#read it dammit

[sanjisblackasswife]

If You're Smart You'd Read This:

I’m in my 20’s.

I write adult shit so children shouldn’t be interacting with me or my posts.

Blank pages /Ageless pages /Minors get blocked. Like 90% of the shit i post is not suitable for yall lmao.

Don’t ask me for tips/advice on anything such as art, your writing, anything. Google it. Thats what I did.

I speak my opinion. And if you don’t agree idc.

It’s very easy to be blocked by me. So don’t try out the theory of it.

YOU CANNOT BE ANONYMOUS WHEN REQUESTING ONLY NSFW If you want a nsfw request you have to unanon yourself so i can see ur age in ur bio.

Do not ask me super personal questions.

Do not ask me why I will or wont do something.

Do not be annoying and send long mf hcs in my ask. It’ll get deleted.

Do not try and keep having a whole convo w me in my ask (unless ur my mutual) esp. if u anon.

Speaking of Mutuals. I have mutual bias. So theres some things I let them do/say to me that my followers cant.

I will not write: Piss play, rape, incest, furry stuff, Alpha/Omega verse, pet play🧍🏾‍♀️ and will ABSOLUTELY NOT write anything blasphemous about God or other religions

Please only use my ask box for request or genuine questions

I don’t do emergency request

I do not write catgirl or catboy stuff or anything w furries ig (all humans only)

I will write for other fandoms besides One Piece! An example (but not limited to): Jujustu Kaisen, Naruto, Fire Force, Gangsta, etc

Speaking of One Piece my page does contain MAJOR spoilers (ill try to put warnings if i can)

I mostly write for POC/Black Fem Readers but it’s not limited most of the time. Any girl can read.

If you request something please give me time :( I can only write so much in a day.

I hate like 99% of ships people have made in all fandoms so please don’t tell me yours, and if you ask me opinions on them I will be brutally honest with it.

I do not tolerate any form of racism, bullying, or homophobia here. It’s annoying go away.

I also don’t gaf if you don’t agree with my HC…I just…bro go write em yourself I’m not writing these for you.

Please don’t trauma dump on me…just don’t I’m not a therapist.

If you want something specific BE SPECIFIC

I don’t really care for dark content(?) I’m not really sure what it is exactly it is (because I’m stupid) so if your request dark content lmk and if I feel uncomfortable with it ill decline lol

I will NOT Write NSFW for characters like Chopper, Brook, etc

I will NOT Write for demons like Sukuna or characters from Obey Me

If your share repost/blog my writing please give credit!

I really only write female x male NSFW. (I will however write fxf or mxm platonically) That’s just personal preference and what I feel best writing :) please respect that decision.

I don’t do character x character writing unless it’s canon (…or if it’s eren and Mikasa i—)

I do NOT age up characters for nsfw writing. If they’re not canonically already an adult or have a pre timeskip I’m not doing that. I’ll do SFW ones though!

I do have to right to not write for a character I just simply don’t like so don’t get mad if I don’t.

Remember: this is mf FAN FICTION writing. Just a bunch of ideas I have in my weird head so if u don’t like or agree with it dip.

I’ll keep this rule list updated (ill reblog when i update the list) when I can if new stuff comes up. I’m relatively new on here so bare with me :(

#rules #read it dammit

[kickabytes]

While I get things together for my computer and adjust things so I can return to streaming sooner without a whole new rig. me and my friends are working on something I regards to my stream layout. More so with my avatar that’s in the corner of my streams.

What my friends and I were thinking was since I liked the Facecam thing I did a few years back but disliked my face being on the net, that I become a VTuber. That way I get a similar thing as a facecam but with less of my face and I get to use my mascot more. Honestly it seems like a cool idea and since my guy isn’t super complicated I’m gonna take a crack at making my own Avatar assets. The only thing I need is a better webcam, the one I have is cheap and can’t track face at all.

All in all, I’m plannin on streaming again and I’m working on a soft relaunch.

I’m still debating if I should do a lore video for my guy when I relaunch lmao. Seems kewl but I can’t for shit explain my thoughts well when i comes to stories and lore kekeke.

#KBStream #stream related #working on it #upgrading #hesitant to tag VTuber #tagging it anyway #since I’m planing on being one #in the coming days #vtuber #see you guys again soon! #long post #read it dammit

[fuumiku]

Laios: Dog stan, raised by dogs, attempts to dog behavior at his boyfriend Lycion: Only is in it for the wolfman swag, no dog society rizz, doesn’t understand and doesn’t care

Nothing as fierce as wolf girls when they have creative differences… Can the divide between wolf roleplayer and wolf cosplayer be breached?! Truly the height of narrative themes that laicion offers us

#The irony of Laios asking someone to learn social cues… #Dungeon meshi #laios touden #lycion #This is unironic btw I will go down with this ship #Could be a part of cringetober tho yay #If my handwriting is hard to read lmk #This was supposed to be a quick sketchy comic dammit #Also no I don’t think baring your neck means I love you romantically in dog but close enough #Laios would so want Lycion to bite him tho lol #Laicion #dunmeshi fanart #fuumiku art

[chaoswarfare]

dp x dc prompt #53

Bruce thought he knew what to expect when it came to a fight between ghosts.

Danny had always phrased it like some sort of schoolyard scuffle, or a brawl in a ring. Looking back, Danny managed to gloss over or completely deflect any details that could worry them, but Bruce really thought that it was because his son didn’t want to worry him with any concerning details.

He was really starting to regret that.

Phantom and the ancient clashed like two natural disasters converging, howling and clawing at everything around them as they forgot to put any effort into maintaining their form. Dark clouds blew cold rain down on the barely visible combatants, and it was impossible to distinguish the shriek of the fighting ghosts and the wind. Bruce could hardly find it in himself to react as crumbling stonework rained around him, and Dick pulled him completely off his feet to get him away from the calamity going on in front of him. It was nothing less than apocalyptic. It was beautiful.

(Danny was finally getting the chance to be, maybe not normal, but human with his new home. It was an unbelievably easy transition to get settled in. That should have been his first sign that something would inevitably go wrong.)

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dc x dp #crossover #dc universe #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #writing prompt #writing #batpham #batman #richard grayson #danny is either bruce’s son or gets adopted(read- snatched) #ghosts are way op #extra op danny phantom #he could duke it out with gods and win without breaking much of a sweat #bruce wayne has never seen a ghost #he almost wishes he was back to that point #keep calm and run away from the warring gods dammit! #nothing #just an absolutely mind blowing fight between two apocalyptic deities #art prompt #art #i #i want to see this and i don’t care how #if i have to be summoned into the fight to see it happen so be it

[arguablysomaya]

dick, steph, and duke all working together are the riddler's greatest nightmares. dick is basically the master of every play on words you could think of, duke has wayyy more puzzle experience than a 21st century child should ever have, and steph was literally raised by his understudy 💀💀💀

#he catches sight of a yellow or purple blur and just sighs like 'god fucking dammit. I'm going home.' #jason is an honorary member of the riddler busting squad for his literature knowledge but honestly? #the riddler isn't that well read. so all his classics references are like. 1984 or smth everyone's read #batfam #dcu #shut up somaya #dc universe #batfamily #batman #dc comics #duke thomas #dick grayson #stephanie brown #1k

[therodentqueen]

CASSANUNDA THE DWARF

NOT Cassanova

Cassanunda

Not Cassan-OVER

But Cassan-UNDER

Cuz he's a DWARF

#DAMMIT PTERRY #gnu terry pratchett #discworld #carpe jugulum #a pune or play on words #i had to stop reading the damn book and post this. Dammit pterry!

[calicos-clones]

I don’t think people realize how freaked out fanfic readers get when their favorite author(s) doesn’t update their ongoing schedule ON TIME.

And it’s not cause we want the chapter…it’s cause we’re so fucking worried about the Author.

Like— OMG ARE YOU OKAY? YOU’VE BEEN GIVING US THE TRAGIC UPDATES OF YOUR LIFE IN THE NOTES THE PAST 10 CHAPTERS?! WHY STOP? ARE YOU DEAD? DID YOU GET STUCK IN THE WALL LIKE YOUR CAT?? HAVE YOU EATEN?? HAS YOUR BRAIN EXPLODED??

Readers no longer care about the story when they don’t get their usual update. We panic and flag S.O.S as we track down our wayward author who has been both blessed by the universe with a creative mind and cursed all the same with the worst luck.

So any authors who are reading this please understand— when we comment “hey are you okay?” in your comments. No, we are not asking about the chapter.

We are legitimately concerned for your wellbeing. Do not force yourself to shit out a chapter just to appease other ppl when you yourself are not in the mental state to enjoy it or even write it to begin with.

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF DAMMIT

#yes this is targeted #I hope authors read this and understand that we all care abt you #ao3 fanfic #ao3 #ao3 memes #I am frightened by how nonchalantly authors drop the most tragic life changing experiences in the notes and are like #“it might be a day or two late but don’t worry! #wdym don’t worry? #I’m worrying for YOU! #eat something #drink water #cry or something idk #stop writing to runaway from your issues #take care of yourself dammit T^T #don’t let assholes run an author’s comment section #support your authors #they will write when they can #you can wait as long as they need #burnout is very real and very draining #DO NOT pressure authors #appreciate what they’ve done for you so far #authors love to create— they will always give you more if you make sure you water them #with love #and understanding #and maybe some actual water cause who knows when they showered #memes #fanfic #fanfic meme #author awareness

[chaotic-goodsir]

'I have black garb enough, once I tear the krakens off.'

I am screaming Theon you are doomed by the narrative and the consequences of your actions, offered the only possible way out, and the first thing you think is 'hmm do I have the outfit for it though?'

#guess who finally reread Clash of Kings and finished it this time #many issues with asoiaf and got i know #but dammit this awful squid idiot is important to me #and I WILL read all the books eventually #asoiaf #theon greyjoy #is somehow even worse in the books which sure is a Feat

[hakusins]

cw // tattoos, piercings

why are they so loud about liking blondes .... i haven't slept in months pLEASE (<- not a blonde enjoyer)

even the version thats not in DOL universe likes blondes too 😭😭😭

slight cameo of whitney the faithful that belongs to moosen/jdolh !! (no tag cause its just smol cameo 😭)

#WHY ARE YOU THREE MAKING THINGS SO DIFFICULT #STRANGLES ALL THREE ERI #PLEASE LET ME SLEEP #LET ME REST #I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN MONTHS !!!! STOP BEING SO DAMN LOUD IN MY HEAD #<- actually sounds like a crazy person #like these three would start crawling all over the walls in my head #whenever i read some random media #and it has a blond haired man/woman #ESPECIALLY LOUD if the blond haired man/woman have red eyes #im tired of this !!! #LET ME FUCKING SLEEP DAMMIT #STOP KEEPING MY UP WITH IDEAS I CANT KEEP UP!!!!!!!! #oh and also its such a surprise i draw whitney so much because if i met whitney irl #he's getting pepper sprayed idc #but these three like him #so i cant complain ERBFHJERBHFBERF #dol #dol related #degrees of lewdity #dol pc #eri the orphan #eri (oc) #ERI I DID NOT MAKE YOU A BLOND LOVER #WHAT HAPPENED THAT MADE YOU A BLOND LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #fan art #art #mine #my fan art #my art

[keets-writing-corner]

Legit obsessed with this moment

Everyone else is injured, tired, covered in blood, their clothes are ripped, and Lucifer's perfectly fine, uninjured, not stained, not tired ass "YOOOO that was a tough battle, I bet everyone is hungry. What do people eat? Pancakes? I can make pancakes WHO WANTS PANCAKES??"

And Charlie's suffering from second hand embarrassment like "Dad... read the room..."

Lucifer sweetie darling I love you A for effort but F for execution

#hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #lucifer #charlie morningstar #OR MAYBE IM WRONG #FOR ALL I KNOW #THIS MAN WAS CRAVING PANCAKES #AND HE'S LIVED SO LONG BY HIMSELF #THAT HE'S JUST USED TO INDULGING HIS WHIMS AS THEY HAPPEN #BUT HE'S POLITE SO OF COURSE HE'S GONNA OFFER TO EVERYONE ELSE TOO #but I prefer to believe the former #he read the room #and somehow the solution he came to was #pancake time #look I know he's grown awkward and whatnot but uhh #for real that situation in general was gonna be real awkward for any topic change #and you can see from his expressions building up to this he knows it's gonna be awkward #and he just decides to bite the bullet #he wants pancakes dammit

[opens-up-4-nobody]

:-P

#u want respect? earn it. #aaaaaaaa fuck everything. i have 2 more papers to read. god dammit #the terror #amc the terror #james fitzjames #jfj

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

I too got to pet and hold one of my friend's baby pet rats :)

HOLY FUCK THAT IS A BABIE

#INFANTILE #i noticed how absolutely YOUTHFUL that thing is before i even read the part about it being a baby rat #rats #fancy rat #ratblr #kittens #<- baby rats are called this leave me alone cat people jfc #dammit i keep forgetting to make and use an ask tag #and the new shorter ask tag because this site is the sticky gunk on the underbelly of a dumpster isssss *drum roll please* #ratsk tag #because that's the best i can do for ya at 10:40am on thursday septempter 14th of 2023

[cringefail-clown]

I'm so fucking invested in your turnabout au I'm going to explode please just like ramble if you up to it

hoo boy lets do it

so atm my favourite part of the au to think about is post scratch bro and his relationship with hal, post scratch roxy and what dave would think about him. like for example i don't think he'd be this big superstar like post scratch dave was in canon, his work against the condence would be much more subtle. i imagine him working much more closely with roxy and grandpa jake - its not clear in canon how much dave, rose and jade collaborated together, they for sure were in contact, but its honestly up to interpretation. those three in the au would probably work very closely together, maybe roxy and dirk could help jake with building up skaianet - dirk as an engineer and rox as a programmer. they'd also have their own gigs on the side, roxy would sure as hell hijack crocercorp with malware every chance she got, and dirk would have some obscure websites that'd spread propaganda against condence under the veil of weird puppet stuff and insane chatbots. he'd probably write some kind of this universes detective pony parody book and get it published and it'd become one of the most recognisable pieces of literature documenting the takeover of the troll empire and the rebellion against it

(some quick designs of hal and bro i pulled outta my ass)

honestly he'd probably become some sort of vigilante batman-esque figure in this universe?? he'd show up unexpected, blow some crockercorp warehouses and disappear into the night. and after hal joins him when he builds him a body the media would paint them as some sort of twin antiheroes lmfao

oh man and hal. it'd go simialrly as it was in canon, dirk would fuck around and copy his brain at a young age and they'd HATE each other at first. like dirk would feel responsible for creating hal, and hal would resent the shit outta him - like how dare he be the one who gets to keep the body and hal must be stuck in a pair of glasses, trapped with no means of escaping? but they'd start working together when they find out about dave and the future to ensure their lil bro has the best chances of survival, and in time they'd bond over it and their shared work against condy. they'd come up with a plan so that hal goes into sleep mode until the arrival of the meteor (bc no way in hell dirk would make hal go through hundreds of years of lonely existance, watching as humanity slowly ceases to exist and unable to do anything about it, he'd go nuts).

and the day finally comes when dirk would have to go face the batterwitch so he'd put hal in the apartment and they would tell each other one last goodbye and dirk would put hal in the sleep mode. and hal would wake up like only seconds passed, not years upon years, only the vast ocean streching as far as his eyes could see behind the dirty, dusty windows, and he'd know his one brother is long dead, gone while facing the enemy he was destined to lose against but had to do it anyway, and the other one moments from crashing into the waters below on a meteor sent by some insane video game that creates new universes. he'd sit there for a while, reality slowly sinking in, and he'd probably desperatly wish like he hasn't in years, to be human again and to mourn his losses the human way, because as advanced as his robotic body was he haven't thought about updating it with some goddamn tearducks.

on a lighter note, imagine dirk crunching numbers for three days straight to figure out how much food he'd have to stock in the apartment to make sure dave doesn't grow up malnourished, desperately googling "how much calories does an *insert age* year old need". he'd be banned from every supermarket in at least two states. he would walk into the store and employees would start weeping at the sight of him. i think about it a lot

#homestuck #dirk strider #dave strider #hal strider #lil hal #bro strider #turnabout au #ask #long post #some juicy looore #don't read into it too much im running on 4 hours of sleep and 3 coffees and i havent even proofread it #anyway i judt... i love dirk and hal #let them be bros dammit #homestuck au

[clockwork-carstairs]

the last hours was actually so tragic. like maybe it’s the edwardian london thing that makes it seem more tragic to me but damn all that miscommunication made them all so LONELY and isolated when they didn’t have to be. in tid even when will thought he was cursed he had jem, and even when he was being awful to tessa she still had other people in her life like jem and sophie. jem and tessa had no family, but they had people they talked to and shared their fears with. in the dark artifices, they’re this really strong family unit, the tragedy is horrible but there’s a network around them all (blackthorns + emma + kit) so no one’s really alone.

but in the last hours like….these kids HAVE parents and friend groups and supposed best friends even, yet they seem more isolated than any other series mains. james doesn’t tell anyone about the gracelet and what he went through (fair enough bec it was terrible and traumatising). but then it’s not just that. cordelia isn’t telling anyone what she’s going through. lucie isn’t telling anyone what she’s going through (trying to bring someone back to life???) – and they’re supposedly best friends and future parabatai! and matthew isn’t telling anyone what he’s going through, not his parabatai either, and no one wants to address how visibly he’s suffering. and grace, she’s actually alone. and it just seems so lonely and sad and they all seem so isolated even though they shouldn’t be, because unlike the tid and tda mains, the tlh lot actually have parents and their own homes (for the most part). the start of chain of thorns especially is just really painful because they’re all suffering ALONE when they all have people around them they just don’t bridge the gap. it just feels so lonely which is almost ironic bec what about the friendship of the merry thieves and the parabatai bonds and best friendship?

#i was just remembering how it felt reading the last hours and compared it to tda and tid and it makes me feel so like sad to think about #even though the series i acc cried over was tid and tda NOT tlh #the last hours #tlh #tlh spoilers #chot spoilers #tid #the infernal devices #tda #thoughts idk #tsc #chain of thorns #james herondale #lucie herondale #cordelia carstairs #matthew fairchild #matthew will always make me sad though he deserved better #and christopher dammit #grace blackthorn

[un-lucky1114]

can you make a kigerxcaine smut comic +18 pls

Ask and you shall receive~

#kingleader #royalteeth #READ THE RULES ANON #NO GAY SEX ALLOWED!! #anyways this is like the last you'll hear of me (except for rbs) for a while cause I'm in crunch mode for several assignments for school #dammit why is it taking so long to load

[justletmeon12]

Attention fellow Hazbin Hotel nerds and fans of good aroace Alastor content:

@spoondrifts' series writing Alastor, Rosie, and Vox as a QPR that honestly doesn't just feel like a romantic thruple (throuple?) or a standard friendship just finished up part II, here - https://archiveofourown.org/works/54338332/chapters/137627611

This is not a drill. Go read it. Full series is here: https://archiveofourown.org/series/4032370

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel rosie #aroace alastor #aromantic asexual alastor #shameless plug #but dammit there's so little well-written aroace fic out there #even in this fandom #whatever #go. read #fanfiction