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nishipostitz · 8 months

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since its my birfday, im writing a special 🥳

haikyuu x reader

boys who would come up with a plan with your friends to make your day magical. they would plan out places you and your friends would go to for your birthday. cafe dates, lunch, anywhere. and he’ll be there early and pay for all your expenses. you got a pastry and a drink? he paid ahead for it. his card was on file. you even got your meal paid for. and the excuses were just “oh youre the 100th order” and “on the house” and whatnot. you thought you were the luckiest person there was. to end the day, he would surprise you with himself and shower you with even more gifts. he loves you so so much

notes - inspired by missmangobutt’s recent vlog 😉

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nishipostitz · 8 months

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how theyd react to you having someone else as your wallpaper hc?

atsumu, kageyama, tsukki, oikawa, kenma, and bokuto x gn!reader

tw! nothing really. its just fluff. mentions of phone jacking and hacking

atsumu is offended, thank you very much. hes like “gasp!! how come your wallpaper is anyone BUT me?? this is ridiculous!” and youre here smacking your own forehead. damn hes pretty dramatic you think. so you give him some kisses and then take a secret photo of him while hes distracted and set it as your new wallpaper. he whines bc it isnt the best pic(every pic is tsum’s best pic) of him. but you tell ‘im, “its either this or i change it back to what it was before” so he just goes along with it

kageyama/tsukki are baffled bc why have someone else as your wallpaper. they will beat him em up. like both of them will hunt down whoever is on your screen. yall in japan rn? your wallpaper is jaemin from nct? you know he’ll fly to korea and be like “yo jaemin! y/n is mine buddy, back off!” and youd be so embarrassed. but hey, you were in jaemin’s proximity 😍😍

oikawa does not like it. bc hes your one and only, how dare anyone else be your wallpaper besides his amazing self. so he jacks your phone and changes it to a quick selfie he just took to place as your wallpaper.

kenma hacks your phone and changed it to himself(oik is jacking, kenma is full on hacking from a computer ). bro infiltrated your phone… bc kenma is just that good. but not just any picture. its a cute picture you cant even deny or have the heart to change it.

bokuto gets gloomy and depressy. and then he goes around following you “babyyy why not me? pick me. choose me” and youre so confused. until he claws at your phone and starts pointing at the screen do you realize hes salty about someone else as your wallpaper. and so you sooth him by letting him sleep on your lap, then you take a pic of him and make it your new wallpaper. bokuto wakes up as a happy man once again

notes - what i whipped up at 1 am. excuse any mistakes

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nishipostitz · 8 months

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kageyama x athletic!reader who does track and field ?

kageyama x athletic!reader

notes - this brings back memories bc i used to run track 🥹writing this as im half asleep, i apologize 🤞🙏🙏

tw! none so far

you guys were not like a hush hush couple, you just didnt flaunt around the fact that you were dating. whenever any of your friends tried to hook you up, you’ll just be like “i have a boyfriend” and your friends will get the shock of their lives when they hear its kageyama. basically, you guys were kinda like the golden couple. both were star players on their teams and you guys just had an intimidating aura. but your were still approachable. kageyama always made time to go watch your meets and you would make time to support him at his games. during your meets, he would sit in the crowds and admire you. the way you’re the anchor of the relay and vaulting team makes him realize how he scored a gem like you. when you run, you make it all look so easy. everybody cheering you on and celebrating when you win the race. when you support kageyama’s games, you always try to be the loudest and most supportive. decked out in all kageyama. with his uniform, a hat with his face on it, and a speaker to cheer him on. kageyama would get all shy and stuff, but deep down he really appreciated how supportive you were. after every game or meet, both of you would go out on a date to really enjoy each other’s presence after a long day. all in all, he really likes the idea of having an athletic lover because they would understand him more, and he wouldn’t feel like he’s all alone when he’s not having a good play day because you would understand him better. kageyama also likes the idea of having a running buddy.

#haikyuu fanfiction #fanfiction #fluff #anime boy #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu!!#haikyuu comedy #fanfic #kageyama headcanons #kageyama #kageyama fluff #kageyama tobio #hq kageyama #kageyama x reader

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nishipostitz · 9 months

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running buddies

ushijima, iwai, kageyama, bokuto, hinata, and oikawa x gn!reader

notes - ngl, this is really self indulgent bc i always thought like, how come readers are never working out with them? since im a runner, i wanted to write something where i can represent my athletic readers and have the reader actually participate in the activities.. ykwim 😭

tw! none so far. just.. running 💀 lowkey boring. whoops

youre not exactly an early bird, but once you wake up, the adrenaline starts pumping and youre no longer dreading the run. waking up is hard, but once you start running and feeling it in your veins, you’re unstoppable. which is why youre compatible with him! he like to wake up early and go on his runs, and you enjoy the feeling of running. the run just clears your mind and gives you time to enjoy the scenery while everyone else is still asleep. giving you time to appreciate your surroundings and explore new areas. a bonus, catching up on podcasts (totally not canon). and while youre running, your mind is distracted by the man running beside you. he always motivates you to keep going and push yourself. not only has he improved your stamina, but your overall athleticism. getting together with him was a life changer, not only did he make you happier, your life and everything changed for the better. youre healthier, much brighter and just overall happier. but one thing, running is also just really calming and intimate in a way where nothing else can compare.

totally not a canon event bc i started doing my morning runs again my has my life been better. i dread the thought of actually running, but once i start running, i love the feeling. so this is just something i thought of while on a run 😭

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nishipostitz · 9 months

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how jujutsu kaisen men get their first kiss

tw! geto x gojo, fluff, crack, kissing?¿ 😭 choso’s brothers mentioned. not taken seriously. not really an x reader or x anyone

starring!!! gojo, yuuji, megumi, and choso

gojo

it was in his second year of high school, there was this pretty annoying fan girl following gojo all around and begging him to date her. one day gojo was fed up and whisked up a plan to get rid of the fan girl for good. “i swear gojo i do not want to be doing this. youre stinky, too!” but gojo was not gonna let up. so he offered geto something ans he agreed to the plan. the plan was; have geto let down his hair and just sit nice on the bench. gojo would write a note and tell the fan girl to meet him under the cherry blossoms. so when the girl arrived, she would see gojo and geto kissing and get the hint “oh this man is taken”. but to geto’s dismay, the bench’s legs were a little unleveled so when gojo say down, geto slid down the bench and they actually kissed. lets say they both cried after that. but geto cried harder 😭

yuuji

he was only in elementary and he was just playing on the playground with his buddies. and suddenly, this really nice girl in his class came up to him and started hanging out with him. yuuji’s really nice so he let her play with him and his buds. when recess was over, they went to their desks to start working on classwork again. the girl gave him a lil peck on the lips and ran away. yuuji was so surprised what had happened and started crying because A) it was his first kiss and B) he didn’t know her that well and he wanted to save his first kiss to someone he actually cared for. so yuuji was a sobbing mess for the rest of class until megumi knocked him out with a textbook saying “i gave him a real reason to cry” he loves him.

megumi

he would rather admit his first kiss was with his demon dogs than admit he never kissed a real human before. poor baby 😔

choso

choso was keeping me entertained with his idea. so basically, he gave away his first kiss to a curse because it threatened him “kiss me now or your younger brothers get it” and without a second thought he kissed the curse. the curse didn’t even want a kiss. it only wanted to eliminate his brothers, but who knew he loved his brothers so much 🤷‍♀️ i love choso jail me

hopefully the gojo one was funny bc i got the idea before my nap and .. hehe

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nishipostitz · 9 months

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hi i really liked your 'haikyuu boys seeing you in revealing clothing for the first time'. could you write the same prompt with noya, kageyama, kenma and iwaizumi or whoever u want, really. i apologize in advance if you don't take requests, feel free to reject this

ive actually been wanting requests bc i dont have any inspo to write rn 😭 so this was a god send 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 alright lets go 🤠

IM SO SORRY HOW LATE I POSTED THIS 😭 ive been so unmotivated to write lately 😣✌️

part 2 to ‘how haikyuu boys would react to you wearing revealing clothes’

iwa, noya, kags, and kenma x gn!reader

tw! it’s gonna be suggestive if im being honest. uh the gn!reader turned into a fem!reader in noya’s.. sorry yall. yall im sorry kenma sounds like a perv 😔

iwaizumi

- if im being honest, he goes to the gym regularly

- so hes used to it… but

IWAI SAW YOUR LATS!! and he loves them. also bc youre only wearing short shorts that show off those quads and he just. wow. he loves them. bc yk him

noya

- this man has never seen the real deal

- bc i just know he has posters and magazines

but noya never actually took initiative to see the package for himself. so when he saw you wearing an oversized sweater with booty shorts on, he literally had steam coming out of every pore on his head bc of how flustered he was. yeah kiyoko was his crush, but he never imagined himself to be interested in another woman. especially asahi’s sister 😟. bc how could jesus asahi have a sister like you? noya didnt even intend to look at you. he just so happened to look in your direction when you were walking up the stairs. and asahi noticed.. surprisingly. “i can hook you up man. my older sister has been quite lonely lately. but you have to do something for m-“ noya didnt even think twice. if asahi could help him land a date with you, he’d do it. “asahi hook me up!”

kageyama

- you already know

- this man is so handsome but he has no game

ok so.. to sum it up. he was happily enjoying his lone time, watching highlights from his play, and he heard a noise from outside. it was you, washing cars on the driveway. kageyama was so shocked to see you washing cars, because a, who does this in february, b, why on a driveway, and 3, why are you wearing barely anything. kageyama was literally so flustered, but like why dude… 💀 y/n cant even see you. but yeah…. lets say kageyama dirtied up his parents’ cars so he could see you again………….

(guys im sorry kageyama’s sucked 😔)

kenma

- my bro is literally gaming

- he turns and he sees you walking past his door

*shiver me timbers did i see that right???* he thought. first things first, he was on a twitch stream so he cannot possibly act up rn. and two, why were you in his house? wasn’t just kuroo supposed to come over? but its fine. he got some good views, but he was very flustered and shy. but that really motivated him to win many of his games. after he finishes his games, he went downstairs to see what you and kuroo were doing. kenma couldnt look you in eye after seeing you wear such a small amount of clothing. a tank and shorts. kenma almost got a nosebleed… 😔

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nishipostitz · 11 months

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Your writings are so good🤩

this is too nice 🥹🥹🥹 i afyually love you so much 🫶🫶🫶🫶

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nishipostitz · 1 year

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haikyuu boys who made time capsules with you

starring! hinata, tendou, bokuto x gn!reader

tw! drinking in hinata’s and bokuto’s, mention of cemetery in tendou’s. it’s not a bad thing though! maybe? idk..

hinata would be such a cutie when opening the capsule with you. he has a very vivid memory of how you even agreed to make a capsule. the capsule was made 5 years back when both of you were in your third year of high school. you guys had just started dating then. hinata may have forgotten how you ended up making a capsule, but he would never forget what was put inside of it. okay, it might be gross to hear now, but he probably put a piece of a steam bun in there or something. or maybe a snatched hairtie from the coach.. or maybe a cigarette butt, idk, that guy is..... anyways, what you buried inside was nothing that special. just a pencil that hinata had given you when you forgot your pencil pouch at home. some other things, like stickers you would put on your notebook and EVERYTHING. so when you guys opened up the capsule, the amount of memories rushing back inside your heads was enough to make you both nostalgic. and so after that, you guys called up the karasuno team to plan a hangout, even inviting coach ukai for some drinks because everyone is legal!

tendou introduced the idea of the time capsule at first. you were questioning the suggestion, but you were also intrigued. because in your mind, you thought that the time capsule wouldn’t even be stay underground for more than a week or so. but lo and behold, you forgot about it after burying it.... tendou and you weren’t really dating yet. you guys were in the friends but mutual pining stage. so still shy. like c’mon, you guys BOTH know you got a thing for each other, but no one wants to say anything first. aside from that, tendou suggested the idea because he wanted to see where you guys would be in the future when you actually open the capsule. so now as you two are a couple, you came back to where you buried the capsule and dug it out. the spot was not the best because it was really close to a grave site. your high school selves would’ve never guessed the cemetery would expand this much. so you were getting the dirty looks from some people. like ‘have they got no shame doing this is broad daylight?’ and all that... but alas! you got the capsule out and the people around you had released a breath they didn’t know they were holding. inside, you saw a magazine that tendou would share with ushijima. you also found some treats in there. but what you both were surprised to see were his finger tapes. oh the memories

bokuto was dead beat drunk when he randomly mentioned the idea of the time capsule to you. you had actually forgotten about it. so you dragged drunk bokuto with you to sober him up. surprisingly, he was able to remember where it was. it was no surprise that it would be outside of akaashi’s house though.. but him being drunk and all, you guys decided to reminisce the past. bokuto had snuck out of practice early that day, saying how his mom fell down the stairs- and you both gathered all the things you wanted to bury. bokuto laid out his singular knee pad, a ball pump, a piece of a sandwich, while you had stolen some drunk guy’s alcohol bottle off the street and your diary. bokuto was confused at first, but when you explained why you had an alcohol bottle, he understood. “I wanted to see if we would be able to drink when we come back to dig this out”. so here you were, both cringing and ‘ew’ ing at the old bottle. “I may be drunk, but I know gross when alcohol when I see one” and you both broke out into fits of laughter.

let me know if you guys want a part two or not!! because I kinda wanna write for more characters, but I've run out of ideas T_T and feel free to request anything! for now, I'm willing to write about anyone and anything LOL

#bokuto #bokuto fanfic #haikyuu!!#hinata fluff #haikyuu hinata #hinata x reader #fluff #anime #anime boy #tendou #tendou fluff #haikyuu fluff

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nishipostitz · 1 year

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haikyuu characters x gn!reader

tw! none for now. just fluff

he was the boy your parents wanted you to bring home. before you woke up, he would've already finished making your breakfast. he had opened all the curtains, folded the fresh laundry, and possibly cleaned your bags... he was so fond of you. every little thing he did showed how much he cared for you. in return, he wanted your love, and you were never coming short of that. walking out of the house to your next destination, the car would already be warm or cool for you before you enter. his job was always opening the door for you. on some days, if he's feeling extra generous, he would do the iconic drama seat belt thing.. hehe.... anyways- if you guys were going to classes, he would carry your bags for you while you walk to class and get you seated in class before you leave. if you were shopping, he would push the cart and hold your things. now, moving on to food dates. upon leaving the house, he would rush to the car to open the door for you. then when you arrived, he would get out of the car and open the door for you. entering the restaurant, he would pull out your chair and push it in for you. honestly, he was just really in love with you and you really don't understand how. he has treated you the best out of your last relationships. he was really the ideal.

kita, iwai, daichi, ushijima, kageyama, kuroo, yaku, akaashi, sugawara, asahi, osamu, aran, sakusa, hinata, makki

finals and exams are coming up!! so I haven't been alive nor writing lately, so this post might've been just a sht post.. sorry guys!!

#akaashi fic #kita shinsuke #iwaizumi fluff #ushijima fic #kageyama fluff #kuroo fluff #yaku x reader #sugawara fluff #asahi fluff #osamu fanfiction #sakusa fanfiction #haikyuu hinata #makki x reader #haikyuu #anime #hq fluff #fluff

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nishipostitz · 1 year

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i like bungou stray dogs, haikyuu, jujutsu kaisen, sk8 ♾️, saiki k and knb

you can call me jelly :p

masterlist

haikyuu

from oldest to newest

suna literally the title is just ‘suna’ 💀

haikyuu duos + you throwing up during a gathering(multi character)

kita as food shop worker (coulve worded it better)

kenma

haikyuu boys reaction to revealing clothes | part 2

how their lips feel when getting a lil kissy kids

reactions after having a dream/nightmare

what theyd buy for your birthday

haikyuu men as brothers best friend series (ip. no actual m.l for this, so its just the first part, but there are links!!)

you or them saying “id give you head”

how they propose

iwa

when youre in public

perfect boys.

time capsule

running buddies

kageyama

how they react to someone else as your wallpaper

birthday special

jjk

how theyd react to your lame joke

jjk men’s first kiss

#haikyuu fanfiction #fanfiction #fluff #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu!!#toji fluff #jjk megumi #jjk choso #jujutsu kaisen choso #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu sorcerer

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nishipostitz · 1 year

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when youre in public

multi character x gn!read

tw! non consensual touching

he sees a man lovingly pat his significant other’s bum. but he also sees the significant other flinch and try to move away. (for context, my man rn is far away and just left the bathroom 😭) then, he saw clues. this significant other was wearing the exact thing you did, and had the same body outline. ‘oh shoot’ he thought. ‘THATS MY BAE!’ then he ran to your rescue and beat the other guy for violating you ❤️‍🩹

bokuto, atsumu, hinata, daichi, iwa, yaku, SEMMMI SEMMMMIIIIII, aran, sunarin, my man sakusa.

would go shopping with you and refer to you as “my significant other” to the cashiers, waiters/waitresses, honestly, anyone that would listen. always showing you off. “im going to buy this bag for my lovely.” and well, youre kinda shy about it but its CUTE too.

oikawa, atsumu x2, suga, asahi, tendou ❤️, sunarin x2, aran, bokuto……………..

the one taking pics of you for your social media page. would take SO many candid photos of you. 99% of his camera roll is you, the rest are irrelevant. his words, not mine.

kuroo, aone, ukai, tsukki, yams, kageyama, iwa x2, kunimi, kenma, AKAAAAAASHIIIIIIII, ushiwaka, kita, sunarin

take pics for HIS social media page. but like, man LITERALLY has a fan account for you. people are jealous of him, or maybe you? jealous of him because he scored such a perfect person. but jealous of you for even finding him in the first place 🤨. like, how much was he?

nishi, tanaka 😋, matsu, lev, kita x2, samu, SUNARIN X3, bokuto x2, TENDOUUUUU x2

you married him

kita

this was a draft from like october or something and ive just been too lazy to complete it. anywasy, this is probably the last thing i’ll write for this year 🥳 should i also write for jjk and bsd? or just stay with haikyuu for now?

so merry belated christmas everybody!! hopefully everyone enjoyed their times!! and now, happy early new years to all readers and writers that found this post! i wish everyone good health, happiness, wealth, and a success new start!! and receive a lot of red envelopes 😉

bye guys!!!

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nishipostitz · 1 year

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imagine

my, you were an angel in his eyes. in his whole career and lifetime, he’s never seen anyone as beautiful as you.

nothing much, but iwaizumi is a tsa agent. he has been working for a few years, pretty nonchalant. but today, there was just something in you that caught his eye.

at first, it could have been you having a suspicious object in your luggage. but no, that was just his excuse. it was when you lowered your mask to confirm your identify at the check point did he really pay attention to you.

something about you. at least he knows your name. he sees you struggling to take off your boots and place them on the belt. iwaizumi also sees you getting checked with the scanner.

but your luggage had something suspicious inside. he was called to do the search. and while he was searching, he could feel your gaze on his body. it was now did iwaizumi appreciate those workouts he does everyday.

turns out, you were just bringing these specially boiled eggs back home. home. thats when it hits him. you’re just a tourist that’s going home, and he is living here. the chances are slim of him seeing you again.

maybe you achieved your goal of being someone’s airport crush. just, without knowing, of course.

before you left, he mustered up courage to come up with an excuse. “we would like to examine your boiled eggs. so would you please write down your po address and your phone number for results later?”. he was proud.

“if you wanted my number, you could have asked.” - “iwaizumi?” he nodded. man, iwa was a blushing mess. yk spaghetti sauce right, yeah. that’s him rn.

but that incident was a a few years ago. iwaizumi was bribed to move over to you. now, you both live with each other. stable and healthy

now re-read the first line :D

sorry was that too mean? nah. dk, dc

hopefully, this fic wasnt boring. yes, ik i have bad word choices. its always “hope it wasnt bad” as an outro. i have no creativity. cause id just post something then dip for a whole month. this whole fic, i tried my best to make it gn yk? so if there are some things that need fixi bc, just comment below 👇

in my yter era 🤟

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nishipostitz · 2 years

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how haikyuu men propose

gn!reader x various characters

tw! joke mention of sexy time in first one, just fluff. none tbh

will put sunscreen on his back as “will you marry me” and tan on the beach or anywhere that’s tan-able. he’ll lift up his shirt and show you. hehehhahaha. probably during sexy time or idk, like the shower after the beach 😭. not the MOST romantic, but it’s humorous and he’ll do a more acceptable one later on!!

bo, noya, hinata, oikawa, atsumu, daichi

helicopter trip. to show the written will you marry me on the beach or somewhere else. ok let’s say he’s a rich ceo, or just rented out a helicopter for a while, and youre in a helicopter with him flying over the beach or some high buildings. the beach would have the words “will you marry me?” dug into it. or, it could he shells, but aligning them is a pain in the ass. but who wouldnt go extra measures for their love? and for the buildings, he sets up flowers in those very words. you DID in fact say yes, and it was a total success!!

sakusa, akaashi, ushijima, suga

(you both know morse code) and he proposes through the wall. maybe while youre showering? ok, so you were like studying or doing things in the room right next to his, so he decided to knock on the wall in morse code. you were thrown off guard by the question. so you went outside and there he was, kneeling, ready to ask for your hand in marriage. and the showering situation, LMAO, that just sounds awkward 💀

kageyama, tanaka, osamu, futakuchi

they hang the sign on your ceiling. so its the first thing you see waking up. (lets pretend everyone sleeps facing up). funny funny. waits until like the ass crack of dawn when they know youre KNOCKED out and they start taping up the poster board with the question. and luckily, the first thing you wake up to, is the sign. except, it was UPSIDE DOWN… but you were able to understand it and thats all that mattered. now youre 4 years in the marriage living a lavish and happy life 😼

iwai, lev, yams, tendou, asahi, semi

man is rich and does a proposal on a yacht. like, he is getting it DONE. he loves you and you love him. why not propose right then and now?

suna. kuroooooo, mad dog. goshiki

youre both introverts, so it was a private proposal 🥰🥰🥰 honestly what i want

kita, sakusa 2.0, kenma, yaku, its lowkey giving aone 🫶 , tsukki

hopefully, i didnt miss anyone 🙏🙏🙏 lmao, i came up with this last month at like 1-2 am right before going to sleep, so i just HAD to write it in my notes or else i would forget. luckily, i didnt. its stilk kinda boring LOL

uh, was this fun to read? and any suggestions for anything else?

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nishipostitz · 2 years

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you or them saying “id give you head” as a (not)joke

pairing - gn!reader x kags, ushi, tendou, kenma, oikawa, tsuki and bo

tw!! slight suggestive themes, nothing too sexy sexy,

lets start with the guys that would be on the receiving end

kags 🫶

he is flustered..!! “p-pardon?!” you put your hands on both sides of his head, jokingly pushing his head down. “or would you like it the other way?” you ask. he wants to just melt away. ‘this is so embarrassing’ he thinks. “youre joking” he says softly. and you chuckle. “idk. i might not be” you replied. “throughout my life, ive spent it with you” he starts off. and youre starting to get scared(not) that he could be agreeing. “and you’ve never had a bf. that just means you have little experience. i wouldnt take head from a newbie” your expression drops. “so YOUVE received?” “possibly?” the remaining of the day was spent with you chasing kageyama around still thinking he never told you. even though he lied.

ushi 💪

would probably be like; “you cant. im just too much” which makes you gag. his reply didnt make you back off. “whatever, go big or go home, yk?” you said with a smirk and tying your hair up. now, ushi is scared. ‘either everything goes down the drain, or it could go really well!’ he thought trying to stay positive. the higher beings may have listened to his prayers and gave him the latter. he has his dream gf, just no head 😔

kenma 🤘

just literally says “then get under the desk and get it over with” he honestly doesnt care. free head? sure! “you really thought i meant that?” you asked. he looked over at you, “you really think i wouldnt get your pranks after being friends with you for so long?” you pouted. another failed prank. when will he ever fall for anything? this just left you to find new ways to prank him.

tendou 🙌

i mean. well. ok look. “id love to have your head. it’d be a great trophy!” “seriously?” he nodded. you ended up crying into a pillow whilst he laughed. dont worry he also felt bad. so to make up to you, he gave you head.. 😳

now the ones saying it

OIKAWA HANDS DOWN.

so.. yeah…well you see. WHOS NAÏVE ENOUGH TO DECLINE HEAD FROM THE GREAT KING. yeah he said it as a joke. but after your “yes, my king” and a few simple seconds of teeth against teeth. it was no longer a joke.

tsukiblalala 👏

boi- anyways. uhm. well. HAH. you were laughing so HARD. you were in the middle of an online CLASS. and luckily, the mic was off. but you started laughing so hard and couldnt hear your teacher calling your name. “i dont get why youre laughing so much. because i should help and give you a head with your assignments” oh so he didnt understand that phrase. but you continued laughing anyways(actually he did understand. and this part was foreshadowing the next)

bokuto 🤞

oml. he’s- AGHHHHHH. baby. we must protect. you were struggling with homework and he asked “do you want head? i could help! i might not be the best at studying, but i can help ease your stress!” what he meant was; instead of asking if you needed a hand, which was useless, he asked if you needed a head. which was basically two brains to make work easier. it made sense in his brain. but for you, oh man. it took a lot of explaining for him to understand. as he now understood, “you still want head?” HES SO CUTE IM DYING.

hopefully this was enjoyable and not confusing 🤲

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haikyuu men as brothers best friend

scenario: them finding out they had feelings for you

gn!reader x multicharacter

prev | part 3 | tba

tw! suggestive in first part, not too much, older reader in third part. fluff world

goes by the saying of “the one who breaks my dick is the right one 🙏” and well. it happened literally. youve grown close to him because your parents take him in like their own. but he spends more time with you than your brother. at first, you were like a little sister to him. but now, the feelings have actually started developing. so you guys were on the couch together. your feet on his lap as youre scrolling your phone. your eyes started getting droopy, so you took a nap. a few minutes in, you accidentally put your heel against his balls, and he started screaming and groaning. oh poor guy 🙏. so you woke up. and realized what you did. and for some weird reason, this made him like you more. bc whatever situation he was in, you still cared for him. but OBVI you had to care for him then, you literally were the reason he’s screaming? but hey, love makes you dumb ig.

kuroo. hands down. tsuki(in it for the pain), tanaka(yall cant tell me he isnt like that), noya(literally is going to end up in a position like this 😭 ), ukai…., LMAO NOT ME PUTTING LITERALLY THE WHOLE KARASUNO TEAM—, oikawa, terushima

he was sick. he caught a cold for not wearing a sweater right after sweating. so during your free time, you would come over and take care of him. and just like that, he was revived not too long after. and as he was still not thinking straight, he really asked “so how do you feel about marriage?”

oikawa, hinata, noya, futakuchi, tendou, bokuto, suga, goshiki

coming back with the older reader trope! so he was a clumsy little guy. and you’d be the one tending to his wounds bc your brother knew absolutely nothing! and as he grew up, he always appreciated your kindness. you would also treat your brother. so when he joined the volleyball club, he was surprised to see you. you had already signed up as the manager. but sadly for him, he only gets to see you as a manager for a few years 😔 but, he still finds time to spend with you during practice. like sitting out from getting tired and helping with labor work.

kenma, akaashi, aone, ushi(man its the VIBE), ukai, kunimi, yams, suna(faking it)

man idk what to say. he literally fell in love with you at first sight. youre a year older. and he never really paid attention to ppl in school. so he didnt recognize you 💀 he saw you on his morning jog, jogging the same direction as him. so he was intrigued. it was impressive to see many ppl jogging this early in the morning. yet, you were also a beauty to the eyes as well(thats so cringy). and to his luck, you struck a convo while jogging. “so what brings you jogging this early?” “i could say the same” “well, im doing this to prepare for school. i must outrun creepos on campus” you said while chuckling nervously. “and i suppose you arent one as well?” he blushed embarrassingly. “nope. and i mean it” you laughed. “well, i was a bit skeptical” you say teasingly. now, youre really second guessing his response. bc he’s literally going the same direction as you to get home??? so you hurriedly ran to your house before he asked “is that your boyfriend’s house?” you gave him a look. “that idiot isnt my boyfriend, he’s my brother” and he was embarrassed AGAIN. “well, that brother of yours is someone id call a great friend. just dont tell him that” you smiled and waved bye. “i need to start kissing up to him later on”. he thought

ushi…, iwai, kageyama, kindaichi, daichi, tsukki, yaku, asahi, issei, osamu, aran

nah. man fell for you the moment your brother introduced you. he was mesmerized by you and didnt pay attention to anything else until “and theyre off limits you germ” he was offended. so, he would live on trying to impress you. his best friend wasnt impressed, but you were. it was funny seeing his efforts to win you over.

tanaka, oikawa, lev, shirabu, atsumu

your brother would give you to him as an offering 💀

kita.

this was worse than the last. i can’t live like this anymore.

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haikyuu men as brother’s best friend

scenario: them meeting you for the first time

gn!reader x multicharacter

part 1 | part 2 | next

tw! none. cliche stories... almost pooing pants in 3rd one. just fluff

ok! in this case. he’s into older people. like. he could be a high schooler having a little puppy crush on a college student. you’re the older person he fell for. it was actually just a normal day. cliche, sorry. but your parents didn’t want to pick up your brother from practice, and you were just coincidentally running errands. “pleaseeeee!!.. can you pick me uppp.. mom and dad won’t pick us up and yk how far we live. we can’t possibly walk..” his tone guilt tripped you. but you kept hearing the way he talked as if there was another person. so you must keep up a good reputation as a great! older sibling. so you drove over to your old school and picked up your little brother his friend. your brother immediately made himself feel at home in your car. and his friend was baffled. how come you look like this, and no offense to your brother, but you’re clearly the attractive sibling. so now he has this bubbly crush on his best friends older sibling. so every chance he gets, he’ll accept a free ride bc who wouldn’t? but he’s shy :/

noya, asahi, kuroo, hinata, aone, bokuto, goshiki, kindaichi, tsukki, yams, sakusa

you were running a lemonade stand. it doesn’t matter how old you are. this was like a summer side hustle. lemonade is good, selling and making it is fun. it’s a winwin! but the best business deal was going to the park. especially one right by the gym! so not only are thirsty(and hot) gym goers and park enjoyers are craving for something sweet, they have a lemonade stand selling for cheap! so as he was exiting the gym, he saw the stand and jogged over. paying and drinking. it was delicious. after a few days, he decided to just jog at the park to see you more. a beauty who knows how to do business? sign him up! so one day, when he visits your brother, he sees you in the kitchen making the lemonade. “oh you’re the lemonade girl!” he said excitedly. you turned around and recognized his smile, and smiled back. his soul slowly left his body. he was starstruck by you. visiting the park and his friend’s house more!

atsumu, oikawa, daichi, ushijima, yamamoto, aran, kuroo, tendou, lev, iwa, tanaka, kita, kageyama

was actually talking online with you. you guys were partners with gaming and many other things. so you guys had many mutual likes. one day, he went over to hang out with your brother. a few hours later, you arrived home after a long drive from college to home. he saw you and was about to poo his pants. how did his best friend know you? answer; you were the sibling that was never mentioned! so not only did he meet someone he kinda had a crush on in real life, but they were closer to him than he thought!

kenma, akaashi, osamu, yaku, kunimi, futakuchi, inouka

guys this part was so boring T_T.... i honestly had no motivation... AGHHHH. hopefully it seemed realistic and enjoyable!!

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nishipostitz · 2 years

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how theyd react to your (lame) jokes | jujutsu kaisen

tw! all shits and giggles. none!! gn!reader x aoi, gojo, panda, and nobara

aoi would just actually laugh his booty off because of the awkward silence after your joke, and the eye contact. “what did the the hostages say to the hamburger?” cricket. cricket. “LETTUCE GO!……” no words. the silence was frustratingly loud. you and toshi looked at each other, knowing damn well that joke was a bit lame. and you erupted in laughter either way. shared awkwardness isnt always going to end up awkward. it could be really funny! “i always knew i was funny!”

you really just ran up to him while he was working and said “i bought some shoes from a drug dealer. i don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!”. gojo sucked in his lips. his hands moving up to his temples to massage them. “and here i ended up with you. how great” he said in a monotone voice. you pouted and whacked his head before leaving the room.

panda actually thought you had intentions with the joke. “what do you call a bear with no teeth? gummy bear!”. panda was astonished. “are you trying to tell me to brush my teeth? do i stink?” “no goodness no! it’s just what i found on ‘115 of the best bad jokes that will make you cringe’” you laughed trying to lift the mood. which was lifted the moment he heard the article name.

nobara was the one that came in with the joke. the joke wasn’t funny. but her laugh was the one that made it funny. so you two ended up laughing together on the couch. as she was still laughing, you started tickling her so you both fell off the couch together..

#nobara fanfic #aoi todo #fanfiction #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #gojo fanfic #jjk panda #panda fanfic #jjk fanfic #humor #fluff #crack #funny

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