Guardians of the Galaxy AU
In the Ravengers, any new blood as to prove they’re worth before being given they’re own ship. This prove comes from a heist or bringing something back of value.
Now. Knowing what an animal lover Peter is, it’s just a fun idea that he’d take this chaos all the was to the High Evolutionary’s labs.
Whether Yondu is willing or not.
Kids right? 🤣
My version of ‘What if?’
What would the batch be like living with the Ravengers? How they would met Groot?
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Just reposting some of my older works. Some of my favorites mainly.
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Fire Is The Most Tolerable Third Party by neglectedtuesday
Summary:
It’s not that Stiles is an arsonist. He’s not. Minus his bed, the only thing he’s ever set fire to is old paper, candles and matches. He’ll admit to some mild pyromania, which in all honesty, is why he’s not surprised his magic is a spark.
At night he dreams of bonfires and dripping wax and moving flames from fingertip to fingertip.
Tags: Pyromaniac Stiles Stilinski, Spark Stiles Stilinski, Magical Yukimuras, Younger Peter, Copious amounts of fire imagery, Alternate Universe, Unreliable Narrator, Minor Angst
Published: 2018-05-10
Words: 4,022
Chapters: 1/1
Rating: T
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AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”
Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”
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"kill them with kindness" wrong. SAW TRAP 🪚⛓️🩸⚙️⛓️꩜🔪🩸🪚⛓️🩸꩜⚙️🔪🩸🩸🪚꩜🪚⛓️⚙️⛓️🩸🔪꩜🩸⛓️⚙️🩸⚙️🪚⛓️🩸꩜🔪꩜🪚🪚⚙️🩸🩸🪚⛓️🩸⚙️⛓️꩜🔪🩸🪚⛓️🩸꩜⚙️🔪🩸🩸🪚꩜🪚⛓️⚙️⛓️🩸🔪꩜🩸⛓️⚙️🩸⚙️🪚⛓️🩸꩜🔪꩜🪚🪚⚙️🩸🩸🪚⛓️🩸⚙️⛓️꩜🔪🩸🪚⛓️🩸꩜⚙️🔪🩸🩸🪚꩜🪚⛓️⚙️⛓️🩸🔪꩜🩸⛓️⚙️🩸⚙️🪚⛓️🩸꩜🔪꩜🪚
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Saw shitpost
Adam and Lawrence as Sanrio characters and my fursona thinking about the only video that has been in my head every day for weeks pleasesomebodyhelpme
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Imagine trying to fuck a bad bitch and she starts talking about the saw franchise
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Peter parpadeó. Había esperado otro dinosaurio. "¿Un mapache?"
De inmediato, el mapache siseó en su dirección, desnudando sus colmillos frontales. "¡No soy un mapache!"
Los ojos de Peter casi se salieron de sus cuencas. ¿Acaso el mapache había…?
"Tsk, tsk. P13, ¿es esa la manera correcta de recibir a nuestros visitantes? Peter no sabe tu historia. No puedes culparlo."
De inmediato, ojos calculadores se instauraron en Peter. Eran caobas, con destellos rojizos haciéndose aparecer por la luz fluorescente. Eran realmente intensos. Un sonido indiferente se produjo de la nariz oscura. "¿Qué ves?"
"¡N-Nada!" Peter tartamudeó, enrojeciéndose hasta las orejas. Se sintió dentro de una película. No podía creerlo. Primero dinosaurios, luego un mapache que podía hablar. "Perdón." Movió su atención a su Walkman, sus dedos acariciando los botones, sin presionarlos.
baby Rocket and baby Peter! For @bbasmos! Can’t wait for the next chapter!!!!!
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which is gayer being gay or whatever the fuck the saw main characters got going on
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I marathoned the saw franchise and haven't been able to think about anything else in weeks. Dear god help.
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