#(I am projecting)

[luceafarul-de-dimineata]

Lucifer NSFW alphabet

Aftercare

what they're like after sex

He's a lot softer after sex and he'll take all the measures necessary to make you feel comfortable. He's a doctor, so he knows how to patch you up. Asks Buer to make the two of you tea since it helps relax.

Body Part

their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's

His favorite body part used to be his wings, but now it's his fangs. He likes the effect they have on you and how he's the only one, Heaven or Hell, to have them so pronounced

His favorite body part on you are your eyes. Not only can they cry so pretty, but they also show your true feelings. As they say, the eyes are the windows to the soul. (Plus he has a thing for eye contact and seing himself in the reflection of your eyes, but that's a post for another day)

Cum

anything to do with cum, basically

His cum has healing properties so you always feel better after he cums on/inside you. If you want, he'll give you a bottle of his cum to use as cream when you're hurt, since you already love drinking it from a bottle so much.

Also, if you can get pregnant, he'll be very worried about possibly leaving you with a baby, so he takes birth control pills religiously.

Dirty secret

pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs

He had a threesome with Adam and Eve where he actually came in Adam's ass. He'll never admit this, not even to God.

The second time he decided to visit humanity, he found a cult that worshiped him and he still finds the idea of mortals praying to him arousing.

Experience

how experienced are they? Do they know what they're doing?

Bro participated in orgies, he knows how sex works. Though, after he fell from Heaven, he stopped having sex. Not because he's practicing chastity or anything, but the oportunity never showed itself.

Also, he knows how to have sex with angels, but he's never done it with a human before. So he might assume that you can take as much as an angel. It's fine, he's a fast learner so he won't overstimulate you... that much.

Favorite position

this goes without saying

He doesn't have one, but he hates all the positions where he has to lay on his back. He also likes holding your hands while you fuck because he knows you'll try to pull on his wings and he doesn't trust you. Other than that, he has no favorites.

Goofy

are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous?

Even if he tried to tell a joke, his voice is so monotone that you couldn't tell. He'll also be very confused if you started cracking jokes in the middle of sex. He never laughs, he just looks at you with a bewildered and partly judgemental look on his face.

Hair

how well groomed are they?

We are in headcanon territory, so, I think angels don't have hair, they only have feathers. Their "hair" is actually fluff that baby birds have. So, in conclusion, I think Lucifer's dick is fluffy.

Intimacy

how are they during the moment? The romantic aspect

He would prefere doing anything else but sex to show you how much he loves you. He'll be more sensual and take things slow because he has no reason to rush. No matter how hard he tries to act like one of those porn stars you so admire, you always get the impression that he's mildly bored. He's only doing this because you like sex and he likes you, so, in part, it is true.

Jack Off

masturbation headcanons

He doesn't masturbate. He just doesn't see the use in it. If he's feeling horny he'll just call you over and have an actual passionate night of sex. Why would he bother jacking off when he has you for that.

Kink

one or more of their kinks

Dacryphilia, that one is canon, but I also think he has a thing for overstimulation. Will make you cum until you cry and ask him to stop and depending on his mood he may or may not listen. He usually doms because it's in his nature to do so, but he might indulge you once he likes you enough. When he subs he only accepts praise, the moment you degrade him he just bitch slaps you and leaves. He's not a prideful bitch, he just knows his worth/s

Location

favorite place to do the do

His garden. It's pretty, it's outdoors, you get some fresh air. He's probably really into botony so he'll show you plants as he fucks you. He also really likes the texture of grass, more so than his bed, so this is where you're having sex.

Motivation

what turns them on, gets them going

Seeing you cry especially if it's from something he did. Being a doctor and checking up on you as he randomly takes blood samples or gives you jabs that he refuses to eleborate on. His ideal partner is someone that's afraid of medical supplies. He likes scaring you, making you cry before saving you with an embrace while he coos about how brave you were.

No

Something they wouldn't do, turn offs

Getting called "daddy" or "brother" during sex is his biggest turn off. He had to deal with an incestous brother, please don't remind him of him.

Oral

preference in giving or recieving, skills, etc.

I preferes the idea of recieving, but he doesn't want to hospitalise you, so he'll be giving for most of the relationship. He's very good at giving as well, but he's a little shit about it. He never gives you full tongue treatment, you only get small kitten licks and nothing more. He'll give you a gynaecology/andrology check up since he's already there.

Pace

are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?

He likes it slow. He drags out the forplay, usually it lasts more than the actual sex and then fucks you swiftly. Even if he wanted to, he couldn't be rough because his dick is twice the amount a human can take. He hates rushing, let him take his time.

Quickie

their opinions on quickies, how often

He's very against quickies. He likes to take his time, and if something urgent needs to be attended to soon, he'll push you away and deal with that before even considering having sex. The prep for sex with him is 3/4 of the sex experience, why would you want to pass it.

Risk

are they willing to experiment? Do they take risks?

It depends. He might experiment with some kinks if you express interest in them, but nothing too extreme. If you insist on doing extreme stuff with him, he'll just pay someone from Abaddon to do it. No, he won't let you step on his cock, he already has erectile disfunction.

Stamina

how many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?

He gets tired after speaking for 3 minutes, he has the stamina of a malnurished sloth. He's mostly fucking you out of professional obligation, so he'll give you one or two turns of action, about 5 minutes each and then he does the after care. If he's feeling very horny, and I mean very horny, he'll make sure that not even his cum can cure your soreness, but he lacks that motivation 9/10.

Toys

do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partener or themselves

Do needles and jabs count as sex toys? He doesn't use them often, but he does sometimes indulge in that fantasy. He can also tie you up like he does to Marbas if you want. He'll never use toys on himself because he considers them ungodly. But if they please you, sure enough.

Unfair

how much they like to tease

Honey, teasing is the sex when you're with Lucifer. You better have an hour free in your scheduel just for the forplay. It's his favorite part of the experience because he gets to do stuff that isn't 100% sexual while being sexual enough that they please you.

Volume

how loud are they? What sounds do they make?

His very quiet, to the point that you sometimes doupt he's enjoying himself. When he does makes sounds, usually when he's close, he'll groan or choke, before realeasing with a melodic moan. He also shooes and gives you orders about what to do. He doesn't like a partner that's very loud, only Gamigin has the green card when it comes to being noisy.

Wildcard

a random headcanon for the character

Lucifer is a sex neutral asexual. He doesn't experience sexual attraction and he only has sex if someone else that he likes asks him to. He doesn't see the hype around it, and sex is the least important part of a relationship for him.

X-ray

let's see what's going on under those clothes

I'll be honest with you, I've never seen a penis in real life, I have no idea how those usually look like. His dick is 30 cms, I'm not sure that's physicly possible, but who knows. Wouldn't a dick that big be uncomfortable to live with? I am very confused. Just imagine a baguette and boom, that's his dick.

Yearning

How high is their sex drive

Nonexistent. Before he met you, he only had sex during the annual angel orgies because it was tradition. It's not that he hates sex, but as stated above, he just has no interest in it. When you see naked people daily for your job, you stop being excited by nudeness.

Zzz

how quickly they fall asleep afterwards

He only falls asleep after he makes sure you did. Usually sleeps in a seperate room from you, but, after he gets attached, he'll insist that you cuddle in your sleep.

#what the hell is bad #whb #whb lucifer #whb smut #I am projecting #and I think lucifer is asexual #I'll fight everyone over this

[vampv0id]

Will Graham's the type of guy to not make eye contact with anyone but make staggering eye contact with Hannibal while sucking his cock

#And staggering eye contact with him in general #I am projecting #hannibal nbc #hannibal #hannigram #will graham #hannibal lecter #nbc hannibal #murder husbands #hannibal headcanons #hannibal x will #Hannibal lecter x will graham #will x hannibal #Will graham x hannibal lecter

[shittyutmv]

god forbid he sit like a normal person nightmare by jokublog

#i am projecting #little freak #-mod kip #🦑 #not ask #badly drawn utmv #undertale multiverse #utmv #nm sans #nightmare sans

[mydarlingdearestdead]

Regulus: I see you for what you are.

James:

James, frantic: Now prongs is a part of me and, yes, he's a deer but he's still-

Regulus: Prongs? A deer? JAMES-

James, laughing nervously: I was kidding. jeez, reg take a joke.

Regulus:

Regulus: Fine. I was actually refering to how you are using me to get back at Sirius.

James: Regulus, Sirius has nothing to do with anything?

Regulus: then what other reason would there be to keep me around? you like me? don't be absurd.

#i am projecting #marauders #marauders era #fuck jkr #fuck jk rowling #regulus black #james potter #starchaser #jegulus #sunseeker #marauders incorrect quotes #im not bothered to write an actual scene for this so incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect quotes #hp

[kawakalalala]

i cannot see abby anderson as a mean dom. she is the definition of subtop. u cant tell me she doesn’t get so mf flustered when you’re affectionate with her. and praising her???? even in public, a little “atta girl” has her reeeeeeling and she’ll be thinking about it all day.

i also def see her as a very sentimental and emotional person, esp w so much loss in her life, i kind of expect her to hold onto little pieces of everything. she’s the typa girl to write little notes for herself (and you) and tell you how much she misses your smell. 😵‍💫

point being, this girl prefers her hands and mouth over the strap any day. she’ll go down on you until youre both gasping for air, and she works herself up so much that she’ll cum as soon as you put your mouth on her cunt.

#i am projecting #abby anderson #abby anderson x reader #abby tlou #tlou part 2 #tlou x reader #tlou2 #lesbian

[knuckie-head]

Knuckles goes non verbal sometimes.

He usually communicates with body movement or noises like growls, whines, stomps of his foot, nudging, bonking, etc. It doesn’t bother Team Sonic at all. They’re planning to teach him sign language, since both Sonic and Tails themselves go non verbal and communicate this way with one another, but it’s gonna be a big difficult with Knux’s big gloves…

Eh, they’ll figure something out

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic #knuckles #knuckles the echidna #sth #tails the fox #miles tails prower #miles prower #non verbal #i am projecting

[minthy]

the best Mentally unstable duo that I am currently in love with, yipee

Adhd!sans by: @/gudulle_vinyls (on tiktok)

anxiety!sans by: @hheisa

NOTE: some people asked me to do Autism!sans too but uh, I am not autistic (as far As I am aware) and I don't know exactly how to present him without making a harmful steriotypes to the autistic community so uh, I'll try to educate my ass about it more and feel free to give me ideas as autistic people to draw :D

EDIT: nvm, Turned out im autistic too, sorry folks

stay safe my neurodivergent fellas <3

#undertale #sans #adhd sans #adhd!sans #anxiety sans #anxiety!sans #you guessed it #i am projecting #Neurodivergent #adhd #anxiety #let us have some nice rep instead of some weird steriotypes by neurotypicals :)

[spiritual-turg]

i have two more ship dynamics i would like to offer

#a post #shitty ms paint doodles #shitpost #ship dynamics #ship dynamic #i am projecting #1k!! #2k :D

[annaizscribbling]

Concept: Teenage Miri always shows off her little outfits for her parents. Always. Before she leaves for school, even when she eventually gets a job, she always takes a moment to show them and do a little spin so they can appreciate and compliment her outfit choice.

Rei and Kazuki never get tired of the routine, and genuinely enjoy seeing her little outfits and praising her choice in shoes. Rei in particular is hardly a fashion enthusiast, but it will never stop either of them from nodding and commenting like high fashion experts.

#buddy daddies #rei suwa #kazuki kurusu #anais rambles #i am projecting #i do this with my dad lol #i love to show him my work outfits #and I'm almost 19 #he's always appreciating my shoe choice and makeup and layering #despite knowing almost nothing

[sandyemmar]

shout out to neil perry, your ass would’ve LOVED asleep by the smiths

#i am projecting #i’m gay and sad #neil perry #dead poets fandom #dead poets headcanons #dead poets society #dps fan fic #dps fandom #steven meeks #charlie dalton #todd anderson #dead poets #anderperry #the smiths #dps #dps boys #dp spoilers #dps headcanons #dps memes #dps fanfiction #dps fanart #dps fic #dps hcs #dead poets memes #dead poets fanfic #dead poets society memes

[nqtalie]

Duke uses “brain rot slang” regularly and it drives everyone up the wall.

A new vilian saying something corny? “Chat is this real?”

He pulled a cool trick on patrol? “Chat clip that!!”

Everytime he sees Tim or Steph? “What’s up brother ☝️”

It started as a joke but it quickly got out of hand.

#batfam #duke thomas #stephanie brown #tim drake #brain rot #i am projecting #someone help me #i was gonna say dick but i feel duke worked better #if i say erm actually one more time im gonna cry

[swirlypurr]

Drew riv and spears stimming because I realised I can draw whatever I want <3

Ooh they are so silly, I love these fucked up lil guys so much

Tried something new with lighting and shading, don’t expect a ton of this tho lol, but who knows

#rain world #rain world fanart #rain world downpour #rw rivulet #rivulet fanart #rivulet slugcat #rw spearmaster #spearmaster fanart #spearmaster slugcat #rw spearvulet #spearvulet #rw fishstick #can be read as platonic or romantic #I don’t mind #go crazy #*autisms your slugcats* #I am projecting

[cheezyratz]

Peter B: what are you doing?

Miguel, who couldn’t find a sharpener: …using a knife to sharpen my pencil

Peter b: ok, just making sure

#Knife mention #Spiderdads #i am projecting #I’m doing the same thing rn #There r shavings everywhere #miguel o'hara #peter b parker

[cultpastorkevin]

yknow what

fuck it

jean moreau likes to play the cello

#that’s it #that’s the post #I think he would like it #and Jeremy finds it incredibly hot #aftg #all for the game #edgar allan ravens #jean moreau #jeremy knox #tfc #the sunshine court #cellos are very melancholy #it would be fittting #brought to you by me #a cellist #i am projecting

[aroacewxs]

just to clarify that a majority of these are just my personal experiences and that i am simply projecting my feelings onto these funny theatre kids. aromanticism is a SPECTRUM and this is simply where i fall on it. i hope some of it possibly makes sense to an aroace spec folk out there. I Am Bad At Words Sometimes

tsukasa who misses romantic social cues like how he (probably) misses flies with a fly swatter. tsukasa who doesn't understand what's so special about a boy and a girl being friendly classmates. tsukasa whose only perception of romance is from the musicals and movies he watches. tsukasa who studies these musicals and movies down to the very bone to understand what being in love feels like for a show role and feeling hopelessly dejected when it doesn't work. tsukasa and his stupid tribute to romeo and juliet with scientifically incorrect terminology and a cheesy, overdramatic monologue about marrying the love of his life

emu who doesn't understand the social rules behind affection and what defines romantic affection vs. platonic affection. emu who has been misunderstood over and over for her friendliness. emu who feels giddy when her friend gets into a romantic relationship but feels indifferent to romance when it involves herself. emu who feels fulfilled and perfectly satisfied with the relationships she has now and doesn't yearn for something else. emu who doesn't understand why wanting "more" is so important to others. emu who loves to hug and hold hands with her friends and kiss their cheeks without a care in the world

nene who doesn't spare a single thought for dating because she believes the possibility of her becoming romantically involved is little to none, especially when she feels like she still struggles with befriending her classmates. nene who has panicked before, worrying that she was falling behind with the rest of her peers and would be left out. nene who has tried imagining romantic scenarios with random people in her life to see how she feels about it, only to clasp her hand over her mouth in disgust and have to take a walk around her room to clear her head. nene who admires the inspiring relationships the characters in her video games have with one another and wonders why she can't feel the same romantic admiration for somebody else in her own life.

rui who spent his entire life wondering if he really was a heartless monster, not just because he was considered a freak by his classmates, but because he simply could not reciprocate romantic feelings. rui who feels like a mere member of the audience, not the performer onstage or the director behind the scenes when observing romantic relationships. rui whose love in his heart would be considered lesser and unimportant because we live in an amatonormative world that ranks romantic and sexual love as the highest degree of love a human being can have. rui who grows to accept that he is not broken and not a robot and that love isn't something that makes somebody a human being. rui who learns to embrace how much he values the love in his own life, from how his chest warms during rehearsals with wxs to the raw excitement from discovering something new while twiddling with mechanical parts, to the dedication he has for his craft and the things others would consider trivial.

wxs who are just so incredibly aromantic and asexual

#project sekai #wxs #wxs rui #wxs nene #wxs emu #wxs tsukasa #kamishiro rui #kusanagi nene #ootori emu #tenma tsukasa #asexual #aromantic #aroace #actually aroace #headcanon #i am projecting

[imviotrash]

#kuroshitsuji #black butler #kuroshitpost #edward midford #he is just like me fr #i am projecting #vios garbage can