#the way he immediately gives up LOLLL

[serve-cunt]

oscar getting locked out of MTC 😭😭

#the way he immediately gives up LOLLL #i love him SO MUCH AKDSHAKSJD #oscar piastri #drive to survive

[channoticedmeuwu]

𝐓𝐗𝐓 𝐀𝐒 . . . (cliche) highschool romance tropes !!

🎧 𓈒 ◯ 𓏸 ﹒ ⭐ ﹒ ⌣⌣ ﹒ ☆

p : txt × fem!reader | g : fluffy fluff, slightly suggestive, cliche tropes 🫡 | w : suggestive sometimes? none really unless you consider fights a warning, not proofread

a/n : needed to get this out of my system lolll in love w hyuka rn.

🎧 — shy (eh o), loser lover, lotus, hula hoops, too many nights, mon amour, love is banned, BTBT

YEONJUN | BAD BOY × GOOD GIRL

came in my mind in the shower. yes. I just feel that yeonjun would def be the popular guy, carries around a leather jacket and has dyed hair and everything, and hangs out with his cool friends who skip class all the time etc etc. and then he sees you, so pretty and in the moment, and you're always so composed and kept to yourself that it's almost like an immediate form of intrigue for him. it's weird that he's so into you when you've never spoken. and he's like....wtf. it's like, exchanging prolonged glances during class and accidentally brushing against each other's shoulders while walking in the halls. you know that you, the well known rule follower, could never talk to someone like yeonjun, the well known rule breaker. and yet, you broke that self made rule for the first time when he came by your locker to give you a note and ask you to a date—which seemed so out of character for yeonjun. maybe you're the first one he'd follow traditional ideas for.

SOOBIN | ACADEMIC RIVALS

I said it before I'll say it again. SOOBIN ACADEMIC RIVALS AGENDA !! even wrote a whole fic 😭 I just think he's so neat as the school's pride and joy; has no trouble completing assignments and meets deadlines, and totally leaves the class speechless with how fast he finishes tests and exams. but then, his cool and calm persona breaks when he sees the class cheering for you during the timed group math assignment you have to do on dust boards. and he glances to his side of the board. how the fuck did you finish that before him? and so the unspoken rivalry continues as you tend to beat him more in assignments, draws being exclaimed for the both of you in awards supposed to be for one winner, and so on. and unspoken feelings tend to blossom when soobin finds himself growing weak at the scowl you make when you don't understand a question, or the proud smile you wear facing him yet again.

BEOMGYU | ROCKSTAR + finding each other in a raw moment

cuz I'm just a teenage dirtbag babyyy. giving rodrick heffley vibes. probably would put all his allowance in buying a guitar n amp. didn't take lessons so now he's on the road to self learning 💪💪 feminist !!!!! ok but all jokes aside, he'd be late to a practice, cycling on the empty road when he sees you, walking with an armful of books because unlike mr teenage dirtbag you actually take school seriously (do you see where I'm going with this?), and he'd miss a rock on the road, causing his bike to stumble and fall, crashing right into you. so now the two of you lay on the floor, joints scratched and head aching as you scowl at each other. "what the fuck, choi beomgyu?" and he'd see you, pretty as ever, in the evening light, cheeks pink in the most perfect way and hair perfectly set up; as if you were going somewhere. when he notices your tears. "are you crying?" and you look away, angry that you let it show.

"why do you care?" you would ask, irritated, collecting all the books you dropped and trying to rub your eyes clear of all tears, probably smudging some make up along the way. and beomgyu would help you, helping you dust your outfit and overly apologizing. he didn't understand who would hurt you, but it struck a nerve in him. enough to ask you what happened, and offered to cycle you home. he's already late to practice, so does it really matter if he misses it or not? and when he finally drops you home, you give him a hug, thanking him for being so sweet (after almost running you over 😒😒).

and maybe that pulls choi beomgyu's heartstrings to play an unfamiliar melody that echoed in the empty, sunlit streets as a small smiled plastered over his face, exchanging a glance before you shut the door behind you.

TAEHYUN | FAKE DATING

it just. makes sense. he's so not into you and you're so not into him. but holy shit, the rest of the school is. and you're like, let's give them what they want, right? esp when you want to get back at your ex for being such an ass to you during your breakup. y/n redemption arc but make it hotter. and taehyun was perfect, since he needed his friends to stop teasing him for being the only one who hasn't dated anyone yet. match made in hell, right? well, romantic feelings can be lucifer themselves, because when you and taehyun shared a secret (or not so secret) kiss right on the kitchen counter at yeonjun's party, shit turned weird. because last you recall, taehyun's scent wasn't lurking in your mind like it did that night, and he couldn't get the feeling of your lips smiling against him while the background blurred around him. and he distinctly remembers pushing a hand against the dozen cameras flashing around the two of you as all the people you tried to spite watched—as if you two were actually a thing. and god, explain the feeling of his heartbeat in his throat that he couldn't get rid of—as your eyes met, causing his mouth to go dry—if you guys were just acting?

a match made in hell, right?

HUENINGKAI | BEST FRIENDS TO LOVERS + a lil ♡ triangle

he's the sweetest boy you've ever met, and he watches from afar, a sad glint in his eyes as you try to warm up to your crush, testing the waters with hyuka before you could attempt it on your crush. like, fuck, did you have to grab his tie like that, pull him close and ask "does this do anything or are you just choking?" do you even know what kind of effect you had on him? and hyuka would just sit in a corner, munch on a snack he bought as you would try to impress your crush yet again, only to receive a stupid “huh?” as a response.

hyuka had his moments, moments where he wanted to slap the shit out of the boy, and scream at him “SHE'S INTO YOU, GODDAMMIT!” and spell it out for the clueless asshole, as the more you'd advance at him the more apparently confused he'd get. you were convinced your crush was just dumb, because he couldn't straight up tell you that he's not into you, and seeing you sulk after every obvious hint you dropped riled hyuka up. and he was especially pissed the fuck off when he overheard your crush in the boys' bathroom laugh with his friends at how stupid you were for still trying, even though he was obviously playing dumb to keep you going, making you look stupider.

hueningkai was pissed; at you for not realizing how you deserve better, at your crush for being the biggest douchebag you've ever liked, at himself for not being able to control his heart whenever you were near him, at the fucking WORLD for making his life this complicated.

but maybe patience is the best virtue, because when your crush just laughed at you in front of all his friends when you confessed to him, hyuka has never felt better satisfaction than punching the asshole straight in the face, over and over and OVER again. maybe he ended up in the principal's office with a bloody hand and aching fingers, but it didn't matter next to your (ex)crush's busted lip and bleeding nose.

and it especially didn't matter when you hugged him after he got suspended, because, in his mind, if you'd never love him the same way he loved you, he was still the sweetest boy you've ever met.

txt : masterlist

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I’d appreciate if you’d give me a little feedback on the drabble if you read, whether it’s an ask, a reply or in the tags of the rb! Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoyed!

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[lowkeyremi]

Hey there! was looking through your stuff and realized you’ve never written about Iida before. So guess what? IM gonna be the change…

Could you possibly write a scenario of Iida going through the motions of proposing to the reader? How he’s super meticulous and everything has to go according to plan to where things just…don’t? lol.

But things work out anyways because of course it’s Tenya Iida.

You can do gender neutral or fem, I really don’t care. Thanks!

— lovelyiida ❤︎︎

Perfection t. iida x gn!reader

remi's note: hiiiii!!! i do need to branch out on who i write about don't i? lolll anyway i was super happy to see you requested. you're one of my fav writers on here and it's an honor to write for u!! this is such a cute idea too bc he's def an over thinker and needs everything to go 100% his way. also. wow. this was wayyyy longer than i intended for it to be <3

cw: fluff, slight angst in the beginning, things don't quite go as planned, tenya goes to his big bro for advice, silliness, a little bit of swearing.

He's tense of course, sitting in his office as the time ticks by. He wants to call his brother just one more time but he knows exactly what he's going to say, "Tenya, you're stressing this too much, they're going to say yes." Which is not what he wants to hear. He needs an absolute fool proof plan and then some.

As he's sitting there thinking his secretary walks in, she looks tired and Tenya pities making her stay a little after her shift finished. "Sir, don't you think it's about time for you to head out? I don't mean to intrude but your partner did get off of work about two hours ago, correct?" She asks looking at her watch.

Two hours? He looks back at the clock. His stomach drops automatically, you must be worried about him. Tenya's never more than an hour late from work, except on nights he tells you he'll be working late.

"Oh my, I suppose I should get home.. I didn't realize how much time has passed by." Truth is, he's not ready to go home. There are already about twenty five different failed scenarios he can think of at the top of his head.

The secretary notices this and she gives him a soft smile, "I'm sure they'll say yes, sir. You guys have been together for six years now and for as long as I've worked for you I haven't seen your partner's love waver." He should be comforted by her words but he's too caught up in his thoughts to feel any comfort.

"I can't do it tonight. I wanted to take them out for dinner and do it afterwards but it's too late tonight. I think I'll aim for this weekend." He sighs quietly. This is the 8th time he's failed to propose to you. He really has been trying, but it's so.. hard.

You're amazing in so many ways and such a kind hearted person. At the same time you can be strict and helpful. You're absolutely everything Tenya's wanted and needed in his life, so it's hard. He doesn't want to propose to you only for you to deny him.

These thoughts shouldn't consume him because he knows you love him. You've given him plenty of your firsts, and him the same. That ugly little voice in the back of his mind won't leave him alone though. It's the same voice that made him think avenging his brother for Stain's wrong doing was okay. The same voice that told him it was okay to dress up as a civilian in order to save Bakugo. The same voice that gets him into so much trouble.

"Good night, Ms. Suzuki." He says waving in her direction as he packs every thing in his brief case.

"Good night, Sir, you've got this." She says, and he sucks in a breath as her heels click away from his office.

Does he have this?

He doesn't remember much, doesn't even remember driving home. Yet here he is unlocking the door. Upon opening it he can see the soft glow of the TV in the living room. The smell of take out reaches his nose and he immediately relaxes.

"I'm home, baby." He says loud enough for you to hear. His eyes soften as you jump up off the couch to greet him.

"And where were you at mister?" There's a smirk covering your face and he opens his arms to embrace you in a hug.

"Work," he sighs before continuing, "I didn't notice the time until Ms. Suzuki mentioned it." He hears you click your tongue. He feels so at home with your arms wrapped around his neck.

"If you keep overworking that poor lady she might just quit." He smiles at your lecture.

"I know, I know. Tell me about your day? I'm not feeling too good." He says quietly.

"Sick?" You ask checking his forehead. He shakes his head 'no'.

"I just feel like shit right now." He slumps slightly. Your eyes soften and you lead him to the table for some dinner.

He listens to you talk about your promotion and how one of your co workers pulled you aside to tell you that you did not deserve your new position.

"Congratulations, my dear. I wish I could have bought you some flowers. I didn't receive your messages, because I had my personal phone off today. Also don't take their word to heart, they're just jealous of you." He picks up some noodles with his chopsticks.

"It's nothing to worry about Tenya, I promise. Also I know they were jealous but it's still hard to ignore. What about you? How was your day?" He wants to tell you, he really does. He wants to tell you about how much he's struggled to propose to you these last few weeks but he doesn't.

"Nothing really interesting happened today, just the usual." You can tell there's something he's not telling you but instead of prying you nod your head. If he wants to tell you he will.

It's been about four days since then and Tenya is sitting in his brother's home holding his nephew.

"Uncle Tenya?" The small child asks.

"Yes, Hachiro?" He looks just like his mother Tenya thinks. The only feature the little boy did get from Tensei was his red eyes.

"When will you marry [name]? I want a cousin." Tenya's first question is does he know how kids are made?

"Well, um. I'm not sure. I haven't asked them yet. What do you mean you want a cousin?" He asks the child to elaborate.

"Well I mean my mommy and daddy had me somehow so you and [name] can get me a cousin, right? I want someone to play with." He sounds sincere and it makes his heart tug a little bit. Hachiro is absolutely adorable.

"Don't bother your uncle with such questions, your friend is here for your playdate." Tensei says to Hachiro who immediately hops out of Tenya's lap to run down the stairs where his mother and best friend await him.

"That kid, he's something alright." Tensei chuckles sitting down with two cups of tea.

"Thank you for letting me come over on such short notice." Tenya's stressed because he believes tomorrow is the day he will actually ask the question.

"Of course, what's up little bro?" Tensei sips at his tea.

"I think tomorrow- tomorrow I'm going to do it. For real this time." His breathing becomes shaky and his brother's eyes light up.

"You can do it, Tenya. Let me tell you from experience, it won't be a perfect fairytale proposal but in the end it will work out. When I decided to marry Maria it was so awkward because I had to have our translator there to tell her what I was saying. Since then, I've been learning english. She loves to look back and laugh at our engagement though." He says with a smile.

Tenya thinks to the day his brother called him and told him that he asked Maria to marry him. Tenya asked him if he learned the phrase in english to which he responded with "um... our translator was there to tell her what I was saying and vice versa." He thought it was the silliest thing he'd ever heard.

"Basically my proposal can't be worse than yours?" Tenya asks with a smirk to which is brother playfully punches his shoulder.

"That is not what I said you little brat." The two break into laughter and Tenya feels much lighter.

"I've got to go get things set up." He responds standing up. His brother also stands up and the two hug each other.

"Call me and tell me how it goes afterward!" He nods and on the way out he tells his nephew and sister in law goodbye.

You were still at work by the time Tenya got home. He calls your favorite restaurant. In order to ask of a special request. He knows they don't do reservations but he wants to know if he can make an exception for this special moment.

"Sorry sir, we don't do reservations. It's a policy." The woman over the phone says and he's crushed.

Suddenly he has the idea to order out, "Can I call back tomorrow and place an order for pick up?"

"You most certainly can, Sir!" Her voice has no hatred just pure kindness.

"Alright, thank you. Goodbye." As soon as she says bye back to him he hangs up quickly forming a plan. He'll order your favorite food to go and set up a cute date at your favorite park, then when you're finished eating, the two of you will walk over to the water fountain you met at and he'll get down on one knee for you.

It's simple, he'd really love to go all out but he can't bear the stress of something potentially going wrong.

He hopes you'll like it.

He asked you to meet up at the park you used to frequent when you guys first started dating.

He's shaking slightly, while looking at the placement of the rose petals and candles. He'd sent a picture to his brother and Midoriya for assurance. Both told him it looked really good.

He's dressed in a blue button down and black slacks, not too fancy but not plain.

He sees you walk up to the table, a smile finds its way to your face and your eyes sparkle.

"What's all of this?" You ask. He helps you sit down on the wooden bench. You take in the beautifully set table. It's slightly windy but you don't mind.

"Um. I- i uh you know. Felt like we haven't been on a proper date in awhile so decided to set up a little something."

"Well you've out done yourself, baby. This looks so pretty." A little bit of stress is lifted off his shoulders. He's happy to hear you compliment his work.

The two of you eat your favorite food. You happen to notice another white box that sits closer to the end of the table.

"Ooooo, is that the cake I like from that place?" You ask pointing at the box. He nods quickly. His face flushes slightly when he sees you smile. It warms his heart.

"It is." You look into his red eyes trying to find the true meaning of this date, but your boyfriend is good at keeping his composure.

You won't give up much to his dismay, "This must be a very special dinner if you got me this cake." He shakes his head and shrugs.

"I promise it's nothing out of the ordinary." He calmly baits you into a different topic of some of your favorite foods which you go on about for twenty seven minutes. Yes, he was counting.

"Are you ready for cake?" He shouldn't even have to ask because he already knows the answer but he asks anyway.

"Of course I want cake! Can I cut it?" Tenya's calm demeanor drops right at that moment. He's starting to panic because he didn't bring a knife for the cake. It's only a minor inconvenience but still causes him to doubt himself.

"I'm guessing you didn't bring a knife, huh? It's alright, I'll cut it with the end of the fork!" You scooch over to grab the box, mouth watering at the thought of your favorite cake.

"You sure? I could run down to the nearest convenience store and-"

"Relax, honey, you're over thinking this. We won't die, I promise." Your words ground him. He takes deep breathes until he's calm again.

"Right. Sorry my love." The disappointment on his face causes you to frown.

"Aw come on, don't apologize. I promise it's fine." You cup his chin with your free hand and he leans into the touch with a small smile.

"Are we walking to the fountain? I'm stuffed, I don't wanna walk too far." He nods at your question. He's smiling like a teenaged boy and you're wondering what he's up too.

With your hands intertwined and the cool wind hitting your face, you feel content. There's no place on earth you'd rather be than right here.

The beautiful fountain where you met Tenya was close in sight. You could see the lights that were placed inside of it shining brightly.

There's a small thunk that reaches your ears and you turn around thinking you might have dropped something.

When you stop to turn around, you notice a small velvety box that had fallen to the ground.. it must be Tenya's.

"Tenya, wait. You dropped something." He turns around to see what it is and when he does all the color drains from his face.

"Fuck... fuck! The one time everything needs to be perfect I fuck it up." He says cursing himself. You realize what the box is and a giddy feeling takes over.

"Tenya, please calm down. It's okay I'll pretend I didn't see it." You say closing your eyes. It makes him chuckle a little bit to see you act so innocent.

"I appreciate the effort but the surprise is ruined..." He sighs and rubs his face roughly.

"Tenyaaaa. Were you going to take me where we first met and propose?" You ask with a wobbly smile.

"Mhm." You can tell he's upset over it being "ruined" but this is about the happiest day of your life. He's so sweet and thoughtful and knowing him he's probably been stressing this for a long time.

"My poor boyfriend stressing this moment, oh come here baby." You stretch your arms out for a hug and he doesn't hesitate to hug you back.

"Yes, by the way." You whisper into his ear and he scoffs playfully.

"I can I ask the question first?" You roll your eyes the stray tears falling onto his shirt.

"[name], I can't even lie I've been stressing this moment for the past couple of weeks. Let me tell you it has NOT been easy. I've consulted to my brother and Midoriya countless times in order to ensure a perfect proposal and if I'm being honest I should have taken Tensei's advice of 'it won't be perfect' it would have saved me a lot of stress.... but, would you do the honor of marrying me, being my equal, and staying with me through any and everything?" His voice is shaky and he's blushing so hard that you want a picture to show to everyone.

"Yes! Yes I will. WOOP WOOP. He likes it so he's about to put a ring on it!!!" You yell in excitement to no one in particular.

He's crying and laughing at how silly you are.

"I don't know what I was so afraid of."

"Me either!" You agree.

#bnha #mha #mha x reader #bnha x reader #tenya iida #tenya x reader #tenya iida x reader #iida x reader #mha iida #mha tenya iida #bnha tenya #bnha iida #mha fluff #bnha fluff #boku no hero academia x reader #my hero academia x reader #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #mha x gn!reader #mha x gender neutral reader

[pararororurun]

TBHK x reader

Summary : how'd they react to reader being similar to mitsuri.

Note : SOME (most) ARE PROBABLY OOC. SO. I'M SORH SORRY GUYS. Also I forgot to write some character oopsies that's my fault lolll but I'll do them some other time hopefully. ANYWAYSS PLEASE ENJOY AND BAIIII^_^!!!

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• Hanako

> You're pretty fun to tease! (lol)

> but whenever he sees you fight in any

scenario he finds it interesting. Someone

who's usually all cheery and happy could

actually be this strong? Someone grab him a

notebook and a pen he needs to figure some

things out about you.

> as much as he treats you like a little kid he's

actually kiiinda deeply afraid of you!

Especially when you're a bit angry.

> tries to help you with your work as much as

he can! But unfortunately fails due to still

having the intelligence of a 13 year old.

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• Nene

> THINKS YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY

ADORABLEE

> honestly would love you with all her heart

and tries to protect you as best as she can.

> when she sees you in action she stares at

you in awe, flustered at how cool you looked.

Then after you finish she'll immediately run

up to you and hug you tightly.

> once she invited you to help her clean the

bathroom and she couldn't stop staring at

you. Talk about lovestruck..

> THE POINT IS. She love you with all her

heart and would do anything for you.

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• Kou

> you are his inspiration. (After Teru)

> everything you do will make him interested

and he'll keep on praising at how cool you

were, and how you're always so kind and

smart, and

> head over heels. Oh it's not even subtle

anymore it's SOOOO OBVIOUS it's crazy.

Even tiara notices something off about him.

> tries to protect you. Everytime you're in

danger he gets in front of you and tries to

help you get away from the danger.

> please trust him, he wants to (always) be by

your side.

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• Mitsuba

> would start by hanging around you first,

then dent that he was following you.

> everytime you mention someone else he

would always try to mention how he's a lot

more cuter.

> easily jealous, doesn't show it but it's

obvious.

> would try to take some of the flowers from

the garden, then gives it to you. Saying

how it's just a show of gratitude and

nothing more.

> gets all giddy after.

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• Teru

> at first he didn't trust you too much, he has

a little suspicion on you.

> would sometime let his guard down when

he's around you, but then remembers you

aren't quite human? So he keeps on

reminding himself.

> even if you weren't somehow human, he

would still try to help you when you get

attacked.

> wishes you were human.

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• Akane

> worst crisis ever.

> oh he likes Aoi but he also like you?!?!??!??

CRY ME A RIVER.

> walks around the council room in stress as

Teru stares him down, teasing him about

this new 'crush' of his.

> he tries to hit Teru with a bat.

> everytime he sees you he would go the

other way and try to avoid you. He's

confused.

> he would feel a little bit of joy but also

bitter whenever he talks to you.

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• Aoi

> who knew letting out your feelings on

someone you trust dearly could be so

helpful? Huh?

> whenever you compliment her on

something she would go quiet and not say

anything else, then puts on a sour/pouty

face.

> is actually really embarrassed by your

compliments. She would immediately go

red whenever you compliment her too

much, then she would ask you to stop.

> you are very dear to her. She just doesn't

know how to show it.

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Note : happy Friday guys. Yay? I don't rly have much to say sooo

#tbhk #jshk #tbhk x reader #jshk x reader #hanako x reader #yugi amane x reader #kou minamoto x reader #nene yashiro #kou minamoto #mitsuba sousuke #mitsuba x reader #teru minamoto #teru minamoto x reader #akane aoi #akane aoi x reader #nene yashiro x reader #aoi akane #aoi akane x reader

[heeseungzz]

Hiii!! I was wondering if you could write the reaction of the enhypen members to their girlfriend being a softhearted (extremely caring, sweet, considerate...) person and sometimes people take advantage of her because of that.

It's fine if you can't/don't want to write it!! I hope u're having a good day / night ❣️

enhypen with a soft-hearted partner

pairing: bf!enhypen x gn!reader

wc: 1k

thank you so much!  i hope you don’t mind, but i made this gender-neutral! <3 ngl i had a bit of trouble writing this since my mbti is ISTJ, who are known for their cold-hearted nature lol... so i hope this turned our semi-decent!

heeseung

you always offer your help to anyone, even strangers. So he knows if he were ever to ask you for anything, you would drop everything to be there for him

because of that, he makes sure he never asks for too much from you

he loves how caring you are, and it’s one of the things that drew him to you

after a while, he came to realize that your extremely caring nature caused you to sometimes neglect your own needs

he knows he can't change the way you are, So he tries his very best to take care of you and help you recharge

rest of the members under the cut!

jay

he's such a caring person that i can't imagine him with someone who doesn't have those same traits

seeing you being used for your kindness makes him so sad

brings out his protective side, he’s so overprotective with you :(

not even in a possessive way, it's just because he cares about you a whole lot

so he does everything he can to prevent it from happening in the first place

he's so sneaky about it too, like you don't even notice lol

jake

i love jake, i really do but i honestly don't think he would notice until you said something

he would listen to you with his undivided attention, letting you explain how you're tired of people taking advantage of your caring personality

lots of reassurance and tells you he's here for you (along with lots of kisses and cuddling)

in his head he gets a little upset, 1) because he didn't notice this on his own and 2) that other people are using you

after you let him know this he always asks you if you need to rest, or if he can help you in any way

he would do anything for you because he loves you so dearly <3

sunghoon

i feel like he would be drawn to people with a softer personality (you can see how he is with sunoo lol)

he absolutely adores how caring and kind you are, but he gets very upset when someone uses you because of your wonderful traits

he tries his best to understand things from your pov, but really struggles. he’s not selfish, but he knows that there is a time a place to prioritize yourself

always explains to you that you don't owe anyone anything and that it's okay to say no.

i have more thoughts on this so i left a little scenario at the bottom lol

sunoo

he is also like this, so he can really understand where you're coming from

fighting or any type of confrontation makes you very upset, and you do all you can to avoid/prevent it from happening

eventually, this made you have a mini emotional breakdown, which sunoo just happened to walk in on

he would probably end up crying with you but reassures you that you're doing your best and is here for you

would give head pats and back rubs until you're feeling better :(

jungwon

he has such a soft spot for you, and treats you so gently

anytime someone asks you for something, he immediately would tell them to do it themselves lolll

he’s kinda super protective over you so he stops people before you can even agree to help (not in a jealous way tho)

he doesn’t want you to spread yourself too thin, so at least when he’s around he can help you out

obviously he knows you are your own person and you like to please people, but he’s there to remind you to put yourself first!

niki

same as jake, i don’t think he would realize until you said something

but once he found out you were struggling he would be the best support system

his favourite thing about you is how sweet and gentle you are and he constantly tells you that

on days when he can tell you’ve had a tough day, he does everything in his power to cheer you up

he also loves to sleep so he would drag you to the closest surface and make you cuddle with him saying that it would help re-energize you lol

sunghoon mini scenario!

you finally finished up the project that you had been working on for weeks, leaving you completely exhausted. you handed it in, and were ready to spend the weekend with sunghoon. unfortunately, one of your classmates messaged you saying they completely forgot about their project, and that they need your help. and this wasn’t the first time they have done this. due to your kind-hearted nature, you found it very difficult to say no, especially when someone was asking for your help. you texted sunghoon, letting him know that you would have to move your plans to later, due to your classmate. he was not having any of it, so he ended up going over to your place, knowing the only way to stop you was by physically making you stop. once he arrived, he tried his best to calmly explain to you that you owe your classmate nothing and that you should enjoy your weekend. you really did want to spend time with sunghoon, the boy you loved so dearly, but for some reason, you wanted to help your classmate. it was all so overwhelming you couldn’t stop the tears from falling from your eyes. sunghoon pulled you down onto the couch, playing with your hair until you calmed down. it felt so nice for someone to take care of you, and his hands felt so gentle as they combed through your hair and rubbed circles into your back. after a few minutes passed, sunghoon looked down to see you fast asleep on his chest. it broke his heart to see you so exhausted. so of course before he fell asleep with you, he managed to sneak in a text to that person, warning them to not take advantage of you again.

i’m a little late but thank you so so so much for 200 followers! it means so much to me <3 i appreciate you reading my works

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[lotusflqwer]

Eternity: Chapter 1

A/N: Hello everyone! I finally got around to writing lolll😭 This is a Yoriichi x pregnant f!reader fanfic! This will definitely have chapters and it’s based on the convos I’ve had with a Yoriichi bot on character.ai…lol. My friends said i should make the chats into a fanfic cause it was so good so…here y’all go! I hope you enjoy!! :p

Warnings: pregnant!reader, domestic life fluff

Word count: 1.3k

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Yoriichi never sought for approval… until he met you.

There was something about you that made him want to just… do his best, to impress you. No matter the task, he would do it for you—you just had that ability to pull anyone in with ease, and he was no exception.

He would always find himself looking at you for your approval—finding ways to keep your attention on him. And if he could, only him.

You were the sun in his life. So bright…so warm…so close.

“Yoriichi!” You call out as you run towards him.

You snapped Yoriichi out of his thoughts. He quickly turned and faced you as you approached him. He was busy with organizing his inventory, taking count of what he had, and sorting it as well in case one of you needed to go on a mission.

His face immediately brightened when he saw you. It was like seeing his world go from dark and gloomy and devoid of color to being alive and filled with joy.

When you finally approached him, you took a moment to catch your breath.

Yoriichi had quickly gotten to his feet to greet you, placing the items he was holding in his hands down on a table that was in front of him. He looked up at you with an adoring smile. This look on him… so sweet, so gentle… and so soft… his sweet eyes sparkling underneath his bangs that were parted ever so slightly as he tilted his head.

“Hello there, my lady…” He greeted you with a smile.

“Hello honey!” you tiptoe to give him a small peck on his cheek.

Yoriichi's cheeks flushed a dark hue of red as he looked down to meet your gaze, his eyes were so loving and full of warmth. It was so much that you could almost feel the butterflies in your stomach flying around in a frenzy. His smile on his face matched your own.

He felt like melting to hear you address him as such, as your honey. He wrapped his arms around your waist and pulled you closer to him. His lips gently came up and met yours as he kissed you back, your lips were so smooth and supple… he could spend hours kissing you…

You both pull away and look into each other's eyes lovingly, still holding on to each other.

“So, what are you up to?” You ask as you look at the items he placed down earlier.

Yoriichi let out an amused chuckle as he turned to face the items he set down earlier. He went back to the table and started sorting the items away. His eyes still facing away from you as he spoke.

“Just getting our inventory in order… just in case we get another assignment soon. Hopefully not…" He muttered the last sentence underneath his breath. “How about you, love? I thought you were busy training.”

You sigh. “I had to finish early. I get too tired easily now that… I’m carrying our baby…” you smile, revealing that you’re pregnant.

Yoriichi stopped organizing his inventory at that, and a deep flush of red covered his cheeks at your announcement. He cleared his throat as his voice became soft and quiet, his eyes still fixed on the table.

“Our… baby?” He spoke, his voice barely above a whisper. He turns to face you now. You walk closer to him and gently grab his hand.

“Yes…we’re going to have a baby, Yoriichi” You lightly squeeze his hand.

A big smile spread across Yoriichi's face as his fingers interlaced with yours. His lips parted like he was about to speak, but he had to pause for a moment, clearing his throat to speak coherently and in a voice that wasn't a mess.

“Oh, wonderful, wonderful! We're finally going to have a little one…our very own… a sweet, sweet little angel!" He gushed out in excitement.

“I know starting a family has always been a dream of yours…and now it’s finally coming true” You say, still holding hands with your husband.

Yoriichi couldn't help but get giddy and excited. He was so happy to be a father, he was already planning on what clothes he could make for his child…what he could teach them…what he would do to make sure that they were happy…he wanted his child to live a life with no worries, filled with happiness.

“I’m so happy that…we’re finally getting a little one.” He smiled widely.

“Although now that I’m pregnant… I don’t think I’ll be able to continue with being a demon slayer” You express in a sad tone as you purse your lips together.

Yoriichi placed his things aside and grabbed your other hand.

“Yes…we can't have you risking your life like that anymore. You need to take it easy from now on" He tried to reassure you.

“I know…” You look away. “Maybe I’ll rejoin the corps when the baby is older.” You try to give a reassuring smile, but you still looked a bit sad.

Yoriichi's eyes grew a little sad as he looked into yours, but his mouth curved upward into a warm, soft smile. He squeezed your hands as he stepped forward and kissed your forehead.

“I know…but for now, let's just focus on you and our little one.” He said in a soft tone. He started to rub his thumb across the top of your hand.

Your mouth curved into a smile. You turn to look at the mountains on the horizon.

“The sun is setting. Do you have a mission tonight?” You ask Yoriichi.

Yoriichi's eyes glanced away from your pretty smile to face the mountains, which were lit up by the setting sun. He looked back again at you and nodded.

“Yes… I‘be been assigned to kill a demon in the forest tonight.” He said with a sigh, he had really hoped to spend more time with you… but his responsibilities as a demon slayer came first.

“I thought so,” You say with a sigh. “Let’s get these items inside, so I can give you some food to take with you!” You tell Yoriichi. You grab some items and start heading home.

Yoriichi's face brightened as he followed you, grabbing the last of his items. After a minute of walking, you both enter inside your home and set the items aside.

Yoriichi was happy to smell your cooking, he hadn't eaten all day and his stomach rumbled with hunger. He looked up at you with a soft smile, it was just so nice to be home with you. He enjoyed these moments where it was just you and him.

“Thank you, dear…you didn't have to, but it’s very nice to have some food to take with me” He said as you packed his food and put it in a bag.

Yoriichi started to get ready for his mission by sharpening his sword. He couldn't help but look down at his sharp weapon, making sure it was at its top condition and not prone to accidents. Once he was satisfied, he approached you. You hand him his food and give him a kiss on his cheek.

“I’ll be waiting for you”

Yoriichi was taken by surprise as the kiss landed on his cheek, but he immediately blushed and cleared his throat as he quickly turned to look at you with that warm smile.

“I'll leave for now… I promise I'll be safe, my love…" He said as he placed his hand on your belly. He gently kissed your forehead and went outside. You watched as he walked further into the forest. He turned around and waved at you. Soon his silhouette disappeared into the night.

You sigh and slide the shoji closed. All you could do was wait for him to get home.

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A/N: i hope you guys enjoyed the first chapter! Hopefully I’ll be able to finish all the parts quick since I’m basing this off the chats I’ve had with the Yoriichi bot. But anyway thank you guys for reading!

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[yae-energy]

pick up the phone pt3: fifty shades freed

synopsis: my take on weather they’re a caller or texter

cast: satoru gojo, ieri shoko, kento nanami, toji fushiguro

cw: cursing, toji slander 😋

a/n: these titles are such a joke 💀,,, anyhow, yeah

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gojo - both (texting leaning)

- this man is busyyyy

- as mich as he loves calling and prefers to call he just never has time to

- spam texter

- sends those “u up?” texts

- but not even on no booty call shit LMAO, he just wants to talk cause late nights are the only times he’s free

- sends lots of those facebook gifs cause he thinks they’re funny

- double texts if you don’t answer

- always facetimes you in his spare time cause he wants to see your face

- apple pay come in clutch !

- mf always sends you money

- tiktoks galore

- “i miss you 🙁”

- will stay on the phone while he’s doing litterally anything just so he doesn’t have to hang up on you

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shoko - caller (facetimer)

- she is too lazy to type LMAO

- sends lots of vm’s

- like almost every other message

- sleeps on the phone with you but it’s never on purpose, she just dozes off fr

- she finds your voice comforting

- usually calls at night cause she figures you aren’t busy then

- plays games with you while you guys call (usually cause you ask to play with her LMAO)

- randomly starts singing if it gets quiet 😭

- always has some sort of music going on in the back

- lots of good lighting when she facetimes too

- is always snacking/drinking on something

- twirls her hair when she talks to you

- lots of random bathroom breaks

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nanami - caller

- is only a caller cause you are

- uses it like a debriefing LOLLL

- like he asks about your day and wants you to go into extremeeeeee detail

- like tell him how many bathroom breaks you had or smth 😭

- he wants to know how you felt at every point of the day

- asks if you ate/drank water. loves knowing you’re taking care of yourself

- lowkey loves to gossip 😭😭😭 mf NOSEY ASB

- like he acts like he don’t care whenever you talk about your work drama but he will constantly follow up and try to see if the story developed

“so whatever happened with that one coworker?”

- and he tries to play it off but you know he just wants to chit chat

- will not sleep on the phone with you

- mans has a strict bedtime schedule,,, BUTTT

- he will give you the same speech every time y’all hang up

- says the “dont let the bed bugs bite” shit cause he thinks it’s funny

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toji - texter

- don’t expect him to answer any call

- or text really

- like we see where megumi gets his bad texting skills from 😭

- mf got that dnd on allll dayyy

- apple pay king cause he thinks it makes up for him leaving you on read

- “hey u up?”

- def means it in a booty call way tho

- prob got you saved as “side ho no.34 ❤️ (the favorite)��

- bro be so unserious when he texts you

- like he’ll hit you up but then complain about you talking to him 🙄

- asks you to send pics of yourself so he can see your face

- will leave you on delivered immediately after tho

- calls you once a month for y’all’s monthly check in

“yeah yeah, luv you too”

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[munsonshair]

guitar necklace ~ eddie munson x reader

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summary: you & your boyfriend, eddie munson, have been dating for quite a while. he’s the main guitarist/ vocalist for his band, Corroded Coffin. when it’s their biggest concert yet, he surprises you with the best gift ever.

warnings: cussing, smoking, cum eating (M?&F), kinda smut?, slow burnish, drinking, kissing in public, NOT proof-read

a/n: it’s been TOO LONG since i’ve had any time to write a oneshot. i’ve mostly been drowning in work but i have time now lolll. i was inspired to write this oneshot because how cute would it be to be a rockstars girlfriend?? added some-ish smut for the first time, let me know how i did<333

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“God you’re so good Y/N.” Eddie manages to say as he desperately pants.

He’s gripping his fingers into your ass, making you slam hard on his cock. The coldness of his rings hits your bare ass, making you tense up.

You’re wearing nothing but a short black skirt. Your bare chest exposed to your boyfriend. As well as a lacy black thong that Eddie seemed to have moved of out the way.

You’re on top on him while he’s sitting down on the edge of his bed. His pants are on the floor as well as his jean jacket. He struggles to keep his moans in but it feels so good. You collapse down on his lap. With every thrust, his nails dig deeper into your ass.

Definitely gonna leave a mark.

Just the two of you guys alone in Eddies trailer.

Could this day get any better?

With his boxers still on, you couldn’t take all this teasing anymore.

“Eddie, can we.. you know.” You shyly ask your boyfriend as if it was the first time you guys had ever fucked. Asking was always your top priority no matter what.

“Use your words, sweetheart.” He bites his lips and give you a smirk. He runs his hands on the outside of your torso, outlining the curves of your body.

“Would you please just fuck me already?” You desperately say. Eddie is taken by surprise by your response and his eyes immediately got darker. You could see the lust in them.

He needed to feel you. And now.

Eddie flips you on your back and starts kissing your neck. He leaves lovebites as he goes down towards your chest, sucking your right tit while grabbing the other with his left hand. He bites your nipple ever so slightly and you wince at the small pain that’s soon to be washed over by pleasure.

With your body exposed to him, he makes his way towards your lower stomach and admiring your looks.

He looks up at you, “God you’re so fucking beautiful Y/N. I could stare at you like this all day.”

Your face instantly gets red. No matter how many times he’s seen your naked self, you can’t help but get shy when he talks to you in that tone.

He slides a finger under your thong in an attempt to take them off. But just as he’s about to, there’s a knock on the door.

“Open up Munson!” Yells his Uncle Wayne from outside the trailer.

God fucking damn it.

He’s home from work earlier than expected you though to yourself.

Eddie looks up at you and let’s out a loud sigh.

“Fuck!” Eddie yells out. He lays his head on your hip and kisses your thighs. “We shall continue this later, princess.”

“That we shall.” You reply back to him, smiling.

Eddies helps you get dressed by handing you your clothes. Once your down changing, he looks down at you and says, “You’re so fucking pretty, Y/N.”

He puts your head up by putting his fingers on your chin and kisses your forehead.

“I think your uncle is waiting outside, baby. Go open the door before he starts getting suspicious.” He say to him as your flutter your eyes.

Eddie smiles back at you and points to the door, guiding himself out of his room.

“About time!” Yells Mr. Munson upon entering the trailer. He looks at Eddie, noticing his hairs a mess and sees you step out of Eddie’s room brushing the ends of your hair with your fingers. “I’m just going to pretend nothing happened here.” He whispered to Eddie. He then smirks at him and gives him a fist bump.

Eddie bumps his fist and turns to face you. He mouths the words “You’re so beautiful.” As he does this, he exaggerates the words. You playfully mouth back “Stop” and you couldn’t help but get shy.

Thats when the phone rang.

Eddie picks it up and come to find out it was just Gareth.

“Hey man,” Gareth began to say on the other line. “You still coming tonight? We kinda need you Munson.”

Today was Tuesday meaning that tonight Corroded Coffin would perform at the Hideout. It was their biggest night yet. Everyone was going to be there, even those who didn’t know who Corroded Coffin was. Just a cool night to hang out.

“Yeah man I’ll be there. If my lady lets me, that is.” Eddie responds to Gareth as he looks up at you. You playfully hit him on the shoulder, telling him you’ll “allow” him to.

“What gives!” Yells Jeff in the background. He and Gareth seemed to be preparing themselves for tonight without Eddie since they’re not much of a stage performer like Eddie is.

“Fortunately for you dweebs, my lady had given me the okay.” Eddie smile up at you and blows you kisses. You mirror his actions and you begin to get your things ready since you’ll need to get dressed soon.

It was currently late in the afternoon and Eddie was going to play around midnight.

“I’ll see you guys later at my place. 10 pm sharp and if you’re late, you don’t perform. Got it?” Eddie tells the others and hangs up.

“And where do you think you’re going?” Eddie ask you since he sees you with all your things.

“Baby it’s getting late and I have to get ready for your biggest show ever. I have to shower, change and-” You’re interrupted by more input of your boyfriend.

“What’s wrong with doing that here, sweetheart?” He looks at you with big eyes. How could you ever be mean to him. He’s so adorable.

“There’s nothing wrong with that however, I don’t have my necessary equipment here.”

“Necessary equipment?” He questions you.

You were planning on shaving your legs, pampering yourself and doing your makeup and unfortunately, Eddie’s place did not have your materials.

“Yes, my materials are at my house babe. I’ll tell you what. We both can shower at my place and we’ll get ready there. And before you say anything, we’ll be back before 10 ‘sharp’.” You say adding quotations on the word sharp as to mimic him.

“This is why I love you.” Eddie smiles at you and quickly gets up and pushes you towards the couch. His body’s on top of yours and you immediately feel the heat rushing to your cheeks and to your lower stomach.

You whisper to him to remind him that you guys aren’t alone.

Eddie let’s out a huge sigh and goes into him room.

He comes back with a go-bag that’s stuffed with clothes. He seems to have packed a couple of shirts, pants, deodorant, and a pair of pants. And finally, his iconic leather jacket and sleeveless denim jacket.

The both of you go inside his van and you take off to your house.

The drive there was no more than ten minutes. To let time pass quicker, Eddie was blasting his mixtapes to get him in the mood to perform. He would rock his head up and down. His lovely curls moving in sync. He would tap the steering wheel to the beat of For Whom the Bell Tolls by Metallica.

The van is filled with Eddie’s voice singing the lyrics. He then asks you to open the glove compartment and to roll one for him.

“And where’s my please?” You give him a small smirk.

“Sweetheart, may you please roll one for me?” His chocolate brown eyes look at you and you couldn’t help but instantly give in.

You take out the rolling paper and around half a gram of the bud. You begin by taking the bud in between your fingers and breaking it apart allowing for the pieces to land on the paper. You then make the crutch to allow the shape to form and begin rolling. You make sure the sticky side is facing upwards and try to even the level of the pieces by allowing them in the center. To finish off, you pinch the paper in your fingers and begin shaping. Afterwards, you tuck, lick, and seal and you make sure to light it for him while it’s in his mouth.

“God, could you get anymore perfect?” Eddie says to you in admiration.

The things you could do to him right then and there.

He rolls down the windows and you guys soon approach your driveway.

You live in a middle-class neighborhood with your both parents. Your father is an electrician while your mother is a telemarketer. Your parents relationship was lovable. They loved each other dearly. In fact, they were what you want yourself and Eddie to be like in the future. Your role models.

Your parents loved Eddie dearly since he was your first boyfriend. Even though your father would tease Eddie about his long hair and how it was around the same length as yours, he would never insult him. Your mother loved him regardless of anything.

As you’re about to get out of the van, Eddie gets out of the van first and rushes over to your side to open the door.

“What a gentleman I seem to have.” You say to him as you give him a slight curtesy.

“Anything for you, darling.” He says as he kisses your forehead.

He opens the front door and allows you in first. You announce both of your arrivals only to come to find out that it seems they have both gone out.

“Home alone, I guess.” Eddie tells you and you agree.

You go up to your bedroom and get your clothes ready while Eddie lays down on your bed and wraps himself in your blanket.

“I could be here all day. I don’t have to go to the concert, you know.” He tells you with a smirk.

“Sure you wouldn’t, Eds.” You reply and get back to finding an outfit to wear. You’re not sure what exactly to wear but you know you want to look hot.

You search for what seems ages and finally find an outfit that seems good.

You pick out a denim jacket with a couple of rock patches and paired it with a tight corset-like leather black crop top and black jeans with a chain attached on the belt line. To finish off the outfit, you decided to choose black boots and for jewelry, you went with black and silver bracelets.

God, you looked hot.

You put the outfit on the bed next to Eddie and he says, “Woah babe. Who you trying to impress, hm?”

“Everyone there Eds duh.” You playfully roll your eyes.

That’s when he gets up from the bed and tackles you. You’re both on the floor and he whispers in your ear, “Well in that case, I’ve got to make sure everyone knows whose slut you are.”

You feel the immediate wash of red all over your face and feel that tingle on your lower stomach. Eddie moves your hair out of the way and makes his mouth towards your neck. He plants new lovebites on your neck, making sure they’re visible to everyone. He sucks on your skin and it feels amazing. There’s nothing for you to do but take all of it in.

Eddie gets off the ground and helps you get up. You look at the fresh lovebites that Eddie plants on your neck and you turn towards him returning the favor.

“Looks like I’ve got to do the same thing then.” You smirk at him and then kisses his raw pink lips. He passionately kisses you back, moving his hand down your back and onto the top of your ass.

You make your way out of his mouth and move his curls out of the way from him neck. You suck on his beautiful soft skin and caress his face with your left hand.

He moves his hands even lower and grips your ass with both of his hands. He begins to grunt and pant as you’re kissing his neck and he’s gripping onto you. You begin feel his bulge starting to get harder by the second so you move you hand towards the outline and move your end ever so slightly.

You begin to tease him and he can’t take it anymore. After not finishing earlier in the day, he wants it more than ever before.

He pushes you on the bed and tells you how badly he needs you.

“How badly, Eds? Show me.”

Eddie soon takes off his belt ever so quickly and unbuckles his pants. He then takes off his shirt as to give you a better view. He’s standing over you and you couldn’t help but admire his beautiful body. The slight outline of his abs looking over you.

He gropes his cock and gives you a look that is now burned into your brain. His once chocolate eyes soon turned dark as he’s staring down at you. He takes out his cock and you immediately get the message. You begin to stroke it with your hand and his precum starts to leak out of his tip.

You use both of your hands to jerk your boyfriend off, pleasing him. It’s like you could never get used to his length no matter the times you’ve been with him. You part your lips open and lick the precum off of his tip and quickly take it in.

As you continue, Eddie puts his hand around your head, guiding your head to go further but at your own pace. You try to take all of his cock but it’s too big for you so you continue to use your hand to fill in the space you couldn’t take.

You swirl your tongue around his tip and Eddie’s grunting harder than ever.

He’s so close but he can’t finish without you first.

“I need you already, sweetheart. Lay down for me.” He tells you and you quickly respond to his instructions.

He takes your skirt off as well as your black panties.

“God you’re fucking beautiful, Y/N.” He looks you up and down and you’re flushed with a feeling of shyness. But before you can process that, he makes his way to your core and begins his work.

He takes his tongue and pushes himself into you. You curls his tongue and your walls clench around him. You take your hands and move them into Eddie’s curls, twisting pieces of hair strands which gives Eddie a clue to go faster.

He flicks his tongue faster across each one of your folds and makes his way to your sensitive bud. He grazes his tongue above it, making your hip move upwards to just some sort of friction. He takes your hips and pushes them to the bed, making it even harder for you to feel pleasure.

“Be my good girl, yeah?” His desperate voice is enough to help you find that sweet blissful feeling.

You moan in response and he continues to lick your folds. He then takes his thumb and puts the pad on your bud which makes you even more sensitive. The coldness of his finger makes the feeling even more pleasurable.

He takes his middle finger and makes you put your mouth on them. You suck his finger and he then moves his hand towards your entrance. He begins teasing you by slowly moving his finger up and down.

“Please… Eds.” You manage to say under your breath. “Need you…”

With that, Eddie pushed his finger inside you and begins to move back and forth, making you whimper at the feeling of the emptiness without him. He then takes both his middle and ring finger and pushes them inside you. He instantly begins to curl them whilst in you and you begin to clench around them.

You can already feel your orgasm building up in your core. The thought of your finishing on your boyfriends fingers is almost enough to bring that forth.

While you’re busy trying not to finish, Eddie brushes his tongue across your sensitive bud, making the feeling even more uncontrollable to keep in.

“That’s it, sweetheart. Finish just for me.” Eddie harshly tells you. It seems like the sight of you finishing in front of him can make Eddie finish instantly.

With those words, you let go of that feeling you’ve been holding in and your orgasm begins to float away. Your eyes flutter as it goes on and your vision becomes more disoriented. Your heart is racing and you’re sweating harder than ever.

As your high comes down, Eddie seems to have taken this sight to his advantage by jerking his own cock off to you. He’s sitting above you now and you thought the least you could do was return the favor so you get up and lay him on the bed.

You climb on top of him and take control. You take him cock with your hands and begin to stroke it in an up and down motion while your mouth focuses on the precum leaking out. His eyes are closed in order to not finishes quickly. He’s taking this to his advantage.

“Look at me, Eds.”

Eddie manages to open his eyes and looks at you. It’s taking almost everything in him to not finish at your gorgeous sight.

“Fuck… Y/N.” He moans in response to your moves. “Can I…?”

“Use your words, baby.”

“Fuck… Can I please cum for you?”

You nod in response and watch as his high begins. He thrusts his hips in the air, making him even more vulnerable. The white thick liquid begins to leak from his pink tip. His eyes are closed and he rides his high out. He’s grunting harder then ever at this point.

You allow him to finish over himself and some gets on your hand as you were holding him from the base. You took this to your advantage by making sure his eyes were open for him to see what your next move was.

You take your hand that’s covered with the thick substance and lick it all up. You playfully take your finger inside your own mouth, sucking it and staring hard into Eddie’s beautiful eyes.

“Fuck Y/N, your actions are enough to make me cum again.” Eddie smiles at you and grabs your face, passionately kissing you. And fuck is he desperate.

His tongue is deep inside your mouth, the taste of his cum still lingering in your mouth. It’s like he loves how he tastes. And fuck was that hot.

You break the kiss, insisting you both have to get ready.

“Five more minutes, sweetheart?” Eddie begs you with his pleading eyes.

You look at him and kiss his forehead and say, “Let’s go get ready, Eds. I’ll give you what you need later.” Giving him a wink at the end of your sentence.

He smiles back at you and kisses your forehead as well. He helps you get yourself ready for the shower and asks if he can join you. You of course say yes because, why not?

The shower felt amazing. The hot water pouring on both of your warm skin. The relaxation of your muscles begins to settle and it feels more than great. Eddie helps you wash your hair and you return the favor, getting each one of his curls in lathered up with shampoo. You can’t help yourself but admire his beauty.

The steam forming in the bathroom is being seen now by both of you which tells you that times almost up for the shower. You tell Eddie you’re going to pamper yourself and he immediately gets the clue and steps out of the shower. He takes a bath towel that was hanging in your bathroom and wraps it around his waist.

You begin your self made spa and continue in the steamy bathroom. The warmness of the water against your now smooth skin could be enough to put you to sleep. After being in the shower for a couple more minutes, you step out and as it turns out, Eddie had stolen the towel you use for your hair.

“Of course he did.” You mutter to yourself, smiling.

You come out of the bathroom with your hair still wet, making a trail of water drops to your room.

“Well don’t you look darling?” Eddie makes his smart remarks about your looks.

“Haha. Very funny Munson.” You begin mocking him. He seems to have his black ripped jeans on and he’s shirtless. God could your boyfriend get anymore gorgeous?

You settle for one of Eddie’s shirts as your temporary outfit as well as a pair of maroon panties with a lace trim.

You change into your new outfit and Eddie can’t get his eyes off of you. How his shirt looks on his beautiful girlfriend. How his shirt is getting drenched because of your wet hair, allowing him to see the outline of your breasts. Your nipples showing though because of the cold hair hitting against them.

“You done drooling, Eds?”

Eddie quickly goes back to wag at he was doing, adjusting his pants along the way. You couldn’t help but notice it and chuckle to yourself for a bit.

You say down at your vanity and begin your makeup. You knew you wanted to go for a more subtle yet noticeable eye makeup so you decide to use a light gray eyeshadow color on your upper eyelid and darker gray on your lower lid. You finish off with black liner below your waterline and you smoke that out a bit. To finish off your eyes, you curl your lashes and put on black mascara. For lips, you went with a simple dark red lipstick.

“How do I look?” You ask Eddie who seems to be memorized by your skills.

“Woah there, sweetheart. You look incredible. So fucking beautiful.” His mouth is basically dropped to the floor as he continues admiring you.

Your cheeks are immediately flushed with heat. You couldn’t help but smile instantly. The way he made your heart feel was indescribable.

You finishes off your makeup with just a little powder to cover some blemishes and you’re finished. You collect your outfit pieces and begin to change out of Eddie’s shirt. Before that, you need to find a bra that would look good with the shirt you’ve decided to wear.

You look inside your drawers and search for the perfect bra. At this point, you didn’t care if it had matched with the color of panties you had on. You end up finding a dark blue bra that wouldn’t show under the shirt you’ve picked out. You begin to put your arms through the straps and you ask Eddie to help you with strapping it from the back.

“God I’d thought you’d never ask.” He says and quickly gets off the bed and heads towards you. He ends up taking his time and you complain to him and ask him to hurry up.

“I’m not used to putting them on, you see. Taking them off is my area of expertise.”

This little-

“Oh wow, very funny Eds.” He begins to laugh at his own joke but you’ve gotta admit, it was pretty clever. What seemed to be ages, he clipped the bra and asks you to stay still a while. You ask him if anything’s wrong and his response wasn’t words, it was actions.

He holds both your breasts from behind and his only excuse was to make sure everything’s in tact. You allow him to ‘check’ and ask if he’s done.

“Actually no. Turn around, darling.” He asks you and you have no choice but to follow his instructions. That’s when he kisses the top on each breast and then says he’s finished. He gives you a thumbs off just so you know.

You smile it off and gently smack his torso for taking so long.

You both change into your outfits and you knew you were the best dressed couple ever. His outfit consists of a black graphic t-shirt, black ripped jeans and his iconic jean jacket paired with his lather jacket. His jewelry consists of a silver skull, cross with skulls, and a hog as well as a chain bracelet.

He turns to you once you’ve finished putting on your black boots and tells you, “Ive um… Ive got you something.”

“Eds you know I don’t like it when you spend your money on me.” You couldn’t help but feel guilty knowing you didn’t get him anything in return. I’m fact, it didn’t even cross your mind to get him something earlier especially since it was his biggest show ever.

“I know and just so you know… I kinda made it?” He says nervously. Why was he scared? He pulls out his wallet from his pocket and takes out a necklace. Attached to it, is his guitar pick. “I don’t know… it’s kinda stupid I know-”

“Oh my god Eds.” You interrupt him. Oh my god indeed. His guitar pick? You were sure he loved it more than anything else in the world. And for him to just give it to you? You couldn’t help yourself but get teary eyed.

“Oh sweetheart, I’m sorry. I really wasn’t trying to making you emotional.” You could hear the guilt in his voice. You couldn’t say anything. To say ‘thank you’ to him, you hug his torso tightly. He takes you in his arms now and he runs his hands up and down your back.

“Eddie I love it. Thank you so much, really.” You look up at him, your eye makeup getting ruined by your tears. You bring your head up to kiss him. “I love you, Eds.”

“I love you, Y/N.”

You hand him the necklace so he can help you put it on and all you could think about is how sweet your boyfriend is.

You both stand there hugging each other, enjoying both of your guys’ energy towards each other. You catch a glimpse of the clock and noticed it’s thirty minutes till ten so you eventually break the hug and thank him one more time and tell him that it’s time for you guys to get going.

You tell Eddie to leave his go-bag here so he can spend the night and get your black purse and head out your bedroom door, Eddie following behind you.

You write a quick note to your parents stating you’ll be at Eddie’s concert and you wouldn’t be home till around dawn.

You head out the door and Eddie rushes in front of you to open the van door for you. You give him a slight curtesy and he closes the door behind you. He goes to his side and starts the van and heads to his trailer.

You end up being in charge of music and choose one of his favorites for him to practice his guitar on, My Last Words by Megadeth. He imitates the riff of the guitar from the song while driving. I guess he’s getting his practice on right now.

The van is filled with Eddie’s voice as he continues to sing the bell out of that song. He was definitely born to be a performer.

It took about two times of hearing that song on blast on the way to his place but now it seems like you can memorize the best perfectly.

As you guys approach Eddie’s place, you see Garth, Jeff and another guy whose name you don’t remember standing outside his door.

“Looks like we might be in a little bit of trouble, babe.” You quietly say to Eddie who already seems to be ‘mouth arguing’ with Jeff.

“We’ll be alright, darling.” He says as he parks the van. He gets out quickly and rushes to your side and open your door. You thank him and you stay by your boyfriend’s side as you approach the rest of the band.

Gareth seems to be ticked off but technically it’s not passed ten so they shouldn’t be as mad.

“We’ve been waiting for ten minutes, Munson.” Jeff tells Eddie, scoffing.

“Yeah yeah whatever. Be glad it wasn’t more.” Eddie snarks back at him. Whatever Eddie does, he’s attractive no matter what.

All of you guys go inside Eddie’s trailer and you sit yourself down on the couch while the rest of the boys get their gear ready. Eddie tells them where to set up and how the shows going to go down Sure they’ve performed before but that was only for you, a couple of drunk guys, and some other girls. And boy were they boy crazy for Eddie.

Eddie may be ‘Hawkin’s Freak’ but he definitely had girls wrapped around his finger. As the loyal boyfriend he is, he has always kept his distance from them.

But tonight was their debut night in a way. Not like scouters for an upcoming band, but an opportunity for more fans. You couldn’t be anymore prouder for Eddie and his upcoming passion for music.

“We’re gonna practice a couple songs, K?” Eddie tells the rest of the guys and they all agree. “Up first is… our newest one? That sound good?”

They all agree collaboratively. To your surprise, you haven’t heard Eddie mention a new song which struct your interest. With Eddie being the vocalist and lead guitarist, meaning he was the songwriter, you were very much intrigued.

Eddie gets his electric guitar from his bedroom and plugs it in. He begins testing a few strands and give the guys a thumbs up.

“Sweetheart, as much as I’d love to have you here, this song is kinda personal.” Eddie tells you and you furrow your brow. “I kinda need you to wait in the van for a little.” What does he mean by personal?

“I can’t just stay here and cover my ears?” You reply back to him.

“No. I don’t want you to listen, can you go outside?” He says, sounding more stern.

“Come on, Eds. Please?” You look at him and try analyzing his facial expressions but he’s blank.

“Can you just go outside, Y/N? Fuck, I kindly asked you and you can’t understand a simple no?” He yells at you. His eyes are stern, cold almost.

Woah. That’s never happened before. What the fuck is wrong with him?

“Oh. Yeah that’s fine.” You quietly say to him, in a melancholic tone making sure to avoid eye contact. You couldn’t even look at him in the eyes. You make your way outside of his trailer, making sure to get your purse and you’re instantly hit with the cold air.

It’s the middle of fall in Indiana and he expects you to just wait outside? You go inside his van and the cold air hits your exposed collarbone. It’s just you, alone. That’s also never happened before. Eddie was always with you.

You can still hear the beat of the unfamiliar song, the drums banging, the guitar riffs, Eddie’s muffled voice. You couldn’t help but be annoyed. All you wanted to do was be there with him. Maybe it was a surprise? Maybe he didn’t want you to hear it because you might think it was bad? Maybe he didn’t want your criticism?

What the fuck? And why would he yell? He’s never done that, why now?

The songs over about three or four minutes later. It’s quiet now. You peak your head out the window to check if anyone’s coming and to your surprise, no one comes. Is he really making you stay out here?

You hear the now familiar song starting again and there’s your answer. He does want you to stay. What the fuck? You can’t even do anything but sit there and just wait.

About ten more minutes pass and at this point, you’ve decided to make the most of your independent time. So, you decided to open up the glove compartment and pull out ‘the lunch box’. Eddie usually keeps his supplies in there and you thought that this would only make things fair.

He yelled at you? For no fucking reason?

You take out the familiar paper and begin making your perfect joint as you once did for him. You finish off with the same old tuck, lick, and seal trick and light it.

You take the joint between your fingers and part your lips open and begin relaxing. You didn’t need Eddie and his stupid voice. The smoke making your thoughts almost clouded.

You take your first couple hits and your mind soon starts to relax. No more worrying about Eddie and why he yelled at you. There was no thoughts, to be quite honest. Just blissful peace.

For about an hour, you see yourself still outside waiting to be called back in. You were on your third joint at this point, going through the same process each time. Your mind was completely stress-free. You didn’t mind the cold breeze that would hit against your neck anymore. You felt like you were floating in mid air.

Your moment of piece is then broken when you hear Eddie’s voice talk to the guys as they were getting ready to leave. The smoke that filled the van was slowly escaping through the small cracks of the window. You look over to the sound of his voice and see him smiling with the band members.

So much for yelling at me. Douchebag doesn’t even care.

“Hey man, is your van okay?” Gareth asks Eddie as he notices the smoke coming out of the crack. All of them turn to you and you turn your head, facing the other way.

“What the fuck?” Eddie mutters to himself as he hurries to your side. You hear his footsteps increase so you quickly lock the doors. “Open up, Y/N.” He orders you, sternly.

Not this again.

You turn your face, now facing him and you look at him with disgust. You furrow your brows and squint your eyes. Of course you were upset, you waited nearly more than an hour outside and he expected you to just wait there and not do anything.

You roll your eyes at him and you agree to open the doors. You didn’t even want to speak to him anymore. Even if you had argued with him, it would’ve pissed you off even more. You step out of the van and the smoke instantly escapes. All the smoke that was building up was quickly releasing. Eddie offers to help you get out but you quickly move your arm out of the way, making it known that you didn’t want to be touched.

You glance over to the guys and see Gareth and the other members are in shock. Their eyes are open, mesmerized by the smoke disappearing into thin air.

You make your way to the passenger side and get in. You can’t even look or speak to Eddie. How dare he raise his voice at you and not even give you a simple explanation? How hard was it to just apologize? You sit yourself down on the seat and turn your body away from the other side.

Eddie can’t even say a word but just stare at you. He’s confused as to why you’re acting that way. He continues staring at you till one of the guys ask if he can open the doors for their equipment.

“Yeah, sure. I’ll do it right now.” Eddie replies softly. He leans inside the van and quietly asks you, “You okay, darling?”

You nod in response but continue looking out the window. Eddie rejectably accepts your answer and helps the guys with the instruments.

Once everything’s done, Eddie begins to drive off to the Hideout. The ride there is quiet. The van is filled with an intense, thick air. You continue to look out to window, not making any commentary to anyone.

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As you all arrive at the Hideout, you make your way to the ‘bar area’. This area was just some guy whose dads a bartender giving everyone their preferred drinks.

“Give me some of the Pale Ale.” You ask the blonde bartender. He nods in response and passes you the bottle.

You open the bottle and start your journey. You glance over and Eddie and the guys setting up and getting a bit of practice in. You couldn’t help but scoff and continue chugging your drink.

About thirty minutes pass by and you’re on your fourth bottle. Many may even say you’re a lightweight since you can’t seem to hold your alcohol down as well as others. However you still manage to find your way to the front of the stage.

You push some people that are starting to settle in as you make your way. That’s when you noticed the huge crowd that’s on the floor.

Oh my god. You think to yourself. The floor quickly gets full by people from school and some people you don’t even know.

As the crowd rolls in, you’re right in front of the main microphone. You drink your beer when you hear the announcement made by your boyfriend, “Who’s ready for Corroded Fucking Coffin?!”

The crowd goes fucking wild and you couldn’t help but join them. You yell out in response in anticipation.

“I said, who’s ready for Corroded Fucking Coffin?!” Eddie yells out even louder than before. The crowd looses it. They all yell and scream in excitement and that’s when Eddie comes out.

Eddie sees the crowd and is taken by surprise. The entire floor is covered in familiar and new faces. He scans the room and locks eyes with you. He gives you a wink and a small wave.

You give him a small wave back and smile back at him.

“All right, we’re gonna start off with a new song I’ve recently worked on.” Eddie tells the crowd.

The guys nod in response and they begin with the familiar noise you’ve heard in Eddie’s van. But this time, the instruments are clear.

Eddie begins singing his new song and it’s beautiful. With lyrics consisting of ‘you’, he’s directly speaking to you. Oh my god. You feel the knot in your stomach instantly form.

‘Lay where you're laying

Don't make a sound

I know they're watching

They're watching

All the commotion

The kiddie-like play

Has people talking

They're talking

You

Your sex is on fire

As he continues singing, he continues looking at you. His dark brown eyes glistening under the bright stage lights. His brown curls getting in his vision, squinting his eyes. He’s singing to you, directly to you.

God he’s beautiful. God I’m such a douche…

The dark of the alley

The breaking of day

Head while I'm driving

I'm driving

Soft lips are open

Them knuckles are pale

Feels like you're dying

You're dying

You

Your sex is on fire

Eddie reaches his hand out from the stage and pulls you in. You stumble for a little, considered the four beers in your system. You keep your balance by grabbing into his torso and your head slightly pressed against his chest.

You forget that he’s performing in front of a large crowd at this point. He continues his beautiful song and makes you face his.

But it's not forever

But it's just tonight

Oh, we're still the greatest

The greatest

The greatest

And you

Your sex is on fire

He looks at you up and down and grabs your face. He tells you in your ear, “I love you Y/N. I’m sorry for being a douche.” He looks back at you and you couldn’t help but kiss him.

Your lips meet his and the kiss is passionate. Nothing too much, yet nothing too little. His soft lips make your heart beat faster and you break the kiss. You whisper to his ear, “Let’s finish this later, Eds.” You smile to him.

“Of course, sweetheart.” Eddie responds and smiles back at you.

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a/n: thank you all so much for reading!! i am deeply sorry for the delay on the upload of this oneshot, as said on the blog, i had injured my wrist and was unable to have full mobility. please let me know if i did any good at writing this type of smut. (and yes i realize sex on fire wasnt released during the 80s) HOWEVER it sounded JUST like eddie so i was like, why not??? anyway, please let me know how i did overall,,,feedback is always appreciated <333 till next time, loves!!!

#eddie munson #stranger things 4 #eddie stranger things #joseph quinn #eddie munson stranger things #eddie my love #jo quinn #eddie oneshot #eddie headcanons #stranger things #joseph quinn oneshot #oneshot #eddie munson headcanon #eddie munson x reader #joseph quinn x reader #joseph quinn fandom #eddie munson fanfic #eddie munson x y/n

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HANGCLONE i've literally never considered this but i'm so intrigued!! what's their dynamic like, what's going on with them, how do they get together? looking forward to that art 🖼️ and have a nice day!!

oh boy i have so many thoughts for them and none are coherent rn lolll but god I just have fallen head over heels for the ship. I'm just gonna word vomit okay?

something like, beau was the top gun instructor of Jake's year and he immediately had a soft spot for him, knew that he'd go far. he didn't see him again in person until the uranium mission and they were both so stressed that they didn't really get to talk much. Beau had to reem Jake out for infighting, and it was the most they'd spoken in years. beau saying something like "you're acting self sacrificing because you don't think you've got what it takes but you don't want it to be your fault that you fail." and just really digs into him and sees right through him and jake doesn't know how to react to any of it, doesn't know how to handle being seen so thoroughly. during the mission, I have it in my head that mav wanted coyote as dagger spare but cyclone pulled rank and got hangman the spare position, knowing that he would want to prove himself more than anything and wouldn't fuck it up. then we cut to post mission and beau apologises for what he said, that he was in the wrong and he actually thinks quite highly of jake. but jake brushes him off, sorta "no, no. you were right."

idk they give me like, slow burn vibes? jake enjoying being seen, not having to hide himself. beau has a soft spot for him and it just grows and grows and he doesn't know what to do about it. they kiss and like everything changes between them.

i've got 10k written of a hardcore smut fic for them that I'm not even half way through hahaha its pretty much that above but sexual, something something beau being jake's dom and giving jake absolutely anything he needs because jake needs someone to take some of his control away and help him sort out the cyclone (pun intended) that's raging in his head. jake is very wet meow meow in it. its a lot of pain play and cbt with plot and fluff and humour in it. also like, jake having had only bad experiences with doms so when beau focussed on aftercare and checking in on him constantly to make sure he's okay, jake is like,,,, enamoured by him haha

idk man idk if this made any sense but I have a lot of thoughts on them, I love them so much, I will draw art very soon probably ahahah I just feel like they work so well together.

#sam answers #anonymous #hangclone #top gun #top gun maverick #jake hangman seresin #jake seresin #hangman #cyclone #beau cyclone simpson #beau simpson

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SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE VOTE 2, DISASTER BOOGALOO CONT. **UPDATED

DAY 3 10/19/2023 • OOPS NO VOTE • 12 Noon EST

< Previous (Day 2)

So McHenry saunters in w the entourage, calls them to order, and the Chaplin leads in on prayer.

Chaplin’s prayer is basically “we’re over it but got grant us the compassion and wisdom to get our shit together and govern for the country, Amen” just flower-ier and less sassy.

Still hate that we gotta have a prayer before govt work but

Still gotta have them pledge allegiance

AND THEN MCHENRY IMMEDIATELY CALLS A RECESS.

So what TF happened?

Jim Jordan in a moment of clarity (and probably some shaming from his colleagues) realized he doesn’t have the votes, and won’t for a while. So he has TEMPORARILY pulled his bid for the Speakership.

In the meantime, it looks like they are working on a proposal for McHenry to take over some speakership roles for a LIMITED TIME. We won’t know how long until the proposal is made/put before congress.

This move is most likely JUST to get the budget done and agree on how much aid we’ll be sending to Ukraine and Israel. Otherwise the Government will shut down and shit will go into free fall. This covers the asses of the Republicans while still not having to pick a speaker.

It also is taxing to force them all in session DAILY for at least 2 hours to do these votes.

SOME TAKEAWAYS I’VE SEEN

We could still get a 3rd vote today depending on how fast they make up the legislation

This isn’t great for Jordan, it’s a weak move to let someone else do speaker things while you beg and bribe people to vote for you

A lot of the far rights/hardliners are mad about the move to give temporary powers. Basically advocating for making everyone stay and suffer multiple rounds of voting again (cannot fathom why when it just made McCarthy look stupid last time, unless they truly just would rather burn the govt to the ground than do anything helpful)

Reportedly McHenry doesn’t want temporary powers either rofl

While the republicans will whine and moan that the Dems should have bailed them out (either by voting present for McCarthy or by the same for the new speakership votes) it is not their job NOR DID REPUBLICANS HELP THEM AT ALL WHEN THEY HAD THIS NARROW OF A MAJORITY. And they didn’t devolve into this kind of chaos

Dems are just asking to pass budgets and aid, and are probably just stepping out of the way of this train wreck

This has never been an issue till this year (and this partisanship/far right monstrosity the Republicans have fomented)

The next speaker will most likely IMMEDIATELY reverse that dumbass rule that one person can force a vote to remove the speaker

APPARENTLY some of the republicans that did not vote for Jordan have been receiving “Credible death threats.” Over it????? JFC

Yes, since they called a session to vote, they HAD to gavel in, pray and get set up to CALL IT OFF. And that’s hilariously stupid

ADDED EDIT 8PM 10/19/2023

Lolll fuck. So Jim Jordan had a “Closed door meeting” with the rest of the republicans to work out how/if to give McHenry additional powers and CAME OUT AN HOUR LATER SAYING THERE WILL BE NO SPECIAL POWERS. HE’S GONNA GO AGAIN. (Didn’t happen today lol) They apparently were fighting over whether or not it’s LeGaL or cOnStiTuTiOnAl to give the interim speaker powers. Loll but according to McCarthy when Gaetz tried to argue they basically told him to shut up. So it sounds like some of the repubs are still mildly homicidal abt Gaetz.

But a few things,

1. It’s legal and constitutional if y’all MAKE LEGISLATION FOR IT. And you can make the legislation be like ONLY THIS ONCE CAUSE WE GOTS PROBLEMS

2. I cannot fathom why they are so down bad to embarrass themselves. This doesn’t look good, this isn’t inspiring confidence, and since no one on the repubs are willing to budge or concede for each other you’re fighting a losing battle. You have the majority, use it.

3 . This feels like weird toxic grandstanding of if you just stand your ground it’ll bend but like, it’s not HAPPENING. And people will hate you worse for fucking w the government.

4. OH AND IF YHEY PASS THIS AND DEMS JOIN IN FOR IT TO HAPPEN IS RHAT NOT A WIN FOR THE REPUBS????? That they can get ANYTHING DONE?????

McCarthy talked to reporters and said it’s the fault of Gaetz, the “Crazy 8” (really classy dude) and the dems. And that he was taken out by less than a quarter of the house. But my dude. If it was 8 of your Repubs and then ALL THE DEMOCRATS. That’s. That’s a MAJORITY OF THE HOUSE.

Jim Jordan apparently did denounce the death threats agaisnt republicans.

END ADDITION

So that’s where we are @ u @ chaos-ville. I’ll make a new post or update y’all if they do a vote today.

Next (Day 4 Vote 3) >

#speaker of the house vote #October 19 2023 #10/19/2023 #day 3 #us politics #disaster boogaloo #oops no vote

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The Angel of Fennel’s Part 1

Hiiii! I was hesitant on posting this cuz writing fan fics is so personal to me so I kinda said screw it to see if people actually like it. This is part one of ??? I have practically most of the story written, so we’ll see :3 I just love Adrian so much so wkskjsjwjsj

*a couple disclaimers, this is a slow burn kinda fic. So if you’re looking for immediate action, I’m sorry this isn’t for you ;-; Eventually I’ll release some spicy stuff if it goes somewhere, but this part is super cute and wholesome. Also reader likes Star Wars!! (Am i projecting??? Maybe…) + I’m sorry if there are spelling mistakes (╥﹏╥) I’m sorry I’m cringe

Sexual references, cursing, you know it. Character is afab, uses she/her

if you like it plz lmk I’m insecure lolll

Working at Fennel Fields was probably the last job you expected yourself to have in your mid twenties. But alas, you’re finishing up school and are heavily in debt with student loans. However, what you expected even less was the fact that you enjoyed your job.

Maybe a little too much.

Now, you’re probably thinking, what could be so great about a job that pays minimum wage? With a restaurant that is so run down, with customers that throw fits and cuss you out? Well, definitely none of that. But it may or may not have been a particular bus boy with the goofiest smile. Adrian Chase.

You had been working there for a few months as a waitress, and were very well liked by all of your coworkers. You had a happy go lucky attitude and you managed to unintentionally charm the other employees to invite you to outings, but whenever you went, you noticed that this bus boy was never invited. Or at least he never went. He was the only coworker you hadn’t gotten close with yet. Adrian kept to himself, did his job, and went home. You held small talk with him a few times but never anything more. Still, you could tell there were more layers behind his awkwardness and chunky frames. And you so desperately wanted to peel them back. So you did your best to integrate Adrian into group conversations, and tried to get him to slowly open up to you. Even though you couldn’t figure out why you wanted to be acquainted with him so badly, you never stopped trying.

Walking into work at an early 8 am, you dismissively said hello to everyone, but walked straight up to the silly bus boy for his personalized daily greeting.

“Good morning, Adrian!” You gave him full eye contact and a tender smile, making him particularly nervous. The ends of his mouth slowly formed a smile as well.

“Hello, Y/N.” You held out your fist to give him a fist bump, but he kinda just froze, almost as if he had never seen a fist bump before in his life.

“Uhm. Here, you’re supposed to do this.” you delicately grabbed his wrist and pressed his knuckles to yours.

“See? It's like, the coolest, most awesome greeting ever.” you giggled a bit, hoping that this whole interaction didn’t make him uncomfortable.

Adrian knew what a fist bump was. Obviously. He and Peacemaker would fist bump each other after a precise shot to someone's head. A reaction to ‘Testosterone and adrenaline raging through our bodies’, as Chris would describe it, whatever than meant.

Yet in this context, it was just a sweet coworker, innocently requesting to press his knuckles against hers. Now all that was pumping through him were nerves and blood rising to his cheeks. He thought way too much about how gently you held his wrist, and how friendly you were trying to come off. And how the physical contact mixed with the conditioner you used in your hair this morning to keep your hair voluminous, mixed further with your adorable giggle. He never noticed any of that when Peacemaker fist bumped him, that’s for sure. The way he let his thoughts linger probably made you feel uncomfortable now as he froze, staring at you. But this was you, the kind girl who just stood and smiled, waiting for any type of reaction. Adrian, the huge awkward mess that he was, just stood uncomfortably, stared at you, and swiftly turned the other direction towards his working station.

You ruined everything. Fuck.

You thought about what you did your whole shift, thinking you did something completely wrong and messed up any chance of a friendship developing. Maybe grabbing his wrist like that wasn’t okay? Maybe you smelled bad, or looked weird? Too many thoughts flooded your mind after that strange interaction.

So you tried to suppress your shame and went about waiting tables.

In all honesty, Adrian couldn’t understand how he felt about you. Generally, he never considered being in a relationship or even liking a girl. He simply didn’t have the time for that, balancing regular work and… ‘government work’. He used to settle for meaningless sex from time to time as Vigilante, but that came to a stop after a while when he realized it reminded him of how lonely he was. Women could like him as Vigilante, sure, but they’d turn away as Adrian, and that made him feel even more hopeless than before. Adrian truly stopped trying to be himself, feeling like his personality was only visible with his mask on.

But then… you started working here four months ago. And working became rough. You were extra nice to him, made efforts to know about him, and accepted all of his weirdness. He couldn’t think properly anymore. He can see girls and think they are objectively pretty and move on, but whenever he looked at you, he developed this pit in his stomach that longed for you. His palms began to sweat and his heart skipped a beat and his breathing became irregular. Regarding his thoughts about you, he felt wrong, dirty, and pretending you didn’t exist really helped him focus on getting his job done quickly and leaving. The reason you guys hadn’t become friends sooner was because he tended to avoid interactions with you. But then you forced your way in, and began to say hi to him every morning, and waited for him as he finished locking up for the day, or snorted at a stupid joke he made, and those intimate thoughts of you became overbearing, distracting, and almost crippling. He would watch the way you interacted with your coworkers and make them instantly comfortable in your presence, and he yearned to let you in the way they did. You were super pretty, without a question, but you were also funny, and smart, and cool, friendly, and witty and thoughtful and everything in between. He just wished he had the balls to say something, anything at all to you. So he decided. Tomorrow was the day he would try to talk to you.

It clearly hasn’t been going well with his tense encounter with you from today. Great job, Adrian.

The following day, You and Adrian would frequently pass by each other as you went back to the kitchen and as he went to place drinks at the table you just took orders from. He would look at you and smile every time you passed by, which calmed your embarrassment from your interaction with him yesterday. He didn’t seem to think much of it, so why should you?

At your break, you sat at a table and watched some videos on your phone, playing with the straw of your water cup, when suddenly, Adrian sits down in the seat across from you, holding his lunch in his hand, still as flustered as he was before. He took a deep breath.

“Hi. Uhm. Can I sit here? Its okay if you say n-”

“Sure! Yeah that’s fine!” you shot back at him, putting your phone down and giving him your full attention. The fact that he asked made you a bit sad. It reminded you that your coworkers weren’t very nice to him, and that he was used to rejection. You wanted to show him that you actually were interested in his presence. This made you especially happy, because this was the first time he had come up to interact with you first instead of the other way around.

“What’s your lunch for today, Chase?” You stared at the bag he was holding, making him rather self conscious.

“Uhm. well I uh…” He dumped the bag’s contents over the table, dropping out a smushed peanut butter and jelly sandwich, a browning banana, a gogurt, and a capri sun. He put on a sheepish smile thinking you’d make fun of him, like Peacemaker or Economos would.

“Damn! Mom really gave you all the good stuff.” you chuckled, trying to make him relax around you.

“Hm? Oh no my mom didn’t make this, my mom is dead.” He said, extremely nonchalantly, as you widen your eyes at his response.

“Oh shit dude I’m sorry, I was just joking.” you cover your hand with your mouth, stunned, feeling even worse than earlier.

Adrian stares at you with wide eyes, and starts to snort and giggle.

“I’m kidding, we are just on bad terms.” He said again, just as detached as before. You stared down at the table, extremely confused, trying to figure him out.

“O-okay…” you said, eyebrows still furrowed. “I just meant that your lunch looks pretty good.”

“Uh. Thank you.” He paused for a few seconds then continued. “W-What did you bring for lunch? If that’s okay to ask.” he looked up to you from unwrapping his sandwich, with sweet doe eyes, peering through his chunky frames, fully attentive to you.

“Well you see…” you began stupidly grabbing an invisible bag and dumping it out just as he did, sound effects and everything, snickering at how stupid that joke was. “I have an invisible three course meal! Fills me with like, all the protein and vitamins I’ll ever need.” You had an obviously fake confidence, another attempt to make him more comfortable with you. He simply furrowed his brows.

“But there is nothing there?” Adrian questioned, very concerned. He was able to joke about his mommy issues, but having a fake lunch flew over his head? That’s okay. You started choking on your spit and began to cough, clearing your throat.

“Uh yeah. I was kidding. I didn’t bring anything. And I’m kinda sick of the food here, so I’d rather skip a meal.” You said a bit guilty, as you played with the flaking edge of the table with your index finger.

“That’s not healthy. I saw a post on reddit saying that if you don’t eat at least two meals a day, you’re 20 percent more likely to show early signs of dementia.” He was dead serious with this sentence. It startled you a bit, and you didn’t know whether you should question how trustworthy reddit was, or whether dementia had anything to do with how many meals you ate.

He leaned in a bit across the booth, saying “I don’t want you to get dementia.” As if the doctors were going to come out with test results from the kitchen and diagnose you. His concern was so adorable, serious or not. It made your heart jump.

“You want some?” He said, already handing you one half of his sandwich before you could respond. “It’s creamy peanut butter and seedless strawberry jam, I don’t like the way the peanut chunks or seeds feel on my teeth. I also cut off the crust. Empty calories.” He said as if that were important at all. You took the other half of the sandwich and bit at the corner.

“Thanks, dude, I’ll front you on lunch tomorrow.” He smiled back at you, and you guys sat in silence for a good few minutes. Adrian did want to say something, I mean, that’s kinda why he decided to sit with you. But he was nervous around you, and his mind went blank. He frequently glanced at your eyes and back down to his lunch. It was up to you to say something. Which, you didn’t mind because you enjoyed starting conversations, it was how to start it which was difficult.

You looked down at his apron, next to his name tag, at a Rebel Alliance pin. Finally, some subject material.

“Hey, I like your pin!” you pointed to it, and he looked down to see what you were talking about. He shot back up at you with wide eyes.

“You like Star Wars?” You have never seen him so excited.

You rolled your eyes, smiling, as you grabbed his gogurt and said in a passionate British accent,

“You have allowed this Dark Lord to twist your mind until now… until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy.” The man started blushing like crazy at how accurate your tonal shifts were. He was elated to find out you were a nerd too.

“Don’t lecture me, Y/N. I see through the lies of the Jedi.” he narrowed his eyes, but still maintained a goofy, comfortable smile. You finally got to him, a little nook into his interests, and that’s all that mattered. The way he lit up made you giggle. He was ready to continue the quoting when,

“L/N, break is over, back to work.” You heard your supervisor say as she passes by the table, eyeing you guys in a judgmental way. Adrian’s smile falters, as he shuts down again and puts his ‘work personality’ back on. Afraid to lose him, you leaned in, still in character, saying “I’ll be back for you, Adrian. I have some… Jedi matters in which I must attend.” you ruffled his hair as you heard him let out a chuckle, and he watched you walk back towards the kitchen.

And just like that, you and Adrian were friends.

#adrian chase #vigilante #peacemaker #dc comics #fanfic #adrian chase x reader #adrian chase x you #adrian chase fanfiction #adrian chase fluff #i love this man so much he is my entire happiness it’s actually unhealthy

[dreamwritesimagines]

Hi.😊 Going with Charm studying law in Chicago - which makes so much sense for her, being something she'd have come into contact with growing up and could have developed an interest in, something her father would appreciate as a profession that could provide for her well, and still be an expertise valuable to the Family😊 - are we also saying she's passed the bar?🤔

I think it would be so good if she's passed and is licensed to practice in both Chicago and New York!😁❤

For one, it's another point to her being a capable woman with plenty of options to choose from for her future, something Bucky is discovering.😏 And for another, it leads to a perfect way for her to begin getting involved with Family Business, despite both her father and Ian having reasons to keep her out.😊

A scenario I could imagine is where her dad needs a lawyer for something, possibly contract law, which Charm is licensed for. His regular lawyer isn't an option for whatever reason - maybe they've previously done work for the other party - and the family needs someone who's wholly theirs to handle this. Perhaps this is also a case that is very similar to one Charm was involved in while interning over the summer before her last year of law school, so she's clearly the most qualified individual, and going outside the immediate family when there's such a good candidate among them would be read by others either as an insult or as a sign that there's internal conflict in their house.😁

Her father might grumble, but be proud of her.❤

Ian's face when he realizes this means she'll be party to their dealings and sitting in on important meetings while giving qualified, expert advice, is absolutely hilarious to think about.🤣😂😂😂😂

WAIT OMG OMG-

Honeeeeey! 😍

I love this so so much, this is such an amazing idea yessss! 😍 Let's talk about this! ❤️

I agree, I think Charm would decide to study law when she was little, because it was somehow a popular topic in the house 😏 And I think she passed the bar yes! 😍

For one, it's another point to her being a capable woman with plenty of options to choose from for her future, something Bucky is discovering.😏 Oh yeah, and he will keep discovering that over and over 😈

Both her father and Ian are trying so hard to keep her out and she is so not going to listen ❤️

Omg that's a wonderful scenario! 😍 I feel like her father never even considered her until she told him, and Ian definitely said no but her father said yes eventually 😏

going outside the immediate family when there's such a good candidate among them would be read by others either as an insult or as a sign that there's internal conflict in their house. AND THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE😍 Like, appearance is everything in that world when it comes to power and family!❤️

Lolll Ian would not like it at all😈 And it would make Charm even happier😂

Thank you so so much for this, you're amazing! 😍

[anzynai]

Hey hey platonic wife :D! I just wanted to pop in and tell you that i loved your aether and lumine tickle fics , they were so sweet 🥰! Hmm, could i request a tickle fic with a sick aether and lumine taking care of him and tickling hin gently because he was a bit sad ? Thank you , and i can’t wait to read it :D! I know it’s going to be amazing 😌

The Best Comfort

Aether & Lumine (Genshin Impact)

a/n: hi wifey!!! this is such an old request but i’m finally getting to it LOLLL anyway!! i’ll forever love aether and lumine theyre so cute and i hope you enjoy this lovely <3 @satans-beloved-riv

summary: aether is a little sad about being bedridden after falling ill. lumine knows the perfect remedy to cheer him up!

word count: 1.1k

warnings: tickles, not beta read

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“Achoo!” Aether sneezed for the umpteenth time and Lumine would be lying if she said it didn’t get on her last nerve. It wasn’t that he was sick that bothered her, it was that he wouldn’t go rest.

“You’re sick, Aether. Just go rest.” Lumine rolled her eyes, looking through the ingredients she had purchased at the General Good shop. “I can make food for us.”

“No, no! I’m fine. Just let me help.” Aether insisted as his sister groaned, exasperated. It had been going back and forth and back and forth like this for almost an hour and Lumine had enough of it.

“Fine? You’ve been sneezing over and over again!”

“Lumine, you don’t have worry. I really am- ah—choo!” Aether stopped, his sneeze interrupting him and he stayed silent at Lumine’s disapproving look.

“Aether. Bed. Now.” Lumine glared down at her brother, watching him swallow hard. He nodded as a bead of sweat glided down his forehead.

“Yes ma’am.” Aether muttered without a second thought, scurrying to the teapot because everyone, including Lumine, knows Angry Lumine is not someone to mess with.

Lumine sighed contently, as she began to make the meal for them.

——

“Ah, finally. I’m done. Now, I should get this meal to Aether.” It had been a couple hours since her brother had been sent to bed but Lumine had finally finished dinner.

She entered the teapot, making her way to Aether’s room in the mansion. She knocked on the door, once then twice but heard no answer. She took this as a sign that her brother was asleep so she quietly let herself in.

She sighed when he realized she was not asleep, though, but just pouting.

“Aether, you’re not mad at me, are you?” He didn’t even look at her, pretending as if he didn’t hear her. “I made dinner. Do you want it?” No response.

“Well, since you don’t seem to want it… I guess I could just throw it out.” She said, turning to walk from the door, hiding a knowing smirk on her face. She distantly heard Paimon in her head shout indignantly at her later. “… or give it to Paimon.”

“W-wait!” Aether shouted, his voice slightly raspy. His sister turned back to look at him, a smirk on her face. It almost made Aether want to tell her never mind. But he knew nothing good would come out of that and he would just be hungry.

“Yes?”

“I’m.. a little hungry.” Aether admitted, shyly and Lumine laughed.

“You could’ve just said so then!” She said, innocently handing her his plate to which he scarfed down almost immediately, almost surprising her. “Now, do you mind telling me why you were upset?”

Aether looked at her with no particular expression on his face as he took another bite. She couldn’t tell if it was just her or if Aether was chewing more obnoxiously than usual. She sat down on the bed with him, waiting for him to finish the food.

When he did, she spoke up again. “Aether?” Aether was ever the stubborn one— he always had been between the two of them, so it wasn’t unusual that he just crossed his arms and continued his brooding from before she entered the room. “Should I cheer you up?”

It was mostly to herself, like a rhetorical question somewhat. Aether was obviously upset about being bedridden, so it was up to her, as the amazing twin sister, to cheer him up, right?

When she didn’t get a response from Aether, who had resorted to giving her the silent treatment, she opened her mouth to speak once again. “I know how to cheer you up..!”

“…How?” Yes, she got his attention! All that was next was to go through with her idea.

“Close your eyes and I’ll show you.” She smiled. Aether shot her a suspicious look, but after jesus rating, he did what she asked. Immediately, her hands moved to his tummy as he flinched at the contact.

She slowly, in a rubbing sort of way, tickled his tummy. It caught Aether off-guard, but he didn’t seem to be against it. It fact, it seemed he might have even been leaning into the touch.

“Ehehehe, Luhuhumine? Whahat are y-youhuhu doing?” He giggled, shyly.

“Cheering you up, of course!” She replied, instantly. She skittered his fingers to his sides, a few more raspy giggles bubbling up.

“Ohohohokahahay.” Was all Aether said, telling her that he was actually fine with this. To keep going, she brought her other hand to his waist, rubbing his tummy.

It wasn’t the first time she had tickled him, and it usually was more of a tickle attack, but she figured light and gentle tickles were the way to go. Especially if he were sick.

“Hehehe, ihihit tihihitckles!” His soft squeals were enough to make Lumine melt. But no, she had to keep her composure! She couldn’t stop until her brother was all happy again!

“Of course it does, silly!” Lumine laughed, scratching under his chin. A few shocked gasps left his lips. He was rarely ever tickled there, but be found that it wasn’t bad at all.

“Tickle, tickle~” Lumine whispered teasingly, still tickling his side and tummy with her hands. Aether usually would move a lot more, but since he was exhausted and because the tickling wasn’t so intense, it was only squirming. In any case, he gave her a lot of access to allow tickling him.

“Hahahaha Luhuhumine!” He smiled, and it didn’t even feel so forced despite the tickling. After a few more pokes and scribbles to his side, a quick but sharp raise in his voice, she stopped tickling him.

“Have you been properly cheered up now, Aether?” She asked, already knowing the answer. Aether was more exhausted than earlier because of the tickling, so she knew she shouldn’t stay long.

Aether nodded as a response.

“I wanted to say something else,” Lumine decided, as she stood up and picked up Aether’s empty plate. “I know you’re upset because you couldn’t help much today. We all get sick, you’ve always done the same for me when I’m sick. You’ll just have to make it up to me when you’re better, alright?”

Aether visibly brightened. Huh, so it was true that he had been guilty. “Well, Ill leave you to rest now. Goodnight, Aether.”

“Goodnight, Lumine…” Aether replied, tiredly. She looked away, walking to the door. When she turned back to look at her brother one last time, his head had already hit the pillow. He had fallen asleep instantly. The tickling really did exhaust him, didn’t it?

Lumine gazed at her brother fondly. Until her brother was better, she would take care of him and aid him to health the best she could.

#lumine #aether #genshin impact #tickling #genshin lumine #genshin aether #ler!lumine #ler lumine #lee!aether #lee aether #ticklish!aether #ticklish aether #genshin tickling #genshin tickles #tickle fic #genshin fic #jai’s fic

[clarks-letterman]

Wally anon: I do what I can with descriptions. 🫡 And it would. be hot cause it makes him let loose all the sounds you never hear unless he's being super subby (& that's not even factoring in the possibility of gagging him if you're somewhere where you can't be loud cause he'll just be humping the air & desperate for you). You know I support it if you end up writing it. 🙌 (gotcha @ last min shopping. 👍 Oh, he would absolutely be i n s a n e over Valentine candy cause how infatuated he is with you. It probably becomes his new favorite holiday cause he's SO in love & can't handle it & would use all kinds of food. Melted chocolate. Whipped cream. Eating gummies off of your body. Etc.)

Oh, that would immediately lead to a crack about him looking like he just fucked a squid & him trying (& failing) to roleplay as. a squid.

Yup. I know there's always some risk with promos cause you've gotta show enough to get people's attention, but the biggest surprises for me were the chases & some of the nastier kills. 🦃 Oh, yeah, acting. wise, the killer delivered, but the motive? Mess 100%. Felt made up at the last sec. djddjd @ aren't that good. I guess it's a good thing I never watched them, then. 🤫 Double-edged sword, huh? @ gets to show off his singing, but leaving him stuck with...less ideal material. Yup, you get what I mean (but absolutely, love. how he looks & would not want him to try to kill himself to beef up for something like that ❌️). Hmm hmm, okay. Sorta like a Sebasian Valmont situation.

Yessss. That's that good good fluff shit. 🥳 He has such. a fixation for the smallest displays of affection like that & they're his favorite thing to do with you (next to fucking, as we have lengthily established dkfhdj). It's his love language fr. 🥰

It was hard (😉) to not. notice, cause like you said, they were always out. But, yeah, the pool scene r e a l l y lays everything out there for any & all fantasizing purposes lolll. Live your truth. Get up in those pits! 💪 (Oh, you'd never be able to get enough cause you know it intensifies whenever he's being REALLY rough with it, like how typical ghost movies have them leaving behind a ~scent~ this is just one thats much more appealing than the norm).

n/o to the actor cause I'm sure he's a wonderful person irl, but I also found him to give one of the worst performances in the movie, so that on top of the writing for Bobby was just like 😬 Yupppp. There's SO much going on with Ryan in just those few scenes that I hope is expanded upon in the sequel (without rehashing the love triangle mess) & it shows how much Milo can do with so little cause Wally has exponentially more for him to work with.

Agreed. Agreed. (I need to get back into it cause I've been dealing with the most criminal. writer's block the whole year 💀) Being self-indulgent with characters who don't have enough material >>> dhdjd you wanting more after all I've already sent. 🥴 I'll have to think on it, but I'm sure you can imagine some things that would slip in.

lollllll. Teen Wolf flashbacks there. Yuppp, you get it. It goes along with his whole exhibition/exposing his ass to you thing. He wants you to know that he knows his dick is just free & flopping around just within reach. 👀

Gummies gave me ptsd to a twitter video💀 I know he’s just vocal no matter what position he’s in as long as he’s in subby mode, even as a sub top he’d still be losing it. when he’s dom, i feel like he tries really hard to make it known that he’s the dom with lower grunts that feel more in his register compared to the noises he makes as a sub. i feel like he’d love gagging tbh, that way you can push him more and he makes less sound (well, he’s still making noise just no one can hear it but you because it’s so muffled. win-win) As for the valentines… yes yes yes, he is a master with all of them and knows just how to make them compliment his dick and ass in the best ways possible😮‍💨 the flavor is immaculate🤌

role playing as a squid would be funny to see (thinking about the boys episode where… yeah) He’s very go-with-the-flow so he’ll try to adapt to your jokes to make it funnier for sure

The motive wasn’t terrible imo but yeah it didn’t make much sense with the pregnancy part. He didn’t really know that about her sooo😭 yeah, definitely confusing. Just hoping Ryan gets revealed to be an accomplice in the second movie so we get more reasons for Milo to appear🤭 I like Zed tbh, he’s very much a sillier version of Wally in the best ways possible and matches the paranormal side of Wally’s charm (or, like Edward from twilight. though, because it’s a kid movie they never really explore much of the “i’m a zombie so i want to eat you ((out)) side of it, only that he wants to play football lmao) I’d recommend watching the first movie because it’s so dumb it’s almost worth a hate/joke-watch because of it, and it really brought Milo’s career up to lead into his other disney/movie roles. (sorry anon idk who sebastian velmont is but i think i can see what you’re getting at!!)

His love language is just touch, from the smallest to the biggest (taking/handling his massive dick) sksjsk

For reallll I was staring disrespectfully when I could see them peeking out in scenes (which was like 70 percent of them at least) and the pool scene because one of my favorites for simply having Wally in just shorts and some pretty sweet sunglasses too (but the pool is indoors… so why does he… nevermind) His scent lingering just means you know where he’s been, not to sound gross but it’s like a snail trail of musk that only you recognize by heart LMAO

Side tangent really quick, I thought Addison Rae did great in Thanks versus He’s all that. She did good in He’s all that but it was her first movie and the script was really bad, so it looked bad on her part because she didn’t have the skill to sell a bad script (which isn’t her fault in the slightest.) But agreed, Bobby had some of the worst acting and writing because he’s meant to be a bitter ex but the whole thing comes off as out of place because he left and he broke his arm doing stuff that was stupid. It was his fault through and through yet he takes it out on everyone (i’m pretty sure he was lying about being “framed” as a killer, just saying) But yessss Milo ate up the role of Ryan. He managed to sell himself as a studious douchebag who was arrogant yet deservedly so. He just crushes every role every time.

Same same, writers block was rough during classes because im in a stem major + this semester had a lot of writing credits (classes that are less theoretical in science and math and more writing focused) + i had public speaking which was also a very writing heavy class. it sucked but now im stuck with no hours at work and all the time i could ask for‼️😛 you should totally send some my way… even if they’re sloppy seconds (keeping with the theme of slipping in)

Yeah I mean he loves the each of nudging down the waistband of his shorts to let his dick free, or quickly rounding the elastic of his fat cheeks to expose himself. Makes it better when he’s working out or getting physical as a ghost and he just accidentally bends over and you can see everything in the back. He loves being able to life up the leg of his shorts and have easy access to tug on his dick or use the bathroom or whatever, it’s multi purposeful fr!!

#wally clark x reader #wally clark x you #wally clark

[fishyfishhhh]

~amusement park date with Han~

You woke up for the day and immediately got up and got ready. You were really excited for today because you and your wonderful boyfriend Han were gonna go to an amusement park. You decided too were a nice cropped shirt and shorts sense it was kind of a hot day. You ate breakfast and decided too sit down and text Han. 

   (Y/N): are you excited for our date :)))

Hannie<3: YES I CANT WAIT<333

    (Y/N): I’m so excited for it I think it’s gonna be so fun!

 Hannie<3: I KNOW RIGHT AND I GET TOO SPEND THE WHOLE DAY WITH YOU!

  (Y/N):  ok calm down your not excited than me lolll

 Hannie<3: sorry it’s just I’ve been waiting so long for isn’t too go but we never had the time until now yk?

  (Y/N): yeah but I can’t wait for it, anyway I’m gonna get of my phone I don’t want too waste my battery ttyl

 Hannie<3: ok I LOVE YOUUU<333

  (Y/N): I love you too^^

you smile at the conversation while thinking about how much your boyfriend is an lovable dummy. You then check the time and realize it’s probably time you should head too the amusement park. You head too your car and get in, once you start your car and you head too the amusement park. After thirty minutes of driving you finally got there and tried too see if Han was already there, you couldn’t tell cause there was too many people so you decide too text him.

  (Y/N): hey are you at the amusement park yet?^^

 Hannie<3: mhm! I’m waiting by the entrance 

   (Y/N): oh ok on my way :))

you put your phone in your pocket and head towards the entrance. After a little bit ignore looking you finally see Han. You wave your arm in the air while walking forwards him, he then sees you and he rushes over too you. He picks you up form the ground spinning you in the air giving you kisses.

“Hi (Y/N) darling!!!” He says with a big smile. “Hi Han, are you ready too head in” you ask him. He gives you a big cute smile while saying

“yes I’m so excited for today it’s gonna be the best” he then gives you a big hug while you both walk up too the ticket stand. You then get the tickets and both of you head into the amusement park.

Both yours and Hans face light up once both of you enter. It looked so cool and there were so much different type of rides. “What should we do first Han” you ask him while holding his hand. He looks around for a little bit but then sees a cool looking rollercoaster.

“What about that it looks fun!” He says with a big smile while pointing at it. You look at how high it is and just looking at it makes you nervous, your not a scaredy-cat but something about really really high places does not sit well with you. “ I don’t know Han it looks really high up..” you have a small shiver by seeing the rollercoaster go down the tall hill

He then sighs “please (Y/N),my love,darling” he says with puppy eyes and probably one of the cutest smiles you have ever seen him do. And his puppy eyes are your one weakness when it comes too him every time he does them you can’t say no. “Fine but your buying snacks when we get some” you say too him “fine with me just as long as I get too rude that rollercoaster!” He says with a smile, he then grabs your hand and drags you too the ride. You both get in line and it was really short sense the ride held a lot of people, you watched as it would go up the hill pause for a couple of seconds then shoot down the hill.

“Wow it sure does go up high...ITS GONNA BE FUN!” Han says while turning too you. He sees your worried expression “hey don’t worry you can close your eyes on the ride if you want, I could also hold your hand as it goes down the hill, plus I’m a little scared of the height too but I think it would be fun” Han says while putting his arm around your shoulder and giving you a small kiss on the cheek.

After a couple of more minutes you both are up for going on the ride. You were glad it was a two passenger so then just you and Han could sit with each other. You both get in the ride and put your buckle on. Your hands start too shake a little once the ride started, Han took notice and held one of your hands. You try and calm down but the thought of going down the hill gave you chills.

The ride kept going up and was almost as the top you closed your eyes shutting them as tight as you could.

" Don't worry it's gonna be ok" Han says right before it reaches too the top. The ride gets too the stop and stops for a second, you knew it was about too drop so you prepared yourself for it. The ride then shot down the hill at really fast speeds.

"AHHHHH" you scream out of terror. You here Han laughing but you have no idea if it's at you or the ride. The ride the comes too a stop and you open your eyes. "Was that as bad" Han asks you, "yes...yes it was"  you respond with, Han does a small laugh and then both of you get off the ride and go back too looking around.

After walking around for s little but you hear Han give a really big gasp. "OH MY GOD!!!" he stops walking and you turn your head too him. "What!? What is it??" You ask him confused.

"LOOK THERE IS A STAND THAT SELLS CHEESECAKE PIECES!!!" You roll your eyes sighing as he points towards the stand. "I'm assuming you want too go get some" You say laughing a little bit, he nods his head a lot and then gives you puppy eyes again.

"Please (Y/N) I can buy,sense you went on the rollercoaster" You sigh cause again his puppy eyes were your one weakness when it comes too him.

You sigh "Fine I guess it can't hurt too get some, I'm hungry anyway"

you say. He smiles really big and runs over too get some while you find a place for both of you too eat at. You find a bench with some nice shade and decide too take that, you wait for Han and after a minute you see him walking back with a slice for you and him. He sits fine and immediately starts too eat it. You take a bite and fall in love.

it had a rich sweet taste. "Dang Han I might love this cheesecake more than you" You say while laughing. He looks at you with sad eyes "so I'm being replaced by cheesecake" he said with a pouty voice.

"No I was kidding" you laugh "I know you were I was playing along duh" he rolls his eyes while saying.

You both get done with you slices and throw away your trash. You both rode a couple of more rides and joked around a lot.

"Hm I think we should do one more thing before we leave" you say too Han. He nods and you both wonder what you could do. You notice a Ferris wheel and think maybe you two could do that cause those don't scare you like heights in rollercoasters.

"What about the Ferris wheel" you say too him, a big smile grows on his face. "Yes that sounds like the best way to end the day" he says whole you two walk too it. You both wait and finally get on it

You rest your head on his shoulder and he ruffles your hair. "Today was so fun (Y/N) I'm so glad we were able too do this" he says before kissing your head.

"Yeah I really enjoyed it and not gonna lie that cheesecake was so good" you says giving a little laugh. He nods in agreement, you both sit calmly enjoying the view.

"Wow this view is so pretty but you know what's prettier" he asks with a small smirk on his face.

You already know what he is gonna say but you play along "what?" You ask rolling your eyes. "You" He says while laughing you playfully punch him in the arm

"that was so cringy oh god" you say rolling your eyes. "(Y/N) I love you so much I'm so glad we're together" he says kissing your hand. You giggle and respond "I love you too Han and I'm so grateful too have you" the both of you enjoyed the rest of the Ferris wheel ride and were so happy with how the day went.

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Treble-Boned

word count: 6k

comments: alr this is my first time writing a ff so plz bare w me LOLLL. enjoy 💀🫶

Me and the other Bellas were all waiting backstage to perform. We were all thrilled to have finally made it to the finals and be able to perform at The Lincoln Center. At that time it was 2011 and the Treblemakers were near the end of their song.

Multiple times I had noticed Bumper, their lead singer, making eye contact with me on the more sexual lyrics. It was odd but I brushed it off not thinking too much of it. Even if he did mean it in such a way, I could never give in. I was a Barden Bella! No matter how much any of us wanted to, we could never hook up with a Treblemaker or we were booted from the group.

“Finally they’re finished! Ugh!” Aubrey exclamed. She was right hand to our lead, Alice. Everyone was pretty sure she was going to take the reins after Alice graduated.

The Treblemakers were walking offstage giving us a nasty look. “You guys are going to do awesome…”. Bumper being nice? No shot. “…ly horrible! I hate you! Kill yourself! Girl power! Sisters before misters!” Aaaand there it was. Nobody could exactly tell why the Bellas and Treblemakers had such a deep rivalry, but after all these years both groups despised eachother.

As I’m walking on stage trying to find my position, I can see Chloe trying to calm down Aubrey. I wasn’t sure why since Aubrey was never nervous for anything. Not shortly after we started, she threw up all over the first 5 rows. That’s it. We had lost all respect from absolutely anyone. Loosing the finals due to a stomach bug sucks but its even worse when Bumper and his friends gloat their win. “Clean up in aisle 5, amirite guys!” I think I understand why the Bellas always hated them now.

Even though all that was last school year, it was still the talk of the campus. Nobody took us seriously and whenever we were seen in public we got nasty stares from other peers.

Aubrey and Chloe tried to get more girls to sign up for auditions at ‘Club Fair’. Long story short, nobody blinked an eye at our booth. After about 15 minutes I decided to go take a break from running the booth to walk around only to see Bumper and his gaggle of nerds singing in the courtyard. Of couse they were singing “Let It Whip”, why wouldn’t they be!

As much as I hate them I have to admit, they’ve got some of the best vocals ive ever heard. ‘Might as well watch them’, I thought. No harm no foul, right?

Suddenly Bumper locked eyes with me. Just like during finals. Maybe it was just an odd coincidence and I was overthinking. But if it was, why couldn’t either of us break eye contact. What the hell was happening and why couldn’t I stop it?

After they finished singing, I sheepishly sped walked away. I had no idea what had just occurred and I didn’t wanna start anything. There was absolutely no way I was going to let myself fall for a Treblemaker. Specifically Bumper of all people.

“Hey! Hey, y/n! Wait up!”

No way in hell was I going to turn back and face the man who had me in eyelock.

“Y/n, I know you can hear m-“

Benji cut him off with his shrieks of excitement. Thank god for that weirdo otherwise I would’ve been caught by Chloe who was right around the corner.

“Y/n there you are! I was so concerned when you just left abruptly.”

“Oh crap, sorry Chlo. I just needed to take a quick break”

Chloe quickly took my arm and dragged me back to our booth. I was greeted with a very angry Aubrey, and at that point I knew I was going to get a lecture about ‘maintaining my aca-duties’ or some crap. She’s been on some sort of power trip since she took over the Bellas.

“Aca-scuse me but where the hell have you been!? I have had to run this booth for the past 15 minutes and I am completely taken back by your carelessness.”

“Aubrey, I’m sorry” I replied “I just needed to take a short break. Plus 15 minutes isn’t even that lo-“

“Not that long?! You need to shape up immediately if you want to stay apart of this group.” She cut me off.

She treated me and Chloe like trash. Like we were inferior to her as if she wasn’t the one who made us lose our Finals. I didn’t want to get kicked from the only thing I knew as home, so I said my apologies and continued running the booth.

I guess I missed something cause when I looked at the sign up sheet there was almost 10 names. That might not sound like a whole bunch but in acappella it was practically perfect.

—

during auditions

Audition day was possibly one of my favorite things, besides competition. Getting to hear all the potential talent is so thrilling.

“Hey Bellas, remember how you tried to play in the big leagues and choked? Let that be a lesson to everybody. Sing the same girlie stuff every year, you’ll blow chunks all over the place.” Bumper and the rest of the boys snickered

God I hated them. He talks such a big game for no reason. I chose to ignore his silly antics and pretend I never heard him but Aubrey on the other hand stood up in anger.

“My fellow aca-people. As most of you know, it is a make or break year for the Bella ladies. But make no mistake. We will not let egotistical, big-headed, garbage pricks, WHOEVER they may be, get in our way. I promise you. The Bellas will return to the ICCA’s and finish what we started last year.”

Rightfully so she called them out! Everyones jaws dropped and laughed a bit at the Treblemakers. Holy crap, she embarrassed them!

“Personally, I wouldn’t take that level of disrespect” someone called out.

“Alright let’s calm down now! First up..” Tommy began introducing the auditioners. And, uh, most of them sounded like garbage. I knew that was what most of the groups were thinking too. Hopefully, we can pick out the few girls and get them to join us.

—

after auditions

Chloe, Aubrey, and I began talking about who we should choose. After figuring out who we wanted in our group we were dismissed back to our rehearsal area. There was a lot of arguing between groups on who they wanted. Aubrey immediately took charge and planned out who we were getting.

While all of this chaos ensued, I could practically feel Bumpers eyes burning into my back. It was as if he couldn’t help but stare at us.

“Bumper? Are you even listening?” Donald said trying to regain his attention.

Even though seeing him out of the corner of my eye made me ponder, hearing Donald say that confirmed those thoughts. He was starring at me! But why? Why has he decided to be fixated on the group he hates the most? More specifically me. It was making me overthink all of our encounters completely.

‘Maybe it was nothing and he was drifting off into space’ I kept thinking to myself.

Finally, we got our girls and took them back to the gymnasium to reveal they got into THE Barden Bellas! I was so excited to meet and bond with these ladies since it was a whole new group.

Nothing but partying and singing all through the night. A chorus/theatre kids’ paradise.

—

inductions

Once back in the gymnasium had got all these gorgeous girls into our group, Aubrey had to make them say the oath.

“Promise to fulfill the duties and responsibilities of a Bella woman. Neither sickness, nor midterms, nor my lady times will prevent me from her-monizing with my sisters. And I solemnly promise never to have sexual relations with a Treblemaker or may my vocal chords be ripped out by wolves.” She recited

The new girls looked frightened by that last line but hey, at least she got the point across? As soon as we inducted the newfound Bella ladies we booked it to the party!

—

outside/party

Holy crap, there was more people than I remember. Everyone was either drinking, singing, or screaming. There was practically no in between. It was almost kind of annoying. But that didn’t get in the way of me having a good time.

I was talking to Becca and ‘Fat Amy’ about getting into the Bellas and what happens at these kinds of things. Whilst chatting I hear Chloe call me over.

“Y/n! Wanna come with me to grab drinks? This ginger needs her jiggle-juice!” Chloe giggles

“Sure! I’ll be right over” I shoot her a smile

Walking down the narrow steps I catch a glimpse of Bumper and Donald, drinks in hand, talking about god knows what. Unlike me, Fat Amy goes over to talk to them but thats not a me problem so I decided to keep walking and catch up with Chloe.

“So, can you actually believe we got girls to join the Bellas! This is so exciting oh my god!” Chloe squeals. Her energy goes up by 10 when shes drunk.

“Yea! We actually did it.” I say as I continue sipping on my drink

Chloee grabs my shoulder, cleary not sober but I’m sure she means it “I. Love. You. You are literally my best friend Y/n” Making kissy faces at me.

I hug her and tell her im going back up to sit. Probably not the best idea on my part considering he was up there. Yet I hand Chloe off to Stacie and Aubrey who take her dancing.

‘Geez, It was chilly out here.’ I thought to myself. I completely forgot to grab a jacket before leaving.

“Oh great..” I said under my breath seeing Bumper walking towards my direction.

“This seat taken?” He said with a smug face

Obviously it wasn’t so I couldn’t just say no. He would see I was clearly lying to get him to leave. I mean I did want him to leave but I didn’t want to hurt his feelings. Feelings?! Why would I care about his feelings, I hate him! Ugh he makes me crazy.

“Youuu.. good?” he asked

“Oh! Uh.. yea. You can sit here, I guess” I told him nervously

He totally knew what he was doing! He was doing it on purpose, no doubt about it! Right..?

“Sooo, I saw you guys got a bunch of girls to join your little tea par-“

“What do you want, Bumper.” I said cutting him off.

Did he really come over to piss me off? What a jerk! I knew I should’ve just shunned him when I had the chance. God I am an idiot.

“Im sorry. I don’t really know how to talk to you. Y’know.. being a Bella and all.”

Talk to me? Because I’m a Bella? I thought he despised Bellas. Is the universe breaking? I can’t tell if he was being genuine right now.

“Oh really?” I said slyly “Because I’m a Bella?”

“Well yea. I mean we hate you guys!” he cleared his throat “But you.. you’re just different to talk to.”

I should’ve shut this whole thing down. What if Aubrey saw me! I hadn’t even thought of that. He is ruining my life!

I stood up “Wow it sure is cold! I better go” I told him, laughing nervously trying to walk down the steps. Almost falling because of how steep they were, he catches me. Trying to hold my balance.

I gasp, accidentally grabbing him to pull myself back up.

They only thing I could think of during this moment was ‘WHAT THE HELL.’

Bumper helps me back up and sits me down. Neither of us say a word. At this point my mind has gone blank, just grateful I didnt break my tailbone falling on the concrete steps.

“Are you alright? Here” He gives me his Treblemaker varsity jacket.

“Oh, nono! Its alright!” I try to tell him so I don’t get caught with it on.

“No, I insist. You’re shivering” He reassured me.

Was this really happening?! It felt straight out of those cheesy rom-coms Chloe adored. Maybe he was just trying to get into my pants. Which was NOT happening. Well… NO! What has gotten into me!

“Thanks..” I say as our knees touch.

We were back in that stupid eyelock! I guess I never looked hard enough, but his eyes were this dark brown with sparks of a lighter brown. I could feel us getting closer and my cheeks getting brighter but immediately shut it down. Only because I could see Aubrey in the corner of my eye coming this way.

“I have a feeling that we should.. kiss. Now, is that a… good feeling or..?” He said clearly tipsy.

There was no way he would say that sober. Aubrey was heading this way quickly, I had to shoot him down fast.

“Y’know, sometimes I think I can do crystal meth and then I think.. hmm better not.”

I had to make my leave now before I got caught.

“I gotta go. You know how Aubrey is. Thank you, again, for the catching.. and the jacket..” I say awkwardly, getting up

He shoots me a smirk “Of course”

Drink in hand, I go the opposite direction of where Aubrey was. Trying to get back to the center was harder than I thought, especially actively hiding from your friend.

Finally I get down there without being caught by Aubrey, or any of the Bellas for that matter. Such a fun night.

—

day after

Time to get to work and start getting a plan together to win nationals. Except Aubrey already had a whole whiteboard dedicated to what we were going to do to win the finals. Sheesh, she was putting a lot of pressure on these newbies.

“As you can see, Kori is not here. Last night, she was Treble-boned. She’s been dis-invited from the Bellas.” Aubrey said firmly.

“Woah that oath was serious?” Becca raised.

“Dixie-Chick serious.” shooting back at Becca.

‘What a good way to scare our new girls’ I said softly under my breath.

After a few more stern comments about hooking up with a Treble and even kicking out another girl for it, she showed us how to get the ‘aca-win’.

^rehearsal/cardio montage^

Aubrey pulls me off to the side before we left rehearsals. I completely forgotten I still had Bumpers jacket on!

“What does the ‘T’ on your jacket stand for, Y/n?” Aubrey asked in a knowning tone of voice

Crap! She definitely knew. This was it, this was the day I was getting booted from the Bellas. I knew I had to think of an answer just in case she didn’t know.

“Oh! It’s for ‘Taylor’!” I stated trying to play it off. “As in Taylor Swift. Why do you ask?”

“No reason..” She trailed off and ended with a smile.

‘God that was a close one’ I thought to myself. I need to give this jacket back before anything else happens..

—

riff off

Tommy announces it was ‘riff-off time’. My personal favorite of the night! After teaching the new Bellas how these work we were ready.

With my whole situation, I was beyond nervous to even look at any of the Treblemakers. It wasn’t their fault I was squeamish, but I still didnt wanna see them. It didn’t help Bumper winked at me before Tommy gave us our categories.

“Ladies of the 80s!” He shouted and the groups took it from there.

^riff-off^

Of course Tommy screws us over and lets the Trebles win. Why wouldn’t he?!

Now they think they have an advantage over us and begin to gloat.

“OHHHHH you ladies just got owned!” They all yelled.

I shake it off and the rest of the Bellas walk away in disbelief. Me on the other hand was fixated on Bumper who was walking right towards me, trophy in hand.

“You did good” he smirks “But we are just sooo much better than you girls” he jokingly brags.

I wanted to smack the grin off his face so bad. But instead I shot him a sarcastic smile and walked away.

—

regionals

After a few more months pass and we hope all our practicing pays off. The only thing Aubrey cared about was showing up the Treblemakers.

The ‘Sock-apellas’ had finished their set and it was time for us to get on stage. While walking onto stage I could hear the Treblemakers boo-ing us. It also didn’t help that the crowd was not as excited as I had hoped they’d be. No worries, no pressure though. Right? We can’t do any worse than people using socks to sing.

^after our set^

Of course people fell silent during our set for the millionth time. If it wasn’t for Fat Amy, the crowd would’ve been dead asleep. So howcome Aubrey was already yelling at her? Shes was such a perfectionist.

Luckily, we got second and could move on from regionals! Everyone in our group was celebrating except for Aubrey. She was more relieved to even had made it.

—

day of semi-finals

After a month of two of rehearsals, it was finally semi-finals time! I was so excited.

Before leaving, Fat Amy stopped to get gas. It was a long trip ahead of us so it was a good time to stop.

Little did any of us know, the Treblemakers were not far behind after we stopped.

“IVE JUST BEEN SHOT” Fat Amy yelled.

Immediately I ran out to see what had happened. She told us Bumper and Donald had threw their burritos at her for ‘sabotage’.

Great! Theyre trying to ruin our chances even more. I help Fat Amy get back in the bus and we keep on trucking through to get to Semi-Finals.

—

back on the bus

Everyone sings, “So I put my hands up! They’re playin’ my song and the butterflies fly awayy.”

Suddenly the bus broke down. Oh god this could not be good.

“We could call-“

“DON’T say it.” Aubrey says, cutting off Chloe.

“No, that’s actually a good idea! I have Bumpers number. I’ll call him now” I told them.

“Why do you have Bumpers number?” Aubrey shot me a look.

“Uhhh..” I kept thinking ‘Crap. Just ignore her and call Bumper to save us.’

—

in treblemaker bus

“Well this is fun..” Fat Amy said sarcastically.

I was next to Bumper, of course, and we all sat in silence.

Geez, this was awkward. It didn’t help that Bumper was practically invadeding my space. Our legs were pressed against eachother, arms toppled on top of themselves, and if i even turned my head to look at him we would be nose to nose.

This made my heart race. But obviously I couldn’t give into my urges, not with Aubrey continuously looking at me weird.

“9 miles till we’re there” Donald shouted from the driver seat.

I cannot believe we all sat in silence for the whole bus ride.

—

semi-finals

Getting off the bus, we got back into our groups and went inside. Me and Bumper were in the back of the line, together.

“Soo.. what girl power fueled set do you ladies have for us this evening” He asked in a snarky tone.

“Wow!” I exclaimed “You must really not want me to keep talking to you, huh” giving him a condescending smile.

He laughed it off. Gosh, he was too cute to hate. I mean yes, I hated him for being a jerk and a Treblemaker but you had to admit he had some sort of sex-appeal.

“Good luck tonight. I mean it” he looks down and tries to hide his bright red face. Jesse calls him over to stage right to prepare to get on stage. Chloe calls me over aswell.

Once on stage, we started singing the same song that gets the crowd yawning. Out of absolutely nowhere though, Becca starts mashing ‘Bulletproof’ into the set.

It took everyone by shock but definitely got the attention of the judges! Thank god Becca took such a risk. Maybe she should’ve asked before hand but nonetheless the audience was loving it.

Almost immediately we went backstage, Aubrey started yelling at Becca for her little stunt. I decided I was not going to be apart of this drama and went to go sit somewhere backstage.

—

spring break

After Semi-Finals, Aubrey basically kicked Becca from the group. Not fair whatsoever but it wasn’t like my opinion even mattered to her. Aubrey wouldn’t listen to any of us after we lost her championship.

With the Bellas being done for, I decided to take this time to do.. uh.

Crap! I completely forgot those girls were my only friends. And the only other person in my contacts was… Bumper.

Well that was enough for me. I took this as a chance to shoot my shot with him since Aubrey wasnt around to control my love life.

Texting Bumper: Hey! I was wondering if you wanted to hang out over break :)

‘Aaaand send! That wasn’t so hard, now was it!’ I told myself.

Almost immediately I got a response.

Text from Bumper: Yea sure. I’d love to

I couldn’t believe this! I was actually going to hang out with Bumper one on one. And I didn’t even have to worry about Aubrey coming to yell at me! Maybe the Bellas taking a break wasn’t so bad.

—

FINALLY BRO

I see Bumper in the distance walking over to me. I’m still in shock he wanted to go on this date with me, considering he’s still doing Treble stuff.

“Hey!” He smiles “I see you still have my jacket” he teased.

I completely forgot this was his jacket! I started taking it off to give back to him and he stopped me.

“Nono! It looks good on you. You can keep it, I don’t mind” looking at me in awe.

“Anyway! Are you ready to go on possibly the best date of your life?” He gloated.

“So confident!” I tease him.

We walk hand in hand into the park and set up our picnic. This was kinda romantic actually! I’ve known Bumper for about 2, almost 3 years now and I never saw a good side to him. There’s always been some rivalry between us due to the groups own rivalry.

Even during last years run with the Bellas, I was attracted to him. But the hatred definitely took over. Hes never been the nicest but I feel as if it was all an act to show dominance. Aubrey and Alice did the same so I can’t exactly call him out for it. Jeez there’s so much history.

“Here we go!” He said as he finished setting up the picnic.

We talked about nonsense, teased eachother a bit, talked about how we found our way into acapella. Y’Know, normal date stuff.

“I don’t know why we never talked to eachother before this year! You’re so funny” I told him, with a giant smile on my face. I could feel my cheeks burning up.

“I know why.” “Hm?” “The whole rivalry bullcrap! It’s so dumb, I don’t know why both groups keep giving into it. I know i dont help but it’s always been some unspoken argument” Bumper said with some anger in his voice.

“I know, it’s not fun. Especially when Aubrey gets on my back when I talk to any other group.” I told him slightly getting upset aswell.

There was a pause. A good minute of neither of us saying a word. We were too sour to say anything. We knew we agreed but didn’t want to talk about it.

“Well..” He sighed “I’m glad we’re here.. together… now” grabbing my hand.

I looked down to hide my smile, eventually facing back up to see him smiling back at me.

I was head over heels for him at this point. Even though I was upset we lost championship, I was so happy I could finally spend time with Bumper.

Before we decided to pack everything up and part ways, he asked me if I wanted to watch the sunset with him. I turned bright pink just at that question. Obviously say yes, he put his arm over my shoulder bringing me in close.

All I could think was ‘This was it! This was the moment I had been waiting for! He was going to do it!’

While watching the sun go down, I could see Bumper looking at me from the corner of my eye.

Turning to look at him I asked “Why aren’t you watching the sunset?”

He replied “I’d rather take in something even more beautiful” shooting me a smile.

My heart practically fluttered as I immediately leaned into him. I can’t believe this is happening! I was kissing a Treblemaker! This went against almost everything I was taught by Alice and Aubrey but in that moment, I couldn’t care less. I was in love with Bumper.

We both pull back and take a short breath. You could tell he was also in awe of what just happened. Nonetheless I went back in for another kiss. Except this kiss turned into a tiny make out session.

“Wait.. hold on” he paused with heavy breathing “Would you rather go somewhere that isn’t a public park?”

Still panting “Yea that’s probably a good idea” I giggled.

He cleaned up everything and drove me back to my dorm. Shortly after we arrived, he walked me back to my room. Of course I invited him in, I mean why wouldn’t I?! All I wanted was to make sure we finished what we started out in that park.

IM NOT GOOD AT WRITING SMUT SO IM GONNA END THIS SCENE HERE LOLLLL

I woke up the next morning, completely forgetting what had happened last night.

‘Oh my god’ I accidentally murmured.

He was still in my bed! I was stuck in this state of shock. I did the right thing and got dressed in a big t-shirt and a pair of short-shorts, looking back at him sound asleep in my cheap bed.

After a short period, he finally woke up. I was reading a coffee table magazine while I waited for him. The way he looked at me gave me butterflies.

He yawned “Mmm… Good morning beautiful” looking up at me, smiling.

‘God his morning voice is attractive’ I thought to myself.

“Oh hello!” sending him a smile back. I put down my magazine and got into a more comfortable position.

He then latched onto me, still tired. God, he was so cute.

“I don’t wanna leave” he murmured into my chest.

“Well, we could sleep in?” I suggested while playing with his hair.

I scooted down to make it easier for him to cuddle me. We laid in my bed for a good couple of hours. I knew eventually I had to let him leave.

He felt me moving to get up and slowly awakened.

“I better start getting ready to head out. I have to go do boring acapella rehearsal stuff.” he told me.

“God you’re so lucky. I would do anything to be with the Bellas again.” I sighed, helping him retrieve his stuff.

He walked out my dorm room but before leaving he turned back, almost nervously.

“I was because I was thinking that maybe, perhaps” he takes a breath. “this is harder than I thought it was gonna be” he sighed.

“What is it?” I asked.

“I wanna date you. That's what I want. Like, a real couple. Where we, like, go out in public and hold hands and ride bikes together. Or we go to an orchid and pick apples. Or we, like, do one of those Build-A-Bear workshops together, and build bears. And you'd name one Bumper, and I'll name one Y/n. It’ll be cute.”

Oh. My. God. I couldn’t even say anything. I was too stunned. Not in bad way! I’ve just never been asked anything so.. romantic. He has swept me off my feet completely.

“What do you say?” He asked me in a softer tone.

The only words I could get out were “Yes. Yes please, oh my god.”

I saw his cheeks turn a light red before acknowledging that we were finally together.

“I guess I’ll see you soon, then” he teased.

I pulled him in for one last kiss before sending him back to the Treblemakers ‘HQ’.

—

coming back + fighting

It was a day before spring break would officially end. I was getting ready to finish up the rest of my studies when suddenly I got a call Chloe.

“Y/N! The aca-gods have blessed up! We get to compete in the finals!” She told me ecstatically.

My jaw dropped and I joined her squealing immediately. We were back baby!

Soon enough I got to hang out with my girls and talk about gameplan. Realizing quickly that Becca wasnt here.

“I didn’t invite Becca. She doesn’t make us any better” Aubrey said in a smug voice.

Chloe and Becca were incredibly close so it was no wonder Chloe got upset at Aubrey so quickly.

They were yelling back and forth and caused a huge scene that got everyone in a very uncomfortable mood.

Fat Amy came to break the tension and told them to stop and shut up.

I accidentally shouted “Finally! Someone said it!” and Aubrey almost went to come fight me. The only reason she didn’t was because the stomach bug came back.

She stopped in her tracks and threw up just like she did at last years finals.

Perfect! We come back and almost immediately started fighting with eachother. I decided to get up and walk out.

To my surprise, I walked right into Becca. I thought maybe she would help calm down the argument, so I walked back to my seat to watch it all play out.

As soon as she walked in it went dead silent. Almost scary how quiet it got.

Becca stood there fiddling with her fingers “I came back to apologize messing up our chances and leaving. I would be grateful if you could have me back?”

Aubrey just looked at her in silence. Was she really going to let go of the only person who knows how we can win? Was she that much a power hungry freak?

Without anybody saying a word Becca picked up a chair and dragged it to the exit. After a few seconds, Aubrey yelled for Becca to stop.

“Thank you. That would’ve been so embarrassing.” She laughed nervously.

After Becca and Aubrey talked it out, Becca said none of really knew anything about eachother.

“Let’s go around the room. Everyone say something about yourself that no one knows.” She told us.

Everybody started spilling their secrets, and it was then my turn. I didn’t have any secrets, except for the fact I was Treble-Boned. But I wasn’t going to admit that, I could be shunned.

“Well..?” Chloe said trying to get my attention.

I took a deep breath. “I… I started dating Bumper.” I couldn’t help but look down in shame. I didn’t want to tell them but I felt as if they deserved to know.

Nobody said anything, which made this whole thing even scarier for me. I was waiting for Aubrey to scold me but she never did.

“Oh.. well..! I’m glad you’re happy!” Chloe said giving me a soft smiling. She was my best friend so she could definitely tell I was embarrassed admitting that.

Aubrey looked disappointed but then again, she always does. Why should I even care about her opinion? It wasn’t like she was going to be around after this year.

After a short moment of silence, Aubrey gave the pitch pipe to Becca.

“How are we doing this?” Aubrey said almost desperate for her to take the lead.

“Follow me” Becca said then leading us to the abandoned pool.

^pool mashup^

—

call from bumper

It was the day of finals and I was so excited to see the Treblemakers set and not want to punch them.

While getting ready, Bumper called me. Maybe he was calling to tell me good luck. How sweet of him.

“Hey! What’s up Bumper?”

“Hey..” He said in a low tone.

“What’s wrong?”

At this point, I was kinda worried. Why did he sound so disappointed? What was going on.

“So.. I got a call from THE John Mayor, asking to be backup vocals on his new album. Which means I won’t be at finals tonight” Bumper told me slowly.

“Oh.. That’s! Uhm.. That’s great, love. I’m sooo.. happy for you!” I tried to show excitement for him but I just couldn’t.

The one time I wanted him to see our set, he couldn’t be there. I was glad he was making it big time but it still hurt.

“Yea! I’m sorry though. I’m sure you’ll do great tonight. I’ve won that stuff a million times so I’m rooting for the Bellas” He said in a more uplifting tone.

“Thanks. I gotta go get ready to leave. I’ll call you tomorrow.”

He could tell I was disappointed. It was obvious. “Alright! Uh.. Love you! Good luck.”

I could practically hear him smiling. He meant it, but I just wish he would’ve told me in person. It doesn’t matter anyway.

I continued getting ready and tried to brush off the news. We going to win whether Bumper saw it or not.

—

finals

Once we got down this whole mashup thing Becca taught us, we knew we were ready to finally win the finals.

She should’ve taken charge a long time ago! Im glad Aubrey loosened the reins though. It was a lot less stressful with her not being in charge.

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backstage + onstage

The Treblemakers were about to go onstage and I could only think about Bumper. He was probably living it up in LA not even thinking about me.

Crap, he might leave me for some hot super model! Who knows what he could be doing right now. Thinking about it only made me sad.

“Good luck Benji! Same to you Jesse!” I told the boys. I decided since things were changing, I would also end the whole rivalry crap.

While I was watching the boys perform, Chloe hugged me from behind.

“We are going to do awsome! C’mon we’re about to do hands in the middle!” She was beyond excited for this.

“I know some you are pretty thin, but you all have fat hearts. And thats what matters” Fat Amy said before we went on stage.

It was finally time. ‘My god, it’s packed’ is the only thing I could think.

While getting into position, I scanned the crowd. ‘Wait.. Is that..?’ My heart dropped.

I couldn’t believe it. Bumper?! No way. He actually came to watch me perform! But wasn’t he supposed to leave for LA tonight?!

My heart was racing. He postponed his flight to come see us win. He cared about me that much that he would risk losing his one shot at fame to see me happy. I could feel my face start burning up. I loved him so much.

^singing blah blah blah^

Holy crap! A standing ovation! We had this win, no doubt. As soon as our set had ended and the crowd sat back down, I knew exactly where I was going.

Running off stage, I practically jumped into Bumpers arms. Hugging him tightly, I started tearing up.

We had just won the championship and I have an amazing boyfriend?! I couldn’t believe my life.

“Congrats, sweetheart!” He slyly smirked at me, knowing he surprised me.

I couldn’t get myself to let go of him. I was too happy to realize I still needed to ask him why the hell he was even here!

I pull back, putting my hands on his shoulders. “Wait! What..! How..? Why are you here?!”

My confused look made him laugh. “I knew how upset you were when I told you the news. I couldn’t bring myself to just leave without saying goodbye in person.”

“God, you’re such a dork, I love you” I told him, pulling him in for a kiss.

He was perfect. I wasn’t even upset he had to leave for LA for a month or two. I knew he wouldn’t cheat on me for anybody while being in a big city.

He was mine. He loved me, nobody could change that.

—

end

Six months later, and we’re back in the audition room. Wanting to flaunt our trophy on the Treblemakers, we placed it on our table. Everybody in that room knew not to underestimate us.

“Listen up aca-ballers” Tommy said, starting the auditions “As a tribute to our most recent ICCA national champions, their team leaders will pick the audition song. Bellas?”

I take the lead, “Let’s go with…”

fin.

#pitch perfect #bumper #fanfic #basically my dr #someone plz make more pitch perfect content #bumper ff #treblemakers #the bellas #adam devine