#yikes @ me

[kermitspussy]

like where did it come from i was literally doing a silly little art and craft

#dropout tv #game changer #sam reich #erika ishii #me mid-apple butter stirring: i am inherently worthless and also remember that embarrassing thing i said in ninth grade history class yikes

[inkskinned]

love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.

love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.

love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.

love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.

maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.

recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.

#writeblr #warm up #ps edited so it is more clear where “half” of men is coming from: #15% literally don't even touch water #an ADDITIONAL 35% ''wash'' by just running their hands under water WITHOUT SOAP #15+35 =50% #like that is not washing ur hands. go back and use soap #btw the numbers for women are 4% never washing and 15% ''just water'' #which is still gross but like. sooo much better yikes #ps i know we're all gay on this site but watching ppl ''correct'' my math on this has been wild #i have a learning disability im genuinely bad at math so i check EVERY time someone corrects me #but no they're just confidently wrong..... #182 hours is a week babes. 182/24 (number of hours in a day) is ~7.6 #that's where i got that number from. also from rent we know there's 168 hours in a week. #ALSO btw if u read this and ur response is ''men are also struggling rn tho'' like babe you missed the point of it tho #this doesn't even make fun of men it's legit just pointing out that bigotry against women isn't founded #in anything men actually CARE about . like they don't actually CARE about ''being clean'' when they make fun of armpit hair #or they would be WASHING THEIR HANDS. #men pretend to be rollin' in cash and Apex Predators and instead they are trained to be lazy and unwilling to act in emergencies #i have never and will never make fun of men for asking for more support on important topics like DV and mental health. #this is so clearly not about men; it's about how common just being plainly misogynistic has become. #like they don't try to hide it anymore.

[slfcare]

after it has been new, scary and uncomfortable, it’s going to be okay. isn’t that what we’re doing it for?

#me trying to hype myself up about going to the gym for the first time #on my own #with a disability #yikes #positive suggestions #positive thinking #suggestions #suggestion #comfort kindness family #self validation #positive #positivity #self love #self care #positive mental attitude #mental health

[why-the-heck-not]

the saturday-sunday night diabolical "life is falling apart"- to do list followed by a mad scramble

#in the middle of said mad scramble bc ohmygod I have 30+ things on that to do list that I'd like to get done by Tuesday at the very VERY #latest so like eeee it's a uhh something something #my sunday's have been starting on saturday evenings lately time's getting more condensed !! yikes #no one ask me when I'm planning on sleeping if I'm here drinking coffee at 1:30am I don't know I'll cross that bridge when I get to it #studyblr #bookblr #booklr #aesthetic #books #study #reading #read #book #studyspo #april 2024 #2024

[milf-murdock]

Ash has horny 1 am thoughts

NSFW 18+

Ghost will fuck you hard and fast. When Ghost needs release, too much pent up energy from a mission, he’s bending you over the fucking table and taking what he wants. The death grip of his fingers on your plump waist will leave faint bruises, but the electric pleasure pulsing through your body at the time all but negates any sensation of pain. It’s a blinding, white-hot pleasure, and you’re not sure where Ghost ends and you begin. It’s fiery, raw, all-consuming. Ghost is anything but gentle; he is rough all the way up until that final thrust, until he’s shouting with his climax, filling you up with everything he has to offer. And only once Ghost has taken everything he needs, only then will he take your pliant body into his arms, caressing your cheek and telling you what a good girl you’ve been and how you’re too good to him.

But Simon??? When Simon is too pent up ?? He’ll spend hours between your legs. Licking your cunt is the only thing that calms him down. Once Simon is in the safety of your home, that mask comes off and he’s buried nose-deep in that cunt, licking and sucking to his heart’s content. This is a hazy, blissed-out kind of pleasure. You’re practically floatng, only Simon’s firm, yet gentle, grip on your hips keeping you pinned to the bed. Simon feasts like he’s a man on death row and you’re his final meal. And when you’ve come at least twice on his mouth and fingers? Simon is making love to you.

#YIKES what’s come over me #I am down so bad for this man #Simon Riley #simon ghost riley #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost x reader #ghost x you #simon riley x you #simon riley imagine #ghost imagine

[guccifloralsuits]

Oh it’s BAD bad

#YIKES. ok miss me with that #teen wolf #✰

[endlesslytired]

Well with even newer revelations, my headcannons and perspective is very shifted. But I still know how to make something out of it!

Edit:This is technically is a self correction to this post I made with innocence in my heart and uncursed mind

#THAT FULL VERSION WAS HORRIFYING #ESPECIALLY THAT DEAD SWAN #FUCK THAT ONE REALLY GOT TO ME #this is just me coping. #honkai star rail #hsr acheron #hsr black swan #hsr acheswan #i mean it is but like yikes this yuri is doomed #EDIT: I HAD ONE MORE I FORGOT TO MAKE

[halfcaffeinated]

i feel like im watching a maritime history unsolved wrecks video in real time. where they like. spell out all the design issues, the protocol errors, all the things that we now know were wrong with the vessel and the expedition. what likely caused the wreck

except that. this is current? we already knew all the issues with the sub? everything unsafe about it was known?? and it's still been allowed to dive?????

#yikes #titanic #obviously i hope they find it just for the sake of the crew and passengers #but also selfishly because i want to know what happened here #let me say it again: yikes

[cloudysfluffs]

REALLY considered not posting this one.......might delete later

ns//fw and/or ki//nk blogs please dni!!!

#PLEASE READ THESE TAGS: #I AM NOT A VIV///ZIEPOP SUPPORTER!!!!!!!!! I ACTIVELY DISLIKE HER #i have been watching haz/bin with my boyf. and for funsies weve been rewriting and redesigning it in its entirity bc....yikes #imm not adding this to my fandom list bc i dont like. the shows lol. so im not gonna do requests or anything probly #this is a one time thing featuring my redesigns bc i refuse to draw them how they really look you cant make me #anyway please dont unfollow me for posting this 🙏 (/j you can do what you want) #tickle art #hazbin hotel tickle #lee!husk #ler!angel dust #my art #please dont send me discourse about this i dont care if you Like The Show just take this at face value <333333333333

[maniaredgrave]

24062023

Nightbringer 17-15

Solomon can’t handle MC being gone for a day and turns to alcohol to cope?😭HAHAHA

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me solomon #solomon #fanart #poor asmo yikes

[foolishlovers]

going to university/having a job really interferes with my good omens fanfic author career

#🤡 #can someone read some texts for me so i can write #sksksks 🥲 #i’ve written a bit on TOTP today tho #but i wanna write more… #need to read a book until tuesday tho and haven’t started #so i guess i have to prioritise that yikes #foolish talks #good omens #good omens fanfic #good omens shitpost

[andry-di]

I'm not feeling particularly inspired lately, so thanks to the peoples who sparkled up this idea in the tags of one of my previous work.

This can also be read as another continuation of this

#infinity train #it #tulip olsen #comics #ad24 #crazy week this one at work when a costumer accidentaly outed me to my boss and half my coworkes #like it's whatever but also yikes thanks a lot

[misticarts]

I know I’m epically late to the party but hey I finally watched this show

Couldn’t decide what they were saying that lead to this kiss but the kissing was the part that felt important

#what are they saying? put it in the tags #stranger things #steddie #the 80s gays got to me okay #I’m predictable but I am consistent #eddie munson #steve harrington #first drawing in like a year yikes #time to get back into it I think #art #misticarts #mine

[cobblestone-butch]

Looking at Etho with my big ol' eyes. Why do you have a pattern of becoming quickly attached to people who bully you. Yes they're doing it lovingly teasingly jokingly but how is the easiest way to get your attention to be a bit mean to you? Over here leaving mail and statues at Joel's like a cat bringing mice to his doorstep. Stealing from Gem and being in her general vicinity after she roasted you during a boating trip and constantly calls you washed up. The first time you see Cleo in last life you're like heyyy so I bet on you to die first, can you do that for me? and when she rightfully calls you out for being rude you just ask "don't you like that sort of thing?". Not to mention all of limited life followed by secret life. What's up with that. Hey get back here

#its so funny to protest being called obsessed with someone only to then constantly bug them #its like in the moment of being called obsessed with Joel hes like uhhhh yikes. then goes home and pens a love note #anyway no i didnt forget bdubs and you dont know this about me but im a ethubs enjoyer first and foremost #but theyre like. beyond whatever this is. bdubs is the hit of sincerity etho cant stand for too long #even if its what he needs to hear sometimes #orrrrrr whatever. #etho #ethoslab #hermitcraft

[hrhrg]

Back on my bullshit

#f1 #the image of seb saying yikes is very funny to me #lestappen #brocedes #charles leclerc #max verstappen #oscar piastri #lando norris #george russell #alex albon #logan sargeant #sebastian vettel #esteban ocon #pierre gasly #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #f1 textposts

[yikes-strikes-again]

i was sad last night because i got to the end of volume 12 of the mob psycho official english translation and there aren't going to be any more books until january and then i saw this panel and laughed for 30 minutes

#the least i can do is kill myself... #me having a really good day #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #shigeo kageyama #kageyama shigeo #suzuki toichiro #toichiro suzuki #yikes laugh tag #yikes original tag