#the funny part is

[saythenameritwika]

Do you see what I see...? How are they so perfectly Barbie and Ken coded...

#seventeen #svt #dino #lee chan #boo seungkwan #boochan #dino and seungkwan #barbie and ken #the funny part is #this was before the barbie movie came out #and yet this is perfect #boochan are just special ✨️ #pls don't call them siblings #they're too close for that #they're soulmates your honor

[bnnywngs]

hello everyone! hopefully you guys are having a good day~~

in a few months my lil sister is going to turn 15, and that's a big milestone in my country, as in big fancy party and/or overseas family travel

because of that, i'm going to open commissions so i can buy her a fancy present ✨

i'm going to write 1 to 2k words, depending of what you ask for, and only for $5 usd

✅ i can: expand something i posted here; write a bday fic for our xianxian!; slice-of-life/domestic; angst (heavy or light)

❌ i can't: smut; dead dove

👬 i would like to write mostly for mxtx fandom and kenhina, if possible 🙏🏽

i already have a gift in mind actually, she really liked a gourmet tea i bought for myself last year, so i thought it would be nice to give it to her as her parents aren't really tea people (we only have the same (shitty) father) together with a pot and possibly a cup 🍵

anyway, thank you for your attention 🥰

my ao3 account

#fanfic writer #ao3 writer #mdzs #wangxian #tgcf #svsss #kenhina #kenhina fanfic #into the mxtx verse #my writing #bnnywngs writing #the funny part is #he was and still is the shittiest father to me but to her he's almost perfect #but i love her #and we have a good sibling relationship

[glitch-e-rat]

why cant i hold all these space aces?

#glitch.bat #the funny part is #i knew next to nothing about space before i started writing these dorks #but i GUESS I DO NOW #you know what a blazar is? #its REALLY COOL #okay bye #make a great nickname for loop actually but shhhhhhh

[twentysidednerd]

it’s a bad bitch’s birthday today

my little lady is 12 now! someone tell her to stop getting old, she’s supposed to stay baby FOREVER /j

#cat #my cat #my cat’s birthday #it’s her birthday #fluffy cat #fluffy #she’s so old now #the funny part is #the vet is confident she has like ten more years in her #sassy will never die /j #happy birthday

[ladylingua]

nyc is a city that really takes care of you

like today I didn’t want to eat what my partner was cooking for dinner and wanted takeout instead

and then lo and behold a giant cockroach reveals itself to be living in the salt bowl my partner had been using this whole time! takeout it is!

what a city

#the funny part is #literally 2 seconds before he came to tell me he had been seasoning our dinner with cockroach infused salt #I was thinking #‘actually that smells pretty good- guess I am excited for dinner now’ #lmao

[therabbitthatpostthings]

And thank you to my family, for always providing a reason to stay in the closet.

#shitpost #shitposting #the funny part is #her son is bi too #SO EVERYONE IS A LIL FRUITY #anyway y’all- #be who you are #for your pride #bisexual #bisexuality #now back to regularly scheduled shitposting

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

#still not really sure what part of this joke was funny? #cuz if the prank had worked #then they would have made an 8 year old think she had lost her family and been rejected by god #which isn’t really much of a joke #Christian’s are weird yall #pirateprincessjess

[spongebobssquarepants]

#dune 2 #dune part 2 #dune movie #memes #meme #theater #imax #twitter memes #funny memes #posts #reblog #kane52630

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

#dune #dune part two #dune 2 #mad max #twitter #meme #memes #tweets #tweet #funny #lol #humor

[phantomrose96]

Thinking about Edward Elric as the Amestrian Military's specialest little unfireable boy

State alchemists can be fired for underperforming. We know this up front from the likes of Shou Tucker. And this makes a ton of sense from the homunculi's standpoint since the state alchemists are sacrifice candidates, and the homunculi would want to cull the weakest candidates and focus only on cultivating the strongest ones who stand the best chance of opening the portal.

........Then there's Edward. Who's already opened the portal.

There's no need to cultivate him. No gamble taken on whether he's good enough to open the portal. He passed the final test already. Graduated 4 semesters early.

And as such, has a free pass to do Absolute Fuck All.

And I'm imagining how funny this is from like an outside perspective.

Some newish state alchemist who'd only ever read up on the stories of Edward Elric, ready and excited to start their career of being paid handsomely with endless freedom to research and travel and do anything they want in the pursuit of science... surprised and confused to find themselves put on probation their first month for things like "ignoring orders." Which is, as best they had thought, a famous Edward Elric pastime.

Roy showing a slight bit of stress about his yearly state alchemist report, and Ed just snorting and rolling his eyes at Roy because every year HE just hastily does his on the train ride over (canon in the manga, a travesty it was left out of the anime) and it gets rubber stamped. Ed not realizing that other alchemists' reports get genuinely scrutinized and torn apart while Ed is free to turn in whatever absolute bullshit he thinks of 36 hours ahead of time. One year his report was about whether alchemy could be done via dance (conclusion: no it can't) and no one cared. Roy WANTS to tell Ed there's some kind of unknown favoritism around Ed making him literally bullet-proof but Roy has no way to phrase this that doesn't sound like he's just in denial and mad at how good Ed's train-reports are.

Guy from the Internal Amestrian Affairs sector who's responsible for auditing other internal military personel for any suspicious activity hitting about 1 million red flags for Edward Elric, issuing a STRONG and URGENT recommendation to suspend the alchemist pending further investigation into things like "literal bunk-buddies with two members of the Xingese royalty (enemy nation)" and "spent $10,000,000 of his stipend on a librarian to make her re-copy (what he seemed to interpret as?) military records in some extremely transparent effort to unearth state secrets (it was a recipe book but he was literally asking her about state secrets)" and "literally has never once obeyed an order, ever, not even once in his career, and is on public record having said 'I do not care about the goals and protections of the Amestrian Military. I am in fact only pursuing my own interests several of which are diametrically opposed to the safety and well-being of the governing body of Amestris'"

The issued recommendation is intercepted before it even reaches its intended desk. President Bradley himself has taken issue with it and denies it before a single set of eyes has seen it. The President's veto stamp is a terrifying hammer, used rarely, and it is now sitting on the auditor's desk.

The auditor sleeps with one eye open from then on out.

#fma #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood #fma:b #literally anything about the dynamic between edward and the amestrian government is so so so funny to me #im begging you to come pick up your alchemist he keeps committing treason #Roy: absolute perfect ass-kisser and career-man playing the part 24/7 to disguise his treasonous ambitions and still #not flying under the radar #Edward on his public Twitter: bored. might tear down the Amestrian government for fun.

[xiewho]

i WILL take any excuse i have to draw the abernant sisters Btw

#fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #dimension 20 #adaine abernant #aelwyn abernant #fhjy #me when im in a late episodical art competition and the opponent is myself #this does not apply to anyone else btw i just have to draw fhjy art every week or i die #this was gonna have a second part to it but i cld barely finish this one HAHAHAHA #been having an art moment recently #anyways ! theyre so. #aelwyn's first instinct being to copy fig's bit and fig IMMEDIATELY hating it #so fucking funny man #my art

[etho-appreciation-acct]

congrats to falsesymmetry for becoming The First Woman ever

#why did the article only highlight that part of the sentence im dying #this is so funny to me #falsesymmetry #hermitcraft #mcc

[chloesimaginationthings]

NEVER ask FNAF Vanny about her past…

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf vanessa #fnaf vanny #mike schmidt #fnaf gregory #glitchtrap #fnaf #fnaf movie #security breach #fnaf help wanted #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #it’s so funny we all look over the fact Vanny has definitely killed people #like in canon and everything #and just has a ton of dead therapists #don’t be Vanny’s therapist!! you’ll never return 🙏🏾 #Gregory had no problem of being blunt BAHA #siblings moment 🩵 #and glitchtrap laughing too they gangin up on her #glitchtrap acting like he didn’t play a huge part in that smh #same with Gregory dudes just throwing her under the bus #we know what you did too Gregory

[not-so-rosyyy]

they keep baiting her but she said:

#zendaya #zendayaedit #dune #dune part two #dune press #userluz #sourcezendaya #ladiesofcinema #pocpopculture #*mine: gifs #i'm sorry i had to go take a page out of flora's book #because this is just too funny sksksksksksk #also thanks to huffy for posting the other day about the parallels with that britney meme #i haven't stopped laughing since

[violetwolfraven]

The funniest thing in the world to me is when people write mermaids that are bothered by humans eating fish. Like do you think fish don’t eat each other? The ocean is full of little freaks that will eat whatever or whoever the fuck will fit in their mouths. If the mermaids haven’t been eating fish this whole time what do you think they’ve been eating? If the answer is humans, that doesn’t make it any less funny. They’ll eat the species that looks like the top half of them but won’t eat a species that looks like the bottom half? Peak comedy.

#mermaids #mythical creatures #edit: #okay a lot of you have had good ideas about why mermaids possibly would be bothered by humans eating fish #so i will amend my original statement to say it’s funny and it doesn’t make any sense #unless you outright in-universe explain it #like don’t just fall back on the excuse of bUT tHeIR OUr unDERsEa BrOTherS #make it a part of their culture or physiology #if they haven’t been eating fish explain what they HAVE been eating and why #make it interesting

[egophiliac]

don't think I'm not still deep in the episode 7 brainrot. because OH BOY AM I

(also one more extremely, obnoxiously self-referential thing, I'm -- I'm so sorry)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 #twisted wonderland book 7 part 7 spoilers #and so ends the saga #(this time for real i promise) #malleus post-episode 7: shroud...i should have heeded your warnings...now tell me more about how i may hunt this elusive 'snipe' #alas poor puppies :( i'm glad they had a little aside about how they can fix them after this whole mess #let ortho have his dogs! #man i love that this has come down to malleus vs technology though #MY FAVORITE #ortho: you can destroy the shell that links me to this mortal world...but can you select the CORRECT DOWNLOAD LINK??? #malleus: (downloads a billion viruses and dies instantly) #also i'm probably the only one who thinks idia complaining about his own mental tartarus prison is funny #but there we go #idia has two modes and two modes only #he's either in the middle of a metaphor where he finally forgives himself for his brother's death and takes charge of his own destiny #or he's like 'fuck yeah i'm about to get isekai'd into the internet! (immediately falls over making dying whale sounds)' #wait no he has a third mode: actively suffocating because silver and sebek won't stop squishing him #look he's just delightful no matter what's going on okay