bodyswap!au where wolfwood is stuck in vash's body, vash is in meryl's body, and meryl is in vash's body<3
wolfwood would lose his mind, lbr. waking up in a different body is a hell of a trigger for him, after the Everything with the eye of michael. the reach and height of vash's body are different enough from his that ww probably would be disoriented as hell even after they all figure out whats going on, but like. dysphoria is old hat to ww
vash would be equally horrified and delighted. if you thought mr all-knees-elbows-and-legs wouldnt wanna be petite and cute for once in his life you are absolutely wrong. hed be horrified bc its not HIS body and hed be guilty that meryl's not in her body and that he's enjoying it at all. zero dysphoria from vash
meryl would spend so much time underestimating her new size. shed walk ww's body into every doorframe and wall and table and bed and aisle and any other object. she's never hit her head on the top of a doorframe before now and she's not enjoying the experience. being tall is vaguely upsetting just because the new perspective is so weird and unsettling. some dysphoria but like she can handle it
this is manga-verse with tristamp!vash and tristamp!meryl designs btw with of course trimax wolfwood. because i love his stupid scoliosis-having ass
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oh something else that can help is learning the squares of 1 to 20 by heart
this is completely off topic but i memorized all the countries in asia once
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reduces your blorbo to it's original form
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in my au where tmnt isnt a franchise in the spn universe claire ends up in nyc on a case and accidentally runs into raph and they have to work together for whatever reason and at the end shes like. wow i hate you! anyway we’re friends now. ans raph is like i also hate you! wdym we’re friends. and at one point dean and sam and claire and cas and jack and mary (theyre all alive ans together here. idc about timelines) all end up working the same case in a little shitty town in upstate new york. anyway sam finds a lead on a weird old farmhouse, claire and dean go to check it out and she sees raph and immediately starts bullshitting. she fucking runs them all in circles to avoid them seeing raph amd the guys because you Know how deana nd sam are about Freaks. anyway in the end its a moot point bc it turns out the case is actually just casey jones pretending to be bigfoot bc hes bored
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Broke: "Dick Grayson was upset at a new kid taking over his mantle because he doesn't think Jason will be good enough as Robin"
Woke: "Dick is upset at Jason, not because he's suddenly taking over the mantle he created, but because Jason isn't nearly feral enough of a child to drive Bruce insane in Dick's place"
Dick: You wanna be my successor? Go swing from that chandelier right now.
Jason:
Dick: As a matter of fact, I need to see you crawling all over the walls. Make a ruckus, break some furniture
Jason: But Bruce-
Dick: SCREW Bruce. Your job as my new brother is to make his life HELL. Why are you so polite? Why are you so calm? Where's your DRIVE, your PASSION, huh? You may be worthy of the title of Robin, but are you WORTHY of being my disaster brother?
Jason, a little scared: I dont-
Dick, scoffing: The youth these days just don't rebel like they used to.
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my sister and I's favorite mlp brushables when we were little, lulu luck and dewdrop dazzle!! 🩷💙 originally these were warm-ups but I got carried away as always lol they are just very special horsies to us, I love their colors sm!
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