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chyarui · 29 days

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Hear me out, Gerry has tattoos of eyes on EVERY JOINT in his body…

The spine is just a massive ladder of joints…

And 2 + 2 is 4 so…

#tma podcast #gerry keay #gerry delano #tma gerard keay #tma gerry #gerard keay #I love him #I swear I’m a lesbian #back tattoo #the eye #gerry deserved better #Gerard keay deserved better #I’m still low-key pissed at Gertrude #she’s a boss bitch #but she defiled my baby’s corpse #and bound him to the fuckin skin book #if I see her it’s on sight

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person4924 · 6 months

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me bc i make my background wtv my hf or guy im obsessed with so i have like 7 different backgrounds 😔

#rn is spencey!!#i swear it’s not in a weird way #i’m too asexual for that #HIS SMILE IS JUST SO CUTE #i swear i’m a lesbian #WAIT #WHAT #i’ve put myself in a crisis now

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elliesdoll · 2 months

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feeling evil rn thinking abt ellie sending u ten zillion nudes every damn night bc she always horny for u

she is so one of those ppl that turn into a different being the second it hits like 11pm. i just know u two would be flirting playfully over text and then boom there’s a voice message where all u hear is her shaky breaths and her fingers playing in her wet pussy. lemme eat it 👅

or she’d send u some dark grainy photo of her hand in her boxers, maybe even one of her cute tits even tho she’d get shy🙈 she knows u love them

after a bit of messy sexting where u both r typing slowly with one hand (and many typos), she’d send you a little video of herself. she’d start recording, then set up her phone against her bunched up comforter and the audios all muffled for a sec. shed fully shimmy off her boxers that were down to her thighs, kicking them to the side so you can fully see. her room is all dark, maybe a lamp on idk, and all you see is her shaky hand fingering herself n rubbing her clit so fast. she’d whimper your name and say stuff like “can you see?” to the camera aww. at one point she’d kinda go quiet and focus on cumming for u, then sending u the video a bit hesitantly now that she’s out of that embarrassing horny fog that plagued her brain.

ofc u sent one back too and she saved it for later. sike she watched it and got wet again, didn’t respond for a few minutes which had you kinda nervy, then she texted back after her second orgasm.

“can we facetime next time?”

daily click palestine info don’t buy tlou

#dolly’s stuff 𝜗𝜚 #ellie williams #lesbian #tlou2 #ellie williams smut #ellie x reader #tlou part 2 #abby the last of us #wlw #ellie smut #i need to answer my asks #i’m gonna do it i swear

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purplepenguintime · 4 months

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farcille.

yeah

#I swear I’m going to draw something serious but I just needed to get this out of my system #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #farcille #falin touden #marcille donato #marcille #falin #marcille dungeon meshi #anime #manga #lesbians #my art stuff #doodle

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pssyinboots · 1 year

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im so fuckin obsessed with that gold necklace. imagine him over you and you pull him down by his necklace oh my godddd. or he lets you wear it or something because he knows how much you like. omg when your nervous he lets you play with it WHILE HES STILL WEARING IT. like you’re cuddled up in his chest playing with his necklace. he’s just looking down at you being all protective and cute while admiring how pretty you are. maddie rhonda and charlie most definitely makes fun of you for being so into that stupid gold necklace. omg i need to stop im so obsessed.kill me now, like actually please send me to the after life in the school spirits fictional universe im begging you.

#school spirits #milo manheim #wally clark #wally clark x reader #i swear i’m a lesbian im just so obsessed with this man

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denjidenjiji · 3 months

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Ruce Duvall you have me cry8ng and screaming over you. I hate you

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sentientsky · 7 months

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Prince of Hell Crowley my beloved

(bonus crack fem!SupremeArchangelAziraphale below the cut <3)

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afterartist · 7 months

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Hatsune miku blue and new new kissy cutie pink

DONT ASK WHY THEYRE DYING HER SCALES OKAY SHUSH I DONT KNOW-

Anyways I love the idea that Alphys and Undyne let sans tag along on their dates (I headcannon them as a QPR relationship with him)

They get up to shenanigans together

Also :p

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xoxoladyaz · 4 months

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Fem!Steddie AU where Eddie and the band burst onto the scene as an out and proud indie rock band a la The Last Dinner Party and Stevie Harrington - this world’s Taylor Swift - shortly comes out as bi and openly flirts/posts thirst traps to Eddie’s bands’ music and Eddie is having to eat her words about mainstream pop and then Eddie’s band opens for Stevie and its love at first sight and they get married SO FAST and live happily and musically ever after

#I swear to god one day I won’t be coming up with WIPS at the speed of light #but it is not this day #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #rock star eddie munson #wlw steddie #sapphic steddie #lesbian eddie munson #bisexual steve harrington #I can’t stop listening to the last dinner party and I’m going to make it everyone else’s problem

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hypnobrat · 6 months

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Sometimes I just need to watch a girl bounce on a dildo and cum and that’s enough lol

#sapphic nsft #lesbian nsft #lesbian #sapphic #kinky lesbian #dyke nsft #I just imagine if it was my strap lol #I swear I’m vers #d1ldo #strappon

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oneweekwitch · 7 months

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Reminder to all bookworm magicians that you can and should make out sloppy style with your familiars! It is good for their mental health and they will get sad if you forget too.

#touhou project #touhou #shitpost #shitposting #touhou memes #patchouli knowledge #touhou koakuma #patchouli #koakuma #yuri #lesbians #girls kisssing #i’m normal i swear

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bachiras-toaster · 2 months

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bruh i wish there was GL that was on the same level of fever dream as animes like sasaki to miyano or given .. maybe the good GLs just aren’t popular but i’m seriously upset that i cant find any good ones </3

the ones i find are usually bland— (and sometimes borderline problematic 😭???)— and they just don’t have the same kind of dumb humour or tense scenes you can find in straight romance animes. honestly a lot just feel like excuses to sexualise wlw couples…

a few decent ones ive seen are im in love with a villainess, bloom into you, and kase-san and morning glories, but they were all just kind of boring to me and just didn’t hit the same. like i need an anime that’s set out exactly just like some generic romance like horimiya or something.. but make the love interest a woman!

i live for lgbt+ rep in anime as a pansexual girl myself. as much as i like a lot of popular romance animes with straight couples, ones with queer couples feel more special to me. i also quite like a lot of BL animes, but it’s only really because of the queer rep and it just makes me wish i had a girlfriend as i’m watching it LMAO.

i swear ive searched the heavens and earths for GL animes that are at least over a 7/10, but i’ve fallen short.. </3

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thedndgoblinwholivesinyourwalls · 27 days

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guys you can’t keep drawing Kelsey hot. (pls do this post is actively asking for more hot kelseys ajdgsksh)

#SHE’S SOOO AHSHHGEHEHSHGSGRGEH #LESBIANISM #MEE I’M GAY #ANYWAYS #cough #normal i swear #dndads s3 #the peachyville horror #kelsey grammar #thoughts in the void

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whatsaudreythinkingabout · 1 year

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scott pilgrim ship suggestion:

envy adams/roxie richter (natrox?)

(yes they haven’t interacted in canon but hear me out)

reasons why this ship appeals to me (& why it should appeal to you too!):

(half of this is based in headcanon & the other half is actual reasons why this could work)

they both have the weak spot behind their knee (envy in the books & roxy in the movie, + the fact that envy was supposed to replace roxy as the 4th evil ex but instead they kept roxy & recycled the aspects of envy’s fight with ramona into roxy’s fight; as a result i HC that they have the same weak point like kind of a soulmate mark)

both of them were previously in toxic relationships with someone they shared a very deep, close bond with but learned the hard way that the other person wasn’t taking it as seriously as they were (envy with todd, who cheated on her when she took their childhood “vow” pretty fuckin seriously; roxy with ramona, who treated it more as a college experiment leaving her shocked & upset to learn she only saw it as “just a phase”), and now they’re re-learning how to trust others & be vulnerable with each other

antagonist gfs!

height difference >>>>>>>

right person wrong time (at first; this is part of a HC i have that i can explain more of)

chaotic neutral x chaotic neutral (or is envy more of a true neutral? idk; it still works tho)

lovers (& occasional starters) of petty drama

tall calm x short chaotic

“you can pack your things and leave. there’s the door” x “THERE’S THE DOOR, BITCH!”

character that hasn’t experienced affection in a long time finally gets touched (i mean in the movie she literally disintegrated bc someone touched her in the right spot)

that one couple that displays obscene levels of PDA in public & deliberately plays it up to make people uncomfortable (but they’d also be really fuckin soft in private/around close friends)

flirty x easily flustered

partners in crime

girlboss x girlfail

girlboss x holy shit how the fuck did i end up with her she’s out of my league oh god oh fuck /pos

girlboss x THAT’S MY WIFE (goes both ways)

“i hate everyone except you”

listens to them infodump x infodumps constantly

chaos enabler x literal gremlin

if you mess with one of them the other one will literally fucking kill you (also goes both ways)

they make each other better but also worse at the same time

femdom x brat

#scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim vs the world #scott pilgrim takes off #envy adams #roxy richter #roxie richter #rarepair #envy x roxy #roxy x envy #envy x roxie #roxie x envy #natrox #i swear to god i’m gonna make this ship more popular one way or another #the lesbian agenda must be fulfilled