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dead-dove-doesnt-eat · 4 months
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YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE FOOD IN YOUR HAND AND MOUTH AT THE SAME TIME!!!
Put the protein bar down between bites! Wipe your hands off before that second handful of popcorn! (Or eat popcorn with chopsticks!) Set down the fork and put your hands in your lap while chewing! Come on!
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amburgundy · 4 months
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Meet Flora and Francine Foote! Flora recently moved to tomarang for work- she’s a wildlife technician who will be working closely with the local tiger sanctuary. She may be passionate about conservation, but nothing comes close to the obsession love she has for her actual biological child dachshund, Francine.
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bg-sparrow · 1 year
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prof-peach · 1 year
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[playing pokemon instead of studying]
[deep sigh]
"Prof. peach wouldn't want this."
[goes to study]
She’d smack you with a ruler like a stern teacher, to get on with work!
No slacking allowed on that island, not when things gots to get done.
get done choking then time for play.
EDIT: it’s so funny that it autocorrected ‘choring’ to ‘choking’ so I’m keeping it.
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heretherebedork · 6 months
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And here it comes, y'all. You ready?
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spotofmummery · 10 months
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@miqomischief
Cadu heard that you have a challenging day today! Never fear - he has brought Snek Support! He believes in your power to overcome!
(And if anyone else needs Snek Support, please partake, there are plenty of vibes to share! 🐍 )
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thatsbelievable · 2 years
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stabortega · 4 months
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hey! how are you?
i wanted to ask if you can give me some advice for writing smut. i want to get into writing, but I need some pointers. any advice?
I'm doing fine, baby. How are you?
I'm not the best in giving any sorts of advices but I'm happy you came up to me! For me, it's all about writing about what you know. If you read a lot of erotica, you're definitely in a great start. @alkivm is one of the best sapphic/erotica writers that I know around here, I believe you'll also learn a lot from her. Also, don't put a lot of expectations on yourself; be you, doesn't matter how. Allow yourself to make mistakes and learn from them, they're important and valid. Something that might help is to write small things here and there, just to see what you're exactly comfortable with and learn a bit more about your writing style. There is definitely no right or wrong; everyone writes differently! And I'm sure you'll do great, anon. I believe in you!
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casuallivi · 1 year
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I'm only gonna say this once, bitches.
ELRIEL MONTH IS COMING! SUPPORT THE PEOPLE WHO KEEP THIS SHIP RUNNING!!!!!
It's been years since we last had news from the motherland, and yet, we are blessed to keep receiving content left and right, FANDOM CONTENT! That's right hoe, the reason you can stand here today, enjoying the good elriel juice is because normal people, with regular jobs, kids, husbands/wives, in health and in sickness, these amazing precious people take time of their days to give us art, fics, HC, theories, moodboards, and a whole lot of good stuff to keep the elriel's mouths fed! But a fandom can only exist if people INTERACT! Don't just stand there enjoying everything without letting the other person know they changed your life and made you believe in god again.
"oh Livi, but I can write, I can't draw, I have no way to contribute"
BITCH, ME NEITHER! That's why we can
LIKE ♥️ COMMENT 🗣️ REBLOG 🔁
all the post that sent that especial little tingle in your heart (or between your legs, because we all know this is a family of horny bitches, no shame, this is a sex positive household with plenty of angst/hurt/comfort to balance the dirty vibes) because we are the only ones capable of making Elriel Month an enjoyable experience.
Don't forget,
LIKE ♥️ COMMENT 🗣️ REBLOG 🔁
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Peace out homies✌🏽🕊️
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daniwib · 2 months
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Musing on the cruise explosion
Call me insane but I really want Bobby to be the one that causes the explosion. Accidentally, of course. Just, Bathena on the case to thwart the evil pirates and save the innocents. Bobby saying he'll create a distraction and running off, not seeing the side eye Athena sends his way. He's a firefighter, after all. They shut engines and motors down all the time so they can rescue people. So he shuts down the big ships engine, but he misses something vital. Letting pressure release or something, and it causes the explosion. And Bobby's like... "Oops. My bad" (as the ship is slowly rolling onto its side).
Chaos Bobby is the captain of the 118 after all. Who do you think taught them all their ways? Then after it's all over we get some delicious guilt and angst on his part for sinking a god-damned cruise ship and causing yet more deaths and maybe some lingering trauma / throwback to his first big loss... please. Give us the throwbacks for all of them! Those who've read my fic know that I adore lil nuggets of humour amidst my angst and whump and dammit I want that in this emergency too! Reblog if you agree!
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Reason to Live #8971
 To keep up my hard work in order to see the payoff.  – Guest Submission
(Please don't add negative comments to these posts.)
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naomiknight-17 · 5 months
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Alright bitches let's get this done
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brighan · 6 months
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Since I've seen some positive but confused reactions about my last portrait posts!
If you are wondering how I draw so fast, it's not something that I've learned to do naturally. I work very fast because I've been training consistenly for 3 years now!
I started doing freebies for patrons in July 2020. At first I required them to provide me screenshots or references I could *copy* and study from, but later on (October 2020), I decided it would be more fun for them to give me whatever character they'd like me to draw instead as a token of my appreciation, reference provided or not. Since my time and energy are limited, I set the rule that it had to take me one hour max, prioritizing "finished, not perfect" (but still caring about delivering a nice drawing). This not only supposed a challenge, but an exercise I compromised to do twice a month, that I would benefit from and I could apply to all my work.
Some months ago I felt confident enough to switch from portraits to half bodies, as I was afraid the portraits were getting too monotonous for long term supporters (which are the majority of my patrons ♡). The only thing I'm sacrificing is the color instead, as the new half bodies are black and white :)
3 years ago, one colored portrait took me an hour, sometimes an hour and a half. Now, an uncolored portrait takes me around 15 minutes (truth be told, I also use a custom CSP head I configured to see a visual reference of the desired angle way faster on the side, but studying anatomy helps tons when having a better 3D picture of what you're seeing)
You can watch ALL my videos in the playlist I've been compiling for these three years and see my improvement! (There's a few missing for those months I forgot to turn timelapse on or if I got too many spicy requests)
If you ever have any questions about this or any other thing, just please feel free to drop them on my inbox! ♡
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scarywebs1te · 3 days
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omoris-bar · 11 months
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Hey Omori I found Protagonist! How are things holding up? Found anyone?
I FOUND HANDS~KUN! AND A PORTAL! @hero-cafe LEAD GASTER THROUGH THAT PORTAL! IT LEADS TO THE RUINS. THEN YOU NEED TO LEAD HIM THROUGH THE RUINS, SNOWDIN, WATERFALL, AND HOTLAND AND THEM YOU'LL REACH THE CORE!
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niemernuet · 4 months
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Clément thinking back to the last time he was leading in Madonna di Campiglio after the first run
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