#semi-idiotic

[w5pbgw8v48zt]

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#gubernative #bulldogged #porcate #fleecy #mycology #sweet-sounding #dinitro- #mis-suit #compositive #treadmills #hawky #self-inspected #longbow #ill-willed #austerely #semi-idiotic #imber #keckled #sairly #thiefdom

[alexisntedgy]

bro you’re not gonna Believe what happened at the victory event today omg

#reposted/remade because I needed to do this justice #semi-justice #slightly more justice than before #the captain is autistic #bbc ghosts #ghosts #six idiots #the captain #carpe diem #greatest hits

[urghblergh]

Star Trek TOS Screenshot Redraw VII, but make it gay(er). 🌌

Gay leaning x 2. ✨

#leonard mccoy #spock #spones #star trek fanart #star trek tos #spock/mccoy #idiots in love #gay leaning 👏 #being comfortable sharing spaaacceee aaahhh #spock + PDA? smiling at your husband in a semi public space but only when he's occupied with smth else 💪😅 #leggies! #og spock looks so cute 😭❤️

[rowan-apollo]

weekly ineffable wives drawing but 60s edition???

#at least semi-60s #yall will have to cut me some slack because i was personally not alive then #i know thats shocking to u all #aziraphale #aziraphale fanart #crowley x aziraphale #good omens #good omens 2 #crowley #crowley fanart #good omens fanart #ineffable husbands #ineffable wives #ineffable wives fanart #ineffable spouses #ineffable idiots

[captain-rickbond]

Ben fast forwards movies when Larry goes to pee to see if he notices

he thinks it's funny

#ben willbond #larry rickard #laurence rickard #rickbond #six idiots #or #two idiots #pope the cat bc I love him #this comic stuff is harder than I thought #comic artists are insane #respect #I think I'll stick to drawing my usual semi-realistic stuff #wonky faces #and wonky everything #comic #sketch #procreate #fanart #art #digital art #digital illustration

[doodlesandbooks]

Trying some new brushes with the UA teachers!

#My art #shota aizawa #Toshinori Yagi #all might #eraserhead #miss midnight #kayama nemuri #hizashi yamada #present mic #ua teachers #these four idiots #Yagi's probably going on at length about midoriya and poor aizawa's tired #realism #semi realism #I used arcane for references so actually its not really realism #having fun painting #hands practice also #ignore the fact that one of mic's hands is not there #lol #bnha #mha #my hero academia #fan art #boku no hero academia

[scholliski]

I knew Andrews lucky number was 13 (bee being the 13th therapist etc) but I somehow just realised that Neil and Andrews jersey numbers also add to 13 😭

#im a semi functional idiot #all for the game #aftg #neil josten #the foxhole court #andrew minyard #andreil #tfc #all for the gay #aftg shitpost #shitpost #kevin day #all for the idiots

[tswwwit]

(NSFW)

What was it like the first time Bill got turned on in his human body?? I mean even though he’s had demon sex (?) in his geometric form, and witnessed human sex dreams, it must’ve been weird the first time it happened to his, like. Real real body.

It sure was!

While Bill's possessed human bodies before, it was generally for mischief and mayhem, with the mind of the mortal screaming in impotent terror and/or rage. Which is hilarious, but not horny.

Even besides that, wearing one to get down with the human-style flesh-slapping didn't particularly appeal either; it just looked so.... meaty. With fluids going in places, I mean, c'mon! From the outside the whole ordeal looks completely ridiculous! You'd probably be all sticky at the end and pushing lots of air in and out. What a bunch of weirdos meatsacks are.

Of course, as we all know, Bill ended up in a meatsack at the beginning of Faking It - which came with a myriad of annoyances, but some extra benefits!

For one, having his own custom model suited Bill much better! It was quite literally made for him, tailored to his very essence. All the nerves and wires plugged into the right metaphorical ports and full driver installation. He's much more in that body than the other ones he's driven around, it's rigged out with all the luxuries and hooked right up to his own mind.

So it was with mild surprise that Bill noticed when he was, ahem, interested, there was an involuntary reaction. All the tubes pushing liquids into places and a slight rise in temperature; and some other things. One of which was quite evident. Bill was well aware of this one in the past he'd made considerable fun of it - but being in this body so much, and having it tuned to respond to his mental state, lent the absurd situation a bit of, uh. Urgency? Importance? Anyway, it was... much more distracting than he thought it'd be.

But hey! Weirdness is like, Bill's whole jam, you can't deny he's curious enough to poke around in places a being probably shouldn't, and he was already stuck in the thing anyway. Why not give it a little test drive and see what that's all about?

Important note: It's canon in the Bill POV sex scene that human flesh has hundred of thousands more nerve endings than his standard form. Considerably more sensitive. Touch is the difference between an armored gauntlet and your bare hand; temperature and texture are all very, very enhanced -

The results: Positive. Excellent. A+++, Bill was Enlightened and Delighted.

A convert was made that day. Bill Cipher is big into hedonism, and now the doors to the pleasures of the literal flesh were open.

Bill had to hand it to humanity; okay, like, he gets it now. It's an acquired taste to be sure, but once you get it it's fan-friggin-tastic! He cast all those old aspersions aside and prepared set sail onto new seas of sensation.

#answers #semi-NSFW #This answer got longer than I thought but I had Thoughts about it #Due to the fact that it jives with the current project I'm working on if indirectly #And what was Bill thinking about may you ask #I think the answer should be obvious #He was only being unintentionally flirted with by an argumentative stubborn little temptation #Meanwhile we all know what Dipper was up to when they were apart #Just two idiots sniping at each other for hours then retreating to go shake hands with the devil alone as it were #Bless these two goddamn idiots

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

Well about the perception of Volo vs Kamado thing, and why more people don’t hate Volo, I have my own reflections (pretty privilege is absolutely a factor tho let’s be real 😂)

Everyone growing up has at least one story of an adult being super unfair to you, even though you were doing everything right. Their own biases and experiences could be understood later once you were older and calmer reflecting back on the incident, like a teacher who snapped at you maybe had a super long day of wrangling hundreds of children. But we never forget how it feels in that moment to have those who should be guiding us be unfair and seemingly unreasonable. So naturally that’s gonna hurt when you get kamado being paranoid.

Volo on the other hand is just absolutely delightful I’m sorry maybe if Kamado put on a silly outfit and hair for his boss battle instead of plate mail he’d have more art. Like you said Volos betrayal is one and done really, he acts like a theater kid and then dips. You have to keep seeing kamado being in charge in the game after his blunders for a while which can rub people the wrong way. (Also this is maybe just me but I never trusted Volo just like I never trusted Cynthia as a kid, and finding out he was evil was a great moment of vindication I CANT be the only one who experienced this)

TLDR we see unfairness way more than we see someone betray us while making their hair like a god horse

well, you heard them, kamado. time to go get the jester outfit. cmon chop chop it's to redeem your image

yeah, the point abt getting burned by adults in authority is also very fair. most of us were not scarred for life by theater kid antics lol. the other thing abt it is that often those same adults never really face any consequences. you were always just expected to move on, suck it up etc. cause that's life as a kid right. sometimes ppl will use their power over you just to flex their limited authority, or to vent whatever's going on in their home life, and this doesn't really stop when you grow up it's just that when you're a kid basically every adult has that authority position. so it's just expected that there's nothing you can do. i mean unless you decide to be the karmic force of justice in your own life by being the most stubborn bitch of a child to walk the earth. not that i would know anything about that cough

uh anyway. the thing is the thing btwn you and kamado isn't about about child vs adult. you're more or less considered an adult yourself by jubilife, albeit a rather young and more importantly low ranking one. like we've said (a million times already lol) kamado's not doing it just to grasp at a sense of control, he's reacting to what he perceives as a very real threat to his village (and also because the writers clocked him in the face with the idiot ball for plot advancement reasons lbr).

and the thing is kamado DOES, kind of, face consequences and own up to his mistakes by the end of the game. also after the red sky event he's like, REALLY nice to you lol. not just briefly either! imo you can tell that he sincerely respects you and regrets his actions in the red sky. go look at his late game quotes-

"Perhaps you are a divine being yourself, sent to bring us gifts from above... "I know I've no right to say this... But we are truly fortunate to have been able to count you among the Survey Corps' ranks. If you had not joined us, we would have fallen on Mount Coronet. We would have lost our home. We would have lost our future." "I'm grateful to you for showing me what a heartening presence Pokémon can be. We must spar again sometime!" "<player>, forgive me for taking so much of your time [telling you about the Galaxy name.] Please accept this as a sort of apology."

like he's trying to make up for the way they were treated earlier and give them the proper treatment they're owed for all their help.

idk i don't have a good way to conclude this i guess. i just think he's a cool character

#the nemesis speaks #the nemesis answers #trudivination #pla analysis #i should really be tagging these kamado posts #but with what ugh #kamado apologist hours #that's what i tagged a previous one with i think. sure good nuff #i say the idiot ball thing bc like #kamado's PERCEPTION was semi reasonable but his ACTIONS kind of weren't #but it's also kind of unreasonable for such a seemingly competent person to get that straw-graspy that fast #like they purely did his character dirty bc it was the easiest way to get you to follow volo to cogita's house #imo at least. you (general you) may disagree. there's space to make an argument there

[sparklyeyedhimbo]

Do you know any thai BL dramas with sad ending?

i have been thinking about this for weeks now. Like i had some in my mind but then i was they are all not thai. There arent many thai BLs with sad endings that i know of maybe i just repressed them who knows hahaha 🥹

And me that avoids shows with a sad ending like my life deepens on it (my reality is sad enough) if i can help it. I came up with shows that have endings that are semi sad??!!? ( help me out bl/ql gods 🥹)

he is coming to me?

the miracle of teddy bear?

something in my room?

if you really want good s-tier info on anything bl/ql shows/anything related anon, i would highly with many stars and confetti on top recommend to you looking though @absolutebl blog they have so much information that helped me find my way in this jungle that is called ql hahahah. And are a blessing 😭 sorry for not being very helpful with that anon.

#kali talks #i am more of a hey kali what show should i watch if i need a laugh because its so silly kinda entity #oh hey kali who are you favorite sparkly eyed idiots? #kali could you recommend me a show that is not triage futs tonhonchonlate or dark blue kiss please we know you and love you #but ya gotta stop this kali #semi sad ending thai bl/ql

[brutal-nemesis]

Goretober III: Hematemesis (Written By Nemesis)

This one funny to me haha Castys so miserable he super loves the @coyotehusk goretober

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Ingredients: chocolate, emeto (blood!), poison, gore, noncon touching that is a little bit more intimate than normal but still unsexy

Today’s restraint of choice was a metal collar around his neck that was chained to the floor, and Castys wasn’t really a fan. Sure, it gave him more freedom of movement than the table or dangling on a hook, but it didn’t really matter when Kuro could pin all of his limbs down and still have her hands free, which was super unfair. And the chain attached to his collar was long enough to allow him to sit up, but he couldn’t stand at all, which he supposed was better than being forced to stand and not able to sit, but still. 

Right now, though, Kuro was sitting across from him, holding out what appeared to be a piece of chocolate. “Here, Castys. You deserve a little treat for being a good boy so far.”

“You know I’m, like, way older than you, right?”

“You’d be surprised,” she laughed. And hey, maybe she was pretty old, too, considering that he didn’t even know what exactly she even was.

He kind of wanted to refuse the chocolate on principle, but he was also not one to turn down a little treat, especially if it was candy. Warily, he took it, watching Kuro as he put it in his mouth, but she just watched him right back, unreadable as ever. The chocolate was good, and it’d been a long time since he’d had something sweet, or any food at all, really, so he tried to savor it, but the longer he kept it in his mouth, the more he started to taste something…odd.

He was a fucking idiot this wasn’t just chocolate of course it was laced with something-But as soon as he tried to spit it out, Kuro pounced on him, pinning his wrists next to his head, her hand covering his mouth. “Swallow, Castys. You deserve it, remember?” Castys tried to squirm free and spit what was left of the chocolate in her face, but Kuro didn’t budge, so he was forced to chew the rest of the chocolate and swallow, since it would just melt in his mouth if he kept it there. “There you go,” Kuro said, stroking his face and causing him to flinch, which of course just made her laugh. It was always so funny to everyone how much Castys hated being touched!

Finally, she got off of him, allowing Castys to sit up and scoot as far away from her as his short chain would allow. “What the fuck was in that?”

“We’ll see, won’t we?” Castys sighed in annoyance and crossed his arms, waiting for whatever stupid drug or poison she’d fed him to take effect. He felt fine at the moment, maybe a little chest pain, but…okay, it was starting to get worse. As time went on, the pain only got sharper, and he started to get nauseous, which wasn’t really unexpected but still not fun. 

Soon enough he really, really had to puke, but Kuro was still sitting there, just staring at him, and he didn’t want to give her the satisfaction. However, his stomach didn’t give a shit about Kuro, forcing him to lurch forward on his hands and knees and vomit. It sounded more…solid than he was expecting, like there were little bits of something in it, but it was hard to tell by looking at the dark puddle between his hands.

Having a Suspicion, he wiped his mouth on the back of his hand, and…yep, that was blood. “What’d you do to me?” he groaned, feeling even worse now that he’d thrown up, like the worst heartburn ever combined with an awful stomachache.

“It’s a special poison that sort of…destroys your stomach lining,” Kuro said lightly. “So your stomach acid is digesting you from the inside right now. I want to see if it’ll get fixed when you die.”

“It won’t.” Castys gave up and laid down on the cold stone floor, already feeling nauseous again. Well, this sucked ass. The acid was gonna eat through him no matter how many times he died until it…ran out? Did acid run out? Probably. Didn’t matter right now, he was gonna puke again, and he was barely able to get upright before even more blood spewed out of his mouth, splattering all over his arms and hands. 

Kuro laughed and picked up a little red chunk of something. “Ooh, I think this is part of your stomach. Looks like little pieces of you are coming up now instead of just blood clots.” Castys didn’t have the energy to reply, just lying curled up on his side as he coughed blood out of his nose and mouth, waiting for the next delivery of corroded bits from inside himself as the world spun out of focus.

He could hardly tell when he’d died or come back to life, the pain never really went away despite him having a stomach lining again since the rogue acid was no longer in his stomach. At some point Kuro tackled him so she could wrench his shirt up and look at the fun shade of purple his stomach area had turned, poking at it with interest. He’d stopped puking now and was just stuck lying there and groaning as his insides turned into soup.

It would stop eventually.

Right?

Next→

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#i wrote something #castys #kuro #goretober 2023 #immortal whumpee #gore #emeto #poisoning #noncon touching #bro takes a little treat an-NOT TODAY SUFFER BITCH #kuro is functionally a spider good for her #love that she can pin him down and still have her hands free it's so real #pinning down men is just great the other day my bf was like ''i feel like when we lay down you pin me down 30% of the time'' good. #castys is wearing a collar because when i see him im like PUT THAT BOY ON A LEASH #also i wanted him to be able to be ~on all fours~ as is the theme for this and that was the best restraint for a semi-free roaming Castys #and no im just not going to leave him unrestrained what are you an idiot. he does not deserve free movement #also it's very sexy when he's tied up that's just objectively true #but yeah i just wanted to do gory poison and what's more gory than uh guy digests his own self mmmm #see you next time for kuro's art corner #so SO glad i wrote this whole thing ahead of time i was at my friend's bachelor party for the past two days and im TIRED

[lakeofsilverpike]

Rewatching the first three episodes. Today I am struck by the scene in 2x01 with Lan and Tomas. I have some angsty thoughts to share:

Lan says, “She wants me to leave.” I want to suggest that perhaps before Moiraine started trying to push Lan away by saying cruel things and ignoring him, she may have actually had a conversation in which she explained that she wants him to leave to protect him. He said no, and after a few more iterations of that conversation, Moiraine acknowledged to herself what she always knew, that asking wouldn’t work. That she would have to be so cruel as to drive Lan away from her.

It just makes my heart break more for her. Moiraine who maybe gave it a go with words, hoping she and Lan could part with their relationship intact, with words of love, and without Lan thinking she hates him. But Lan of course refused to leave and so Moiraine felt she had no choice but to push him away to try to save his life.

Lan tells Tomas that Lan needed the bond to tell him when “[Moiraine’s] tired, she’s hungry, she’s angry, she’s afraid.” It’s interesting to me that Moiraine can obviously still read Lan perfectly. Each jab and insult and attempt to push him away reflects her absolute understanding of him and what he’s feeling.

Lan tells Tomas that he is almost as stubborn as Moiraine. It’s like Lan knows he’s going to give in already, can feel that he’s let Moiraine wear him down. I’ve struggled with fully grasping why Lan is having trouble reading Moiraine here. I understand fully that he is hurt by her actions. I even understand why he might leave. But understanding why she was acting as she was - that seems to obvious. Lan, should be able to understand easily, should know that of course Moiraine does not believe he is beneath her or that he failed her. Just knowing Moiraine for twenty years, he should know. Looking at her face, her ridiculously expressive and open face as she speaks of meeting him. Lan should know her feelings for him and why she is acting as she is. There should be no doubt.

I think I’ve settled on a reading of Lan that he would normally be able to read Moiraine perfectly well without the bond, but he is so consumed by his own feelings of failure and guilt that he is unable to focus on Moiraine and her feelings and motivations fully. He feels he failed Moiraine. He gave in to his wish for a night of pleasure and that choice allowed Moiraine a chance to mask the bond when he would think that normal. Lan cannot get through to Moiraine. He cannot get her to talk to him. He cannot help ease her pain. He cannot give her back what she lost. And he takes this as his failure and focuses on himself and how he’s failed.

When Verin and Tomas at dinner encourage Lan to just sit with Moiraine and support her, this is what they are seeing. Lan’s guilt, while focused on Moiraine and his desire to help her, actually obscures him to what she is actually feeling and what she needs. He focuses on himself, what he’s done wrong, how he’s fails her, what Moiraine’s actions mean about him. And he struggles to see what her actions mean about her, her deep love for him, her willingness to sacrifice his love and support if it means Lan will live. Moiraine is simultaneously trying to cope with a tremendous loss and trying to push away Lan to save him. And I don’t think he fully sees this or understands it.

Sitting with Moiraine in silence may not have gotten Moiraine to be less determined to push Lan away as she believes it’s the only way to save his life. It may not have made her talk to Lan. But Lan sitting there and thinking about Moiraine, being open to seeing Moiraine, really seeing her as Lan has for twenty years, may have allowed him to understand Moiraine’s motivations. But I think he was too focused on what Moiraine’s pain and loss meant about Lan and who he is and his perceived failures. And ultimately that is what keeps him from understanding Moiraine in this moment and why she is doing what she is.

This is not a Lan blaming post. He’s doing his best. And Moiraine does know him incredibly well and can read him perfectly and so she hurts him with perfect precision. But man does she need a hug. Because Adeleas is right when she says Lan is taking things too personally. He blames himself for Moiraine being hurt because the loss of the bond impacts him and his feelings about his role in life, he is unable to truly see Moiraine. A woman who is coping with a life altering loss and also trying to save Lan and in doing so denying herself any support. Someone go hug Moiraine!

#wot meta #wot season 2 spoilers #moiraine sedai #lan mandragoran #this meta brought to you by a long commute on a semi functional public transit system #if anything I wrote doesn’t make sense #please accept my apologies #and allow me to blame the chaos of working in the American healthcare system #anyway someone go hug moiraine #Siuan! that means you! #then sit the two brooding idiots down and yell at them together #and make them hug

[armsofhadar]

[part 1], [part 3], [bonus gale pov] Gale: I, um, I realized the day before yesterday I've been doing most of the talking during our conversations, Valefor. If you ever get tired of my incessant prattling, you need only say the word and I will cease forthwith, I hope you know. Val, illiterate street urchin who is horns over heels for this very talkative man: And miss out on all the things you might teach me? Gods forbid! I might not always understand everything you tell me, Gale, but I'm fascinated nonetheless. I rather enjoy listening to you talk, actually.

Gale, blushing furiously & gesturing wildly: You can always ask me to clarify! I'll do my best to explain anything you do not understand. And if there are any other questions remaining after that I'm sure I have a book or scroll on the subject that might explain things in further detail. Any subject you might need help with, I'm your wizard. Gale, unaware of the fact that he's rambling again: Oh!, that reminds me: I've found a book you might like. It explains, in great detail, the fascinating alchemical process of how to concoct the "fizzy drink", as you so aptly put it, I made the other night. Val, clenching their teeth while forcing a smile: Great! Gale, worried he's missed a social cue again: Unless.... you were being sarcastic when you asked me how I made it? I promise it's not very long, and it's really quite fascinating. Karlach, leering at Val from across the fire, jerking her chin in Gale's direction as if saying "Go on! Tell him!": [clears her throat awkwardly] Val, sighing deeply: Gale, there's something I've been meaning to tell you. Gale, trying visibly not to panic: I see... Well, lay it on me. Val: I'm sorry to have kept this from you, but I didn't want you to think less of me. Gale, digging his nails into his palms, trying desperately to keep his face neutral as he braces himself for the blow: (Well, here comes the rejection. It was fun while it lasted, I suppose.) Val: I can't read.

#val #gale of waterdeep #fang.txt #val/gale #otp: thiefweave #karlach yells FINALLY so loud it startles everyone. starry spills wine all over wyll's pants. #autistic man and autistic GNC tiefling fall in love. what could go wrong? #also this is in camp right after they arrive in the shadow-cursed lands #these two are the textbook example of mutual pining and idiots in love okay #i rather like writing these short bits it's less stressful than trying to conjure up something coherent with like semi-accurate spelling an #formatting and the likes. art is suffering etc

[porcelaintoybox23]

“If you hate half of a ship/ship, why are you watching the show?”

Have you considered that people are capable of enjoying a story even if they don’t love every aspect? Have you considered that the character I hate is a good character? Have you considered that what I watch is my fucking business and I don’t need your self-centered opinion on how I should interact with stories?

#blocking isn’t enough #I need to hit you idiots with semis #nevermore webtoon #Nevermore #Hannibal #witch from mercury #arcane #I only hate characters from 2 of these shows and I still love the roles they play #learn to accept other opinions you ducking children #which is mean to kids because I always get this shit from grown ass adults

[deankarolina]

terminal love my friends disease

#im on semi bedrest and i'm so booooored half the time so been looking over old msgs #love to look at old msgs and go aww love these idiots #there's so so many instances in which they bring me joy but it would take weeks to compile so have 4 screenshots #still thinking about sophs wow just like kesha said msg #ramblings

[okthatsgreat]

i keep thinking back to that one time i got anon hate on a fic and legitimately it is so funny to me because it was during the later chapters. im talking chapter 40ish. like buddy why did you read through all of it then. if you hate clowns why did you sit through the entire circus

#the anon hate was soooo weird too because it was like .... trying to make another fic look bad ???? #and it was all because i was semi active in a danganronpa server?????? it was wild #but yea anyways what an idiot LMFAO #lee chat #ao3