Hey guys, hear me out-
Aesthetic ancient Greece mood board, but instead of pictures of statues, it has highly edited gay wrestling porn screenshots in their place.
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I read here „Hector is my dude" and honestly I wish that was the actual quote
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i would die for owl skyphoi
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I had seen a joke about Orpheus and Eurydice, but looking back, I don't laugh so much anymore
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Could you hold those for me for a sec? Yeah I just need to strech my muscIes a bit I will take them back in a second haha
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what if the odyssey read like doctor seuss
like.
Tell me O Muse!
Of a many-deviced man
who wandered full many ways,
and liked green eggs and ham.
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no thoughts head empty only two young boys leaping on rocks by the ocean, hair blown by the north winds, running through fields of hyacinths, climbing twisted trees, splashing each other in the river, discovering the wonders of being in love in the far away lands of ancient greece
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Penelope: . . . you're my soulmate-in-law
Diomedes: what?
Penelope: You're my romantic soulmates platonic soulmate. we are soulmates by proxy. soulmate-in-laws
Diomedes: sure why not
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Odysseus: You knew about this and didn’t tell me?
Patroclus: I don’t have the time to call you every time Achilles has a bad idea.
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