#or maybe not sarcastic but

[13eyond13]

the way they're saying I need to kill you yet also hello my love all at once here lmao

#never getting over this dumb ship sorry! #Light is like #trying to be sarcastic but is actually being sincere too there #or maybe not sarcastic but #insincere? fake nice... just telling L what he thinks he'd want to hear / what other people see their relationship at school as #and yet under the fake niceness hes actually like what 'im saying is 100% true btw' #and that is proven by the story later on... #anyways!!!!! #light yagami #l lawliet #lawlight #p #death note

[lazycranberrydoodles]

they are so in love and disgusting and also sarcastic bitches. follow for more / prev comic / next comic

#i have BEEN the grossly affectionate couple in the friend group btw. maybe one more reason i love them #right off the bat after meeting they are holding hands and hugging and touching each others shoulders #xie lian even rubs hua cheng’s back to calm him down during the lang qianqiu/ qi rong scene #also #the fandom knows that xl is an essentially kind person but i’ve been paying attention to his dynamic w/ fxmq #they give each other so much shit lmao 😭 #when xl is with people he knows well and trusts he is truly so judgemental and sarcastic. #it is so funny. #can you imagine being confronted by the most powerful people in the three realms and they destroy your self esteem with dry fucking wit #feeling so insane about them currently #tgcf #art #hualian #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #hua cheng #xie lian #feng xin #digital art #my art #mxtx #comic

[boygirltreehouse]

cass cain is so emotive and I hate that so many of yall fall straight into the stoic asian woman stereotype thing because like, the only reason cass wouldn't vocalize a feeling is when she would struggle to find the word for it because she literally wasn't taught how to speak. that's so fucking upsetting. She has such big beautiful emotions, she feels so deeply about the littlest things but everytime she has trouble putting it into words she's reminded that she was conceived not to. her abuser did not have her feelings or her pain in mind, only how well she could end a life. can you fucking imagine

#cass giggles and screams over her favorite tv show #she throws herself around the room with passion bcs shes so happy about a character arc #she goes to discuss it with babs and finds herself frustrated and furious head in her hands bcs she wants to express the complexities of her #favorite character but she does not have the words yet #u guys take sm fun outta her character when u portray her as stoic and maybe a little sassy sometimes to pretend u do care abt her #shes witty shes sarcastic shes immovable in her ideals shes emotional shes irrational and immature she leaves messes everywhere and #i dunno man just treat her the way youd treat ur white male fave like shes actually a character instead of an overpowered cardboard box #batgirl #cassandra cain #thought bubbles

[statementlives]

thinking about secrets. about sarcasm. about gertrude "there's a network of secret tunnels under the archive that contain my deepest secrets" robinson and alice "i was born here and i'll die here and the universe communicates through me" dyer.

#those aren't exact quotes but you know what i mean #maybe we should take her a tad more seriously #or she's just a sarcastic queen amusing herself by being ominous #but either way #thinking #the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus archives #tma #alice dyer #gertrude robinson #mine

[ask-thesparedau]

For your Spared!Macaque au, I imagine him seeing the state of Wukong’s fur (Hasn’t been washed or groomed for 500+ years, probably still burnt from the furnace in some places, all in all, a mess) and just dying inside.

I feel like just looking at the Monkey King would make him so uncomfortable he wants to claw his own skin off. So for a while, he would try to sneakily groom Wukong and after a few weeks of that not working, he would go « f- it » and pin Wukong down and aggressively clean him. (Keep in mind that, according to the novel, Six-Ears is technically just as powerful as Wukong, considering he managed to fight toe to toe with him for however long it took for his disguise to be revealed.)

Wukong would not like having Macaque grooming him since grooming is done to other close to you, and that’s why he would push him away during the first few tries. But a few minutes after Macaque manages to hold him still and get to work, he’d probably melt into it because of how nice it would feel to have someone finally clean him after 500+ years of no physical contact. Wukong would deny it for eternity, but the grooming session was the most relaxed he would have felt since the war with heaven.

I see where you’re coming from but

Keep in mind that Macque isn’t immortal seven ways from Sunday

This AU would perish as quickly as he did :’)

#no fluff only violence #sun wukong #six eared macaque #jttw #monkey king #overly sarcastic productions #ask #shadowpeach #maybe #not ship #jttw macaque #jttw sun wukong #spared!au #spared!macaque #osp jttw #side stuff

[doctorsiren]

Part 7

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#doctorsiren #ace attorney #ace attorney au #gregory edgeworth #metis cykes #miles edgeworth #franziska von karma #trucy wright #ace attorney fanart #astro boy edgeworth au #comic #art #digital art #my art #fanart #procreate #I realized Metis and Diego would have been about the same age (maybe only a year apart) #and I was brainrotting when I wrote the script so uhh #Diego reference lmao #he’s bonding with his designated Weird Girl 😊 #something interesting: #out the 133 panels (give or take) where Greg’s face is visible #he only smiles in 12 of them (and one of those is a sarcastic/jaded smile) #whereas out of the 111 panels (give or take) where Metis’ face is visible #she smiles 47 times #idk I just thought that was interesting :)

[styona]

What a time to be alive that was, that era was nothing short of glorious. That really is a part of their so called ✨shtick✨

#he's not being sarcastic #like not at all whatsoever #ghost band #the band ghost #ghost #ghost the band #terzo #terzo my beloved #papa emeritus iii #I can only imagine what Martin would say #maybe that's the reason Tobias is talking #definitely not the fact that he's the leader of the band ofc #I mean ask stupid questions get stupid answers I guess #you can't blame him for being fed up with the same damn questions

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

"So how do we get them out?" "You don't. It's a labyrinth. The whole point is you can't get out."

The Librarians S01E03 And the Horns of a Dilemma.

#the librarians #eve baird #jenkins #rebecca romijn #john larroquette #i have a special place in my heart for season 1 grumpy sarcastic jenkins #man just wants to be left alone to do his work is all #maybe that's why i like him so much #ghostly'sgifs

[buwheal]

Can I give Spamton a hug??

#pathetic sopping wet dog wtf 😭😭 literally on the brink of just bawling at this point and still giving sass #scene change!!!! yayy!!! Now we can swap between different places occasionally. Maybe ill do more places later at some point too. #Yeah he dragged that thing all the way there lmfao #he's being sarcastic at the “good luck” part just to clarify #spamton #spamton g spamton #[you've got mail!] #i felt really bad making this one lol poor guy

[incorrectkismet17]

*Trickee and Ablaze arguing*

Hype: Mom and Dad are fighting again.

Boom: Not again.

Branch: If you two split up I’m living with dad.

Trickee and Ablaze: Shut up.

#trolls band together #trolls kismet #trolls ablaze #trolls trickee #trolls hype #trolls boom #trolls branch #they were being sarcastic maybe

[wormspoodle]

i don't even like this guy!! how did he get here!! /j

#can't believe im leo posting (sarcastic eyeroll) #in all honesty leo was my least favorite as a kid #but now i love 2003 leo what a guy #im on s4 and he's so emo but it makes sense after the whole shredder spaceship ordeal #maybe one day ill draw 2012 fanart #2012 leo is also really silly #get my boy some therapy #tmnt 2003 #rottmnt #2003 leo #rottmnt leo #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #worms doodles

[tippenfunkaport]

the existence of the Swift Wind lizard implies that the She-Ra can transform as many sacred companions as she wishes and I think this is an untapped well of comic potential

Imagine She-Ra traipsing through the forest Snow White style surrounded by woodland creatures but they all have rainbow wings and horns and love communism

#she ra accidentally creates her own hive mind #with her growing collection of animals with which she has a sacred bond #maybe this was how Mara did it #she took down the first ones with the power of her army of comic animal sidekicks #the first ones never knew what hit them #killed by the power of cuteness and sarcastic one liners #spop #adora #shera #she ra #swift wind

[bluebobatea]

if sasuke was the main character then he probably would've been a LOT more sympathised with than he is now (which is to say rarely). like the narrative wouldn't even need to change to show his pains or 'his side of the story', bc it does that plenty. it's just that he is not the main character. and idk what it is about our human minds but we tend to sympathise with main characters automatically (unless ofc you go off the rockers insane and do something like obliterate almost everyone from the planet *cough* eren yeager *cough*)

an instance that comes to my mind where this does happen is with lelouch from code geass. while i don't agree with his character motivations, people generally do sympathise with him as he is the mc and as viewers we know he isn't inherently evil. sasuke's goal towards the end is slightly similar but ofc people love to hate him so they don't even try to understand where he is coming from.

my point is, most people while engaging with the naruto story don't read between the lines and so don't see how traumatised and in pain sasuke is and hence don't understand his character motivations. heck, they don't understand a single bit about him and so they automatically hate him, as he is supposedly going against the main character's goals.

which is really sad given all that he has been through.

#there are bajillion other reasons people hate him for #honestly i have lost track of the stupid reasons i have seen people give for hating him #and sometimes they just do without any reason *not even exaggerating* unfortunately #im like yeah go on hate him. you guys obv don't have enough brain cells to comprehend his character #they never understood him. and it's not like any kind of reasoning is gonna make them change their minds #and it's not like one needs to do a deep character analysis to understand him. it's literally right there. #all you have to do is stop worshipping konoha and its militaristic policies and the people who enact said policies. #and also the people who enforce those policies while subtly hating them but can't do anything bc it's dictatorship :) #but maybe that's too much to ask of them bc that would mean they would need to question their political views #and we can't have that right bc it's all just fiction in the end right? and fiction exists in a void :) (yes I'm being sarcastic jc) #like the amt of times i have heard people say “you don't need to take this so seriously it's just fiction” #umm you do know that fiction is inspired by real life events right??? #tldr: most people throw away their brains while engaging with nart media and have zero reading comprehension skills #this turned into yet another rant T T why am i like this AAAAAAAAAAA #sasuke #uchiha sasuke #sasuke uchiha #pro sasuke #pro uchiha #anti konoha

[hanadoesstuffwrong]

We all know and love zutara's Hades & Persephone parallels. Complimentary opposites constantly being misunderstood as a captor/victim- badboy/goodgirl- edgy/sunshine trope despite significant nuances; being torn between familial and spousal devotion; ruling over their kingdom as equally powerful forces of nature... Good good stuff.

But may I humbly suggest that we have been woefully neglecting the sheer dramatic potential of taang x Eros & Psyche.

#lonely rich girl reduced to the sum of her physical traits x flighty boy of god-like power c'mon ppl #i feel there is something to be said here #the emphasis on sight and knowing somebody by their soul instead of their face?? #turns out there's some animosity between H&P and E&P fans that I was not aware of until today #like yeah there's lots of bad takes on H&P floating around and E&P deserves more attention #but there are literally two cakes ppl #stop pitting two of the only functional marriages in this mythos against eachother! #it's literally mythology there is no 'canon' stop being annoying #zutara #taang #my posts #atla #other thought im chewing on is which mythological love story works for sukka?? #Ariadne and Dionysus maybe?? #OOOOOr Atalanta and Hippomenes?!?! #was this an excuse to get out my thoughts on greek mythology discourse? maybe #eros and psyche has been my favourite greek myth for nearly the last decade and i need ppl to know #fr context i highly recommend the overly sarcastic productions videos on yt! #zuko x katara #toph x aang #in this house we love Hades & Persephone and Eros & Psyche equally thank you very much

[phoenixcatch7]

Open up

Based on this wonderful art of @puppetmaster13u for the dollhouse au!

It had been a long day, and was destined to be even longer.

The original plan had been bad enough; the league had a media conference planned for three o'clock, one that involved foreign presence and thus required pristine presentation.

Then, as all perfectly good plans that could have been left alone by the universe did, it was derailed by a villain attack or several. He said several because it seemed almost a dozen separate villains had individually had the bright idea of sabotaging the well publicised event. Though they'd failed, the accidental collaboration had done what each alone could not, and now the league was dragging themselves to base to hurriedly patch up the thankfully minor wounds and try and rush to meet the deadline.

Each league member on the list had a formal version of their usual super suit - flash's main change had been a bowtie before it met almost unanimous disapproval, and on the other end of the effort spectrum was Bruce. Not of his own will - he quite envied Flash's staunch faith in the single black bowtie - but he not only had been raised for the fast and critical world of the upper class, but was currently in a metal plated marionette held together by glue and screws and wires, which meant changing attire was more of a debacle than it would ordinarily be.

He flipped open the toolkit with the best approximation of a sigh the doll body could manage. The chest inflated and deflated, which was in fact a rather worrying sign because it wasn't supposed to be able to do that. He grabbed a screwdriver and a pit of tar glue and approached the mirror. He'd just have to go into the globally broadcast meeting stinking of sulphur... Perhaps he could borrow perfume from one of the girls, cologne combined dreadfully.

The chest cavity opened with little tugging, and he held one side in place as he attacked the bent hinges. An odd feeling, for sure. He took a hammer to the dent, imagining it was the penguin's face and praying Clark didn't decide now was the time to approach him on his self soothing metalworking hobby. He'd been entrusted with the override code for the door and Bruce was now quietly regretting that.

The chest cavity doors creaked back into place, which enabled him to finally pull out the costume change for the evening and dump it on the side.

Now for the leg, having been crushed under a tank penguin had smuggled into Gotham. It now bent the wrong way, and hiding it under his cloak had been a pain, but at least it hadn't come off -

There it went. Batman watched, almost despondent, as it toppled free of his body and crashed to the ground. The unhappy static that raced up his spine at the sight was expected - he'd be paying for the lack of care for the Patriarch Doll in nightmares tonight.

Joy.

He tipped into the nearby stool and kicked the lost limb closer with his remaining foot, squinting. Just a cracked screw and torn spring at the knee, thank goodness. He'd have it fully attached again within the hour.

But he was pretty sure he couldn't bend that far over without his jaw falling off, so face it was.

Hood off, wires unlaced under the chin, hidden screws loosened. The gas mask came off. The velcro on top of his head took good old fashioned yanking, but eventually peeled off with reluctant crackling, revealing the unpainted grey metal beneath.

As expected, his jaw was almost entirely loose, unable to close now without the structure of the mask. The nutcracker mouth in the lower jaw fell to tap against his throat, leaving either side of the actual lower jaw to hang in the air. Experimentally, he opened and closed his mouth, and watched all three parts swing and clink like a robot body horror wind-chime.

This was going to need a finer touch, and so he stripped off his gloves to access the sharp points of his talons - capped while with the league to keep the prick of steel rending claws to a mere suggestion.

He felt bared, now, all his top layer removed and abandoned, the door to his room at his back. He feels the paranoia to double check the lock, reassures himself that even if he'd somehow forgotten in his haste to hide away none of the members were mad enough to try and get in. Outside Superman, of course, but he always knocked.

Still, he hurried through repairs, running diagnostics in the back of his mind as he daubed glue into the cracks and set about restructuring his own jaw. Ears swivelled. Neck rolled. Glider snaps curled.

The jaw pieces were setting nicely when there was a noise at the door, and batman whipped around, cloak flaring behind him. The pliers dropped from suddenly weak fingers.

Captain marvel stood in the doorway, eyes wide as he took in the room, face pale as he saw Batman propped up in middle, bare of his many obfuscating layers. Black tar speckled his lap, wires hung free like veins, blank eyes glowed, his jaw gaping, skinless. Glinting claws and spikes in full view, a limb discarded on the floor like garbage. His chest a dark hole, void of organs, of machinery, of anything that could make him run. A decades old terror gripped his heart.

HE SAW!

Both froze. Time stretched interminably.

The captains chest heaved for a scream, and batman was moving before he knew it, grabbing his fallen leg and lunging.

Captain marvel fell with a crack. Batman caught himself on the door. Five seconds before short term memory entered long term, had he reacted in time?

Hm.

He considered the body of the champion of magic laid in front of him, idly rebalancing the eternal tally graph of potential energies the dolls might run on in the back of his head and as always coming up none the wiser. This was a very inconvenient place for a body. Perhaps he could nudge marvel into the hallway to wake up. He glanced up and down the empty corridor, staying out of view of the camera.

Maybe he had overreacted slightly.

Bonus:

Billy and Green Lantern sat in the monitor room, ostensibly on duty but really checking out the watchtower camera feeds of the day before. Lantern was pointing at the screen.

"Here," he said, with a glee Billy didn't honestly appreciate. "Look at that. You go down like a sack of bricks and then -" he clicked forward two frames, "- this silver hand thing appears on the door frame. Look at that, that's a proper horror movie hand curl. The claws! Just missing the glint of a blood covered axe appearing from the shadows."

Billy shuddered, but couldn't help moving closer.

"What do you think it was? Can't have been batman, right?"

"You were there, you tell me." Lantern patted him on the shoulder before he could retort. "I mean, doesn't look much like him. Doesn't really have claws and his are black anyway. Pretty sure his gloves are sewn into his skin at this point."

"I didn't need that mental image," Billy said, because he really didn't.

"Could be another Robin variant? Like that black bat thing?"

"Dunno. I mean, unlikely. Maybe it was batman. Maybe he can shapeshift a little."

"We've had that on the list of possible powers for ages, still nothing firm one way or the other."

"It probably is batman -"

"But the claws -"

They trailed off.

"We'll just add it to the list. I'll save the file, hang on. We can talk about it at the do next week - you're coming right?"

"Yeah, but I've got, uh... A diplomacy thing with the yetis at nine, so I'll have to bail then."

"You always have the weirdest personal missions. Hey, maybe you can ask them about batman, pffft. Maybe he's one of them."

#Not pictured: batman in Victorian-esque drip complete with a black full face phantom of the opera mask in a brightly lit room. #Bundled up in as much cloak is polite and just a dark splotch on camera between a very bright superman and wonder woman #Alfred sarcastically pretends to shed a tear of pride #Also not pictured: batman spending five minutes straight making sure his doors locked while on one leg #long post #batman #dc comics #bruce wayne #cryptid batman #Possessed doll au #Remind me to do a Halloween one because the bats would 100% do a scare competition with the poor goons as targets #Bonus points if you freak out a rouge. It gets harder every year. #Pretty happy with how this turned out but my first plan was to have it the start of the Reveal™. The vibes were right. #Maybe once I've got more done for this au

[enbysiriusblack]

i'm actually curious on who the next fav marauder nerdy boy that people turn sarcastic and cool is gonna be

#my prediction is maybe benjy fenwick. #i don't actually know when it started?? like i don't think it was a thing when i first joined the fandom like 2017/2018?? #but then i remember remus becoming a huge favourite and becoming sarcastic and cool and suave #and then the same happening to regulus. and then barty. #marauders era