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raisin-gran · 6 months

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go ahead, be an ugly grantaire truther. but to me? hes my pretty little princess. hes my little sludge monster. the open pores on his face hold love.

#to be fair i think grantaire is not conventially attractive #like fuck that man is not hot #TO MOST PEOPLE #BUT HES THE FATHER OF MY CHILDREN #COME HOME BABY #les mis #les miserables #les misérables #grantaire #les amis

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aroaceleovaldez · 4 months

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Nico referring to his mom as "Mama" implies he most likely at least used to refer to Hades as "Papa" and i 100% headcanon he still does but mostly in the manner of him having the entire Underworld wrapped around his finger for being the baby of the family

#pjo #riordanverse #nico di angelo #headcanon #my art #nico flexing youngest child privilages by pulling out the most pitiful expression he can manage #anyways i find it fun to explore character word choices #cause yknow no two characters are going to select their words the same way #or even necessarily think about it to the same degree #i like to think Nico thinks about his word choice a lot #so of course every time he uses ''papa'' he fully knows he's pulling the Baby Of The Family card #Hades definitely knows this too but falls for it every time anyways #cause Nico hasnt called him ''papa'' regularly since getting his memory wiped - just detached ''father'' or at best ''dad''#so it just reminds Hades of How Much He Just Wants His Children To Be Happy Like The Old Days #and how much poor Nico has been through and he's just the baby of the family and-#cue Nico smugly staring at the camera cause he knows how much power he holds #also i say Nico is Hades' only son cause mythologically even when Zagreus *is* Hades' son (rarely) he's. dead.#a major part of Zagreus' mythology is that he died #and im p sure every other deity said to be Hades' children are all goddesses and also are like 50% of the time not his #theres also only like 3 of them. and as far as we know in riordanverse canon one of them is implied to not be his daughter #so Nico is Hades' only son and also youngest in the family (cause Hazel is older by a month chronologically or 1 year biologically)#(and everybody else is a deity if children of hades at all)

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orbch · 19 days

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logan sanders my baby daddy

#actually debated taking off the last image… its a bit intense to share w the world #even if its true #thomas sanders #thomas sanders fanart #sanders sides #sanders sides fanart #sander sides #sander sides fanart #tss #tss fanart #logan sanders #logan sanders fanart #logan sanders the FATHER OF MY CHILDREN #sorry….#im sorry for being so inappropriate but logan sanders has been my biggest and strongest fictional crush for 7 years..#he has altered my taste in real life people. i hate him.#(wants him)

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yesloulou · 19 days

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All Access | Miami '24

#coming in hot dick swinging bout to get p4 in a fucking visa cash app rb #he can father my children no child support #daniel ricciardo #f1 #*#miami gp 2024 #**

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justcommander · 6 months

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And that's why Michael got cool shades in this AU.

That feeling when you're just a teenager and already got cataract. Amongst the other things that damn possession and truck accident caused you But John is doing his best all on his own...!

#faith the unholy trinity #michael davies #john ward #my art #i need a name for this au of mine #Father and Children AU #why children?#well i don't like innocent teenagers dying #imma draw Amy too in this au sooner or later fuck that i ain't letting her die #Please do not be like John tho.#Bring people that got ran over by a truck to a hospital don't heal them at home while you exorcise them.#also i love Michael he's just a kid that poked a dead fox and he triggered a red exclamation mark on every cultist in the range of 10 km

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scowlsnwhiskey · 12 days

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shhh 💤

#stardew valley shane #sdv fanart #sdv shane #stardew valley #he’s the father of my children #🥹🤲💜#that’s the love of my life with my son fr

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fanaticalthings · 2 years

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I think the reason why I like Battinson so much is because I feel like this version of Bruce is the most likely to cry when it comes to like, anything, but especially his kids.

I always make jokes about how all it takes is for one mean comment from his kids for Bruce to start absolutely bawling, but I actually could see this happening with Battinson, but instead of crying when his kids bully him, he just cries when they do, well, anything.

Like this man looks like he's about to cry 24/7, so imagine him with 6 hyperactive, intelligent, sassy and adorable children?? He would not survive, they'd tear him apart, but especially with overwhelming love lmao

Everytime he signs adoption papers, he cries. Doesn't matter if he's done it a million times.

His kids want him to read them a bedtime story? He's holding back tears.

Kids want a hug? Totally not crying haha.

Seeing any of his kids with various accomplishments? Tears of pride, no matter how many achievements they reach.

Kid gently implies they'd like to be left alone? Bruce is immediately all "oh no they hate me I did something wrong what did i do do i apologize should i tell them i love them am i a bad parent-" He def has separation anxiety with all of his kids.

Basically anytime any of them call him "dad"? He's hiding in his study to cry out all the overflowing affection within him.

Like I genuinely feel like this Bruce would be the most emotionally vulnerable with his kids. Like he'd be SO soft with them. I bet he's always happy to do little things for/with them, like brushing their hair, eating breakfast with them, watching TV, playing with Legos, etc.

I could see him being the most attentive father, always being cautious and trying to make sure he's doing everything right as a parent. I need to see him cuddle his kids.

DC needs to let Battinson have a Robin because I know that man would drop anything for his children.

and dont get me started on how absolutely devastated this Bruce would be if one of his kids got hurt (and imagine how anguished he becomes after Jason's death)

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ghostlywhiskey · 7 months

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Girl dad!Price is giving me so many thoughts today!! How did he react when he found out #4 was a girl? Would he have kept going for a girl if she were a boy? She’s definitely a daddy’s girl and has him wrapped around her little fingers 🥹

god i love discussing dad!price. so very much. he is my favorite and i love him and he's everything to me!!

wanting to be completely sure there was no mistaking the gender during the ultrasound, you waited until your monthly check up at the fifth month mark. your head tilted to the side to watch the screen, the transducer gliding around your gel coated stomach. the skin around your nails gnawed at while you anxiously wait for the doctor to say something. after three boys you had an idea of what the ultrasound would look like, and considering you felt different this time around, part of you couldn't help but let your mind wander at the possibility it could a girl.

"i've seen you with three boys and i know you well enough to guess, but," your doctor looks at you, a smile on her face. "are we letting it be a surprise or is your husband expecting you to report back."

"report back." you simply reply, waiting for her to confirm what you think you already know.

and when you're on facetime later that night with john after bringing him to say goodnight to each of the boys in their beds, you finally have the chance to lay down on your bed. without thinking, your body gravitating to his side of the bed as you cuddle under the sheets on your side.

"how's my favorite girl?" the question making you smile not for usual reasons, but because you knew you'd share the title in a few short months.

"mhm," you hum, a small yawn escaping your lips as you quickly tap through your phone to locate the ultrasound photo. sending it, you wait for the word 'delivered' to appear under your message before responding. "she's doing well. doctor said she's smaller than her brothers were at this point, but isn't worried."

"smaller than.." his words trailing as you watch his facial expression change, indicating he opened your messages. "i'll be fuckin' damned." the smile on price's face tugging up all the way, lines forming by his eyes. "my girl is havin' a girl." he chuckles softly, you notice tears forming as he holds the phone close to his face, getting a better look at the ultrasound as he zooms in.

and when she's a few months old, it's price who she clings to and cries for when she can't be soothed. the newborn hysterical in your tired arms as you beg for her to calm down, soft kisses against the side of her head. price's feet trot down the hallway when you are taking longer than normal, giving you a kiss on the cheek as he takes her from your hold. "get some rest," he murmurs, the newborn latching to him like a magnet. "i got her."

that's when you learned quickly she was going to be a daddy's girl. the two of them the next morning on the couch, the little girl laying face down with her check pressed against his chest and pacifier on the verge of falling out. one of price's hands on her back while the other rests on her diaper covered bum to keep her secured in place. his own snores filling the living room, making you wonder how the poor child is even able to sleep, but nonetheless, just glad she managed to sleep through the night after he took her.

#john price #john price fluff #john price x reader #nic responses #nic talks price #please i love him #can he be the father of my children </3 #dad!price #gw sfw price

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bucksbisexualawakening · 1 year

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the progression from "there's a morning snack and a midday snack" and "20 bucks for pizza" buck looking after his friend's kid to "bobby's famous lasagne: 6 types of cheese cooked to perfection" buck cooking for his family to "that's makes me your sous chef" teaching his kid how to cook is making me go so feral.

#going from two separate things - like how normal friends who aren't co-parenting would organised it - to the most domestic thing ever #to being the good responsible parent and making sure he eats real food before cookies #AND and the motifs that've been established: teaching to cook as father/son bonding and cooking food as a demonstration of love #im UNWELLLLL #buckley diaz family #911 abc #right from the pilot buck has had an intense care for children (but was also immature himself)#and we've seen him grow into a person who is literally becoming a father. (alongside his increasing ability to cook - which he is learning #from his own father figure)#children - specifically caring for children and being a father - has been tied to very important parts of buck's character development #thoughout the seasons #that man wants nothing more than to be a father AND HE IS ONE.#i dont even know if what im saying is coherent anymore but you get my drift #season 6 911 #lynnsaysstuff

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wttcsms · 27 days

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I don’t know how u just made me thirst over Kageyama after years and years of ambivalence toward that man and overlooking his potential. I should have never underestimated your power. What else can u tell us about Kageyama’s bedroom behavior✨🫡

cw biting, marking, creampie, overstim

kageyama is sooo possessive, and that’s exactly why he pays for your sephora cart without question (you go through an obnoxious amount of concealer because of him); he loves to leave marks on you, sucking hickeys all over your neck and breasts, but he’s also big on biting. especially if he’s feeling jealous or in the mood to play rough. bites down gently on the soft skin of your shoulder to muffle the sound of his groans when he’s repeatedly thrusting into you.

he mentioned that he doesn’t like to tape his fingers because he doesn’t like anything interfering between him and the volleyball, and he’s big on skin-to-skin contact with you. he wants you completely bare for him so he can trace his fingers across every centimeter of your body, and he’s obsessed with having raw sex with you. doesn’t like the restrictiveness of a condom, and he likes to admire his work after a job well done: your pussy all puffy and red, glistening with your juices and leaking out his cum. he loves to stretch you open with his fingers, always with a minimum of two fingers, and no matter how overstimulated you are, he will plunge his fingers right back into your sloppy pussy, trying to push his cum back inside. if he happens to accidentally curl his fingers just right and have you cumming all over again, that’s just a bonus <3

also, he’s so obsessed with making out. he loves the feel of you grinding against his lap for friction as you two spend time kissing hungrily. he gets even needier when he’s away from you for prolonged periods of time; gets all pent up and wants to spend hours showing how much he missed you!!

#kageyama smut #tobio kageyama x reader #my husband the father of my children the number 1 setter #he is the loml

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nighttimepatrons · 23 days

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Glaurung the golden.

#middle earth #my art #Glaurung #dragons #silmarillion #tolkien #coh #children of hurin #traditional art #hey what if the father of dragons had that bug ass vibe?#he's homophonic (sweeping Fingon and Maedhros apart)#but he is pro incest #so there's that.

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marsconer · 3 months

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this one has a little kick !!!!

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scatterbrainedbot · 5 months

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Hello :D

You're so cool

Anyway have you thought that in your rat sons au Splinter might outlive the boys?

You're very cool :D love your stuff dude

(tw for some blood, light gore, implied overdose (kinda??))

hi copper!!! this is a fantastic question!

so obviously typical irl rats have far shorter lifespans than the average irl tortoise. according to google (yes, be awed by my spectacularly in-depth wealth of research) the average pet rat lives between 2-4 years ish, and the oldest on record lived to be about 7. meanwhile, an African spurred tortoise (Splinter's species) averages more around a 50ish year lifespan in captivity, tho is suspected to possibly exceed 75 or more in the wild.

Now, the mutation does give us a lot of wiggle room for playing with these numbers. For the rat sons boys, id say their natural lifespan probably clocks in at about 45-55 years old? definitely not old by human standards, but not young young either. (though, its also important to note that the boys were exposed to the mutagen just days after being born.)

For Splinter, meanwhile, aging is slightly more complicated. He lived the vast majority of his life as a regular normal African spurred tortoise (well, non-mutated at least. there were perhaps some shenanigans of a more mystical variety going on before he was mutated, but thats a separate matter) He was about 70ish i think? when the boys were born and they were all exposed to the mutagen. so he is already distinctly an old man turtle papa. id guess he'd probably still have another eh lets say 25-30 years after his mutation. he could probably push it a little farther even with some mystic nonsense, but when push comes to shove id say his 'natural' post-mutation lifespan would put his death like a solid decade or two before his sons.

of course, the tricky part of the matter is that theres no way for Splinter to know any of this. theres no way for him to know how the mutation affected them all, or if it even affected them all in the same way. especially since the boys dont show many physical signs of mutation for the first few years, and just kinda look like normal rats, (albeit with a more human sort of intelligence) — what sort of health standard do you hold them to? what if they simply dont show external signs of sickness or old age anymore? how do you actually know if something is wrong?

for a while there Splinter is very worried that one of his babies will just essentially reach the end of their normal rat lifespan, fall and not get up again.

so mostly, he just tries to live in the moment, enjoying whatever time he does have with his little ones, taking each day as a gift <3

still,

that fear