You: Do you have a boy type?
me: me? Absolutely not-
My bsf: *fills in for me*
you: Oh really *looks at me teasingly*
my bsf: yes yes and the list goes on! *puts her hair dramatically* her type is tall, lean yet a little muscular, and cute eyes with very fluffy long hair. *claps hands as if she just achieved a medal by saying this* and-