oh btw just in case nobody ever told you. just because your life looks different than you thought it would doesn't mean that your life is bad or wrong or disappointing or less than. sometimes things aren't good or bad. sometimes they're just different
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this might be a hot take but i actually don’t think humans were meant to know what is going on in everyone’s lives all over the world every second of the day and constantly be available for conversations or collaborations or call-ins for work and texts and phone calls and social media posts without end. i think we were supposed to just help the people around us and spend time with our family and friends and eat yummy bread and berries and relax
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Yes, yes, Sanji letting Zoro help in the kitchen by letting him chop vegetables because he's good with pointy objects.
BUT. Have you considered?
They live in a world without most electrical appliances. A FUCKTON of physical labor goes into baking (and keep in mind how often Sanji bakes treats for the girls).
Sanji being tired (physically) and not feeling like taking 10 min to whip whipped cream. Being tired (mentally) of Zoro making fun of him for never working out. Sanji saying "fuck it" and just starts putting him to work.
The foccacia dough needs to be kneaded? "Have fun working a sticky mess for 20 minutes, asshole"
Need meringue? "No, STIFF peaks marimo. Don't tell me you're wimping out already"
"Are you even TRYING to flatten that steak Marimo?"
"Yes, it needs whipped cream. YES, I know you just made some yesterday. We need more"
Zoro's shoulders are burning but he's trying SO HARD not to lose face with the cook and meanwhile Sanji is silently losing it at Zoro's shock that cooking can in fact be a workout
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Something something, Sanji has been starving his whole life
Heavily inspired by this post which altered my brain chemistry and ruined my day: https://www.tumblr.com/an-au-blog/740792358113804289/no-because-imagine-while-they-bicker-like-usual
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Canon GO things that are important & should be talked abt more
- crowley miracles his clothes on so he never actually wears clothes
- aziraphale just causally has a gun in his bookshop what the hell is up w that
- Crowleys favorite TV show is the golden girls
- Literally everyone who meets azi immediately assumes that he is gay and british.
- Anathema just legit assumed that crowley and aziraphale were a couple.
- Aziraphale is a doctor who fan??? This guy is a nerd lmfao
- Crowleys favorite animal is kids. What does that even mean Mr. Gaiman
- Azi calls crowley “my dear” and this is very important to me
- Shadwell thought that azi was a russian spy ???
- Crowley slept for an ENTIRE CENTURY.
- Azis tax reports are so incredibly accurate that the authorities got suspicious.
- the apology dance exists and idfk what to do with that information
- When crowley told az that he changed his name, az asked if he changed it to asmodeus. The demon of lust. Dude.
- Crowley doesnt blink a lot, and he has a tendency to hiss. And can do weird things with his tounge.
- The. The discreet gentlemans club that aziraphale joined was an actual club. And it was a gay club. He learned to gavotte at a gay club.
- early versions of the gavotte involved kissing- bro???
- AZ STARTS HIS JOURNAL ENTRIES WITH “DEAR DIARY” BRO I LOVE HIM HES SO DUMB
- THYE LIKE HOLDING HANDSSS
- Crowleh invented game shows
- CROWLEY IS A HOZIER FAN???
- Az likes abba and death cab for cutie (ofc he does)
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