the first time there’s any sign of alien activity after fourteens retirement and he’s just sat on a lawn chair in the Nobles garden with a book and a drink, glancing up to see whatever the fucks going on through his prescription reading glasses and saying ‘not my problem’ and taking a little sip through his multicoloured straw
retired king behaviour
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Top 3 ways to pronounce "worms":
woims (old-timey New York gangster)
wurrums (Scottish)
weuhrms (bad French accent like the narrator from spongebob)
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Here’s some tiny submas boys!
Emmet found tynamo while the twins were wandering chargestone cave. (Their uncle lets them free roam.)
Tynamo’s very timid but wants to be the strongest. Emmet’s looking for a starter and has all sorts of unhinged training plans. It’s a match made in heaven.
Anyways tynamo had trouble with their electricity glands for the longest time. Emmet’s very supportive! (In hindsight, him working with joltiks felt like an obvious train track.)
(Yes that’s a car battery. They do this weekly until electross evolved.)
Here's the masterpost for the rest of my subway rat shenanigans!
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dragon age dashboard simulator
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literally DNI if you think shipping the champion with their REAL LIFE friends is okay. i can't believe i have to explain this to people. RPF destroys lives.
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"RPF is fine." - Varric Tethras
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op is mad because i said hawke and seneschal bran fucked btw
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I want to go to Ferelden.
I will spell couleur as colour and work on a farm. I would spend all night in The Pearl while drinking ale with my mates. I'll have cheese every day that's worth 1 silver. I would go to war and die. I am also more likely to meet bandits, The Hero of Ferelden and The Queen.
I wish I was Fereldan. :(
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sick and fucking tired of mutuals putting this on the dash. yeah haha funny joke. fereldan stereotypes are so fucking harmful and irritating, you realise cheese is actually one of our major exports? that op is joking about working on a farm, a hard and painful line of work, whole being orlesian nobility? if someone made a post like this about kirkwall i know people would be shitting and crying lmfao
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Fereldan.
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Need to get dicked down again :-/
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This was his last post before blowing up the chantry btw. getting dicked down in your honour tonight king 🫡
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what no dick does to a mage
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Heritage post.
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🌌 elfroot Follow
She dark on my spawn till i hurlock
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i hurlock on her taint til she enters my deep roads
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🍊 fujoshiandraste Follow
situationship with the girl in my alienage going really bad everyone like it's literally over for me 👍🏻
#can we get another blight soon or something i cant do this anymore
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What the fuck happened to this poll .
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i think i hauve the blight
#thought about the cycles of violence in hard in hightown again #varric tethras when i GET YOU
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I am not over the fact that Jesper didn’t realise he’d met Wylan before until he was literally on top of him. He didn’t recognise his one night stand until he was On Top Of Him,,,, that’s the angle he had to have to remember his face,, there’s only one image that’s fitting for this.
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duke: *delirious after his first serious concussion + pain meds* what would the riddler be called if he played a string instrument
tim: uh, probably like music master or something like th-
duke: fiddler
tim: what?
duke: *grabs tims shoulders and shakes him* the fiddler
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