my baby never disappoints she immediately started to shake her butt to an imaginary song I watch with my mouth open a little I truly didn't know she was capable of dancing that way. I watch in awe as she began to make her ass clap (as one does💀) I grunt as I feel my dick become impossibly hard I began to take my clothes off as I pull down my boxers. My cock slaps against my lower stomach making my stomach twist I grab ahold of it watching as large amounts of pre-cum slip out. I swiping my tip letting out a little grunt, I hear her call my name I look up at her to see her look at me from between her legs “can I help?” she asks as she bites her lip. I immediately let go and I feel another large amount of pre-cum drip down my staff again making me blush slightly no one makes me as horny as she does.

Y/n’s POV

I jump up from my spot I roll off the bed dropping to my knees in front of him I take both my hands and intertwine them with his big warm hands. First I lick up the line of pre-cum that's made its way to his balls all the way back to his tip before sinking down till he hit the back of my throat. Vinnie lets out a gasp rocking his hips against my face pushing the rest of his cock down my throat a gag comes out as a result but I continue to bob my head and suck I pull my head off taking a breath or two before opening back up and taking him all the way till my nose is pushed against his naval. The prickly hair tickling my nose I let out a small giggle “Oh fuck what was that” Vinnie moans above me and he grabs the back of my head by my hair in a fist “I'm gonna fuck your throat baby are you ready?” I nod my head best I can with his thick and long cock stuffed in my throat and blocking my airway. He pulls back till his tip is almost out before thrusting back in a popping and gagging sound come from my throat and my eyes rolls to the back of my head. I never thought I would get so much pleasure from giving a man head in my life but something about his taste and the feeling of him stuffing my throat that I just can't get enough of. Once I spent a whole day just sucking his dick he came in my mouth and down my throat too many times to count I had a little stomach bulge after and it kinda looked like a food baby. I remember Vinnie asked if that meant I was technically carrying his children now I smile slightly at the memory but I'm brought back to reality when I hear him calling my name “oh fuckfuckfuck” he pushes his cock as far down my throat as possible “Shit Y/n fuck baby!” shooting a long, and hot load down my throat I grab his hips gargling my throat around his cock making him jump and try to pull away as he continues to cum down my throat. He succeeded in pulling out and the last little bit of cum landing on my tongue “mmmm Daddy you taste so good” I say licking my lips I use my finger to the the rest off my chin and off his tummy I look in his eyes at I take the finger and put in my mouth moaning at the taste again. “Fuck Princess you enjoy that way to much don't you think?” he laughs as he lays down on the bed “my balls hurt” he laughs I crawl back on top of him kissing his cheeks and finally his lips “you taste so good though Daddy, I just can't get enough of you.” I run my hands threw his hair “give me like 10 minutes and ill make you feel so good baby” he says as he kissed my neck I sit beside him rubbing his god like body (somebody said something about licking his biceps in the comments as I kinda like that idea so enjoy)

I run my hands over his shoulders and down his arms admiring his gorgeous skin I feel the need to worship him show him just how much of a slave for him I am he doesn't need to tell me I'm his slave, I already know I am and I'm gonna show him. “Mmm Daddy let me worship you” I whine as I began to kiss his chest and shoulders I run my hands up and down his toned stomach I began to kitten lick his hard muscles sucking little hickeys while I'm at it. “Fuck Princess what did you say” I start to kiss and lick his abs my hands rubbing his hard thighs pulling away I say “when I was at lunch with the girls I finally told them the truth about why I trust you so much they called me your sex slave.” I stop and begin to leave hickeys all over his hips and sex lines his hard cock brushing my cheeks and chin “I thought about it and I agree and honestly I wouldn't have it any other way” I lean down kissing his lips “oh princess I'm gonna make you more then just my sex slave” I sinister smile runs across his face and gleam appears in his eyes “I'm gonna make you my cumslut and your gonna beg for my cum....well everywhere if I have it my way.” he says looking in my eyes I feel a blush run on my cheeks and an excited shiver run down my back “you know you'll have it your way Daddy that my job right?” I say with a cute smile tilting my head trying to look innocent Vinnie let's put a dark chuckle “I can't wait to ruin you and really turn you into my cumslut” he pulls me down before flipping us over so he's on top “you won't be able to think about anything else except the way it feels for me to cum in your beautiful body” that sentence sent a violent shiver down my spine, I just got on birth control a little over 2 weeks ago but we haven't had raw sex quite yet mostly because we wanted to be sure the birth control is in full effect before taking the chance. (let's pretend you can't get pregnant on birth control at all lmao) I guess now is better than never “please Daddy make me your cum slut” I whine hooking my leg around his hip running my hands threw his hair.

Vinnie’s POV

My poor little bunny had no idea what she was doing to me as far as she's concerned these are just words flying out of her mouth but to me they are her words of true love and true trust. She trusts me enough to control her body and soon her mind, once she falls into the state of a cumslut I know she won't be able to control her body or her mind hopefully she feels relaxed in that state. The last thing I would want is for her to have a bad experience with me being the one in charge. I push my head into her neck running my staff between her slick lips a small moan falls from her lips “thank you, baby, I won't disappoint you I promise.” I kiss her lips once more before grabbing ahold of both of her legs pushing my spongy tip into her entrance the feeling completely different from when I have a condom on I let out a low gasp. Goosebumps pop up on my skin and a shiver runs down my spine as I pull out a light popping noise is made “UGH FUCK YOUR SO TIGHT” I let out a loud moan throwing my head back. I look back down seeing my sweet girl looking back up at me with wide innocent eyes and her mouth slightly open her hands hold tight onto my shoulders without even thinking I push inside of her both of us moaning as her wet walls fluttering around my dick about sending me into orbit I quickly bottom out letting out a grunt using my free hand to move her hair out of her face “F-fuck Daddy please I want you to use me” I began to jackhammer into her feeling her wall pulse around me her loud moans filling my ears as I pick up her legs pushing them into her shoulders feeling myself go further inside of her “Da-DADDY” I chuckle “what baby is there something you want” she whines and grinds her hips into me making me go even further if that's possible. “Daddy please cum inside of me I wanna feel it” Her little body was shivering, I feel my balls tighten so I began to rapidly pound inside of her “OH YESSS IM CUMMMING” she yells out thrusting her hips up. I grunt pushing as far into her as I can releasing deep inside of her, I look down to see her tense and shivering “you ok bunny,” I ask slightly worried “i-so um I-please” I look at her slightly confused “what baby?” I say with a little laugh I see her open her eyes a little before spreading her legs again “more please.” she whines out I drop my mouth open at my cute little whiney mess “oh princess you have no clue what you just did”

I have other things coming but should I make a part 2 to this

#vinnie #vinnie hacker #vinnie hacker imagines #vinnie hacker smut #vinnie hacker x reader #Sway #Swayboys #sway gaming #swaygaming #swayla #swayhouse #hypehouse #thehypehouse #hypehousesmut #Smut #smut imagine #smut imagines #dirty imagines #imagine

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luna-jaden-shadow · 3 years

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Oblivious

Request - Ok bish, I got some fun ones for you. So. You know the thing with the UA traitor? Wellllll how about a Bakugou x reader where the reader confronted the traitor first and got absolutely destroyed and since she’s not there for multiple days people start to think she’s the traitor until Aizawa comes in and says “oh yeah forgot to mention but your classmate is in the hospital” and Bakugou has that moment of like oh shit. She might die

Fluff & Angst

Warning - Anime Spoilers, Injury, Cursing,

Pairing - Bakugou X Fem!Reader

For the sake of the story the reader’s quirk is explosion gas (like the zippleback from httyd)

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Where is she?

Bakugou can’t help but wonder as he walks into the classroom, staring at your desk that rests beside his. This marks a week that you weren’t here before him, or at all for that matter. Every other day in the school year you made it your goal to beat him to the classroom, something about soaking up the good energy before he trashed it. That had him nearly kicking your ass. Naturally due to your quirk similarities the two of you gravitated towards each other out of pure curiosity over the school year.

A few whispers fill the classroom as he takes his seat, feet kicked up on the desk top just for the sake of getting something out of Iida today. He glances down to his phone, still waiting for some kind of message from you but still find nothing but spam memes from Kaminari and Kirishima who smicker when they notice him looking at it. Surely if something bad happened you would tell him, right?

She’s probably sick.

He comes to the conclusion, setting down his phone on the desk. It’s a logical reason for you to not be in. You’re just too sick to get out of bed and show up, and to message him, and to answer his calls. He’s just convincing himself at this point. Things around the school have been hard since the attack on the camp and since he was kidnapped. Everyone’s currently in the process of moving out of home and into the dorms at UA.

Rumors about a traitor have been floating around the school when it was pointed out that no one but a select few knew about where the camp was. “What if she was the traitor and she was caught?” Came the questioning voice of Mineta, catching Bakugou’s attention. The blond looks over his shoulder at the purple perv that he’d give anything to punt out of the room. In frustration his palms crackle, a venting method when he gets worked up. “I mean she’s not here right? And I’m pretty sure they were talking about cracking down on the traitor.” A few students mutter in agreement with the short grape.

She can’t be a traitor.

Bakugou growls, slamming his hands on the table top, the soft cracking of his palms is muffled by the hard surface. The room falls quiet at his outburst, looking towards the explosive blond. Red eyes scan over the room, catching with the few people who know you personally who had been trying to argue with the point that Mineta had brought up. “Y/n’s not a traitor.” He snaps, glaring harshly at Mineta, who shrinks easily under his gaze.

For just a moment, his eyes meet the green ones of Deku, who nods in agreement, not wanting to stir up the agitated teen. “He’s right, she’s not. Why else would she have gone with us to rescue him?” The memory pulls at his mind of when he saw the rag tag group and their half-assed way of rescuing him.

The door to the class opens and Aizawa walks in, pausing to observe the tension that the class is basically suffocating in. His eyes lock on Bakugou, who’s still standing with his hands pressed to the desk. “Bakugou, sit down.” He instructs, taking his place at the front of the room. The rest of the students follow suit and take their seats, keeping quiet in front of the underground hero. He squints at the class, trying to figure out what’s wrong before his eyes latch onto the empty seat at the front of the class then back at the class.

The students watch him, confusion written on their faces when he sighs, pushing a strand of hair back out of his face. Iida raises his hand on the other side of the room, “if everything okay Mr. Aizawa?” He questions when called on by the teacher. The attention for a moment shifts to Iida then back to their overly tired teacher.

Aizawa rubs his eye, looking down at the paper on the podium. “As you all have heard UA has been cracking down on a traitor in the school.” He starts, clearly reading off of the paper. “A student here at UA that you all know as Y/n L/n has been hand selected to help in this investigation.” Glances are shared among the students, a few pointed glares at those who had accused you of being the traitor. “This investigation proved successful in locating the traitor.” He looks up from the paper, gesturing to the empty desk. “As you can see Y/n is not here and has not been here for the last week. We wanted to get all the details before saying anything but she go into a fight with the traitor when accusing them and is currently being treated at the hospital.”

Bakugou felt his heart skip a beat and stop completely, his burning gaze flickering to your unoccupied desk. While he knew you couldn’t have been the traitor the truth seemed to hurt a little more. Knowing that you were hurt and couldn’t reach out about it was unnerving and made him anxious about your well-being. “Can we see her?” It was Kaminari who voiced the question plaguing Bakugou’s mind.

Aizawa observes the class, taking note of the student’s reactions to the news, he knew it would hit the class. “On your own time. She’s only taking one person at a time. She made it clear that before anyone she would like to see Bakugou. I believe her words were ‘there’s too much good energy’.” A smile pulls at Bakugou’s face, which he masks with the click of his tongue.

After school Bakugou didn’t bother wasting any time, making a b-line to the hospital where you were. He’s lead up to your room though for a minute he just stands outside the door, unable to knock in the fear of what you might look like at the moment. Were you badly injured? Covered in bandages that leaves you looking like Aizawa after the USJ attack?

Taking in a deep breath, Bakugou reaches up and knocks on the door. A soft, “come in” can be heard front he other side, prompting him to opening the door. There, sitting in the hospital bed is you, smiling at him with a wave of a bandaged up arm. “Hey Kat!” Bakugou closes the door behind him before walking over to the bed. “Sorry about not texting, kinda broke my phone.” You give a shy smile, watching as he stops right at the side of your bed. “You okay Kat?”

Bakugou stares at you, tracing the bandages on you with his eyes before sighing. “You had me worried idiot.” He flicks your forehead, watching you scrunch up your face in reaction and lean back in the bed. “Thought you were sick and dying.” He admits, watching you smile gesturing for him to sit down in the chair beside your bed.

You gasp, placing your hand over your chest with a smirk. “Is the Katsuki Bakugou concerned about me?” You lean over a bit, watching him scoff and push you back with his hand on your forehead. “Joking. Joking.” You raise your hands in defense. “I’m sorry I couldn’t tell you.” You say after a few moments of silence between you two.

Bakugou stares at you for a moment before shaking his head. “It’s fine. Just. Maybe at least clue me in.” You smile, nodding as he sets his hand on your covered leg. It was moments like these that he lives for, the moments behind closed doors with just the two of you. That’s how he knew you weren’t the traitor.

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