#share a single braincell

[tharannas]

belobog trailblazing

#honkai star rail #hsr #hsr dan heng #hsr march 7th #hsr trailblazer #hsr stelle #honkai star rail fanart #fanart #digital art #digital artist #artist on tumblr #for people saying oh but dan heng left us for the sketchy fight club so he should be on leash too #he's a single mom who works two jobs #goes to have fun One Time while the kids are asleep #and suddenly everyone is VERY JUDGEY #but like yes sometimes he loses their single shared braincell too

[jamjoob]

This way!

#Not a single braincell shared #Harley quinn #Poison ivy #Catwoman #gotham city sirens #dc #my art

[ghoulbats]

grian and scar really spent 3 hours on call trying to figure out what to do about doc’s bore and came up with -1 idea

#they didn’t even leave doc the materials THEY were going to use to try and fix it😭 #AND they made an escape tunnel in HIS cave #they share a single braincell and it got blown up alongside the bore #hermitcraft #desert duo #grian #goodtimeswithscar

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

two-idiots-in-love is good but i'm also a fan of "one is a dumbass, one is a badass, but they take turns with it"

#they share an undying love and also a single braincell #i'm sorry i can't be competent today bc it's my wife's turn to use the collective braincell we share between us #go get em honey!

[spacedace]

I don't know where this came from but here:

Damian, Jon and Elle are working out at the Teen Titan gym. Jon notices that Elle has stopped and is just staring at Damian and decides to sidle on over, both to tease his girlfriend and join her in watching their boyfriend go ham in the fight simulation program.

Jon: Enjoying the view?

Elle: huh? Oh no - well, yeah obviously, but that's not why I'm staring

Jon: Oh? What's up then? Something wrong with D?

Elle: No, nothing like that, it's just...

Jon: Just?

Elle: Does he pluck his eyebrows to be that shape?

Jon: ...what?

Elle: It just occured to me that his eyebrows are like, shaped like the wings of the bat symbol. Does he pluck them them to get that shape? Or are they natural? I mean, Batcow's "mask" is natural so...

Jon, a dawning realizationin his eyes: ...I - they've been that way since we were kids...

Elle: Yeah, I've seen pictures, but it's Day. Can you really tell me he wouldn't start doing it as a kid to as like a "see I'm totally the superior child, I even my eyebrows are dedicated to the cause" and then have to keep it up forever cause he couldn't just admit he was plucking his brows into that shape when he was a little bratty kid.

Jon: Oh my god he totally would

Damian finishes up at the simulation area and wanders over to his two partners to see what they're talking about

Damian: Hey-

Jon & Elle: Are your eyebrows real?!

Damian stops. States at them. Turns on his heel and just walks away from them without a word with both of them immediately chasing after him badgering him about his eyebrows.

(It takes another three months but they do eventually catch him painstakingly plucking his brows for that optimal Bat-Wing look)

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dani phantom #danielle phantom #elle phantom #jon el kent #jon kent #jon lane kent #damien wayne #super serious chaos #they are three of the smartest people in the world and usually the smartest people in the room #but also they share a single braincell and like the fates from the movie Hercules they end up fighting over it & usually drop it #Damian plays it off like he's the one with the braincell here but let's be real #Simultaneously Jon & Elle are sharing it and no one has it #Jon & Elle when thry finally catch Damian plucking his brows for that perfect batwing arch: why don't you just use makeup #Damian unwilling to admit he's never thought of that in all these years: impractical #they're idiots your honor #but idiots *in love*

[undertheredhood]

jason todd falling in love with someone from the perspective of the other batfamily members has got to be the funniest thing ever, because he's not going to tell them anything about his personal life so easily, which is going to lead them to greatly misunderstand everything. so while jason’s giggling and kicking his feet while imagining his future wedding with his crush, his family is immediately calling john constantine to exorcise the demon that is clearly possessing him.

#dc comics #dc universe #dcu #batman #red hood #jason todd #jason peter todd #jason was never the angry robin #batfamily #batfam #jason once smiled at bruce and the entire family has descended into chaos trying to figure out what's wrong with him #tim has gone into extreme detective mode and has multiple theories #it’s either he’s possessed or he’s dying from a terminal disease so he’s finally getting his affairs in order #meanwhile jason asked out his crush and is meticulously planning his outfit for their date #hopeless romantic jason todd #it’s not that hard to figure out that jason’s in love but when the bats all come together their smartness just cancels out #they all share just a single braincell #jason todd prompt #jason todd headcanon #jason todd hc #this could be any of jason’s love interests btw #batfamily headcanons #batfam hcs #batfamily hcs #it’s all good because jason thinks it’s funny #jason started giggling while he was on the phone talking to someone and it was the most horrifying thing his siblings have ever seen #that’s the moment they find out that everything is fine and jason just has a crush #nobody ever wants to witness their sibling flirt #lovestruck jason todd #the gotham newspapers are entertaining everyone with the wayne family hijinks

[yunruka]

I've cracked the code

Opla zolu:

Animanga zolu:

#opla #one piece live action #one piece #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #zolu #my observation as of ep 30 of the anime #to be fair opla zoro has his fair share of idiocy #anime zoro tho?? man's just operating on a single braincell #many different flavors of zolu #and i love all of them

[charliethechandelure]

Luffy month day 16: me and the besties

#they don't share a single braincell #one piece #op fanart #fanart #digital art #charliethechandelure #monkey d. luffy #trafalgar law #eustass kid

[greytern]

paperwork won't finish itself

#kuroshitsuji #black butler #grelle sutcliff #william t spears #grelliam #my art #i literally have no clue how light works im sorry #they share a single braincell <3

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

WOE! IDIOT WHITEBOARD SCRIBBLES BE UPON YE!

#oh i love them dearly... a single braincell shared between them all... #not that theyre all here... #technicalities!!! #theyre so fun.... no one's doing it like them #and that is: The Worst Anyone Has Ever Done It! Thank You! #scribble salad #forced idiots <3 #oc #original character #ocs #original characters #theyre in my brain THEYRE IN MY BRAIN #and unfortunately. I'm paying Them rent #theyre like... if a group of failgirls were actually two Girls & two Half Girls & one Whats Gender & their pet Man #but they're all still failgirls <3 #maybe... making your own character art Isnt so horrific....

[readcritically]

My cats say hi.

#everyone. please meet toothless and jiji #they may be weirdos but they love you #for the curious: they're 3 year old litter mates and they share a single braincell #cats

[amykiriwosdefenselawyer]

I want more content of Sabro's "children" they're so cute wtf

#also are they ok from seeing their senpai nearly get murdered during the heartbreaker lmao #ig they're demons and deal with that type of trauma with a shrug but jeez #or maybe they share a single braincell and can't even form a coherent thought to be traumatised about #mairimashita! iruma kun #m!ik #mairuma #welcome to demon school iruma kun #sabnock sabro #ronron #pulu puko

[kamuro-junrenka]

This frame is so fucking funny kiryu is giving it his all with the microphone

#i love the concept of kiryu and ichiban being besties #y8 #y8 spoilers #please let them be besties rgg i only want one (1) single scene of them sharing a single braincell #yakuza

[verydeadaten]

It's in the Blood

It was a lazy Saturday at the Arc household. Pyrrha and Jaune are both taking a well deserved day off. Their first and second youngest, Helen and Gorga, were with their Aunt Nora and their Uncle Ren. It was peaceful.

Pyrrha: *lounging outside* It's so nice out.

???: Just hold still!

???: Yeah, I know!

Pyrrha: Hmm? What's that?

Pyrrha gets off her chair, walking to the side of the house. There she sees her middle children, the Twins. Romula and Remus Lupus Arc, both 8 years old. Romula was standing in front of a tree, with an apple sitting on top of her head of red hair.

Her brother, Remus, was standing a few yards in front of her. His blue eyes were squinted in concentration, and he seemed to be holding... A KNIFE?!

Romula: RIP IT DUDE!

Remus: Alright, here it goes! *throws knife*

Pyrrha: OH OUM!!!

Pyrrha quickly used her semblance, stopping the knife before it even got close to Romula, and then putting it in her hand.

Pyrrha: By the cracked moon, what the hell are you doing?!

Remus: Practicing knife throwing.

Pyrrha: WHY?

Romula: We saw some videos online, and it looked really cool!

Remus: Yeah, and Papa told us about when he threw knives with his sisters. And it sounded so awesome.

Romula: Mega awesome.

Pyrrha: Okay, but why would you use yourselves as targets? What if you got hurt, or worse?

Romula: We were aiming for the apples. And we have our auras. We were fine.

Pyrrha: *sighs really deeply and rubs her eyes* You're both grounded.

R+R: Mama!

Pyrrha: You're both grounded for a week. No videogames! Where's Michael. He should be watching you.

Remus: He said he would be at the big tree.

Romula: *upset* He left before we even started!

Pyrrha: *sighs even deeper* Of course he is. Just, just go to your room.

R+R: *dejected* Yes mom.

As Pyrrha storms off to the tree, the twins started to collude.

Romula: Wanna watch a scary movie?

Remus: Sure.

____

The Arc home was surrounded by forest. About a 100 yards away was the Big Tree, the biggest tree in the whole forest. You could see the top of the tree from the front of the house. Michael Cherub Arc, a 12 year old and the oldest Arc child, preferred the tree as his hangout of choice, somehow getting all the way to the top. Pyrrha never really knew how he got up there, but right know she really didn't care.

Pyrrha was nearing the foot of the tree. Craning her neck up, she could see some blond locks. Her son for sure. He was looking at the sky, away from the house, and before she could even open her mouth, he spoke.

Michael: Hey mom.

Pyrrha: Michael Cherub Arc, what are you doing up here?! I told you to watch the twins!

Michael: *munch* I wanted to look at the heavens again. Anyway, they're fine. They weren't going to do anything dangerous.

Pyrrha: They were throwing knives.

Michael: ...oh. *chewing* Well, with their aura, it couldn't be that dangerous.

Pyrrha: Wait... What are... What are you chewing? Are you eating my figs again?!

Michael: N-No...

Pyrrha: I swear to the Brothers. Get your butt down that tree and go to your room! You are grounded mister!

Michael: *figs falling out his mouth* B-B-BUT MAMA!

Pyrrha; No buts mister. I told you to do this one thing, and you didn't do it! You left! And on top of that, you ate my figs! You know your father grows those for me!

Michael: Mama I'm sorry!

Pyrrha: Sorry doesn't cut it. You better be at the house in ten minutes, or I'm adding another week to your punishment.

Michael: Okay.

Pyrrha released another sigh. She was just so tired.

_____

Later, at the Arc house...

Pyrrha was stressed. She needed to snack on something, and maybe have a small sip of wine. As she walked to the kitchen, she could hear the mad yelling of her second eldest, Constantine, from his room upstairs.

Constantine: You PEASANT ants. You think you can come into MY kingdom, take a bite of MY rations? I'll show you. I'LL SHOW YOU ALL! AH HAHAHAHAHA!

...Nope. Not dealing with that now. She needed to recharge. Upon entering the kitchen, she saw her beloved husband, Jaune Arc. He was also relaxing for today, since there where no missions. He as at the counter, putting milk, white bread, and... beer? into a bowl, which he then put powdered sugar on top of.

Pyrrha: Beloved, what are you eating?

Jaune: Oh, hey Pyr. I'm just having a snack. I would've used brandy, but it's just too early for that.

Pyrrha: *somehow sighs even deeper*

Jaune: *walks over to pyrrha* Pyr, are you okay?

Pyrrha: *embraces jaune* Yeah, I'm fine. It's just that our kids are crazy. I really don't know why I'm acting surprised, all you Arcs are crazy. I mean, for Oum's sake, their father decided it was a good idea to fake his way into a top huntsman school, without any prior training or even having his aura unlocked.

Jaune: Hey. I'm not that crazy.

Pyrrha: As your partner and wife, I can say with confidence that you are.

Jaune: Hmm. Is there anything I can do to help?

Pyrrha: Could you make me some lasagna?

Jaune: *kisses her forehead* One steaming hot lasagna coming up.

Pyrrha went to make herself a cup of coffee, and she looked at her husband cook. She smiled to herself, even though her family was completely mad, she wouldn't trade them for the world.

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #arkos #the twins share a single braincell #michael inherited most of the mental illness #he's a bit distant #constantine is just weird #on some emperor type shit #he'll mellow out later dont worry #all arcs are fucking crazy headcanon

[wellsbering]

inspired by this post which i think abt All The Time

#i couldnt figure out where to put oluwande bc he is the one holding the revenge's single shared braincell 98% of the time #jim has it for 1% an everyone else splits the remaining 1% #my posts #ofmd #you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice #our flag means death #jim ofmd #fang ofmd #frenchie ofmd #buttons ofmd #the swede ofmd #lucius spriggs #lucius ofmd #ofmd stede #ed teach #roach ofmd #1k

[anxious-witch]

Me and my mutuals, apparently

#käärijä #we all share a single braincell and immediately went to buy it huh