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incorrect-dnd-classes · 6 months
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Artificer: Ah, the Scientific Method. Step One: Fuck around. Step Two: Find out. Step Three: Record your results. Step Four: Confirm, or fuck around again.
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tdc-incorrect-quotes · 2 months
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SkekZok: I can’t believe you assassinated the All-Maudra! SkekVar: Well, “assassinated” implies it was politically motivated. I killed her cause she was a dick, so technically it’s just murder. SkekZok: SkekZok: That’s not better!!
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dragonflavoredcake · 1 year
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Grian: Fifty percent of my job is making sure no one kills Scar, fifty percent is making sure Scar doesn't kill Scar, and fifty percent is making sure that I don't kill Scar. Pearl: Grian: My job is not easy.
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incorrect-sk-universe · 6 months
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Up: So, Taz is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Why, you ask? Because I've caught her five times now trying to train the raccoons to fight.
Taz: You'll be thanking me one day when the third raccoon battalion saves your life
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Peter: You’re not talking any sense into me. You’re just cheering me on to disaster.
Stiles: Is that not half of the reason why we’re best friends in the first place?
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natsskydivingcrew · 1 year
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Bucky: Racoons have people hands.
Bucky:...
Bucky:... Or do people have racoon hands?!
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GoldHeart: What are you doing?
Flug: Teaching 5.0.5. how to make pancakes.
GoldHeart: Why are teaching a bear how to make pancakes!?
Flug, shrugs: Because he doesn't know how to.
- HeroFlugAU
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Celebrimbor: Ah, the Scientific Method. Step One: Fuck around. Step Two: Find out. Step Three: Record your results. Step Four: Confirm, or fuck around again.
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renmackree · 10 months
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Peter: Whenever Derek gets mad at me, I tighten all the lids on our jars so they have to ask me for help.
[sounds of glass shattering in the background]
Peter: It hasn't worked yet, but it will.
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Parlax: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying “haven’t decided yet” is typically a good response.
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spiltinksky · 1 year
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Seungkwan: Okay, if you’re going to go and meet people, you’re going to need some pick up lines.
Seokmin: Yes.
Seungkwan: Let’s practice. Hit me with the best you’ve got.
Seokmin: Uhh… you’re pretty?
Seungkwan: I know. Now come on, pick up lines.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 5 months
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Cleric: You need to eat healthier. Fighter: No. Cleric: The last person who didn't eat healthier after I told them to died. Fighter: Oh my gods. Cleric: In a fire storm. Fighter: That sounds unrelated. Cleric: I cast the fire storm. Do not disobey me.
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valorrant · 2 years
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Jett: yooo, women, get a knife! Get many knives. Keep em on you, like in your pocket. Front pocket. Keep one in your bag. Stash them around your house. Stash one in your car. Just girly things ya know.
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dragonflavoredcake · 1 year
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Impulse: Why do you smell like smoke? Tango: I got set on fire twice! Impulse: I thought you were fireproof Tango: Nope! Just stubborn! Impulse: Impulse: Are you okay?
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incorrectgalvania · 1 year
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Atelisia: life hack: u dont have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon
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Theo: I'm like Heinz Doofenshmirtz because I too like being petty and over-sharing my deepest traumas for no discernible reason. Scott: You also think you're a big bad villain when you're at most a minor inconvenience.
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