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Me and the sexual tension between fictional men:

🫠🫠🫠💦💦💦😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😫😫😫

Me and the sexual tension between real men:

🤡🤡🤡

How is it that Fictional men are so 🌟😍PERFECT😍🌟. But real men are the WORST! Like who are they basing them off of?? The real-world counterparts SUCK😫

#seriously why are fictional men just better #real men are icky #agora speaks

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the new game changer episode is a fucking work of art. if they don’t win an award for this episode alone, idk what will

#agora speaks #game changer #sam reich #siobhan thompson #mike trapp #ify nwadiwe #zac oyama #grant o'brien #josh ruben #dropout #dropout tv

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Masterlist

popular tags

agora speaks ~ rants, misc. blurbs, thoughts, and anything that isn't prose

agora writes ____ ~ if i write for a genre/fandom/etc., it will always be tagged like this ~ some of which, but not all, include "agora writes monsters" (for all things terato) and "agora writes genshin" (for all things genshin)

☆ please note that i cross-tag a lot! i do this because sometimes i want to write terato, but i also associate the writing with certain characters. for instance, all of my dragon content is tagged with fandoms that have dragon characters i like, but unless i mention the characters verbatim in the writing, take it as ambiguity where you get to decide how you view it.

☒ = n.sfw ✓ = s.fw

genshin impact

diluc ragnvindr

genshin shower thoughts (thots) | headcanons, thirsts ☒

~ daddy dom, bondage, pillow princess, service dom, threesome, spitroasing, praise, consensual imprisonment, sub reader

diluc and kaeya fighitng over you | drabble ☒

~ spitroasting, exhibitionism

kaeya alberich

genshin shower thoughts (thots) (fem reader) | headcanons, thirsts ☒

~ exhibitionism, light degradation, rough

diluc and kaeya fighitng over you (afab reader) | drabble ☒

~ spitroasting, exhibitionism

quality time (kaeya x fem reader) | drabble ☒

~ daddy dom kaeya + lactation (m)

zhongli

genshin shower thoughts (thots) (fem reader) | headcanons, thirsts ☒

~ praise, service sub reader, head (m receiving)

treasuring you (naga zhongli x gn reader) | drabble ☒

~ aphrodisiac venom, terato, monster, eggpreg (anyone can get eggpreggy), dom zhongli, sub reader

arataki itto

genshin shower thoughts (thots) (fem reader) | headcanons, thirsts ☒

~ bondage, mommy dom reader, sub itto, petplay, degradation (m receiving), breeding

xiao

genshin shower thoughts (thots) (fem reader) | headcanons, thirsts ☒

~ chest worship, touch-starved xiao

kamisato ayato

genshin shower thoughts (thots) fem reader) | headcanons, thirsts ☒

~ lingerie, threesome (w/ ayatoclone), chest worship, cuckolding, dp

terato

werewolves

back from the undead (werewolf pack x dying vampire fem reader) | short fic ✓

~ summary: newly-turned vampire reader doesn't want to hurt anyone, so she refuses to eat, resulting in her almost-demise. fortunately, a group of nice werewolves find her and make sure she won't be dying any time soon :)

dragons

dragon hoards you in a tower (gn reader) | blurb ✓

~ yandere dragon, royal reader

paired with: zhongli, neuvillette, dan heng, dan feng, and any of your favs!

#agora writes #agora speaks #agora writes genshin #agora writes monsters #agora writes terato #monster lover #monster boyfriend #monster girlfriend #genshin impact #masterlist #agora masterlist #afab reader #gn reader #fem reader #gender neutral reader #headcanon #thirsts #blurb #one shot #angst #fluff #nsft #lgbtq

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He’s a selfish dragon. He knows he should let you go, free you from the tower your father so cruelly placed you in. That would be the humane thing to do. Alas, he is no human. He was—and is—monstrous beast of legend, yet here he remains just as much a prisoner as you after being outsmarted by your father. He should hate you for even having that wretched man’s blood, but your golden heart beckons to him. He is a dragon, after all, and he would be remiss to ignore treasure when he sees it.

He’s hoarding you away, an avaricious move that goes beyond his duty to fight off your suitors until one bests him. He won’t let them take you; it doesn’t matter how hard they try.

You became his the moment you were both charged with this tower.

And dragons will do anything to keep their things.

#ngl I just wanted to write about dragons #dragon #agora writes #agora writes monsters #dragon x reader #royalty au #monster boyfriend #monster lover #monster #monster writing #agora writes yandere #gender neutral reader #gn reader #neuvilette x reader #zhongli x Reader #genshin #genshin impact #dan hang #dan heng x reader #zhongli #neuvillette #any dragon works #fantasy au #yandere zhongli #yandere neuvillette #yandere genshin #yandere dan heng #honkai star rail #yandere honkai star rail

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Quality Time (Kaeya x Fem! Reader)

tags: daddy kink, ddlg, male lactation, lactation kink, daddy dom, dub-con turned to consensual, overworked reader, bdsm, subspace, domspace, possessive, obsessive

note: im sorry this is v self-indulgent to me.

There’s this art I saw on Pinterest of Aether sucking on Kaeya’s tits and it got me thinking…

Imagine Daddy Dom! Kaeya forcing you to suck on his lactating tits to send you into sub space. You’ve been so stressed lately, spending most of your time at work then coming home to work on more work. Kaeya just wants you to take a break, but you always ignore him. Well, he’s had enough. As you come home late, sliding your shoes off, he stalks towards you. You're completely caught off guard when he throws you over his shoulder, work bag left by the door.

"K-Kaeya! Put me down!" you shriek, struggling in his strong grip.

"Ah-ah, princess," he tuts. "You know that's not my name."

"I just got home, Kaeya! I need to change an-and finish up an assignment!"

A sharp slap to your ass makes you yelp, and he continues to carry you up the stairs to your bedroom. He tosses you onto the bed and crawls on top of you, a sinister look in his eyes. "Looks like Daddy needs to remind you who you belong to."

Kaeya removes his shirt, revealing his heaving pecs leaking with milk. You gasp. "W-Wait! I have to work--"

He leans closer. "All you do is work, princess. I know you're doing it for us, but it's hurting you. Let me take care of you."

Your silence makes him lower completely, one nipple directly in front of your mouth. You whimper, lips parted as he slides past them. The taste of his milk is enamoring, like a drug you can't quit. And that scared you. You lightly pushed against his chest, trying to get him to pull away, but as the milk touches your lips, you're reminded of how much you missed this. Missed him.

You feel yourself slowly going under, sucking on his nipple with fervor. It's been weeks since you last did anything together; he knows this, watching your eyes dilate as you moan under him. Smiling, he grabs you and adjusts the both of you so you are lying on his chest. Needy hands get to work, removing clothes until you're in nothing but your panties. "Work has kept you from me, baby girl." he growls, holding you closer to his bosom.

"You belong to Daddy. Always remember that."

(I’m not gonna repost the art bc it looks like it’s supposed to be a Patreon exclusive that I accidentally stumbled upon a repost of. It looks like the artist is kukumomoart on Patreon, so go check it out!)

#agora writes genshin #agora writes #kaeya genshin #genshin #genshin impact #kaeya x reader #genshin x reader #afab reader #fem reader #f reader #genshin impact x reader #kaeya alberich #kaeya alberich x reader

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Fr tho, all I want is a scary monster to choose me as their life mate and refuse to let anyone or anything hurt me.

#agora speaks #agora speaks monsters #agora writes monsters #monster #monster lover #monster boyfriend #monster girlfriend #terato #teratophillia #yandere teratophilia #tw teratophilia #monster fucker #monster fudger #werewolf #werewolves #vampire #monster writing #monster thirst

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Back From the Undead (Werewolf Pack x Dying!Vampire!F!Reader

October gets me feeling spooky (that's a lie, I'm a monsterfvcker 24/7), so I was thinking of smol weak!vampire!reader on her own when a pack of werewolves come across her half dead on the forest floor. Her sire abandoned her after realizing she was too weak to hunt for herself. As the wolves approach, she whimpers slightly but accepts her fate, closing her eyes in anticipation. A wet snout presses to her face, sniffing all over, until it growls, pushing its head under her body to roll her onto her back.

Some grunts are shared throughout the group until crackling is heard from the one who nosed her. All of a sudden, arms are lifting her into a broad chest, and she is carried back to their den. She finally opens her heavy eyes when her body meets soft furs arranged on a cave floor. The humanoid form of the werewolf is tall and muscular, and his face is rather handsome in a rugged way. He stares back at her, curious and calculating. More cracks and snaps are heard in the background, and the other four werewolves turn humanoid as well.

She wants to ask what they're going to do to her, but she's too far gone at this point to speak. One of them goes to a cabinet and fishes out some vials and tinctures and starts mixing up a concoction. The one before her runs his claws through her hair, a low rumbling emitting from his throat.

The others soon join them, the one with a vial of ambiguous liquid pressing it to her lips. "It will ease the pain," he explains. She complies, opening her mouth to allow the fluid to pass through. Once she swallows, the first one bites into his arm.

On reflex, her eyes dilate, and her mouth waters. She lets out a quiet mewl but remains still. He puts his now-bleeding arm to her mouth, cooing that it's okay, that she won't hurt him. Hesitantly, she lifts her head to suck, and all rationality goes out the window. What little trace of humanity remaining in her psyche flees as the animal desires for hunger. Her teeth latch onto the arm, preventing him from leaving.

It's been so long since she's had blood, and now that she has it, the beast wants more. She suckles and suckles without care, only focusing on surviving. It's not until the werewolf pulls away that she realizes just how truly weak she is. Her arms reflexively go to pull him back, but not moving them for weeks has rendered them atrophied.

She allows her head relax, resting back into the palm of the wolf. Closing her eyes, she lets out a deep breath, relishing in the blood revitalizing her being. "Thank you..." she whispers out, though they all hear her.

"You'll be safe here," one of them says, laying a large fur over her body. "We'll make sure of it."

#agora writes #sfw #sft #werewolf #monster boyfriend #vampire x werewolf #afab reader #werewolf pack #spooktober #monster lover

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Ugggghhh, imagine Diluc and Kaeya fighting over you.

Kaeya follows you around straying from his patrol routes, teasing you and playing with your hair. Diluc starts appearing more in Mondstadt under the guise of personally overseeing the shipment of his finest batches. It’s after the third time the redhead miraculously shows up to save you from Kaeya’s antics that you start to wonder if it’s all just one big coincidence.

Imagine walking in on them fighting over you in the storage closet at Angel’s Share. They stop, Diluc flustered and Kaeya with eyes alit. The flirtatious brother says, “Quick, Y/N. Who do you like more?”

You’re at a loss, because both of them are incredibly attractive and sweet in their own ways. “I-I like both of you! You can’t just make me choose!”

“You like us?” Diluc gawks.

“W-Well…” Any thought of denial flew out the window as your cheeks blazed red.

Kaeya smirks, striding over and cupping your chin. “I think they do, Diluc. It’s a shame, I was hoping I could keep you to myself, but I’m willing to let it slide if it means I get to kiss those lips.”

“That’s quite enough,” Diluc scolds, stepping forward to swat the other man’s hand away. Then, his eyes fall on you, a look of hopefulness in his eyes.

“Do you actually like me?” he asks, voice softening.

“I do…” you agree.

“And me, darling?” Kaeya quirks a brow.

“Mhm.”

That’s how you end up between the two of them, hands petting and touching every inch of your skin while Kaeya pounds into your plush pussy and Diluc takes your mouth. You're breathless, moaning hard around the tycoon's thick cock and eyes rolling into the back of your head. You want them to slow down, give you a moment to rest, but the pleasure building up in your core demands release.

"Fuck, princess, keep tightening around me like that. Yeahhhh, that's it. Good girl." Kaeya hisses out, the sound of his balls slapping against skin filling the basement.

"Love, you're doing so good--hhh! So good for us." Diluc coos, petting your hair softly.

It's a good thing the bar upstairs is filled with rowdy patrons laughing and drinking the night away, because if they could hear your obscene moans, you'll end up with some uninvited guests. Lucky for you, Diluc and Kaeya would never let that happen.

After all, you're theirs, and no one gets to see you like this but them.

#diluc and kaeya #diluc ragnivindr x reader #kaeya alberich x reader #diluc x reader #kaeya x reader #genshin diluc #genshin kaeya #agora writes #agora writes genshin #afab reader #gender neutral pronouns #threesome #diluc x reader x kaeya #diluc #kaeya

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I’m rewatching Maid Sama! bc it’s one of my comfort shows, and all I can think about is Kaveh as Misa and Alhaitham as Usui 😂

#agora speaks #alhaitham #alhaitham genshin #kaveh #Kaveh genshin #kaveh x alhaitham #genshin #genshin impact #kaichou wa maid sama #maid sama #anime

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Treasuring You - Naga!Zhongli x GN!Human!Reader

tags: top zhongli, bdsm, venom, aphrodisiac (venom make you go brrr), sub reader, no genatalia mentioned, breeding kink, cum inflation, mentions of you getting pregnant (anyone can get eggpregged), eggpreg, dominant zhongli, tail coils <3, nstf

notes: i am OBSESSED with nagas so I had to write something IMMEDIATELY

Zhongli knows he's strong. It's how he's been able to survive out in the middle of nowhere all by himself. The other creatures in the forest know to stay away from his territory less they face a bite to the neck and asphyxiation as a gateway to an untimely end. Yes, Zhongli knows he's strong, so he makes sure to be extra careful with you, his little treasure.

He makes sure to hold you in his coils delicately as to not cut off your circulation when he fucks you. He bites your neck tenderly, leaving tiny love bites and venom injections in his wake—nothing too drastic, but just enough to leave you feeling all sweet and dopey. It's also a perfect way to ward off other predators from taking what's his.

And he would be an awful mate if he didn't flood your tiny hole with his cum. He's far better than those pathetic male humans, only able to produce little seed with their singular, tiny dicks. Not only is his cock huge, but there are two of them pistoning in and out of you with endless vigor.

Zhongli knows he's strong, and not just physically. Once mating season hits, he'll be able to give you his eggs. Then, you'll be his perfect little mate, all swollen and rounded with his brood. Ugh, he can't wait! Until then, he'll just resort to filling you to the brim.

#agora writes genshin #monster boyfriend #naga boyfriend #naga zhongli #zhongli x reader #zhongli genshin x reader #top zhongli #dominant zhongli #protective zhongli #possessive zhongli #zhongli x gn reader #zhongli x gender neutral reader #monster lover #zhongli genshin #zhongli #genshin

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Friendly reminder to respect retail and food service employees! We get paid less than what would be considered a living wage and get treated like shit by everyone!

#looking at my ableist boss #she’s only three years older than me #she’s a cvnt #she treats me like a child and snaps her fingers at me #older does not mean wiser

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Wizards of the Coast is why we can’t have nice things.

#dnd is a safehaven quit making it your pay pig #they saw that critical role was doing well and now they want a taste #fvck capitalism #agora speaks #dnd #dnd stuff #agora speaks dnd

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Genshin shower thoughts (thots)

Warnings: nsfw, daddy kink (diluc), mommy kink (itto), bondage (diluc, itto), pet play (itto), body worship (diluc), bdsm, degradation (itto!receiving), pillow princess (diluc), breeding (itto), exhibitionism (kaeya), spitroasting (diluc/kaeya), praise (diluc, zhongli), service dom (diluc), head (zhongli!receiving), light degradation (kaeya), sugar daddy (ayato), touch starvation (xiao), lingerie (ayato), threesome (diluc/kaeya, ayato/ayatoclone), double penetration (ayato/ayatoclone), chest worship (xiao!receiving, ayato), cuckolding (ayato/ayatoclone)

Perspective: first person (not really a reader insert, more just me thirsting, but feel free to insert!)

Focus: afab

A/N: I normally don’t write receiving!degradation, but I made a slight exception. I only write it when I’m comfy with it.

~All acts are consensual and pre-approved of by all parties!~

Featuring: Diluc, Kaeya, Itto, Zhongli, Ayato, Xiao

I want Diluc to pamper and take care of me, see me as his precious princess that deserves to be worshipped. On his days off, he practically confines me to his bed, denying me any responsibilities. He’ll feed me my meals, and when I start to refuse, saying I can feed myself, he tsks at me. “You know Daddy doesn’t like it when you deny his love.” Then, he has to tie me up because he just has to prove to me that I don’t need to think or do when Daddy is with me. After he feeds me, he kisses up my legs, caressing me and petting me, and I shiver in his fingers’ wake. “Just enjoy this, princess. Let Daddy take care of you how you deserve.”

I want Kaeya to lose his composure around me, destroying his suave and lax façade in favor of wrecking me, calling me his. Push me against a brick alleyway wall deep in Monstadt’s market district in the dead of the night, the only activity coming from the patrolling knights and the tavern-goers. He pulls my pants and panties down just enough for him to stick his heavy cock into my pussy, drilling into me with such unrestrained vigor that it makes my eyes roll back into my head. I have to use one hand to support my weight while the other clasps over my mouth to prevent anyone from hearing. “You see what happens when you tease me?” he grunts into my ear, pace never ceasing. “You just had to talk to Diluc all night long, and now look where you are: in an alley getting fucked like a whore.”

Itto would just be so pretty tied and bound with a collar n leash around his neck. I’d force him to be my good little puppy and wait patiently while I touch myself in front of him. It would be so irresistible the way he tugs at his binds, whining for me to let him touch me, service his mommy any way he can, but I just tease him, calling him a filthy, perverted puppy that can’t function without me. As I’m about to cum, he finally rips free, tackling me to the bed and pounding into my cunny like a wild animal. I cum so many times, and so does he, his cock red and sore from overstimulation, but he doesn’t stop until he knows I’ve been thoroughly bred <3

There’s not many characters I’d say this for, but I’d probably do anything Zhongli asked of me. I can’t see him being cruel or doing anything you’d be uncomfortable with. If he wants me on my knees, I’ll do it if it means pleasing him. Suck his cock? I’ll swallow it down my throat. I’ll gag for him. Hit it from the back? You best believe I’m arching. I’d be doing the most embarrassing things for him all so I can hear his praise, and when he does—fuuuckkkk. “Yes, my love, present yourself to me.” “You suck me down so sweetly.”

But but but—Diluc and Kaeya spitroasting?!? They’re so competitive, and if they stuffed me into a closet or the basement of Angel’s Share to crowd me in between the both of them to fight over my body—I can only imagine how much I’d drool. The one time they can agree on something is making me feel amazing.

Ayato getting jealous about me not relying on his wealth. If I were from Inazuma, I wouldn’t be a noble, rather a commoner in the working class. I’d be self-sufficient, so when he tries to court me and finds that I’m not interested in gold-digging, it elates him to know that I’m not shallow, but it also irks him. He just wants his baby to be spoiled! He tries to buy me fancy clothes and jewelry, but I’m not particularly interested in things like that. As a compromise, he agrees not to splurge on things like that, but in exchange, he gets to dress me in the finest laces and silk for his eyes only. He’s particularly fond of things that emphasize my chest, love seeing lace lazily covering my puffy nipples. Ugh, he’d love sucking my nipples through the lace, and he’d do the same to my pussy. I’d beg him to take them off and use his mouth directly, but he tuts, saying that he has to take his time unwrapping his present before he can fully indulge.

A part of me doesn’t want to get kinky with Xiao because I just wanna hug him n hold him n just give him all the love and affection he’s missed out on for so long, but I gotta give you something, right? So what about sucking on his tiddies? Honestly, I’d suck on any of these men’s tiddies (especially Itto’s), but I’d love to see his reactions from receiving all that attention. Just making him moan and grunt from pleasure while he strokes my hair with so much care <3

Hear me out—Ayato watching as his water clone fucks me. That’s it. That’s the tweet. After it makes me cum for the nth time does he join in, pushing his own cock alongside its gooey replica and making me feel fuller than I’ve ever felt.

I might do more of these!

(On a personal note, I haven't been able to write anything in years due to so much going on in my life and my own personal vendetta against myself. I tell myself that if I write something, it has to be the best thing I've ever written, but that ultimately just prevents me from writing anything to begin with. Writing this was a big step for me! I'm so proud of myself 😊)

#agora writes #agora writes genshin #afab reader #genshin diluc #genshin kaeya #genshin itto #genshin ayato #genshin zhongli #genshin xiao #diluc x reader #kaeya x reader #itto x reader #ayato x reader #zhongli x reader #xiao x reader #daddy x reader #service dom #bondage #power dynamics #sugar daddy

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Welcome!

This is all you need to know about me and about what I do and do not write. Please respect my boundaries!

About me:

I have the following disorders n issues:

Major Depressive Disorder

Generalized Anxiety Disorder

Social Anxiety Disorder

OCD-tendencies (officially diagnosed OCD)

Dermatillomania

C-PTSD (I officially have recovered!)

ADHD

Anxiety-induced tics

Mommy AND Daddy issues

Synesthesia

Trust issues

Agoraphobia (~hence the name~)

Chronic pain

I’m religious AND bisexual. Who woulda thunk?

You should also know I am American (unfortunately), so that means I have to spout some political nonsense. I am a left-leaning independent who is incredibly distraught over the political climate of this country rn, so please respect my wishes to not talk about anything of that sort unless I bring it up first. I am also undoubtedly pro-choice; if you aren’t, kindly get the fuck out.

PRO-LIFERS, ABLEISTS, TURFS, PEOPLE WHO CANNOT RESPECT MY RELIGION/OTHER RELIGIONS, HOMOPHOBES, MINORS/AGELESS BLOGS, AND RACISTS DNI

What I write for:

Genshin Impact

Overwatch

More to come!

What I don’t write for:

Most anime (I have been scarred by most fandoms, namely BNHA and Danganronpa among others, so I find it very hard to enjoy writing for them.)

Real people (You do you, but writing about real people in a fictional, romantic setting just makes me feel icky.)

Marvel (the only exception to this would be Loki, but even then idek if I would.)

Vore

Medium-to-heavy degradation. ‘S not my thing. Makes me hate myself more than I already do. I also don’t use the word “sl*t.”

List is subject to change! 

Remember that kindness is the key, and welcome aboard!

#agora overview #agora writes #lgbtq #lgbt #sapphic #bisexual #genshin writer #overwatch writer