#there's probably more

[ifuckinglovelemondemon-srs]

You know a characther is fucked up and traumatized when they are wearing one of these

#ellie williams #rose winters #chris redfield #travis bickle #andrew garfield peter parker #james sunderland #and many more #i think #there's probably more #the last of us #resident evil #taxi driver #spiderman #silent hill #charlie kelly #ethan winters #john rambo #jesse pinkman #luke danes #lance mcclain #pete maverick mitchell #komaeda nagito #peter b parker #betty grof #dean winchester #leo valdez

[abzania]

List of Book!Crowley things I think you should know:

Owns a collection of soul music (that he's very proud of)

Has snake skin boots that may or may not be his feet

Has a tendency to hiss when he forgets himself

Whispers commentary to Aziraphale while the Metatron and Beelzebub discuss if Armageddon should happen

Is an optimist who believes the Universe will take care of him

Reads novels

Loves naps, particularly after a large meal

Bought petrol just for the bullet hole decals

Doesn't make reservations because that's something that only happens to "other people"

Believes every car has a cassette player, so every car he drives does, even if it's not supposed to

Breathes life back into a dove Aziraphale accidentally smothered in his jacket

Likes classical music, but can't listen to it because the cassettes keep turning into "Best of Queen" albums

Thinks about putting his message box cassette into his car to turn Hastur into a "Best of Queen" album but decides he's not that evil

Thinks satanists are weird/disturbing

Can do weird things with his tongue

Also, highlight from the book you should see, because Crowley is fucking adorable:

#there's probably more #but these are the highlights I remember from my recent read of the book #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #anthony j crowley #book!crowley #book omens

[charlesoberonn]

Why are half of tea brands in America owned by cults?

#hyperbole #yogi tea #celestial seasonings #there's probably more

[failingeconomics]

the eldritch horror x some guy dynamic has grown on me

#chelldos #symbrock #there's probably more #tw bl0od #tw blo0d #idk why there's two trigger warnings for blod or why it gets censored in the first place but i'll do both just to be safe #shipping dynamics #stanarrator depending on how you look at it #failingeconomics' posts

[malignedaffairs]

Things about Morgott I find weirdly endearing:

- his signature posture when he idles or walks towards us in the beginning of his main fight; the way he holds his cane/sword, arm outstretched and pointing to his right, ready to swing

- when he knocks on the floor with his cane for emphasis before he jumps down from that tower to extinguish our flame

- how his tail twitches when we land a critical hit

- his beard, his chin, his nose!!

- the way his voice drops when he says "(Godrick the) Golden" and "(Miquella and) Malenia"

- the little appreciative/intrigued intonation when he says "Radahn", almost like a question

- the way he pronounces "prodigies"

- when in the end he only calls us "Tarnished", without any additional disdainful adjective

- his hands and feet being so BIG and looking pretty well groomed for someone who wears a coat of rags

- when him going full commando on us is weirdly ridiculous for his super serious demeanor and somehow still does nothing to make him less respectable

- his graceful movements when fighting, his speed and elegance you wouldn't assume from his appearance

- him having two Black Cavalry knights guard the coach that carries the blade of Malenia's mentor (and maybe even their body) all the way through the Snowfield in the direction of the Haligtree

- his rune being the anchor rune that holds the others together

#there's probably more #i'm not even mentioning his remembrance and the royal omen bairn #elden ring #morgott the omen king #margit the fell omen

[dies-in-bi]

I'm starting to pick up a pattern in my comfort characters:

. adult/middle aged

. gay

. have at some point fought (usually in a sword fight) with their partner

Arm chopping is also a big one in two of these

#nimona #raeda #raine whispers #tdp amaya #the owl house #the dragon prince #general amaya #ballister x ambrosius #ballister boldheart #janaya #toh raine #gay #arm chopping is not a love language #arm chopping is very much a love language #comfort characters #eda the owl lady #toh #tdp #there's probably more

[morgana-ren]

Go on, indulge us. you know you want to. Astarion kinks?

So, this is an updated list from the one I put out from before the game came out, but I actually stand by a lot of my original assessments, especially with the Ascended ending. You can blatantly see my kinks and biases in here. He seems like a switch-- or maybe a chameleon is more apt-- before he does, but it's difficult to say what he's into before he regains his freedom. He'd been a sexual chameleon for so long-- just doing what he thought the other person wanted-- that it's sort of ambiguous.

However, I don't do sub writing, so he will be the dominant one for all intents and purposes here. These are also very dark so if you're looking for a more sweet, romantic sort of kink, I'm probably not the author for you. So let's begin:

Bloodplay:

He's a vampire, what do you expect? His lover doubles as a permanent juicebox, and he's never happier than when he's partaking in that sweet, sanguine desire. Blood like hot, liquid caramel, sugary sweet and decadent, and it leaves his mouth watering. It's just an instinct at this point. He draws it from you one way or another, sinking his fangs in your neck, the swell of your breast, your inner thigh, running his tongue across your skin until all he can taste is you and your essence. Smearing crimson across every part of you only to lick it back up again. He's a messy eater and likes to play with his food, so plan on showering and washing the sheets or scrubbing the counter or the floor or— well, wherever he takes you quite frequently.

Knifeplay:

No one said his love is painless. He comes to get off on your pain and fear— knowing he has the power and you are at his mercy, only able to plead and beg. He could hurt you so badly if he wanted to. Entranced by the tight swallow that bobs your throat as he holds the edge of the knife to it, praying he keeps his rhythm steady enough not to nick you— or worse. He doesn't need the knife to threaten you; it's simply another tool in his repertoire. You've seen him gut countless creatures with it, and now that crimson-stained blade is pressed against your flesh, just hard enough to dimple. All it would take is a tiny bit more force. You'd best heed his commands and give master whatever he wants because what you don't give willingly, he will take. He's not above reminding you just how sharp his trusty dagger is when you backtalk him. Just enough to have you hissing and sighing his name, tinged with fear and arousal as you exhale it. And this segues into the next one—

Scarification:

Cazador did one hell of a number on Astarion with that knife. Those infernal scars are a part of his being for eternity, and it seems more than his flesh was scarred in the aftermath. However, sometimes cruelty begets cruelty, and now that the knife is in Astarion's hands, he fully intends to wield it. Those marks indicated that he belonged to Cazador, body and soul-- so what better way to mark his property? His scripting is lovely, so don't worry your little head about it; It'll be as pretty as you are. His name will look lovely carved into your back, or perhaps your thigh or-- perhaps both? Perhaps somewhere more obvious, or maybe more scandalous. Anyone fortunate enough to gaze upon you will know to keep their hands off. Anytime he runs his hands over the intricate marks raised across your soft skin, it reminds him that he owns you, and it's never long before he's crawling on top of you to remind you of that.

Brat taming:

He says he wants obedience, and he does— but he also wants to earn the power that encourages that obedience in the form of vulgar displays of it. Quiet pets who never do anything but what he wants are so terribly dull. He wants a little challenge in his darling. A spark of fire to keep things hot. He wants you to rise and rebel against his tyranny only so he can swat you back down to your place on your knees. Go ahead! Deny him what he wants. Backtalk and spit venom at him, wailing to the midnight moon about "You can't make me." He'll gladly show you exactly what he can make you do. He'll bruise your delicate skin, dig claws into yielding flesh, force you to your knees all over again to remind you just who is in charge. It tickles him when you find your strength only to have it taken from you. Try to turn the tides by mouthing off and challenging him. He does so love a challenge, because in any game he plays, he always wins.

Possession:

When he threatened to sequester you away deep in the bowels of his palace far away from the prying eyes of Baldur's Gate, he meant it. You belong to him. You are his to command and abuse— to love as he sees fit. Anyone foolish enough to come between him and his eternal love meets a violent end. Sometimes you need reminding of that. If it means whittling his name into your very marrow, he will do it. He will place a golden collar on your neck to remind you who owns you. If an intangible leash allows you to stray too far, he will use a real one. Be it a ring on your finger, a gilded cage where he locks you away, or a chain linked to his scarlet throne, you will know his adoration extends far beyond obsession. He will look upon you and know that you are his forever more, whether you like it or not.

Choking:

Astarion adores your neck. A soft, sensitive little weak point that fits so easily in the palm of his hand. He can feel your pulse rabbit away as he squeezes it, capturing your breath between his fingers. Only he decides when and if you breathe again, even as your breathless pleas fall on deaf ears. It's multipurpose! Holding you down as he ravages you, cradling your body as he feeds— or perhaps you get a bit mouthy and he has to remind you just how fragile you truly are. Slender fingers flexing and furling until skin turns to a cosmic spattering of vibrant colors in various stages of healing. The sweet hiss of pain as he punctures the bruise. No jewelry he could ever buy you will look as desirable as the purpling shadow of his hand sprawled across your throat, ever present.

#morgana and friends #Dark Astarion #astarion #dark work here #again don't indulge in my stuff if you aren't a little wonked in the head #don't read if you're into sweet tender traditional romance #think of this as a... part one. #there's probably more

[mag-101]

Why can't we have nice things

#Qsmp admin situation #Qsmp discourse #Wilbur soot #Fuck wilbur soot #Georgenotfound #Foreverplayer #There's probably more #I swear 2024 is cursed how has this all happened #IN LESS THAN 3 MONTHS

[inked-up-gentleman]

If you could go back in time to talk to your younger self, what would you tell him?

Oh, boy. Where to start....

1) As a man, your life doesn't even begin until you're in your 30s.

2) Learn to start competing early, because everyday will be a competition.

3) Your mother is the only one that will ever love you unconditionally. Once she's gone that's it. So get that shit out of your head now.

4) Learn skills and be able to provide value. Otherwise this world will sweep you under the rug to replace you.

5) Don't ever break down in front of a lady. Take that shit to your boys and your boys only.

6) When in a relationship, don't ever be anything less than a God in her eyes or treat her anything less than a Goddess in hers.

7) Even while in a relationship, your mental state is your responsibility.

8) It doesn't matter how good you treat her, sometimes they leave you just because. Just accept it and move on.

9) Regardless of what's going on in your life, once you walk out that front door show absolutely no weakness.

10) As a man, your mental health will never be seen as a priority. As a veteran, it's even worse. Learn to work on it yourself.

11) "I'm fine" will be your biggest lie.

12) This world will make your skin thick, but judge you when becomes a hard shell.

13) Just get the bike...

14) Learn to appreciate your isolation, but be careful. It easily becomes addictive.

15) Accept the fact that nobody is coming to save you.

16) You're never out of the fight, keep pushing.

17) Masculinity is healthy

18) Being incapable of violence doesn't make you peaceful, it makes you harmless. Learn to be a monster but control it.

19) Dare to fail.

20) You are owed nothing

21) I'm so fucking proud of you.

#anon #ask #This may get a little deep #There's probably more #But these are the first things that come to mind #Manhood #Masculinity #Men #A man's life

[spinnysocks]

stupid lion guard screenshots :3

i'm freeing these from the depths my phone lmao

#I HAVE SO MANY CROC ONES HGFHDH #there's probably more #if i find them i'll make a rb #goigoi is literally showing off the thing that's gonna almost murder janja 😭😭😭 #idk if he knew the plan but imagine he spilled #that scar was gonna trap them. even if accidental #that would be an au and half 💀 #the kenge one makes me giggle hysterically I CAN'T #these r too funny #OMG I JUST NOTICED ONO'S FACE IN THAT FIFTH ONE LMFAOOO #someone tell me why the crocs are always flying 😭😭 #sorry about the degrading image quality 😭 #these are the type of shots you can only get when you legitimately watch the show and you just happen to pause hgghfj #the lion guard #tlg #tlg outlanders #tlg memes #tlg screenshots #the lion guard memes #the lion guard screenshots

[onesettleronebullet]

Innocuous things that I now have to be vigilant about because tumblr is cracked:

Posts about trans men

Posts about feminism

Posts about antisemitism

Posts about anti-zionism

Posts about censorship

Posts about kinks

#newpad.txt #there's probably more

[bkdkdump]

Izuku "If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more" Midoriya

#there's probably more #izuku stop repressing your feelings please #midoriya izuku #bakugo katsuki #bkdk #dkbk #ktdk #dekubaku #bakudeku #decchan #katsudeku

[embie-the-buttercup]

Random childhood crushes I had

Bernard from The Santa Clause

I think this one is pretty much self explanatory, we all had a crush on him.

Ian from What a Girl Wants

Still a pretty standard and normal crush. That hair was so cool when I was like 7.

Dapne from Sccoby-Doo

Who am I kidding, I still have a crush on Sarah Michelle Gellar, she's so pretty. Little me had confusing fellings about her in those short dresses.

Velma's friend from Scooby-Doo

This man doesn't even have a name but I was so gone for him. The hair, the eyes, the goatee, the shirt... I still love him. Somebody give a name to my boy. (And I'm still mad that they didn't let him have a kiss with Velma. I know she was supposed to be gay, but if you didn't make her gay, and made her have a crush on Seth Green in the second movie, she at least could've had this beauty of a man...)

Both Robin and Maria from The Secret of Moonacre

Such an underrated movie. I loved Maria, she was so sweet and pretty and my little heart could barely handle the scene where she wakes up with curly hair (I couldn't find a picture.) And let's be honest, everyone who watched this movie had a crush on Robin with his stupid little bowler hat and smudged eyeliner. (Oh so that's where my obsession with men in eyeliner came from...)

Simon from Nanny McPhee

I still have a crush on Thomas Brodie-Sangster. He was my first ever celebrity crush. There used to be a giant poster of Nanny McPhee in the hallway of my elementary school and I used to go to that part of the school just to look at him. I had no other business in that part, I took trips to see him. I still would, tbh.

Audrey from Atlantis: The Lost Empire

She's cool, she's badass, she's pretty, she's witty. I was whipped the moment she came on screen. I loved that she was a strong female character surrounded by men and she was treated as equal. Same goes for Helga (but she was evil so little me drew the line there) and Kida too (I don't know why but I preferred Audrey over her. Maybe because the scene where she's taken by the crystal freaked me out a kid.).

Vinny from Atlantis: The Lost Empire

He's the funniest of them all. There's nothing else neccessary for me to develop a crush.

Cinderella from Cinderell II: Dreams Come True

Let's be clear, Cinderella from the second movie. Not the original, not third with the time travelling AU. This Cinderella was sweet but independent, confident and determined. And she had a great wardrobe. I loved her so much.

Linda from Rio

Specifically this scene. The part where she drives the motorcycle also did things to me at 13 but I was done for when she put on this costume.

Fly from Help! I'm a Fish

Now, we're getting into weird territory. For those of you who haven't seen this movie, for most of the runtime he's a fish. And yet, I had such a big crush on him. He was a hot fish, okay?

Mr Tumnus from The Cronicles of Narnia

I might out myself as a furry now, but I don't even find James McAvoy that attractive without the faun make up. MAybe I had a crush on him because of his personality. Let's just say it was that.

Nico from Rio

I know, I know, he's a bird. But have you seen the part at the party when he says "Party in Ipanema, baby!"? That's hot, okay? I might or might not have written self insert fanfiction about him and myself (as bird of course)...

#there's probably more #these are just the ones that came to mind right now #there were probably a lot more female characters #i just didn't realise they were crushes at the time #childhood crushes #crushes #biseuxal #bi things #bernard #the santa clause #ian #what a girl wants #daphne blake #scooby doo #velma's friend #maria merryweather #robin de noir #the secret of moonacre #simon brown #thomas brodie sangster #nanny mcphee #audrey ramirez #vinny santorini #atlantis the lost empire #cinderella #cinderella ii: dreams come true #linda rio #nico rio #rio movie #fly

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

Who drew the Yumtea art ?? I wish if they can draw all official arts because the small details in all of the chibis so far is Mitsuya having 2 pink cups in a plastic bag that are for sure for his little sisters and Yuzuha taking another one with her mostly for Hakkai

But there's alot more you know i'm not letting that pass without a whole post about

The yumtea/ tokyo rev merch team, unfortunately we never seem to get any names. But yeah I love the details of this one, Mitsuya and Yuzuha with their extras as you said

Koko munching away because of his big appetite (and Inui just being adorable)

Taiju putting the straw in the same way he punches

#there's probably more #tokyo revengers #tokrev #tokyo rev #tokyo revengers spoilers

[disappointmentthemusical]

grammar basics

punctuation

commas are only used:

to separate two independent clauses with a conjunction, e.g., "I went to the park, and and I ate ice cream, so I'd say it was a pretty good day." (A sentence like: "I think we should leave and go home" does not need a comma because the second phrase, "and go home," is a dependent clause.)

to surround nonessential information. This is anything that is not vital to the sentence. Essential vs. nonessential information examples: a. "He drove by a row of houses, which were packed tightly together." vs. "He drove by a row of houses that were packed tightly together." "Which" is indicative of nonessential information, which requires use of a comma, while "that" is used for essential information and does not use a comma. b. "And then she ran to hug her wife, Sarah." vs. "And then she ran to hug her wife Sarah." If the subject has only one wife, then the name and title are separated by a comma. But if the subject has many wives, and it must be clarified which wife she's hugging, then the name is essential and does not have a comma. This is true for anything: friends, parents, siblings, coworkers, etc.

for lists. USAmerican journalism does not allow the Oxford comma, but it doesn't matter in other fields, so long as it's consistent.

after an exact date or location is given. Example: "We met on Aug. 13, 2001, and fell in love immediately, but I had to catch a bus to Beaufort, South Carolina, to meet my fiance's family."

Semicolons are used:

to separate two similar independent clauses without a conjunction. Example: "He smirked meanly; it was always so easy to rile his sister." (NOTE: The correct alternative to this sentence is to split it into two, not use a comma; that would be a comma splice.)

for lists, for clarity. Examples: "When I was at grandma's house, I ate green beans; shrimp and grits; and macaroni and cheese"; "When we get home we need to do the laundry; make sure Roger is OK with everyone coming over and ask about his stereo; clean the kitchen; and bury the body." (NOTE: While it's up to preference whether to include the Oxford comma, use the semicolon after each list item.)

Ellipses are only used:

to indicate that part of a quote has been taken out.

Em-dashes are used:

to indicate a pause, e.g. "The kid looked – strange." NOT "The kid looked... strange."

to include nonessential information or give an aside. E.g., "And when I saw her in that dress – blue, just like her eyes – I felt my heart stop."

turns of phrase and redundancies

It's only "whether," NOT "whether or not" – that's redundant.

"Try to" NOT "try and."

Toward, forward, onward, etc., NOT towards, forwards, onwards, etc.

Regarding, with regard to, in regard to. (Never "regards.")

"Unexpected surprise" – all surprises are unexpected.

"Heavy in weight" – so it's heavy.

"X colored" – just say the color.

numbers

Spell out numbers 0-9, and use numerals for 10 and above. This includes things like the fifth and the 11th.

Use numerals for all ages, and hyphenate it. Examples: "His eldest grandchild is 36-years-old, but his youngest is not yet 3-months-old!"

Use numerals for height and measurements, e.g., "The gnome stood proudly at 1-foot and 3-inches tall."; "The dude's got to be at least 6-foot-5."

#there's probably more #but these r just the ones i see a lot in fanfiction #im also tbh high doing this so #grammar #punctuation #oxford comma #fanfiction #fanfic #ao3 #ao3 fanfic #archive of our own #writers on tumblr

[toborusk]

no because THINK about mettaton and starlo right

UT Yellow spoilers maybe

both follow the character arc of "hotshot surpasses the people around them and forgets what's important and gets beaten up by a child and makes a great apology"

they're both nerds about human media and culture, they probably collect movies together at the dump in waterfall

there are posters for mettaton performances at the saloon, starlo probably knew him before he was super famous

star could watch the mtt fight in regular undertale and see mtt make all the same mistakes he did with clover and be one of the few able to give empathy

also yellow soul parallel come ON people

also the ship names write themselves i mean come on

#mettaton ex #starlo uty #undertale #undertale yellow #toby fox #i just think they're neat together #there's probably more