#taste like meme

[callous-and-misunderstood]

lil jaylos drabble, for @hersilentlanguage, based on this most excellent meme:

“Hey, Carlos?”

“What?” Carlos responds absently.

“What d’ya think I taste like?”

Jay has his full attention now. Carlos taps his chin thoughtfully, a mischievous glint in his eyes. Jay freezes in anticipation for a kiss, closing his eyes to wait for Carlos’ soft lips to meet his own.

“Ouch!”

Jay’s fantasy falls apart as Carlos digs his teeth into Jay’s bare bicep. Carlos doesn’t remove his teeth at Jay’s protest, just swirls his tongue across the skin he’s captured in his mouth.

“What was that!”

Carlos gives Jay a pleased grin as he leans back and licks his lips.

“Salty.”

#jaylos #drabble #taste like meme #descedants #carlos de vil #jay son of jafar

[mega-perla]

#phineas and ferb #phinbella #phinebella #phineabella #lmfaoo #isabella garcia shapiro #phineas flynn #taste like meme #Phineas is my favorite muppet

[cannibalchicken]

#do carrots taste like mangoes? #lol #haha #comedy #humor #funny #memes #cannibalchicken

[marklikely]

i am so fucking sick of the chokehold this video has had on my brain for the last two days

#the song the walk the ghost man appearing #taste the biscuitssss taste the goodness of the biscuiiiiits taste the honey sauce taste the goodness of the biscuits with the honey saauce #avpost #the entire vacation girl + this song meme right now is destroying my mind i keep walking like her and singing this song to myself

[critterbitter]

Dangers of living with trainers with no common sense:

And some misc sketches of the baby submases and their starters!

#if you recognize these memes you’re my heroes #submas #baby submas #litwick #tynamo #sketch #sketchbook #myart #art #pokemon #pokemon ingo #subway bosses #subway boss emmet #subway boss ingo #pokemon emmet #pov: your candle thinks you taste like snow and void (weird)

[batfamhyperfixation]

Jason: Ew, this tastes gross *turning to Dick next to him and holding it out to him* try it

Dick: What? No way, you just said it tastes gross, why would I try it?

Jason: fine *turns to Tim on the other side of him, holding it out* try this

Tim: *takes a bite* Yeah, disgusting

Damian: Oh please, Drake's a baby, let me try it

Tim: *passes it to Damian*

Damian: *Tries it* Eww, yeah, no, this is gross

Steph: *Takes it from Damian, trying it* makes me want to vomit, try it Cass

Cass: *Takes a bite* yeah no, please never get this again, you want some Duke?

Duke: Why not *takes a bite* Meh, it's not horrible, it's just not good

Dick: Well now I feel left out

Duke: *hands it to Dick*

Dick: *takes a bite*

Dick:

Bruce, in the background: *slaps his forehead* why are they like this

Jason: You wanna try Bruce?

Bruce, dad who feels bad when he says no to his kids: *pained smile* *through clenched teeth* Suuuure...

Dick: *hands it to Bruce*

Bruce: *takes a bite, spits it out into his napkin* Awful, truly atrocious, I'm going to sue, that was so awful

#they are all smart #but when put together they can be dumbasses #they go from like that big brain meme individually to like 2 braincells collectively when put together #im basing this on me with my own siblings #so i know this is just how siblings are #one is like this tastes bad then hands it to another person to try and that just continues til we all have tried it and agreed #but they are also biased cause they all have alfreds cooking regularly so they try something else and are like wtf #alfred spoils them rotten when it comes to good food #batfam #batkids #bat family #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas #bruce wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #it was gonna stop at bruce being like 'why are they like this' but then i was like... wait a minute #bruce is definitely the dad who cant say no to his kids #and the second part was born

[crabplatinum]

i swear chilchuck just KNOWS whats going on in that dome

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #chilchuck #laios touden #chilchuck tims #laios #chilaios #but doesnt have to be tbh #my art #i wonder how i taste like meme

[candlehearts]

was anyone else thinking about this

#or is it just me #my art #slay the princess #indie game #fanart #slay the princess fanart #slay the princess meme #slay the princess game #princess #protagonist #game meme #i wonder what i taste like meme #gore #cartoon gore #blood

[lastofthe20thcenturygirls]

#maomao: that's because the old fart knows poison tasting and experiments are my own choice :) #gaoshun: jinshi-sama you also let xiaomao do the poison tasting still... #jinshi (ignoring gaoshun): YOU CHOSE ME TOO!!!!! #but yeah i like that lakan respects maomao's career choices #and so i respect him for this being from where i am and all :/ #anyway i was thinking of that web novel side story where lakan dragged lahan in a bamboo mat on a horse just for setting them up on a date #so the lakan part is pretty much canon #it was so funny that now i can't wait for when he finds out about them 🥰😋 #kusuriya no hitorigoto #the apothecary diaries #lakan #jinshi x maomao #knh memes

[namonaki-arts]

And that’s what we used all that vanilla extract on

#sansmaeda #loser wedding #nagito komaeda #sans undertale #tumblr sexymen #fihas #papyrus undertale #the onceler #memes #sexymanotd #my art #fanart #namonaki's garbage #i did this so fast jdfkl #you will eat his vanilla spaghetti gruel cake and you will LIKE IT #luckily no one at this wedding has any taste!

[levi-a-c-k-e-r-m-a-n]

Levi enters scene...

" He looked at me"

"I looked at him"

"F this shit i'm out"

#attack on titan #levi ackerman #captain levi #aot #my edits #levi attack on titan #levi #shingeki no kyojin #aot levi #This is but a taste of what brain rot looks like #aot memes

[emerald722]

it’s so them coded i cant

#badly edited but #blond bbg and her french simp #and if it was poison i wanted to taste it #it’s literally the sameee #tigress looks so much like vil tho #disney twst #twst wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #rook hunt #twst rook #rookvil #vil schoenheit #twst vil #vilrook #twst meme #carmen sandiego #tigress #mime bomb

[imminent-danger-came]

Alright, the traffic light trio dynamic, in my head

#it's like #there's dragonfruit and then there's dragonfruit's bestie who they want around #but to me it's like. even with dragonfruit- MK is still Mei's number one person #al la the meme above. If you are in a relationship with Mei you are also in a relationship with MK #I'll let go of their hand hold when I'm dead okay #they just #they hold each other's hands as they're taken into the scroll #*sobs* #lmk #lego monkie kid #traffic light trio #dragonfruit #lmk meme #lmk MK #lmk Mei #lmk Red Son #I'm so snobbish when it comes to my tastes for these 3 #my friend's dragonfruit fic is the holy bastion for me

[robbed-ghost]

Bruce can’t cook for shit but for the last 30+ years he’s perfected the art of secretly seasoning Alfred’s bland British food from right under his nose.

#dc #batman #bruce wayne #batfam #dc headcanon #bro travelled the world for years u cannot tell me he came back home to that white ass cooking and didn’t go oh. this is why I’m me… #u cannot tell me Talia would’ve fallen for a man that didn’t want seasoning #cooking? optional. flavor? mandatory. #bruce like that dog meme ‘NO COOK. ONLY SEASON.’ he’s got a thyme container in his mouth #all he’s good for in the kitchen please let us have this #Jason still texts him sometimes after getting food from alfred and being like ‘hey what goes with ceviche again’ #’what hides the taste of ricin after you’ve already cooked the food’ ‘ricin doesn’t have a flavor’ ‘oh ok.’ ‘………….avoid turmeric.’

[mew-ya]

#katakuri #charlotte katakuri #mew memes #taste like mochi and sadness

[oceanamethyst]

#ocean posts #ocean speaks #hollytaya #pitaya #pitaya dragon #pitaya dragon cookie #hollyberry #holly berry #hollyberry cookie #pitaya DOES indeed know what cave water tastes like #they also know what stalagmites taste like #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #crk #cookie run memes #cookie run meme #reblogs > likes