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eloise175 · 2 years

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How would Penny handle two of the MLs hooking up? Like, she's desperately out here, trying to raise her affection with them and not die and then out of the blue, she walks in on Eckles making out with Reynold or Vinter with Derrick.

(sorry for the wait bestie 🥲)

BUT LMAOOOO—

This idea sends me into the atmosphere every time BECAUSE IT COULD ACTUALLY BE A THING SKSJSKS

Let’s suppose that the two male-leads hooking up are Eckles and Derrick (this ship cracks me up so bad because they’re perfect for each other, truly a match made in hell skjskks).

Penelope would be absolutely horrified on one hand, because Eckles was the easiest way for her to get out of the game and back to Korea, since his affection rose really quick.

On the other hand however, she’d be a little relieved because she doesn’t have to worry about Derrick anymore, (supposing and assuming that the affection scores disappear because they are no longer considered love interests).

And let’s put a twist- because I love these crack ideas and I’m a gremlin.

Shortly after finding out about Eckles and Derrick, she freaks out, and just when she’s about to start to get accustomed to the idea- she finds out about Winter and Reynold being a thing too.

Penelope would have the biggest meltdown ever because now her one and only option is ‘the blood and iron Crown Prince’. Callisto Regulus. The one man she tries to avoid with all her might from the start, and who tried to kill her.

Our girl would pass out.

Catch her trying to interact in every way with Callisto without crying, as he watches her amusedly.

That would be HILARIOUS. I want to see that.

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innielove · 6 months

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well this year kpop got sandwiched between alternative rock and the critical role soundtracks sjdkdk

#the top 5 songs are SO funny to me #the bae173 songs 😭😭😭 those weird mfs had a GRIP on me lmaooo #only txt made it to the top5 songs from my favorite groups lol.... that's definitely interesting #no skz no vrvr no tbz no woodz no treasure no cravity no xh😭 who is this girl and why haven't she listened to them more this year!!#i mean at least xh is in my top artists #pls come here for a concert 🫶🏻 (and don't cancel it a week prior haha </3😵‍💫)#ANYWAY I HAVE 2 WEEKS TO GET READY TO DEFEND MY THESIS AND TO LEARN 30 ORAL EXAM TOPICS SO UH. BYE????????#shut up vivien no one cares

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geomachu · 9 months

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Chat with me

How am you want geaux no?

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rotten--cotton · 7 months

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I promise this an art account, I'm just :'o) busy so often</3 But I'm excited to be posting soon❀ I like the self-ship community here so looking forward to it★ But til then, them💕💕💕 I love them so much lol♡

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heartforsoul · 1 year

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LMAOOOO

#girlblogging #coquette #it girl #girly things #funny #aesthetic #delusional #lmaooo #lmao bye #meme #doyin #douyin #makeup #makeup aesthetic

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bird-the-introvert · 10 months

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LMFAOOOOO

Well done Tumblr

Well done

#funny #Tumblr #it has it's issues but this is pretty great #lmaooo #lmao #lmfao bye #Checkmate twitter

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dreamspring · 1 year

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#ok i just watched the new skz code time out ep and im crying #lee know screaming everytime the ball came near him in any aggressive way was so fucking funny BYE 😭#han falling over so many times they just sat him out the rest of the games 😭😭😭#i.n. sitting on the side and pulling out grass like a toddler #hyunjin leaving before changbin could get into a whole reverie abt his childhood love of football (HE WAS SO MEAN FOR THAY SJDJSJCJS)#seungmins dedication to properly recreated baby photos and failing hyunjin … i love him lmaooo #they r all precious to me fr #i really enjoyed this series (as usual) 🫶#mossy posts #skz #kpop

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csainzluvr · 7 months

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ᥒᥱᥱძ f᥆ɾ ᥉ρᥱᥱძ, CL16

CL16 x verstappen! scuderia ferrari admin! reader social au.

-just a quick warning, the photos i've used for this post are not mine (obviously)

𝐃𝐘𝐒𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒───── groupchat

members: Lando Norris Carlos Sainz Jr. Charles Leclerc George Russell Lewis Hamilton Oscar Piastri Daniel Ricciardo Max Verstappen

Daniel okay who made (y/n) admin..

George I'd say it was charles

Lando BYEE

You booo we out here having fun

George yall hear sumth?

Oscar who the hell is 'we'?💀

Lando tbh i think it's a good idea to have her as admin. she makes it more fun and funny too

You THANK U LANDO UR SLAYING RN 🫶🏼

Lando ofc queen 😜

Oscar LMAO??

Lewis Turns out I was right. She is a menace to society. Along with them two.

Oscar I DIDNT DO SHIT

𝐃𝐘𝐒𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒───── groupchat

You I would like to apologise

Lando ☠️☠️☠️

George ridiculous

You ITS NOT MY FAULT LEWIS WAS NOT IN THE PICTURE.. blame toto for that <33

Lewis If I may I didn't want to participate so it was only George.

You i mean slay

George fire (y/n) someone call ferrari right now

Carlos I have been summoned.

George Not you carlos go AWAY

You GOODBYE IM GALLOPING

Daniel YOU'RE GALLOPING?

Lando BYEEEE

Carlos ouch.

Charles what is going on

Lewis Hi, charles 👋

Charles Hello, Lewis. How are you?

Lewis I'm fine, thank you. How about you?

Charles I'm alright, thank you.

You giggling and kicking my feet hi bbg charles

Charles Hello, my darling.

George SICKENING SICKENING, I SAY.

Lewis 🤣

You lewis bestie ilyvm never ever change pls AND GEORGE SHUT UP

George See how she treats me? ABSOLUTELY FOUL IM LEAVING

Oscar LMAOOO

yourusername

Liked by landonorris , charles leclerc and others yourusername taking a break ☝️

landonorris and you didn't invite me ☹️

yourusername my bad bestie 💔

charlesleclerc beautiful 💗

yourusername handsome ♥️

username1 WAIT IS THIS THE ADMIN???

username2 YES IT IS

username1 I DIDNT KNOW THIS HELPPP

username3 BYE LOOKS LIKE THAT PERSON FROM TWITTER WAS RIGHT. THE ADMIN REALLY IS DATING CHARLES IM-

Should I make a part 2??

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spideysbruh · 4 months

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Distance

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y/n i love you heaps, like candy sweets

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tchalamet i love you more, like the sea loves the shore

y/n liked

rocketyn my favorite celeb couple fr

ynslipgloss yns aesthetic is my favorite it's so pleasing

@y/n just tweeted- just said bye to my boyfriend cause he'll be gone for like four months oh imma kms

@snowyyn replied- me after I finish a movie with him

@y/n replied to @snowyyn- girl me too

@realchalamet replied- stop. I miss you already.

@y/n replied to @realchalamet- BABEEE 😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔

tchalamet just posted a story!

caption- princess. missing her so much

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y/n in my tropical era 💕

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tchalamet I MISS YOU

y/n I MISS YOU MORE BABY

tchalamet so beautiful

y/n liked

tchalamet I wish I could twirl your hair around my fingers right now.

y/n stop im gonna cry. I wish you were here so I could give you a back rub

modernyn oh he's a mess rn

ynstan his comments 😭😭🫶🫶🫶🫶💕 so cute

@y/n just tweeted- watching kingsman im literally sooooo horny right now

@lovelyyn replied- REAL AS FUCKK

@y/n replied- like that man can do whatever he wants to me I swearrrr

@chromeyn replied- god I hope you never stop oversharing with us

@realchalamet replied- um ??? we're still together babe chill 🤨

@y/n replied to @realchalamet- ... im literally sooo joking hahaha you're the only man I've ever found attractive hahahaha (I miss you so much)

@realchalamet replied- I can see you still replying to other people 🙄

@richgirlyn replied- I'm deadd but I sooo understand you

@y/n replied- likeeeeee ?!!!???!

@y/n just tweeted- got high and took pictures of taron egerton in kingsman like it was a concert

@busyyn replied- been there fr

@huffleyn replied- sounds like a normal viewing of that movie tbh

@realchalamet liked and replied- what about my movies ? 🙁

@y/n liked and replied- oh dune is next baby don't worry

@realchalamet liked and replied- YAYYYYY

y/n just posted a story!

caption- missing his goofy lil ass extraaaa hard rn 🤧

tchalamet just posted a story!

caption- missing this

@chalswonka just tweeted- bro timmy is yearning soooo bad lmaooo they gotta see each other soon I swear

@princessyn replied- it's so funny the differences in their posts y/n is just thirsting over ppl in movies and then he's like "miss her so much😭😭😭🔫🔫🔫💔💔💔" LMAOOOO

@spaceyn replied- tbf ppl were hating on her when she WOULD post about him a lot in the beginning, so she toned down a lot. ppl hate on her too much smfh

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tchalamet MY LOVE SURPRISED MEEEE

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ynssocks YAYYY MY PARENTS ARE TOGETHER AGAINN

y/n ig I love you or smth idk 🙄

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y/n this is about to be the best four days of your life fr

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timmylaurie god she's so pretty wtf man

tchalamet just posted a story!

caption- babygirl 😍😍😍🥰🥰

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y/n 🥺 missed him lots

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tchalamet like tater tots?

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florencepugh MY FAVOURITE PEOPLEEE

y/n I LOVE YOU FLO

lucyxyn the throwback to her older captions w him 😭🫶

y/n just posted a story!

caption- our last day together for another two months 💔

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tchalamet i love you.

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y/n this is gonna be the worst two months of my life

bratzyn she's literally an angel I swear

lauriesamy he always takes the best pictures of her 🥺

takemetotheyn you glow different in the photos taken by someone who truly loves you

tchalamet liked

@y/n just tweeted- help i miss my bf 💔

@pepperyyn replied- uh oh now she's yearning 😭😭

@ynshairtie replied- there we goooo

@realchalamet replied- I miss you more 🥺

@snowyyn replied- damn no thirsting now

@y/n replied- well... maybe later 😔🤧

@y/n just tweeted- watching 21 jump street and omg dave franco is so cute🤭🤭 ive been giggling for the entire movie

@lauriesyn replied- girl your mann!!

@tipsyyn replied- IT RHYMES WITH GRAPE

@ynsbra replied- if she was still w her ex he would cry and post ab how he's gonna khs over this

@sazonyn replied to @ynsbra- HELPP WHOS HER EX ?!?!?!!!

@ynxtim replied- sh*wn m*ndes 💀💀 there's so many compilations of him being a weirdo jealous obsessed bf w her... even after for a while he was weird ab her. even though HE broke up w HER ... anyways yeah he sucks

@realchalamet replied- reduce... reuse... recycleee 🎶🎶🎶

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@y/n replied- i love how that's the scene you remember 😭😭💕

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y/n living like a lusty flowerrr

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tchalamet I can't take this, you're too beautiful how did this happen

y/n liked

lauriesyn she's so ethereal

tchalamet are you running through the grass for hours?

y/n yeah and rolling through the hay like a puppy child fr

rachelzegler my pretty best friend !!!

y/n we ARE the two pretty best friends

y/n just posted a story!

caption- missing this. missing you @tchalamet

@y/n just tweeted- SEEING MY BOYFRIEND OH SO SOONNNN

@y/n replied- I watched wonka and little women on repeat I swear that's how badly I missed him 😭💕

@wonkasyn replied- what a journey we've witnessed

@realchalamet replied- I CANT WAIT BABYYYY

@gourmetyn replied- yayyy my parents will be back together again 🫶

@y/n liked and replied to @gourmetyn- you still have to send the adoption papers

tchalamet just posted a story!

caption- BABYYYY 😍😍

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caption- GUESS WHO'S BACKKKKK

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ultrone · 1 year

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Can I please request a yellowjackets fic of platonic Jackie x younger sister reader (sort of like Travis and Javi’s relationship - maybe reader could be friends with Javi too), I don’t really have an idea for a plot though maybe some sort of tension and fight w Jackie but then everything is fixed by the end? And reader is like pretty different from Jackie - in typical sister style. That’s so unspecific I’m so sorry I suck at ideas I just crave big sister Jackie (I feel like she’d be a Nancy wheeler variant) okay ty bye ily

𝗢𝗟𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗦𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗝𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗘 𝗧𝗔𝗬𝗟𝗢𝗥 ┊ 𝖺𝗇𝗀𝗌𝗍 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗉𝗒 𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗂𝗇𝗀

cw. just siblings fighting, javi & reader being friends

wc. 1.5k

n/a. tysm for ur request <33 at first i wanted to make her an overprotective sister (so that she was kinda like nancy) but i felt like making her bratty fit better with the storyline lmaooo, i hope it's what you were expecting tho :) if not lmk and maybe i can work on a protective sister blurb or something.

"Uno! Take that!" You exclaimed with enthusiasm, celebrating your third victory in the one-on-one game against Javi.

"This is so unfair," Javi said, rolling his eyes. "Let's play again. We're not leaving until I beat your ass." He spoke with determination.

You were grateful that you had packed your Uno deck in your backpack for the trip. Being stuck in a cabin with a bunch of teenagers and having nothing to do except stare at the rooftop for hours turned out to be more boring than you had anticipated.

Since the crash occurred, you and Javi had grown close. While you shared a few classes at school, you had never spoken to him before. But the shared misfortune of being on this trip as guests brought you together — Javi accompanying his dad, the team coach, and you accompanying your older sister, Jackie Taylor, the team captain. Not to mention that both Travis — Javi’s older brother — and Jackie were being assholes.

The initial weeks were challenging, to say the least. Jackie was being extremely annoying — she still is —, constantly bossing you around and disregarding your feelings. It seemed as though she was too absorbed in her own frustrations, always venting about the unfairness of the situation and the social events she was missing out on, like Rutger's rush week and all the frat parties. You knew Jackie didn't mean any harm, but it still bothered you. Additionally, the age gap with everyone being around three years older than you made you feel like an outcast and useless. Thankfully, you and Javi started getting along. You were assigned similar tasks, such as picking berries or fetching water from the lake, since both of you were younger and unable to handle more demanding activities. Thanks to this, you began spending a lot of time together and eventually became very close friends.

"What are you doing?" Javi asked incredulously, his eyebrows furrowing. "You can't play a +2 card after a +4 card," he pointed out.

You were aware that Javi was right, but decided to push back. "Yes, you can. It's literally stated in the instructions," you replied, attempting to gaslight him.

"No, it's not. You're lying," he insisted, firm in his belief.

"Fine, you got me," you admitted, flashing a playful smirk. "I'll take these four cards just so you don’t start crying," you teased.

“Ha, ha, so funny,” Javi responded with a smile.

Interrupting your playful banter, a voice called out from behind. "Hey, Y/n," Jackie said, grabbing your attention. "Have you seen my red lipstick?"

You let out a sigh as you glanced at your sister. Lately, she had been even more irritating than usual, probably because of the problems she was having with Shauna. Not that you were particularly invested in their drama. But the last thing you wanted was to engage in conversation with her, knowing all too well that it would probably lead to another argument.

"Yeah," you responded casually, briefly glancing away before returning to the game.

"Okay... So, where is it?" Jackie asked, her tone growing slightly impatient.

"I used it to write the S.O.S message on the plane," you replied nonchalantly, as if it were the most obvious thing.

"Wait... What?" Jackie exclaimed, her anger starting to rise. "Why the heck would you do that?”

Rolling your eyes, you replied sarcastically, "Oh, I'm sorry, Jackie. I forgot that packing a sharpie was at the top of our survival essentials checklist in the wilderness."

"You didn't even bother asking me!" she complained, her frustration evident.

"Well, maybe I didn't ask because you're such a self-centred bitch, always whining about missing out on your stupid parties," you retorted, your voice tinged with irritation. "It was the only thing I could find to leave a message for whoever might be searching for us. Stop being such an ass. I mean, you clearly wanna get out of here, dont you? Cooperate a little."

Jackie let out a loud huff, her lips pursed and a deep frown etched on her face as she stormed off, making her way towards the cabin. In her haste, she bumped her shoulder harshly into Van, who was heading to the lake. "Hey! Watch out!" Van exclaimed, her voice filled with surprise and annoyance. She followed Jackie's retreating figure with a confused and perplexed expression before turning back to you. You simply shrugged your shoulders, raised your eyebrows, and nonchalantly returned your focus to the game, leaving Van with a sense of bewilderment.

Javi gazed at you in stunned silence, but he didn't utter a word. After all, if someone could understand you it was him, as he had to deal with Travis. Without saying anything about the previous exchange, both of you chose to brush it off and swiftly changed the topic, resuming the game as if nothing had happened.

Three hours had passed since your argument with Jackie. After playing with Javi for about an hour, you decided to lend a hand to Tai with boiling the dirty pads. Once you finished the task, you stayed there for a while, gossiping with her and Van.

“I’m getting kinda cold, I’ll be right back,” you announced, rising from your spot on the ground and making your way towards the cabin to retrieve a hoodie. They nodded in acknowledgment as you left.

You entered the cabin and opened the shared closet, scanning its contents for your favorite hoodie. Once you found it, you slipped it on and turned around, ready to make your exit. However, Jackie stood there, blocking your path to the door.

You tried to walk past her, but Jackie swiftly reached out and grabbed your arm, preventing your escape.“Nope, you’re not leaving. You’re finally gonna tell me what the heck is going on,” she declared, her arms folded and her stance blocking the door knob.

You hesitated for a moment, contemplating your response. "What are you talking about? Nothing's going on," you insisted, trying to downplay the situation.

Jackie pursed her lips, clearly not convinced. "Okay... Liar," she responded, tilting her head slightly.

You made another attempt to leave, but Jackie swiftly blocked your path with her arm. "No! You've been distant and acting weird for weeks. Not to mention how mean you've been towards me," she argued, her frustration evident.

"Well, what did you expect?" you retorted, your voice laced with exasperation. "Huh? The only thing you've done since we got here is complain and do nothing except act like a child. I'm scared and I miss home too, and the fact that my older sister, the person I should be able to rely on the most, is behaving like a brat, doesn't help me at all, okay?" Tears welled up in your eyes as you spoke, the pain evident in your voice. "I just wish you were more like Tai or Van," you expressed, your voice filled with disappointment. "They take better care of me than you do.”

Jackie's expression softened as she listened to your words, her remorse evident on her face. She let out a deep sigh and her shoulders slumped. "I... I didn't realize," she admitted, her voice heavy with regret. "Shit, I'm so sorry, Y/n," she apologized, her words sincere. Without hesitation, she pulled you into a tight hug, holding you close. "I'm really sorry," she whispered, her voice filled with genuine remorse.

Overwhelmed with emotions, you couldn't hold back the tears any longer. "I'm sorry too, for being a bitch," you confessed, your voice filled with regret. "I just wanted my sister back. I'm so scared, Jackie," you admitted.

Jackie gently pulled away from the hug and tenderly wiped away your tears with her fingers. "I'm scared too, but we'll get through this together, okay?" she reassured you, her voice filled with warmth and determination. "Everything will be okay, I promise," she added, a soft smile gracing her lips. A tear escaped from her own eye, reflecting her sincerity. You nodded in response, feeling a renewed sense of hope and comfort in her words.

You embraced Jackie once again, holding onto her tightly. "I love you, Jackie," you whispered, your voice filled with genuine affection. She reciprocated the sentiment, her voice soft and comforting. "I love you too," she replied, her hand gently caressing your hair.

"But, shit, I just lost 10 bucks," you exclaimed, separating from her with a disappointed expression.

Confused, Jackie asked, "What do you mean?" Her fingers continued to caress the sides of your arms.

"Javi and I made a bet about who had the crappiest older sibling," you explained with a mischievous smile. "You apologized before Travis did to him, so now I owe him 10 bucks."

"Oh my god, I can't believe you," Jackie responded, playfully pinching your side. "And don't ever compare me to Travis. I might be a brat, but he seriously needs professional help with his anger issues," she argued.

You burst into laughter. "Yeah, yeah, whatever you say," you replied with a grin, grabbing her by the arm and dragging her outside with you.

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