#also apocalypse on jail time lmao

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Top comforting Tatiana ✨

(after being the first one to kill Billy tho hshshs)

#also apocalypse on jail time lmao #undead unluck #uu top #top bull sparx #uu apocalypse #uu tatiana #kinda #uu spoilers #Chapter 35

[twistedwonderlandshenanigans]

TWST AU's - Feel Free to Ask About Them!

Legit have like 25 aus for TWST I'm not even joking and most of them are self indulgent and the list WILL grow sfhkldjfhksd

Coffeeshop AU (fleshes out Khan x Leona (this is a bad ship lmao they are NOT GOOD) and more sibling shenanigans between Vizzie and Leona)

Summer Camp AU (focuses around Sebek and Epel having been childhood crushes that reunite as camp counselours at a camp Viz and Leona run, there are Many Side Stories)

Pokemon AU (self-explanatory, I made teams up with my s/o and a bunch of bg)

Assassin AU (Students are all sleeper agents, operating under STYX as their test subjects basically, and they have no idea until one student's tech starts to malfunction.)

Prison AU (everyone has fucked up reasons for being in jail, they are All Prisoners, you'll notice in almost all my aus I have a shit ton of angst)

Circus AU (self explanatory, my LeoVil AU and Idikei AU)

Robot/MurderDrones AU in which Ortho's creation is the catalyst for STYX to make more androids for commercial and industrial use, and as they gain more intelligence Ortho would like to find a way to free his fellow bots from being pawns to the humans.

Rarepair AU literally put everyone's names in a wheel and just said Yep to every pair, very fun, have not fleshed this out at all lmao

Zombie Apocalypse AU pretty self explanatory except there are shit like blot zombies and varying degrees of those, Cheka grows into quite the little leader, I have not decided whether the ending is "happy" as in everything is resolved, or happy as in it's Actually Happy

Tattoo/Soulmate AU People with magic typically get into tattooing because they have the ability to make soulmate tattoos, but it varies depending on romantic, platonic/queerplatonic, familial feelings or other ones. Trey, Vil and Leona run a shop together, Deuce wants to join, Viz accidentally becomes his adoptive sister it's all fun and relatively low on the angst actually lmao

Monster AU hehe I've talked about this on this blog before, check out my pinned post!!

FNAF AU lmao this one has so much angst but you probably knew that already, inspired more by the pizzaplex/security breach than any other FNAF game, but a lot of the same type of lore

Coraline AU in which Viz gets to be Leona's big (half) sister for once. Falena is the eldest and treated with respect, everyone knows Viz isn't the king's biological daughter but they have to put up with her because the queen does, and Leona was the attempt between the king and queen to fix everything - it didn't work and he feels that. Ends up using an escape to another world to try and avoid that feeling, only to realize something much more sinister on the other side.

Biological Sister AU not super intuitive, seeing as above, Viz is Leona's half sister, but in this au she is also related him, just via the king this time. Don't ask me why I named it this, but it is what it is, she's taken in by the royal family early on and tries to bring it together. Idk it was a fun idea at the time.

Genderbent AU I wanted to explore Vizzie's trauma if she was around a bunch of other girls instead of guys and it goes Poorly but it's fun lmao

DnD AU b/c I've never played DnD and wanted to kinda learn so it's DnD inspired but the rules/roles aren't super strict but the worldbuilding is SO MUCH FUN (there are SO many dynamics all going on at the same time its GREAT)

Medieval Fantasy AU This is moreso my S/O's AU than it is mine but I wanted to talk about it because it also has a lot of fun worldbuilding in it that we did together (like the effects of OB and whatnot in this world)(also heavily inspired by DnD)

Arranged Marriage AU Viz and Riddle both have very overbearing, traditional moms and end up together against each others wills and have to unlearn their distaste for each other before they can start really working together to find ways to make each other happy

Greek God/Epic AU In which Viz takes on the Odyssey with Leona as her guide - he wants to prove himself worthy of the title of a God, and she will do anything to protect her people. It gets Complicated fast. (I actually have art I drew for this au lmao)

Poppy Playtime AU Really fucking depressing tbh, again, upon the perfection of Ortho's robotic aids (he never died, just severely incapacitated), all the other children that were used as test subjects were abandoned as half done projects and experiments that resembled toys

Dance AU I throw a bunch of the characters into dance. Vil, Riddle and Neige are on top but all three of them are having Gender Issues but in Big Denial about it.

Fairy AU My S/O also developed this one initially but I have a few different headcanons from them :D

And then I have 4 other aus I might take to Ao3 just because it seems people can filter tags better on there and uh. They Need Tags lmaooo

#v talks #twst #twst au #disney twisted wonderland #disney twst #twst wonderland #twisted wonderland

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I also find it kinda funny when people act like t*ss and Joel had some kind of epic romance lmao

Besides that one quick scene of her hugging him from behind, there was literally no other suggestion of it… I mean she literally says she never asked him to feel the way she feels so it’s pretty obvious that he didn’t feel that way about her. He wasn’t feeling shit for anyone until Ellie came along (“it wasn’t time that did it”)

It’s just a bit funny to me. In the end, t*ss was honestly a small and not very important character so I also don’t understand why so many people freaked out about her. I’m glad I’m not the only one because I never see anybody saying this kinda stuff haha!

I feel like in general, people are scared to criticise or say anything negative about the show bc some fans get so mad about it!

I also cannot stand Tommy actually. I found it really shitty how he left Joel for his dumb fireflies dream and then completely ditched any communication with Joel when he was in Jackson. We know Joel always took care of Tommy and did a lot for him (indicated by the first episode where he picks him up from jail, again) and while Tommy says they did all that shit to survive, the way Maria reacts to Joel makes it clear Tommy told her some shit and made Joel out to be the bad guy..

And I just find it so shitty how he never let Joel know he’s okay and alive. My man traveled across the country in the apocalypse for Tommy all while Tommy was safe and sound in Jackson, getting married and making babies. Like wtf??? That’s honestly fucked up to me!

Tommy just not talking to Joel anymore was so crazy to me! Like DUDE! Him leaving? OK sure I guess. But just never reaching back out when he knew his brother would be looking for him?? Bruh.

And I think Joel loved Tess as much as he could? But it certainly wasn’t some world changing thing for him. She was who he had so there was that attachment (and she clearly had feelings) but he was so numb to the world there was only so much he could do. Though I’m not sure - in the canon TLOU world - if Sarah had lived if Joel would have been in love with Tess (and to be clear I think he loved her, just in a platonic, shallow way) or if they would have been really good friends without any sex/romance? I got the feeling that his relationship to Tess was what it was (detached situationship) because of his trauma and, if he weren’t hurting like that, it could have gone either way.

[onetimetwotimesthreetimess]

you thought u can escape my live reaction you thought wrong haha

Magnus had always been surprised by how easily Alec could forgive people.

like every alec will forgive easily. even imim!alec after traumatizing his problems were like you go on with your life i with mine live love laugh

Clary shoved him gently and then nodded. "You weren't here to give us notes on how to deal with them."

alec's guide on how to deal with the lightwood siblings: bail them out of jail, provide the occasional cuddle, dont ignore brunch

"Hi, honey. I'm home." Alec joked with a smile on his face.

wouldnt it be iconic for magnus to replay "hi home im magnus" back

His boyfriend raised his head from his lap and pouted at him. "I want to talk to you some more."

me collecting pouting alec like crumb cuz of secret reasons magnus was folding here but i absolutely would lmaooo

He showed Magnus the tongue like a child and strolled towards their bedroom.

Magnus laid on the couch and put both his hands behind his head. He waited for a few minutes before he heard footsteps coming toward him and found Alec standing in front of the couch with an even bigger pout on his face.

they are insufferable

Alec was always very loud in bed, always screaming and moaning, letting Magnus know how he felt.

headcanon that magnus like to make alec scream oh wait thats actually canon i refuse otherwise

“You’re allowed to move on if something ever happens to me.” Alec said after an hour of silence.

this is the worst pillow talk ive read in history alec what are you doing also excellent foreshadowing

"Yes. Nothing I can't handle."

top ten moments before disaster

Alec took a deep breath. "Ragnor and everyone told me some things."

top five moments before disaster

Magnus exhaled loudly and threw his hands in the air. "Alec!!!!. Live a little. Stop being so boring."

top three moments before disaster. also i relate to alec cause too many call me boring but like im too bored out to care

Rachel frowned at him. “Magnus is not at the studio.”

its not even disaster its an apocalypse at this point its all crumbling down so bad

“I’m here baby. I’ve been here all this time.” Alec exhaled. “But you—you just don’t see me anymore.”

this sound like break-up talk but also the most dramatic break-up talk ever alec has to turn around to drop the mic hes a chaotic gay

Magnus let out a dry chuckle. "Yeah. It's not like a building fell on you."

if your ex boyfriend hasnt had a building dropped on his head when trying to save your fake fiance, are you really living?

It's not how Magnus would ever want their last words to be.

but isnt it funny if alec's dead and in heaven the angels look at him and what his final moments and like thats rough buddy

"Who are you?" Alec asked in his direction, and Magnus stopped breathing.

k-drama lead convenient amnesia serve lets gooooo

Alec's eyes crinkled at the corner, and suddenly the confusion was replaced by a grin—and he started laughing.

or not...little shit alec my beloved

"He can stay with me." His voice rang around the room.

i can hear the audience cheer and clap and collective sigh in the background. im sensing a sitcom. alec the impatient patient and magnus the tired of this bs. they communicate in stares and when they say something hurtful the audience put a censored sound over it

next on survive breaking your ex's heart while you're living with them (first alec, second magnus)

I missed your reactions so much lol. They give me so much serotonin lmao.

“Hi home. I’m Magnus.” PLSSSSS. This is so stupid and soft at the same time lol.

Also yes they are insufferable. And will continue to be so in every timeline.

Alec always was, and always will be a chaotic gay. You’re going to love him in the actual breakup scene lol. + little shit Alec supremacy.

The top ten/five/three moments before disaster made me laugh so hard bro.

#anh cutie #LRHWY

[leonardhoee]

Reasons Why I Love Leo

Inspired by @nad-zeta’s one about Theo. (btw I’m so sorry you have to see me simp so hard here LMAO. Just had to give you credit for the idea. This is not gonna be anywhere near as well written as yours. I’m just rambling.)

Okay you know those ex’s that you try so hard to hate but you just CAN’T and they're still on your mind 24/7, even when you're with other people? And then you end up getting back together cuz you basically belong together? Yeah thats Leo.

To be completely honest I was SO mad after I finished his route the first time because I thought he didn’t care about MC enough to fight for her (which is just plain wrong but I was being dumb). I was SO mean to him just cuz I was mad and then I read his side stories a few months later and realized how WRONG I WAS????? I felt so bad bruh, I know he has his flaws but he did NOT deserve my hate. ANYWAYS yeah I love him to death and tbh I probably always did so HERE’S REASONS WHY I LOVE HIM.

Warning: Embarrassingly intense simping (If there are crammed or spelling errors ignore it I’m just typing this super fast because I’m having ✨thoughts✨ rn)

1) He is so protective. Like the first night MC showed up he stayed outside her room the WHOLE NIGHT. (Even though he didn’t want to admit it). He just looks so safe. Like even if we just met I would literally trust him with my life??? He’s like a protective teddy bear. AND HE TOOK SO MANY BULLETS FOR HER. If there was an asteroid about to hit earth in 48 hours and I had no one but him, I would have complete faith that I would make it out of the literal apocalypse, alive. Because he is just that protective and innovative. Idk if there’s something you can trust someone with more than your life or soul or whatever but if there was I would trust him with it.

2) He is literally like comfort food personified. I don’t know WHAT it is but looking at him makes me feel like I’m covered in a warm blanket eating my favorite comfort food (which just so happens to be his irl favorite too. No I didn’t plan that.) Or like, the feeling of running around having fun in a hot summer night??? He is literally a walking cure to my anxiety. I BET HE GIVES THE BEST HUGS HES SO WARM. And his smile is so contagious, I could be bawling my eyes out but he’d be like “hey it’s okay Cara Mia” and smile and then I’d immediately start smiling.

3) HIS EYES ARE SO BEAUTIFUL. He’s my home Screen on ikevamp and every time I open up the app I just sit there and stare into his eyes for a solid minute and like, I could’ve been accused of insurance fraud with a possibility of going to jail but if he looked into my eyes and said “Cara Mia” I would immediately feel better??? Like everything is going to be okay?? Just because he’s here??

4) He is literally so kind and considerate and generous and caring and tbh a much better person than I’ll ever be. And all he cares about is making people smile and the fact that seeing other people happy makes him happy is just SO wholesome I just want to give him a hug. And his family was so horrible to him and somehow he’s STILL such a GOOD person. I literally want to cry I would set myself on fire if it meant making him not be sad anymore. I DONT WANT HIM TO SABATOGE HIS OWN HAPPINESS FOR THE SAKE OF OTHERS ANYMORE BECAUSE HE DESERVES TO BE HAPPY AND LOVED FOREVER AND IMMORTALITY MAKES HIM SAD WHICH IS WHY I WOULD DO THIS.

5) He is literally beautiful. His hair is so soft and pretty and when he puts it in a ponytail it’s just WHEWW *chefs kiss. And he smells godly. He is the scent of paradise. Who needs heaven when I have him. And I already talked about his eyes but they look like molten gold and they’re so gorgeous and captivating and they make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. And that little pouty face he makes is SO CUTE I just want to kiss him. But also his SMIRK makes me feel so many things and most of them will send me straight to horny jail. He’s so tall and I’m like 5’4 so he can quite literally just pick me up like he does Lumiere and walk around. And idk something about the image of him smoking cigarillos does things to me. Even his messy fashion sense is endearing. I don’t know anyone else who can pull off two completely different boots and still look like a damn model.

HE ALSO HAS PILLOW TIDDIES AND HIS SHOULDERS ARE SO BROAD I JUST LOOK AT HIM AND ✨PERISH✨

6) He is so smart and talented. Ik he doesn’t think he’s all that but he’s literally one of my biggest inspirations?? My mental health is so much better because he set this example that it doesn’t really matter what other people think because if you do something you love doing you’ll be happy with it. He literally did whatever he wanted (and honestly he’s the main reason I even started writing on here cuz if there’s one thing I learned from him it’s that shit does not matter. Just do whatever makes you happy. Which also inspired this. People’s judgments don’t matter. You are your OWN icon.) So guys WEAR that gown and corset you’ve been wanting to wear but have been too scared to. Do that crazy makeup. Sing and create art and have big dreams and follow them. Because in the long run, most people won’t talk about that one cringey thing you did. They’ll talk about how you were so free and how you did everything you love and how they wish they could do that too. (I guess I always heard people say this but it never really sunk in till Leo)

7) He raised my standards for men. That’s it. He is the standard. He is the blueprint. He is the dream. I had no standards before him he is the only husband I could ever want.

8) He is so attentive and he would make sure you’re taking care of yourself physically and mentally. I wish I had him during my exams because I was stressed out of my mind and he probably would’ve made me minestrone soup and helped me relax (which I don’t know how to do). And I think he could probably teach me how to LIVE and smile instead of just surviving through every day, dreading the next day, being stuck in the same place and routine. I don’t really know how to let loose or have fun and I think he would just make my whole life more vibrant. Like fresh water in a plant that’s never been watered?

9) He’s a nerd, I’m a nerd. You can literally talk to him about anything you’re curious about and he’d be able to carry on a conversation about it. I could run into his room at 3am talking about idk whether it’s scientifically possible for plants to have like, jacked muscles (imagine a plant with Dwayne Johnson’s muscles) and he would drop everything to have a discussion with me about it (unless it’s astrology since he thinks all astrologers should be castrated). And he would never make you feel like you’re a burden or being annoying or that you had a stupid question because he finds it super endearing when you’re passionately talking about anything and he wants to encourage your happiness and curiosity.

10) He’s a hot mess. Emphasis on hot. His resting face is bedroom eyes and somehow he makes everything sexy. Sleeping on the floor is hot now. I can’t explain it but everything he does is attractive. Also back to his self sacrificial nature. There was a line in his dramatic ending side story that hit me so hard snd it was something about “if our love is a sin then let me take all the blame. I would give up all my genius and bury Leonardo da Vinci in history making MC my only passion” and “I will love you till the world is gone and the stars burn out” (those probably aren’t the exact quotes but they were very similar). IT MADE ME CRY. He loves Mc so much I can’t believe I ever thought he didn’t care??? And I don’t WANT him to sacrifice anything for me but the fact that he’s so ready to do that just omg makes me cry I love him so much.

I want him to draw me😭

Anyways I hope that was at least kind of coherent because I’m a rambling mess when it comes to him. I literally wrote a song about him that I’m currently in the process of recording

Please, accept all these pictures of him. I could probably go on longer about every single picture of him but I won’t because this is embarrassing enough. It had to be said though because he deserves it.

Because I’m a simp.

*this pic is so cute I

literally don’t know

what to do with myself😭

#I am a fucking simp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp #ikevamp leonardo #ikemen vampire leo #ikemen vampire leonardo #ikevamp leonardo x reader #ikevamp leo #leonardo da vinci x reader #ikevamp comte #ikevamp arthur #ikevamp napoleon #ikevamp mozart #ikevamp spoilers #ikevamp vincent #ikevamp sebastian #ikevamp shakespeare #ikevamp faust #ikevamp vlad #ikevamp charles #ikevamp isaac #ikevamp theo #ikevamp dazai #ikevamp comte de saint germain #ikevamp jean #ikevamp jp #ikevamp x reader #ikevamp headcanons #ikevamp theodorus #leonardo da vinci smut

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Episode 3-Play by Play Reactions (Spoilers)

I’m so excited

Previously on? Oh please like I need a reminder of what I’ve been obsessing over forever

I miss Randy

This reminds me, how did that person know where the timekeepers are? I’d assume only someone of the status of Judge Renslayer would know.

Ooh funky beat

Oh lunch with Sylvie and that one soldier?

I don’t think that’s what a brain freeze is lmao

Oh they’re friends? Or is Sylvie just in her head?

Hmmmmmm

Poor girl

Oh yup

Oop—

I like the opening thing, but I was kinda hopeful that it’d change from episode to episode like wandavision

Lmao not the best security I gotta say

Yo magic don’t work here girly

Oh she just murdered that guy

Nice moves!

Oh that guy is dead too

GET HER LOKI

MY BOY GOT HIS KNIVES

See TVA, this is why guns are nice. You don’t need to engage in hand to hand combat

Yea that’s rude

SYLVIE HURT LOKI? JAIL! JAIL FOR A THOUSAND YEARS!

Rude, Renslayer

Lmao they’re like siblings fighting

Oh that’s fortunate

HAHAHA MAGIC YESSSSSS

Yea she’s not Loki

We got quips

Uh oh lol

Loki what did you do

Ohhhhh the purple realm in the trailers in called Lamentis

Soooo is this termina?

Oh she said watch out to him!

Oh her hair is up in the back. Cute.

Looking out for each other.

Soooo why no likey being called Loki?

Bonding?

No?

Hello?

Hahahahaha she can’t enchant him

What’s her issue?

No that’s not the reason he saved you. He’s just not a murderer like you.

And what’s your plan?

Cmon girl, spill. What’s your background?

Fast pace episode, gotta say.

Sky kinda looks like a painting.

Sylvie, you shut up. Don’t be rude.

“That’s not who I am anymore.” Sooo she WAS one? Sylvie just an alias?

Seems like the theories about them combining lady Loki and Sylvie together are potentially coming true.

Collapse of society? My favorite pastime!

Cmon kids, get along.

Skull kid has to be somewhere around here. (G-get it? Majora’s mask? Anyone? No? Okay...)

Get yeeted

Lmaooo

Oop shape shifting time

Oh this poor lady

Oh lmaoooooooooo

That didn’t go well

Neat weapon.

That sword she has, is that the one Loki later gets?

I hope Sylvie has a good explanation for things...

Ahhhhh the blue outfits. Turtleneck Loki soon???

Lmaoooooooo nice plan loki

Uh oh rich people

Kinda heavy handed line delivery

Lmaoooo teamwork

What’s gonna work? Teeeaaaaamwork

Can’t wait for Loki to throw someone out the window

Lmao he sounds like a robot

TURTLENECK LOKI

Loki is such a pain lol. But she deserves it.

Frigga my Queen

Oh no

Emotions

Please no

Spoiler lmao

What the heck Sylvie lucky

Or not?

What happened to her?

BONDING

WE STAN SUPPORTIVE FRIGGA

Teach Loki that magic!

I wonder how Sylvie’s past was so different than Loki’s? Wouldn’t that make her whole family variants for stepping off the scared timelines path? Why didn’t the TVA act sooner then?

I’m so happy seeing so much more of Loki’s magic.

“Love is hate.”

Loki is such a wonderful pain

Is this flirting???

Of course loki flirts with Loki

Soooo Loki dated?

“Love is mischief then.” “No. Love is... uh something I might have to have another drink to think about.”

We getting Loki drinking and talking about love. Huh.

Oh my gosh is he drunk?

Yep he’s drunk

How does an asgardian get drunk?

Now we have Loki singing in Asgardian

Seems like it’s hitting to close to home for Sylvie mayhaps?

Tom, your theatre kid is showing.

BAHAHAHAHAHHA HE PULLED A THOR OH MY GOSH

Loki dammit. Stop being drunk.

Please please please don’t make Loki a joke. Please. Please. Please. Cmon Loki.

Love?

“Love is a dagger. It’s a weapon to be wielded far away or up close. You can see yourself in it. It’s beautiful. Until it makes you bleed. But ultimately when you reach for it.” “It isn’t real.”

You were close there.

Fight?

Do it!

Please.

Loki can’t just fabricate tickets?

Hey

Did he just break that guys hand lmao

Nice Sylvie. Using your headpiece as a weapon. Copying Ragnarok Loki

Loki missed? Must be cuz he’s drunk.

Aaaaaand Loki was thrown out the window. Why does this keep happening to him? First dark world by Thor.

A little nervous rn with Loki... he seems to be a bit of a joke rn which is what I was afraid of. I hope this is just a little thing and that they’re not trying to make Sylvie better than Tom Hiddleston’s Loki. I mean, you could chalk it up to this Loki being a variant, so maybe there are other things different about him, but that begs to question, at what point does the TVA step in? We saw other Loki variants in that little hologram display in episode two that seemed like those Lokis had done a lot already.

Now now Sylvie, ahem... “LANGUAGE!”

Bragging about hedonism?

Temper tantrum

Cmon therapist Loki

Sober up Loki.

Scene from the trailer I presume.

TVA should step in soon huh? Or is this another apocalypse with no survivors so it doesn’t get picked up on.

Save this world Loki. Trigger the TVA.

Oh. So no trailer scene yet?

Lazy Loki

Cmon Sylvie, teach him! Maybe he can teach you something!

How on earth is Sylvie so different from Loki? I’m so confused.

I hope Loki is able to learn how to do this.

Wait I thought the TVA workers were made.

THEYRE ALL VARIANTS TOO????

BROOOOOOOOO

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

So they’re ALL variants? Soooo, the timekeepers are like running a labor camp? If they have no memories, then what do they think happens when a new worker shows up?

Oh man this is like ragnarok ptsd for Loki if he went through it

Very cool set I gotta say

Also very sad. So many people desperate for their lives.

Major Majora’s Mask vibes

MY BOY HAS SUCH STRONG TELEKINESIS

Tom Hiddleston really said “soooo this is all that Loki CAN do but hasn’t been able to do in the past movies. Soooooo now we’re gonna make him do ALL of it.”

Wait... that’s it????? Why did this feel like the shortest episode so far? I think it was. And the ark was destroyed.

I have so many more questions now, mostly about Sylvie. But also concerns. I really hope they are able to balance series loki with mischievous and clever and silly Loki. And I hope they don’t try to push some kind of female Loki is superior thing (I haven’t gotten that vibe yet, but it’s always a concern for me whenever I see a supposedly gender bent version of a character).

I’m having trouble forming the words for my thoughts. This episode was fun and pretty and intriguing, but probably the weakest for the three so far imo. Not to say it was bad, but it felt kind of like it was amping, then plateaued and then ended. Like we barely got much more information, but more questions and set up but it felt like it ended too quickly. Like more was supposed to happen for this episode but it didn’t.

I hope we can find a way to hear Loki sing in asgardian again, but under less jokey pretenses.

#loki #loki laufeyson #loki odinson #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #mcu #disney #avengers #loki on disney+ #thor #disney plus #disney+ #Loki show #Loki ep 3 #Loki episode 3 #loki reaction #tom hiddleston #sophia di martino #gugu mbatha raw #owen wilson #marvel studios #Asgard

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Just want to say I love your blog. Your TUA content is lovely and I can't say what a breath of fresh air it is to find another Luther champion. The fandoms treatment of him, istg, some of the most ludacris nonsense I've ever had to read. Especially love how you point out he's ALWAYS been so sweet and selfless when it comes to Allison and her personal happiness. Anyway I saw you say you seem confident alluther will actually happen. I sure hope so, but why do you figure? The antis are so loud.

Awwwww, thank you anon, you’re so sweet! Yeah, this blog is on 24/7 loving Luther lockdown! I feel like the antis are easing up a little bit after S2 aired because most of Luther’s scenes were used as comedic relief and the faves he was clashing with (Diego and Vanya) seem to have a better relationship with him now, so it’s not as bad anymore, but I have to admit I never ever go into the main tag so I can’t be 100% sure. 

Maybe you should try looking through the ‘Luther Protection Squad’ tag to find some more like-minded people? I swear there are more of us out there!

But to come to the Alluther question: 

I know that the antis are loud and I’ve noticed that most of them have counted S2 as a win for them, talking about how Allison ‘moved on’ and how Alluther won’t happen but I disagree (and I will now launch into a rambly post about why lmao).

WARNING: CONTAINS S2 SALT. PROCEED WITH CAUTION

All of this is based on the assumption though that they will be somewhat consistent in their writing regarding Alluther and S2 taught me that that isn’t very likely, so maybe I’m completely wrong and Alluther will never ever be mentioned in S3, but based on what happened so far, I could see them as an endgame couple. 

I mean in S1 they were a pretty big plot point so I don’t think I have to say anything about that but even though the Alluther scenes have been toned down in S2 they were there. 

Let’s see what antis would say about why Alluther won’t happen: 

Allison is married

And? Allison has been married before and still mentioned comparing every man she ever loved/dated to Luther. Allison has been married and she has had a kid with another guy and still Alluther was going strong. 

Not to mention that the end of this season has made it very clear we won’t see Raymond again.

Raymond (and Sissy) are temporary love interests for this particular season and both of them cannot leave their timeline without majorly fucking things up - at least according to Five, but the whole timetravel rules can change at the drop of a hat - but more importantly, both of them had a talk with their respective lovers about wanting to stay in their timeline. 

So unless Allison will return to the 60s (which doesn’t seem likely tbh), Raymond is gone for good. 

 Raymond was her true love tho! Like Klave!

I don’t think antis actually word it like this but I’ve noticed how all of them hopped onto the Almond train immediately and keep gushing about how good and cute they are and that’s great! You can ship what you wanna ship! But I think a lot of the love for this ship has to do with how it prevents Alluther from happening. If Allison is deeply in love with this wholesome man, she can’t ever like her brother. 

But tbh….I didn’t buy Almond. For two people who are happily married they crumble and burn awfully fast. 

And tbh, I was thinking about making a post about this so I’m gonna add this rant here but I just wanna preface this with the fact that I don’t hate them and I don’t hate people who ship them, I’m just….using this opportunity to poke some hole into their relationship. 

I think it would’ve been more believable if Raymond and Allison would be in the early stages of dating while all of S2 goes down. Think about it.

They are married? After one year? I mean, as far as I know, Allison has been in the 60s for about two years - since Luther was the first one who arrived and he spent 3 years there??? But I am not fact-checking this, so correct me if I’m wrong - so she had time to get used to being there, adjust to having no voice, meet Raymond, fall in love with him and get married to him. 

And considering she could already talk again it must’ve have been a while before she started talking to/dating Raymond? I don’t think a wound like that wouldn’t take a while to heal but with this show’s consistency, maybe it did. 

I was actually hoping Allison would stay mute for a while longer but alas

So, they got married pretty fast imo, and you could argue that it’s the 60s but 

Allison isn’t from the 60s

Allison just got out of a bad marriage. There’s like, a year?? maybe?? between her first marriage and her second one and tbh, I don’t think Allison would get married again so fast, tying herself to someone again almost immediately, especially if you consider what getting married in the 60s means for a woman and her personal freedom (it’s hinted at with Sissy but not with Allison and even though Raymond was probably a good husband who let her have her freedom and her say in things - as we can see with their movement - it’s still the 60s. Women couldn’t earn their own money. They couldn’t even spend any money without having to ask their husband. They were basically property of their husband and I can’t believe Allison would immediately jump back into being married, no matter how nice and good the guy is). 

“That just means it’s true love! That’s why their marriage may seem rushed!”

Yeah true love. I also keep secrets from my true love.

I mean, I understand that Allison couldn’t start talking about time travel or Raymond would’ve started thinking she’s crazy or something - and maybe would’ve sent her to a mental institution as is his right as a husband, so good idea getting married! - but she didn’t mention stuff like “I had a child.” or “I lost my family.” either and those are vague enough to not raise questions.

I mean, she could’ve lied! She could’ve said Claire is dead, which considering the apocalypse was what they were escaping is true!

She could’ve talked about how she had a family, but they kinda lost each other - maybe talking about how they all moved away and she doesn’t know where they are now, even though she misses them terribly. 

I mean, I simply can’t believe that she had to grief for her own child all on her own and she didn’t even tell her husband (and she couldn’t even properly be sad about it since Raymond and her lived together, so she probably didn’t have many moments where she could think about the future and the things she lost without the possibility of being walked in on). 

And how much it would’ve meant if there would’ve been a scene of her crying over Claire when she thinks she’s alone, but alas.

Then there’s also the whole added drama to their relationship. Which was btw, so unnecessary.

@showwriters: Why do you establish a relationship you obviously want to be viewed as full of love and instead of letting it be the steady rock the character can lean on during all the already ongoing chaos, you add drama to it and let it fall apart as a side plot which immensely suffers from not being shown/explored enough. 

I mean, we already have relationship drama with Vanya/Sissy and that relationship feels more natural because their obstacles are outside forces and not...one of them distrusting the other. 

You know, I get why Raymond is suspicious, I totally do! I just don’t think it makes the relationship believable. 

Once again, if they would’ve been in the early stages of dating and suddenly Allison’s weird brothers appear and she seems to be in cahoots with the cops, I would also think ‘???’ and it would’ve made perfect sense for Raymond to be confused and distrustful and not want to talk to Allison. 

But they’re married. They’re married and they vowed to love each other in sickness and in health and yet Raymond immediately jumps to ‘Allison is a spy’.

The woman you love enough to marry. That’s your first thought. Okay. 

(And if you wanna compare that to Vissy...Vanya suddenly drives off in the night to meet her family and disappears for a while and she apparently did something to Harlan and now he’s behaving weirdly and has powers….and she’s talking about taking Sissy and him to the future…..and yet….Sissy trusted Vanya). 

And tbh, I was done with their whole relationship the moment Allison spent the whole night calling every single hospital, trying to find out whether her husband was in one of them - was even alive - in tears and close to breaking down because the last time she saw him they were both involved in a riot and the possibility of him being in jail or hurt is very high only to find out…..

…..he had a meeting with their group without telling her because he doesn’t trust her. 

And what? He couldn’t have called her to at least tell her he’s okay and he’s gonna stay somewhere else overnight because shady shit did just go down that they need to discuss but he wants to be alone for now? That’s the bare minimum and yet he doesn’t do that. He doesn’t even call to make sure she is okay since running away doesn’t mean she couldn’t have accidentally been dragged into a brawl and hurt. 

Once again: They are married. 

So tbh, all I got from this relationship is the feeling that Allison simply didn’t wanna be alone in this new timeline and that isn’t an explicit point against Alluther. 

Okay, but….Allison moved on! So she still won’t get with Luther!

Did she? Did she really? I don’t think so. I mean, one of the first things we get from Allison aside from ‘She’s married’ is ‘She looks at the moon so often, her husband notices and gets her a book related to that’. 

That’s one of the most blatant ways they could’ve said: ‘She misses Luther.’

And Luther only. Not the whole family, Luther. If they wanted to somehow make this platonic or familial, they wouldn’t have taken the character she is canonly interested in romantically (which she is and has been since S1, no matter what antis say). 

I mean, if they only wanted to show ‘She misses her family’ they could’ve added a scene where she listens to the kid next door playing the violin or sees a boy in schoolboy shorts or maybe mistakes someone for Diego or whatever, endless possibilities. But they didn’t. 

They made it very clear she misses Luther and I don’t think she had a scene that shows her missing any of her other siblings in such a way (which is btw paralleled by the scene where Luther mistakes someone for Allison, which is also the only scene where he’s shown thinking about one of his siblings to the point he thinks he sees them - as far as I remember). 

But that’s probably only a coincidence, right?

Then there’s them meeting for the first time. I mean, they hug and the rest of the world disappears.

They took the time to shoot/cut this scene in a way that, when Allison and Luther hug after years of not seeing each other, everyone else isn’t in the shot anymore and it’s just them. Because they tried to make this as platonic as possible. 

(In comparison, Allison and Diego don’t even hug. And Klaus and Allison do hug and it’s a happy moment but there is no romantic music and it’s more focused on them being happy to see each other and not framed as a romantic scene. I mean, I have no clue regarding things like ‘motifs’ and ‘scenery’ but just watch those two hug scenes back to back and you know what I mean). 

Then the scene proceeds and they talk and sit down and Luther mentions her marriage and Allison tries to apologize. 

Just think about that. She doesn’t outright apologize but she does try to explain why she got married by saying how hard it was and is only stopped by Luther telling her he’s glad she wasn’t alone. 

How….how can you read that as a platonic convo between brother and sister? Just replace Luther with Klaus. Why would she feel the need to explain herself and seems guilty about being married? Is it because it implies she gave up on finding her family? If so, that would be her reaction with every sibling but she is explicitly like this with Luther. She tells Klaus she’s married too, and in that scene it’s definitely a ‘siblings catching up’ moment and it’s a happy moment and she doesn’t seem apologetic about being married. 

She is with Luther. 

Because they both know that there’s something between them and has been for a long time, to the point that Allison is visibly jealous when Luther has other relationships (his one-night-stand in S1) and this is the second time Allison has turned towards another man instead of waiting for Luther. And that’s why she tries to apologize. That’s why she tries to explain that she couldn’t know whether they - whether Luther - would ever show up, so she tried her best to move on - but she didn’t really, hence the moon scene. 

(This is also the scene where Luther could’ve been angry with her - and she probably would’ve thought he’s in the right - since during the days leading up to the apocalypse it seemed like they were slowly working towards being together - even if the kiss never happened, there’s still the phone booth scene which is basically Luther confessing his feelings - and now she once again leaves him standing alone, waiting for her to possibly return to him. 

But he isn’t, he just tells her he’s glad that she wasn’t alone. Because he is the actual embodiment of a gentleman and this world doesn’t deserve him). 

And this is just what I remember from watching the season once and then not really engaging with it, I can’t understand how antis can see those scenes and come to entirely different conclusions. But I guess, you really only see what you wanna see, huh?

But, but…...Incest is disguting! Even their siblings think so!

They don’t. They really don’t. There’s a gifset on tumblr somewhere compiling the scenes in S1 that show how chill the sibs are with Alluther, but let’s disregard those and just focus on S2 since they changed up a lot from the prior season and antis seem to think S2 was them finally saying ‘No Alluther’. 

I guess there’s the hair salon scene where Vanya, Klaus and Allison talk about relationships and Klaus lightly teases Allison for liking Luther. 

Now, he mentions Allison crushing on their brother in the same sentence where he talks about Vanya and her ‘Farmfrau’ and unless I missed it, he doesn’t change his voice. He doesn’t suddenly sound completely disgusted, or like he wants to vomit or whatever people think, so either, he thinks Vissy is as ‘disgusting’ as Alluther, or, he thinks both are simply relationships his sibs are interested in pursuing and he teases them about them like a sibling may do. 

And then you have Allison’s reaction. 

She doesn’t go: ‘Oh yeah, that was gross, what was I thinking’, she doesn’t make a face or disgusted noises or what, no, she tries to defend herself and her feelings. 

Which tells us: 

Despite popular belief to disregard Allison’s say in the Alluther relationship, she wants the relationship and she is obvious enough about it their siblings know (and Klaus makes it a point to say ‘Allison is into Luther’ and not ‘Luther likes Allison and Allison tolerates it). 

Alluther is brought up while they talk about current relationships, implying Allison still feels this way (especially because the way she reacts doesn’t make it seem like it’s a long over relationship with no longer relevant feelings. But again, I watched the season once and I don’t remember everything that was said. I think this is telling enough though). 

So..tell me again how everyone thinks Alluther is disgusting?

By now anon is thinking: ‘What is the point of all this rambling?’ 

And yeah, I am sorry for going way too into detail but I just wanted to make it clear that if the writers were intend on killing Alluther off in S2 - like antis believe - then everything I just mentioned wouldn’t have happened.

(And that’s without even mentioning the cpr scene). 

Alluther did get reduced but it didn’t vanish even though they decided to completely erase other things (like Claire and Eudora who are barely or not at all mentioned or things like Kliego being very close). 

This would’ve been the best opportunity! They re-meet in the 60s and Allison is happily married and takes the time to tell Luther he should move on. Or both are single and Luther tries to ask where they’re standing and whether she would like to try with him and she goes ‘This would be a mistake’ and that’s it.

(I am making Allison the one who ends things because it would be ooc for Luther to just end the possible relationship after waiting for Allison for years and there needs to be some consistency even in the mess that was S2). 

But! This didn’t happen!

Alluther is more or less back where it was in S1. Allison isn’t in a relationship anymore and won’t get back with the guy and Luther loves her no matter what. And the cheek kiss seems to leave them both on a hopeful note of finally getting together. 

So unless they use S3 to once again redo the show, it feels like Alluther is set up to be endgame. Like, I am getting ‘star-crossed lovers’ vibes where you’re just waiting for them to finally get together - because they just belong - but things keep getting in the way.  

You could compare it Diego/Lila in that regard, I think it’s pretty obvious those two are gonna end up together too. 

I have another ask about how they could get together, where I will definitely ramble more, but this shall be it for now. I hope it was halfway consistent. (And doesn’t have too many typos, I’m too lazy to check).

Also the formatting is shit but idc, I spent like two hours on this

#Alluther #tua s2 spoilers #anti tua s2 #Long post

[ariesbilly]

JULIA’S FICS MASTERLIST

so it’s my wifes ( @fredheads ) birthday and im a flop who doesnt have her birthday fic ready (it’ll be done... before the end of the month. absolutely should not take that long but thats the only definite timeline i have lmao) SO to celebrate, i think you all should read her fics and leave nice comments because it’s what she deserves :)

MULTI CHAPTER (unfinished)

She's The One (fem!fredsythe)

Just Like Heaven (fredsythe, alice - fred escapes the Sisters au)

talk about a dream, try to make it real (fredsythe, gladys - college au)

quiet mercy (fredsythe - the OG fred & the sisters of quiet mercy fic)

Papa (fred and artie exploration)

wanna be your backdoor man (fredsythe - h*rny neighbor antics)

With a Girl Like You (fred and gladys friendship)

all our costliest treasures (baby fredsythe at christmas julia i would like to see more... its your birthday i should not be requesting things my apologies)

but your kids are gonna love it (archie and jughead - back to the future au i never saw that movie so i cant say for sure but they do time travel so that checks out to me)

Riverdale High's Last Annual Father-Daughter Winter Fling (fred takes veronica to the father/daughter dance because hiram is in jail =/ )

i say the phrases that keep it all going (different takes of fred fp archie and jughead dying in each others arms julia where is the fredsythe one... just asking)

MULTI CHAPTER (finished [according to ao3])

wouldn't it be good (ensemble - everyones paired up and has to raise an egg)

love is like a heat wave (fredsythe summertime antics)

burnt toffee (halice - working at an icecream shop, falling in love, v cute)

if only in my dreams (penelope lies about having a boyfriend)

let nothing you dismay (alice cooper fixing christmas)

there's a blue light in my best friend's room (hal and fred bonding hour)

The Trials of Cheerleading (or, "Throwing In The Megaphone") (the parentdale bible just read it and forget anything else anyone [ras] has ever told you)

fred andrews adopts a gang (bet you cant tell what this is about)

from the rich to the poor they are mostly unkind (i think this is a sweet pea centric fic?? julia really has something for everyone but dont expect her to do this again)

fp's adventures in domesticity (fp taking care of the andrews household while fred recovers from getting blasted in the chest)

Oblivion (all the times fred has experienced god)

west of memphis (jarchie post 107 thats all i can tell you idk)

ONE SHOT

Wherever you go i'll be with you (fp and archie - a timeline after freds death)

that's as close as i'll get to loving you (fremary - fred asks mary out)

i'm only good at being bad, bad (gladys hating her deadbeat husband <3)

and all the miles in between (fp and tom on the bus to basic training)

excerpts from the same party (freds interactions...at a party... the title is pretty self explanatory but who doesnt love a party fic ammirite ladiez)

don't you know these days you pay for everything (fred, fp, mary - i remember this being fp playing wingman to get fred and mary together cuz he likes mary better than hermione.... read more to find out if im right)

tying faith between our teeth (fredsythe - au where fp goes to college and doesnt ruin his life)

and they were roommates (fredsythe - another college au)

The Construction Tree (jarchie - idk what this is about i dont read kid fics im sorry... but julias a bomb ass writer so im sure the jarchies will love it anyway)

flowers grow through cement (fred gaining weight and feeling insecure)

night creatures call and the dead start to walk in their masquerade (HALLOWEEN FREDSYTHE BABYYYY!)

get me a prescription for that one perfect touch (fredsythe sick fic)

i don't know where else i can go (more hal and fred bonding hour)

everybody's got a hungry heart (fredsythe sexy time with food... that sounds weird.... listen either youre into it or youre not)

not so typical love song (fp and mary bonding hour)

all the redemption i can offer (fremary after the shooting... im pretty sure... listen i have a bad brain i cant remember things just read it)

Simply Irresistible (fred is a ho)

took the words (right out of my mouth) (four times fred and fp say ‘i love you’)

if you wanna get it done you gotta do it yourself (fp and mary loving fred... who is a ho)

people livin' in competition (more fp/fred/mary nonsense with fp gay pining what a good triangle i would have liked to seen it...)

buy me a ticket on the last train home tonight (mary works at youth crisis hotline and fred calls in)

that's what they say when we're together (halram post high school au)

a good old fashioned romance (hiram flaunting his wealth instead of displaying emotions)

you don't know what (you) got (fred has great friends even though hes a bit of a putz)

watch your weight (more fredsythe food shenanigans)

Valuable Lessons Learned On The Tilt-A-Whirl, or "Babe, You Ought To Quit This Scene Too" (alice hermione fred and fp go to the fair)

what once was (jughead and the andrews after freds shooting)

you must remember this (i have no recollection of what this is about but it sounds jughead centric)

takes guts to be gentle and kind (idk what this is either lmfao but i know julia saved moose and midge in it... idk midge but good for her [granted this also takes place after 202 so keep that in mind])

FP Jones and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad House Party (or, "Nothing Good Ever Happens At One Of These") (oh i remember this one.... mmmm. title tells you all really)

and so please help them with your youth ( ‘fred teaches archie to walk. archie returns the favor’)

andrews & son (more fred and archie post 201)

Blueberry Pie (fredsythe - my review of this fic is just me clutching my chest saying ‘oh god, oh fuck’)

never drill for oil on a city street (part 1 of mary working at a youth crisis hotline and fred calling in and i should put this above the other fic but like... you can figure out one and two on your own i believe in you)

The Perils of Faking Illness (or, “two times Fred Andrews faked sick to get out of class and one time he actually needed a hospital”) (read the title)

healing, in three parts (fred fp archie and jughead attempt a roadtrip)

all along the watchtower (#fredandrewsisriverdale)

guess that we were too much of the same kind (fred getting visitors in the hospital)

sometimes wonder what's beneath the mess you've become (fred and alice bonding hour)

nice day for a white wedding (fredsythe hospital times babyyyy!)

The Unexpected Perks of Feminist Activism (or, "Fingertip Rules") (fred gets fucked in a skirt by fp thats all you need to know)

Any Way You Want It (reggie x moose idk what it is but if you like them here you go)

fun, fun, fun (till her daddy takes the t-bird away) (beach antics! freds a menace but fp loves him anyway...)

hands over the ears of my heart (fred and hermione share a bed but platonically)

the apocalypse comes sooner than you think (fredsythemione antics)

small as a world and large as alone (a series of drabbles about archie jughead and fred post 104)

do a good turn daily (archie x reggie post 103)

seven minutes in heaven (archie and reggie picked for 7 minutes in heaven)

tell me every terrible thing you ever did (archie drops jughead off after the pep rally)

#READ HER WORK! #riverdale fanfiction #idk why im bothering tagging this i doubt its gonna show up anywhere thanks to tumblrs rules but whatever

[finaledenialist]

thoughts on john winchester?

oh dear. ok first of all, thanks for the ask nonny! ♡

first of all: i am a little scared that people might unfollow me because if i am going to answer honestly, there will be some negativity. i am not a fan of john winchester, sorry, so if it bothers you in any way - just skip it, don’t read. this is just my opinion.

okay then here we go: my thoughts on john winchester. my thoughts are that i don’t like this man.  i didn’t like him from the beginning. from the pilot. he left dean alone to go after yellow eyed demon. he obviously cared more about sam than he ever cared about dean, but still left the boys alone in a motel for days without enough food.

and of course he gets redeemed by giving up his soul, his life for dean in 2x01, like it’s supposed to make up for 26 years of neglect and abuse. it doesn’t, but this might be the first good decision this man makes in years.

remember the cute little episode bad boys (9x07) where we get to see young dean, in trouble, ending up in cuffs at the boy;s house and john doesn’t even bother? he doesn’t come for him, he leaves him?! dean is 14 for god’s sake!!! john told the police to let dean rot in jail and he lied to sam about what happened!!! and you know what, this isn’t even the worst part!

when sonny (guy who runs the house) sees dean’s bruises and asks him if his old man did this to him, dean says it was a werewolf. now we all know this was a lie (or a plot hole. but i refuse to believe that, sue me) because winchesters’ first encounter with a werewolf was in like season 2 and dean was kinda excited for it. to sum up: it was john, end of story.

what fuels my theory that john was taking eveything out on dean even more is the look on dean’s face when he and sam talk about the night sam left for college. you know what i am talking about. ‘and when dad came home...’, we can only imagine what happened. jesus i feel so bad for dean sometimes i cry

and that is why i completely don’t but the lebanon 300th episode. i knew what they were going for, i knooow, but for god’s sake really, nothing is ever going to convince me that dean’s biggest wish was seeing his long deceased father lmao although i can buy the idea that he wanted his family back together from the moment he lost his mom when he was 4 so i am gonna give it a pass, also it was a milestone episode and we know that different rules apply to those so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

also i have a headcanon, but it’s like only me and my brain and i am saying this as a fun fact about me, that john wasn’t the righteous man after all. that it was somehow a lie. that he didn’t endure 100 years of hell without giving in. i imagine he broke after some time, and it didn’t start the apocalypse. and then he got lucky and crawled out of hell in s2 finale. so it was a lie to break dean even more (oh look your father suffered for 100 years and you what, 40? you are not half the man you dad was, literally), while the truth was that dean endured for so long, and was so strong and if he knew about this he might hate himself a little less and no one needed that. heaven and hell needed a broken dean who doubts himself, so he’s easy to manipulate. (you might ask how cas fits into that: maybe he just didn’t know. he was only a soldier, they were not informed of everything, which was stated in later seasons)

what i love though is that dean knows that his father was an abusive, drunk asshole, fueled by rage and hatred and revenge. and dean knows better and is better, and dare i say dean is afraid that he will turn up like him, because he has anger, too. well guess what dean, you didn’t. wow i love dean winchester so much.

#asks #Anonymous #ask #anon #answered #dean #dean winchester #john winchester #spn #supernatural #with a sprinkle of negativity and a lot of typos probably

[petersthree]

Your favorite Hargreeves sibling duo for the brotp ask!!

ik I literally did the Hargreeves siblings today for this ask but....Ben and Diego are my favorite dynamic so lmao ahem let’s go: 

who steals french fries off the other’s plate They both do!! I like to imagine that they’re talking to each other and Ben is sneaking fries off Diego’s plate while Diego is outright eating fries off Ben’s plate (and meanwhile Five is just staring at them like “??? Just eat from your own plate?????”) 

who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple Neither lmao, though Ben will be a smug little shit about it for the rest of the day and if Diego says something Ben is just like “that’s no way to treat your husband, Diego” and Diego wants to Die

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail Ben absolutely bails Diego out (and the ONE time he had to bust him out for time sensitive apocalypse reasons) 

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues Awwww okay I feel like they’re both great at comfort but I feel like in this case Ben is just SO good at giving it!! It would also be very nice to see Diego give dating advice though just because Ben hasn’t dated, well, anyone and honestly out of all of them Diego’s probably the best at well-adjusted romantic relationships which...................isn’t saying a lot, actually, but still. 

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes ad;lksfj neither of them are above this but Diego actively does this to Ben and Ben finds it endearing even if he fakes being mad

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk BOTH OF THEM! As kids they’d practically sprawl on top of each other and share the top bunks!! :’)

who starts and who wins the pillow fights I feel like again this is a both of them thing, but they are both on the same side and start a pillow fight against Klaus or Five because one of them said something and Diego and Ben just looked at each other and went, “Yeah, no, okay you need to get hit with a pillow for a second here” and just start whaling on them lmao 

who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush ;alkfdj;alkdf Ben is trying Desperately to flirt with someone and Diego just drops this line and Ben is like “Diego ily but please don’t” while Diego is just like “:) I helped, this is how all of my relationships started.” 

Send me a BROTP!

#diego and ben #gosh i need to find a brother fic for them too!!!! #janie gets asks #Anon

[bondsmagii]

Harvest, fog, maize!

thank you!!

harvest: what fictional character do you most identify with? Why?

ooh [rubs hands together] time to be declared Problematique™! first of all definitely Henry Winter (The Secret History), like… reading that book was such a snatch of my entire being. Henry and I have a lot of very similar things going on, and we’re very similar in personality. both of us are quite solitary, very odd in our mannerisms, ridiculously loyal, prone to taking on far too much responsibility, and are very much dumb of ass. we also both suffer the curse of being natural leaders in a group, despite not knowing much more than everyone else, and people tend to look to us to fix everything and then turn on us when we can’t. oh, and did I mention we’re both dumbasses?

another major one is Eli Ever (the Villains series). like Henry, there’s a lot about our personalities that are similar, both the good and the bad. not to go into too much detail (a running theme with the rest of these characters) but there’s a resonance there with the whole feeling like different people, and the weird relationship with existence because it’s not fun to get used to being alive when you’ve been dead in any capacity. also we’re both prone to absolutely galactic takes if we don’t keep ourselves in check lmao.

now the two that are for Very Private Reasons: the Darkling (Grishaverse) and Holland Vosijk (Shades of Magic series). make of that what you will.

fog: how well do you think you’d do in a zombie apocalypse scenario?

answered!

maize: share the weirdest encounter you’ve had with a stranger on the street.

man I just… attract weirdos. I’m not even sure where I would begin. the first one that came to mind was a few years back when @vestriis and I went to go get a pizza from Domino’s, which is a perfectly ordinary thing to do, and you would expect it would go off without a hitch. not so. as soon as we stepped outside this drunk guy started following us telling us how he had been in jail, and how he was going to beat me up (me, specifically, for some reason), and how we didn’t want to Fuck With Him, and other shit I didn’t pay attention to. he even followed us into the pizza place and placed an order for like 4 pizzas and a bunch of other stuff, and then went back outside, and I told the staff not to bother because he was not going to pay for it lmao. he was still carrying on when we came back out with the pizza, going on about how he’d been In Prison, and finally I told him I’d been in prison too, and what was he in for? his eyes literally bugged out of his head, and he fucked off soon after when a police car came past.

really though, that’s just the first one I thought of. I seem to just draw weird people to me, and it’s both a blessing and a curse.

autumnal asks 🍁🍂

#about me #autumnal asks #antipuff #asks

[dyketectivecomics]

Scary OTP meme for BabsRae please? Hope you are well!! :D

HELL YEAH BOOKWORM QUEENS

Which one is more fond of scary movies: babs either watches for the plot or for the cheesiness, there is no in between. otherwise its Garbage in her eyes fjkdlaj

Which one gets the most excited about Halloween: still raven. she’s the one decorating the clocktower in cobwebs & “more bats than usual”

Which one would be more likely to survive the apocalypse: raven but DAMN would it take awhile to get rid of babs lmao have y'all READ NO MANS LAND. THE GIRL WAS LIVING P WELL FOR HERSELF ACTUALLY

Which one would literally kill for the other: actually hey yeah. fuck the killing joke movie for several reasons but also esp for assuming that babs wouldn't understand the sacrifice of Killing A Bitch if it was absolutely needed & a choice she’d have to make either btwn ‘me vs them’ or ‘someone i love vs someone abt to kill them’ like. She’s Down With Murder in Self-Defense bc shit happens okay. shit just happens sometimes.

Which one likes to scare or startle the other: okay. so like. imagine this: babs keeps hearing from EVERYONE how hard raven is to scare. how IMPOSSIBLE it is to scare her. and ofc she just goes “bet” and hatches a long con. which involves hacking raven’s phone, paying off several batkids to play along. and possibly putting a public servant’s life in danger by accident along the way. also it uncovers some corruption too bc babs like to multitask but anyways

Which one is more likely to need comforting when they get spooked: hmm still gonna go with rae. but also with side serving of ‘babs is Terrible with comfort when she’s running on 2 hrs of sleep so she MIGHT make it a tad worse before she makes it better fjkdlasjfl

Which one always puts on a brave face: babs. but its not a face/act. its Real™ from Experience™

Which one would be more dangerous if they suddenly became violent: (y'all ALREADY know which one I'm gonna say. but like.... don't underestimate babs. she WILL fuck you up and make you apologize for it too)

Which one would be more likely to commit a crime: barbara “oh sure. when the GOVERNMENT does it, it’s fine. but when I spy on people it’s ‘a violation of privacy’ and ‘you could face decades of jail time’” gordon

Which one believes in ghosts: babs has both seen and heard too damn much to not believe. but she enjoys watching buzzfeed unsolved and being like ‘but what if tho?’ just to get a rise out of raven.

Which one likes to watch spooky show on television: raven introduces babs to a few but mostly ones that have REALLY twisty plots that they try to predict at every turn.

Which one would propose the idea of holding a seance:babs: hey. it would make my case 10000% easier if you could talk to-raven: no. no, uh-uh. aint gonna happen babe.babs: fine. i’ll ask zatann-raven, already lighting candles & clearing a table: how long ago did they die? you got a first and last name or just a description for me? 

Which one has nightmares more often: tbh? babs has trauma too but... idk. i see her as marginally more equipped to Deal with it & work through it & past it? so it really depends on where raven would be at development-wise here bc usually i ship them w/ meeting VERY briefly when babs is still batgirl, but actually dating when babs is oracle & raven’s at med school sooooo yknow? probably past most of that trauma for em both

Which one would want to explore a real haunted house:babs: okay. so don’t be mad-raven: mad? oh no. i’ve just gone straight to acceptance now. because of fucking course this would happen. of fucking course you NEED me to go to the most haunted ass place in gotham to find your perp. babs: would it make it better if i reminded you that i love you?raven: and you’re SURE your other birds can’t handle this-babs: rather have my favorite one on the case-raven: ........... barbara. PLEASE.

Spooky Meme: Send a me paring & I’ll fill out a headcanon list!

#babsrae #barbara gordon #rachel roth #asked and answered #randywrites #headcanon #I LOVE EM SO MUCH AHHHH #actually some of these make good uhhh fic fodder ideas and i MAY JUST DO EM EVENTUALLY HANG ON #to write #bc DAMN do i wanna write em or at least read em if someone else wants to take one and run with it lmao #spellboundtothestars

[in-tua-deep]

I have an idea for Old Dog, New Tricks, maybe Five has a really hard time understanding money and is constantly like ???? When he orders coffee or goes anywhere. Maybe Diego has to come scoop is tiny older brother from mall jail cause he literally just forgot to pay for something. I LOVE EVERYTHING YOU WRITE BY THE WAY ITS FANTASTIC YOUR FANTASTIC

OH SAME HAT!! I should probably actually just,, put out my list of random Five thoughts for the series before anything else lmao but you’re so right about the money thing!! he’s used to just grabbing whatever bc no one owns anything in the apocalypse they’re dead they ain’t using it

so without further ado here’s the list i’m working with, with 0 edits from my shitty notes so take it with a grain of salt lmao

- talking to himself (even after putting Dolores back)- food hoarding- food aggression (genuinely though if you try steal Five’s food he WILL defend it with his live, usually meaning the end of yours)- food waste issues- five’s idea of edible vs. inedible (bugs? very edible)- clothes thief five- table manners are for SCHMUCKS - Five, probably- scavenging in general/no sense of other people’s belongings (counter point: very protective of his own belongs while not projecting other people’s ownership onto objects. Everyone was dead in his day. Dead people don’t need things)- clothes shopping (function over form, he’d stab someone for thick comfortable socks)- clothes waste issues?? I feel like Five would be handy with a needle and thread tbh- sleep issues (no waking up alone)- bed issues (nesting on the ground, sleeping where the fuck ever, is that five asleep on top of the tv?? that can’t be comfortable)- carrying a knife (Diego has one, it’s DIEGO, so does klaus, WHAT, hey i’m a war vet ofc i carry a knife, you’re a whAT) - alcoholism (it’s safer to drink alcohol than water in the apocalypse tbh)- money?? how does money work again? (it’s not like hargreeves gave them an allowance, money was useless in the apocalypse, and the commission provided things)- issues with touch/what counts as personal space - snow = flashbacks to ashes in apocalypse- writes on any surface available with no concern with anything (did you carve into this wall with a kniFE, and what if i did)- self indulgent five and kitten or puppy content since no mammals in the apocalypse (i feel like five would be suitably wary of large animals. you can’t trust horses.)- okay i really do want to write klaus giving five the cat pillow- clothing triggers?? the outfits they were wearing dead or something? I need to actually see if you can see the death outfits in the show tbh

i’ve already done quite a few of them lmao but it is what it is tbh

just someone get this boy some therapy tbh smh

ALSO THANK U I LOVE U ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SUPPORTING ME I LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF U

#ask me #anonymous #five hargreeves #number five #tua #the umbrella academy #my thoughts on five's various traumas #just my shitty list #i should make it nicer

[americanhorrorbatch]

Hey, Could I please have a m&f ship please? I'm a pan female & I have tan skin, dark brown eyes and hair that's dark brown& golden blonde in a deathhawk. I'm a very shy person until I open up then I'm fairly outgoing. I can be very childish & bubbly or more mature and straightforward. I'm a horror and thriller writer and I love metal and indie music.I'm intrigued by dark history and dark things in general.I try to act tough but I'm very emotional & I have a hot temper. Cult or Apocalypse please!

I ship you with... Misty Days, and Kai Anderson!!

(So I went full out with this so there is a trigger warning for attempted rape graphic violence, and brief mentions of the holocaust. So if you don’t like then I will dm another one with no triggers. I just went full out. tbh it feels like more headcons or an imagine lmao. Hope you enjoy!~)

ஐ When you first met Misty (Coven Era) you were very shy but deep down she knew you were an outgoing loving person and wanted to help open you up. 

ஐ Sometimes when you walk around the forest enjoying nature you play some calm indie music to set a calm, peaceful mood.

ஐ You read a lot on the dark history of witches. You also learned that most of Earth’s dark history’s involved witches.

ஐ She loves how you can be childish and bubbly but can be mature and straightforward. 

ஐ You could be who you truly were around her and not fear that you would be judged and she does the same with you.

ஐ When she died from the seven wonders you were devastated. You researched ways to bring her back from hell. 

ஐ You teach the new witches at the academy the dark history of their witch roots and how not to make the same devastating choices. I mean Anne Boleyn using a love potion on King Henry VIII and it made him obsessed with her and eventually led to her ruins. 

ஐ When she was brought back by Michael Langdon you were so happy. You both ran in to each others arms kissing each other forgetting the world around you. 

ஐ When Dinah lets Michael and Mead in you and Misty died in each others arms.

-- BONUS- After Mallory murders Michael Langdon (Sorry I’m still grieving lmao I know it’s a tv show character but damn)--

ஐ Your teaching the girls a lesson about how World War 2 was actually about how Hitler was a warlock who went rogue and tried to kill the witches and supreme but dragged the Jews and other countries in to the war to cover up the fact that it was actually a witch vs warlock war. When a  hand is placed on your shoulder. 

ஐ “Don’t worry I found a way for you to be reunited with Misty just meet me in the hall after your done teaching.”

ஐ You did just that and she was right you were reunited with Misty.

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⌘ You grew up with the Andersons and that is how you ended up in the cult.

⌘ You were going to college to become an author and maybe one day direct your own horror movies.

⌘ You graduated and came back to live at home because you had to help your mother take care of your sick father.

⌘ When you came home and were all unpacked you walked next door to your high school sweet heart Kai’s house. Winter opens the door.

⌘ “Oh, shit Y/N is that really you?” 

⌘ “Yeah, I just came back from college. My Father... is well sick. Is Kai home?”

⌘ “He is but now is not a good ti-”

⌘ “Holy shit Y/N is that you?!” 

⌘ You recognized that voice anywhere.

⌘ “Hey Kai” You smile as he hugs you.

⌘ He had a bag of Cheetos in his hands. 

⌘ “Hey, so now is not a good time but are you free for Lunch tomorrow?” Kai asks.

⌘ “Oh yeah, of course.” You smile.

⌘ “Great, see you tomorrow.” He smirks. 

⌘ The next day at Lunch he tell you that he is running for governor and asked if you wanted to help. 

⌘ “Of course I will help.”

⌘ “Good, but meet me later by the alley way near our houses. You know where we would hide to-”

⌘ “Yeah, I know!” You laugh slapping his arm.

⌘ Later that night you did that but it was not as expected. A man came out of no where and tried to take advantage of you. Kai came and pushed him off of you and handed you a hammer. 

⌘ “W-Why are you handing me this hammer, Kai?”

⌘ “You know why, didn’t he make you angry by touching and taking advantage of you like you were some prostitute?”

⌘ Tear spilled from your eyes. 

⌘ “K-Kai, I can’t kill h-him...” 

⌘ “Why not he tried to take advantage of you?!” Kai shouts making you whince.

⌘ He was right though. You gripped your hammer tightly. The man looked at Kai with pleading eyes and you swung your hammer down on the mans head. 

⌘ Even though the man was dead the rage took over you and you kept swinging blood spraying on your face.

⌘ Kai grabbed the hammer from you and held you close hushing you. 

⌘ He explained his plan to you and how you just killed a traitor.

⌘ You are part of the cult and you won’t lie you felt like shit for killing people but you loved Kai.

⌘ “Y/N, come with me.” 

⌘ You follow him and he holds your hands. 

⌘ “Will you have the honor in having my Messiah baby?”

⌘ “Oh Kai, I don’t think I’m ready for-”

⌘ “I know but this will be our Messiah baby!”

⌘ “Well Alright.”

⌘ During the fall of the Cult you found out you were pregnant. You were sure you would give birth to your baby in jail and have them be taken from you. Surprisingly Ally told them that you were against your will there too. But maybe because you told her and Beverly you were pregnant.

⌘ After the fall of the Cult and you gave birth to two ‘Baby Messiah’s.” A girl named Winter Jazmine Anderson after your dearest friend and Damien Cole Anderson.

⌘ You called Kai on the prison phone. 

⌘ “Hello.”

⌘ “Y/N, you fucking traitor! How dare betray me like this! You haven’t called me in fucking 9 months!”

⌘ “I was busy.”

⌘ “With what?! Fucking Ally you slut!”

⌘ “No, I was busy being pregnant with your messiah’s!”

⌘ “Messiah-’s?...”

⌘ A boy name Damien Cole Anderson and A girl named Winter Jazmine Anderson.”

⌘ “Is it true? Am I really a father?”

⌘ “Yes, baby.”

⌘ “I’m breaking out of here in two months, and I am going to kill that fucking traitorous slut Ally!”

⌘ “Or we can elope and you help me raise our Messiah’s!”

⌘ I.... Fine.”

⌘ He faked his death in prison and instead of killing Ally you two elope and Kai creates another cult but leaves you and the kids out of it so if shit goes down they won’t be taken away.

[endorstoiii]

todas as asks que não foram feitas

1:Full name.I don’t like to share my full name online so I just go with Marina Sakai (that’s enough).

2:Zodiac sign.Taurus

3:3 fears.cockroaches, drowning and burning to death.

4:3 things I love.Music, drawing, movies.

5:4 turn on’s.Music, people who are similar to me, trips and playing The Sims (how random is this?).

6:4 turn off’s.Stupid people, soccer, math and being obliged to do something I don’t want to.

7:My best friend?I don’t think I have one best friend only, I have a few close friends… you are one

8:Sexual orientation?Straight.

9:My best first date?hahaha lol

10:How tall am I?1,62cm I guess.

11:What do I miss?A very good friend I made on tumblr. For some reason she is gone :(

12:What time was I born?At 6:40 am or something.

13:Favorite color?Well I have a holy trinity of colors, but I’d say purple.

14:Do I have a crush?As long as band members exist, I will have a crush LMAO.15:Favorite quote?“My world is turning pages while I am just sitting here” - Kevin Parker, Apocalypse Dreams.

16:Favorite place?Paraty (beach).

18:Do I use sarcasm?Me? No, never.

20:First thing I notice in new person?

21:Shoe size?35 in Brazil too lazy to search it for other locations :p

23:Hair color?Black.

24: Favorite style of clothing?I don’t know, I like to mixture things.

25:Ever done a prank call?Not that I remember.

26:What color of underwear I’m wearing now?Yellow with lilac stripes

27:Meaning behind my URL?It’s a song by Tame Impala. Me + the lyrics = accuracy.

28:Favorite movie?Too hard… but let’s say it’s The Babadook.

29:Favorite song?TOO HARD, but hum… at the moment it is Stella Was A Diver And She Was Always Down by Interpol (which I’m listening to right now!!!) ((but also Leif Erikson and Tidal Wave and ughhhhh)).

30:Favorite band?Sorry, I cannot choose only one so here it goes my Holy Trinity: Tame Impala, Arctic Monkeys and Arcade Fire. But I am extremely obsessed with Interpol, so yeah.

31:How I feel right now?Shitty for having a week off and doing nothing.

33:My current relationship status.The same as always: single.

34:My relationship with my parents.It’s good with my mother, and ok with my father.

35:Favorite holiday.Festa junina because food.

36:Tattoos and piercing I have.None, yet.

39:Do I and my last ex hate each other?who?

40:Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts?Sometimes good night from my mother and my ex sister-in-law.

41:Have I ever kissed the last person I texted?No.

42:When did I last hold hands?God… when I was a child, maybe, with my parents, to cross the streets lmao seriously I have no idea.

43:How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?The whole morning lol an hour at least.

44:Have I shaved my legs in the past three days?No. Call me disgusting.

45: Where am I right now?Dining room.

46:If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?This could only happen if I go out with my friends, none of them would go out to get drunk though hah but they would help me, I’m sure.47:Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?Mostly reasonable level, but you know sometimes you gotta turn it louder for that one part… other times, the whole song lol48:Do I live with my Mom and Dad?Yes.

49:Am I excited for anything?Some of my fave bands will release new stuff this year, so yeah. Also, MGMT are coming to play here and I hope to go!!!50:Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?No.51:How often do I wear a fake smile?70% of the time maybe.52:When was the last time I hugged someone?I hugged someone? I think it was 14 days ago because it was my friend’s birthday and I went to her house for a surprise party.

53:What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?I would feel nothing.

54:Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?I don’t think so.

55:What is something I disliked about today?The whole day, I spent it doing chores and I am dead now.

56:If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?Kevin Parker, love of my life. And many other band members.

57:What do I think about most?Music lol hum, I try to focus on my life, my future… but I can’t seem to succeed.

58:What’s my strangest talent?If I had one I can make 3 waves with my tongue, just like Daniel Radcliffe.

59:Do I have any strange phobias?I don’t know if they are strange, but I am afraid of dolls (automatonophobia) and trypophobia.

71:Do I spend money or save it?Save it… to spend it HAH (taurine with ascendant in Taurus).

72:Can I touch my nose with a tongue?Nope.

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?Yes, there is a rose quartz, a pink tsuru (origami), a bed sheet, a sculpture of Our Lady of Aparecida, a small fake flower that my ex sister-in-law gifted my mom for Women’s Day.

74:Favorite animal?I also have a holy trinity for this lol: cats, elephants and deers (any kind).

75:What was I doing last night at 12 AM?Massaging my mom’s feet cause I’m a good daughter.

76:What do I think Satan’s last name is?Devicari LMAO ok this is an internal joke with my friends

77:What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?Signs of Life by Arcade Fire78:How can you win my heart? Buy me concert tickets and food.

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?Embrace disgrace. I have just decided this haha I like the word embrace and I always say disgrace, in English, to my sister. And these two words rhyme lol80:What is my favorite word?In Portuguese, it probably is saudade because of the feeling, but there are some others that I like the pronounce, not necessarily the meaning (like resiliência, recíproco, melancolia), and I chose it by the meaning. There’s also eita, which is a perfect word, omg, I don’t know what I would do without this word. In English, one of them is embrace as I said above. But by the pronounce, it is vortex in British accent. Good af. 81:My top 5 blogs on tumblr?OH MAN, I don’t have fav blogs, I have fav people! So this is the criterion to choose. This is not in order. I AM SO SORRY1. @warpaint-impala2. @14thandeuclid3. @sastrugie4. @roger-sultrey5. @streetofthoughtinallyourbones (this one is inactive, unfortunately, but there’s so much gold in there!!!) ((she is @ourblogtoadmire))

82:If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?hahah… hum… I would say @ all the band members who destroyed my life how much I love them.  As everybody in the world is listening to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

83:Do I have any relatives in jail?Not that I know.

84:I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?Mental power, just like Professor Xavier, but with telekinesis too. Oh, and being able to fly.

85:What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?Hum, I can only think of “y/n” type of question, which would be very obvious… so I guess the question would be “what would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?” LOL

86:What is my current desktop picture?The best gig of my life, aka Tame Impala. For some reason I can’t add the picture here :/ so I’ll post it later separately.

87:Had sex?what is it?

88:Bought condoms?lol

89:Gotten pregnant?When seeing some certain pictures? Oh hell yes!

90:Failed a class?Yep, Chemistry classes mostly. I may have missed some classes, but my shitty teacher could never be patient and a good professional so I could never really learn a thing.

91:Kissed a boy?Unfortunately yes (not because he’s a boy, but because it was bad as fuck).

92:Kissed a girl?Nope.

93:Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?No. 

94:Had job?Yes, I’ve already been an English teacher for kids (imagine how dumb these kids became when they had classes with me lmao I’m sorry girls)

95:Left the house without my wallet?No, never.

96:Bullied someone on the Internet?No.

97:Had sex in public?lmao what does sex mean?

98:Played on a sports team?Yes, I used to play handball at school.

99:Smoked weed?No.

100:Did drugs?No.

102:Drank alcohol?Yes, today. But I never went out to drink, neither had a single alcoholic drink only for me.

103:Am I a vegetarian/vegan?Nope. 

104:Been overweight?No. I mean, never been in an unhealthy way.

105:Been underweight?Possibly when I was a child and had anemia.

106:Been to a wedding?Yes, the last one was on April 2017. It was my friend’s sister wedding.

107:Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?I think so, playing The Sims lol I love this game.

108:Watched TV for 5 hours straight?Probably… I’m not sure.

109:Been outside my home country?No :( (not yet!)

110:Gotten my heart broken?Yes because my fave band members havE GIRLFRIENDS!!! Ok, hum, I have had my heart broken by a “real person” once (and only time). But this person is one of the best people I have ever met and my heart was broken because we could never fit; he is not a bad person at all, we just are from different realities.

111:Been to a professional sports game?No.

112:Broken a bone?No.

113:Cut myself?Yes, once.

114:Been to prom?No.

115:Been in airplane?Yes, a long time ago, and I don’t remember how many times. Maybe 2 or 3. 

116: Fly by helicopter?No, but I want to!

117:What concerts have I been to?I have a list of it here! I have seen some native bands too, which were pretty cool.118:Had a crush on someone of the same sex?Not a crush properly, but a little attraction. 

119:Learned another language?Yes, English. But I want to learn others, like Japanese and Russian! 

120:Wore make up?For weddings, graduation and this kind of event. And sometimes to go out, but very, very simple.

121:Lost my virginity before I was 18?LMAO

122:Had oral sex?why so many questions about sex? I still don’t know what this mean!!!

123:Dyed my hair?Never, but I’d like to.

124:Voted in a presidential election?My first time will be this year, in October. And I have no idea in who to vote!!! :)

125:Rode in an ambulance?No.

126:Had a surgery?No.

127:Met someone famous?I didn’t meet him, but I once went to an event and Beakman (from Beakman’s World) was there… but this is just like seeing a band live: you only see them, you don’t meet them.128:Stalked someone on a social network?Hahahahah hell yes

129:Peed outside?Outside what? In public, like, in the street? In a bush? No, never!

130:Been fishing?Yes, twice.

131:Helped with charity?Yes. 

132:Been rejected by a crush?I had only one crush and he didn’t reject me, neither accepted.

133:Broken a mirror?Yes.

134:What do I want for birthday?My birthday was exactly 14 days ago I wanted a new pair of sneakers, and also money for gigs.

135:How many kids do I want and what will be their names?If I have a good financial condition, I want two. If not, only one. I don’t think too much about names, but can you believe I thought of it earlier today? Yes! Male names I like are Julian and Edwin. And female, Elizabeth/Elise, Amélia/Amelie (just like I said here) and also Helena. 

136:Was I named after anyone?No, my grandfather suggested this name for me and my mom liked it.

 137:Do I like my handwriting?Not anymore. It is really ugly now, it used to be better.

138:What was my favorite toy as a child?Barbie dolls, always.

139:Favorite TV Show?Decora. It’s a Brazilian tv show about renovating and decorating rooms.

140:Where do I want to live when older?Perth, Australia (thanks Tame Impala for destroying my life).

141:Play any musical instrument?Unfortunately not, and I hate this!!! I really, reaaaally want to play some! Hopefully I will in the future.

142:One of my scars, how did I get it?I have two scars on my right arm. My sister really wanted the tv control I was holding… yeah, she tried to get it from my hands and scratched my arm.

143:Favorite pizza topping?K E T C H U P! LMAO SO PAULISTAN

144:Am I afraid of the dark?No.

145:Am I afraid of heights?Yes.

146:Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?Yeah, I remember once when I left the laundry room (I was alone there) and I didn’t hold the door, so it shut and it was loud, and I said it was my brother’s fault, though he wasn’t even there. My mom was getting in the laundry room and she saw it all. LOL.147:Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?Always? lol hum, yes, it happens a lot.

148:What I’m really bad at.Everything. Ok, hum, I would say that I am really bad at being positive.

149:What my greatest achievements are.Seeing my Holy Trinity live; saving the life of some pets (my last dog and the three current cats I have) and I don’t know what else.

150:The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me.basically everything my father says to me hum my father used to call me useless a lot of times.

151:What I’d do if I won in a lottery.Help my family, move to Perth and try my life in there.

152:What do I like about myself?Nothing…………….-my music taste, and the fact that I am an open minded person.

153:My closest Tumblr friend.you (@warpaint-impala).

154:Something I fantasies about.LMAOOOOOOOOOO sorry but nope hah

155:Any question you’d like - would you read my text?Yes, I will read it.

Glenda, muito obrigada, mas nunca mais faça eu responder todas as perguntas. Por favor. Te amo

#this was the first time I had to answer ALL the questions #it took me two days to finish it lol #but well ok that's the price I pay isn't it? #my post

[feralcherry]

Scary memes for: Sawyer x Levi, Brotp: Sawyer x Nikita, Brotp: Levi x Alex, OTP: Lil Kalex, Brotp: Abel (not abelardus) x Kain. Yes yes I know it said OTP, but fuck that, I know no rules. These should keep you busy :]

damn that’s a lot lol

HERE WE GOOO

SawyerxLevi:

Which one is more fond of scary movies:

Levi, I’d say. Mostly because he thinks they are soooo stupid.

Which one gets the most excited about Halloween:

Sawyer!! She loves Halloween and would plan weeks in advance for the perfect Halloweek. 

Which one would be more likely to survive the apocalypse:

Sawyer, honestly. Levi would pretty much wither up without her, so if she’d died, he’d die. But the other way around and Sawyer is fine if not empty feeling.

Which one would literally kill for the other:

bOTH.

Which one likes to scare or startle the other:

Neither??? Not like they really can anyways.

Which one is more likely to need comforting when they get spooked:

Levi. Sawyer reacts badly but Levi just shuts down. So I’d assume he’d need a lot more coaxing.

Which one always puts on a brave face:

Sawyer. People follow her, so she has to put on the mask of a leader.

Which one would be more dangerous if they suddenly became violent:

Sawyer. She literally has ripped a werewolf in half with her bare hands.

Which one would be more likely to commit a crime:

Sawyer loll

Which one believes in ghosts:

Sawyer! Levi thought for the longest time, that when you die, you just die. Now he’s wondering if his life is the life of a ghost now that he’s back in the world of the living but not quite living.

Which one likes to watch spooky show on television:

Sawyer. Levi like scary movies, but shows tend to bore him pretty fast. It’s usually the same thing regurgitated over and over again.

Which one would propose the idea of holding a seance:

Sawyer doesn’t want anything to do with the other side, thank you very much. Not even to talk to her mom. Once a Grimm is dead, they are put in a pyre and their souls are said to travel to where they are needed next. Sawyer won’t disturb them. Levi doesn’t give a shit enough to do it either, so neither.

Which one has nightmares more often:

Both I’d honestly have to say. They share a soul so they have each other’s nightmares too.

Which one would want to explore a real haunted house:

Again, neither. Sawyer because that’s some dumb shit and Levi because he doesn’t think ghosts are real.

NikitaxSawyer 

Which one is more fond of scary movies:

Sawyer I think? Because she enjoys the gore. It makes her hungry .>

Which one gets the most excited about Halloween:

Again, I think Sawyer gets more excited. It’s her fav holiday. 

Which one would be more likely to survive the apocalypse:

Sawyer? Because she’s more of a fighter while Nikita is more of a manipulating type? Hmm Hmm…

Which one would literally kill for the other:

I think once they become close, they both would kill for each other. Sawyer at least will. She’s doggedly loyal that way.

Which one likes to scare or startle the other:

Nikita would sure as fuck try, that little shit

Which one is more likely to need comforting when they get spooked:

Maybe Nikita??It’s okay Niki, you both can eat them lol

Which one always puts on a brave face:

I think both Sawyer and Nikita do. Sawyer, because she feels like she has to, and Nikita to spite her attacker.

Which one would be more dangerous if they suddenly became violent:

I feel like both are a deadly duo. Nikita is a little pin ball, there and gone in a flash leaving bodies in her wake. Sawyer, on the other hand is there to rip you apart or like…eat you.

Which one would be more likely to commit a crime:

They both would commit a crime and end up in jail and they’d moan about how hungry they are and just be generally impossible to deal with. Then Sawyer would play the harmonica and Nikita will use a metal cup to ring against the bars to be Extra. Then they’d actually get bored and Nikita could compulse their way out.

Which one believes in ghosts:

Neither imo

Which one likes to watch spooky show on television:

Sawyer out of genuine appreciation, and Nikita out of boredom or morbid curiosity.

Which one would propose the idea of holding a seance:

Nikita while drunk because she’s a brat and likes to do dumb shit. Sawyer is safely in her treehouse, hiding from that bs lol

Which one has nightmares more often:

Sawyer, but Nikita has her fair share of night terrors I’d imagine v_v poor bean

Which one would want to explore a real haunted house:

Nikita because I don’t think she thinks ghosts are really real but would love to try. Sawyer is once again, not there, safe from that bs lol

Alex x Levi

Which one is more fond of scary movies: 

Levi gets a kick out of them, so I’d say him.

Which one gets the most excited about Halloween:

Neither I think. They both live that shit every day.

Which one would be more likely to survive the apocalypse:

Uguuuuu….I think they’d both stand a fair shot at living, though I think they’d both lose their shit eventually.

Which one would literally kill for the other:

I think both of these morally grey children would kill for each other if it really came down to it.

Which one likes to scare or startle the other:

Neither play tricks like that, not unless it was in a joking manner where they knew the other was aware of them and not going to turn around and kill them lmao.

Which one is more likely to need comforting when they get spooked:

Levi shuts down and would need to be away from everyone. Once Alex decides Levi has had enough time moping, he’d hand him a cig and they’d lit up in silence, just taking comfort in the fact that they don’t have to say anything at all. neither are good with emotions, and they usually don’t even try to be.

Which one always puts on a brave face:

I think it takes a lot to truly scare them. But Alex would be more likely to hide his fear, will Levi would honestly not even care if they see him afraid.

Which one would be more dangerous if they suddenly became violent:

Levi is a cold rage kind of guy. His anger can sharpen everything and he gets hyperfocused on his target. Alex, if he lost his temper, would be brutal but also easier to throw off. They both are deadly and calm opponents. 

Which one would be more likely to commit a crime:

They both would!! These jerks don’t give a shit, they can get away with it.

Which one believes in ghosts:

Neither. Alex doesn’t even believe in God, and Levi thinks if anything, he himself is a ghost.

Which one likes to watch spooky show on television:

Maybe in passing in around Halloween, Alex would be forced by Levi to settle on something less nerdy and more drama infested.

Which one would propose the idea of holding a seance:

Neither?? Both are logical and if they did, they’d honestly do it as a joke.

Which one has nightmares more often:

I’d say, Alex, though Levi’s are more vivid and leave him just not sleeping. So out of default, Alex lol

Which one would want to explore a real haunted house:

Neither, since to them, ghosts aren’t real.

Lil Kalex

Which one is more fond of scary movies:

Kain! He’d want to watch them and cackle at the wrong moves they made. Plus it makes him look tough lol But if it makes him nervous, so what?? >:o he’s not scared, pft!

Which one gets the most excited about Halloween:

Kain by default. Mostly because he gets to spend it with the Jones family.

Which one would be more likely to survive the apocalypse:

Kain ;o; but he’d perish rather quickly if Alex were to die before him.

Which one would literally kill for the other:

At this age, mostly Kain.

Which one likes to scare or startle the other:

Kain would play with Alex and jump scare him, but fully human to not like…make Alex piss himself. Kain’s a dragon my dude, that’d be just cruel.

Which one is more likely to need comforting when they get spooked:

They are both young and scared and would need to comfort and be comforted by each other.

Which one always puts on a brave face:

I feel like Alex, though you can see his fear in his eyes. Kain would just look angry lol

Which one would be more dangerous if they suddenly became violent:

Little Kain is more prone to shifted outburts, so I’d say him. He’d leave the place looking like a war zone.

Which one would be more likely to commit a crime:

Kain! Kain is a bad influence on Alex at times, and since they are always by each others side, Alex would get caught up in it.

Which one believes in ghosts:

Kain does. He thinks that ghosts are people who haven’t moved on and that they are more likely than you think.

Which one likes to watch spooky show on television:

Kain, again the cackle at them. 

Which one would propose the idea of holding a seance:

Kain, as a half serious joke once night after a bottle of Grandma Roman’s moonshine. He’d wonder if he could contact his brother and see if he’d forgive him.

Which one has nightmares more often:

At their young age, I feel like Kain since he doesn’t repress his memories but holds onto them from guilt.

Which one would want to explore a real haunted house:

Okay, neither? Because Kain would say that’s too much and Alex wouldn’t think ghosts are real. (and he’s also maybe a tad scared that they can be real)

Good!Abel x Kain

Which one is more fond of scary movies:

Both watch them together to jeer and cackle at the mistakes the person makes and have bets on what’s going to happen next.

Which one gets the most excited about Halloween:

Abel! It’s his favorite Holiday and he would dress up maybe Victor from the Corpse Bride.

Which one would be more likely to survive the apocalypse:

Honestly, Abel. Abel is a survivor and would do anything to keep going.

Which one would literally kill for the other:

Both would kill for one another, Kain more so than Abel.

Which one likes to scare or startle the other:

Abel, definitely. 

Which one is more likely to need comforting when they get spooked:

Neither? They’d feel better watching their brother beat the shit out of whatever spooked them.

Which one always puts on a brave face:

Kain. Abel is harder to scare. He’s more likely to get scared of other people’s reactions towards him than anything about to happen to him.

Which one would be more dangerous if they suddenly became violent:

Both brothers are fucking deadly and nobody is safe if they are fighting. Nobody.

Which one would be more likely to commit a crime:

Abel, but only because he truly can slip away at a moments notice and nobody would look at him and think ‘bad seed’ but they look at Kain and think ‘stay away’.

Which one believes in ghosts:

Both brothers do. It’s a family belief. 

Which one likes to watch spooky show on television:

Abel, because he’d want to see what the killers did wrong to get caught lol

Which one would propose the idea of holding a seance:

Abel, totally serious. He’d want to contact their mom, but Kain would shut that idea down faster than a blink.

Which one has nightmares more often:

I’d say Abel. He’s really traumatized.

Which one would want to explore a real haunted house:

Abel, out of pure curiosity.

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