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diorsluv · 2 months
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feather , part 35
“ i’m up, where i’m at ”
series m. list previous chapter
slightly (ish) suggestive again, nothing extremely explicit (kind of)
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yourusername i love my boyfriend and his silly little friends
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lhughes_06 why does trevor get his own picture when I’M your boyfriend
→ yourusername it’s because he’s secretly the favorite but don’t tell him i said that
→ lhughes_06 but it makes it look like you’re dating him and not me ☹️
→ yourusername lukey no it doesn’t dw
→ trevorzegras I KNEW I WAS THE FAVORITE
lhughes_06 also you’re so sappy and i love you more
→ yourusername ☺️
rutgermcgroarty “silly little friends” is crazy but we sorta love you too so we’ll let it slide
→ yourusername quit acting like you’re so indifferent to me 🙄
→ rutgermcgroarty luke would beat us up if we professed our love to you
→ lhughes_06 very true
username20 i’ve been waiting MONTHS for this to happen
username9 my cuties
adamfantilli you suck at basketball
→ yourusername it was a 3v1. you’re like 6’2. you’re all men.
→ adamfantilli and??? you would probably lose against mackie’s sisters too
→ mackie.samo is that a dig against my sisters
→ adamfantilli NO i’m just saying that she’s really bad and it doesn’t matter who she plays against 😰😰
→ mackie.samo uh huh… i got my eye on you
username77 there seems to be a recurring trend with the shopping carts..
→ username43 they just love the shopping carts
_quinnhughes burger king??
→ yourusername THE KING OF THE BURGERS 🙏
→ lhughes_06 she wanted a milkshake
→ _quinnhughes so if she wanted to drive your car into a tree would you let her
→ yourusername WHAT no why would he ever let me do that
→ lhughes_06 yes i would and then i’d just buy another car
→ yourusername LUKE NO
mackie.samo you know what would be really funny
→ yourusername i have a feeling it’s not gonna be funny
→ yourusername but go ahead
→ mackie.samo what if barclay and super why came back
→ lhughes_06 who the fuck are barclay and super why
→ lhughes_06 OH WAIT
→ yourusername god i hope not
→ mackie.samo 🫢
→ yourusername ur thinking up some devious shit aren’t u mack
→ lhughes_06 stop praying on our downfall man
luca.fantilli what the flippity flapjacks i’m not in the post
→ yourusername that’s the exact reason you’re not in the post
→ luca.fantilli MAN WHAT THE CRAP
→ yourusername stop this rn
→ adamfantilli mom and dad said they’re disowning you
→ luca.fantilli GOSH DIDDLY DARN IT 😔
→ markestapa what the fuck
username10 NO RESTRICTED COMMENTS THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME
edwards.73 i heard your back break when we all piled on top of you
→ yourusername i’m actually in the hospital rn because of your ass
→ edwards.73 aw my ass is so fat you’re in the hospital!! 😘
→ yourusername ha ha ha. 😒
→ lhughes_06 bro stop trying to seduce my girlfriend
→ edwards.73 I’M NOT THOUGH??!!
→ lhughes_06 THEN LEAVE HER ALONE
username62 tell me why that first pic is so fucking obx coded
→ username27 OH MY GOD IT IS
→ username15 YOU’RE SO RIGHT??
dylanduke25 i’m so hot
→ yourusername yes you are duker 🫶🫶
→ lhughes_06 oh ☹️
→ dylanduke25 you’re so whiny luke YOU’RE LITERALLY DATING HER
colecaufield the leafs hoodie..
→ yourusername i won’t name drop but i think you can tell who it is 😰
→ rutgermcgroarty 🫢
→ markestapa 😱
→ lhughes_06 😟
→ trevorzegras 😥
→ adamfantilli 😧
→ colecaufield WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS IT
→ yourusername he refuses to admit who he is
jackhughes i think my heels touched the back of my head
→ yourusername that’s an outer banks quote if i’ve ever seen one 🫡
→ lhughes_06 jj maybank dupe
→ jackhughes you wish you were a jj maybank dupe lhughes_06
→ lhughes_06 you’re not even blond 🙄
username17 how does it feel to LIVE MY DREAM luke 😔
→ yourusername i’m willing to split my love between you and luke 🫶
markestapa posting me shirtless while dating my best friend?? scandalous 😱
→ yourusername stop trying to instigate random shit mark
username98 too cute 💗
elblue6 you two never change 💖💖
→ yourusername ily mama hughes 🥰
→ lhughes_06 mom i lost a sock
_alexturcotte crazy how i’m not in ANY of the pictures 😊😊😊
→ yourusername all you boys are so needy
lhughes_06
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lhughes_06 my favorite dates with my girl 💘
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yourusername stop it you’re making me blush 🤬
→ lhughes_06 that was the point baby
msamoskevich this is so unaesthetic
→ lhughes_06 like you could do better???
→ msamoskevich i could actually
→ yourusername THAT’S WHAT I KEEP TELLING HIM
→ msamoskevich babe you gotta fix your man
→ yourusername i’ll make him my little aesthetic boy don’t you worry
→ lhughes_06 should i be scared
→ msamoskevich be terrified 😍
username86 they’re actually so in love that it physically pains me
username20 horrible taste in froyo but it’s okay they’re cute together
markestapa pottery..???
→ lhughes_06 shut up it makes her happy
→ yourusername shut up it makes me happy
→ markestapa i’m shutting up because it makes you happy 🙄
→ lhughes_06 yay
→ yourusername yay
edwards.73 GO KARTS
→ lhughes_06 ik u wanna be us so bad
→ edwards.73 I DO
→ yourusername fanboy type shit
_quinnhughes you guys are always teaming up against all of us
→ lhughes_06 and???
→ yourusername you got a problem with it??
→ _quinnhughes yes i do actually
→ lhughes_06 suck it up
→ yourusername walk it off
username4 i need someone to take me on a date like luke does with our lil drizz
username31 those toppings…
trevorzegras 🤮
→ lhughes_06 😑
→ yourusername ☹️
→ jackhughes 🤮
→ _quinnhughes 🤮
→ rutgermcgroarty 🤮
→ markestapa 🤮
→ _alexturcotte 🤮
→ jamie.drysdale 🤮
→ luca.fantilli 🤮
→ mackie.samo 🤮
→ adamfantilli 🤮
→ dylanduke25 🤮
→ edwards.73 🤮
→ colecaufield 🤮
→ lhughes_06 goddammit
adamfantilli god i hate you both
→ lhughes_06 🤯
→ yourusername the feeling is mutual!!! 😘
→ lhughes_06 why the kissy face 🤨🤨
→ yourusername I’M SORRY
→ lhughes_06 it’s okay 😁
username22 MY CUTIES
username15 gross yuck barf vomit (oh my god he’s so in love)
username49 buy the ring rn luke.
rutgermcgroarty if you don’t stop posting about each other holy shit
→ lhughes_06 me and my girl at your service 🫡
→ yourusername me and my man at your service 🫡
→ rutgermcgroarty do you just copy everything he says
→ yourusername do you just get on my nerves to piss me off
→ rutgermcgroarty i can’t believe you just found that out
dylanduke25 you should see our dms
→ lhughes_06 oh god
→ yourusername THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH OUR DMS
→ dylanduke25 yeah except you complain to me every time he breathes in a girl’s direction
→ yourusername THATS NOT TRUE
→ lhughes_06 awww you’re jealous?
→ yourusername NO
→ lhughes_06 it’s okay to be a little jealous sometimes i know it’s hard
→ yourusername SHUT UP I DONT GET JEALOUS
luca.fantilli WE GET IT UR DATING
→ lhughes_06 WE GET IT UR JEALOUS
→ luca.fantilli 🖕
username57 pop quiz who hates dryshughes the most
→ lhughes_06 trick question they all hate us equally
jamie.drysdale my sister won’t stop talking about you MAKE HER SHUT UP
→ lhughes_06 i have a lot of ways i can shut her up
→ jamie.drysdale OH GOD EW NO GROSS
→ yourusername LUKE
→ _quinnhughes LUKE
→ jackhughes LUKE
→ lhughes_06 WHAT ITS NOT LIKE IM LYING
mackie.samo IS THAT GO KARTING DATE THE REASON SHE SKIPPED OUR WEEKLY SPONGEBOB MARATHON
→ lhughes_06 ……….no……?
→ mackie.samo LUKE WARREN HUGHES
→ lhughes_06 THERES NO NEED FOR THE GOVERNMENT NAME
colecaufield aw you two are adorable
→ lhughes_06 you’re like the uncle no one invited to the family reunion
→ colecaufield absolutely uncalled for
→ yourusername LUKEY WHAT
→ lhughes_06 that was a bit mean i apologize
→ colecaufield just a bit huh???
jackhughes apparently mom shows dad every single post you make about lil drizz
→ lhughes_06 i know he keeps texting me about it
→ _quinnhughes he has like 20 burner accounts so he can like all your posts
→ lhughes_06 wait WHAT
→ lhughes_06 is that who keeps liking my posts like a second after i post them
username83 remember the song quoting era yall were so cute trying to be slick
username50 wondering when luke will finally start sharing his gf
→ lhughes_06 never
_alexturcotte so you’re like her uber driver
→ lhughes_06 i guess so
→ _alexturcotte you guess so?? 😭
→ lhughes_06 i mean i’m also like her golfer
→ _alexturcotte golfer????
→ lhughes_06 i fill her holes up pretty good too
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→ yourusername LUKE WHAT THE FUCK
→ jackhughes bro we all saw that
→ markestapa THERES NO POINT IN DELETING IT CUZ TURCS SENT A SS IN THE GC
→ trevorzegras YOU’RE NOT FUCKING SLICK MY DUDE
→ lhughes_06 maybe i’m not but she is fs trevorzegras
→ rutgermcgroarty UR JUST MAKING IT WORSE MAN
→ jamie.drysdale GOOD FUCKING LORD THATS MY SISTER
→ adamfantilli WHAT THE HELLLLL 🗣️
series m. list notes ) so TECHNICALLY this is the epilogue and the last chapter of the feather au (it doesn’t really feel like it is) but i mean i’m ofc going to be open to you guys sending requests and thoughts about my dryshughes babies because we all love them too much and i might also add more bonus chapters like later on and stuff but yeah!! i guess this is the end… for now 😈
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flynnriderishot · 3 months
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PART 3 WAS SO GOOD IM HOPING THERES A PART FOUR BUT ALSO LIKE NO PRESSURE TAKE YOUR TIME BESTIE ILY
scandals pt.4 - c.s
a/n: thank you so much 😭
warning: i suck at writing out apologies 😬
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chris
morning, baby :)
we got some donuts if you want some
matt tried to take your favorite again but i had to fight him off for it
i miss you
you sighed softly as you read the last text.
you hated to admit it, but you missed him too.
while you guys were still technically together, the longest you went without his affection was when he was on tour and even then, nick and matt surprised him with your presence half way through it.
you knew it was wrong to brush him off for as long as you’ve been doing, but your feelings were genuinely hurt.
how could he believe that you would cheat on him? were you efforts to prove how much you truly loved him just ignored?
it’s been two years and he was ready to just give it up like that? without asking you the facts first? it was like he was just waiting for the excuse.
it was heart wrenching to think about.
and you no longer wanted to think about it. you wanted answers, you wanted forgiveness, you wanted to forgive him and move past it.
baby 🩷🩷👩‍❤️‍👨
come over?
chris
really?
give me 10
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the excessive knocking on your door was enough for you to know that chris was here.
if that wasn’t enough, matt’s honking was.
as you opened the door, you were greeted with chris standing there with a box on donuts in his hand and a small smile on his face.
“hi.”
you stepped back to let him in, waving at matt who didn’t leave until his brother safely made it inside.
“hi, chris.”
“i got you donuts.” his voice was soft, almost hesitant to speak.
“thank you.” you nodded, watching him place the treat on your counter, “i actually wanted to talk. about us.”
his shoulders dropped, voice cracking slightly as he turned to look at you, “are you breaking up with me?”
“what? no. i wanted to apologize for being so hard on you.” you were shocked that he assumed you were breaking up with him, but you could understand why he thought that.
“wha—?”
“it was wrong of me to completely blow you off, even when you were trying so hard to make it right.”
“no, no. i’m supposed to be apologizing to you.” he stopped your rant, taking your hand and moving so you were both sat on the couch,
“i accused you of cheating on me. i let one small thing almost ruin our relationship so quickly when i should have asked you first instead of cursing and blocking you before you had the chance to defend yourself.”
“chris—”
“i love you and i’m sorry for making you think that i didn’t trust you.”
“i love you and i’m sorry for refusing to speak to you when you were trying to explain yourself.”
chris let of a breath of relief, smiling sweetly in your direction, “can i kiss you?”
your eyes creased as you smiled. you put your hands on his cheeks, pulling him forward to press a small kiss to his lips.
though it wasn’t enough, chris didn’t complain, “i’ll take what i can get.” he leaned forward, putting his body over yours, wrapping his arms around your body,
“i missed you so much.” his voice was muffled against your hair.
“i missed you more, baby.”
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poppy-metal · 5 months
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procrastinating like crazy dont tell my bio professor but but i raise to yoy ... upperclassman!jordan who's in some of your classes--who you aren't reaallyy friends w but it's sort of implied that they r there for you bc they always seem to end up coming to ur rescue when creepy guys hit on u at parties 🙄 because your scumbag bf is probably too busy playing beer pong with his bros. it's not like you and jordan go out of ur way to hang out w each other but you know they care about you at least a tiny bit !!
and it just so happens they live in the same building as aforementioned bf. n when you and he get into a fight--a big one, bad enough to leave tears streaming down your cheeks n your hands fisted at your sides--and you just want to get away from him, their door is the one u end up knocking on. sniffling when they open it up, barely having time to open your mouth around a meek "'m sorry." before they're gripping your chin, painstakingly gentle, eyes panicky. "hey- what happened? you're not hurt, are you?" and their tone, the way they touch you, everything--js makes you feel so much better :( hiccuping out "can i come in?" and they aren't gnna say no 🙄
make sure everything's okay, that he didn't hurt you, get you a drink n everything before sitting on the edge of their bed. you pacing, ranting abt dookieface bf between sniffles 😔 all "i just- i don't know who he thinks he is. i know i'm not perfect, whatever, but--i'm nice to him!! i mean, for fuck's sake, i'm pretty cute, too. nd he just- he doesn't care about me. i don't know what i did wrong." jordan mumbling out "hey, c'mere." bc your voice breaks w the last sentence and you're crying all over again :( wrap you up in their arms, hand coming up to hold the back of your neck. "you didn't do anything wrong, freshie. he's just an asshole." n they don't say it but they're fantasizing abt allll the ways they could kill him 🤗
and you pull back, wiping your cheeks w the back of your hand. "don't think he likes me, jordan. he ignores me nd--he's probably cheated on me a million times. it's like i don't mean anything to him--he can't--won't even make me cum." and jordan raises an eyebrow at that one. n you're quick on the defensive, "'s just- i don't know. don't even think he tries." and booy have u piqued their interest. you're just digging yourself a hole, unable to stop ur words from spilling out. "he- he was my first. ever. and it's like that meant nothing to him." taking a step back n mumbling out, "i'm sorry. that was too much, i just... i should probably go, anyways." as if they would ever let you 🙄 especialky after that lil confession.
n you're still close enough that they can grab your hips, pull you back towards them all gentle. "'s that why you came here, hm?" soft smirk on their face at the way you flush, stumbling over your words, your excuses--gripping your chin to shut you up. "shh. he's an asshole, baby, i know." when they stand up and turn you around, hands moving to your waist to sit you on their bed. your big eyes looking up at them, your shaky little voice when you whisper out, "jordan..." them pushing your legs apart so they can step between them :( grabbing at your thighs, leaning in so you can feel their hot breath on your ear when they whisper, "what is it, little girl? need me to make you cum, hm?" nddd you know it's wrong but you r nodding :( a little bit frantically :( and zoo wee mama are you in for it!! bc they csll jordan pussy destroyer for a reason!!!
too dleepy to proofread anf also my demons possessed me and. couldnt fight them off but ❤️❤️ love u poppy!!
-🦸‍♀️
grabs u by the shoulders and shakes u
breath catching n tears teetering on your lashes your mouth dropping in a perfect O when jordan pushes your thighs apart. their ringed hands sliding up your stocking clad thighs is enough to suck all the air out of the room and you're already panting by the time you let words tremble out, "b- be gentle, please?" because your boyfriend - ex - has always been rough meaty hands grabbing at you in ways that never made you feel small in a good way, more like a poorly treated chew toy. dry digits shoving in your cunt - pumping once, maybe twice, before calling it enough.
jordan chews on their lip, to you it looks like contemplating; but jordans just hiding a grin. you're such a little fawn, they think. stumbling on shaky legs from the jaws of a bear into the den of a fox, because it looks kinder. but jordans still has fangs and they still want to eat you up. the difference, they guess, is that they actually want you to enjoy yourself.
nothing feels quite as good to their ego than a cute girl squeezing the life out of their fingers with their cunt.
"you've been with bad men, not only that, but one who by the looks of it - can't lay pipe for shit." their hands soothe up your thighs higher, fingers hooking into the edge of your panties under your skirt. "we'll get you sorted, princess."
you think they'd slide your panties down but they dont. you jolt, though when you feel the bare brush of their knuckle against the slick folds of your cunt as they skim their fingers down the edges of your panties. they hook the fabric to one side.
their eyes flick up to yours, "have you ever been with a woman before?"
your shake your head, biting your lip. something flashes in jordans eyes. "you good with me eating you out like this?"
you feel your face flush but you're quick to nod. "yes." you rush to say, "um. youre very pretty."
jordan smiles then. something in their gaze softens, just a little. "thank you, baby." with their free hand they pat one of your knees, nudging it open - "spread for me? there you go -"
nawing on your lip as you spread your thighs shyly, you cant help but eagerly look at jordans reaction to seeing your cunt. the way their eyes darken immediately. they bite their own lip, silky hair falling around their cheek as they shuffle closer.
"fuck." they say. still holding your panties to the side, still just looking. "shit. i need to-" their eyes dart to your face, "was gonna rizz you up some more but i really fucking need to eat you out -"
your head falls back when they cut themselves off like they can't help it, can't talk anymore, the draw between your legs to intense, and their head is between your thighs and you feel the soft wet heat of their lips around your tight little bud and its so fucking good - already better than anything you've had. jordans so earnest - they fucking love eating pussy, you can tell. the way they move their tongue, like their kissing it - sucking your lips, licking between them, swirling around your clit. dipping in and out of your weeping hole.
your hands fist the sheets - you dont even remember your exes name.
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anonymouscheeses · 9 days
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Big fckn redesigns here. Well mostly Charlie but Vaggie somewhat too 🥰🥰
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Blue fits Charlie soooo much and I cease to see that many redesigns with this color. I still want red to be used in most of their designs because well. They are in hell, but not too present so to make way for other unique colors. Charlie has several physical traits from her parents but also she has some details in her clothes that match with them. When I uhh, introduce their designs you'll see lmao. I also tried to make her have a more roundish design, I jst LOVE those typ of designs omg. I just want the characters with not too many sharp corners pls Viv bro... 😔 oh yeah she's mixed cuz her mom's are darker in their redesigns. Alot of their genetics went down to Charlie so she doesn't look like an exact copy of Lucifer, I kind of hate that trend with hh and hb characters, like did the moxxies dad give birth to him bro 😭 also I kept her bow because it looks so cute and silly on her it just fits, I wish they made it bigger in her show design because it would fit her silliness so much. She has a cape with stars because morningSTAR smh why didnt they do something fun with that, missed potential but whatevs yknow I still love og designs no matter what anyone sayss. Did you know I love Charlie, I could ramble for days. I think I love Charlie guys. Maybe jst a hunch idk... also... s-snake fangs.. jeepers anddd..... snake tongue.... shiver me timberz
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The wife ever. I had animation in mind more when I designed her, not like in a "How easy or hard would this be to animate" way. But I like to imagine when she's shocked her hair kind of fluffs out plus her actual fluff, when she's mad her bow turns into kind of horns and then her jacket expands like wings. Gave her a more hotel like outfit, she likes to work for fun (ew). Her socks are socks but she has some fluff under them she just tries to cover it up because she hates herself 🤪 (she doesn't hate her bigger body she actually feels much more comfortable chubby than when she was skinny with Adam. She was burdened with the weight of Adam's image of women... In this sorta rewrite she gained weight when she goes to the hotel because she's more happy. I'm dying I love chub Vaggie so much guys please) headcanon: she kind of likes fashion, it's like a fun hobby of hers to stitch together clothing and go out and buy clothes she'll never wear. She taught Charlie how to stitch and she SUCKS so you can jst see it on Charlie's pants.
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Second outfits! Charlie's hotel uniform for. Well. Hotel stuff. She usually only wears it when new people come to the hotel, which.... isn't often, if at all. She still likes to keep it just in case. Also she goes really cartoonish when it happens, she does the looney tunes run and changes into her clothes in like 2 seconds. Can you see my vision? 😭😭
Vaggie's is in her armor. She has several pairs of armor lying around in the hotel in completely hidden spots. It's kind of surprising uhh. Yeah she wears it alot more than Charlie wears her alt uniform but still rare to find her in it. I don't get the whole thing with the exterminators and them not being able to fight according to Carmilla. Which is kinda stupid, I'm not gonna lie. So, instead of that, Vaggie has just let her guard down and has gotten much more comfortable in her surroundings so she feels like she doesn't need to fight anymore, she's just gotten rusty 's what I'm sayin. I have no idea how to draw armor. You can tell...
Extra below cut vvvv
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BABY CHARLIE!!! With the heads of my redesigns for Luci, Eve, and Lillith. Haha you still cant see them. Uhh, ill definitely finish the thing one day. Its not even that big of a project thing, i think i jst keep going to other drawings so im like not focusing on one thing lmao. Lucifer has heterochromia because he was cursed to forever be reminded of his betrayal. I only explained that because Charlie has it too, it's kind of a curse on the entire blood line where at least one eye is red. This is like. Slightly older Charlie than the baby Charlie in show? I jst wanted to put her in overalls cuz omg that's jst so cute ughhh 😭😭
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hazybisou · 1 year
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TRANCE
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model!reader x ethan edwards
summary: y/n goes through her modeling and partying era in the span of days.
a/n: literally i found some photos on pinterest and the idea js randomly popped into my head. i come up with wayyy too many ideas. i’ll get to them eventually tho. btw valscouture isn’t a real modeling agency or wtv (at least i dont think it is) it’s js smth i made up for this edit. for the record, i will be using the guys gfs names in this but will not be putting their actual users for privacy reasons and will use fake users. 😁
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y/n_y/l/n first photoshoot of the spring season and it couldn’t have gone better than this!! thank you @valscouture for this amazing experience! i can’t wait to see you again this summer 🫶🫶
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edwards.73 my girl be looking a little too good this time of year 😉😉
↳ y/n_y/l/n get outta here you loser!!
markestapa you’re showing too much skin COVER UP
↳ y/n_y/l/n mark looking out for his boyfriend’s girlfriend
↳ markestapa still mad abt you taking him from me
↳ y/n_y/l/n cry abt it
valscouture it was lovely to have you y/n!! till we meet again 💋💋🫶
↳ y/n_y/l/n LOVE YOU!!! 🥰🥰
rutgermcgroarty one chance is all i ask
↳ edwards.73 back🤺up🤺
↳ y/n_y/l/n you’re a little too young for me
↳ luca.fantilli don’t bother rut we’ve all tried before
↳ edwards.73 and where did that get you??
↳ y/n_y/l/n you had the seniors watch over them like hawks to make sure they wouldn’t even look at me!! FOR TWO MONTHS!!
↳ edwards.73 bc they should know better
↳ adamfantilli my poor big bro got rejected 😔😔 tragic world
lhughes_06 where was my invite?
↳ y/n_y/l/n luke honey, quinn has a better chance at becoming a model than you
↳ jackhughes what abt me??!!!?
↳ y/n_y/l/n no comment
↳ _quinnhughes HAH @lhughes_06 @jackhughes
↳ lhughes_06 fuck. off.
jazrod01 bestie slaying per usual
↳ y/n_y/l/n you know it!
umichhockey our favorite model 🤩
↳ y/n_y/l/n love you!!
el.mcm hurry up and come back to michigan already!! I MISS YOU ANGEL
↳ y/n_y/l/n ELLIE MY LOVE 😍 ILL BE HOME SOON DW!!!
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y/n_y/l/n everywhere i go, they all know my name
markestapa who lied to you?
↳ y/n_y/l/n why are you still here?
↳ markestapa @edwards.73 your gf is being mean again 😭
↳ edwards.73 @markestapa i prefer to live 🤷 srry bud
↳ y/n_y/l/n i taught you well eth 😢😖
mackie.samo who’d you pay to do this?
↳ y/n_y/l/n are you accusing me of something matthew?
↳ mackie.samo yes
↳ y/n_y/l/n i am now accepting best friend applications
↳ dylanduke25 where do i apply?
↳ mackie.samo BACK OFF
rutgermcgroarty 😍😍
↳ edwards.73 this is why i should’ve never let you meet them
↳ y/n_y/l/n not my fault the freshies love me
↳ edwards.73 they have a baby crush on you
↳ luca.fantilli what abt it @edwards.73
lauren.rodolitz slay 🫶
↳ y/n_y/l/n slay 😘
_magspili we should go out again
↳ y/n_y/l/n time and date?
rutgermcgroarty heyy y/nnn…
↳ y/n_y/l/n leave
jackhughes will never get over the fact your friends with lukey
↳ lhughes_06 bro wtff
↳ y/n_y/l/n it’s okay lukey i still love you
↳ lhughes_06 stil?!!
↳ jackhughes anyways..
dylanduke25 get that lighter away rn 😠😠
↳ y/n_y/l/n no
el.mcm we’re going out this weekend end of discussion
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edwards.73 the only place you ever go to is target, school, and home….
↳ y/n_y/l/n ETHANIA DONT EXPOSE ME LIKE THAT
↳ edwards.73 DONT CALL ME THAT
↳ y/n_y/l/n SUCK IT UP BITCH
nolan_moyle i love how you js bully the shit outta ethan
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↳ lhughes_06 now let’s not lie
↳ y/n_y/l/n be quiet
↳ mackie.samo lying is a sin..
↳ y/n_y/l/n I KNOW THAT!
↳ markestapa then why lie?
↳ y/n_y/l/n WHY ARE YOU ALL GANGING UP ON ME?!!
↳ everyone bc we can!!
↳ y/n_y/l/n fuck🖕you🖕all
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can u pls do 2007 tom and f!reader having an angry love confession that ends up with sex but it's the f!readers first time doing it? btw i love ur writing sooo much!! 🤍
a/n : OKAY ^_^
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warnings: smut, p in v, oral (f! receiving), unprotected sex, readers first time, cringy idk
story under cut
you and tom have been in the same school for a while now like 3-4 years but you DEPISE him now, the reason you hate him so much because back in 2006 you guys used to be friends until he completely ignored you for no reason .
you just got out of school and you were walking home, as u were walking home tom decided to join you and started walking with you, “heyy” tom said, you rolled your eyes and scoffed “what do you want tom.” you replied rudely and started walking faster, he ran to catch up with you “so how have you been??” he said while smiling, “tom what do you want, we havent talking in two years because you wanted to ignore me and now your finally talking to me?” “look im sorry- i ignored you for a reason and im so so sorry.” tom replied to you as yall got closer to your house.
you guys arrived at your house after ur screaming and toms apologizing the whole way there “bro tom why the fuck would ignore me and finally talk to me after 2 years why, i just dont get it?” your eyes watered and you tried to blink it away, he tried to tell you the reason but he just couldnt say it “yknow what forget it” you tried to close the door but he stopped it with his foot and he took a deep breath, “can i just tell you why i ignored you?” you opened the door again and waited, “ok so, i ignored you because..” “because?!” you rushed him, about to slam the door on him “tom hurry up im about to slam th-“ he blurted out before you could finish speaking “i ignored you because i liked you and didnt know how to tell you!” you didnt know to say and just stood there.
your jaw dropped and you tried to speak but you couldnt, and you couldnt help yourself as your lips crashed onto his and his hand grabbed your waist, you walked backwards and he closed and locked the door behind yall. he pushed u onto the wall and moved his head near your neck and nibbled on your neck. your eyes widened and gasped. he picked you up and held you by your hips and walked to your bedroom and dropped you on the bed.
he lowered his body to kiss all over you and finally try to pull your pants down and you shook your head “wait tom- tom tom tom.. its” he looked at you confused “your first time??” he asked and tilited his head as you nodded “nice for me to take it.” he joked and your rolled yours eyes “just- i dont know ill be gentle first.” he never took a girl virginity that’s why he didnt know what to do, he lowered his head down and started to rub her clit “tell me if your uncomfortable and want me to stop.”
you bit ur lip and nodded as he went faster you moaned but covered ur mouth as he went faster, his finger then went down to your slit and he slipped his finger in and she winced “tell me if im going to fast - okay??” “okay- okay” your mouth widened and you uncovered your mouth, moaning louder. he went faster then finally lowered his head to her clit and licked her clit as you grabbed his head and your head threw back, he held your thighs open so u couldnt close them , he kept licking and sucking your clit (that word is so weird im sorry 😔) you finally felt it “fuck tom! im- im cumming!” you fianlly came on his tongue as he licked your juice s (WHAT?) and groaned, he then went to go up to you and suck your nipples and play with the other one
you bit your lip and moaned once more, he stopped and unbuckled his pants and took them off, along with his underwear and he slipped it in and little and waited for her to adjust, after a few seconds u finally adjusted and he slipped it in all the way, going slow at first and picking up the pace after every thrust “tell me if u want me to stop baby.” u nodded and he rubbed your clit with his thumb. after lots of thrusts you guys finally gotten closer and closer “shit.. tom!” you whined and came as he pulled out and finished on your stomach.
he picked you up and held your hips and kissed you and smiled “you did so good for me for your first time baby” he chuckled “i hate you, tom” you hit him softly and smiled and hugged him, “cmon ____ lets get you cleaned up baby.” he got up and walked to the bathroom and started the shower, holding you the whole time.
a/n: JUST A LIL SMTH SMTH B4 THE REST OF MY SMUT COMES OUT ^_^ AND ALSO FIRST SMUT SO DONT MAKE FUN OF ME FOR IT 😔
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zzzzzestforlife · 5 months
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Tech Girlie Diaries: being the youngest and only female software engineer on the team
👄 honest stories/lessons only 💅
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I just found out I'll get to mentor my first female intern at work and I'm so excited!!! It's so rare that we (not even just our team but the company as a whole) get female interns 🥺 which got me thinking about everything I want to impart to this bright, young mind ✨ since I was once in her shoes 🩰 just without a female mentor 😔 Don't get me wrong(!!), I love my mentors and every chance I get to work with them has been great — they're literally the best dudes I've ever met 🥲 but there are some ~tech girlie things~ that guys just... don't have to deal with in the same way.
Hopefully, if you're also a woman in tech or an ally, these can help you too ☺️ and please let me know in the comments/reblogs/dms/asks if there's anything else I might've missed that you think my mentee should know! ❤️
Unburden Yourself: you do not represent all women ♀️
When I first joined this company as an intern, I was only the second female intern they'd ever had and their first backend female intern. There were no backend female engineers. I felt like I had to constantly prove myself against these bros who seemed to eat, sleep, and breathe code.
But I quickly realized, through the consistent kindness and respect my male colleagues gave me, that it is not a competition (unless it's a bug-solving hackathon, in which case, all other teams can suck it 🍭😜) and no one thinks for a second that I am a representative token of my gender.
Unfortunately, this diversity-affirming culture is still not the case in all workplaces, so this is the Most Important Thing to remember: that you deserve to be treated kindly and with respect by your colleagues AND yourself, so don't settle for anything less! 💕
Take the Day: Care for Yourself First🥇
After finding out I took basically no holidays for a year, my manager at the time was appalled and granted me a month-long vacation (it was amazing). He then proceeded to (kindly) lecture me on the fact that I was no longer an intern and working full-time means making a conscious effort to Not Burn Out™️. My current manager still gives me well-meaning lectures to the same effect, so I guess I haven't really taken this lesson to heart yet?? 🙈 I'll give some examples from what I should've done instead 😂
If that time of the month is killing you and you're straight-up collapsing at your desk: TAKE THE DAY OFF
If your back and wrists are killing you to the point that you physically cannot sit and type: TAKE THE DAY WEEK OFF
If you have personal/family struggles you need to be fully present for: TAKE THE DAY WEEK MONTH OFF
... You get the idea.
Be Your Most Effective Self 🌷
My current manager (literally one of the strongest women I know) and I work well together even though (or maybe precisely because) we have completely different personalities. She is direct, serious, and very goal-oriented 🎯 I tend to take a softer approach, can be completely unserious, and more people/morale focused 🍒
When I was starting out, I really felt I had to be more like my current manager so that people would respect me and take me seriously 😳 That thought daunted me so much because it's totally opposite my natural personality. It wasn't until people started telling me that my personality was a big part of why people like working me and want me on their teams that I started to learn to play to my strengths 💪
Despite our differences, my manager and I are both effective engineers in our own ways ☺️
Good Girls Get What They Deserve 💸
I have been unashamedly aggressive about what I want in my career.
Worked my butt off 🍑 for 2 promotions in 2 years 🌟 when it usually takes twice the amount of time for both! 🏃‍♀️
Communicated my desire to move into management someday to gain more mentorship / project leadership roles and experience 🤓
Your own growth and trajectory is what you have the most control over. Sometimes that means taking a well-deserved break, other times that means hustling and negotiating and networking until you make your dreams a reality.
I've lost count of how many companies I've applied to before landing this job and how many mistakes I've needed to correct even in my current position! So sometimes too, maintaining control means realizing that when you are denied/fail to attain certain opportunities, it makes you available to attend to others that may even be better suited to you in the long-run! 🏃‍♀️
💌: Say it with me, ladies: 🕯️❤️ The new year will be my year! I got this! ❤️🕯️
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GOD I AM NOT YOUR STRONGEST WARRIOR/j
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***Glorious Masquerade spoilers beneath the cut!!***
ROLLO LORE ROLLO LORE ROLLO LORE 👀
ROLLO FLAMME UNIQUE MAGIC REVEAL, I REPEAT: ROLLO FLAMME UNIQUE MAGIC REVEAL>>>?!?!?!??!?!??>!>@@ WE GET THE INCANTATION FOR ITR TOO?????
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“Crimson flower, scorch my soul and guide me. Dark Fire!” (Translation generously provided by @mysteryshoptls, who is currently on hiatus)
Note that the line itself says “身”, which more closely translates to “physical body/myself”. “Scorch my soul” is a phrase lifted from the lyrics of Hellfire, the Disney song, and fits with the “salvation” tone and theming.
Please also note that the “crimson flower” he’s referring to in the incantation is NOT literally referencing the crimson flowers (the magic sucking plant he cultivated in the waterways); he’s not controlling or influencing the flowers in any way (other than having grown them). The “crimson flower” of the incantation is metaphorical and likely refers to the fire that covers his body afterwards (as the actual flowers are described to closely resemble real fire).
“くすぶる欲望”, the name for Rollo’s unique magic is spoken aloud as “Dark Fire”, but it is written as “Burning Desire”. Again, this is a lyric lifted from the lyrics of Hellfire.
Rollo’s UM literally engulfs his body in flames, which he can freely control firebending lol. The magical fire is fueled by others’ fear and uneasiness.
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ROLLO’S IN HIS RIDDLE ROSEHEARTS ERA, HE’S FINALLY EMBRACING HIS INNER ARSONIST I KNEW HE COULD DO IT I KNEW HE COULD LOSE HIS SHIT 
ALSO, WE WERE SUPER CLOSE WITH THE DEAD LITTLE BROTHER THEORY 😭 Apparently Rollo’s little brother died very young. He unlocked his magic before Rollo did; he played around with his magical abilities and acted recklessly with them. He performed a fire spell he couldn’t control… which ended up claiming his life. Rollo wasn’t able to help him, as he unlocked his magic AFTER his little brother was already dead (and he claims that he is absolved of fault because he didn’t have magic at the time but come on, I think we all realize he probably has internalized guilt over it). Because of this, he resents magicians for not doing anything to help moderate or to restrain his brother’s magic use.
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HE’S CRYING, ROLLO IS CRYING
BRUH 😔 YOU REALLY GOT TA HIT US IN THE FEELS LIEK THIS????????????? I FEEL MY HEART BREAKING I’M NOT MADE OF STONE I’M NOT MADE OF SOMETHING STRONGER I’M LITERALLY GLASS RIGHT NOW
(THIS PART IS THEORIZING + ANALYSIS but there’s a flashback to Rollo’s past… and when his little brother calls out to him for help, there are rising flames in the background. This implies that his little brother died burning alive because he couldn’t control a fire spell… and Rollo couldn’t help even if he wanted to because he hadn’t gotten his own magic yet. As Azul points out, he must have been so conflicted when his own magical abilities awakened. THEN ROLLO LEARNS THE MAGIC THAT MAKES HIM “UNIQUE” IS ASSOCIATED WITH FIRE 🤡
Imagine how fucking traumatic that must be if his little brother was lost in the flames… And if that’s true, then it explains why Rollo has dialogue which implies he’s unhappy with himself, that he views his own magic as being “cursed”, on top of forming a disdain for magic (and particularly those who overindulge in it as his brother once did). Losing his brother would have made such a big impact on Rollo that it literally SHAPED what his unique magic would be… That death was an extremely traumatic formative experience. Then, in a cruel twist of fate, Rollo sees his own magical abilities are a constant reminder that he could not save his loved one, and the form it has taken is like a sin and the guilt he cannot scrub from himself. Rollo’s body literally sets on fire when he uses his unique magic—a horrifyingly reminder of his little brother’s body burning to a crisp before his eyes.
What must Rollo be thinking in that moment when he discovered his unique magic and every time he uses it after that? I can control the fire that my brother couldn’t. I survive when this fire consumes me, and my brother didn’t. Uh, no wonder why he describes his magic as “repulsive” 😔 and no wonder why he’s not scared to lose his own magic. He, in fact, believes it will be liberating.
And the fact that his Dark Fire is powered by negative emotions????? That’s… such a scary manifestation of Rollo’s own dark thoughts and emotions. The worse people feel, the worse the flames become… the stronger Rollo’s internalized guilt, the more hateful he became, until it ultimately culminated in this plot to steal all the magic from Twisted Wonderland. In his eyes, any amount of magic is dangerous—too little, and mages becomes jealous. Too much, and they become arrogant. Magic is that evil, the unease and the fear, that propels Rollo and his unique soul-defining spell.
Dark Fire fittingly defines him, his obsession, and his ambition. Most importantly, it gives him drive, and a cause to work toward. It is Rollo’s guiding light in an otherwise dark, sin-drenched world. This is reflected even in the incantation: “Scorch my soul and guide me.” Rollo’s “sin” is also, very ironically, the hope that propels him toward is own brand of “salvation” at the expense of all other magic users. Like Idia says, Rollo tries ro justify his actions by claiming it is for the good of all when, in reality, Rollo is just seeking salvation for himself. He wants to come to terms with all the guilt he has been burdened with: seeing his brother burn, coming down with the curse of magic, the blight of his unique magic… GOD HE’S. SO AWFUL OTL BUT ALSO SO DARK AND COMPLEX)
asgk dihasbioasbiadfbiadfbafds Anyway, back to canon!!
SO THEY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ROLLO AND. His punishment for all of this is… Well, none of his crimes are shared with people outside of NRC (like how they try to contain news of Jamil and Vil’s OBs in the main story) 😂 so Rollo still remains “pure” in the eyes of the NBC mobs that adore him, BUT he has to deal with the internal moral dilemma and turmoil.
Truly fitting for a villain who has already internalized so much self-hatred and guilt… Oh yeah, and he dances with Malleus at the end 😂 Happily ever after, I guess??
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Hi hi! Its me,🍯🎂 anon again! I had this idea of a request- could you do headcanons for the dormleaders with a trans male s/o? More specific one who uses a binder because he can't have top surgery yet( i'm trans male myself and in kinda the same situation). You can choose if will be sfw or notsafeforortho.
Binding with Dorm Leaders
Okay, this is kinda cracky. Dorm leaders don't know ur trans.
Riddle
This would never happen. He always knocks like a good boy because Mama raised a very mentally unwell gentleman
However, in the case where he doesn’t knock, assume hell is freezing over or there is an emergency.
Boy freezes. He just sees you taking off your shirt and assumes he immediately invaded your privacy.
He lets out a flustered mix of “Oh my goodness I’m so sorry” and “Lock the door next time.”
Leona
Look, bro. In the nicest way possible. He does not care.
Unless it looks like your binder is sucking the life out of you, he will not bat an eye.
He will just walk past you and nap on your bed, expecting you to join him when you're done. 
If you do become defensive or flustered he will just sneer and close his eyes, saying it's not a big deal.
You binded for nothing, it is bedtime.
Azul
Pray it never happens to you.
He lets out some weird yelp with his face all red before apologizing. Much like Riddle he also tells you to lock the door.
Slams it shut and has to calm down, especially if you ended up yelping.
But, he saw your binder. Big mistake. 
Contract time.
We have contacted you about your genders extended warranty
“Oh Yuu, why didn’t you tell me I would have helped you transition!” Now here sign this contract and he can get you a super high-tech binder and a transformation potion of sorts.
Yet despite the steep price you have to pay it is still cheaper than buying a bandaid from a US hospital.
Kalim 
Oh, it's not a big deal, as long as it isn’t to you.
He will just close the door behind him and continue what he was gonna talk about.
If you panic, he panics. He will freeze and you need to throw stuff at him for him to leave.
Would offer to help you bind, of course. But look here listen.
Do not let him help you.
Floyd can only dream of squeezing you as hard as he did.
Vil
Starts critiquing your binder since its not up to the latest trends/j
No, but in all seriousness, he would chastise you slightly for not locking the door, before stepping out.
If he notices you are binding wrong you will get a huge lecture and he will bind you himself, explaining the proper technique.
Out of all of them, he’s a true ally. He would most definitely offer some advice to help you feel more affirmed in your gender.
Sometimes it's hard to remember how kind Vil is when he’s a bitch on every occasion, but we stan Vil here.
Idia
You all know where this is going.
He shrieks and runs away so cartoonishly, that it leaves a trail of smoke like he came from the old racist rubber-hose Disney cartoons.
He will not speak to you for weeks.
Malleus
The only one here besides Vil with common sense.
He apologizes and steps out when he notices your changing
This scenario will never happen though.
He’s not invited.😔
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TBOSAS on Crack short take (21)
*When the 24 OG Mentors discussed The Hunger Games*
Clemensia: Ok. Be honest. Whoever annually watches the Hunger Games, raise your hands!
Everyone:. . .
Clemensia: Really?! No one? Well, I’m kinda relieved to see that.
Felix: Clemmie, we stopped watching Highbottom’s Killer Kids Game since we were in grade school.
Clemensia: But why though?
Androcles: Not fun.😔
Sejanus: Extremely and insanely cruel and inhumane.😡
Lysistrata: Fortunately, my mom said “no” because there were too many body parts flying on the screen.
Festus: I threw up my cheesecake the first time I saw a live decapitation on television.
Coryo: That’s your only reason?
Festus: Bro, you don’t understand. That was my last free cheesecake coupon for the whole year.🥲
Coryo: Well, I just quit watching the games the moment I saw a kid bit off another kid’s fingers.
Festus: So?
Coryo: He swallowed them.
Festus: Oh.
Coryo: You all know that I hate cannibals, right?
Persephone: *starts crying*
Coryo: Not you, Price.🙄
Livia: Well, I just don’t watch the games because it’s not really my cup of tea. I mean, there’s no romance, no gossips, no breakups-
Juno: Nothing. I gave it a zero.
Arachne: True. It lacks that ✨reality drama✨ that we girlies crave for.
Dennis: I watched it once with my mom and my very sensitive dad. Never again.
Coryo: Why? What happened?
Dennis: My poor daddy had nightmares for a whole year. Even now, he’s still crying about it.
Coryo: Wait. Is that why your mom now runs and rules the Capitol Black Market without him?
Dennis: Yup! My daddy officially decided to become a stay-at-home househusband.
Persephone: Like mine!😀
Dennis: No, Price. Not like yours.
Persephone: Not like mine? But my sweet daddy is also a stay-at-home househusband.
Dennis: For the wrong reasons.
Persephone: He’s just living his best werewolf life!
Coryo: No offense, Percy, but your sweet daddy is clinically insane.
Palmyra: Like us!😀
Coryo: I know that we’re all insane, but not Nero “I am a scary werewolf” Price insane.
Persephone: But-
Coryo: He hunts rabid raccoons for breakfast and howls at the moon.
Gaius: Cool.
Coryo: He also fought 10 wild coyotes, 5 Peacekeepers, and a stray brown bear for some lima beans once. It was epic.
Felix: Was he arrested?
Coryo: No. You can’t arrest a self proclaimed werewolf. It’s illegal.
Felix: Illegal? Who approved of that law?
Coryo: Your granduncle.
Felix: *sighs* That checks out.😑
Persephone: Aren’t we talking about the Hunger Games?🥲
Coryo: Oh, yeah. How about you, Moss? Why did you stop watching Highbottom’s Killer Kids Game?
Iphigenia: It’s too brutal for my liking. And my grocery store has a sh*tty TV. How about you, Ney Ney?
Vipsania: No introduction, no narrative, no story. Just plain killing.😪
Palmyra: There’s no food commercials after every kill!
Coryo: What the heck, Palm Palm!
Felix: My crazy granduncle- I mean, the President of Panem usually invites me over to one of his exclusive ✨THG Watch Parties✨, but after the 4th time watching, puking, and screaming, I just couldn’t stomach the gore anymore.
Clemensia: Ok? So if you’re in charge of The Hunger Games, what would you change? What would you like to do if you recreated the games from scratch?
Everyone: Everything!
Sejanus: And no killing!
Felix: Yeah! Let’s agree and write a “no killing” policy!
Coryo: Make sure to add the “no gore” and “no cannibalism” rule as well, Class Pres.
Felix: On it. *scribbles*
Apollo: Hear me out. ✨Hunger Games: Panem’s Next Top Model✨!
Diana: No! It should be ✨Hunger Games: Dancing With The Stars✨!🤩
Livia: Ew. Your ideas suck! It should be ✨Hunger Games: LOVE ISLAND✨!💅
Sejanus: No! ✨Hunger Games: The Great Panem Bake Off✨ is gonna be the best program ever!
Coryo: Babe, what are you talking about?! ✨Hunger Games: Panem’s Got Talent✨ is the superior show!
Io: No! You’re all wrong! ✨Hunger Games: 90 DAY FIANCÉ✨ will have the most views!
Hilarius: ✨Hunger Games: Single’s Inferno✨ is better and spicier!
Palmyra: Suck it, Hilari! ✨Hunger Games: Fear Factor✨ will be the most iconic show!
Urban: You guys are not thinking! ✨Hunger Games: Project Runway✨ is the best concept! Just you wait! I will revolutionize Panem’s fashion industry!
Festus: What?! No! You’re so wrong, Ban Ban! ✨Hunger Games: TOP CHEF✨ will revolutionize Panem’s food industry!
Domitia: I kinda agree with Creed.
Dennis: Yeah. A food competition sounds nice.
Persephone: Oh, c’mon! ✨Hunger Games: Big Brother✨ will be a certified classic!
Pup: You’re kidding, right? ✨Hunger Games: Panem’s Ninja Warrior, Ultimate Beastmaster✨ will get us the most sponsors!😎
Felix: Slow down! All of your ideas and suggestions are great!
Palmyra: Thanks!☺️
Felix: But I can’t keep up with all that shouting!
Livia: Just do your stupid job, Class Pres! And FYI, mine’s the best. So make sure to highlight ✨LOVE ISLAND✨.
Festus: Oh, Horn of Plenty! I have another great idea!
Coryo: Fire away, Creed.
Festus: Hear me out. ✨Hunger Games: Keeping Up With The Ravinstills✨!
Coryo: Festus, my dumpster brother from another mother, you are a certified genius!😂
Sejanus: I’ll even trade my scheming old man to see that show air anytime!
Felix: That doesn’t even make sense?! How can the Tributes participate on that show?!
Juno: No offense, Felix, but we also want to see the chaotic family drama that you and your cousins are currently living in.
Coryo: I kinda agree with Juno, Class Pres. I mean, just last week, four out of your eight uncles got arrested by your other four uncles, just because of “illegally” breeding Bichon Frisé puppies inside your crazy granduncle’s secret basement.
Felix: How did you even get that private information?!
Coryo: You told us yourself.
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spacelizzbian · 7 months
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Ahsoka s1 ep6
Love how they reminded us of the fact that there are "former imperials working at every level in the new republic" ain't no way they're getting back to the normal galaxy this episode? like bro, dw I didn't forget the New Republic kinda sucks 😂
Deadass thought Ahsoka was gonna spill on her world between worlds experience 💀
Hm, Ahsoka seeing Sabine giving the enemy the map as a fault of her own shortcomings as a teacher when it shows that she really was Anakin's padawan.
Urging Sabine to do what's right and putting feelings aside, while being unable to do that herself and fearing what could happen because of it..... this coming after the episode where Anakin's legacy and Ahsoka's unease with it was explored is 😭😭
Though it is throwing me off that she's still saying the same stuff as before her epithany last episode?
I understand it would be too easy if those fears caused by Anakin's betrayal would be healed after one episode and they probably wanna save that moment for a more exciting scene than her and Huyang sitting in the mouth of a space whale. But it'd have been better if Ahsoka showed that she has progressed in this regard?
I cannot believe they did the cheesiest thing and actually had Huyang say the thing.
This show so corny I love it
Pour one out for the Wolfren people, there was a prison on board lmao
God I hope he keeps his promise, he's a more interesting dark sider if he does
Something about them being so far from civilisation is actually creeping me out....
They were in hyperspace for all of the events of last episode, probably longer, that distance between galaxies is incomprehensible.
If anyone gets stranded or hurt they'd be so far away from help, the typical "fleet arrives to the rescue" at the last second can't happen now.
I don't think it's ever sunk in for me how hopeless Ezra must've felt being stranded here
A signal?!? Really??? That was fast lol
You know, for a literal different galaxy, I'd have expected this planet to look funkier.
Even Dathomir looked more mythical than this
I guess I take back all that dreadful pondering about being stranded far from home in a deserted galaxy cause apparantly there are fucking people living here
ok sure
Poor Sabine, not Jedi enough for Huyang, too Jedi for them witches 😔
I swear to god if they show us another iteration of order 66
I don't think I've ever commented on Shin and Baylan's designs but I love how they almost have a game of thrones fantasy knight vibe about them. Makes sense as this convo suggests they seek glory from the past.
Props to Kevin Kiner, the music is stealing Thrawn's intro scene
Wild guess Im throwing out there, Enoch is Ezra but like ... brainwashed as Savage was
Either that or he is deep undercover as one of those stormtroopers, that def sounds like something he'd do
Bro why there so much familiar kind of typical star wars life on this DIFFERENT galaxy?? 💀
OH HE JUST A BIG LIL PUPPER 🥺🥺
Damn, last episode really felt like clone wars in style and this one really feels like rebels lmao
Shin self identifying as a trained Jedi? Interesting.
Her doubting what Baylan is saying?
Oh?
I cannot wait for Baylan "destroy the past" Skoll to face off against Ahsoka "recently started healing from the wounds of the past" Tano again. I can practically feel the emotional culmination of this show and Ahsoka's character concluding
Oh these creatures are gonna get fridged so bad aren't they?
Ah shucks my wild angsty guess disproven so quickly
Tho Ezra just chilling with a bunch of lil creatures is also very him
They can sense Ahsoka approaching in the whale?¿?¿? That sure is convenient for them
Lmaoooooo Morgan is so angry she's like "sOMEONE FUCKIN KILL THIS DAMN WOMAN ALREADY IVE HAD IT
👏 UP 👏 TO 👏 HERE 👏
WITH HER IMMORTAL BS"
Thrawn upon learning Ahsoka's master was Anakin: "oh, psssht, I know what buttons to push, easy"
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batfam and phones:
dick- iphone user and annoying about it. literally the worst omg. speaker phone all the time good luck calling him to have a private conversation because it's gonna be all over town by the end of the day, possibly even the next city over depending on where he is. and he always wants to face time! you text him to ask a simple yes/no question and all you get back is 'ft me' like come onnnnnn bro 😩.
jason- based android user 🤪💖. does NOT vibe with how far phones have come since he died. no he does not wanna talk to the robot phone lady NO he is not giving the phone his fingerprint or letting it scan his face you are crazy you are weird what is wrong with you. he sucks so bad at facetime too he just doesn't get it. he also thinks airpods are stupid <3
tim- the kind of iphone user that should really get an android. refuses to put a case on his phone because he's a menace to society and his own wallet. it's actually so tragic because if anyone could get the most out of those fancy iphone camera features it would be tim but nooooooooo he dropped his phone from the top of the dinosaur in the batcave last week and now the only thing he can do on it is tell siri to call people 😒.
steph- iphone user but hot? idk. shes on her third pair of airpods this month but she would rather die than buy a wire headphone adapter. her phone is always goingoff because she's in every groupchat ever and she sets so many alarms but forgets why she set them in the first place. uses air drop for nefarious purposes (a rare win for jason nation on the phone front 🥳).
ex: (most embarrassing highlight reel of all time. if you didn't think she saw you you're wrong because she did 💖)
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duke- iphone user because bruce bought him his phone. he didn't wanna be rude! if he wasn't so worried about hurting bruce's feelings he'd switch to android so fast. will leave you on read intentionally as well as unintentionally it's his fatal flaw 💔. he's just not a big texter! he thinks about how to respond and then forgets to actually type it out and send it. you'd have better luck in a group chat rather than messaging him directly. his ringtone is probably some naruto op lol.
cass- also subjected to iphone because bruce bought her phone but she doesn't really care because she prefers being face to face anyway. do not call her she hates talking on the phone and she will not answer. she'll watch the phone ring and then text you after to get her point across. uses airdrop for good (jason nation loses once again 😔).
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bruce- iphone user but doesn't care about the whole debate. most of his kids have iphones so he has one to make getting in touch with them easier (sorry jason lol 🤭). sets his phone up on a stand so whenever you ft him he looks like he's in a zoom meeting. responses to texts are either entire essays or a simple 'k'. there is no in between.
damian- another bruce appointed iphone user who could not care less. also absolutely terrible at facetime. him and jason get it from talia 💖. tbh the only things he uses his phone for are, setting alarms, googling things for homework assignments and drawing references, and the cheese viking mobile game.
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fishtankwater · 5 months
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Good morning! could u do kazuichi nsfw alphabet :) gn or fem reader plsss and pref top reader have a nice day :D
OH THANK FUCK I FINALLY GOT A REQUEST
I was getting so bored waiting on one 😭
Uh anyway Tysm to this anon
AND HOLY SHIT I HAVE RSV. I AHVE A BABY VIRUS. A BABY VIRUS. SOBBING
Anyway my bad for ranting
Kazuichi souda x GN!Reader
CW- nsfw shit that’s it idk what to put here anymore 😭🤛🏻
Currently listening- Dumb Dick
A-Aftercare
Bro…Kaz would give so many kisses and praise the SHIT out of you. But if you degraded him he would need praise cuz let’s be honest he would think it’s true and probs cry
Also he’ll probably struggle to know what you want and ask 2663825372 questions. PLEASE shower with him after he wants it. Do it. You know you want to
B-Body part
Him- his muscles 💀
I forget he’s muscular sometimes it’s genuinely so weird to think abt. But PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SQUEEZE HIS BICEPS he loves it sm.
You- let’s be honest. The titties if u have em if not you chest in general
That whole vicinity is just chefs kiss to him If you have tits he will put his hands up ur shirt and squeeze them while cuddling and he’d probs calm them his “best friends” 💀
C- Cum
The first time he came as a kid he probably got scared cuz he didn’t know what it was and called his dad and was like “HELPPP” 😭. Ok I’m sorry for bullying him
His cum is probably sweet with a salty aftertaste if that makes sense and he cums a small amount so uh savor it while you can 😘
D-Dirty secret
Bro has so many pics of you naked in his camera roll he also records your moans/whimpers while y’all fuck tbh
AND HE SAVES EVERY VIDEO OF YOU HE CAN FIND he will become a professional stalker the second y’all become intimate or start dating
E-Experience
Unpopular opinion but I think he has a decent amount of experience like— not with women with the men AND HE WILL STILL DENY TAHT HE IS BISEXUAL “no I only did it because I was bored” AHHAHAHSHSHSJSHSJ
F-Favorite position
Please ride him. Please. Do it
OR SUCK HIM OFF IN THE SHOWER SUDHEHDHDBDJHE
“D-darlin-A-ah!”
STOP I CANT BRWTAHE
G- Goof Off
Depends what mood he’s in like sometimes he’ll be chillin laid back not caring how he acts and sometimes he’ll be stressed and just want to love you n shit
H- Hair
Def dyed his pubes pink LMAO
but there’s little to nonexistent hair
J-Jack off
Always thinks of you when it happens cuz he’s too embarrassed to ask for your help (poor baby)
L- Location
Anywhere anytime you ask he provides 💀
He prefers the bed to shower tho tbh
M-Motivation
Anything you do lol
But specifically seeing ur thighs, ass, or seeing you change or the thought of you showering like you being naked he has a urge to come in there with you tbh
N-Nuhuh
No hurting you bedsides a lil biting and maybe spanking. He also doesn’t wanna degrade you like he loves you and has no reason to think otherwise. Also other than overstim and biting he doesn’t wanna be hurt like bro 😔
O- Oral
Giver 💪🏻
Bro…the only time he will EVER overstim u is during oral like 😍 he loves your taste he can’t help it
When receiving he will buck his hips squirm whimper and cry tbh like out of happiness like it feels so good he can’t help it
P- Pace
Slow and steady wins the race
Bro will edge himself he doesn’t wanna go fast n hurt you to rush for it to be over he lovessss making love to you
Q- Quickies
“NOT HAPPENING!” -kazuichi souda
R-Risk
YES bro if your ok with it he will do it
He loves having public sex sm
S-Stamina
As long as you want him to go he will go
Wanna go for 5 hours? Ok bet he may not have much stamina that’s why he loves riding or cowgirl
T-Toy
Nope nada nee
HE wants to pleasure YOU not some toy
U-Unfair
No he would never but when you tease him he gets so shocked like jaw dropped to the floor but he loves it it’s like OSNHECSHSGHEHBRHEJHEH
V-Volume
WHIMPER-ER
Bro when he does moan he will moan so loudly too like are you trying to get the neighbors to call the cops on us??
W- Wild card
He gets jealous of gundham and pulls you aside to fuck the shit out of you like one of the only times he ever told you is when he’s jealous
X-X-Ray
I watched a video on yt that gives headcannon dog their dick size and tbh it seems kind of accurate his was 5 inches which I think it would maybe like that or 6 inch anywhere between 5-6 inches tbh (6inch= 15.24 centimeters 5inch= 12.7 centimeters for my non American people)
Y-Yearning
He’s horny 24/7/365 ok shut up
Z-ZZZZZZZ
He will be tired but try to stay awake to eat drink take a shower and then he’s out 😘
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nishipostitz · 9 months
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hi i really liked your 'haikyuu boys seeing you in revealing clothing for the first time'. could you write the same prompt with noya, kageyama, kenma and iwaizumi or whoever u want, really. i apologize in advance if you don't take requests, feel free to reject this
ive actually been wanting requests bc i dont have any inspo to write rn 😭 so this was a god send 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 alright lets go 🤠
IM SO SORRY HOW LATE I POSTED THIS 😭 ive been so unmotivated to write lately 😣✌️
part 2 to ‘how haikyuu boys would react to you wearing revealing clothes’
iwa, noya, kags, and kenma x gn!reader
tw! it’s gonna be suggestive if im being honest. uh the gn!reader turned into a fem!reader in noya’s.. sorry yall. yall im sorry kenma sounds like a perv 😔
iwaizumi
- if im being honest, he goes to the gym regularly
- so hes used to it… but
IWAI SAW YOUR LATS!! and he loves them. also bc youre only wearing short shorts that show off those quads and he just. wow. he loves them. bc yk him
noya
- this man has never seen the real deal
- bc i just know he has posters and magazines
but noya never actually took initiative to see the package for himself. so when he saw you wearing an oversized sweater with booty shorts on, he literally had steam coming out of every pore on his head bc of how flustered he was. yeah kiyoko was his crush, but he never imagined himself to be interested in another woman. especially asahi’s sister 😟. bc how could jesus asahi have a sister like you? noya didnt even intend to look at you. he just so happened to look in your direction when you were walking up the stairs. and asahi noticed.. surprisingly. “i can hook you up man. my older sister has been quite lonely lately. but you have to do something for m-“ noya didnt even think twice. if asahi could help him land a date with you, he’d do it. “asahi hook me up!”
kageyama
- you already know
- this man is so handsome but he has no game
ok so.. to sum it up. he was happily enjoying his lone time, watching highlights from his play, and he heard a noise from outside. it was you, washing cars on the driveway. kageyama was so shocked to see you washing cars, because a, who does this in february, b, why on a driveway, and 3, why are you wearing barely anything. kageyama was literally so flustered, but like why dude… 💀 y/n cant even see you. but yeah…. lets say kageyama dirtied up his parents’ cars so he could see you again………….
(guys im sorry kageyama’s sucked 😔)
kenma
- my bro is literally gaming
- he turns and he sees you walking past his door
*shiver me timbers did i see that right???* he thought. first things first, he was on a twitch stream so he cannot possibly act up rn. and two, why were you in his house? wasn’t just kuroo supposed to come over? but its fine. he got some good views, but he was very flustered and shy. but that really motivated him to win many of his games. after he finishes his games, he went downstairs to see what you and kuroo were doing. kenma couldnt look you in eye after seeing you wear such a small amount of clothing. a tank and shorts. kenma almost got a nosebleed… 😔
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real-total-drama-takes · 10 months
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im bored and kinda high so heres my opinion on all the reboot characters
caleb - is a character
axel - im just as gay for her as the next guy but there's no way in hell she's final two next season lol but i wanna hold hands w her
nichelle- yass girl give us nothing 🥰
scary girl - idc idc she was funny asf but i am glad she went early bc if she stayed any longer i wouldve hated her lol
damien - one of the best things to come from the reboot and yall are doing him a huge disservice shipping him w priya 🥴 that shit is so boring but honestly? there might be something there somebody's gotta make me a believer tho. CONVINCE ME
mk - as a bitter, annoying, sarcastic individual myself i could not stand this bitch omg 💀 her character has a ton going for it but all they did w her is make every single one of her lines sarcastic n shit and i was BORED
raj - dumb gay man i love him
wayne - dumb ace man i love him
ripper - bro just wasnt funy. i dont get why they make characters who just pride themselves in being nasty n shit kind of a waste of development idk
zee - we can all agree that he was great but he gives me early boot vibes for next season bc like if we're demanding development for all the first season early boots then he's just gonna be there ig. dumb can only get you so far yknow?
chase - him and emma both are such wasted potential like BREAK THE HETEROS UP OMG their relationship dragged the second half down so bad like chase is just bad for the sake of being bad. like he wasn't even funny either just a waste of space by the time he was gone 😭
emma - first i'll say im glad we got a plus sized girl w some fucking athletic ability beCause THEY EXIST yay happy but anyway she was so funy until she got back with chase and that whole shit w him throwing that challenge for pizza was so DUMB like she honestly thought he did that shit for her 💀 like she was CONVINCED bro the straight delusion was insane
julia - she was the bad bitch we all needed and deserved but i cannot sit here and let you mfs say that she played the game well bc she absolutely DID NOT. girlie had no actual strategy other than winning and thas not even a strategy. even her trying to "manipulate" chase that one time sucked too lmao. bro her goal was to get everyone to hate her and win out of spite that shit is so dumb but it's so her so idc we love her anyway
millie - there were so many times where i lowkey forget she existed lmfao i don't even dislike her it was just "oh yea she here too lol" but i gotta say it kinda feels like they used her as a scapegoat to make writing her outta the finale easier idk maybe it's just me. but her crying after bowie clowned her ass when she was eliminated was the funnies bit in the entire show i was giggling n shit bc she honestly did that to herself lmao rip
priya - people compare her to zoey and sky way too much honestly (its me, im people) but when you look at it we have a mary sue that was infuriating to watch , the same girl but olympic flavored whos existence i have to be reminded of every two months, and priya. priya is perfectly fine and she was a nice winner even if i knew she was gonna win the second she was onscreen lolZ but when she read millie's notebook and absolutely demolished her ego i was living. like girlie ate her up w absolutely no crumbs left idc
bowie (the real winner) - i was fully prepared and ready to hate this twink istg. like i was in my homophobic era and ready the second his name was called but omg i love him sm. he was the queen i never knew i needed in my life. and to all the mfs who say his gayness is his entire personally have never met an fem black man and it shows 💀 idc what anyone says he's the best writer character in the entire show 🤭 as much as i love him i cannot let his fit slide. the pearls can stay bc those were a serve but the pants??? THE FUCKING PANTS??? THOSE FUCKING FLOOD WARNING HIGH WATERS.?? why would they do him like that omg. fits like that are why we get hate crimed 😔
ok im done good luck to anyone who actually reads this lmao
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@organized-chaotic-disaster I totally see what you mean 😭 (tho I haven’t played the Derek or Baxter DLCs myself). Tbh I think the main reason you can’t be poly is the fact that it would be hard to implement in an already complex game with high customization of your experience, especially since it’s written by one person— idk how they’d do that tbh. And I know GB has gone on record to say that Cove wouldn’t be down for a poly relationship, but it still sucks to not have the option. I understand why poly relationships aren’t really a thing in games— a combination of monogamy being the norm irl and the difficulty in implementing the mechanic itself —but I hope one day those barriers can be broken down so it becomes an option 😭 And sorry if any of this comes across as me coming for you or something, that’s not my intention!!! I just had some thoughts I wanted to share. Overall I definitely agree that things like this could and should be handled better, and hopefully will be with future games with dateable NPCs— I’d love to explore that myself, and I wish I could with OL.
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Mm, It's certainly not impossible to add in those features [the FH series, for example, is a single writer and they've added in poly options upon fan requests] but, I can understand not wanting to put the extra work in yeah, especially since the creator has been saying for a while now that "this is the last thing I'll do for olba" like, they seem to be really trying to move on to the next project, so I get it.
It's also why I don't expect to ever get any resolution for this😔but it still does make me very sad because I really do love this game so much, it's one of the few forms of media out there that make me feel comfortable/understood/safe with myself and the lack of a poly option really takes away from that feeling quite a bit.
My main gripe though is that there isn't any conversation at all about it. Like, that just takes away from the experience of the game.
Once you choose to date Baxter, everyone just goes 'Error 404' on you and seems to outright forget that you were basically setting up to and expected to marry Cove. That, to me, reads like a failing of writing.
Like, there should be some dialogue, y'know? Cove should be able to question your relationship, even in a round-about and self-concious/self-serving way, there should be some tension there where he has to tackle his very real feelings for you and you can possibly do the same for him but, there's just none. Like, if you flirt with him in Step 2, have that romantic tension carry over to Step 3 he shouldn't be able to just shrug off all his feelings instantly. Feelings don't work that way, bro😂It just bugs me that it's so inorganic and unable to be explored. Cove and MC have a lot of history, they should be able to talk about it in every aspect, y'know?
Also! Not ranting at you specifically, lmao! I'm just sharing my feelings. Thank you so much for replying to me, I really enjoyed reading your thoughts! It's also just nice to see that someone out there also wants the poly options like me🥺we got too much love in our wee little hearts for this single romance bs lmaooo
I lowkey wish there was a mod community for games like these😂ngl, it'd be nice to just have a mod that ignored certain flags or something so that you could at least have the romantic tension still there with Cove while you romance someone else. It doesn't fix the lack of dialogue option but it'd be better than the clear and noticable lack of what was clearly there before. At least then it'd be easier to pretend there was something to bite into lol
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