I really really loved the Asexual!Tav x Astarion fic. I felt so seen. I have read my good share of smut (there is no shame in a good smut fic, even as an ace) but this? This made me feel so many things. I loved it.
As for the oneshot/headcanon ideas... Maybe Asexual!Tav wanting to find something sexy to wear for themselves (because damn right, ace people can wear sexy clothes and look amazing doing so) or just Tav and Astarion being silly together.
But! Don't feel obligated to write about these! I just wanted you to know that this fic... I have never went to Ao3 so fast to read the last chapter.
Thank you so much! I can't tell you how much it warmed my heart to real this. It genuinely means a lot.
These are both great prompts which I would love to get too eventually. I don't have it in me to write a one-shot right now, but I will gladly spew some random Asexual!Tav and Astarion being silly together.
Astarion x AsexaulBard!Tav Masterlist
Okay, I feel like I need to say it, but after Ace!Tav and Astarion are officially together the flirting only gets worse
Like before there was an agenda; Astarion was testing the waters of their interest while Tav was playing along, enjoying the attentions while not wanting to give a fully false impression
Now with the air clear they're free to flirt because it's just fun
There are no expectations except to make the other laugh or possibly blush
It drives the rest of the party insane
Astarion: If you're looking for inspiration my love, you can always write me a sonnet; something about my eyes shining like diamonds in the moonlight.
Tav: Cliche and over done. Besides, how could I compare them to anything less than the brightest ruby illuminated by dragonfire.
Astarion: Oh, do go on.
Also feel the need to clarify that this Tav grew up on the streets and so has come to the conclusion that stealing from the rich is okay
They have very willingly played to a crowd of merchants, allowing for Astarion to rob them blind
Astarion: *presents them with a necklace*
Tav: Please don't tell me you spent money on this.
Astarion: Not at all. I got it at a wonderful five finger discount.
Tav: In that case, I accept.
If they ever attend a party and Ace!Tav isn't performing, you can find them near the buffet table
I've said before in previous headcanons, I don't think Astarion is one for dancing; he's become more open to it after he and Tav get together, but there is a difference between a private lesson with his love and being in public
This leads him to make the rounds gathering as much gossip as he can before reporting back to Tav
Meanwhile Tav, once starving bard/artist, will never turn down free food and will stay planted at the buffet table the entire night; plus you know the best gossip comes from the wait staff
Basically they're a couple of messy bitches who are obsessed with the tea and yes are, in fact, talking about you
That all being said, Tav is still the moral compass; help kids when you can, only steal from those who can afford it, avoid murder if possible etc, its the pettiness they indulge it
Certainly they're a theatrical couple, prone to distracting banter and petty theft, but it's plain enough to see how deeply they care about each other
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Basement wife for who?
Raymond Smith
William Miller
Bucky Barnes
Nick Fowler
Steve Rogers
Who said I have to pick one, nonnie?
Raymond has an entire estate and a nice room set up for me. He wouldn't need to put me in a basement. Though he does have a special room set up for when I misbehave.
William would keep me in a cabin in the woods. He wants some peace and quiet after his years of service. And he'll find ways to make me serve him.
Bucky has places he can keep me and knows how to avoid getting caught, but imagine him fixing up a boat and keeping you captive there to start. Not exactly easy to escape the insatiable ex-assassin.
Nick knows a basement would be perfect to hold me captive, but uses a panic room of sorts instead. Perfect to come home to and the blinking light in the corner reminds me that he's watching.
Steve might actually try a basement. White picket fence home. I just need to accept that he won't let me go.
Steve and Bucky may also have rooms at the compound if they want their girls close together.
So. All of them?
Love and thanks! ❤️
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Imogen said Laudna could "suck her soul"
I don't know about you but this is the sort of sapphic romance i'm here for!! For years we've had unhinged straight romances in media. Now we need all the unhinged sapphic romances! It's only fair *smirks*
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real life, with foam swords and cardboard armour. everyone is as dramatic as ever. grown adults with kids of their own charging around smacking each other with those minecraft foam pickaxes. scar keeps running peoples' toes over and pretending that it's an accident. pearl is HORRENDOUSLY jetlagged, somehow still makes top five. their "bases" are pillow forts. ren wins the bonus prize for best costume.
OH MY GOODNESS YEAH.
THIS is how I wanna see "Real Life" fleshed out.
The silly armor and tools. The cosplays. The Australian (jet)lag.
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