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viv-weylin · 5 months

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HALF LIFE TUMBLR SIMULATOR:

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whoever keeps stealing my rations from the breakroom owes me AT LEAST six days worth at this point.

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Its happening to you too, 2901? I thought it was just me...

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This is a reminder that we work hard for our rations and it's kinda fucked up to steal people's hard work... idk if its just me but why is it normalized to make fun of Civil Protection?? We're just doing out job.

@combinefeedback can you fix this??

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Double agent of the week has been announced! Special thanks to @ bcalhoun for his hard work. He has reportedly stolen weeks worth of rations from the City 17, District 6 breakroom, thoroughly demotivating the metrocops :).

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Looking for a roleplay partner! I'd be roleplaying my BlackMesa!OC, Jamie. I'm okay roleplaying with BlackMesa!Ocs or Gordon Freeman. Breen roleplayers please do not interact!

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What's wrong with breen?? /gen

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What do you mean what's wrong with breen?? U literally support... ☹️☹️ blocked and reported.

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Gordon Freeman fanart drawn by @gfreemanlefttoe!

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Wow! 😍 Most Accurate Drawing I've Seen Yet! Amazing Work, gfreemanlefttoe!

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As someone who knew Gordon before all this... kinda wild ngl.

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My dad literally worked with Gordon I can't imagine how he feels knowing gfreemanlefttoe is a real username.

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Here's a selfie with my pet dog!

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I literally saw him attack a combine soldier yesterday...

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And???

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Kinda weird ngl...

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Ermmm in literally neurodivergent and a minor 🤓

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Today, 10 years ago, the Resonance Cascade happened!

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Username change. Gfhhhh 👍

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jungwnies · 1 year

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a ⤖ aftercare (how he is after sex)

joong is literally the sweetest person ever after sex. he takes care of you, cleans you up, and just makes sure you're 100% comfortable. (i want him so bad y'all i can't even)

b ⤖ body part (his favorite body part)

his favorite body part on himself is his tongue... do i even need to explain... his favorite body part on YOU however is definitely your ass. he is 100% an ass person lololol

c ⤖ cum (anything to do with cum)

in you on you whatever he just likes seeing you pleased by him

d ⤖ dirty secret (his dirty secret)

he really really wants to record an audio of you just moaning like he realllyyyy wants to do that

e ⤖ experience (how experienced is he?)

he doesn't fuck around often, but he definitely has experience and he is good!!! especially with that tongue of his

f ⤖ fav position (sex position)

missionary or reverse cowgirl depends on his mood >.>

g ⤖ goofy (how he acts in the moment)

he's pretty serious cus he's tryna get down and dirty. when y'all fuck it's because he's actually fr horny and he wants to make sure it's good for both parties

h ⤖ hair (how groomed is he?)

he's well groomed, almost completely hairless

i ⤖ intimacy (how passionate is he?)

very?!?!?! why is this even a question... he literally loves you so hard... both ways ^.^

j ⤖ jack off (how often he masturbates)

not often... he'd rather wait to fuck you

k ⤖ kink (one or more)

bondage ngl....

l ⤖ location (fav place to do it)

he loves doing it in the bathroom for some reason. in the shower but also really loves fucking you in a bathrub

m ⤖ motivation (what keeps him going)

when you look him in the eyes, he swears he can see the sparkle in you. it turns him on so much when you look at him and pretty moans are leaving your mouth as he just rams into you

n ⤖ no (something he would NOT do)

he would not do age play, he's just... it's not for him

o ⤖ oral (giving + receiving — is he good?)

oh my god yes... he's so good at giving, he will make your eyes roll back. he honestly would prefer to give than receive, so get ready for thatttt

p ⤖ pace (fast and rough? slow and sensual?)

he is slow and sensual, but its sooooo good

q ⤖ quickie (his opinion on it + how often they happen)

he doesn't like them, he would rather take his time and make sure you really feel good, plus he enjoys the time he has with you.

r ⤖ risks (is he willing to experiment, does he take risks, etc.)

he's willing to experiment ofc, but he also has his boundaries!

s ⤖ stamina (how long can he last?)

a long time depending on how his day went, but he's definitely lasting longer than the avg, male

t ⤖ toys (does he use/own any?)

no he doesn't, he's thought about it, but he thinks his hands & his tongue are perfectly fine ^_<

u ⤖ unfair (how much does he tease?)

a lot but he's someone who gets shit done so of course he's going to finish what he started

v ⤖ volume (how loud is he + what noises does he make?)

he's loud when he knows he can be, but he controls his volume depending on the time & location he's not whiny but he's not someone who grunts either. it's more of an in-between thing, but he sounds hot asf.

w ⤖ wild card (random headcanon for him)

remember his dirty secret? well it finally came true. you allowed him to record your moans and after a long performance on tour he went to the hotel and got right to it in the shower and he played your moans on the speaker. luckily no one else was there because everyone else was eating dinner.

x ⤖ x-ray (what’s under his clothes?)

h'e not big but he's not micro either he's in between it grows when he's hard for sure and he has a beautiful build waist? helloooo

y ⤖ yearning (how high is his sex drive?)

honestly i just don't think his sex drive is very high like he's definitely not a hornball

z ⤖ zzz (how quickly does he sleep after?)

he sleeps when he knows you're comfortable! he will stay up all night if that is what it takes for you to be comfortable :C

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silverflqmes · 1 year

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໒⦂ 𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐂𝐒.

notes. reposted from wp!

genre. fluff + crack

ft. tooru oikawa, yuji terushima, atsumu + osamu miya, shigeru yahaba, keiji akaashi, shoyo hinata

gender neutral! reader

➫ 𝓞𝗜𝗞𝗔𝗪𝗔 𝓣𝗢𝗢𝗥𝗨 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ sleepovers with oikawa are wILD LIKE GIRL GET READY OMG —

⌗ lots of snacks and y'all would bake cookies together after running to like, walmart in pajamas

⌗ cuz you guys have sleepovers so offen you practically have clothes at each other's houses. oikawa has matching alien pajamas for y'all istg — imagine walking into the store at 10pm lookin like a bunch of dorks searchin for cookie mix-

⌗ FACIALS — girl you already know oikawa has all that good shit that just — wOrKs wOnDErs. expensive asf too, but he has money🧍‍♀️

⌗ jamming to boybands; i don't make the rules, he does😻

⌗ sleep? with all the sci-fi movies he wants to watch? honeyyy😪

⌗ cUdDLinG cuz oikawa KNOWS how to hug istg like he's so wARm AND GIRL THOSE ARMS PLEASE-

➫ 𝓣𝗘𝗥𝗨𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗠𝗔 𝓨𝗨𝗝𝗜 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ TIKTOKS — istg yes y'all are makin tiktoks cuz teru do b famous🤾

⌗ pictures too — terushima would prolly also try n vlog your whole sleepover for you guys to watch later and just rEmiNisCe✨ he would totally edit the whole thing too and make it bomb asf

⌗ deadass feel like yuji would bring up the idea of going on omegele to screw w ppl a lil bit —

⌗ the girls would lose their shit and tbh if i saw him, me too😐

⌗ fuck tons of soda n pizza; no sleep🤩

⌗ ngl y'all would definitely pull up on wp or tumblr n make fun of sum nsfw posts

⌗ HE DOES YOUR HAIR HXJDKSKS

➫ 𝓜𝗜𝗬𝗔 𝓣𝗪𝗜𝗡𝗦 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ they're kind of a packaged deal- so you get both unless you wanna sit n watch them argue for 368393 years over you😐

⌗ DUMBASSES START ARGUING OVER THE TOP BUNK HDJSKLSLSKS

⌗ you make them both sleep on the floor BAHHAHAHAHAHAHA as you should.

⌗ they have loads of gaming consoles so i can see y'all playing a couple rounds of smash maybe or pulling up on the wii to play either just dance, mk or mario party

⌗ each time atsumu loses he throws a fit n starts complaining, asking for rematches every five minutes until samu kicks him🧍‍♀️

⌗ OSAMU MAKES DINNER HXJSKSKSL

⌗ at some point after knocking out, you'll wake up to get a glass of water and that's when you catch those two hugging each other in their sleep 😶 you take pictures for the team-

➫ 𝓨𝗔𝗛𝗔𝗕𝗔 𝓢𝗛𝗜𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗨 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ ahem, for my underrated crackheaded son- Y'ALL WOULD HAVE THE SOFTEST YET MOST CHAOTIC SLEEPOVER EVER

⌗ HE HAS SHIT ON EVERYONE OMG

⌗ too much tea and too little sleep

⌗ because of his horrible strategies when it comes to picking up girls, you end up giving him a few tips, he needs them-

⌗ i feel like earlier in the day, you'd end up going shopping together and take some really pretty pictures later under some flowers

⌗ you guys would totally bake toooo, cream puffs cuz you were teasing him about his hair zhsjskslldl you save some for makki🙈

⌗ deep conversations about future stuff cuz he's worried about the third years leaving and nervous; please hug him-

➫ 𝓐𝗞𝗔𝗔𝗦𝗛𝗜 𝓚𝗘𝗜𝗝𝗜 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ you guys would have such a relaxing sleepover omg

⌗ facials and manicures cuz boy needs to keep his own nails nice n taken care of for those smooth ass sets

⌗ i feel like akaashi would have a pool so bring a bathing suit with you🥰

⌗ i headcanon him being able to play piano tbh, he just seems like that kinda classy guy to me- but ofc really shy and maybe a pinch self conscious abt playing, so he'll reluctantly play something for you but it'll sound sooo good

⌗ deep conversations as well because yk he's mostly close with the third years and well as draining as bokuto can be, he doesn't want him to go, or konoha and the others🙁

⌗ please reassure him hdjsksk he needs it.

⌗ studio ghibli movies🥺 i feel like his favorite would be spirited away cuz the visuals and him empathizing with haku??

➫ 𝓗𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔 𝓢𝗛𝗢𝗬𝗢 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ he'd probably come to your house and pick you up at the crack of mf dawn to go to morning practice with him first before going to his house😐

⌗ PORK BUNS AND LOADS OF FOOD

⌗ natsu would be home and she prolly wants sum attention🥺🥺 shoyo would get jealous of her for hogging you at some point xhsjsksls

⌗ he tries to bake with you-

⌗ he would talk your ear off all night about stuff which tbh you wouldn't mind cuz he's so mf cute and it's admirable how passionate he is about what he does and his teammates, opponents too; we stan a sweet lil birb who respects everyone💘

⌗ PLEASE PLAY DS W HIM HDSJKS HE HASN'T BEEN ABLE TO PLAY MULTIPLAYER CUZ KENMA AIN'T THERE SOOOO

⌗ he lets you sleep on his bed while he takes the floor because he wants you to be comfortable😭 love you sm sho<3

notes. honestly these could either be platonic or romantic now that i think abt it

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mochikofi · 9 months

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Hello can give crush edward cullen x f!reader headcanons please 🙏 😊

Crush - (Edward Cullen)

Pairs: Edward Cullen x Fem! Reader.

Summary: Having a crush on Edward Cullen is not easy, especially when he have alot of fan. But you can't help but think of him all the time.. but little did you know, that the boy you like is a mind reader.

Headcanon! Kind of crack? And kind of oneshot?? Idk but i hope ya like it.

Note!: Bella's gonna be your cousin in this one. And bella is gonna be a bitch in here(I'M SORRY). Also omfg i love the cullens and the volturi so much their so PRETTY-

(sorry if y'all don't like it 🫠🫠)

Having a crush on Edward Cullen is not easy.. especially when he have alot of fans, including your, oh so great cousin.

But that doesn't stop you! I mean, it's not wrong to imagine right? But nah Edward always reads your mind and is interested in your thoughs about him.

He always caught you staring at him so you tried to stare less so you wouldn't be embarrassed.

But you just can't help it, the Cullen's and the Hale's beauty is just so eye catching to the point that you can stare at them all day and not get bored. You mostly stare at edward tho.

You we're just walking and thinking about Edward until a pixie haired girl came to you and popped out of nowhere.

"Hello! I'm alice, it's nice to finally meet you!"

Wait? "Finally"? Did you hear her right?? Well of course being you, you decided to shrug it off and talk to her.

"Hello, I'm (y/n). It's nice to meet you too..?" That sounded more like a question to you.

And alice being the sweet girl she is, just pulled you into there seat and made you sit next to Edward like wtf?

What happened to hello? Hi? I mean, it did happen but like.. who the heck pulls someone and make them sit next to their crush?? Well, apparently Alice.

And you being the lover girl, freaked out. In your head of course. Being next to your crudh is nerve wracking. Your palms we're kind of sweaty so you hid them inside your pockets. (Pockets are the best fr.)

And Edward being the little emo shit he is, reads your mind and tries not to smile. And of course, he already knows you're his soulmate. But what was he gonna do? Tell you that you're his soulmate and you should live with the Cullens?? No lmao. But it will happen in the future cause alice said so.

And jasper being the nice vampire he is, made you calm like a water and you don't even know how. You think He's just.. like a capybara i guess.

But Bella had to ruin the moment cuz Rosalie was supposed to talk to you 🙄. This actually made Rosalie mad ngl and emmet had to pull her back. And Rosalie being the queen she is glared at Bella.

Well, of course Bella tried to pull you back but not on Alice's watch. They had a pulling competition and boy.. your arms hurt asf. And alice won ofc.

And you being a teenager who's crush is beside her, switched side and became quiet cuz you're afraid they will judge you. And ofc they won and made you talk and laugh.

You we're talking with Emmet and rosalie with random things until your eyes decided to land on Edward who was smirking st you with his handsome face of his.

You quickly looked at someone else before you become a tomato, and of course, you're mind is full of Edward.. atp it's just normal for him to read your mind.

And school was a little shit so cafeteria break was over not until Edward grabbed your hand with his. You hoped that you're not burning rn cuz your mind is going wild.

"we have the same schedule, do you want to walk to class together?" He said with his voice that can make girls weak.

"yeah." Yeah?? Just a yeah?? Well don't blame our poor main character, everyone will relate to this. We don't trust our voice.

You and eddie boy just walked together in class, holding hands. Your mind still going wild. And Edward just smiles like he's a saint.

And oh boy, you can feel Bella's stare 💀. But you couldn't careless, i mean who wouldn't want to miss the opportunity to sit and hold hands with their crush?

To your surprise, this happens everyday. The Cullen's/Hale's just treat you like you're a part of their family (The swans can't relate.) And Edward being the gentleman he is, confesses to you that he's a vampire and your soulmate and all that.

But you couldn't care less about the vampire thing, as long as they don't kill you. But the soulmate part got you wildin. And Edward being the little shit he is, reads your mind and tells your that your imaginations with him are cute.

You almost passed out.

Like wtf? I mean they are a vampire... But wtf he have been reading your mind ALL THE TIME?? Nahh the embarrassment bro.

But you still accepted Edward. And esme being the good mother she is asked you to move in with them cuz they know all the tea you got with the swans and how they treat you like you don't exist.

And you being the lover girl accepted. Who wouldn't want to live in a mansion full of hot vampires bro.

Their actually surprised that you're kind of hyper during the night like wtf. Emmett always makes fun of you 😭😭

But like, serious talking bro Edward is head over heels like you. This boy like to feel you, like literally feel. Both of you are kinda clingy to each other, but Edward sometimes questions your mentality.

"i wish i could go inside your skin so i can hug you." - (You)

"and i thought I'm the only one who needs a therapist." - (Edward)

Bonus!

Bella gives you the side eyes with her "friends" and she even tried to steal Edward like wtf.

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#edward cullen #twilight imagines #twilight imagine #twilight fanfiction #twilight saga #the twilight saga #jasper hale #alice cullen #esme cullen #the cullens #cullens x reader #bella swan

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saharaadesertt · 10 months

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˖˚˳⊹Blue Lock University: an Uni AU (pt 2)˖˚˳⊹

included: aryu, bachira, barou, hiroi, kunigami, niko, ootoya, yukimiya

note: back at it again thanks to the support of part one (thank you so much!)

all of my HC's are not canon, if there are any overlaps i most likely did not see them :3

aryu

definitely in fashion

makes it known that he is in fashion 😭

dresses for his 9am class looking like he walked straight out of the MET gala

known around campus for his consistent outfits and hair

despises any classes but his major work and complains about it

makes his own clothes and people watches the campus to find someone "glam" enough to model for him

probably makes clothes encrusted in diamonds, super flashy

bachira

takes after his mother and is in art

ngl i feel like bachira can make some pretty good surrealist art, he legit has a monster inside him

works with acrylic paints and watercolor

always has his headphones on playing music around campus

wears the most comfy clothing that can easily be washed or discarded if they are ruined by paint

sometimes does collab pieces with his mom :')

barou

hotel management... it suits him

the cleanest person on earth... roommates want to be with him

has more free time than most so tends to play video games and read novels

also a gym bro/fitness buff

wouldn't be surprised if he was into bodybuilding as well

drinks protein shakes like water and eats healthy asf

most definitely a good cook

loves to have guests over and treat them with hospitality!

hiroi

animation!

wants to work in video games

goes to college out of state because he wants to get away from his parents as evident from his accent

one of the most laid-back students ever

usually attends class with earbuds or headphones in

a natural at tweening and programming

actually pretty good at math if needed as well

the type to sleep in and miss class but preform well when needed

kunigami

idk why but he screams history major?

either that or something in humanities

i think before he was the wild card pick he would've made a great teacher

maybe something in education for him? hmmm

either way he's a good student

always is in class and gets top marks

also another gym rat

probably hangs out at the gym with barou

super knowledgable about his craft and also a trivia buff

niko

again, hear me out

i feel like he would be a good writer

literary arts or creative writing

probably writes super edgy things ngl

a homebody

the type to have a lot of stationary and pens at his desk

i think he's a neat freak but less so than barou

enjoys writing about people he sees people watching

ootoya

another business frat major type of dude

the definition of a player but one day a player girl will break his heart, give him karma, and change his ways

dresses pretty well and looks low effort at the same time

loves going out until 4am

messy asf

the type that never does his dishes

barou would beat his ass

yukimiya

a fellow fashion major, business+advertising minor

probably recruited by ayru for modeling

due to his eye condition, he tends to stay late in the studio in order to complete deadlines

a huge fan of the beanie + long coat + turtleneck combo

super popular among the girls but he doesn't really care because he's all about chasing the BAG

started his own glasses company with cute frames that is doing fairly well

#headcanon #blue lock #bllk #blue lock headcanons #bllk headcanons #university au #ayru jyubei #bachira meguru #meguru bachira #barou shouei #barou #hiori yo #kunigami rensuke #kunigami #ikki niko #eita ootoya #yukimiya #kenyu yukimiya

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oceanlipgloss · 4 months

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21.12.2023

Just downloaded What in “Hell” is Bad lol this post is going to sort of be a live 'diary entry' for me to commemorate the memory so it will be looong (edit: and unhinged, too, apparently, no thanks to Satan)

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Intro: shut up how cute is this little red marshmallow his hands look like small cocktail sausages

Update I: what the fuck this is so weird I like it

Update II: ayeeee hell yeah it's fate

Update III: nah man I'm fucking dying lmaooo

Update IV: HE'S REALLY HOT. Kinda bananas, but hot. Grabbing her cheeks sounds painful though, ngl

Anyways I smell a fanfic on the way already just lemme delve deeper into the story and get to know him better first

Update V: the angels aren't angelic at all, but okay the fuck was that, Gabriel

Update VI: bro why is everyone kissing her this is wilddddd lmao this mc is either going to be 'keep your hands off me' all the time or 'put your hands on me' all the time, no in-between

Update VII: romance at its finest

Update VIII: come again? reminds me of the guests in mystic messenger

Update IX: *smashes keyboard* sjnshfswpsjs that was SO HOT

Update X: LMFAO DUDE WHAT AN MC now please screw like there's no tomorrow

Update XI: OMFG IT'S HAPPENINGGG no the food came way too early and even though it's weird asf that they went at it so soon you will NOT catch me complaining. I love this man already and I love how they're influencing each other's emotions.

Why are his horns nutting too tho (day 2, edit 1: I get it now. Also, who knew Minhyeok would also have a horn? Iswtg man lmao)

Update XII: demon semen is the wae.

Like are you seriously telling me that every time she needs to breathe properly, a demon—which I'm sure won't always be Satan from the looks of it—has to screw her brains out? Fr fr?

You mean to say that devil nut is 'energy,' aka the key to keeping her alive in Hell, and that she's gonna somehow end up going to the other six kingdoms and getting six more different varieties of devil dick to stay alive? ROFL

And since Solomon came up with that concept to begin with, that means he's also fucked demons left and right. Time to go touch some grass this is so messed up that I like it just for that despite the discomfort. I really love the darkly realistic take on it lol

d2, e2: so apparently, getting railed isn't always the answer, because the method that was used with Minhyeok also works. Does that mean no more sex with Satan? YOUR HONOR I CANNOT ACCEPT THAT

But! Something tells me it's wrong to predict that MC won't get laid by someone else

Update XIII: thanks fam

Update XIV: babyyy

Oh God, at this rate perhaps I'll make more live updates to keep on my blog and laugh at later. This game is wild and funny but those sentence structures, word choices and grammar mistakes are sucking at my brain

Also, do you ever just see/meet a character and know that they're THE one in the game you're playing or whatever it is you're watching/reading even before the others are introduced? Because as far as I know, this feels like one of those situations. Satan is a fine, fine man, man. Let me get that masterlist ready

And! I wanted to say this but ended up babbling and dying and forgetting, but I really appreciate the fact that Satan is attracted to MC not because of her relation to Solomon but because of her freaky tendencies how she was watching unholy stuff when they first met. It's comforting that he likes her for her. I LOVE HIM

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d2e3: BRUH NOOOO I'M ALREADY STUCK lmao

And I can tell I won't have luck pulling cards in this game, but I won't give up just yet. I will upgrade the hell out of my Satan card and pray to get a good card on free daily pulls (but catch me spending my keys for an event with a great Satan card after I figure out how easy/hard it is to get keys)

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23.12.2023: gave up on the Play Store version and downloaded the EROLABS one instead. I don't see any difference so far, but reading Satan's H scene again from the start was a pleasure really nice lol

#whb #what in hell is bad #what in “hell” is bad #what in hell is bad diaries

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svefs · 1 year

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To everyone but you (PT.2)

TW!: Congrats your not single anymore loser, Cycle Iruma, Iruma this isn't you 😪😭, mention of drugs,emo phase iruma, Iruma being possessive 😰😰 and ofc fem!reader

Summary: Waking up from your sleep feels really bad, yk what else feels bad? The second-hand-embarrassment I get from this fic so you'll probably get it too

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Waking up in the nurse's office isn't too bad. If only it wasn't after school hours. You woke up a groggy but your still a gorgeous mf. Now slowly realizing that you're in the nurse's office after school hours, you remembered Iruma.Blue-haired kind,sweet and soft boy that turned into a emo hottie. GODDAMN was he hot asf. Oh but you still need to get home and catch up with the work you missed.

The next day you went to school again, like usual cause we all love school/hj. You were of course nervous to encounter a wild, raging, emo Iruma again but it was all good.

It was not good. You would avoid anything to do with Iruma the whole day. Whenever you heard his name, see a look alike, his friends, his teachers, even he himself. Maybe you felt bad but like you got cornered to a wall by him and he basically made you pass out so-

On the other hand, Iruma was suffering on the inside and playing it cool on the outside( or practically tryna act fine while he's thinking about how he probably scared you off ). Least to say, he definitely scared you off 😪👍.

It wasn't until after school you finally got the courage to approach the demon/human smurf(get it? Cause his hair is blue? Nvm). God were you sweating but you just blamed the weather.

"Y/N?,so you're finally willing to talk to me,"

"BROIMSOSORRYFORIGNORINGYOUFORLIKEWHATTHEWHOLEDAYIJUSTNEEDEDSOMETIMETOMYSELFTOTHINKABOUTWHATHAPPENEDYESTERDAYANDDAMNSIRTHEREALIZATIONJUSTHITMETHATYOUMAYALSOLIKEMESOLIKEWANNAFUCK?????ORSUMLIKE-"you rambled.

[Bro I'm so sorry for ignoring you for like the whole day I just needed some time to myself to think about what happened yesterday and damn sir the realization just hit me that you may also like me so like wanna fuck?or sum like-(that took less time to type than I expected ngl)]

"W-wait what?" Iruma suddenly stopped your rambling of course making you hella confused.

"You wanna fuck???"

"Fuck."

In the end you guys starting going out but decided to keep it low not even telling close friends only family. Of course he apologized to you profusely when his evil cycle ended. I think Opera and Sullivan likes you 👍. Asmodeus was a raging snake after hearing the news

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I'm sorry this was late and rushed but ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

#welcome to demon school iruma kun #iruma x reader #evil cycle iruma #m!ik iruma #m!ik x reader #rushed

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mixes-archive · 1 year

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Junker Queen x Chubby Fem Reader Headcanons (SFW & NSFW)

Requested by: the head archivist, because there isn't anything out there with this prompt that I could find (a crime if you ask me) There is an indication where the NSFW starts :)

⁍ First of all, you cannot convince me that this woman wouldn't prefer to date a bigger girl

⁍ Chubbyness was literally seen as a sign of royalty and this woman still sticks to that belief (as she should)

⁍ Saw you walking down the street and went "Awooga das mine now" (of course, Odessa wouldn't actually just pluck you off the street (unless you wanted her to))

⁍ She'd try her best to somehow find a natural way to talk to you she knows, after all, how intimidating it could be for LITERAL ROYALTY to just show up and talk to you

⁍ Prays for you to show up in the arena some day. Not because she wants to beat you up, but just to find some common ground to talk

⁍ Yeah no way that's gonna happen

⁍ You'd probably meet in a pub you work at, being nothing short of honored to serve the Junker Queen herself

⁍ Finds your politeness incredibly entertaining and intentionally teases you to make you feel more comfortable (also pisses you off, but it worked ig?)

⁍ Calls you stupid nicknames all night and tries to make small talk

⁍ The night ends with her just blatantly saying she finds you hot and exchanging numbers

⁍ She invites you out on a date a few days later, and that's when you both really kick it off

⁍ Odessa is gonna be really touchy from the beginning, but also constantly asking if you're okay with it

"Hey can I hold your hand?"

"We literally violently made out twenty minutes ago"

"Yeah, but can I?"

⁍ So sweet with it too, like dhdhdjksjs

⁍ It's wild how this seven foot, muscular and intimidating woman walks next to you like a pathetic puppy /pos

⁍ Also carries you around a lot, simply because she can. Oh no, you wore heels that make your ass look great but feet hurt like a mf? "Piggyback ride or bridal style?"

⁍ Looks for any excuse to (gently) slap your ass. Bent over? Slap. Lying on your stomach? Slap. Literally just standing there? Guess what, slap. Just loves watching it jiggle ngl

⁍ Absolutely LOVES it when you wear clothes that show off your body in any way, whether that be stuff that shows your curves off a bit more or full on sky's out thighs out

⁍ Would actually melt if you wore something that matches her clothes

⁍ Stares at you so much that others start to think she's going to murder you (Dess is just admiring you)

⁍ Probably shows you off to the public a lot

⁍ Makes you a throne next to hers, but you'll rarely, if ever, use it since she just makes you sit on her lap (she calls that position the 'reverse pillow')

⁍ Would purposely bounce her leg just to watch your boobs bounce ( her favorite activity)

⁍ LOVES it when you sit in her lap and do her makeup. You could have literally done the worst job anyone could ever do, and she'd be "gosh babe that looks so good!" and walk around with it all day

⁍ Wears your clothes for funsies

⁍ Don't be surprised if she returns them with holes or burn marks

⁍ If that upset you for whatever reason, she be at your doorstep the next day with designer clothes she got from god knows where

⁍ When you're both in a different country that's cold asf, she will warm herself using your body. Hope you like ice cold hands :)

⁍ She lives your tibbies <3

⁍ Dess is constantly using you as a pillow and has fallen asleep in very uncomfortable positions on top of you

NSFW

⁍ Mommy dommy cannot convince me otherwise

⁍ Almost always cares about your pleasure more than she does hers, but she'll absolutely be more selfish if she's had a rough day

⁍ She is PACKING those tounge piercings if you know what I mean

⁍ Definitely has a thing for knifes ngl. If you're not comfortable with that, she'd use blunt or fake ones

⁍ Probably like half the fandom has agreed on this but THRONE SEX. Her favorite activity probably

⁍ Will occasionally sit you down on her throne, put her crown on your head and gobble up that kitty cat

⁍ This woman eats you out like it's her last meal on death row. Odessa could go on for hours if you let her

⁍ Million dollar pussay

⁍ Do you smell that? Yeah, that's a praise and mommy kink 2-in-1 deal.

⁍ Call her mommy and she'll go from fast and rough to cooing at you while significantly slowing down her speed, calling you baby and praising you even more than before

⁍ Absolutely loves suckling on your tits, will also use teeth if you let her

⁍ She isn't into public sex, but will finger you under a table full of important diplomats if you ask nicely

⁍ Loves to try new things and will gladly stop holding herself back if you ask her to. (don't blame her if you can't feel your legs after though)

⁍ If she's in one of her "I will eat you like a starved woman until you beg me to stop" phases, she doesn't even need any kind of stimulation to get off, literally cums in her pants multiple times just from getting you off

⁍ Please use her face as a throne, please, please, please

⁍ If you're hovering above her even just slightly, she will force you in onto her mouth, claiming that even if she did die, it must've meant she wasn't worthy enough

⁍ This woman doesn't even need a strap with how long her fingers are dear god

⁍ She'll make you sit on her thigh and tell you to grind yourself against her (just loves watching how your body moves tbh)

⁍ Wear lingerie and this woman will absolutely lose it. Will buy you sets that she thinks would look cute on you after that.

⁍ Aftercare is so sweet too <3

⁍ Prepares a bath for you and massages your sore muscles while praising you for how well you did

#overwatch x reader #junker queen x reader #wlw nsft

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headingalaxys-spicy · 2 years

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I've seen the nun post, and Loved it. Can you do it again but with Yandere Demon Russia and Yandere Demon Axis. Please

Yeah, something I have to tackle in different posts. Purley because of set-up and plot. But here is some Demon Russia X Priestess Reader to soothe your soul.

Ngl your life is going to suck if you manage to catch the attention of Yandere! Demon Russia. Not only is this boi scary asf without the Yandere! bit being added in, but he’s way more sadistic.

BUT Y'ALL INTO THAT.

Priestess, y/n the previous one we sent already has been running into some serious issues with handling the demons that have taken over the university. They will need your help. Please. Please. Y/N will you go? I know (name you like that suits previous priestess reader) is protected by the Light Goddess but I don’t think they’re enough on their own. They’re facing an entire infestation, of demons that are coming from that cursed book that had been found for research. Please she needs your help. You are the most knowledgeable about cursed games and enchantments and have shown that you’re able to break them with ease.” Your head priestess begged you when you had just gotten back from aiding a family with finding their missing daughter who was captured by a group of demons. You let out a heavy sigh. It hadn’t even been a whole hour since you had returned to the temple and you were already being sent back out again.

“Can it wait for a day Miss? I did just save an innocent soul from being dragged into hell and it seems like you don’t trust her enough or your own judgment with the assignment that YOU specifically gave her to do.” You reply tiredly. For some reason, fighting demons had been harder lately it’s like there had been some shift within the energy balance and it was difficult for you to understand where the imbalance of power was stemming from. You had your concerns but there was only so much a priestess like you could do.

“It can but as soon as the sunrises tomorrow you must head towards the university and help her. You have to overpower the demonic forces that seek to devour all of those students and quite possibly the Light Priestess. If that happens the demons will have a much more powerful grip on our wild than we have ever seen before.”

“Don’t worry Ma’m I’ll head out as the sunrises to aid her.” With that, you trod off to your room to recuperate some of your holy powers. You take out the Amethyst that your aunt had given to you that had protected her for years before she had vanished when she was out hunting for a powerful demon that was terrorizing her town. You left it to soak up the moonlight so it had more energy to protect you from the evils that you had to face tomorrow.

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As you arrived at the pristine university you saw its outer beauty but felt its inner spiritual struggles

from the surrounding nature that seemed to have life in it at one point but now seemed to be dying off even though Winter was still four months away. You also felt the massive amount of negative demon energy that was accumulating at the school. It made your beautiful (skin color) crawl.

“Head Priestess was right these demons really do have a heavy grip on the place so much so to where even the surrounding flora and fauna are suffering and withering away.” You look at the sunflower field that once held life in them. The once vibrant golden yellow field was now desolate and barren like something that was out of a nightmare. Or something that you would only ever see during a major drought.

“Strange, this area has gotten the proper amount of rain to support a flower field like this….” You already knew why the flowers were wilting this way but still, you had never seen a demon take away the life of a flower field of all things it’s not like something like this offers them much power.

“It offers me happiness though.” You hear a voice state from right behind you.

In shock, you turn around quickly to see a gigantic Russian demon behind you with a somewhat alive sunflower that still clung to its golden color for dear life. Ivan smells it and drains it of the last of its vibrancy.

‘Oh great a demon that can read minds.’

“You don’t have to be rude sunflower. I was just explaining why the sunflowers no longer held onto their color. No more, no less, da?” He scans your figure and takes in the sight of you and your clothes and quickly knows what you are. He wags his tail in amusement. “Heh, another one of you? Only 24 hours after the first one showed up? How interesting.” He gives you a sweet smile.

He raises his hand and gets his scarf to go close to you to try and grab you. You jump backward just out of range of his scarf.

“Tell me sunflower. Do you really think you can exorcise me? Or even any of us?” He says in a sweet yet mocking tone.

“I’m here to get down to business demon. Tell me. How many of there are you? And what do you want with these students?” You are already thinking of ways you could try to get this demon to tell you information that you needed to know. Perhaps it would be best to lure him to the small temple that you saw on your way up here. It was abandoned and a long shot but maybe luring him away from the pack could-

“Aren’t you sweet~ thinking that getting me to some temple can really take me down. You do realize I’m the demon Czar of the Frozen Domain. I rule a portion of hell. And I get whatever I want.” His intense aura grows more intense so much so to where the sky is now devoid of its own blue color as far as you could see. His eyes began to glow. And his scarf began to glow and emit a violet glow that matched his eyes not only that it increased in size and length so you wouldn’t be out of range of reaching you.

“You’re going to be the next sunflower I devour for power,” He says in a creepy childish way that makes you shiver with fear. “And you seem like one that won’t wilt away after a moment either.”

“Ugh, weird. And no. I won’t.” You take out your blessed onyx Sythe decorated in Amazonite Snapdragons to give you an added extra boost to your might. “Time for you to pay for your sins.” You lunge at him and aim to cut the scarf first since it was the most prevalent danger to you in the moment. You couldn’t have that thing touch you. You knew wit would sap you of your energy and drag you closer to the demon.

“What a pretty weapon. But, it’s not something you should have my small sunflower.”

You swing at his scarf and manage to cut an inch of it off. It was getting to close to you and had almost touched you.

“How not nice, sunflower. I just wanted to get to know you.”

“Unwanted touching is NOT how you get to know someone.” You glare at him with malice. This guy was freaky to you.

“Heh, it’s just how I show how I LOVE someone.” He states with passion in his voice you could have sworn you saw hearts in his eyes for a brief moment. You flinch in disgust.

“Ew. Weird. And No, Just, no.” You try cutting off another part of his scarf again. This demon really was weird. This really does anger, Czar Ivan, to the point where he does get mad and manages to grab you by the neck with his scarf.

“I really much teach you sunflower how to behave that wasn’t nice cutting me that way.”

“Ugh…” He began to squeeze your windpipe tightly. And he drew you in closer so he could get a better look at your beautiful face. “So lovely. I can’t wait to see what you’ll look like next to my other possessions.” His face is only an inch away from yours. He touches your face gently with his gloved hand. The leather is cold on your bare skin. “But I’ll have to kill you first in order to bring you there with me.” His scarf begins to squeeze you tighter and tighter. Air is no longer able to reach your lungs and your face feels numb and your body goes limp. You drop your Sythe. You were beginning to become unconscious from the lack of oxygen that wasn’t in your bloodstream.

“It will be nice to finally have a wife with me in my cold and lonely world.” Just before he could choke you any tighter and deprive you of your last breath a shot was fired at the side of his head startling him and making him loosen his grip on you. It had grazed his platinum blonde hair. A familiar Knights M110 blessed gun had fired off in the distance.

“LET HER GO DEMON!” The Priestess protected by light was coming to your rescue.

Czar Ivan reluctantly lets you go and retreats. But before he does he leaves you with these haunting words.

“Until next time my sunshine of the Frozen Zone.” He has the audacity to blow a kiss at you.

( I died laughing writing this part.)

His energy was able to make a direct hit at you but you don’t notice since you were all too happy to finally be able to breathe again.

Slowly but surely you were going to be his Queen.

#yandere headcanons #yandere russia #headingalaxys writes stuff #bruh i need to take my ass back to bed #hetalia #hetalia fandom #yandere hetalia x reader #yandere headcannons #hws #yandere #demon russia #ivan braginski

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elaineiswithyou-blog · 3 years

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𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌...mha

𝐀𝐆𝐄... not comfortable with specifying but im a minor

𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘... unlabled

𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐈.𝐃.... demigirl (pronouns; she they)

𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄... male, (but idk if you do poly matchups but if you do possiby a male and a female?)

𝐌𝐁𝐓𝐈... enfp-t

𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄... 5'11, wavy midlength black hair, dark brown eyes, tan skin, skinny asf figure, dry ass lips.

𝐅𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐎𝐍... usually oversized t-shirts (most are plain colored and others have short phrases like "hakuna matata" "self love club" "to be my own muse" "born to be wild" and stuff like that) and shorts with or without backward caps. i like tying jackets around my waist and wearing white sneakers but i hate make-up (except for chapstick) dresses, skirts and all pink outfits. if i ever wear a dress it's kind of short and i wear it with sneakers. my hair is basically always down or in a loose ponytail. my wardrobe is basically all tanktops, over-sized t-shirts, crop tops, caps, jackets, shorts and the occasional pair of denim jeans.

𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐒... music, the ocean, buzzfeed, walks/dancing in the rain, listening to music, sketching, tiktok, skate-boarding, watching tv, hanging out with friends, the arcade, caramel popcorn, green apples, pranks, lame-pick-up-lines, cinammon smell, reading, black coffee, pillow fights, white roses, the black and white aesthetic, cinemas, travelling, stargazing, martial arts and some other stuff i can't remember.

𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐒... homophobia, biphobia, racism, transpohobia, fake ppl, bullies, vitamin c pills, skirts and dresses, being alone in the dark, high heels and make-up, being judged, confined spaces, my friends and myself not being able to be ourselves because of homophobia etc., being told what to do.

𝐇𝐎𝐁𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐒... singing, writing songs, sketching, swimming and playing basketball, watching movies and playing games online, taking buzzfeed quizzes.

𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘... social, tomboyish, athletic, easily jealous, over-protective, intimidating at first sight, chaotic, weird, coffee-obsessed, turbulent, moodswings, sleep deprived, crackhead vibes, confident when it comes to confessing to people, simp for like anyone that has two legs, im kind of a flirt and i prank people, im dirty-minded and i annoy my friends alot on purpose. my love languages are physical touch and quality time. i can be pretty stupid at times and i can be really reckless (not clumsy, reckless). im supportive, i overthink, im kind of afraid of commitment. im the type of person who gets attatched to ppl easily and then spend less time with them to get rid of the attatchment. i get pissed off easily and i have trust issues. i love pop and indie music and i mostly listen to taylor swift, ava max and maggie lindemann. when im going through something or im just in a bad mood/having a bad day, my extroverted self becomes shy and kind of gloomy. i use the same words over and over again sometimes. i love all types of affection and im the type of person who sends memes and stuff to my friends at 3am. weird thing i do : i think of blue butterflies when i get angry to calm myself down.

𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌... sri lanka, asia.

𝐅𝐀𝐕 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐑... changes between blue, gold, red and green all the time.

𝐅𝐀𝐕 𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐋... butterflies or dolphins

𝐅𝐀𝐕 𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓... swimming or basketball

𝐅𝐀𝐕 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐃... seafood and junkfood

𝐃𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐀 𝐏𝐄𝐓... used to have three (3) kittens but they died (D:) and now i have fish.

𝐃𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐘 𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐋 𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒: i have pstd and anxiety.

𝐃𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐘 𝐒𝐈𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒... one (1) little sister (i've always wanted an older brother tbh)

𝐈𝐅 𝐒𝐎 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄... ngl, she drives me crazy. she's only 5 and she's adorable but she's so nosy, troublesome and everytime she pisses me off, she does this laugh that makes me even more pissed. i babysit her everyday now so its tiresome. she throws stuff at me, kicks me, puts the blame on me and all the other stuff bratty little sisters do, but at the end of the day i still love her.

𝐃𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐊 𝐀𝐍𝐘 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐒... i speak french, greek, italian and im trying to learn spanish. english is a foreign language for me aswell because my mother tongue is sinhala.

𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆, 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆, 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐌𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐑 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐕𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐎 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒.... video games or movies, i can't pick

𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐉𝐎𝐁... youtuber, singer or actress.

welp, sorry if this is too long!! thank you, love your work!! make sure to stay safe <33

POLY RECOGNITION

I’d match you with....... Denki and Jiro!

I feel like your energy would fit with Denki and Jiro a lot. You and Denki probably meet and were dating before Jiro joined your group with you. You and Denki are the chaotic duo while Jiro is defiantly the more responsible one of your group. You and Denki both fluster Jiro regularly with dirty comments towards her. Jiro likes to play her guitar and watch you draw as Denki will just sit on your bed and admire how lucky he is to have such talented partners. You guys have movie date nights on the regular. Jiro and Denki are absolutely stunned at how you learned so many languages. You all constantly prank each other though Jiro doesn’t go as hardcore as you and Denki do. Jiro loves to swim with you while Denki is defiantly more into basketball, especially since he plays with his friends like Kirishima and Sero often.

#denki kaminari #denki mha #mha #bnha #mha matchup #bnha matchup #jirou kyouka #bnha jirou

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mythiccheroacademia · 4 years

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Now that i ain’t busy with you anymore wanna introduce me to my competition?-worick

chile I just got out through the ringer

but ANYWAYS I hope you’re not gonna chicken out after this worick but...

this is the current mtha harem:

natsuo: a total sweetheart who couldn’t hurt a fly and has the worst “i’m disappointed” voice 🥺 he supposed to be my main but ngl I don’t think I really have a main rn bc y’all are pulling my heartstrings like fuck

bakugo: a hardass who’s actually the biggest softie (read: tsundere) out of the harem. made me lose my no simp sept badge lmao. he’s protective, competitive af and can get a lil violent but that ain’t no problem to me! I still think about that love letter to this day

shiggy: my crusty king <3 the definition of “I don’t give af about anyone else but you” me n him were literally bullied for three days straight but he’s loyal af and sweet when he wants to be. although he do be bullying toga a lot 💀

toga: a baddie who be poppin in to cause mayhem and I love it

dabi: my guilty pleasure. i think we’re fwb? he pops in and pops out but it’s always a good time when he’s around bc he stirs the pot lmao

hawks: the father of two of my four children 💀 he’s a smooth talker and also flies in and out for...activities. a nice guy that always checks in

ochako: haven’t seen my girl in a min but she’s wild af and as bad as they come. love this bitch. she’s sweet to me but has def got a mouth on her so good luck tryna say something slick 💀

shouto: he hit it once but he’s funny asf and the clapbacks be on 💯 so I love when he comes around

izuku: my sugar plum powder puff apple pie 🥺

endeavor: ....it was one time and it was for the money

all might: “so endeavor gets some pussy but I don’t? aight” LMAOO only including him bc of this comment

#i’ve been wanting to list my harem for awhile #sorry if this was odee 💀#honestly your main competitors are natsuo shiggy and bakugo I think #hehe this was fun #worick anon #mythicchero responds

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fairielust · 6 years

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yesterday !

ok ok i’m finally gonna sit down n write this shit out before it leaves me shjbgk

ok so as we know yesterday was my japanese excursion (last one evER) n for some god forsaken reason my parents thought it’d be a good idea to see the annual light festival, vivid, on the same day Sooo your girl had to get off an earlier stop @ the end which sucked but i’ll get into detail later lol

so i got up nice n early for a saturday to have a shower n do my makeup n i realised i looked extra asf for an excursion but wisteria knew i had vivid afterwards so i had an excuse lol

our lil class got to the station an hour early to buy drinks n snacks n @ 11 we were all waiting for wisteria who, like a goddamn angel, had come up the stairs n saw us sitting @ a bench n my heart stopped bc i forgot it was a saturday n i was in casual clothes n makeup n seeing wisteria outside of school was incredible wtf

also i was drinking hot chocolate n of course my lipstick was all over the cup n i got heaps shy n quickly drank it all lmao i hate myself

anyway so we’re waiting for the train to come n we’re all chatting in japanese n english about random shit like this movie i watched the night before n how we all did not want to do this speaking thing n how dinner was gonna be the best,,, eventually the train came n we boarded n i got super jealous bc wisteria called one of my friends over to talk about her major work n of course they were talking for the entire time n i was lowkey jealous bc i wanted to sit beside her lmao. we also had to change trains n for some reason it dropped to like -10 degrees ?? n we were all huddled together in a cute asf circle shivering while i constantly asked if i could (jokingly) jump off the platform bc i hATE SPEAKING n i hatE WHEN IM COLD

all was good n we walked to the fancy asf school where the speaking thing was held n wisteria had to leave us bc she was going to be one of the teacher’s who asked questions 2 the students but like,,, we’re not allowed to go to her n i wanted to die even more bc there was a shit ton of native speakers n a few white teachers n i knew no one but wisteria n i hated it so much omg,,,

i find it ironic how i can speak japanese quite well when i’m not pressured hmmm

so yeah that was a miserable experience n now i’m so scared 4 the real thing help

wisteria had to stay till 4 (we were there since 1) so she let us walk off to the plaza that was nearby n we chilled there until it was close to 4 before we returned. while waiting for her outside the building we all decided to remix a song that we constantly sing in class that’s one of wisteria’s favourite japanese songs (by remix it was like an acapella edm remix where i dabbed bc lit) n when she came out of the building we hurried her over to where we were sitting n started n she was laughing @ our stupidity wow i love an iconic class

next we started walking to the restaurant where we’d be having dinner n it took absolutely forever,,, when we got there there was a small queue n suddenly wisteria got really excited bc she realised that this particular restaurant was the one she wanted to try for a while now n it was so cute tbh (i wasn’t gonna admit that in person tho hell to the no)

we got a table n again i wasn’t sitting beside her :(( but it’s ok bc she teased me either way. my brother had texted me asking if i was gonna get the kid’s ramen n i told that to wisteria n she laughed so loudly lmao

let me tell you. torikaraage, or fried chicken, is legit the best thing in the world. it’s not like kfc. it’s japanese fried chicken. it’s incredible. that’s my obsession, alongside ramen. wisteria on the other hand,,, her favourite drink is oolong tea n when she had it she was squealing like a little girl agAIN so not only is she obsessed with walls n green tea but she also loves oolong tea n i’m just sobbing she’s so precious :’)

we got a group selfie together which was cute <3

after dinner we started to walk to the train station but we got lost a bit n had to catch a bus but it’s ok we eventually made it lol.

tho,, along the way,,, wisteria (for the millionth time) had stopped and squealed n it scared me a lil ngl so i turned around n she was already running off w some of us,,, i followed n honestly my breath caught in my throat.

there like this opening which had a view of the city from afar with all the lights on the buildings from the light festival i’m supposed to be seeing afterwards. n while it was afar it was magical ?? like one of those surreal anime moments. just the five of us w their japanese teacher standing in the darkness, watching the city n the lights w the wind in our hair.

(n i was standing right beside wisteria)

i was actually ready to cry both emotionally n bc i was so tired

we made it to the station n caught the next train n i realised that it was only two stops after that i’d have to get off which SUCKED my gosh. BUT i was sitting beside wisteria n when it got close to my stop i started to hug all my friends goodbye. n then,,, i made a risky move (in my mind, at least) n turned to hug wisteria n she returned the hug n honestly it was one of those(TM) hugs,,, yknow those rare ones that for a moment you actually believe things will be okay n she was so warm n soft n i’m tearing up thinking about it (you best believe my arms did not leave my body the rest of the night) <3

n she jokingly said ‘nice knowing you’ when i said i might get kidnapped n i rolled my eyes n laughed smh !!!

n here’s another thing: i was wearing my scarf the entire day n i had worn it today, n while i was doing something i randomly put my face in it to keep me warm n there was a perfume scent that was most definitely not mine,,, my perfume is sweet n stuff but there was a v new scent that isn’t mine, or my mums, or anyone except wisteria. bc i knew i could smell her perfume when we hugged. oh my fucking god i aint washing my scarf now.

someone (wisteria) pls hold me i’m so emotional n i’m planning on talking to her tomorrow after class to ask if it was possible to have some sort of weekly speaking practice from now to the final speaking exam bc again, i’m an anxious unprepared shit n i need actual help @ this point,,,

okAy that was a wild ride !!! if you made it to the end thank you for reading my emotional ramble !!! i love one teacher n her name is wisteria !!! <3

(also happy pride month fellow tc-er’s if you celebrate it <3)

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