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tired-bee · 5 days

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Me, age 12, manic with unbridled spite and the mindset of a caged animal:

God: let's not do that.

#lol #humor #meme #memes #dark humor #I am full of spite and autism #so god gave me depression and anxiety #villain arc #gone wrong #stayed gone

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tired-bee · 5 days

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My dog immediately comes to smoosh his face into mine after drinking water.

My dog needs to learn this

#dog #dogs #lol #animals #cute #funny #hydrate or die straight #help #i love my dog #but my god #please #he’s so silly #he's a loud little bastard too #he’s a puppy tho #so ya know #yay #he gets away with it bc he’s cute

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tired-bee · 5 days

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Y’all ever blink so hard you pass out for a second?

#hydrate or die straight #ugh #help #it be like dat #blinking hurts #sometimes #bc sometimes it just be like that #i am so tired #i am not okay

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tired-bee · 8 days

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Attaching a Viking horn to my bike now.

#bike #bikelife #biker girl #gay biker #classic bike #dutch bike #hydrate or die straight #it be like dat #memes #foxes in love

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tired-bee · 8 days

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He sits.

#dog #dogs #cocker spaniel #i like dogs #i love dogs #dogs of tumblr #good dogs #doggo #doglover #cute dog #dogblr #hydrate or die straight

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tired-bee · 8 days

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My mother Clicker trained me as a child so when my bestie wants my attention, he just fuckin clicks and my head snaps over like a fuvking dog istg.

#help #ugh #it be like dat #all the time #clicker training #click click #click click bitch #childhood #dog training #my mum is great #trained #Trained like a dog #funny #mummy issues #friendship #he is my best friend #but fuck #you bitch

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tired-bee · 8 days

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This is Stanley, he likes butt scratches and fetch.

#dog #good dogs #i like dogs #i love dogs #dogs of tumblr #dogblr #cute dog #doggo #dogs #doglover #cocker spaniel #void #hydrate or die straight

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tired-bee · 8 days

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“Spite.”

You are the sole superhero without powers to have lived longer than ten years. An old friend with powers asks how.

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tired-bee · 8 days

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This is Elsie, she would like your chips, please.

#dog #cute dog #dogblr #doggo #dogs of tumblr #i like dogs #i love dogs #Elsie #boxer dog #cute #help #hydrate or die straight

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tired-bee · 16 days

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Listen. Sometimes, the hyper fixation is too much to resist.

#meme #autism #autistic things #adhd #adhd things #neurodivergent #neurodivergencies #its the neurodivergency #hyperfixation #i do not control the hyperfixation #minecraft #minecarft #games #video games #i love minecraft #gaming #gamerlife

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tired-bee · 23 days

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I am bisexual.

I have sex twice.

I am bisexual

I have sex twice a year

#hydrate or die straight #memes #meme #bi #bisexual #bisexuality #it be like dat #lgbtq #lgbtqia #lgbtq+#Bi bitch

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tired-bee · 1 month

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Jeff, this is simply a big Mood.

An engineer on a walk in the park hears a voice coming from a pond, investigates and finds a frog calling out for help. The frog says, “Kiss me and I’ll turn into a beautiful princess and be your girl forever!”

Engineer puts the frog in his pocket, and replies, “I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool!”

#mood #frog #frog in a pond #frogblr #talking frog #it be like dat #humor #hydrate or die straight #who needs love and mercy when you could have a talking frog

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tired-bee · 2 months

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Does anyone else have that friend who invokes an instinctual rage within you? Like, for no reason?? They'll do something that my other friend does without consequence (pat head, bump shoulder, a dirty joke, etc), but when they do it?? Carnage. I turn into a savage mockery of a human being. Why????