Welcome home, you two, I uh-- my savings were supposed to go to baby boy 6... Who comes out in a couple of days if I may remind you.
I am grateful for the lentils, Shamane, I have recipes we can be exchanging if you probably trusted me a little more.
Eternity... You do you.
Game status so far: Not a single healer in sight apart from Mr. Apple and the water nymph whom I try to avoid like the plague. It's been 3 days and 50 pulls.
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Absolutely adore how Marcille's entire spellbook seems to consist of only the most unhinged spells in existence. Like it seems like her entire magical arsenal is comprised of only the barest minimum of healing spells that she was probably required to learn in school, and then Fireball, Police Flash Grenade, Crime Against Nature, Spam Fireball, Unholy Resurrection, More Fireball, and 9th Level Go Fuck Yourself.
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she revived the rats. do you understand? you have to, just... her party got strong off of stepping on the little guy. and lucy went back and said no, and brought them back. rats! no one cares about rats. her party members have a joke about how many rats they've killed. lucy went back and healed them.
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The nimbasa trio manage to make it to a meteor shower at pinwheel forest! I like to imagine all those star fragments from challenger’s rock has gotta come from somewhere.
Some other pinwheel forest shenanigans:
Usually, Ingo’s the impulse control. But sometimes the Urge To Pick Up a Sphere is too much to fight.
Wanna see more?
Here’s the masterlist!
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this is his third injury this week alone...
healer x auror
also I know it's unconventional but I like the idea of healers also using certain muggle tools but the ✨magic✨ version of it
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Injured Yan, holding their new arm to their face: Ah~ I can't believe my love sacrificed a part of themselves for me like this! I'm truly blessed~
Healer Reader, bandaging the stump where their arm once was: It'll grow back in a couple hours. Try not to get yourself hurt again before then - I can still feel everything that happens to that one til I get mine back.
Injured Yan: Oh... Is that so?
Healer Reader: Yeah, but before you know it you'll have your regular arm back. You should try moving it around to make sure everything is in working order.
Injured Yan: If you say so~
[Yan quickly runs off to the bathroom. Healer Reader sits alone in their office - horror dawning on their face as they look at their missing arm. They walk to the bathroom door, jostling the handle as quiet moans can be heard on the other side.]
Healer Reader: Unlock the door. Unlock this damn door right now-
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