#R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D REJECTED!!!

[anonymous-person-in-hellhole]

I'm so happy!!!

#HE GOT FRIENDZONED AS F!!! #clotted cream cookie #go princess #be the aro/demi rep we need #princess cookie #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #my boyfie got rejected #R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D REJECTED!!! #yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!!!

[deityofhearts]

I think we all need to acknowledge the sheer power of the rejected cheer from zoey 101, it’s stayed in my mind for years and I LOVE getting to burst into it whenever the opportunity arises

#deity dialogue #rejected rejected yeah you just got rejected r-e-j-e-c-t-e-d rejected! #like. get his ass

[kangseluigi]

Dongfang Qingceng is, in fact, a pathetic little man

#as for CH: #you just got rejected #R E J E C T E D

[jaybirdswriting]

Ways For Characters To React When They Realize Have A Crush

A: Unsure if the feeling is worth pursuing or if they should just let things be.

B: Excited for what's to come or what could be.

C: Confusion for a feeling they don't quite understand but seemed to blossom simply.

D: Confusion for a feeling that blossomed from nowhere, changing a dynamic they thought they understood.

E: With the sudden yearning to be near them, their hands desperate to have even a brief moment to brush against theirs.

F: Anger that they didn't realize the nature of their feelings sooner so they could have been together faster.

More Undercut

G: Anger of the inconveniences love tends to cause.

H: Concern about all the cringe things they've said to them in the past.

I: Sadness that they can't be together because the stars won't allow it.

J: Sadness that they can't be together because of an idea they've made in their head.

K: Disbelief that they would fall for them of all people.

L: Elation as they love the idea of love just as much they love being in love.

M: Disappointment that they've failed themselves in some perceived way.

N: Disgust that they've failed themselves in some perceived way.

O: With the sudden urge to pull away until this feeling stops meddling with their heart.

P: With a sudden yearning to keep them safe as they realize what lengths they would go to protect them.

Q: Fear that the other person doesn't think about them in that way.

R: With apprehension toward what this could change.

S: With a sudden yearning to tell their crush everything right away with no forethought.

T: Confusion as they wonder if the other person reciprocates.

U: With panic as they've rejected their crush in some manner in the past.

V: Overanalyzing every interaction they've ever had with this person.

W: By shoving the feeling down and deciding to deal with it later.

X: By shoving the feeling down and deciding to deal with it never.

Y: By pulling their crush into a hug. Needing to express with actions what they can't with words.

Z: Somehow, all of the above, all at once.

#oc prompts #writing #prompts #writeblr #writing prompts #otp prompts #romance prompts #romantic prompts

[gunnerfc]

Sam Kerr NSFW Alphabet (18+, minors DNI!)

A: Aftercare

Whatever you need, Sam will it. After she's talked you down and knows you're okay, she'll help you clean up so you can get some sleep

B: Body Part (their favorite body part of themselves and their partner)

Sam's favorite body part is her hands, specifically her fingers, she loves having them buried deep inside you

Her favorite body part of yours is your mouth, she loves having you suck her strap or her fingers

C: Cum (anything to do with cum)

Sam will have you clean her strap after she's made you cum at least 3 times

D: Dirty Secret 

Sam enjoys fucking you so hard that you can't form a sentence and all she can hear if you moaning and crying

E: Experience (Are they experienced? Do they know what they are doing?) 

She's definitely experienced and sex somehow gets better each time

F: Favorite Position 

Sam loves having you bent over anything and she will pull your hair as she fucks you

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous?)

Sam's silliness is more teasing and sarcastic comments

I: Intimacy (How intimate are they during the moment?)

The intimacy is after sex, during sex Sam is so mean because she knows you enjoy it

J: Jack off (Masturbation HC) 

She tells you not to and only she gets to touch you but you like to piss her off so you do it and then you'll send videos or pictures when you're done coming

You always get punished for it when Sam gets home but you enjoy the punishment

K: Kink (One or more of their kinks) 

Daddy kink, when you call her 'daddy' she loses focus on anything but railing you

L: Location (Favorite place to have sex)

Sam doesn't care where you two are and will absolutely make you cum in the worst places and laughs when you are uncomfortable

M: Motivation (What turns them on?) 

You kissing her anywhere but if you kiss her neck or jaw, she goes crazy

N: No (Something they wouldn't do)

She won't do anything that would hurt you beyond a little bit of pain

O: Oral (Preference on giving or receiving)

Giving is her preference but she's not gonna reject you pleasuring her

P: Pace (Fast & Rough? Slow & Sensual?) 

Fast and rough all the time, you hardly get a chance to catch your breath in between orgasms

Q: Quickie (Thoughts on quickies) 

Enjoys them very much. Sam will pull you into a bathroom or dressing room and make you cum at least twice and will then go about her day like didn't just have you seeing stars

R: Risk (Are they open to experimenting) 

She is as long as you are open to the idea

S: Stamina (How many rounds) 

You two go for many rounds

T: Toys 

Sam has a few different straps that get used depending on her mood and if she's feeling ' nice'

U: Unfair (Do they like the tease)

She will tease you so much and in a degrading manner

V: Volume (How loud are they? What sounds do they make) 

Sam's not loud at all, she usually makes a few low groaning noises

W: Wild Card (Random HC)

The first time you called her daddy she lost it and fucked you so hard you could barely walk the next morning and were sore for a few days after

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

High, would spend all her time fucking you if she could

Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

Sam only goes to sleep after she knows you're okay and have calmed down

#woso x reader #auswnt x reader #matildas x reader #chelsea women x reader #sam kerr #sam kerr x reader

[shall-we-die]

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↬[Fandom(s)]•⊰ {Obey Me! || Moriarty the Patriot || Jujutsu Kaisen || Bungou Stray Dogs}࿐

↬[Warnings]•⊰ {Angst}࿐

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[A]ccident: Would they blame themselves if you died in an accident?

⇒ [Obey me!]❣

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[B]reak up: How would they break up with you?

⇒ [Jujutsu Kaisen]❣

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[C]rying: How would they make you cry?

⇒ [Bungo Stray Dogs]❣

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[D]eath: How would they react to your death?

⇒ [Moriarty the Patriot]❣

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[E]motion: What is one emotion they would try to hide the most and how would they do it?

⇒ [Obey me!]❣

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[F]ight: Do you two ever fight? How big are the fights? What do you fight about? Etc.

⇒ [Jujutsu Kaisen]❣

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[G]uilt: What is the biggest thing they feel guilty about?

⇒ [Bungo Stray Dogs]❣

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[H]eartbreak: What would cause them pain in the relationship? How would they deal during a break-up?

⇒ [Moriarty the Patriot]❣

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[I]njured: How would they react if you are badly injured?

⇒ [Jujutsu Kaisen]❣

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[J]ealousy: What do they do if they are jealous?

⇒ [Jujutsu Kaisen]❣

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[K]ill: Would they kill for revenge?

⇒ [Bungo Stray Dogs]❣

┣━━━━━━━━━━━━━┅┅┅┄┄

[L]oss: What is their greatest loss?

⇒ [Moriarty the Patriot]❣

┣━━━━━━━━━━━━━┅┅┅┄┄

[M]istake: What is the worst mistake they ever made with you?

⇒ [Obey me!]❣

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[N]ightmares: How often do they have them? What are they about? How do they deal with it?

⇒ [Bungo Stray Dogs]❣

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[O]utrage: How and why would they get mad at you?

⇒ [Jujutsu Kaisen]❣

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[P]ast: What has happened in your relationship that changed the way you saw each other?

⇒ [Bungo Stray Dogs]❣

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[Q]uality: Quality? what is their most dangerous/toxic?

⇒ [Obey me!]❣

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[R]ejection: How would they react to you rejecting their confession (or the other way around?)

⇒ [Moriarty the Patriot]❣

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[S]cars: Battle or self-inflicted?

⇒ [Obey me!]❣

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[T]rust: Have they ever broken your trust?

⇒ [Jujutsu Kaisen]❣

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[U]rge: How badly do they want to see you after you guys separated?

⇒ [Bungo Stray Dogs]❣

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[V]icious: What do they do when they lash out on you?

⇒ [Moriarty the Patriot]❣

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[W]eak: What makes them feel weak how do they try to avoid it?

⇒ [Obey me!]❣

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[X]-ray: What do they hate and show it most obviously?

⇒ [Jujutsu Kaisen]❣

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[Y]earn: What is one thing that they want but can't have?

⇒ [Bungo Stray Dogs]❣

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[Z]ero: What do they do/say in your dying moments?

⇒ [Moriarty the Patriot]❣

#𝙰𝚛𝚒𝚊 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗–[🐞] #𝙼𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝–[📕] #𝙰𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚝𝚢 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎–[❣] #obey me x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #bungo stray dogs x reader #yuukoku no moriarty x reader

[benkeibear]

☰ 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭

⧫ Character: Shinichiro

⧫ Reader: genderneutral | AFAB

⧫ WARNINGS: switch!Reader, mentions of breeding and using Tools as toys

⧫ A/n: don’t want to miss a post? Sign up for my Taglist in my Navi! (This is a repost from my old blog)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

ꕤ He tries

ꕤ He holds you close until you both have calmed down and maybe asks of you want to eat/ drink something

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

ꕤ He loves his hands because He can fix things, especially bikes, with them…and play with you ;)

ꕤ on you He likes your eyes and your tummy

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

ꕤ in you, on you, doesn't matter for Shin

ꕤ Has a slight preference to see you swallow it?

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

ꕤ is it a secret? He wants to bend you over a bike in the shop and give you a good time

ꕤ maybe even see you get off from the bike aka ride the seat

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

ꕤ Shin, dear Baby. He's been rejected so many times He didn't even get a chance to get experience

ꕤ he's very eager to learn though so please teach him everything you know

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

ꕤ Plain old Missionary

ꕤ Likes how close He is to you then, very intimate

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

ꕤ he's a bit goofy? Takes things lightly if something doesn't go as planned and cracks a joke over it

ꕤ but overall he's serious about it, wanting to pleasure you really well

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

ꕤ carpet definitely matches the drapes.

ꕤ small black bush, not too long but he's too lazy to shave / keep it short

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

ꕤ would never admit it on front of his friends but he likes to make love to you

ꕤ very intimate, very sweet, holding you close, lots of eye contact

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

ꕤ Well, one has to take care of themselves when you have no one to do it for you

ꕤ but since He has you he barely does it anymore, only when you're not in the mood but he needs to release badly

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

ꕤ marking! He wants people to see that you belong to him so he marks you up, please leave some hickeys too, it boosts his ego

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

ꕤ If you're up for it, everywhere!

ꕤ Favorite places are the bedroom and his shop

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

ꕤ Praises. Just praise him on something and he’s eager to be a good boy for you

ꕤ showing your cleavage or wearing short skirts

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

ꕤ Share you

ꕤ He loves his friends but after 20 rejections he's quite possessive over you

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

ꕤ receiving! Oh you could suck him off all day and He would never once complain

ꕤ He also likes to give, you just have to ask

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

ꕤ mostly he's sensual, hitting all right spots with deep strokes

ꕤ but sometimes when he's jealous he’s fast and rough

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

ꕤ LOVES THEM

ꕤ you guys have quickies everywhere all the time

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

ꕤ Since he’s not very experienced He would like to try out things he’s seen in certain videos

ꕤ also public, but he's too scared to get caught

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

ꕤ poor Baby sometimes cums just from pushing himself in you, so sensitive

ꕤ but he makes up for it, he can go for quite some rounds, liking the feeling of being overstimulated

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

ꕤ He does own a fleshlight He used to get himself off with but he doesn’t use it anymore because why would He, if He can sink himself into your warmth instead

ꕤ would buy toys for you if you're into that

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

ꕤ He says He wants to tease you, edge you even but just give him puppy eyes and beg him once and He just has to give in

ꕤ He won’t stop you from teasing him though but don’t do it in public / in front of his friends please He doesn't like that at all

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

ꕤ holds back the cutest moans and groans but once He got comfortable He tries to talk dirty

ꕤ he's horrible at it but you don't have the heart to tell him

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

ꕤ He would like to use tools from his shop to please you (ofc He would clean them / make sure they're safe to use)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

ꕤ ughhh big, big, big!

ꕤ nice 8,5 inch, not coke can girthy but almost and the cutest raging pink tip

ꕤ He could kill you with it and you would thank him

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

ꕤ I hope you're prepared to take him daily

ꕤ He gets super moody if He didn’t get at least one orgasm a day? If you don't want to he takes care of himself (he’s v respectful)

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

ꕤ when he cums his last time for the day he's out like a light

ꕤ would like to engage in aftercare but sometimes He just needs 5 seconds to catch a breath and He deadass falls asleep

#tokyo revengers x reader #Tokyo revengers smut #shinichiro x reader #Shinichiro smut #tokyo revengers shinichiro #Shinichiro sano #repost ♡

[multifandomfix]

Dandy Mott Yandere Alphabet

A = Attachment (How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?)

Dandy shows his love by buying you extravagant gifts, mostly and it can get ugly if he doesn’t think you appreciate it enough.

B = Blood (How messy are they willing to get when it comes to you?)

So messy. That doesn’t matter to him in the slightest. Someone bothering you? Not anymore they can’t.

C = Clingy (Do they require your attention at all times? How do they act when you ignore them?)

He cannot stand to be ignored. Any time he’s around he expects your full and enthusiastic attention.

D = Dependent (Are they codependent? Do they want you to rely solely on them for your care/protection?)

Dandy will be very upset if you turn to anyone but him to protect you. He’s very codependent and despite his outward confidence, also insecure.

E = Excess (Would they spoil or pamper you? To what extent?)

He’d spoil you rotten. Any wish or whim and whatever it is, it’s yours.

F = Fatal (Would they kill you? Kill for you?)

He would kill you but only if you pushed him to it. And then he’d probably kill himself afterward. And he’d certainly kill for you with ease and he’d enjoy it.

G = Give Up (What are they willing to sacrifice for you?)

Really, next to nothing. He’ll say he sacrifices for you, but it’s not anything that he’ll ever actually miss.

H = Harsh (How do they take to you mouthing off to them or saying something they don’t want to hear?)

He’ll lash out at you, maybe even slap you which he’ll regret and try to make up for later.

I = Inseparable (What are they like when you’re not with them? Do they check in on you constantly, or feel lost without you?)

Unless it’s his idea, it’s rare for Dandy to not be with you. He totally feels lost without you and tries not to stay away for any length of time.

J = Jilted (How do they act when met with rejection from you?)

Childish rage. He’ll throw an outright temper tantrum. Then he’ll forget about it and start from scratch until you eventually do accept him.

K = Kidnap (Would they ever abduct you just to have you to themselves for a while?)

He definitely would. You’re his prize, and once caught, you’ll be kept in his house unless he took you out himself.

L = Lines (Do they cross lines with you? What ones? Is it something they know they’re doing?)

Dandy will cross any line he has to. He tells you he hates to, but you know it’s a lie. He’ll do whatever he wants whether you like it or not.

M = Manipulation (Would they manipulate you? How? And would you realize that’s what was happening?)

He won’t really manipulate you, simply because he’s deluded enough to think you’ll already do exactly what he wants when he wants.

N = Naive (Do they like you pliant or do they prefer you to challenge them?)

He doesn’t like a challenge, so staying pliant and agreeable is your best way of staying safe around him.

O = Ownership (Do they feel possessive of you? How do they act when you’re around others?)

He’s 100% possessive of you. You’re his and his alone. He doesn’t even like anyone to set eyes on you if he can help it.

P = Petulant (Are they moody? Easy to anger? Or are they patient and forgiving around you?)

He’s very moody and extremely easy to anger. He does put on a very sweet act around you but it can turn on a dime.

Q = Quit (Would they quit any of their behaviors for you if you asked?)

No. God no. You’re just his pet, his possession. He’s not going to change for you.

R = Rules (Would they have rules for you? Brainwash you? Teach you the right way to be theirs?)

His main rule is to never leave the house. And he’d teach you all of the correct ways to be his. If you don’t follow them, you can expect serious anger.

S = Stalker (Would they stalk you? How far would it go?)

Before he brought you home, he for sure stalked you. It’s how he became so fascinated with you in the first place.

T = Target (What do they wish to do to you? How twisted are their ideals?)

He just wishes to have you, to look at you like you’re some kind of doll and to make you love him.

U = Utopia (How much effort do they put into making you happy?)

He puts a fair amount of effort into keeping you happy. But he doesn’t like it when you’re not appreciative of those efforts.

V = Violence (Would they ever be violent with you?)

Probably, yes. He’s prone to violence, but he’ll always get all sweet again and promise you he didn’t mean it.

W = Will (Would they ever do anything against your will?)

Certainly. He’s only concerned with his own will, so get on board or face the consequences.

X = Xoanon (Would they revere or worship you? To what length would they go to win you over?)

He would revere you as the pinnacle of his collection. And he’d go to great lengths to win you over so that you stayed his forever.

Y = Yowl (Do they ever make you cry? Do they enjoy your tears?)

He has made you cry, but he doesn’t like to see your tears. He’ll kiss or sometimes lick them away and soothe you, even if he’s the one that caused them moments ago.

Z = Zenith (Would they ever break you just so you’d stay with them?)

Yes. If there was no other way you’d stay and behave, he’d break you so you would.

For @arianadevareux

Dandy Mott: @bluenystic, @peggycarter-steverogers, @gothtrash6969, @callsigncrash, @words-of-holly, @somelonelywriter

#dandy mott #dandy mott yandere alphabet #dandy mott x reader #american horror story #american horror story freakshow #ahs #ahs freakshow #request

[yanxidarlings]

HETALIA MASTERLIST

general headcanons

◯ turkey / sadik adnan

◯ prussia / gilbert beilschmidt

◯ america / alfred f jones

◯ finland / tino väinämöinen

◯ ukraine / irina chernenko

◯ romano / lovino vargas

◯ australia / jett kirkland

platonic/romantic headcanons

◯ platonic england

◯ platonic nordics

individual headcanons

◯ shy with america

◯ superhero-esque with america

◯ platonic yandere with america

◯ daydreams with america

◯ uncivilised with england

◯ victorian poc with england

◯ childhood friend with hong kong

group headcanons

◯ heartbroken with the axis

◯ disappointed with the axis

◯ anxious with the axis

◯ unhappily married with the allies

◯ aroace with the allies

◯ lesbian with the allies

◯ refusing to eat with the allies

◯ insecure with the nordics

◯ sickly with the italy brothers

◯ pugnacious with the german brothers

◯ psychopath with eng-ita-ame

◯ androphobia with eng-spa-can

◯ otome with ger-eng-ame

◯ bosses relative with ger-eng-ame

◯ sociable with ger-eng-rus

◯ sharing with ger-eng-pru

◯ lovestruck with ger-swe-spa

◯ reciprocated yandere with rus-ame

◯ rejected proposal with rus-ger

yandere vs yandere

◯ austria vs switzerland

◯ ukraine vs belarus

◯ hungary vs romania

◯ england vs romania

◯ russia vs germany

◯ america vs russia

◯ america vs germany (p2, p3)

◯ norway vs iceland

◯ hong kong vs south korea

◯ greece vs turkey vs egypt

yandere alphabet

◯ D,M,Z with america

◯ F,H,I with america

◯ C,D,H with prussia

◯ D,A,Y with australia

◯ J,Q,U with the baltics

◯ D,W,Z with ame-can-fra

◯ X,S with eng-ger-rus

◯ F,L,M with eng-pru

◯ B,J,T with rus-ame

◯ E,K,R with ice-jap

◯ A,P,Y with hk-tai-mac

yandere discussion

◯ unrequited yandere

◯ warmonger

◯ fake broken

#yandere hetalia #masterlist #hetalia masterlist #hws #hetalia #aph hetalia #aph #aph headcanons #aph yandere

[inlove-and-dying]

The Walking Dead characters as things from the quotes channel on Discord (Ft. Y/N) PT 2

Negan: nice, I slap children

Y/N: my brain is smooth! it hardly has any wrinkles! the only wrinkles it has are from stress!

Daryl: you run like a deer in the headlights

Carl: I am not above drop-kicking children

Michonne: time sure does fly when you've been sleeping all day

Negan: do you have a crush on me? Rick, without missing a beat: no, I have standards Negan: Negan: I just asked you that to see your reaction but OW-

Y/N: cats are not human

Carl: another day, another slay. and as I like to say, go fuck yourself!

Y/N: *about Carl* there go his ribs.... oh and his life too i guess.... oh nevermind he's still alive the stupid bitch

Y/N: I'm just gonna.... slide the L to you... Daryl: and I'm just gonna.... flip the bird to you....

Glenn, at 2 AM: reject humanity, become B A N A N A

Negan: manslaughter... I can't believe it's not murder!

Michonne: my ducks are not in a row. heck, I don't even know if my ducks are alive!

Carl, to Daryl: you're a tall midget

Rick: where are you going? Y/N: *exhasperated sigh* Australia Rick: oh Rick: you're gonna die Y/N and Carl: *laugh* Carl, quietly: that's the point

Y/N: I would just like to say Y/N: Daryl has a rockin' set of tits Y/N: I mean have you seen them??? Y/N: and not to mention the HAIR oh my god the HAIR Y/N: I W A N T H I S G E N D E R

Glenn: Maggie. MAGGIE. I have decided that I am going to be a walking blue stick

Daryl, to Glenn: you're talkin' a lotta smack for someone light enough to be thrown into oncoming traffic

Negan: I'm going crazy. I said killed someone and said "eat this, it's good for you"

Carl: you squished my weiner :(

Y/N: y'know, IDK crap about the Bible but I do know the entire Pokemon timeline

Rick: *comes into Carl's room* I think I've found your trouble sleeping Carl: what? Rick: *points to coffee cup* maybe you should be having that in the morning instead of at night Carl: but morning for me was 3PM Rick: try 9AM Carl: nooooo that's nastyyyyyy

Negan: I'm so manly that even my balls have balls

Carl, to Negan and Rick: aww, look at you! arguing like the old couple that you are!

Enid: do you have a fruit loop stuck up in your nose?

Tara: go dink some water children. hydrate or die straight

Rick: I am.... Rick: going to war, for plot reasons

Michonne: Im pretty sure i lose more blood on ym period that I will with a broken nose, I'll be fine

Carol: dude, you're trying to speedrun seeing God

Y/N: gotta love that E N E R G Y J U I C E

Carol: get outta here, dude. I revoke your life pass

Abraham: If all else fails, we get a tank

Maggie: be nice to everyone! *looks at Y/N and Carl* I'm talking to you two!

Eugene: THAT IS A FOUNTAIN. A FOUNTAIN IS A DECORATIVE RESEVOIR USED FOR DISPERSING WATER

Glenn: I am extremely dying

Governer: *laughs in evil*

#twd x reader #twd incorrect quotes #the walking dead x reader #the walking dead incorrect quotes

[night-inferno871]

Ya know I a bit about the rejected serie Varian and the 7 Kingdoms (correct me if I'm wrong) and I put some thoughts into it

why didn't they make it into a book series instead?

I mean yea it's not a show but what if they made it into a boom first and if it got popular enough it would have probably gotten it's own show

I mean that's how some shows/movies started anyways

Twilight and Harry Potters got a movie and they're original from the books

but it is what it is we can't make a show just happen if we even wanted to

sad to see a amazing idea good to waste because Rapunzel wasn't the main character in it

I mean come on how many shows take a side character or whatever and make their own side series from it

hell the team behind Varian and the 7 Kingdoms (again correct me if I got that wrong) had everything planned out

they had the storyboard on hand

they worked on the story

they was ready to get the show into action

ya know what Disney said?

"Nah, there no Rapunzel

[ R E J E C T E D ]"

just because Rapunzel isn't there doesn't mean she wouldn't be ever mention I mean come on won't you think Varian would mention her a few times or he would go back to see her to see how everyone is doing at some point in his adventure?

anyways I need to stop rambling about this because it's getting too long already

but still hate how Disney just throws away a good show like that

#speaking my mind #ramblings #tangled #varian and the seven kingdoms #disney sucks for rejecting the show

[fandom-asks-and-scenarios]

NSFW daulscar

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He's calm and a little needy, wanting to feel you in his arms and hold you close to make sure you are safe, wanting nothing more than to fall asleep to the sound of your heartbeat and the feel of you pressed against him.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

 His favorite part of himself would be his hands, and how pretty they look wrapped around your throat or digging into your hips as he makes you cry out.

His favorite part of you are your eyes, he knows he's weak for you when you give him pretty little puppy eyes, or he loves how pretty you look with tear filled eyes begging him to touch you.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He doesn't really care as long as its in or on you, can't let a single drop go to waste 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) 

He secretly wants to know how it would feel to have you in charge but he will never admit it 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) 

He know what he's doing and he’s cocky about it, he knows exactly what to do to have you crying out for him

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) 

He enjoys doggy and mating press, as long as he can touch you he's happy.

 G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

Hes 100% serious, but sometimes he enjoys mocking you.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) hes a troll and i headcanon they don’t grow hair down there

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) 

It depends on his mood, if hes jealous or possessive than he doesn't care about being romantic or loving, but if you catch him when he's feeling needy or on the rare occasion insecure than he pours all his love for you into those moments, whisper sweet nothings into your ears as he .worship you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn't really see the point in it when he has you around, but on the rare occasion he does.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) 

Choking, daddy kink, pet play, bdsm, master pet, and a lot more, this is one kinky motherfucker.

L = Location (favourite places to they do)

His cabin on the ship, or hotels, or the baths, or over any surface really.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He goes crazy when you beg for him, or when you tease him.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

Really hurting you, or having you push him away or reject him, he likes to feel needed so if your not into it than neither is he

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He prefers receiving, He loves watching you use your pretty little mouth on him.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Once again it depends on his mood, he can be rough and brutal or he can be sweet and calm

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) 

He prefers to properly fuck you but if need be he doesnt mind resulting to quickies

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He doesn't mind taking risks every now and than, if you want to try something new all you need to do is ask.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) 

He can last anywhere from 3 to 6 rounds 

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) 

He enjoys having a little help every now and than, as long as they are only being used on you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) 

He loves teasing and mocking you, seeing you tear up over him teasing you gets him going.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) 

Either he's softly grunting or he's whispering sweet nothings into your ear/mocking you but he doesn't really moan loudly or anything

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He would love to see you dressed up in all the jewels and fine clothes he has gotten you wanting to see you covered in riches and knowing he can spoil you turns him on and makes him proud.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) 

Around 9 inches with a ribbing on top

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) 

He tends to have a high sex drive.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He doesn't fall asleep right away wanting to make sure you’re ok and safe before he slowly drifts off to sleep.

#dualscar #homestuck #ampora #dualscar homestuck #homestuck daulscar

[jungwnies]

BOYFRIEND with CHANGBIN

syn ' changbin as ur boyfriend (a-z) genre ' romance, fluff, a-z headcanon req ' yes

word count ' ~0.7k warning ' none, maybe a little suggestive?

A » Affection - How affectionate are they?

he's so sweet

literally theee sweetest

he remembers every little thing about you

he reminds you to eat and take care of yourself

he's literally the biggest sleep

he's so affectionate ugh

definitely the most boyfriend material of boyfriend materials

B » Bonding - How often do they bond with you?

very often

he's always cuddling

and always talking

he just loves hearing about you

and he loves getting closer to you

closer than he already is

C » Communication - Do they keep in touch with you when they're away?

he doesn't leave you alone

not that you would want to be left alone

so yes,

he does

D » Date - How often do they set up a dates for you two?

often butttt

they are at home dates

he's the biggest homebody

E » Essential - What is the thing that is important to them?

loyalty and honesty

that's essential for him

G » Gross - What is the thing he hates in your relationship?

he hates that sometimes you reject his advances when it comes to dates that require the house

I » Intercourse - How are they in 6? (yk what I mean by 6)

his dick game goes crazy

that's all i will say

J » Jealousy - How jealous do they get?

very

but he's not toxic

K » Kiss - How good are they at kissing?

okay don't hate me

but he's not that good at kissing

at least in the beginning it was kinda like uhhh

but now it's like ooo

L » Love - How do they show their love to you?

through how he remembers everything about you

and how he takes care of you

he also just says

he loves you

allllll the time

M » Mad - How often do you argue?

not often

he's like... against arguments

yk,,, yellow card... 😭

N » Naughty - How do they deal with you annoying them?

he just sits there and takes it

HE RUNS WITH IT

PROBABLLYYYY ANNOYED U BACK LMFAO

O » Open - How often do they open up to you?

he takes to you about everything all the time

P » Pet names - How are they with pet names?

he just says babe and baby

nothing out of the ordinary

Q » Quiet - does he give you the silent treatment?

no

he refuses

he will try for like 5 minutes

then ultimately fails

R » Ramble - How often do they talk about you to others?

he doesn't stop...

S » Soft - How soft are they to you?

he treats you like the most soft

and most delicate person

to ever

fucking

exist

T » Think - What reminds them of you?

everything

every little fucking thing

U » Unhappy - What makes them break if you break up with them?

the memories

he doesn't forget them

keeps them deeply locked within his heart

literally his only love

he's so broken 😞

V » Vacation - How are they with long distance relationship? (That had nothing to do with the word but I am running out of ideas)

he can't

he can't do it

he needs you

he wants you

HE NEEEDS TO BE WITH U

W » Wholesome - The most sweetest thing they ever did to you?

when ur were sick

and he immediately started taking care of u ???

husband material ong

X » Extra Headcanon

when he took you to his studio because he wanted you on a track

it's giving soundcloud rapper but its okay because we all know he's more talented than that

he just wanted you to open one of his raps LOL

Y » Young and beautiful (how long does it last?)

i want to say forever but

i think it'll last longer than forever

Z » Zzz - How do they sleep with you?

he doesn't let go of you

literally is like.. on top of you

LOL

2022 © jungwnies

#kpop #kpop fanfic #skz #skz fanfic #skz fluff #skz drabble #skz headcanon #skz scenario #skz imagine #stray kids #stray kids fanfic #stray kids headcanon #stray kids scenarios #stray kids imagines #stray kids imagine #skz imagines #skz scenarios #stray kids fluff #bang chan #seo changbin #hwang hyunjin #han jisung #lee know #lee felix #kim seungmin #yang jeongin #kpop drabble #kpop scenarios #jungwnies #𐐪♡︎₊˚ ― jungwnies

[simpfordemetri]

Can you do an NSFW alphabet about Alec Volturi please??

Alec Volturi NSFW alphabet

Warnings:NSFW

Alec is +18!!!!!!

A=Aftercare

He would cuddle you and tell you how good you did.

He gets shy after sex and will snug his face on your neck,smelling your scent.

You kiss his forehead and touch his hair.

B=Body part

His favourite body part of himself it's his torso,he knows how much you love it and loves when you kiss him down his chest adoring him.

His favourite part of you is your inner thighs,loves bitting them softly and leaves purple marks.

C=Cum

Always finish inside you,liking how it feels with your warm cum and his cold one.

D=Dirty secret

If he weren't one of the most important guards he would take you somewhere in the castle.

E=Experience

Loose his virginity to you,but learns quickly;)

F=Favourite position

Missionary,he likes to see your face and keeping eye contact.Also seeing your reactions to know if u are feeling okay or not.

G=Goofy

It's mostly serious but will give u smiles to make u feel comfortable.

H=Hair

He doesn't have much hair.

Doesn't care at all if u are not shaved.

I=Intimacy

Soft and shy,both of you looking at each other eyes feeling how love you both are being.

J=Jack off

He used to,he were virgin until he found you,but know that he has you he doesn't think he needs it.

K=Kink

Squirt.

L=Location

Your shared room,always.

M=Motivation

When u tell him to lay between your thighs,saying it's just for cuddle,but he knows what you are doing.

N=No

Hurting you,in any way and public sex.

O=Oral

Loves when u gives it to him,nobody has never touch and do those things to him.

Also loves giving you,his tongue feeling so good around your folds making you scream.

P=Pace

He is slow and soft,don't like being rude,if you ask him he might be but will make u known that it's not his preference.

Q=Quickie

Not a fan of them but will eat you out if you are feeling needy and he has to go.

R=Risk

Tries new things that you tell him but never in public,he has a reputation.

S=Stamina

He could last forever but if u are human it would depends on how are you feeling,2-3 rounds.

T=Toy

Didn't even known the existence of those.

U=Unfair

He doesn't tease,and would hate if you do it,he wants to pleasure you and makes you cum many times as possible.He is quite serious about this.

V=Volume

He tries to not being loud but fails,growls and whisper how good you feel.

W=Wild card

Watching your boobs going up and down as you ride him,makes him absolutely crazy and you know it.

X=X-ray

Around 15 cm,he got turned so young.

Y=Yearning

His sex drive it's normal,sometimes more high and others low,depends on how he is feeling,but he would never reject you.

Z=ZZZ

Puts you closer to his cold chest whispering sweet nothings to you,helping you fall asleep,gently massaging your back.

#twilight #the twilight saga #breaking dawn #the volturi #twilight saga #twilight headcanon #twilight rennaisance #twilight smut #alec volturi headcanons #alec volturi smut #alec volturi x reader #alec volturi

[lanawinterscigarettes]

I'm gonna be opening requests for the angst alphabet! (because I only just realized it existed lol) Any character I write for is welcome, including poly relationships <3

Angst Alphabet

A is for Accident (How they would react if they made a harmful accident for you)

B is for Bad Habits (The bad habits they have and how it affects you)

C is for Crying (How you/they react to the other crying)

D is for Death  (How you/they react to the others death)

E is for Emotion (The emotion they try to repress)

F is for Frustrated (What annoys you/them)

G is for Guilt (What you/they feel guilty about)

H is for Humiliation (How you/they embarrass yourself/themself)

I is for Injury (How would they react if you were hurt)

J is for Jealous ( How would they react if they were jealous)

K is for Knight (When they fail to protect you)

L is for Loss (Their greatest loss)

M is for Mistake (The worst mistake they ever made with you)

N is for Nightmare (How they react to you having a nightmare)

O is for Outrage (How and why they get mad at you)

P is for Past (A mistake they made that still tugs at them)

Q is for Quirk (One of their quirks they consider a flaw that you like)

R is for Rejection (How they react to you not sharing their feelings)

S is for Sands (How they feel about an age difference)

T is for Trust (When they have broken your trust)

U is for Urge (How badly do they want to see you after you are separated)

V is for Vicious (What they do when lashing out at you)

W is for Weak (What makes them feel weak)

X is for X-Ray (what they hate and how they show it)

Y is for Yearn (What they want but can't have)

Z is for Zero (What they do/say in their dying moments)

#angst #angst alphabet #american horror story angst #marvel angst #ahs angst #mcu angst #once upon a time angst #ouat angst #the umbrella academy angst #tua angst #scream angst #jennifers body angst #natasha romanoff angst #wanda maximoff angst #regina mills angst #five hargreeves angst #madison montgomery angst #jennifer check angst #billy loomis angst #sidney prescott angst #veronica sawyer angst #jason dean angst #emma swan angst #klaus hargreeves angst

[volleyball-crow]

Rules!! Aoba Johsai Volleyball Team

Rejected titles, written above and crossed out: Resistance is Futile, Oikawa-san’s Rules, OIKAWA-SAN RULES, Seijoh Commandments, Aoba Johsai Laws, Shittykawa can’t come up with decent titles to save his life, Vice-captain please stop antagonizing him

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Rule #1: Oikawa-san is the master commander in this ship and you shall obey him in all matters.

lol l o l lol lol Mutiny! Mutiny, I say!

Rule #2: First-years must rotate setting up duties, as well as cleaning up duties.

Oikawa, if you’re going to do this, then at least do it decently why must you suck the fun out of everything, Iwa-chan? interesting choice of words there Oikawa-kun! Matsukawa. Laps. Yes, sir. On it, sir.

Rule #2.1. if Kunimi pretends to forget his turn again, he’ll get a life sentence

why is there a rule just for me, Hanamaki-san, that’s so unfair i n s t e a d   o f   a   r u l e,   w e   c o u l d   a s k   t h e    v i c e-c a p t a i n   t o   t h i n k    u p   s o m e   k i n d   o f    s p e c i a l   p u n i s h m e n t    f o r   y o u actually, you know what, Kindaichi, I’m fine with this

Rule #3: You bleed on it, you wash it

how do I get blood out of fabric, again? hydrogen peroxide, Mattsun. or you could just put that ugly yellow shirt in the trash where it belongs don’t even, Oikawa, I know the nasty stuff you have hidden in that wardrobe

Rule #4: Mandatory yearly field trip to look at the stars for team bonding purposes!

Is this just an excuse to spend an entire night looking for UFOs and discussing the possibility of alien life? Y e s. Y e s. Yeeep. What say you, Dr. Expert-in-Oikawa-Matters I say he probably needs his Star Trek collection confiscated to calm down a little YOU’RE NOT CUTE! YOU’RE NOT CUTE AT ALL! THIS IS WHY YOU CAN’T GET A GIRLFRIEND, IWA-CHAN! lol no it’s not

Rule #5: If you bring a water bottle to practice, then take it home with you

The club room is small enough, don’t waste space on stupid stuff, we already have Oikawa that hurt even me UNCALLED FOR IWA-CHAN!

Rule #6: Occasionally the vice-captain will fuck up and end up petting the captain’s hair in apology. Pretend you don’t see this.

I’d like to know who had the balls to write this because he deserves a medal h a p p y   p e o p l e   s h o u l d   a l l   e x p l o d e

Rule #6: For fuck’s sake, no fangirls.

someone explain to me how come Oikawa-san’s presence makes us all invisible? l o l   m i s d i r e c t i o n

Rule #7: Iwa-chan needs some loving every now and then~ Oikawa needs a kick in the ass every now and then

N o   t h a n k s,   I   e n j o y   l i v i n g I also happen to be quite attached to my life r e l a x,   l i t t l e   f i r s t   y e a r s,   I w a i z u m i    m e a n t   t h i s   r u l e   j u s t   f o r   h i m s e l f,   h e’ d   k i l l   y o u   i f   y o u   t r i e d   i t o h    g o d not to worry, Kindaichi, Oikawa-senpai would kill us himself first s o m e h o w    I’ m    n o t   c o m f o r t e d Iwa-chan, how dare you talk about the great Oikawa-san like this! that’s exactly why why does no one respect me in this house. I guess we should show our respect for you more, shouldn’t we, Captain Mattsun~ you’re my favourite♥

Rule #8: We must greet Oikawa’s greatness every morning with a salute and 2 yoga exercises done on the spot.

Downward dog is preferred. I w a i z u m i - s a n,   n o o o o   X D D D Mattsun, you’re no longer my favourite. lol disowned it was all worth it HANAMAKI-SAN DID IT HANAMAKI-SAN DID IT OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHA M A T S U K A W A - S A N  T O O!   O M G this is why everyone thinks the volleyball team is not normal well, they’re not wrong

Rule #9: Funny guys who think they’re funnier than they actually are will run laps until they puke♥

Sorry =(   Sorry        S O R R Y       s o r r y ! !       oops We’re really sorry, please don’t kill us Whoever said Captain is not a hardass, my thousand bruises and missing tooth would like to have a word he just wanted to see if your eyebrows get thinner when you’re tired Iwaizumi-san. Not helping. [you’re all so strange - Sawamura] Z I P    I T    K A R A S U N O !

Rule #10: If we’re playing poker, Oikawa-senpai is not allowed in the room

just -how- does he know everyone’s tells? it’s not that bad, is it? m a y b e    i f    y o u    c o u l d   r e s i s t   t h e    u r g e   t o   d o   a   l i v e  a u d i o   c o m m e n t a r y   a n d   d i d n ’t   o u t   e v e r y   s i n g l e   b l u f f   g o i n g  o n I’d also appreciate my eyebrows not being the topic of a 5-minute monologue for once

Rule #11: Monopoly is BANNED.

L e t   i t    b e   n o t e d   h e r e    t h a t    I   o w n e d   a l l   y o u r   a s s e s. Makki, dude, let it go.

Rule #12: No dog jokes, practical or otherwise. Kyotani is enough of a pain in the ass already.

personally I thought the leash was a very nice touch because he didn’t get the joke? because he didn’t get the joke. y o u ’ r e   s o   l u c k y    h e   r e a d   t h e   w o r d   “R u l e s”   a n d   s t a r t e d   p r e t e n d i n g   t h i s   b o a r d   d o e s n’ t   e x i s t

Rule #13: Liberos are precious creatures that must be protected at all costs.

I need to know who wrote this, so I can figure out if I should be feeling the love or the sarcasm Watari, dear, it’s probably both O i k a w a - s a n   o n   p o i n t   a s    a l w a y s

Rule #14: Iwa-chan is a beautiful cinnamon roll, too perfect for this world, too pure

d i d   O i k a w a - s a n   s u r v i v e   w r i t i n g   t h i s ? he’s been missing for three days O H    M Y   G O D    W H A T Kindaichi you saw him less than an hour ago o h.   o h   y e a h.

Rule #15: If you’re drunk, we don’t know you.

But I hear he still carried Captain’s ass home [but did he cop a feel, tho] NEKOMA WHEN I FIND YOU I’M GONNA KILL YOU [that was not a no] please don’t kill another team’s captain, Iwaizumi-san

Rule #16: If you don’t know me, I can do whatever I want

a h.   t h e y ’r e   s t i l l    f i g h t i n g,   a r e n ’t    t h e y ? how observant of you. Does nothing escape your all-seeing eye, Kindaichi?

Rule #17: Team dinners after every match. No exceptions.

good to hear they made up

Rule #18: The next person to start an underwear-stealing chain will be hung up from the school’s flag mast in their socks. And only their socks.

is this actually physically possible? wanna find out?

Rule #19: Iwaizumi-san is always serious, and must always be taken at his word, please don’t ever think he’s kidding because he’ll really do it oh god

and they said high school wouldn’t be a traumatic experience

Rule #20: CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELVES FOR FUCK’S SAKE THAT WAS DISGUSTING

this day will go down in Aoba Johsai history as the smelliest there ever was i t    l o o k s    l i k e    a   d i r t y    l a u n d r y    b o m b   f r o m   h e l l   w e n t    o f f    i n    t h e r e.   w h a t    t h e   h e l l   h a p p e n e d I   n e e d    t o   kn o w:   w h o    d o   t h e   s p a r k l y    a l i e n   b o x e r s   b e l o n g   t o ? lolololol Oikawa-san, Kindaichi found your underwear w h a t ? nooooo, Kin-chan, don’t believe his lies! I know for a fact you have three more pairs in different colours STOP MESSING IN MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER HAJIME stop hiding the TV remote in there when you’re sulking C a p t a i n… ah, Captain just broke Kindaichi’s little hero-worshipping heart. he should buy him dinner as compensation. and me too. oh no. I feel so disillusioned. only free food can heal the wound in my soul. in fact, he should buy all of us dinner, after all this hard work, isn’t that right, Hanamaki-san? I   w o u l d n’ t    s a y   n o    t o    t h a t,    M a t s u k a w a - s a n. you’re all horrible, horrible people, I should just go to Shiratorizawa you’d be back in three days, tops. you’re so uncute, Iwa-chan. no wonder you can’t get a girlfriend. lolololol that’s not why

Rule #21: don’t underestimate other teams, no matter how weak they seem.

d a m n.   d a m n    d a m n    d a m n   d a m n. next time, man. we’ll only get better from here. stay focused.

Rule #22: Karasuno and Shiratorizawa are going down first - and then we’re going for the Champions Cup. First place will be ours.

Scribbled several times all over the remaining space below rule #22 in different handwritings: Yes, Captain.

RULE THE COURT

(tiny drawing of an adorable, but somehow incredibly menacing chibi!Oikawa, with a cheerful smile full of teeth. The speech bubble next to him reads: “…. or else.”)

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu #hq!! #volleyball anime #ハイキュー！！ #aoba johsai #i couldn't find the original post on tumblr for some reason?? #so i copied it from AO3 #i wonder if i never actually posted this on tumblr back then??