Ok so assuming Ulla is still alive (not very knowlage able on her, so correct me if anything is like bad)
But do we agree if somehow on strumhonds ship they ran into sirens and as aleksander was ignoring whatever they were singing about- do you think he stopped when one called him by name? Do you think he would look over and see a face he thought dead, instead still alive in the water? Do you think at that moment he’d have to be held back from the edge, as to not tip as he ran over?
do you think he’d cry while hugging his sister? Do you think he’d be happy to see her again?
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
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idk man the nervous system makes me kinda nervous
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Jesus christ, I wish to just one day be this pinnacle of wit, horniness, and sacrilege.
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Baby’s gonna be AFAB (Assigned Finland at Birth)
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"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw
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