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sherwees · 2 months

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cw : y/n is kinda freaky in this idk (I snorted), guess who's our roommate important, fat shaming a cat, huge cat alert, mega pussy(cat), jeno big schlong core, desperate jeno (but only for a second), just a simple blowjob and his cum tastes like WHAT?!

side note: I took long asl writing this because I'm so used to writing for wayv like the 2 day gap between the haechan fic and hendery fic compared to the 13 day gap between this fic and the hendery fic makes me SICK.

extra note: I've never written for jeno before either.

apart of the nct corny plots series!

why were you so excited for a fuckass plumber?

you had a bigger problem anyway, under your sink it smelt like fucking mold and water.

man fuck this.

your roommate, jungwoo was barely home.. you asked him if he knew anything about pipes and he only sent a dog emoji.

there was a familiar brushing in between your feet, you looked down at your fatass white cat, nella rubbing against your ankles. jungwoo thought that it'll be funny to make her rhyme with nutella because her old owner said that supposedly.. she ate jars of it.

picking her up, you think you tore your acl but once you met eyes with her; you felt kinda bad. isn't that basically neglecting..? but whatever, she's fine now.

nella's head nudged against your flat hand against the counter, you obligated unconsciously to petting her whilst spacing out on a random hummingbird perched on a fence.

“nella, do you think I'm weird?” you asked the unaware feline, she only licked your palm with a sequence of purrs. that was probably a yes. you sighed and fixed the navy blue edge of your short nightgown, there was then a knock at your door.

it's must've been him before nella jumped her big ass down and skedaddled to the basement. “who is it?” you called whilst heading towards the door, trying to identify the warpy figure through the translucent glass. “uhm, I'm here to fix your pipes” jeno, you presumed, scratched his head, you could make out his muscular figure.

you opened the door with uncertainty and the first thing you noticed was his dirty ass uniform and the smell of dirt and water bouncing off your senses. “you're jeno, right?” you said with a coy smile, trying to not look at his bulky torso by keeping unwanted eye contact. he only nodded, his shy doe eyes met yours finally.

“well, don't be shy.. come in then.” you muttered, you might've even given him a dirty look. this hefty nearly 6 foot male was so shy for what, what if he was a criminal? eligible for death row?!

not your problem, for now.

right now.. you wanted to have his kids.

you unconsciously licked your lips as he walked past, like that one italian weirdo from that weird italian movie where they fucked every 39 minutes. you know, that one? why was his ass fatter than yours?

“um, what seems to be the problem?” jeno's voice echoed from the kitchen, snapping you out of your thoughts. only yelping an “oh!”, you shuffled like a flintstone to the kitchen and found him leaning in the corner of your kitchen counters; looking at the sink and you with uncertainty.

“oh well,” you clasp your hands walking over to the sink. “so basically.. urm.. uh” you side eyed him for a second before scratching your head. “it smells like mold and.. urm..” you looked at his nose again, stop looking at his nose, don't look at his lips?! why are you looking at his DICK?!

“I'll just show you.” you sighed before falling to your knees and opening the cabinet, the smell of mold almost made you shrivel into a fucking pinecone. jeno must've gotten whiff of it too because his nose scrunched in disgust and he held back a gag, but soon you'll be gagging on his– not now.

“see, but I think—” you said, slapping your hands in dismay. you crawled under the sink, looking for that bitchass rustic pipe that you glanced at earlier. “it seems like it's this one pipe–” you babbled on and on about the pipe, literally it sounded like mimimimimi. but he really focused on, your negligee raising with every subtle movement of yours; you weren't even wearing panties..

you were leaking, more than the pipes probably.

and it needed some fixing.

if you get what I'm saying hahahaha ahhahahahah oh.. never mind.

“yeah and all he does is send me–” you came from under the sink, jeno's tongue clicked. his expression was a line between curious, perplexed, maybe focused on something.

“oh.” you mumbled, he was spaced out on something and definitely didn't listen to your rant about you undependable roomie. you looked behind you to see what he was so interested in besides your rambling but you only looked at him in confusion.

“um..” you popped your lips inward before he suddenly cleared his throat. his eyes widening in a quick realization, “oh my fault..” his belt scuffled against the cabinet when he tried to adjust his now.. erection.

urmmm, let's just ignore that.

he anchored his back slightly, “there seems to be a lot of moisture–” he paused weirdly, eyeing your slick hole once you looked away. “on that one rusty pipe..” the male pointed at the anomaly. you could only nod, hands respectfully clasped together.

“so, I'mma start working on that..” he said whilst grabbing a wrench. “it only needs a replacement and I should be done..” he reassured, raising his head with a squiggly grin; his cheeks flushed.

simply, you nodded awkwardly before he continued with his work. what do you do now? you decided to situate yourself on your couch, glancing at him every once and a while. but during one of your peeping moments, there was a big white blob heading towards jeno.. wait NELLA?!

the feline brushed against his leg, jeno froze. you bit your lip in fear that he'll just storm out or what if he breaks out in hives? with a gut wrenching clang of his wrench, your fucking heart stopped. but, his hand extended towards the mass you called your beloved cat and your heart resumed but it still kept a hectic beat.

nella approached his inviting hand before she started to lick his index before grazing her teeth on his nail; about to bite him. almost breaking your ankle, twisting it, stubbing your toe, chipping a nail, almost falling over nothing, almost falling over a plant, almost falling over a chair, almost dying, you pick up nella and almost tear your fucking hamstrings.

she ended up biting your forearm instead and threw herself down the basement stairs, “oh, I'm sorry..” you carried a solemn tone whilst rubbing at the small but wide bite mark with a sigh. jeno stands to his feet, concern etched on his features as he inspects the wound.

his hand found your wrist and pulled it towards him, you winced at the rough padding of his fingers. “cats could really be unpredictable, huh?” he declared playfully as miniscule drops of blood seeped from the wound, you giggled at his comment but it wasn't fucking funny because what if you got rabies? you wished he would actually just break out into hives right now.

“I mean.. are you okay?” jeno finally looked up at you, his deep black eyes punctured into your soul.. there was some sort of romantical vibe in them.

you blunk and the room spun.

there's suddenly rose petals EVERYWHERE, the room is hot as hell, careless whisper is playing in the background and he suddenly has a comically large moustache like mario, “mi mujer, mi todo, ¿te importaría si atendiera tu herida?” his sultry gaze met your muddled face, his eyebrow raised suggestively and the buttons of his shirt popped in your face and revealed his toned torso. you seriously have no words and even I can't explain this scene as I'm typing it.

you only nodded before jeno broke out into pirouettes as he spun to the bathroom and came back with bandages twirling around and above him into a pretty pattern of curls and ended in a break out of elegant dance moves then a split.

“mi amor déjame atenderte..” he placed a chaste kiss on the lesion, it burned. he wrapped the bandage around your forearm and tore it off with a smirk.

everything was suddenly back to normal, his moustache was gone. “man what the fuck was that?!” you stumbled back and rubbed your bandaged arm in confusion, jeno's lips were parted in bewilderment. he was staring like it was your fault,

“nothing happened?” he stated sternly.

“yes, something happened! you turned into a fucking whatever the fuck!”

“I don't know what you're talking about.” he retorted, crossing his arms across his torso and steadying his weight on one foot with a pop to his hip. “you know what, never mind.. is my sink fixed?” you asked with restraint frustration whilst rubbing your forehead, keeping yourself steady on the island just incase you would black out.

jeno shook his head, “I mean, I could fix it faster if you helped a bit..?” he asked shyly and smiled when you nodded, you now noticed the crinkle in his eyes when he did so.. heading over to the sink, you crawled into the small space along with him.. he handed you the flashlight.

he slid into the confined space, “just point it where my hand is, alright?” he reassured you before continuing with his handiwork. jeno's muscles flexed and strained with every twist and turn of the screws. every once in awhile his leg would nudge against your bare thigh, which you now noticed and pulled the hem of the gown down but it'll just raise up slightly above your ass once again but you're sure that jeno wouldn't notice.

but, he did. the curvature of your ass would be exposed with every subtle movement of his leg, yes he's a weirdo and he's intentionally but unintentionally brushing his knee in that same area. his boner was becoming quite visible and ample than before, his neck burned in restrainted arousal and he was probably a bright cherry red. he swore that if that bitchass dress raised even an inch more, he woul– it did.

“sorry miss, I need to g-get some tools from my truck.” jeno slid out and quickly stood on unsteady feet, you realized that his hands were weirdly set at his groin area once you looked up at him with unintended doe eyes.

uttering a quick “fuck”, he finally gave in.

jeno's hand coursed through your hair gently, his rugged hands running through the tangles. his erection now stood out like a spear like those over exaggerated brazzers videos, his hand gripped your scalp and nudged you towards his soaked tip and pulled his cargos down with the other.

“I– uh.. need you to suck me off, please..” he pleaded stupidly, his speech slurred and rasped slightly as his hand found the hem of his pants. “you're so fucking pretty, please..” he whined once his cock sprung out, you were NOT going to take that flag pole down your throat, but you gave an exception for him. both of his hands found your head, gripping and clenching to your head with urgency, jeno chuckled triumphantly once you parted your lips.

the masculine scent of his member intoxicated your senses, the tip placing a blob of precum on the tip of your nose and ran down to your lip. your tongue peaked out and licked the cream off the bump, it tasted awfully sugary?

enveloping his tip into your mouth, he grunted loudly, his gentle touch turning tense in your hair. jeno's hand guided your head up and down his lengthy member, your narrow esophagus pulsating and clenching with every hurried thrust down it. veins sprawled from his other hand to his neck whilst it gripped the island, his eyes rolling back to his skull once you managed to take him all the way to his base.

“s’ fucking good at this..” he praised in an unattractive wheeze, jaw unhinging to emit another groan. he suddenly stilled at the back of your throat, your glossy,pleading eyes looking up at him. jeno started to gyrate against your nose, your jaw and lips straining trying to accommodate to his girthy base as you held back a series of gags and chokes.

his head bumped and leaked precum against your tonsil once he resumed his shallow thrusts. “m’ so close..” jeno rasped, his balls tensing against your chin. with a final shove of your head and another gag from your end, he exploded in your mouth. why'd it taste like that? you suddenly pulled away, gasping for air at the realization.

“jeno—” you hiccuped, his aching cock bobbed, resting against your top lip; quite literally interrupting you. in your blurry peripherals, nella licked at a small droplet of his release; your stomach caved at the sight.

the sweetness of his cum made you sick, the thick substance coated your throat for what seems to feel like globs. “why does it—” you coughed and choked on air, jeno suddenly picked you up by the armpits and sat your writhing figure on the counter.

“your cum tastes like cheesecake..?”

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yeonjunszn · 11 months

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ASAP!

PAIRING! mark lee x f!reader

GENRES! fluff﹒crack﹒slice of life?

WARNINGS! as per usual, it is not a yeonjunszn smau without my sailors mouth — so mature language, coffee shop!au cause i work in one and couldn’t resist myself, this smau is actually a recreation of a yeonjun smau called cool it! by my bff past tumblr user yuitaru, manager mark era, kinda dumb reader (affectionate) era, milf lover jeno, insane jaemin and hyuck, chenle in his nepotism baby era tbh, there’s a fight scene somewhere, also annoying fluffy cute disgusting scenes here and there, an overt amount of coffee shop/barista references bc i am a master at my craft, mr. choi yeonjun has a cameo to pay homage to the original cool it!, ignore time stamps cause i was lazy lol, lmk if i missed anything!

FEAT! the rest of nct dream, yangyang + xiaojun + hendery from wayv, chaewon from le sserafim, sumin from stayc, mingi + the rest of the ateez ‘99 line, and yeonjun from txt

SUMMARY! you’re not exactly the best barista at zhong coffee, but for some unknown reason (his massive crush on you), mark thinks you can do no wrong. sick and tired of his favoritism and your lack thereof due to absolute obliviousness, your coworkers are determined to fix this problem. asap.

STATUS! completed!

BEGINNING! june 1, 2023

END! august 31, 2023

MORE! HELLOOOO im back bffs 😵 did u miss me??? i have a quick little disclaimer for u guys so i don’t get accused of stealing 😻😻😻🫶

thank u so much to rina my bff bestie soulmate for giving me the rights to recreate cool it! and sort of bring back such a fun smau </3 i’ve been working on asap! for quite some time now, between work and school, and i’m so excited i can finally share her with all of u 🫶 i do plan on going back to all my works that are on hold (including my 1k event LOL) but i was sort of burnt out for a while which is why i did all this in absolute silence 😋👍 anyway!! i hope i did her justice <3 send an ask to join the taglist!!

PROFILES! mark’s biggest haters | espresso patronum | the rest of chenle’s coffee maids

ONE! please no tweeting on the clock, y/n!

TWO! manager zoned is crazy

THREE! BACK OF THE LINE PAL

FOUR! go work at mcdonald’s or something

FIVE! common chenle L

SIX! i always knew u were a furry

SEVEN! call me karen from mean girls

EIGHT! mark antis 1 - mark 0

NINE! the best ever (1.1k)

TEN! NANEUN ALCOHOL-FREE GEUNDE CHWIHAE

ELEVEN! YESSSS GO GIRL BOSS

TWELVE! i don’t owe u shit freeloader

THIRTEEN! force and sheer determination

FOURTEEN! yoooo mark how it be? what it do?

FIFTEEN! pick me choose me

SIXTEEN! lunch break (499)

SEVENTEEN! DONG SICHENG ?

EIGHTEEN! hey guys this is god

NINETEEN! i will force his hand into a blender

TWENTY! chocolate croissant (841)

TWENTY ONE! #xiaojun_out

TWENTY TWO! grinders and coffee beans (951)

TWENTY THREE! what is a marky/n

TWENTY FOUR! shaking shivering sobbing

TWENTY FIVE! every summertime (1.08k)

TWENTY SIX! worlds worst barista. fired.

TWENTY SEVEN! cool it

#nct #nct smau #nct social media au #nct socmed au #nct mark x reader #nct mark smau #mark lee x reader #mark lee smau #mark lee social media au #mark x reader #mark smau #mark social media au #asap.mark❕#yeonjunszn

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what-if-nct · 6 months

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Kun: Is Renjun okay?

Yangyang: He just feels strong feelings about the aquarium

Renjun: *staring and whispering into the glass* I know you're evil, I know it. I know the crimes you commit under the water. I know what you do to the poor women who feed you, you sick disgusting bastard.

Yangyang: He doesn't like dolphins.

Hendery: Of course he doesn't that's one of those crystal meth dolphins, they commit sins and tragedies.

Renjun: Exactly, they're fucking criminals.

#nct incorrect quotes #nct #nct incorrect texts #wayv #nct dream #wayv incorrect quotes #wayv incorrect texts #Renjun #kun #Yangyang #Hendery

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sluttyten · 1 year

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Sweet Treat

Yesterday <- || -> Kinktober Masterlist

Day 29: Cumplay & Foodplay w/ Xiaojun & Hendery

Words: 2,633

** polyamory, excessive and gross usage of cum

Both of your boyfriends had an obsession with feeding you their cum. During sex, during dinner or breakfast, it didn’t matter.

It first began as a joke, as many things (including your relationship) had.

You were struggling to sleep, though Xiaojun had easily fallen asleep over an hour ago. Hendery was still awake in the next room, gaming with his friends online. When you came into the room, sliding yourself into his lap, he had just held you, continuing to game with his arms around you.

Of course having Hendery jostling you and speaking in your ear didn’t make it any easier for you to fall asleep, though after a while he signed off for the night.

“What’s the matter, babe? Can’t sleep?” He asks, rubbing a hand down your back. You shake your head. “No? Oh, baby. Do you want a warm glass of milk?”

It’s something you’ve done before just because it was something your mother used to say when you were a kid. A warm glass of milk would send you right to sleep. But tonight you don’t really want one, and it doesn’t matter anyway, because that’s not really what Hendery’s offering.

“You want some of Daddy’s milk?” He asks.

You do suck Hendery off, drinking down his cum and then keeping him in your mouth until you do actually begin to feel sleepy, so it works to some degree. But the next morning, he tells Xiaojun about it, and it becomes a thing they each will sometimes say to you when you’re getting ready for bed.

It’s only just a joke until one night when you’ve been gone all day and late into the night, you get back to the apartment, shower and head for the bed where both of your boyfriends are sleeping.

Xiaojun’s eyes open though as you plug your phone in on his side of the bed. Your illuminated phone screen reveals a glass sitting on the side table.

“That’s for you,” Xiaojun murmurs sleepily. “Glass of milk.”

You do pick it up, you lift it to your lips, because right now after the day you just had, you could really use some bit of your mother’s advice. But as you tip the glass you realize something is off.

It doesn’t smell like milk. It’s also not the right consistency.

“What the fuck.” You sit the glass down heavily on the side table, loud enough it startles both of them awake. “Is this your cum?”

Hendery laughs, still half-asleep. Xiaojun has the decency to look a little embarrassed.

“Just drink it, babe. It’ll help you sleep,” Hendery tells you before he rolls back over to sleep.

Xiaojun just looks up at you in the dimness of the bedroom. “We were horny earlier, you weren’t around. It would be a shame to let it go to waste when you like it so much.”

You stare at him until Xiaojun sits up, staring right back at you.

“Just drink it,” he says, repeating Hendery’s words. “It’s fresh. We didn’t fill the glass that long ago. What would you say, Hendery? Twenty minutes?”

Hendery grunts something from his side of the bed.

Xiaojun picks up the glass with one hand and with the other he wraps his arm around you, pulling you closer against the edge of the bed. “Drink up, baby. Gotta have your milk.”

He’d held the glass up, tapping the edge of it against your lip.

It’s not as disgusting as you’d imagined, tipping the glass back and letting their combined cum pour into your mouth. It’s thicker than you’re used to, cloying and too salty on your tongue.

Xiaojun holds the glass to your lips even as you gag, and he pinches your nose to make you swallow. You’re a good girl for your boyfriends, so you swallow it down even though you’re choking on it, and as soon as it’s all down, with only the bitter lingering aftertaste on your tongue, you gasp for breath.

Xiaojun releases your nose, sits the glass back down on the table. You realize Hendery’s turned around again, both of them watching you.

“Good girl,” Xiaojun pats your bottom. “Now go brush your teeth before bed.”

You’re glad he sent you away. You would hate for them to see how much you enjoyed being made to drink their cum.

You brush your teeth thoroughly, rinsing your mouth out with water and more water and mouthwash. And you ignore the burning ache of arousal inside you.

After that the jokes stop for a little while.

But you think about it all the time. Any time you have sex, you think about it. Drinking a glass of actual milk always triggers a flashback to that night.

It doesn’t help that sometimes before the milk joke came about, they would feed you their cum during sex. Maybe cumming in their hand and smearing it across your lips. Actually cumming in your mouth and pinching your nose like Xiaojun had done that night, making sure you swallow it. On more than one occasion you’d been eaten out after one of the other or even both of them had cum inside you, and whichever of them are you out would spit the cum they gathered on their tongue into your mouth.

But it’s not until one rainy autumn morning that it’s brought up again.

You’re already awake before either of them, sitting in the living room in an armchair looking out the window at the rainy cityscape. You’d been drinking coffee, but the cup ran dry about half an hour ago, and you’re too comfy to get up and make yourself another cup.

To your luck, Xiaojun emerges from the bedroom, all messy hair and glasses sitting a little crooked on his nose.

“G’morning,” he says sleepily, kissing your head as he comes up behind you. “It’s too rainy. Why aren’t you in bed?”

“Because I didn’t stay up until four o’clock this morning.” You take his hand, bringing it to your lips for a kiss. “And the coffee was calling my name.”

Xiaojun smiles, reaching for your cup. “Do you want a fresh one?”

“Yes, please!” You open your mouth to tell him what you want in it, but Xiaojun cuts you off.

“I know how you like it,” he says, walking away to the kitchen. “A little cream and enough sugar to bake a whole cake.”

Hendery comes out to the kitchen a moment later too, and you can hear the two of them talking, the sound of dishes being pulled out, the fridge being opened, breakfast being prepared. You turn around to look at them, to watch as Hendery moves around Xiaojun to pour your cup of coffee, to grab the cream you like from the fridge.

They both know how you like it. Hendery puts the cream in, and you watch him use the little teaspoon in the sugar jar to put the exact amount of sugar in your coffee. He stirs it around, picks the cup up, and as he’s walking towards you, he finally looks up and catches you watching.

“Good morning, Sleeping Beauty,” you say, reaching for the cup as he gets closer.

He passes the cup over with a roll of his eyes. “Dejun and I were both asleep. We didn’t sleep in, you just woke up early.”

You take a sip of the coffee, and it tastes almost perfect, but it’s missing something.

“Is it not sweet enough?” Hendery asks when he watches your nose wrinkle a little.

“It’s sweet enough. I just think maybe it needed a little more cream.” You sit it down on the arm of the chair. It’ll be fine, you don’t have to drink it with so much cream and sugar every time.

Hendery shifts beside you, his tone completely teasing as he asks, “Does it need some of Daddy’s cream?”

Xiaojun laughs from the kitchen, and you know that Hendery’s joking, but the part of you that thinks about their glass of milk joke all the time perks up at the question. You consider what it’ll change if you tell him yes. They both like to do this with you anyway.

You look up at him, tapping your nails against the side of your ceramic mug. And when you suddenly hold it out towards him, Hendery pauses.

“Uh,” he clears his throat and glances towards the kitchen. “I was joking.”

You nod. “I know. But go on, Hen.”

Neither of them seem to know what to do for a moment. Hendery’s hands nervously twist at the front of his sleep pants. Xiaojun just watches from the kitchen. You hold the mug steadily out towards him, waiting.

When it finally clicks to Hendery that you’re not just challenging him, that you’re actually waiting for it, he quickly pulls his pants down.

He’s half hard just because of his morning wood, and it doesn’t take long before he’s trying to aim for the coffee cup, his cum pouring from the tip to sink into your coffee, some landing over the lip of the mug, some getting on your fingers.

Hendery watches in anticipation as you lift your mug up to your mouth, licking first at the cum on your hand, then running your tongue along the edge of the mug, before you finally take a sip.

It’s still definitely not the right flavor. Hendery’s cum is too bitter, offsetting the sweetness of all the sugar. Not to mention the texture. But you drink it because both of your boyfriends are watching.

After that morning it begins happening a lot more.

They like to watch you consume their cum like that. During sex, taking a glass from the bedside table, Xiaojun cumming into it instead of cumming inside you, Hendery taking his turn next, filling the small glass the rest of the way. One of them tip it to your lips, telling you that you’re such a good girl when you drink it all down with only minimal choking or gagging.

They do the coffee bit a few more times too until Xiaojun brings his cock a little too close to the fresh coffee and nearly dips his tip into the steaming hot liquid.

After that, it becomes a food thing.

Xiaojun’s the cook in your trio, the one who prepares dinner most often. The first time you notice him cumming on your food, you pretend like you didn’t notice. The second time, you decide to call him out on it, and you enjoy it immensely when Xiaojun and Hendery forcefeed it to you (despite you actually being very into consuming his cum this way).

You continue to let them consider this power play, like they’re forcing you to eat their cum during sex or breakfast or dinner. They’re both dominant with you, so it fits when either of them act this way, like Hendery holding your mouth open and forcing it closed around the bite-sized macaron he’d bought for you from a fancy cafe before he’d jerked off over it while you watch. Or when Xiaojun let’s you spit out a mouthful of cum into the glass beside the bed, but then he comes right back with it to make you swallow it down.

It’s gross, you know that, but you kind of love it.

But best of all is Hendery’s birthday, you and Xiaojin surprising him with a cake.

The three of you sit on the floor in your living room. Hendery blows out the candles, Xiaojun cuts each of you a slice and plates it.

When he hands over the plate to you, you just keep holding it out in front of you.

“Something wrong?” Hendery asks, already digging into his slice. Xiaojun glances at you too.

“I want some extra icing. A little more frosting on top.” You sit it on the coffee table, kneeling there on the floor. “Please?”

Xiaojun gets it first, smirking and snorting out a soft laugh as he gets to his feet in front of you. “You’re gross, babe. And naughty, acting like you didn’t like it all this time.”

Hendery understands once Xiaojun pulls his shorts down, getting his cock out in the open. You scoot in closer, lifting up on your knees to get your lips around Xiaojun’s cock.

“Of course she likes it,” Hendery says, getting to his feet as well. “She’d have said something about it by now if she didn’t. She’s not gonna put up with our bullshit if she doesn’t enjoy it too. Remember the time you wanted her to wear a tail?”

Hendery pulls your mouth away from Xiaojun once he’s got his cock out too. You let him guide you over to blow him.

The thing about both of your boyfriends is that they’re attention whores. They always want you to focus on them, which is a little bit of an issue at times like this. Your mouth isn’t big enough for the two of them, so when Xiaojun twists his hand in your hair the next moment, bringing your mouth towards him.

“It’s my birthday,” Hendery says, pushing Xiaojun’s hands away. “That means my cock gets sucked, and unless you’re going to do it, then give her up.”

“Just take turns. Stop jerking me around,” you whine, reaching out steadying hands on their thighs. “Like a minute at a time, Hendery then Xiaojun.”

You would think being in a thrupple, as well as having lived and worked together for years, would mean they would be good at sharing. But they’re not.

You brush their hands away and you take over. You go to Hendery, your hand on his cock, stroking along his length as you tease his tip with just your tongue.

After a moment, you take Xiaojun in your other hand, and you bring your mouth down towards his balls, knowing that’s what he likes the most. You rock your fist up along his length as you suck at his balls, your thumb swiping over his leaking slit.

Back to Hendery, you alternate back and forth between them, lingering with each one a little longer as you continue, as they each grow closer. You give each of them your hands at all times though, jerking both of your boyfriends off at the same pace, and when you can tell that they’re each growing close, you move closer, pulling them nearer to each other so when you bring their cocks together, you can fit both of their tips in your mouth.

It’s sloppy and messy as you lick and suck around their tips, your hands still racing over their cocks.

“Fuck, I’m cumming,” Hendery gasps, and you pull away.

His hand takes over from yours as you reach for the plated slice of cake. Xiaojun’s hand drifts to his cock too, replacing yours, both of them jerking off now over your slice of cake.

Creamy semen stripes over the cake as first Hendery cums, and then Xiaojun. They’re both moaning, hands stroking their cocks, cum flying over the piece of cake, making a very sweet treat for you.

You sit back happily as they both finish off, and you pick up your fork, getting yourself a bite of the cake.

Well-pleased, you look Hendery in the eye as you take a bite, savoring the sweet and salty flavor over your tongue.

He laughs, sinking down beside you, pulling your mouth to his now. “I fucking love you.”

Xiaojun takes the plate from your hands, scooting close to you, so the moment that the kiss ends with Hendery he can fit another but if the cum-iced cake into your mouth. “Yeah, we all love each other. Now eat your nasty cake, baby.”

You open up, letting Xiaojun feed you, like he loves to do.

#xiaojun smut #hendery smut #wayv smut #nct smut #xiaojun #hendery #wayv #nct

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Daddy’s Favourite | Wong Kunhang (Hendery)

Summary: Hendery has been begging you to try for a baby… can you resist him?

Genre: Boyfriend!Hendery, suggestive

Word Count: 0.5k

You sat on the couch, your baby niece nestled in your lap.

The baby's chubby fingers reached up and touched your cheek. Normally you would have found that disgusting (come on, baby germs?) but for some reason, looking into little Jordan's eyes wasn’t the worst. It was almost… cute.

Your boyfriend Hendery came in. When he saw you with the baby, his eyes lit up.

"Isn't she the best thing in the world?" He squeezed your hand, lovingly.

"I could get used to having one of these around," you murmured.

Hendery gasped. "Does this mean you’re ready to start trying?"

You bit your lip. “Babe…”

Hendery's brows shot up. "Not an immediate no... Does this mean what I think it means?"

You allowed yourself to smile. "Alright, what the hell. Let's do this!"

Butterflies soared through your tummy at the thought. You liked the feeling. It was like you were a kid on Halloween again.

Hendery jumped to his feet and started playing air guitar. You chuckled at your crazy boyfriend.

Hendery smirked. He pulled Jordan out of your arms and put her in the cot.

"Baby, I'm gonna get you so good and pregnant." He smirked and pulled you towards him.

Hendery kissed you, deep, eager. You could taste the cherry cola on his lips, you could feel his hand squeezing your ass. Heaven.

"Let's lock ourselves in the closet and bang this out, baby. We only need a couple minutes," Hendery murmured against your lips.

His lips touched your neck, making you shiver.

"Woah, slow down!" you said.

Hendery tried to kiss you again, but you kept him at arm’s length.

He pouted.

"I’ve got to get my IUD taken out first," you said, laughing.

Hendery caught a curl of your hair between his fingers and twisted it, a gloomy look on his face. "Oh yeah."

You felt sorry for him and pressed a quick kiss to his lips.

An idea popped into your head. You smirked. You trailed your hand down his abs, toying with the buckle of his belt.

"Who says we can't have a trial run right now? You know what they say, practice makes perfect."

Hendery grinned. He pulled you into his arms, and you jumped and wrapped your legs around his waist. "I love you so fucking much." He smirked. “Does this mean I get to call you mommy?”

"Shut up, idiot," you said, nipping his jaw. "Now let's go make a baby."

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I’m so fucking MAD! The incident with WayV in the airport in China is DISGUSTING!!! Ten and Yangyang almost trampled, Yangyang bitten, Winwin LEFT BEHIND WITH NO PROTECTION! Hendery literally so scared his fists were balled and in the air! I’m fucking furious! SM needs to fucking burn to the ground. These men were surrounded by sasaengs and were in serious danger! They need to cancel the whole schedule and make sure the guys are okay. I’m LIVID!

#WayV #SMEntertainment #Winwin #Ten #Yangyang #Hendery #Do fucking better SM

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taetae-armyx · 1 year

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K-POP: what needs to stop in the K-pop. Industry of K-pop: Problems K-pop Fans: Problems

TW - Mentions of Phobias: Acrophobia, Ranidaphobia, and Fear of Fireworks; Mentions of PTSD. Please skip if these topics are triggering for you. Proceed with caution.

—what needs to stop in the k-pop industry—

Companies Not Taking Their Idols’ Phobias Seriously

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SITUATION #I. - LEE KNOW (STRAY KIDS/JYP)

Lee Know has Acrophobia, which is the fear of heights.

Stray Kids performed their song “Thunderous” for the ‘2021 CHANGWON K-POP WORLD FESTIVAL’. The performance took place…on top of a very tall building.

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Now if you’re a Stay (or even if you’re not a Stay), you would know how great of a dancer Lee Know is. His body movement is beautiful and he has such good flow and flexibility. His stage presence is amazing too.

However, as we can see in the video below, Lee Know struggled to perform on the roof of the building. We can see him make smaller movements when doing the choreography, and he’s constantly looking down despite being in the front, where he would usually look into the camera.

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A lot of people have pointed out how wrong this was. He has a phobia, an actual medical problem, where he’s afraid of heights. But they made him perform on top of a building?

And what makes this worse is that apparently, this isn’t even the first time. Lee Know had to perform on top of a roof before too.

This really makes me sad, you can see how he really tried to do his best even though he clearly wasn’t comfortable.

SITUATION #2. - HENDERY (NCT/SM)

The next situation was extremely horrifying to watch.

In an episode of WayV Dream Plan, Hendery and Lucas has to enter a frog filled room to complete a challenge. Lucas, while disliking and being disgusted by frogs due to something that happened in his childhood, isn’t really afraid of them. Hendery, however, has Ranidaphobia, an actual extreme fear of frogs.

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(the challenge starts at 16:44 and finishes at 29:30, though the part with Hendery finishes earlier)

The room they were in contained real, live frogs. And there was even a frog on the floor.

Hendery was beyond terrified. He literally jumped on the walls and covered his eyes. He didn’t even step into the actual room because of how scared he was.

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Ten and Yangyang went to go help them out and do the mission for them. As soon as they opened the door to come in, you can see Hendery run out of the room. He left so quickly.

A lot of people have pointed out how wrong and truly immoral this was. Even Hendery himself expressed how he didn’t expect the production team to do something so brutal.

Even though the point of the episode was for the members to face their fears, a phobia is beyond just a fear and they shouldn’t have made Hendery go through that.

SITUATION #3. - JOY (RED VELVET/SM)

Joy from Red Velvet is scared of fireworks, as she’s traumatized by seeing a firework explode right in front of her in the past.

During one infamous incident in 2019, Joy ran off stage after the fireworks started.

You can really see how distressed she looked. She really couldn’t pretend like everything was fine, she had to run off.

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And she apologized for running off stage!Red Velvet Official on Instagram: "러비들😢미안하다는 말 하고싶어서 올려요ㅜ 예전에 눈 앞에서 폭죽 터지는 걸 본 이후로 폭죽을 많이 무서워하는데 오늘은 예상치 못한데다가 갑자기 이명까지 들려서 마지막 인사를 못한채 들어가게 되었어요.. 죄송합니다....지금은 괜찮아졌어요!! 걱정 끼쳐드려서 너무 죄송해요..😢 매 무대마다 잘하고싶은데 예상치 못한 순간들이 올 때마다 프로답게 대처하지 못하는 것 같아서 제 자신이 되게 미워지는데요.. 앞으로는 이런 일 없도록 마음 단단히 먹고 노력하겠습니다!! 죄송합니다ㅜ"Red Velvet Official shared a post on Instagram: "러비들😢미안하다는 말 하고싶어서 올려요ㅜ 예전에 눈 앞에서 폭죽 터지는 걸 본 이후로 폭죽을 많이 무서워하는데 오늘은 예상치 못한데다가 갑자기 이명까지 들려서 마지막 인사를 못한채 들어가게 되었어요.. 죄송합니다....지금은 괜찮아졌어요!! 걱정 끼쳐드려서 너무 죄송해요..😢 매 무대마다 잘하고싶은데 예상치 못한 순간들이 올 때마다 프로답게 대처하지 못하는 것 같아서 제 자신이 되게 미워지는데요.. 앞으로는 이런 일 없도록 마음 단단히 먹고 노력하겠습니다!! 죄송합니다ㅜ". Follow their account to see 3174 posts.https://www.instagram.com/p/BxU1l02g1e3/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

She wrote :

“Luvies, I’m posting because I want to say I’m sorry. I’m scared of fireworks after seeing a firework explode right in front of me in the past and it was unexpected. On top of that, I heard ringing in my ears and I went in without saying my final goodbye to you.. I’m sorry.. I’m okay now! I’m so sorry for causing you concern.. I want to do a good job at every performance and dislike myself when I can’t react professionally to unexpected moments.. I will strongly prepare myself and work hard so that this won’t happen again in the future! I’m sorry.”

It’s really sad that Joy felt she had to apologize for this and even disliked herself for acting…normally.

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So my point is, companies should consider the phobias that idols have and make sure they don’t put the idols through these situations. It’s very harmful to the idols’ mental, and sometimes even physical health.

Think of how much better those performances would be if JYP didn’t make Stray Kids perform on top of the building, keeping Lee Know in mind, or if SM didn’t use fireworks to keep Joy safe.

So yeah, to conclude, companies should start taking phobias seriously, and fans too! Some fans make jokes about these phobias which is really disgusting. I know that some NCTzens make fun of Hendery for acting the way he did, and some people sent Eric Nam photos of rats after he stated in an interview that he is scared of them.

I hope that in the future there are no more incidents like these and that idols feel comfortable doing the things they love!

✎ ̼ ◡̈ idols being criticized for their body types .

there are so many idols who are suffering due to the crazy amount of toxicity in the entire k-pop fandom, and there are so many reasons, invalid hate, body-shaming, visuals, skills, sasaengs, etc., etc.. but let’s zoom in to a particular type of hating that i am against.

body shaming, hating someone for the way their body looks. first, body shaming. the amount of hypocrisy that the haters have here is mind-blowing. there are so many idols out there who are constantly skinny-shamed and are accused of having eating disorders, like rosé, lisa, somi, wonyoung, etc.

but what if they are naturally like that? did you ever consider that before bashing them for their body and accusing them of having an eating disorder, which is not a light thing to be talked about? why do you talk like you know everything and anything when you don’t even know the idols in real life, behind the cameras and their personas?

you say they should gain weight, but what do you say when they gain weight are at a healthy weight? they receive so much inhuman hate, fat-shaming, calling them a pig, ugly, etc.. do you have common sense? what makes you think hating on them like this just because of their weight is okay to you?

you call yourself a fan, yet you criticize every single thing you don’t like about them, what is this fandom coming to? a fan was supposed to be people who support the idol for who they are right now. why go on nitpicking on the small things when the idol seems perfectly happy? do you realize, you are making them sadder when you add posts, comments that hate on their body, that is not a worry for your faves? that is body shaming.

✎ ̼ ◡̈ people invalidly hating an idol .

i am so sick and tired of seeing random people hop onto those hate bandwagons before even learning properly about the situation. for example, giselle’s scandal. when people were criticizing her for mouthing the n-word, other people who had not liked totally unrelated things such as her visuals, dance, rap, singing, etc., took this as a chance to hate on her for those things as well.

this makes no sense at all. i get that you might not have liked an idol from the beginning. there are some people in life that you might not go well with, and that person just might have been that idol. this is okay, we do not have to love every single idol in the industry. this is actually close to impossible, but this is still not a reason to hate on an idol mercilessly.

why are you so openly expressing your dislike for an idol so much? do you have an idea what this does to the idol when they see it on their feed coincidentally? they do a lot of monitoring to see the reaction of netizens, how do you think this will impact them and their mental health? or do you even think about that at all? maybe not.

if you don’t like a certain group/idol, just literally leave them alone. don’t watch m/vs, don’t look up interactions, don’t go looking up their pictures posted on social media. do you realize, by doing these things, you are subtly giving them more support by giving more views and searches?

just go stan other groups you like, there is no reason to invalidly hate them and give them scars that cannot be taken back. no human deserves this. ever. there are some actually problematic idols that should apologize properly, but so many of the idols out there don’t deserve the hate they get.

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Hi, there. Has Jiho ever thought about wanting to be in love/what love feels like or romanticized about a relationship, getting married or having kids? Does she want to get married and start a family in the future?

The thought of dating people has only sporadically enter her mind and pretty much all of those times she was disgusted by the thought. Of course she had wondered about it, but it was more of a "I don't understand why people crave that kind of love so much".

Despite growing up in a family where the couples who took care of her were in healthy relationships, JiHo just didn't care for that kind of thing. However in the last years, JiHo has surprised herself with the things she started to feel.

It was mainly because of the boys, and especially Hendery at first, that she started becoming more curious and open-minded about love. She has never been sure about if she really wanted a relationship, but she wanted to at least try?

And than she chickened out with Hendery.

Then the whole Haechan thing happened and she was genuinely ready to give it a shot, until Haechan rejected her and she pretty much told herself that she should stop trying cuz "relationships really aren't for me".

She might still be open to be in a relationship, but having kids and getting married have never crossed her mind. She already imagined her life with at least 2 dogs in a nice house, with no man (or woman) and definitely no kids in sight.

#writer.answers #happy hour(s) 🍻#ask

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ace-angel-judas · 2 years

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Germs

Pairing: Jinmi/Kun

Series: NCT Additional Unit AU

Synopsis: Jinmi is sick and Kun keeps her company.

The ache in her throat made Jinmi rub her neck, her brows furrowed together in pain. The doctor had given her a course of antibiotics and advised throat soothers but it still hurt.

Hendery was never going to her the end of this for making her sick.

"Aren't you supposed to go out tonight?"

Kun's voice made her look up from her place wrapped up on the couch, one of Hendery's blankets wrapped around her. Stolen from his bed without his knowledge.

"I'm sick..," Jinmi's voice was barely above a whisper, "Throat infection or something, I can't remember what the doctor said,"

Kun stayed in his place, standing at the other end of the couch.

"You can keep that," He stated.

"I got it from Hendery," Jinmi looked at him, "Don't be surprised if you get it too,"

The leader made a face of disgust only for Jinmi to giggle, before stopping and whining in pain. If laughing hurt than singing was most definitely off the record for the next while.

"What were you supposed to be doing tonight, anyway?" Kun asked.

"Trying to set up Sunmi with someone," Jinmi asked, "I was going to cancel anyway because the only way she agreed to go was for a double date but I actually did get sick,"

Kun was now the one laughing, "That sounds like the universe getting mad at you,"

Jinmi rolled her eyes at him before he left her alone. The dorm was actually quiet for once, Ten, Hendery and YangYang having gone out somewhere, WinWin was practicing with 127, Lucas was visiting Amy for the hundredth time this week and Xioajun was god knows where.

She looked up when Kun returned, placing down a steaming cup on the table in front of her. She smiled fondly as he turned on the tv and changed it to a random drama.

"I love you, Kun," Jinmi smiled as he sat on the opposite side of the couch.

"I love you too just don't come near me while your sick,"

#nct additional unit au #nct additional member au #nct addition #nct xx additional unit au #ace: nct xx #wayv additional member au

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nuoyipeach · 3 months

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Five Senses - Part Two

Chapter Four

"Are you out of your mind!?!" Sunny yelled at him. "What do you think you were doing back there? Do you want to start a war at this rate?"

While the other two stared at him, Taeyong grunted and stood up in a haste, walked around the room until he reached his table, and in one swipe threw everything off. Before he could go any further, which would mean a destructed room, Sunny held him back with her strength and pushed him back to sit.

"What's wrong Taeyong!?!" she grabbed his shoulders. "What happened!?!"

"EVERYTHING'S WRONG!" he yelled back pushing her away. He turned to both Hendery and Yuta, his eyes softening at the sight of them backing up. "Their mothers, all of our half siblings and their mothers, their families... You can have only one soulmate, yet dad threw theirs in prison and kept them for himself. He broke families! He nearly did the same to Seulgi's mother while she was already pregnant. That's why she was in the human world, because they ran away. Her father hid them, and when dad tried to find her, he got all the other families to fight against him. But guess what, dad exiled them right away. Why else do you think Johnny was exiled? The revolution or whatever his parents took part in was for a damn good reason. Someone like dad doesn't deserve to be king! Now Seulgi left me because she cant bare to live in this palace let alone have me, the crown prince of that psychopath vampire king, as her soulmate!"

Seulgi laid in her bed, her pillow wet with tears as she slowly stopped crying. Her mother laid beside her combing her daughter's hair as she had been doing for the longest time, ever since she found her like this almost an hour ago and heard what had happened. She was horrified, somewhat even disgusted, that her own daughter was tied soulmates with the son of the man who broke families and had affairs.

But she was a firm believer that such occurrences have a reason, that it happened for something better to follow. While Seulgi shifted and moved into her mother's arms and drapped an arm over her waist, the elder woman figured that the most obvious reason would be for Seulgi to be the one to fix the corrupted mess the king had created. But as valiant as it sounds, being the only child and family she had, she couldn't let her child go through such a tough mission.

"My dear girl..." the elder woman whispered into her daughter's hair. "My baby, what did we do for you to go through this... Why did it have to be you? You're such a sweet woman, gifted with the kindest of hearts, you see nothing but beautiful things even in the most darkest of times... Why you?"

Seulgi fell asleep in her mother's arms, tired from all the crying. Her mother looked down at her with sorrowful eyes and laid a kiss on her forehead before tucking her in with her favourite childhood big teddy bear and leaving the room.

She stayed up that night, sitting out in their front yard looking at the sky, thinking about the state her daughter and where her husband could have been. It had been over fifty years since she last saw him, but her love never changed and she never lost hope knowing one day he'd come back and they could be one again.

"Excuse me?" she jumped at the sudden voice and turned to see a man standing a bit far from her. "Oh no, please don't be afraid of me. I'm..."

"Who are you?" she stood up as her eyes glowed red, but the man quickly came closer and held her hands, suddenly kneeling down.

"Please listen to me, I'm Taeyong, Seulgi's soulmate, the son of the king who... ruined your family." his pleads shocked her and she quickly pulled her hands away from him. "I came to talk to you, please. I know you hate my family to the core and you have every right to do so. But please, we didn't know about any of this. We were taught wrong, and I hate this all as much as you do. But I love Seulgi, and I don't want to lose her. I just want help, to find a way for me to still be with her. You're her mother, you must know something that can convince her to take me back. I won't force her to stay at the palace with us, I'll move here if I have to, just please... I need her..."

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#nct #red velvet #nct 127 #kpop fanfic #nctvelvet #fluff #vampire au #lee taeyong #kang seulgi #seulyong fanfic #seulyong #angst

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Watched WayV's 231117 Livestream

The guys laughing at Hendery for saying 回到去 and Dejun being the only who got that he was trying to say 返到去 which is a pretty normal phrase in Cantonese but probably sounds a bit funny in Mandarin

This is right after their last showcase so some fans are still going home.

The guys just having no concept of what day it is because of hectic schedules

Hendery and Yangyang calling Ten-gege to go up to the screen. I couldn't hear why Ten didn't want to go up but Yangyang was like no the fans wanna see your face.

Dejun figured out how to disable beauty filters after much investigation.

Apparently a lot of fans arrived in princess costumes :P

Hendery and Winwin arguing over the origin of the princess tea party lol. Hendery insists that Winwin said he wanted and he was like "naw it was just a rumour."

Ten said they should do a Sailor Moon cosplay next!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Winwin wracking his brain for the Chinese name for Sailor Moon <3 (美少女戰士)

Ten was like "all of you have to decide which sailor scout you're going to be!"

Sicheng said he only knew Sailor Moon and I think Ten just assigned him Sailor Moon lol. I thought they'd assign him Sailor Mercury because he'd dyed his hair blue.

Talking about their food adventures

Only Hendery and Yangyang had 熱乾麵

Yangyang: ...so what else you guys wanna talk about?

Yangyang sliding over the table to read the comments on the screen

Yangyang was reading the comments that were like "Sicheng is so cute," "Sicheng-gege is so cute," "Sicheng-laogong is so cute" and Hendery was like ?!?!?!? until Yangyang clarified that he was just reading the comments lol

Yangyang reading all the comments that had requests lol

"欽欽Kiss" (Though I wonder if it was 親親Kiss and they just forced 欽欽 to do the kiss lol）

"Hendery 過來一下"

“錕哥比個心, 大心” which Kun took to be 大猩 before giving the heart

Clowning on Kun hours

Winwin: 揚揚你修仙成功了 XD because of the light on Yangyang lol

Comments complimenting Winwin's nephew ^^;;

Fans never letting go of Hendery 念經

Both Winwin and Kun not liking how their chins show up on screen ^^;;

OMG Yangyang calling Kun 小挪 and telling him he can act cute and be maknae. I think this 小挪 business is taking off since Kun's nickname in NCT Neo Zone was NUO.

Ten, disgusted: 你快三十歲啦

Kun: You're also almost 30!!!!! Ten: Yeah, that's why I'm very manly now

Yangyang being like "If you call me Yangyang-ge, then you'll be the maknae" and Kun immediately calling him Yangyang-gege because he has no shame and also wants to be loved. Meanwhile Yangyang is cringing.

Ah so now we're finally getting to the origins of why they sometimes say 'gege' weird lol. There's no reason, they just did it to sound cringy.

Yangyang getting tired

The way Sicheng argued so hard for ending ment to go to the winner

Kun cringe ending pose

#screencaps & commentaries #nct #wayv

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