#tw sex innuendo in the video

[sayitaliano]

ORO E ARGENTO | ENSI ft SAMUEL

Siamo nati liberi figli di un mondo violento We are born free, children of a violent world La ricchezza che ci salverà The richness that will save us Non è fatta di oro e d'argento isn't made of gold and silver Siamo nati liberi We are born free Come il sole, la pioggia ed il vento Like the sun, the rain and the wind La certezza che ci guiderà The certainty that will lead us Non è fatta di oro e d'argento Isn't made of gold and silver

Abbiamo gli stessi limiti, siamo mortali We have the same limits, we are mortals Guardiamo il cielo da qua sotto sognando le ali We look at the sky from down here dreaming of (having) wings Siamo nati liberi, siamo tutti uguali We are born free, we are all the same Ma abbiamo creato un mondo che But we created a world that Ci ha reso schiavi made us slaves E siamo così stupidi e influenzabili And we're so stupid and easily influenced Che le cose più inutili That the most useless things Ora sono indispensabili Now are essential E diventiamo simili a robot, lobotomizzati And we become similar to robots, lobotomized Senza cuore che batte Without a heart that beats Però ultra accessoriati But fully-loaded (super-equipped) Ti anestetizza ciò che It anesthetizes you whatever that All'apparenza ti soddisfa Apparently satisfies you E tiene la coscienza zitta, metabolizza And keeps your conscience silent, metabolize Perché sta andando tutto a fuoco mentre dormi Because everything is burning down while you're sleeping Non solo nei tuoi sogni, alzati e corri not just in your dreams, get up and run

Siamo nati liberi figli di un mondo violento We are born free, children of a violent world La ricchezza che ci salverà The richness that will save us Non è fatta di oro e d'argento isn't made of gold and silver Siamo nati liberi We are born free Come il sole, la pioggia ed il vento Like the sun, the rain and the wind La certezza che ci guiderà The certainty that will lead us Non è fatta di oro e d'argento Isn't made of gold and silver

Il cielo piange, il mondo annega The sky cries, the world drowns Nella violenza che ci sputa e in the violence that spits on us and Dopo se ne frega then doesn't care La formula della felicità nessuno The formual of happiness nobody Ce la spiega explains it to us La rincorriamo dall'alfa all'omega We run after it from alpha to omega La ricreiamo in Terra sotto varie forme We re-create it on Earth under many shapes Ma è solo un surrogato che But it's only a surrogate that In testa proietta ombre in the mind projects shadows La realtà è più forte e Reality is stronger and Strappa al libro delle pagine Rips some pages from the book Inferno e Paradiso in equilibrio Hell and Heaven in balance Fra le favole In between fairytales Siamo solo polvere nell'universo We're only dust in the Universe E verremo spazzati dal soffio del tempo And we'll be swept away from the breath of time Non cercare un senso Do not search for a meaning Le cose hanno il valore che gli diamo Things have the worth we give to them La vera ricchezza è dentro di noi The real richness is inside of us Non in quello che abbiamo Not in what we have

Siamo nati liberi figli di un mondo violento We are born free, children of a violent world La ricchezza che ci salverà The richness that will save us Non è fatta di oro e d'argento isn't made of gold and silver Siamo nati liberi We are born free Come il sole, la pioggia ed il vento Like the sun, the rain and the wind La certezza che ci guiderà The certainty that will lead us Non è fatta di oro e d'argento Isn't made of gold and silver

Forse un giorno troverai una nuova strada Maybe one day you will find a new road Mentre le ultime certezze si dissolvono While the latest certainties will dissolve E quel giorno fuggirai senza alcun rimpianto And on that day you'll run away with no regret Dalla tiepida prigione in cui stai morendo From the warm prison in which you're dying

Siamo nati liberi figli di un mondo violento We are born free, children of a violent world La ricchezza che ci salverà The richness that will save us Non è fatta di oro e d'argento isn't made of gold and silver Siamo nati liberi We are born free Come il sole, la pioggia ed il vento Like the sun, the rain and the wind La certezza che ci guiderà The certainty that will lead us Non è fatta di oro e d'argento Isn't made of gold and silver

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[thewintersoldierdisaster]

a/n: ….i was supposed to be working or at least working on my fic exchange fic. but yeah. i took a slightly too long lunch and this happened instead. i have no explanation except for the fact that @pyotrkochetkov and @smileysvech post about nečas all the time and his big brown eyes have captivated me. this is just pure filth tbh and just barely edited so be nice 😅

word count: 2.7k

tw: fingering, oral (male receiving), brief handjob, unprotected sex, innuendo, dirty talk, mild voyeurism - let me know if i missed anything else

summary: you get bored while martin’s playing his video game so you decide to take matters into your own hands, so to speak

You’re bored and horny - a lethal combo. It’s Martin’s day off and it’s pouring outside, so neither of you had felt the need to go out and do things when you woke up and saw the weather. After lazy orgasms in bed, you’d gotten up to get a beef stew simmering in the Dutch oven, something warm and fitting for the weather.

Martin had gone down to the building’s gym for a workout and you’d cleaned out the drawers in your dresser, leaving two full bags of clothes to be donated. But now, Martin’s back in the apartment, showered and settled in his gaming chair with his headset on and a video game on the screen.

And you’re bored and horny.

Sure, you could clean out the closet or read a book or something, but you just want more of Martin. You miss him too much when he’s traveling and the team has a string of away games coming up. Quickly poking your head into the spare room where Martin’s gaming computer is set up, you confirm that he’s not streaming. He’s just playing with who you assume are the boys and when he scoffs into the headset, “ah, Svechy, you suck at this,” your suspicions are confirmed that it’s his teammates he’s playing with.

Happy that you can execute your plan, you undress, tossing your clothes in a pile on the floor for later, and stroll into the room. Martin doesn’t hear you enter, probably because of the chatter in his headphones, and when you step around him to stand next to the screen, he does a double take and his eyes widen before giving you a once over. His gaze lingers on your pebbled nipples and when his eyes land on your bare cunt, his lips turn up in a hungry smile. You cock your head at him, smirking and allowing your hand to slide down over your stomach, fingertips barely brushing between your legs. Martin’s grin grows downright dirty and he says, “go ahead, get in there,” startling you because surely he can’t be talking to you while he’s got the guys listening. But then, after just enough of a pause, he adds, “Fishy, come on. Get in the storeroom.” and you realize he’s going to make this fun for both of you.

He raises an eyebrow at you and flicks his gaze from your face down to where your fingers are lingering, giving you a meaningful look. You take the hint and shift your hand, thumb brushing your clit and burying two fingers into your already wet cunt. A satisfied little sigh leaves your lips and you grind on your hand for a few minutes, leaning your free hand on the desk for support as your knees turn to jelly. You curl your fingers to work up the pleasure building low in your stomach, arousal dripping and making your movements that much easier. You bite at your lower lip to stay quiet.

Martin keeps talking into the headset, but it’s like white noise to you since you don’t understand any of the lingo. He makes a gesture with his hands still wrapped around the controller and your fingers stutter, your eyebrows drawing together in confusion because you have no idea what he wants. He grins at you and opens his mouth, wiggling his tongue playfully at you.

Oh.

Your cheeks heat up and your fingers are drenched between your legs, but you pull them away - pouting at the emptiness - and hold them up to Martin’s mouth. He wraps his lips around your fingers and sucks them clean, tongue lapping at the pads of your fingertips. You shiver and he grins around your fingers, the devil. He hums, whether it’s a response to a question from the guys or a way to make you even wetter, you’re not sure and you don’t really care. He keeps your fingers in his mouth, lazily licking and sucking at him, while you drop to your knees in front of him and scrape the nails of your free hand over his bare knee. His cock is half hard under his shorts, the tented fabric a beacon for your gaze.

He glances down at you, opens his mouth to release your fingers, and says, “yeah, go ahead. You know what to do.” It’s directed at you and it’s not, his thumbs flying furiously over the buttons on the controller.

You sigh and lean your cheek against the inside of his knee, reaching for the waistband of his shorts. Martin barely moves and you wiggle the fabric down just enough to expose his cock and balls, saliva pooling on your tongue at the sight of him, huge even when he’s not even fully hard yet. You wrap your wet fingers around him and stroke slowly, gently, satisfied when he lets out a little grunt that he tries to disguise as a cough. You smirk to yourself, licking your other palm so you can get two hands on him, stroking him to full hardness. He’s throbbing in your grip, the soft velvet of his skin hot against yours.

Leaning up on your knees, you settle in between Martin’s thick thighs and he spreads them a little more so you have room, one hand leaving the controller briefly to rub the tips of his fingers against your scalp. You nearly purr at how good it feels. Martin’s cock twitches in your grip and you lean forward the rest of the way to place a soft kiss against the slit, darting your tongue out so the tip of it brushes the sensitive head. He grunts again, not even trying to disguise the noise, and bucks up slightly into your face. You tighten your hand around his base, a little warning, and suck the head of his cock into your mouth and hold it against your tongue. Martin groans and you wonder how he’ll explain the noises.

“Yeah, fuck,” he mutters. “I think we could’ve done that faster.”

You’re sure he’s talking to you, but you don’t change anything about your movements, letting saliva pool on your tongue and drool down his length so you can glide your hand over him easier. He feels impossibly thick in your mouth and you can’t wait for him to stretch you out. You never take more than a few inches of him into your mouth, even though you know he wants more, keeps flexing his hips up into your mouth. One of your hands is firm on his thigh, nails digging into his skin every time he tries to thrust his cock deeper down your throat. You keep up your fun until you can feel your arousal dripping down your thighs, pleasure coiling tight in your body. Martin rests his hands on the top of your head, the pressure keeping your mouth on his cock.

He laughs suddenly, his body shaking, and you gag a little on his cock when it pushes deeper. “Sorry, yeah, I told you the game is fun when you’re good at it,” he says and you hollow your cheeks, sucking hard at the head of his cock, pre-cum filling your mouth.

Martin’s had enough fun, you decide, releasing the head of his cock with a wet pop, strings of saliva still connecting your mouth to him. He looks down at you, frowns. You grin wickedly back up at him, slipping your body under his arms and climbing up onto the gaming chair, knees on either sides of his thighs so you can straddle the thick muscle. You’re eye level with him now and he licks his lower lip, looking down at his lap. His cock bobs between your bodies, hard and red at the tip, leaking steadily. Martin’s hands rest at your lower back, just above the curve of your ass, the cool plastic of the controller making you shiver a bit.

“Mhm,” he hums into the microphone, “let’s do a targeted entry. On my count.” He looks at you, a teasing glint in his warm brown eyes. “One,” you reach between your bodies, grasping his cock. “Two,” you slide your palm over his shaft. “Three,” your thumb rubs over the slit on the tip and he groans.

You know he expected you to sit on him at the end of his countdown, but this is for your fun, not his. You can feel his hands moving at your lower back, can hear the faint action sounds from the headset. Your hand works him over slowly and you watch, sliding closer over his thighs so you can press his cock against your stomach, showing you both just how deep he reaches inside of you. He leans down and bites gently at your shoulder, flexing his thighs under you, feeling the rush of arousal drip over his skin. He leans forward to rest his chin on your shoulder so he can see the screen better and press his cock more solidly against your stomach. It throbs against you and you shift your hips so your cunt is pressed against the underside of his cock. You roll your hips a little, getting him slick, so you can lift up on your knees and using his shoulders as leverage, balance yourself just over his cock.

The broad head bumps up against your clit, making you gasp and whine while you line him up at your entrance. Martin kisses your shoulder and you sink down on him, just an inch or so, stretched wide. Your thighs tremble and you can’t keep your moans quiet even though you cover your mouth with your hand.

“Come on,” he says, voice raspy in your ear. “I think we can take it, it’s not too bad.”

You have no idea what he’s talking about, with relation to the game, but you know he’s encouraging you to take more of him, so you sink down. Inch by inch. Until your ass is back on his thighs and he’s spearing you to the hilt. It’s hard to breathe, it feels like he’s stuffed you all the way to your lungs, your cunt stretched to the point of near pain, you legs spread wide and then wider when he opens his legs a little more. You hiccup a gasp, clenching around him.

Martin bites at your shoulder, muffling his own groan, before snapping, “go! Move, move, move.” His hands move at your back, working the controller, and you roll your hips, grinding down on him, bouncing over his cock. You’re soaked for him, the glide easy, keeping yourself as full of him as you can. Occasionally, he bucks his hips up into yours, drives his cock deeper, punches a moan from your lips.

You bury your face where his shoulder meets his neck, bouncing on him, the fabric of his shorts rubbing your ass raw, the slap of your skin against his balls surely audible through his headset. You’re dripping around him, so close, clenching around his length. One of your hands drops to your laps, finding your hard, swollen clit and working at the nerves with two fingers, sliding through the wetness. Pleasure and pressure build up in your stomach as you ride him, the throbbing of his cock matching your pounding heartbeat.

It just takes a few more seconds of his cock and your fingers until you’re gushing around him, your orgasm exploding in your body. You’re panting against his neck, your pace slowing down as your orgasm hits and your legs get tired. Martin thrusts up into you a few more times, keeping you bouncing on his lap even as he’s giving directions to the guys. Your hand is still between your legs when he comes, finishing inside of you with a muffled grunt and a hot flood. He keeps fucking up into you, pushing his cum both deeper and out of you.

You can feel his cum on your hand and you wipe it a little on his shirt, slumping against his chest. You’re exhausted now. Your eyes flutter shut, cheek pressed against his shoulder, cunt still throbbing.

“Fuck, nice,” Martin crows, startling you a little. “Good win, boys. Gonna log off and spend a little time with my girl.”

He pulls the headset away from his ear a little and you can hear a voice - maybe Svech, maybe Sebastian, you’re honestly not sure - say, “think you already spent some time with her, huh, Neci?” There’s some laughter and you blink, entire body flushing with heat.

“Ah, she’s a good girl,” he laughs a little. “Deserves my full attention.”

His hand is warm on your asscheek, patting gently. You bite at his shoulder and he pats you again, not as gently. The headset is back on his ear so you can’t hear their response, but you thought you had been quiet enough.

“Should’ve told me I was so loud,” you mutter when you feel him take the headset off completely. His arms tighten around your back.

“When did I get a chance, miláček?” He asks, nuzzling his nose against your temple. “I didn’t have a warning before you decided to use me as a sex toy.”

His hands knead at your ass, keeping you close. You can feel his cock start to throb inside of you, getting harder the more he touches you. Your hips move subconsciously over him, drawing a grunt against your temple.

“Was horny,” you mutter, gasping at the rough feeling of his fingers between your legs, pushing into your entrance along with his half-hard cock, filling you up.

“Did I not pay you enough attention this morning?” He asks, sounding genuinely concerned. He mouths at your neck, teeth scraping your skin, and you shiver in his arms.

“Just wanted more of you,” you pout even though he can’t see your face. “Miss you when you leave.”

Martin sucks a little mark behind your ear, “ah, moje sladká holčička, I miss you too.” He kisses down your neck again and your nipples pinch painfully. “How about I take you to bed and make sure you have something to think about when I’m gone?”

You can feel your body react to his words, wetness pooling between your legs again. You nod and Martin stands up, easily holding your weight and keeping his cock buried inside of you. Your legs lock instinctively around his waist, arms around his neck, and hold tight while he carries you back into the bedroom. He settles you onto the bed, kneeling in between your spread legs, hands wrapped around the backs of your knees.

“You know,” he says, lips curved in a teasing smile, “I had one of the best game scores while you were riding me, maybe we should make that a habit.”

You let out an embarrassed giggle and shake your head, “I definitely don’t need the guys hearing me again.”

Even as you say it though, the thought of the other guys listening sends a little thrill down your spine, your clit throbbing. Martin watches it twitch, carefully flicking his thumb over the bundle, making your back arch off the mattress.

“I think you liked that,” he rasps, “didn’t you? Liked the boys listening to your sweet little noises, knowing you were using me to get off.”

“Ngh- ah- no,” you manage to squeak out with Martin’s fingers continuing their assault on your clit.

He clicks his tongue. “No lying, miláček. Next time, you’re going to be even louder. Going to let the boys know how much pleasure you get from riding my cock.”

You grind against his hand, overwhelmed. “N-next time?”

Martin nods, free hand grasping the base of his cock, stroking himself until he’s hard. He bumps the head of his cock against your clit and you scream. “Good girl,” he murmurs, lining up at your entrance and pushing just the tip in. “Like that. You’re going to scream so they can hear you.”

You clench around the tip and he leans down to kiss you, driving his cock deeper, making you gasp into his mouth.

“But for now,” he says against your lips, “you played your little game, it’s my turn.”

#martin nečas #martin nečas x reader #martin nečas x you #martin nečas imagine #nhl fic #martin nečas fic

[garfieldsladybird]

HIHI BABY I HAVE A QUESTION SINCE I CANT OPEN OUTSIDE LINKS OF TUMBLR

what did harry styles do?? (i hate his fans so im even more curious why hes problematic)

i’m doing this because some people really don’t know what he has done, not only you, and I fucking hate him so why the fuck not :D i’m also copying what the Twitter post thread is saying.

a note to h.s stans; I don’t care if you follow, I may or may not follow. I won’t care abt any of the posts or anything you say abt him, just please don’t try to make me a stan of him, i dont like him, he has great music yes but I do not support him.

TW // Pedophilia, talk of SA, him being racist and sexiest.

 Harry retweeted a picture of himself in digitized blackface with other edits that mocks black culture. He never acknowledged or apologized for the issue even though people called him out.

Harry appropriated the Native American culture by posing in a native headdress and putting up a picture of himself in it on his social media. People called him out for cultural appropriation but again, he never apologized.

Harry actively participated in slut shaming Kendall Jenner (his ex) with two other men on national TV. The "lay everyday" was an obvious innuendo to sex and Harry sips "tea" (as if to say "tell me about it")and smirks at the sexist joke instead of defending the woman. — oh god. that was with Aaron Taylor Johnson too. 

Harry made an extremely insensitive "joke" about pedophilia at the expense of his fans, a group of predominantly young women who might've been a victim/survivor themselves is just disgusting. He never apologized. His team even tried to erase the video off the internet.

in the video he’s talking about Roy Moore who has been accused of sexually assaulting women and I think that’s why he’s not a judge anymore, he’s a piece of shit. but Harry was saying that he does ‘know’ Moore cuz he’s had to kick him out of his concerts multiple times before. that’s fucked up to say.

Harry chose to completely ignore BLM flags that fans took to his concerts and even stepped on them in 2017. He didn't acknowledge his black fans who were disappointed for a year and did it only after getting heavy media backlash.

And Immediately after ignoring BLM, he gave this ALM speech which raises a lot of questions. That is why the context of this speech is very important which people often tend to ignore or forget. in the video he’s just saying that if you are black, white, gay, straight, anything, he will support you.

In 2020, Harry decided to perform at the NFL Pepsi Super bowl party. Both the NFL and Pepsi are known to be racist and Harry's decision to perform there contradicts his claim to support BLM. His black fans requested him to back out and trended #harrybackout but they were ignored.

Harry Styles branded the link to donation for George Floyd. Basically it takes you through his own website before redirecting to the main link.This was done to track his engagements and data mine for marketing. To use a black man's mu*der for purposes of profit is just disgusting.

All of that ties in with this extremely privileged take on activism by Harry himself. This means all the rainbow flag waving, pride merch and BLM stickers are nothing but props for pandering to people. Its all performative. He doesn't "mean it" but loves the woke points & profits.



Harry has been known to be a big fan of Charles Bukowski (a misogynist) and always glorifies him. He called it "romantic" even though most of Bukowski's work is misogynistic and sexist. Harry also loves Haruki Murakami who is also criticized for his sexist work. It's a pattern.

His album is inspired by Bukowski and it reflects in the lyrics. The lyrics contain misogynistic tropes, often sexist and objectifying women. There are also other problematic references like "hard candy" and cocaine/drug use. For the same song Kiwi, he made a mv with children.

In his song, Carolina which Harry describes as being about a girl he met once on a night out, he explicitly name drops her WITHOUT her consent and she only finds out about it through TV after the album came out. She was also harassed by fans causing her to delete her social media. — in the pictures that they’re showing with this, The articles are saying that she was 17 but someone was trying to change it to 20 because he was 23 at the time.

Harry is a big fan of Elvis Presley and glorifies him. He was also running for being cast to play Elvis in his biopic. He said he didn't find anything disappointing about his life even though Elvis is known as a pedophile. — I will forever be happy that he does not get to play Elvis in that movie but I’m also super pissed that they’re making a fucking movie about him.

There are so much more that he has done that I didn’t mention because he is just problematic and that is way too much. But Harry has never apologized or even aknowledged anything.

#harry styles #garfield answers 🦖

[edzmunson86]

𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖋𝖎𝖗𝖊 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑 - 𝕰𝖉𝖉𝖎𝖊 𝕸𝖚𝖓𝖘𝖔𝖓 𝖝 𝖋!𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖗

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Stranger Things

Eddie Munson x f!reader (major)

Billy Hargrove x f!reader (minor)

Word count Chapter two: 2355 Words

|| Content -  TW ||

×little  bit of everything [drugs, abuse, mention of sex, sexual innuendo,  fluff, bullying, cursing(expletives), SMUT, comfort, angst…etc.

(Y/N) Your name

(Y/H) Your Haircolor

(Y/E) Your Eycolor

#strangerthings  #strangerthings4 #eddiemunson #eddie #munson #highschool #teenager  #metal #metalgirl #hellfire #hellfiregirl #drugs #sexy #sexualcontent  #abuse #d&d #fluff #billyhargrove #billy #hargrove #lemon #smut  #comfort #friendship #teen #love

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ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕖𝕟 - 𝔽𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕪 𝕍𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕠

When the next lesson was over, I made my way to the picnic area in the woods behind the school. When I arrived Eddie was not yet there. Alone in the forest was not something I found comfortable. It rustled sometimes here and sometimes there and I felt a little uncomfortable. I turned in all directions from which a rustling was to be heard, but Eddie was nowhere to be seen. Suddenly something behind me fell to the ground with a loud bang. Startled, I looked back and saw Eddie crouching on the floor, smiling at me.

"Did you seriously just come from up there?" I said, pointing up at the tree.

"You have the best view from up there!" he said cheerfully.

I threw my backpack on the ground and sat down on the table. Meanwhile, Eddie took off his jacket and put it next to me on the bench. I pulled my cigarettes out of my vest and lit one. My eyes went to him and I knew exactly what he wanted. Aiming at him, I threw him the pack and he didn't hesitate to take one, too. He came to me and forced himself between my legs. His hand brushed along my thigh and I felt a tingle inside. He blew his smoke into the air and brought his hands to my face to give me a kiss.

"Please don't light my hair with the embers." I said, squinting over to his hand.

"Don't worry, it's still far enough away." he laughed out.

"Why are we here anyway? I mean this is the last two hours, we might as well leave." I asked him.

"Good question. What was your little head thinking about?" he asked grinning broadly and tapping my forehead with his middle finger.

"I don't know, we could go to the arcade." I reasoned.

"Video games? You can't imagine how bad I am at that" he sighed.

"You'll have to prove it to me first, come on!" I jumped up and grabbed my backpack.

"But I'll drive my car myself." I said to him as I went ahead.

A bit annoyed, he grabbed his jacket, which he had taken off only a few minutes ago, and followed me back to the parking lot.

I drove ahead and he followed behind me. We both let the loud music blast from our cars and parked in front of the Palace Arcade. Since it was before noon, there weren't that many people here yet, because of course most of the kids didn't come until the afternoon. Eddie was really not thrilled with my idea, but I just pulled him in. First I went to the Pac-Man machine and made him a deal.

"Okay, I play first and when I'm dead then you. Whoever has more points gets to make a wish."

"Wish for what? Aye, what are your intentions, Sweetheart?" he said as he bent over me from behind to look at me, raising an eyebrow.

I grinned challengingly at him, flipped in a coin and started the game. I managed 3 levels in a row before the red ghost cost me my last life and a big GAME OVER popped up on the screen.

"Now it's your turn, top that!" I said, already confident of victory.

Eddie did some jumping jacks beforehand and stretched his muscles to make it more exciting and make me laugh. When he started the game I hugged him from behind and watched him from the side. Slowly I ran my hand a little under his tshirt and gently stroked his flat stomach.

"That's unfair what you're doing (Y/N)" he said laughing.

"I'm not doing anything!" I countered him.

"You're touching...it's distracting!"

I laid my head on his back and stroked my index finger just inside his waistband. That's when I heard the loud Game Over sound coming from the machine. Quick as a flash, Eddie turned to me and pushed me backwards against the wall.

"YOU..are so done later!" he threatened me jokingly.

"Why? Because I now have the first wish?" I just grinned cheekily back at him.

Eddie's smile became more mischievous and he considered. His thumb slipped over my lips while he pulled my chin higher with the remaining fingers to gently place his lips on mine. I tiptoed a little toward him to do so as well.

"Now, what is your first request, dearest?" he asked in the softest voice I had ever heard from him.

"I'd like snacks for tonight." I decided after long, countless minutes.

"Anything you want, sweetie." he said, nodding towards the Pac-Man machine.

"Round two? I'll get my wish this time!"

I put a new coin in the machine and started a new game. This time Eddie put his arms around me from behind and trolled me like I did him earlier. It was really very distracting. In addition, he tried to get at my neck and tickled me madly in the process. I lost my three lives in a very short time.

"Now it's my time to shine!" he said and pulled me away from the machine by my waist.

He tried really hard to concentrate and I let him fight back this time. For saying he was bad at it, he's been doing very well for a few minutes and at level five. Further than I had managed earlier. I leaned against the machine and watched him. His tongue licked excitedly over his lips and sometimes he bit them when it was close to escape the ghosts. I could still see the game in his brown eyes. His eyes excitedly followed the ghosts and the game piece. When he got a cherry, he was very happy. He beamed like a little child playing and it was refreshing to see him that way. When he felt safe for a moment, he would also squint at me from time to time.

"Ah shiiiiit.....fuuuuuuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!" he grumbled before the game over sound.

"Level 6, baby." he bragged, taking credit.

I stood there with my arms crossed, watching him celebrate his victory. Eddie walked up to me. He placed his hands on my hips and came closer to my ear.

"Now for my wish..the night shall be ours." he looked briefly at my face to check my reaction.

I noticed the blood rush to my cheeks. Red? I never blushed. But apparently, he is the first one who managed to embarrass me. What did I imagine when he said 'the night shall be ours'. A lot of hot images burst into my head and my heart beat faster. I didn't want to jump right in with my wish, either, but apparently he didn't mince words. Eddie looked at his wristwatch.

"Oh no, no, no, no! I forgot about Gareth, I should take him with me. Shit, gotta go, babe. See you later!" he said in a hurry and gave me a fleeting kiss on the cheek.

Eddie quickly ran to his van and drove off with squealing tires. I really hope he doesn't have an accident someday driving like that. I then went to my car as well. Just before I got in, I figured I might as well walk to Family Video. Fuming, I walked down the streets of Hawkins. Just outside the store, I flicked the butt on the ground and kicked it out. I walked in and was already graciously greeted by the staff, by one mainly.

"Heeeeey, and welcome to the Family Video, Steve is at your service today." the boy said and pointed with both thumbs at himself. He was about a head taller than me and had incredibly voluminous hair. I think I had seen him before in school, but wasn't sure.

"Hey, I think I can handle myself." I said, eyeing him up and down.

"Duuuuumped" the other employee whispered to him, who then just looked disappointedly at her.

I walked along the shelves looking for the horror section. It was further back in the store as usual. I went through the rows of movies and Steve appeared again, leaning against one of the shelves with his arms crossed.

"Horror fan, huh? But you can't watch something like that alone...so...maybe you need a strong shoulder I can offer you." he said casually but hesitantly.

I looked at him perplexed and had to stifle a laugh.

"I don't quite know if you've ever taken a good look at me, but I'm not a doll. I possess something like 'strong nerves'" I told him laughing.

"That wasn't a 'no' on your part yet, so? Do you need some company, maybe? " he asked, stroking his quiff.

He didn't let up either, though, and I found it amusing.

"Let's just say that if I didn't have a date tonight, you probably wouldn't be my first choice. I'm more into long hair, cute smile, rebellious, just not mommy's girl."

"Oh shit, you have a date with Billy? Don't tell him I asked you out..do me a favor will ya?" he said a little startled.

"What, no, with Eddie!" I said then.

"The freak?" he now said, a little taken aback.

"If that's what you want to call him, please. If you'd be so kind. I'd rather join my own kind then..the freaks." I said a bit miffed and grabbed the closest movie and walked over to the counter.

"Hi, ..Robin! " she said kindly.

"Steve isn't very good at making conversation with girls, don't hold it against him. Besides, he's having a bad day today." whispered Robin to me.

Robin took the VHS from me and looked at what I had pulled off the shelf. As she did so, her face contorted rather disgustedly.

"Uhg, are you sure you want to rent that one? It's really not good! Come on, let's go find a better one together." she said, and then she was standing next to me.

She pulled me by the arm back to the horror section and went through each cover with me.

"Do you want to see something you've already seen? But then you'd have to tell me what you've already seen so I can advise you better. Or do you want to see something you haven't seen yet, but then you'd have to tell me what you've seen so I know what to pick out for you? Have you asked your friend what he wants? Would he rather see something he's already seen? Or would he rather see something he hasn't seen yet? Do you know what he might have seen? How about this one, it's good. Or this one, that's good too. I don't really watch that many horror movies, you know? It scares me too much. But every girl likes romance and kitsch..." Robin never stopped talking and I wondered if she ever took a breath between her sentences. With absolute confusion I looked at her and was somewhat intimidated by her flow of speech. I had tried to say something in between, but she wouldn't let me get a word in edgewise.

"Steve? I think I broke your coworker!" I called to him, squinting past Robin's shoulder.

"Just let her talk... she'll stop eventually." he said from the counter.

"Okay, sorry for talking so much. I just get so excited all the time and I don't even know why this keeps happening. I like your style, it really suits you. What's your name anyway and have we met before? I'm not sure, but I think I saw you at school the other day. Are you new here? I don't think you've been here that long, have you? At least I would have noticed you before, because you are a bit more striking than others. Especially your beautiful (Y/H) curly hair would have caught my eye at school and..."

I interrupted her. That was a bit too much for me.

"Robin! Catch your breath damn it! Ok. So now take it easy. Yeah, I just moved here recently and I think I may have seen you walk by at school." I told her while holding her shoulder.

"Ah, then you probably don't know that many people yet. If you feel like it you are welcome to hang out with us. We are always open to new acquaintances who are older than 15." she said and laughed.

"I'd love to, but only if you try to calm down and Steve doesn't try to get me all the time."

"We'll make that work. I swear we're cool." Robin said, happily handing me the VHS she's been holding the whole time.

"Ah, Dance of the Devils. I've already seen it, but I'll take it anyway!" I told her and took the tape.

I walked with Robin towards the counter and Steve took the VHS.

"I still need your name and address to put you in our system."

"(Y/N) (Y/LN), Evergreen-Lane 22"

"Ah, so you moved into Mrs. Lone's house. I always felt a little sorry for her, she was alone for a long time. I used to mow her lawn from time to time, but she let it get rather wild later on." said Steve.

"I have absolutely no idea who lived there before, but the house is very nice in any case." I wanted to turn around and go, but:

"Are you going to the party tomorrow?" I asked.

"Sure the whole high school will be there. It's David's end-of-year party. You can't miss that!" said Robin.

"Then I'll probably see you there." so I also said goodbye to the two and left the store.

Phew, first take a breath in the fresh air. Robin really yaps a lot. I don't know if my nerves will hold out that long. But nevertheless I was happy that I had made new acquaintances right away.

I walked back to the arcade hall, which was a bit busier than before. I rummaged the key for my car out of my vest pocket and unlocked it. I threw the video cassette on the passenger seat and started the engine. This howled loudly and a few heads from the arcade turned to me outside. I searched still fast for which music cassette I pushed into the radio. I decided on Judas Priest and pushed the cassette in. The song Grinder was blasting out of the speakers and I rolled down the windows. I parked and drove away with a roaring engine in the direction of Gareth's house.

#eddie munson #billy hargrove #billy x eddie #billy x y/n #comfort #d&d #drugs #eddie the freak munson #eddie x fem!reader #eddie x y/n #eddie x reader #eddie x you #stranger things fluff #stranger things smut #stranger things

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[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Remus: Janey, can you get this?

Janus: I’m in a goddamn miniskirt and platform heels! Today is not the day for me to climb things, Remus! Plus, I’m also short, Remus!

Remus: Snakey, I’m not agile and I’m short, I can’t climb like you but I also can’t reach my coffee cup because Orange put it up too high again.

Janus: Fine. *gets up onto the counter to get Remus’ cup down*

Remus, staring wide-eyed: What a beautiful view.

Deceit: Fuck coffee, carry me to bed, you horny bastard.

Remus: I have acquired a boyfriend and I don’t know how I did it.

#sanders sides #sympathetic deceit #short deceit #short janus #short remus #remus sanders #deceit sanders #janus sanders #orange sanders #romantic dukeceit #dukeceit #incorrect sanders sides quotes #incorrect quotes #source: my brain #tw sex mention #tw innuendo mention #tw cursing #based off a comment on one of my youtube videos #janus is weak to praise #and remus won't hesitate to praise the snek #fight me

[emmanelson]

Chapter 3: Feelings and First Times

A little prequel that takes place during 2.01-2.02 when Devi is dating both Ben and Paxton. The first time they have sex, it isn’t in a friends-with-benefits relationship. It’s bordering on the brink of something real, something special, at least in Paxton’s retrospect.

tw: rated M for sexual content 

In the days that followed Devi deciding to date both Ben and Paxton, their relationship moved at a quicker pace than expected. Paxton meant what he said by wanting to make the time they still had together count, even if it would only be for a couple more weeks. So when Devi is invited to the Hall-Yoshida household that Friday night with the implicit instruction to stay over, she tells her mom she is sleeping over at Eleanor’s and is maybe even a little too eager to get there, the walk feels more like a sprint. They had tried taking the next step a few times, and then realized they wanted to live long enough to actually see each other, so doing it at the Vishwakumar residence was out of the question.

She isn’t expecting much, a pizza, maybe some video games in the garage and then she’d retire to Rebecca’s room and try to raid her closet unsuccessfully. But what she arrived at was a whole other story.

She was greeted at the door with a long, slow kiss and Paxton’s lit up face as he ushered her inside.

“We’ve gone on enough dates for me to get that it means one on one, so tonight it’s just us.” He was biting the inside of his cheek.

“Do you have protection?”

“Yeah I-Why, do you?” Leave it to Devi to be the first one to bring up sex. She did say that Paxton brought out her mega-horny side after all, and never thought she would actually get this close to having sex before being moved halfway around the world.

“Yeah, I kind of panicked and asked Kamala to buy me some at the drug store and drop it off a block away so my mom didn’t catch on.” For talking a big game, Devi knew next to nothing about sex. She only knew what she saw in tv shows, read about in weird Wattpad-fanfiction-turned-best-selling-novels, and researched on the internet. She had tried watching porn once but she clicked play when her airpod was off and you couldn’t pay her to relive that experience and the horror of her mom asking what she was doing.

“I kinda asked my parents to take Becca out for the night. I wanna show you something.” Paxton lightly took her head as they walked up the staircase towards his bedroom. Not the garage, not the couch, his room.

“If this is going to be one of the last weekends we have together, I wanted it to be special and shit.” She had been in Paxton’s room before, but had never seen it so clean, and was that the smell of fresh sheets? Upon taking in Devi’s widened gaze, he quickly backtracked and shook his head vigorously. “Not that we have to fool around or do anything that you don’t want to.”

Devi was shaking her head and stifling a laugh for a whole other reason.

“I just wanted you to have something that was something out of the stupid chick-flicks that Becca makes me watch. Something that you can think about while you’re in India and I’m stuck here. I had to use these dumb environmentally friendly light bulbs that my mom buys because the last time we had real candles, there was an incident with Trent and the house almost burned down.”

He had lit candles, or at least light bulbs in the shape of candles, ushered his family out of the house and seemed rather hesitant about asking for sex. She couldn’t believe this was her life right now. Her relationship with Paxton had always been somewhat based on physical attraction. When they first talked and she asked him for sex, to when they started dating and moved onto beyond chaste kisses and lingering touches over clothes to long makeout sessions and bruised lips and body parts.

If anything it only made her want him more and she eagerly hooked her arms around his neck. “This is perfect. More than perfect actually, you didn’t have to go through all the trouble, but I’m glad you did.”

Normally Devi was the one rambling and Paxton was the one initiating things between them, it was kind of a rush to be on the other side of things for a change.

“I want my first time to be with you, here, just like this.” She whispered against his mouth, watching as his lips curved upwards into a wide smile.

He took his time kissing her, familiarizing himself with her body, teasing things out in her that she figured laid dormant. He was moving so slow that Devi was getting frustrated as they fell back onto his bed.  

“I know I’m the virgin here, but doesn’t it usually move a lot quicker than this?” She was trying to unbutton his jeans, lift up his shirt to feel his abs, anything to speed things up but Paxton simply continued pushing his tongue past her lips and making her head spin.

A hand snaked under her shirt and Devi immediately moved to cover her breasts, insecurity surfacing at the worst time.

“What’s wrong?”

“I know I have small boobs and I’m not like Zoe or Shira levels of hotness. So if this isn’t, you know up to par with the sex you usually have, I understand.”

Paxton only furrowed his eyebrows in confusion. Did she really not know how he felt about her?

“Not only are you beautiful on the outside, but you’re gorgeous on the inside, something that they...are lacking.”

His words always made her flush, and this time was no exception. “I like your body. Now can I continue to appreciate it the way it deserves?” He chuckled under his breath and with one hand, grabbed both of hers and pinned them above her head. Her eyes widened in surprise and anticipation, she bit down on her bottom lip and if things weren’t already well on their way, he would have muttered something about wanting to do very dirty things to her. Repeatedly.  

“If this is the first time, and quite possibly the last time we have to do this, you better believe that I am going to be taking my time with you.” He caught her lower lip with his teeth, slowing his movements which only made a whine emit from deep in her throat.

Paxton’s free hand moved between her legs and brushed her core through her underwear. Without breaking eye contact he moved her panties aside and inserted one finger into her, and then another.

The sudden pressure made Devi suck in a breath, no amount of YA novels or research could have prepared her for what it would actually feel like. Her whole body lit up, as if she was covered in gasoline and Paxton had lit a match, starting a fire that only seemed to spread.

“So tight.” His breath came out ragged, his jeans tightening against him. Paxton thought that guys thought about sex more than girls, and he hadn’t heard anything to the contrary until he met Devi. She had stared at him one too many times past the point of charming and made remarks about wanting to “climb him like a jungle gym.” Mostly through text to Fabiola and Eleanor that he may have happened to stumble upon when he used her phone to play Candy Crush.

In the days that followed their kiss in the park, Paxton wanted to nail his next history while Devi made it increasingly difficult to concentrate with all the short skirts she would wear, and don’t forget about the constant sexual innuendos she would make that went over his head because they had to do with whatever subject they were learning about.  

“Is this okay?” He asked, his eyes searching hers for any hint of hesitation. One word, and he would gladly stall his movements. “Do you want me to stop?”

“No, just go faster. I want more of you. All of you.”

This night was all about making her comfortable, making sure she was getting the most out of this, that her needs were met. A selfish part of him hoped that if he made a lasting impression, she wouldn’t come back from India with a smarter, hotter, boyfriend or worse, fiance. His fears only made his grip on her tighten and tilt her chin up so she was forced to meet his eyes.

“Tell me, in words or else I’ll just assume and that’s a really shitty thing to do.” He spoke slowly, deliberately as her eyes fixated on his chest.

“I want you inside of me.”

Paxton breathed out a sigh of relief, or was Devi breathing out her own? He withdrew his hand and her body instantly shivered at the loss of contact. Within the time it took for him to shake off his jeans, Devi had regained control of her hands and grabbed a fistful of his T-shirt into her hands, yanking it over his head in record time.  

“Do you want me to touch you?”

“Shh, this is about making you feel good.” He mumbled into her hair, dragging his lips towards her ear as she ground her hips into his. He took a condom out of his jeans pocket and rolled it on before positioning himself in between her legs.

He pushed into her slowly, the movements stilling as Devi dug her nails into his back in retaliation. She grimaced at the feeling, her body was tightly wound up and only when Paxton began to move his body at a quicker pace, did hers relax in response.

They laid in bed after, Devi’s legs felt like the jello and even if she had to be home in a few hours, she wasn’t sure she’d be able to walk without falling or at least looking like a klutz. “Is that a picture of Gigi Hadid on your ceiling?”

Now it was Paxton’s turn to almost flush to an unseemly red color.

“I’ve had that up there forever, just forgot to take it down that’s all.”

“Do you look at it when you, you know?”

“I was just inside you Vishwakumar, I think we’re as intimate as two people can be. You can say the word masturbate.”

“Well, do you?” She pressed, ignoring the way nerves once more fluttered against her stomach. “Do you ever think of me, when you touch yourself?”

“If only you knew.” He murmured against her neck, not wanting to give away just how many nights he spent relieving himself to the memory of their first kiss, or more recently, to their makeout sessions that didn’t just leave her hot and bothered, but him as well. “That was your first time right?”

“Is it that obvious? Should I just have had the word virgin written across my forehead?”

“I think it’s cool that you waited or whatever. Did what was right for you.”

“Why? What was your first time like?” Devi didn’t want to pry, or ask something too personal, but she would be lying if she said she wasn’t curious.

“Um, I think I was 14.”

“14? As in like freshman year of high school?” That was one year younger than her current age, it made bile rise to her throat at the thought.

“Eighth grade. It was the summer before high school and the JV and Varsity swim teams invited us incoming freshmen to a party, to get to know each other and whatnot. It was chaperoned by this one guy’s sister, I think she was 21. Her name was Stacey or Stephanie, something with an S. She brought us all beer and acted cooler than any of our parents at the time.” Devi didn’t say anything, but silently nodded and urged him to continue.

“Anyway, one night like the first week of school, we all get wasted right? Some more than others I guess, because I woke up not remembering anything that happened or even how I got so intoxicated. I was mostly drinking Coke the entire night, with some rum here and there sure, but nothing too extreme. I passed out on the couch and when I woke up, she was on top of me, stroking my hair, touching me, and telling me to stay quiet so we didn’t wake anyone up.”

“I-Is that all?” Her eyes were wide, almost glassy, and Paxton instantly felt years older than her. Like she was too innocent to be hearing this and yet here he was, exposing her to it anyway. Exposing her to the harsh reality that he didn’t want her to know, yet she was already familiar with after what happened to her dad.

“She started whispering in my ear. Tell me how I seemed really mature for my age and how college boys are so rowdy and they didn’t listen to her like I did. I don’t even remember us having any kind of in-depth conversation.” His voice dropped to a low whisper. “She said that it wasn’t cool to go into high school as a virgin, especially if you were a guy. The other guys on the swim team would just turn it into some kind of contest to see who could get laid the fastest. She said I would have a leg up on all of them and be able to show off.”

A bitter chuckle passed through his lips. “Except, I didn’t feel superior or like a man or wanted, I just felt empty.”  

“Did you tell anyone?”

“Only Trent.”

Not wanting to sound rude, Devi bit her tongue and remained nonchalant. “Is Trent really the best person to be telling your secrets to?”

“He’s actually cool once you get to know him, okay? He told me that if I wanted to go to the cops and quote ‘make her a prison bitch’ unquote that he would back me up. He may act stoned 90% of the time, but he has a good heart. I trust him with my life.”

“Did um, did you ever see her again?” She asked patiently, as her fingers ran up and down the length of his torso.

“At that point, it didn’t matter. When I got back to school on Monday everyone had heard, turned me into the big man on campus and whatnot, whether I earned the title or not. I wish I had waited, you know? For my first time to be with someone that I really cared about.”

“It’s not your fault.”

“I know I’ve been with other girls before and you know, I’m some ladies man or shit. But that’s all it was you know, just sex. It’s isn’t like that with you.”

“Well if it makes you feel any better, this was better than what I had in mind. It was better than any rom-com or YA novel.”

“This doesn’t mean nothing okay? It would never mean nothing, not with you.”

Devi immediately wanted to correct his use of a double negative, but she refrained. She was speechless, too raw, first from the sex they just had and then hearing Paxton’s story. She was touched that he felt comfortable sharing such a private event with her.

“Would you have done things different? Your first time I mean.” She asked quietly, finding her voice again after letting all the information she had just heard sink in.

“Well I definitely would have waited to do it when I was sober.”

“Everyone deserves a second change, a do-over. And you aren’t drunk or high or impaired in any way right now are you?”

“No.”

“So take your do-over.” Sure she didn’t handle her own trauma in the best manner, but she was surprisingly insistent in helping others overcome their own turmoil. Plus with her big brown eyes, Paxton felt like he was saying no to Bambi.

“Dev-”

“I want you to feel good.” His own words hung in the air between them uttered by her soft voice, only a silent nod of his head and Devi had pressed her lips against his and rolled them over so she was now flush against his chest. “We can go as painfully slow as you want.”

“So now you aren’t in a rush to jump me?” The warmth in his features returned, he seemed to have a genuine smile on his face and was raising an eyebrow at her in slightly amusement.

“Something tells me this won’t be the last time, we’ll get there.”

#daxton #daxton fanfic #devi x paxton #paxton x devi #daxtonedit #nhie fic #heatwavefic

[fastcarsgovroom]

Don’t really know what to make of still it but here goes (the Lando Norris issue) Pt 3

This is about the Lando Norris and Max Fewtrell (and other involved streamers) issue so you don't need to read it if it's not in your best interest to. I don’t know if this thing is supposed to have blown over or anything, but I’m posting because heck this is my blog and I want to post about things I think are in line with my personal philosophy (and maybe in-group).    

The entire rant is in five parts:  

Part 1 is where I describe very basically the entire situation, essentially what I saw happening through posts on the tumblr, twitter, and reddit Lando Norris tags  

Part 2 is me trying to describe why some fans felt what they felt and reacted the way they did  

Part 3 is the videos and what was said of them and how I interpreted them  

Part 4 the ‘misinformation’ idk

Part 5 is like, a rant.

Part 3: What was actually said?

The clips of Lando and Max F saying things that were, for the lack of better words, questionable. Clip urls taken from one of the OPs who brought the issue to our attention (hope it’s all right I didn’t credit).

TW for talks about sex, sexism, and misogyny

If anything, listen to the clips for yourself and ignore the wall of text. Make up your own mind. I’m only writing what I’ve seen, and as a way to make sense of it. 

Under the cut

The relevant videos are (not in chronological order)

1. Star signs

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qqblm5bUU51y0rtc3.mp4

How I’d describe it: Max F brings up star signs (like, the zodiac) because his chat was discussing it. Lando reacts by saying that if a girl asks about star signs, ‘you get up and leave’, apparently in reference to his personal experience with a girl in conversation about star signs. Max F comments that the girl has ‘dodged a bullet’ based on how, for the lack of better words, passionate (’salty’) Lando’s reaction was. Lando retorts that Max F ‘wouldn’t have wanted to be with her,’ providing some information (where the girl was sitting), which causes Max F to recognize the girl and react in an amused but equally passionate way. The other streamer quoted “she crazy”, supposedly in relation to the girl.

How people have interpreted it: Others have interpreted is as being a sexual encounter, Lando being dismissive of a female-skewed topic of interest (star signs) and only listening to her in hopes of a sexual encounter (edit: the more ‘obvious’ “listening to women in hopes of a sexual encounter” is clip 4, added below. But I’ve also seen people claiming  ‘dipping’ (said by Max F) and ‘coughing’ (said by Lando) here to be references to sex, along with the ‘you wouldn’t have wanted to be with her’ as, of course, having sex, so I’ll leave this interpretation up. Again, I may be getting this wrong), that Lando and friends were making fun of the girl (’she crazy’, ‘you wouldn’t have wanted to be with her’, how Lando said the topic was ‘so boring’ at the mention of star signs, etc.) 

How I interpreted it: Personally, I don’t think we have enough context as to what really went down. I can see how you could come to the above interpretations, but I also, personally, find relating it necessarily to a sexual encounter a reach. Yeah, it could be the men hanging out and getting to know a young woman (girls) but just not jiving with her, or thinking that the woman’s interests were weird and boring. Personal conversations, essentially, that probably has no place on a public stream, but it comes across as being said carelessly and immaturely rather than with malice.  

2. ‘Stealing’, ‘don’t want to talk about it’, ‘that [descriptor]’ 

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qqbm90Esu01y0rtc3.mp4

How I’d describe it: This clip starts with a streamer (honestly I can only identify Max F and Lando, sorry) saying Max is bitter, to which Lando adds that it’s because Max F ‘did not receive love from a girl’. This seems to upset Max F, who retorts that if he should ‘tell a few stories’ about Lando, implied to be embarrassing ones. There was a lot of ‘yours’ and ‘mine’ (Lando and Max F) thrown around about the women. Max F brings up that Lando ‘tried to steal mine (Max F’s)’. Lando refutes this, and Max F looks more upset and says repeatedly that he does not want to ‘have this conversation’ with Lando. Lando continues on, referring to the girls as ‘the [descriptor]’, i.e. “the old one?”; “the top golf one?” and “I did not try to steal that one.” 

The other streamer appears to take issue with this, saying ‘that one?”, and Max F adds “can we stop talking about it like that?” and doubles down and tells Lando to stop the conversation. 

How people have interpreted it: This is the more egregious clip; people took offense at how the women were spoken about (’yours’, ‘mine’), the implications that they can be ‘stolen’, and how Lando referred to them as ‘the [descriptor]’. Some also interpreted Max F’s it as referring to a girl. This all leads into the perception that Lando and Max F were objectifying the women and talking about them in terms of conquests (presumably sexual). 

How I interpreted it: I think Lando and Max F were quite disrespectful in how they were talking about the women, more so Lando because he continued with the conversation (in a public stream) despite Max F telling him to stop. It does sound like ‘locker room banter’ about relationships, which is still, ultimately, misogynistic, immature, disrespectful, and inappropriate, especially in a public stream. 

What I don’t get is how ‘the/that [descriptor]’ was taken as intentional and malicious objectifying, and how the ‘it’ was referring to a woman and not the entire situation. 

3. ‘Cowboy’

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qqbq6nhmZR1y0rtc3.mp4

How I’d describe it: The clip starts in the middle off in-game banter, with Lando asking Max F if has any other digs at him, to which Max F replies that he does have ‘plenty off digs’ at Lando. Lando brings up ‘cowboy’ as an apparent dig, to which Max F retorts is ‘not a dig’, but was ‘brilliant’ and ‘very good’ for Lando. The Toy Story reference of ‘there’s a snake in my boot!’ is brought up, to which someone says ‘not the only snake, haha’ in a mock-jokey voice. 

How people have interpreted it: There’s probably more backstory to this in previous streams, as OP mentioned. Some have taken issue with, again, discussing personal situations involving a third party (OP has mentioned that the nickname ‘cowboy’ is in reference to a woman). Some also claimed that the nickname ‘cowboy’ is a sex position, so took offense to how it sounded like Lando and Max F nicknamed a woman they knew after a sex position, then openly talked about her in a public stream. Some said the nickname was from the woman’s social media handle, which had a cowboy emoji. 

How I interpreted it: This one is weird. I have no idea what the context is. I have no idea how people came to the conclusion that ‘cowboy’ was a sex position. Is the ‘snake’ in reference to male genitalia? I don’t know? I have no interpretation of this other than things without context always sound so weird. There’s entire twitter accounts about shows and podcasts lines taken out of context, which just sounds bizarre. 

4. ‘Reward’

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qqbfwzG9GC1wg3eue_720.mp4

How I’d describe it: I’m not sure if I can describe it without transcribing the whole thing or putting my own interpretation / narrative here. It’s a public stream, sure, but it sounds as coherent as a bit of disjointed conversation you’ve eavesdropped on (To me, anyway. I’m not being obtuse on purpose maybe I’m just dim).  

Clip starts with Lando and Max F sounding very amused with something, with Lando telling Max F about an encounter(?)/incident(?)with ‘cowboy’, referencing ‘rounds’ (round 2… round 6). There’s more banter, Max F saying he was ‘worried’ that Lando was talking about someone else, that he will whatever Lando is doing is ‘good for [him]’, and is ‘healthy’. 

Lando says it was��“bit boring, really”, to which Max F says ‘oh, 100%, yeah waffle. Complete and utter waffle’ and “gotta do you what you gotta do, listen to her sometimes you know what I mean? Sacrifices do bring on great things.”

How people have interpreted it: Essentially, Lando is telling Max F about his hookups with ‘cowboy’ (the rounds being, well, rounds of hookups). Lando is saying that being with ‘cowboy’ is a bit boring, but Max F saying that Lando has to make sacrifices (his time? listening to boring conversation (’waffle’)?) in order to maintain said hookup partner. The takeaway was that Lando and Max F discussed sexual encounters with a woman (’cowboy’) on public stream, called her ‘boring’, and implied that she should only be listened to in context of getting a hookup is disrespectful. Many were disgusted. 

Some, perhaps not having watched the clip, attributed the ‘sacrifices for women’s attention / sexual gratification from women’ comment to Lando. Others are angry and disappointed that Lando did not speak up against the comment, which indicates that he too is complicit with the notion that women should only be listened to for sexual gratification. 

How I interpreted it: There’s a lot of innuendo here and ‘keywords’ that are attributed to sex and hookups (i.e. ‘rounds’ being hookups / rounds of sex; Max F’s implication that the many rounds (6) are ‘healthy’, a common description for sexual activity as being a healthy part of the human experience.) So, yes, I’ll believe that they’re most likely talking about their sex life. Why did I use so many words to come to that conclusion, and not just say ‘they are talking about their sex life’ out of the bag? Because that was my thought process so idk what to tell you other than what I did. Maybe it’ll come across as being apologetic and intentionally obtuse, who knows. 

Without the context, it’s not going to be very obvious.

So if I’m taking it as their conversation about sex, then the “sacrifices do bring on great things,” will very heavily imply that Lando has to have boring conversations with ‘cowboy’ for sex. Let’s be clear, this is a very disrespectful and demeaning take. It’s also unfortunately a very common one that’s thrown around everywhere in media, among immature men (young or old, lets be real). It’s also very normalized, so I get when people say they find it ‘normal’ or ‘typical’. This doesn’t excuse the comments or topic of conversation. 

On the other hand, I can also see a POV that Max F may have said things ironically or sarcastically, since it is a sentiment often used (women are nags) and both Lando and Max F are known to be sarcastic, dramatic, and dry at times. This is a reach to the other end of the ‘harmless banter’ spectrum, but without context, maybe it’s possible.

Still don’t know why ‘cowboy’ is necessarily a nickname derived from a sex position. 

Part 4

#tw misogyny #tw sexism #tw sex #tw objectification #lando norris #max fewtrell #long post

[kozukenkitten]

Haikyuu Men seeing their S/O in cute lingerie

TW: mentions of sex, sexual innuendo, cute lingerie,

Tsukishima Kei

This man is a pain in the ass. He's hard-headed, stubborn, and honestly, a complete jackass.

But goddamn if he isn't soft for one (1) person: His S/O.

He's still kind of a tsundere jerk to you, but he's also somehow still way more gentle with you than he's ever been with anyone else.

You make him want to fight the inherent asshole urges that he usually exists with.

He sometimes ends up being in a mood to cuddle, and that's just about when he's at his softest: wrapped up in a big soft blanket with you, curled up on a couch and watching a dinosaur documentary while dressed up in his cute dino PJ pants and a t shirt with some silly dinosaur pun.

He may or may not have invested a decent chunk of cash into buying you matching pjs, which he definitely urges you to wear, and if you refuse he'll pout about it all night until you show him you're wearing something better- like the adorable dinosaur themed bra and panties set you bought online as a surprise for him to see you in, and tear you out of. But that just makes it worth the while for both of you when he strips it off of you.

Kageyama Tobio

Tobio is about as hard headed as Tsukki, but also much stupider about it at times. So when you're acting strange, he tends to think too much into it without finding a real answer until you put it in front of his face.

He loves you, though, and wants nothing more than to spend time with you, watching a volleyball tournament and drinking milk from a sippy cup. (Because how else can you drink milk without spilling it while cuddling with your head in your S/O's lap, right?)

However, one night, instead of immediately joining him on the bed to watch the videos of his upcoming opponents' recent games in your PJ's, instead bolting to the bathroom as soon as a package arrived, while refusing to tell him what it was, and Tobio is absolutely confused and concerned. Was there something in the package you didn't want him to see? Was it something super embarrassing, or just something you'd rather keep private?

He keeps pondering and slowly becoming more dejected until you finally come out of the bathroom, decked out in a cute strawberry-milk themed set of lingerie, with cute little ruffles around the hips and around the outline of the bra.

He's honestly just stunned? Like, wow. You clearly bought this to get a rise out of him, and damn, did it work. He's ready to tear that cute little set off of you and rut against you faster than you could say "Milk is good."

Kuroo Tetsurou

Now, Kuroo is a man of very particular tastes, and this includes his taste in your lingerie. He usually buys you any cute set that he sees that makes him think of you, but somehow, he never could have imagined what you could come up with to pay him back for that. (Although you certainly didn't have to in the first place, though it was a nice gesture on your part.)

So when he comes home from a long day of work to find you lounging on the bed in that black-cat themed lingerie set, he just about dies right then and there. You seriously went and found a set of underwear that was cat themed, because he calls you kitten? Or was it because of his former glory as a Nekoma volleyball player? He couldn't say for sure, but he also couldn't bring himself to care that much. You did this for him, that's what mattered to him, and that's what turned him on more than anything.

That is, until he saw the matching black cat ears and the cute little tail that attached to the panties. That there was the nail in the coffin. If you weren't getting fucked into the mattress before, you definitely are now, Kitty Cat. (But not before this dirty Tomcat takes plenty of pictures of his Kitten in her pretty lingerie to share with Kenma and the others- I mean what?)

Bokuto Koutaro

Bo is such a softie for you, and he adores your taste in lingerie. But he can't help always having wanted to see you in cute owl-themed lingerie. He's just never asked because of how silly he thinks it sounds, although that hasn't stopped him from whining to Akaashi about it.

So the next time you're struggling to think of a birthday gift for Bokuto, and you turn to Akaashi for help, Akaashi let's it slip that Bokuto may have mentioned he wanted to see you in a certain avian themed undergarment.

You set out to find one, and end up finding a set with cute little gray and blue owls that you can't help laughing about because of how much they remind you of your dear Bokuto.

You take him out to a nice birthday dinner and a fun comedy that you just know he'd adore, and then take him home and ask him to help you undress before bed. As he pulls your top over your head, he catches a glimpse of blue and gray, and curious, he stops undressing you to take a better look.

When he realizes what he's looking at, he let's out the most excited, most triumphant shout. "BABY!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!! WAHOO!!!!" And so on, until he suddenly stops and stares at you with wide, curious eyes. "How'd you know I wanted to see you in something like this?"

You just chuckle and tell him, "a little birdy told me. Don't think about it too much, baby. Just come here." When you pull him to you, he nuzzles his face into your neck before stripping you out of your lingerie so he can absolutely ravage you with all his might.

#kuroo tetsurō #kuroo tetsurou #bokuto koutaro #tsukishima kei #kageyama tobio #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu imagines #insinuation of smut #smut adjacent #why must everything i write lead to smut #smut

[sarpazoa]

tw incest + abuse mention, spoilers for ep 16 and after:

yo fuck this fujo scriptwriter... i mean idk wtf i was expecting but i just watched these yt videos on “uncovering” what was actually said in shl when the actors were acting (pre-dubbing) bc apparently ppl have lip-read (?!) and figured out what was in the script at that stage. and like :^| yeah the original novel was prob fujobait but so many of the lines that were changed are so overtly sexual for no reason instead of just explicitly romantic like i thought it would be :^\ i genuinely liked the dialogue... obviously the nuances in wordplay and everything are really impressive (and inevitably go over my head bc i don’t know the language 😔) and with gong jun + zhang zhehan’s chemistry it’s rly a delight to watch but that was so. their romance is v much not subtext in the show which is rly cool but like did there have to be that many innuendos lol! why are u so fucking obsessed w how two fictional men have sex seek fucking help u homophobic weirdos... ugh

also i haven’t read tian ya ke and i don’t particularly feel a desire to do so even tho i’m obsessed w shl but apparently the side characters are much more developed in the show than in the book including the relationships that they have with other secondary characters some of which were invented for the drama. which brings me to what really made me uncomfortable: there were lines initially that implied scorpion king has a “romantic”/sexual relationship with his father, zhao jing (who i didn’t even realize was his adoptive father until the video designated it as a very important distinction. like im abt to start mauling u) that were dubbed over to not make this... dynamic 🤢... as apparent. and this was also a drama-only addition. like god wtf ! 

why is this kinda shit so fucking popular in these freak circles like why is incest so romanticized like this! it’s literally ridiculous there was no reason to add in this aspect to their already toxic relationship other than for fetishizing it as some taboo/”forbidden love” crap. seeing the lady talk about this in the video... it’s clearly not viewed by fujos (or whoever their target audience was for this) as scorpion king having been and continue to be abused by his father, and i don’t have enough faith in this scriptwriter to assume that this topic is going to be gradually explored in an authentic and meaningful way or something. i just hope xie’er kills him 

ik the actors (probably 😞) didn’t play their roles like that bc i saw smth abt zhao jing’s actor being disgusted at ppl sh*pping them on weibo BUT THEN growing to be supportive of it along w scorpion king’s actor LIKE Y R U LETTING UR BATSHIT FANS CONVINCE U THAT THIS IS OK... it’s just plain fucked up please just stick to ur initial instinctual response to this wtfdghdgjdshd like now that shl is super popular and the actors have gained a lot of recognition i know they have to maintain like a tolerant attitude to all of this crazy shit so their images are good but man i wish they’d just tell ppl off for this shit... zhang zhehan being asked in interviews what he thinks abt being called laopo/wife... and him just being like [sigh] whatever makes y’all happy like king i am so sorry. these fujo fans r a disease and maybe these adaptations should’ve never been created. we need to kill bl and gl labels and the ppl that write for them i’ve had enough i’m doxxing the scriptwriter and just completely eviscerating them i hope u reincarnate into a dung beetle

#🥬 #just ranting -__- #also ik a couple of u are watching/planning to start watching so lmk if u want me to tag spoilers in a certain way or if it’s enough that i #tag them as shan he ling if u already have like the whole show blacklisted or smth