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The league noticing that batman went from (not so subtly) dating superman to (again not so subtly) dating flash then back to superman again. They are all getting whiplash trying to keep up

let's pretend that this is the right timeline because what if Dick becomes Batman at the same time when Wally becomes The Flash?

let's also say that this is just like the Justice League animated series wherein the League members don't know each member's identities (except of course Bruce, he knows everybody).

how funny would it be if Dick and Wally are together and the rest of the League are confused because all of a sudden Batman and Flash are close like super close? i mean they have witnessed how Flash gets intimidated by Batman. now, that's not the case anymore.

during a meeting:

Hal, leaning to John during a League meeting, whispers: I'm not losing my mind, right?

John, whispers back: I think I know what you mean.

Hal: Why is Flash making heart eyes to Bats????

John: I know??? Flash doesn't even look him in the eyes before.

Hal: That's so odd, dude.

Batman glances at the two Green Lanterns which makes them shut up.

meanwhile, across the table, Martian Manhunter has a light smile on his lips and Superman covers his laugh with a cough.

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at the cafeteria:

Ollie: Hey, Dinah. Have you noticed something unusual between Batman and Flash lately?

Dinah: It is quite unusual, huh? I was talking to Hawkgirl the other day and she said she saw Flash bridal carry Bats.

Ollie: What the actual fu-

Flash, approaches the couple's table with a big bowl of nachos on his hand: Hey, guys! Mind if I sit with you?

Ollie and Dinah give a knowing look at each other. a conversation they definitely will finish later.

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during in an another planet mission:

Batman, after announcing everyone's partners for the mission:... And lastly, I will pair up with Flash in today's mission.

Flash grins widely, that has Arthur thinking his cheeks might be hurting after that.

Arthur: Yeah, yeah. At this point, we already know, Bats!

the Green Lanterns, along with Captain Marvel and Booster Gold, snicker at his comment.

Batman ignores Arthur's comment and the rest of the members scatter to their assigned locations.

Victor, who was paired with Arthur: Was gonna give that comment too.

Arthur: It's like they are inseparable all of a sudden.

Victor, shakes his head: Well, I have seen weirder things.

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in the meeting hall:

Wonder Woman, pulls Batman in the corner of the room: Okay, that's enough. You are truly ignoring me. What is going on with you lately?

Batman: Did the rest of the League put you up to this?

Wonder Woman, has her hands on her hips: They didn't need to. So, tell me. And don't you ever lie to me, I can see right through you, Batman.

Batman, sighs: It's hard for me to explain. I can't-I can't tell you right now.

Wonder Woman: Hera! Now, Bru-Batman.

before Batman responses, the door of the meeting hall opens and in comes Robin with his katana. the conversations between the League members come to a stop as they stare at the young hero.

Robin, glances at everyone, before approaching Flash: I need help with an important matter.

Flash, smiles and ruffles Robin's hair, as if that's second nature: Of course, little dude.

Hal, stands up from his seat: THAT'S IT! Can somebody tell me what the hell is going on????

Ollie, stands up with him: Are we in another dimension that I don't know about?????

Dinah pulls Ollie down by his arm to make him sit again.

the rest of the League members start to converse against each other.

Superman, floats a bit from his seat: Why don't we all settle down? There's nothing to be alarmed about.

Robin, shakes his head: Tt. Absolute fools.

by the time Bruce and Barry are back:

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Bruce, pinches the bridge of his nose: Chum, you could at least be discreet with Wally.

Dick: It's not my fault, B! I swear I was going to explain to Aunt Diana then Dami entered the room.

Damian: Tt. Don't blame me, Grayson. Why don't you lecture West on how to be more responsible? He left me on read when I asked help for my Science project.

Dick, sighs: And what about Timmy? He could have helped.

Damian: I don't want anything to do with Drake.

Bruce massages his temples as he feels a headache coming up.

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Barry: Wally!!!!

Wally, zooms right in front of Barry: I couldn't help it, okay?? Dick is just irresistible.

Iris giggles as she prepares the table for dinner.

Barry, sighs: That's alright. I'll talk to Bats on how we can explain it to the team.

Wally, grins and sits down by the table: It was hard not to laugh at them. They were so confused.

Barry, chuckles: I'm sure Hal's expression was the funniest.

Wally, laughs: You have no idea, Uncle Barry.

#incorrect batfam #incorrect justice league #justice league headcanon #batman #the flash #batfamily #birdflash #superbat #dick grayson #wally west #barry allen #bruce wayne #damian wayne

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crawling out of my skin- what the flip, im drowning in my tears because of this

Jason Grace keeping a scrapbook so he has physical proof that his memories are indeed real.

#jason grace #heroes of olympus

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Out of the blue, Bruce announces to the batfam, that he does, in fact, have a favorite child. He proposes a challenge, that anyone who can guess the favorite child gets first dibs on Alfreds cooking for a whole month (practically winning the lottery) so the batkids are now invested.

Damian immediately guesses Dick, fully under the impression that he’s right and Bruce is just trying to play mind games with them. Damian was incorrect.

Dick guesses Jason after finding out it’s not him, he was wrong, it’s not Jason.

Now Jason is intrigued, he’s noticed Tim still hasn’t guessed but is probably analyzing everything. Knowing Tim takes awhile (even if he is always correct) Jason goes ahead and guesses anyways, completely confident in his answer. Jason guesses Duke, he is incorrect.

Babs, knowing she isn’t one of Bruces kids so she doesn’t count for this challenge (because if she did it would obviously be her) she guesses Damian, the obvious choice. His biological son. Bruce smirks and shakes his head.

Duke guesses Tim, an answer that would make the most sense. I mean, Tim is practically Bruce 2.0, but he isn’t the favorite child.

Suddenly it clicks, Tim is now frustrated it took him so long to see. Obviously the favorite is Cass, who else could it be?? Tim almost has a tantrum when told he was wrong.

Now everyone is confused, they’ve gone through all of his kids. Tim doesn’t know why he hasn’t solved this puzzle yet. He looks for more clues and sees Cass wearing a ring. An engagement ring. The same one Steph is also wearing. It finally makes sense.

“I know who it is,” Tim brags. “But I’ve already used my guess, so Cass, please do the honors.”

Cass then points to Stephanie. Bruce has the biggest grin on his face as his nods. This is how they all find out that Cass and Steph are getting married.

#bruces favorite child will always be stephanie #he says he loves all his kids equally right up until she marries into the family #then anytime anyone asks he solomy nods while very seriously saying stephanie brown #i love my sapphic girls #batman #jason todd #batkids #damian wayne #man i love batman #batfam #tim drake #dick grayson #duke thomas #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #stephcass #babs gordon #barbra gordon

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Pre-dating, Tim or Bernard not knowing the other isn’t straight

Tim, leaning over to look at Bernard’s phone as they chill in Tim’s bedroom: whatcha doing?

Bernard: imma send Red Robin subtle messages until I trick him into admitting he’s into guys so I can sleep with him

Tim, bi panic, blushing: you’re what?

Bernard, typing out a message on his phone: here how does this sound Tim, ‘gay af to be a detective, what are you inspecting, other men??’, sound subtle enough?

Tim, too dumbfounded to speak:

Bernard: yeah you’re right, it’s perfect, imma send it

*Tims phone goes off, and then both watch it light up, Bernard seeing the message he just sent*

Tim, picking up his phone, typing, and sending a message without saying anything, face nearly bright red as he glances over at Bernard, who is staring at him wide eyed not saying anything

Bernard, looking down at the text Tim sent him back as Red Robin that says, ‘I like you, let’s fuck’:

Bernard: hey Tim I have a couple of questions

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Roy Harper and Ollie Queen conflict me so much. On one hand, ugh what an awful family relationship!! On the other hand, THEY TRY SO HARD TO BE BETTER FOR EACH OTHER AND ALL THEY WANT FROM ONE ANOTHER IS THE OTHERS APPROVAL NO STRINGS ATTACHED

I’m going feral

#them as a family consumes me more than the batfam honestly #oliver queen #green arrow #roy harper #red arrow #speedy #arsenal #im going insane

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Can’t force me to watch YJ season 3 ever again but I will always watch season 4, specially any episode with Cass. AND THAT ONE PART WITH CASS AND STEPH AND STEPH IS LIKE “came to let her go home but she just stayed here so we hung out for like 3 hours, no biggie” ugh i love my tragic sapphic girlies

#young justice #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #stephcass #batman #batkids #batfam #man i love batman #i cant escape the tragic lovers pipeline #sapphic #i love my sapphic girls #they consume my every waking thought

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Dick and Roy weren’t even trying to beat them. shit happens man

*Wally and Donna are so confident that they’ll beat Dick and Roy to a crime scene but then they show up and find out they’re already there*

Wally: Not gonna sugarcoat this for you. This is a tough moment for us, Donna.

Donna: Yes, it is.

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superbat (clark x bruce) to superbat (tim x kon) to superbat (damian x jon) pipeline is so real

#batman #superman #superbat #batkids #damian wayne #tim drake #clark kent #bruce wayne #kon el kent #jonathan kent #timkon #damijon #man i love batman #i go to sleep thinking about them and their silly little partners #i cant escape the tragic lovers pipeline #none of them get their happy ending wtf

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imagine you are a trained assassin and your mom and grandpa are both super evil and were the ones to train you (aka traumatize you) but eventually you go and live with your hero dad and your many new siblings. Now your life is going pretty good until your dads best friend brings his son over!!! his son is highkey annoying but whatever, they want to know if he has powers, so you push him off a cliff?? thing. he falls. anyways. you two end up saving the world together and call yourselves “supersons” or whatever. HE AGES!! WTF!!!!! okay now youre younger than him?!?!? whatever. wait hes lowkey kinda cute now… OH NO!! HIS BOYFRIEND IS A DISCORD MOD!!! whatevs we are soooo much older now and our ages don’t matter and the writers don’t hate us anymore and let us have our happy ending!!!

#they are so tragic only because some BITCH decided it would be a good idea to age up jon??? #damian wayne #the superbat to superbat to superbat pipeline is insane #batman #batkids #jonathan kent #damijon #man i love batman #superman #superfam #superboy #superbat

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A Win for tasteful people

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you guys ever hear a character say something so gay you sitting there trying to figure out how you were supposed to interpret that platonically?!

#jayroy #roy harper

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The biggest jumpscare in all of DC is S3E12 of young justice when there was a teen titans go cameo with all the voice actors of ttg. doom patrol go felt like an acid trip

#young justice #teen titains go #ttg robin #beast boy #garfield logan #doom patrol #batman #dc #dcu #dc comics

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ive never felt so emotionally unstable from a picture

Watching from afar

#top is tim and janet and down is jason dick and bruce below incase it wasnt clear #tim drake #batfamily #dc fanart

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Roy and Lian when their weekly tea party starts getting violent

#lian harper #lian nguyen harper #roy harper #roy is an amazing father

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Jason: someone’s talking about me

Roy: wtf

kon: ugh who died and left you in charge??

tim: there’s actually no way you just said that …

#jason sneezing while chopping a guys head off across the country: hmm #dc #kon el kent #tim drake #robin #superboy #jayroy #timkon

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like okay yes, the redhood arsenal comics pushed many buttons for both of their character developments. but also… like there are other things to focus on that show they still work really well together??? plus, like they are just so silly and tragic!!!

jayroy haters spend more time hating jayroy than writing ships they like, ARENT YOU BORED

#jason todd #red hood #roy harper #jayroy #arsenal #dc robin #red arrow