#what do you MEAN this is canon

[hunieday]

happiness.

#cant stop thinking about the second beat bonus story #what do you MEAN this is canon #re:vale #idolish7 #art archive #momoyuki #yukimomo #orikasa yukito #sunohara momose #ainana #i7

[seenthisepisode]

no offence but the reason tumblr is “dying” is, well, yes, of course the cursed like/reblog ratio and the change in user behaviour (because of people being used to how instagram and tiktok work) BUT also the lack of weekly shows. i say it with my whole chest, they don't produce captivating and engaging stupid weekly tv shows anymore because streaming killed that so you have spikes of activity here when Something happens in general fandom or up to three days after a new season of whatever drops and then it's a wasteland. this is obviously an old woman yelling at a cloud missing supernatural and the vampire diaries and pretty little liars and all these other shows type of post but honestly give me back weekly tv shows where i have something to watch for 40 minutes almost every day of the week after work so then i can read and reblog it on tumblr give it back for the sake of my sanity

#we used to be a proper country #or something #this post is brought to you by me coming back from work and being like okay what now 🧍🏻‍♂️ #i mean obviously i have stuff to do but these are just chores and what i need what i have been programmed to need is a 40 minute long #episode of stupid cw show with a gay ship that's never gonna go canon... :((( #tumblr #fandom

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Justice League identity reveal where they don’t know who Batman is and one day a bunch of them walk in on him just casually eating yogurt in the cafeteria with his cowl off. A bunch of them recognize him, a couple don’t, and they’re all shocked.

Turns out Batman didn’t realize none of them knew who he was, since it had taken him all of ten minutes and three google searches to put everyone’s secret identities together and he just assumed they had all figured it out by this point. Or maybe he had meant to tell them and then just forgotten. Either way, he regularly interacts with half of them outside of hero stuff and hasn’t bothered with the whole separate persona thing with them in years. Shouldn’t they really have figured this out by now? So what if he forgot? This is clearly on them.

#batman #bruce wayne #the justice league #one big happy justice league family #what do you mean dc doesn’t stand for disregard canon

[alyakthedorklord]

Bruce Wayne, sitting in a cute eco-friendly cafe while on a video call with Tim: Oh Noooo, are you sure there’s no way the board of directors will let us get rid of this old decrepit Wayne Factory building that is unsafe for our workers and also for the surrounding environment?

CEO Tim, with equal gravitas: No, I’m afraid they just won’t budge. It technically meets legal requirements on paper, and we can’t prove that the chemicals affecting the local ecosystem that have no other possible source are from the out-of-date drainage system… they’re saying it would cost too much to fix the place up too, which is ridiculous, because we’re us, but our hands are tied…

Bruce, full Brucie himbo mode: Oh I just feel so SAD for all the sweet fluffy animals and the pretty flowers and especially our hard workers dealing with such unsafe conditions… I think I’ll give them all a nice short vacation this weekend, so the ENTIRE PLACE will be EMPTY and SHUT DOWN from FRIDAY TO TUESDAY, the SECURITY SYSTEM WILL BE DOWN because it’s just so GLITCHY, I’m sure nothing will happen to the ENVIRONMENTAL STAIN ON OUR COMPANIES NAME THAT WILL BE COMPLETELY ABANDONED FROM FRIDAY TO TUESDAY- Timmy do you think I’m being too subtle?

Tim, snickering: no no you’re doing great Bruce I’m sure they’ve got it

Poison Ivy, on a date the next table over: ( ‘-‘)-☕️

Harley, through tears of repressed laughter: so… we doing anythin’ this weekend?

#you know they would #at least once #it’s called delegation #dc comcis #brucie wayne #bruce wayne #harley x ivy #poison ivy #harley quinzel #tim drake #batfam #gotta give the girls enrichment #what do you mean dc doesn’t stand for disregard canon

[destiels-assbutt13]

abc did in four episodes what the cw couldn’t do in 15 seasons

#911 abc #911 spoilers #destiel #spn #supernatural #deancas #evan buckley #eddie diaz #ryan guzman #oliver stark #buddie #bi buck #911 7x04 #BUCK IS BI #WHAT DO YOU MEAN BI BUCK CANON

[madhatter1496]

#this is literally sanzu x rindou #and rindou x souya (angry) #and dont get me started on mikey and takemichi #im clearly not mentioning kokonui NOR bajifuyu or bajitrio cause those are clearly fucking on the good ending timeline #you can't change my mind #what do you mean they would die for each other but arent actually canon #thats not what the voices are saying #they are canon TO ME #kokonoi hajime #inui seishu #inupi #sano manjiro #hanagaki takemichi #maitake #doramai #draken #tokyo revengers

[ruubesz-draws]

When bae is angry at you

#godzilla x kong: the new empire #godzilla #mothra #kong #godzilla x mothra #mothzilla #mosugoji #when the love of your life your queen your bae your wife is PISSED #whoa Goji you gon done it my dude #mothra would be like: #WTF ARE YOU DOING?!?! #I WAS GONE FOR 5MIN (in kaiju time ig?) AND THIS IS WHAT I SEE THE FIRST THING I WAKE UP?!?! #YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON!!! #I love you and I missed you tons #BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT ANGRY!! #And Goji would be like: “Babe im sorry pls calm down my love pls i can explain” #anyway Goji was HELLA HAPPY TO SEE HER HHHHHHH #Mothzilla is canon ya'll #it's canon.... #do not repost #my art

[they-bite]

being in the saw fandom is so funny. non-horror fans think you’re sick in the head, sensible horror fans don’t like them/don’t wanna subject themselves to all that, extreme horror fans think you’re a phillistine. most of the fandom is dickriding either Brunette Guy or Brunette Girl. there’s 10.7 of these movies and 5 to 9 of them suck depending on who you ask. they’re all straddling the lines between horror, crime drama and soap opera. every single ship is utterly unmarketable. everyone has 2 saw jokes and they’re both bad. there seems to be a prevailing assumption that the puppet is the bad guy. the actual bad guy was confirmed bisexual on tiktok

#saw #saw series #they speak #for legal reasons this is in good fun/hyperbole for its own sake #also for legal reasons i do not actually give a fuck what extreme horror fans think #also YES im bringing up the jigsaw canon bisexual thing again i cannot be alone in this knowledge. do you understand what this means to me

[batpersik-art]

how are we feeling fronnie nation

#fronnie #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf ruin #ruin dlc #fnaf security breach #glamrock freddy #glamrock bonnie #freddy fazbear #bonnie #ruin spoilers #guys. guys. #fronnie literally introduced me to the concept of shipping in like 2015 #AND NOW IT'S CANON?????HELLO????? #LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN GAY PEOPLE ARE REAL #AND ALSO??? RUIN ITSELF WAS SO GOOD I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT #I'M SO INSANE RIGHT NOW YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND #thank you steel wool i will never be normal again #my art

[thesarcasticism]

what did he mean by this

#miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #wrightworth #narumitsu #ace attorney #what the fuck do you mean by this edgeworth #and ppl say it’s not canon #mine #edit: apparently people don’t know but this is from the official manga #check the replies for which volume #i can’t handle this being my most popular post #how has no one posted this on here yet i thought i was having a stroke when i saw this page

[figofswords]

hey dunmeshi people I bought the manga and I’m reading volume 4 currently and.

and. what in the yuri. hello?????? google says they’re not canon but what??? is this then???? if not deep and intense homosexual tension?????? fellas is it homie behavior to interlace your fingers and press close to each other while naked in the bath?? just besties??? i’m??????

#dungeon meshi spoilers #dungeon meshi #like I’m sorry but what the fuck is this???? what the fuck? #i found ppl asking if they were gay on reddit and ppl answering with ‘not canonically but ppl ship it. I don’t see it tho’ #WAHT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT SEE IT. ARE YOU BLIND. ARE YOU STUPID #WHAT IS THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

[autisticrosewilson]

While we're on the topic of De-aging AU's I wanna talk about Jason and Damian if Jason was 14 again real quick.

Do you guys think that Damian looks at this version of Jason, so different from the version he knows, nothing like the person he was told Jason was, and feels uncomfortably seen?

Damian was always told that Jason died because he was reckless, because he disobeyed orders, he was fired as Robin and he got himself killed. A cautionary tale, not a threat to his position. He dismisses Jason because Bruce does, because Dick does, because sometimes even Babs and Alfred do.

That's not the kid that he's looking at now. This Jason is happy, and smart, and full of love that has not yet soured into grief. He hangs on Bruce's every word, trains until his hands bleed and his body gives out to perfect the moves Bruce teaches him. He looks at Bruce with stars in his eyes and he calls him dad.

And Damian can't help but think, that this is the perfect Robin. The perfect son. And if Jason - sweet, loving, strong, Jason - can be fired, can die and have his room locked away and his pictures torn down, can have his last memory as Robin be as A Good Soldier, how could the rest of them ever compete? What could Damian do to stand a chance?

Jason will never grow out of the shadow of Robin, like the rest of them did. As long as Bruce, and Dick, and Babs, and Alfred look at him and see a dead kid who came back wrong, he will never get to be anything else. He will not get to be looked at through who he is now without the shadow of a dead boy looming over him.

And the worst part? Jason is exactly the same person he was back then. Bitter, sure, angry, justifiably, but he is still the boy with too much love in his heart and righteous fury festering in his gut. He is exactly the same boy who threw himself in front of an explosion to save his mother.

(The lines between the mother that betrayed him and the father that disgraced him are so very blurred. Fire or blade or crowbars or fists it does not matter. It ends the same way it always does because Jason Todd always dies, in every universe, in every timeline, Jason dies and crawls out only to be killed again and again and again.)

#dc #jason todd #damian wayne #de aging #I personally am obsessed with the headcanon that they met in the league which lends it's own sense of tragedy #but this is a more canon take on it #Bruce Wayne critical #do you guys think he watched Jason fall back into old routines and is so unbelievably angry because none of it matters #do you think he listens to Jason talk about homework and his grades and his clubs and the colleges he wants to go to #and all he can think of is how unfair it is #that Jason never gets it. That everything about who he was got distorted and exaggerated and there was nothing left of this boy #that the love and blood and late nights never mean anything because this is a ghost walking the halls disproving all the legends #what is the prodigal son to do when he comes home but the locks have changed

[luciuscodedswedeboy]

#what do you mean this isn’t canon?? 🤔 #jim jimenez #fang ofmd #archie ofmd #frenchie ofmd #ofmd incorrect quotes #ofmd memes #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd 2x1 #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd spoilers #ofmd s2 #dorian’s memes

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Alfred: Injury report?

26-year-old Bruce: All the blood is on the inside?

Alfred:

Some years down the road

Bruce: Injury report?

Tim: I left no DNA behind.

Cass: I can still beat the rest of you.

Jason: Haven’t died again.

Dick: No bones are visible from the outside.

Damian: I won.

Duke: I think I discovered a new power.

Steph: You’re not my dad.

Bruce:

Bruce:

Alfred: And how *is* Karma doing today, Master Bruce?

#batman #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #batfam #batkids #tim drake #dick grayson #jason todd #stephanie brown #damian wayne #cassandra cain #duke thomas #what do you mean dc doesn’t stand for disregard canon

[lelelego]

waiting and waiting

#fallout #fallout new vegas #fnv #courier six #craig boone #boone/courier #hi here's a comic i worked on off and on in between stuff ft. the worst possible pairing - a canon character + a player character #what do you mean i have to create content my damn self #this was also literally just talking heads for like 3 goddamn pages hell on earth but theyre just sitting there!!!!!! help #oc: eli #doodly thingy #fallout tag #blood / #violence / #injury / #knives / #long post / #comic

[turtleblogatlast]

[ cw: injury mention / jokes about death / ]

Love when people depict Leo like-

Leo, covered in grievous wounds and having several broken bones: Ew, Staten Island? Anyway lmao that sucked-

Leo, with a paper cut: My LIFE is OVER I am SUFFERING I am DYING I leave all my comics to Mikey, Raph gets my posters and figurines, April can have everything else in my room, I guess Dad can have my swords, Donnie you get NOTHING until you admit I was RIGHT back when-

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rottmnt headcanons #rise leo #100% Leo was the type to be like I can’t come to training I broke a nail #nah I can’t exercise today I stubbed my toe #what do you mean I can’t go out it’s JUST a flesh wound (said flesh wound is still actively bleeding) #*eight thousand puns about the terrible injuries he has just completely downplaying them* #guess a shell’s not all it’s cracked up to be! (he says with a cracked shell) #it’s CANON it is