#bella's dumb af

[jacobsbadwig]

Here’s a thought I’ve been having. If I’m not mistaken, Bellas mom was like 19 or something when she had Bella right. (It’s hard to tell with the weird retconning Stephenie Meyer does) based on the wiki that would Have been Renee’s age.

As someone who had a lot of issue due to my grandmother (who was fifteen when she had my mom), I have had to come to terms with the fact that ‘oh this is a teenager raising a baby’.

The problem is Stephenie Meyer treats Renee as this as this emotional adult who made a wise decision to get married and have a kid (assuming the pregnancy didn’t come first). Because in her head, that’s what young women should do or should strive for. So the demonization of Renee goes from this young woman who got in over her head probably marrying the first guy who asks and in turn having a child that she’s not ready for to a shitty mom who can’t her act together. Yeah, okay, she should grow up to take care of her daughter, but in another story in another point of view saying ‘yo, I can’t do this’ is probably mature thing for her to do. (Once again, the caveat is Stephanie is inconsistent on what she wants characters to do who aren’t Bella and Edward)

However, Stephenie Meyer does the same thing to Bella, the protagonist who doesn’t want kids for an understandable reason (imo a forced reason because of the weird retconning of Renee’s characterization and Bella’s self sacrifice that isn’t really earned in Twilight). She meets this guy in his element who put her in this weird whirlwind and then is put in a situation where she can’t escape his world. Unlike her mother who ends up “escaping”, Bella becomes her mother in the way that she has a kid and marriage that she is not emotionally ready for. Bella really care less about Reneeseme as person but more of a proof that this bullcrap is all worth it. That Edward has soul. That this is part of the fairytale. That she has achieve Happily Ever After in this teenage pregnancy and marry cycle that Stephenie Meyer has created for her and sorta forced her mother in.

It's funny as much the fandom discusses how shitty of a mom Renee is, Bella is her daughter for sure. When you remember the fact, Renee is a practically a kid fresh out of high school, Bella and Renee are the same story. Renee has the capicity to change and probably has matured; we just dont see it because it’s Bella’s story and baggage and general Bella angst and frankly its easier to cut ties with Renee. Bella is doomed to never grow to be anything other than the same 19 year old over and over repeating the same trauma cycle to her daughter who will probably have her own issues….(also her daughter already has someone she’s going to marry and probably also continue that cycle because Stephenie Meyer is disgusting)

#bella swan #renee dwyer #I could be more eloquent but really I just think Smeyer should have just killed Renee off #she hates women anyway so what’s the point #or just like be consistent like the YA trope of absent parents if Dumb af anyway #you could have had Charlie and Renee together and they’re just like ‘them Cullens is nice’ #it’s just like….the point? #granted twilight is her self insert story but dude come on #twilight #twilight renaissance

[ma3mae]

Hello!! I hope you are doing well, wanted to say I love your work !!

Can I request how the BSD boys (Dazai, Kunikida, Ranpo, Chuuya, Fukuzawa etc) would react to gf!fem!reader saying “I am just a hole” after they did something attractive? Something fun and suggestive ehehe~

No brain, just horny!

Summary: No one cared about you being down bad for you bfs since everything's mutual, right? (Dazai, Kunikida, Ranpo, Fukuzawa)

Genre: fluff, maybe crack, def suggestive themes, maybe a tiny tiny bit of smut. Who knows 💀

Warnings: yall gonna be horny after this 🤓

A/N: was kinda difficult to think of fitting scenarios but i had fun writing this!! Also thank you for loving my work, anonnnn 💕💕💕💕

Part 2

Dazai Osamu

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAAAAAAT 💀💀💀💀

HES HORNY 24/7, DONT EXPECT HIM TO HOLD BACK LMAOO 💀💀😭😭

okay okay so lets say yall are at the ADA office

hes done with annoying the shit ouf of kuni and now hes just sitting on the couch, literally bored out of his mind

Kuni tells u to tell "that dumbass idiot of a boyfriend🤩" to finally get back to work so u go up to him

u know that scene where he leans his head back onto the grave and slowly tilts it back down and opens his eyes while having that soft smile on his face? oda's only purpose was him dying so we'd get that scene, crying fr 😭😭😭

Yeah hes doing exactly THAT as he notices your presence infront of him, flashing you a smile and only for it to spread even further as he notices your dazed face 💀

"Oh, bella? Too lovestruck to talk to me, I see. Can't help it that I'm just so hands-"

"I'm nothing but a hole for you"

I DONT KNOW HOW SOMEONE COULD EVEN SAY THAT 😭😭 THATS SUCH A WEIRD THING TO SAY AND SO DUMB BUT NO ONE CARES 🥲🥲🥲

AND HIS HORNY ASS DOESNT GIVE TWO SHITS EITHER 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

his eyes are fking bulging as he hears you say that infront of him

ACTUALLY shocked that you had the guts to legit say that outloud and luckily no one rly heard that except him he wouldnt mind if the whole ass office wouldve heard that, we KNOW 💀

you manage to get a good laugh out of him before he just shoots you that god awful handsome smirk before he suddenly stands up

Towering over you, he leans in and whispers "Never thought you'd be so dirty to say stuff like that during working hours. Not that I'm complaining! I'm glad to have such a strong effect on you, bella~" got me blushing fr😳😳😳

Its too late to realise what you've just said. Your fate has been sealed.

OFF TO HORNY JAIL YALL GO 💀💀🗣️

no jk but nah nah he wont stop there

Youve awakened the fking horny beast in him and how could he refuse his love offering herself so blatantly while your coworkers were literally in the same room?? 🤩😋

He just takes your hand as he proceeds to leave the office

Kuni just yells "Oi, where the hell do you think you're going?! Only told you to tell him to work! Not join his stupid shenanigans!! 😡😡"

YOU KNOW that ur bf just turns around and shoots him that annoying ass smirk, only to say

"But Kunikida, we are off to work actually! Nothing you'd be able to do anyway. Tell me when you've found something interesting in all that paper work of yours! Can tell you that our job will definitely be more fun than that~ 😁😁"

You can only give poor kuni a sheepish smile as atsushi just deadpans at the both of you, muttering a "good luck 😐" towards you as your bf just drags you to his car because your job's gonna be too loud to do at the ada and going home wont be an option since dazai's not patient in that sense 💀💀💀

Already sending prayers to you for having to go back to "work" while being sore af and dazai looking like he got out of a 10 day wellness vacation 😭🥲🥲

dazai's actually gonna spare our poor kuni by kinda doing some paper work but our man will be forever traumatised bc hes not oblivious 🗣️

Especially after seeing your neck littered with hickeys 😭😭 u cant hide them, youve got a damn mosquito as a bf 💀

kuni just tosses a bottle of water your way without looking at u bc he thinks its not modest to shamelessly look at them 😤 I LOVE U KUNI

"thanks, i guess" is all you'll hear from him bc at the end, you DID get dazai to work but at what cost 😭

Kunikida Doppo

Flabbergasted. Shocked. Disappointed. Shamefully not too hard to turn on. 💀

His first reaction is gonna be like u just told ur mom u forgot to do the laundry 😭

DEF gonna scold your ass off for saying such things in such an inappropiate setting

its not your fault hes being so hot during work 😤😤😤😤

Tell him off for being so handsome!! 🤩

Wont stop his scolding but u cant take him serious when hes fumbling over his words

Still manages to thank you for ur compliment even though its embarassing af 😭 no way would he refuse such kind words from his love 😋

So anyway it could go two ways with him

The first would be if yall wouldnt be alone at the ADA

You go up to him to ask him about a report you need help with

Ive never seen kuni tie his hair up but... imagine catching him doing that...

With the hair tie in his mouth as he pulls his hair back and like...

It makes u think of the times you'd yank it back during yk what 🤭

So he notices you gape at him and is all like "🤨 are you alright?"

Cue to you just uttering "Damn, kuni. You only gotta ask. Am just a hole for you anyway" out of nowhere

LMAO you can just hear dazai cackling from the couch as your bf just looks at you like 😳 with his mouth agape and everything

Dazai just walks up to you to pat your shoulder

"Kunikida, you've got quite the daring girlfriend!" "SHUT YOUR ANNOYING MOUTH UP"

kuni just quickly ties his hair back and BROO he nearly feels so violated and exposed 😭😭😭😭

Why would u do this to him AT WORK 😭

Ngl u and dazai prob team up to annoy him to death like hes just so fun to TEASE 😤

Anyway he just tells you to get back to work and when u tell him you need some help, he begrudgingly does it bc its important but you can still his hands shake a bit and his face is red as he tries to give you advice on ur work skskksks 💀

Be ready to get scolded for HOURS when yall are on ur way home 🤓

But dw u know how to shut his beautiful mouth up 🤭😋

But if you do the whole thing while yall are alone at work bc kuni decided to stay a bit longer then THATS a different story

Lets say he does the same thing again as above ^ and u say the same thing

He'll def turn a bit red and tell you that you cant say stuff like that during work!

"But kuni, we're alone and no ones gonna come back anyway. It's nearly 8pm after all."

The sun's setting and the only light that softly illuminates the room and it just steals ur fking breath bc 😭 hes so gorgeous with his hair open 😭😭😭

But u can still see his gaze on u, making ur knees weak bc BROO

horny jail for kuni too????? 💀💀💀

jk but he'll clear his throat and just say "a work place is still a work place so i cant let this inappropiate behavior just go like that..."

You're like standing infront of him and he grabs you by your waist, softly kneading it as he tells u to sit on his lap 😭

"Will teach that mouth of yours how to behave. Maybe after this you'll be a bit more tame. Think that idiot has been a bad influence on you like he has with everyone but don't worry. I'll be sure to teach you everything again."

I'll let you imagine the rest here 🤭🤭

Edogawa Ranpo

man just wants to eat his candy in peace, get ur horny ass away from him 🤨🤨🤨🤨

u thought dazai's a whole bitch???? Nah nah this is a MAN CHILD right here

This man wont give u what u want, nah he'll let u suffer alone LOL 💀💀

if this happens at work then 🤷 honestly depends on what mood he is i think

its a hot day in yokohama and the air conditioning is not rly helping yall

so u kinda wanna go grab some ice cream during ur break and u dont need to think twice about asking ur bf to go with u

fr he'll be SO annoying if u dont take him with u 💀 but dw he obviously knows why u r approaching him rn 🤩

but he takes a while to catch on why u just stopped and looked like a fish rn like a combo of this :0 and 😳

he just goes "🤨"

"Damn, the bathroom's close. 'am just a hole for you anyway so let's go" u legit go 😨 after realising what u just said

How no one hears that, idk but this hoe DEF heard u well

U r even more scared bc he just sits there and doesnt react but oops

only needs some sec before he opens his eyes and smirks at u 🤭

"Eh~ You've got guts, Y/N. Saying naughty stuff like that during work hours. Not that I mind though. Just shows how smitten you are by the World's Greatest Detective~"

"N-"

He just waves a finger at u like you're a lil kid getting scolded rn 💀

"Ah ah ah, don't try to refute that fact. Can't blame you for your reaction after all. It's still funny to me that all it took was me losening my tie, gliding a hand through my hair and open up a button of my shirt. ~ "

He just gets up and gives you a peck on your cheek before walking ahead

"I still want that ice ream though! If it's good then I'll give tending to your needs a thought!" 💀 THIS BITCH

but dw he'll make sure to show u how smitten he is after that bc ur mouth just tastes better after some sweet ice cream, right 🤓??

but u know whats the best combo with saying that sentence?

a jealous ranpo 🤩

like ok quick scenario

lets move this outside of work, ok?

So yall are walking around and some random dude decides to hit on u and hello 🤨cant he see that u r legit holding hands with the world's greatest detective??

u kindly tell the man to fuck off but nah hes not letting u chill

wraps protectively his arm around ur waist, clearly showing him that YOU. ARE. TAKEN.

"with that scrawny lookin dude???" bro hes got a death sentence 💀

time for ur bf to show him his skills 🤭 which means threatening him to expose everything about him

immediately tells him where he lives, what he does for a living, where he likes to shop, where his parents live. E. V. E. R. Y. T. H. I. N. G

he just smirks and puffs his chest slightly out as that dude just fking runs off bc id be terrified too 😨

He deserves it tho ✋

"What a fool! Thinking he could challenge ME?! The greatest detective to ever live! See how terrified he was!" hes fking cackling before stopping as he sees ur face

brothers and sisters, we are LOVESTRUCK

and that hoe cann see that right away 💀

"Thank you..." like should we say how hot that was???? maybe 😳😳???

"And?" AH obviously he got us 😭

but we too embarassed to say smth but NICE, theres a nearby alley so u know where hes dragging us 🤩

Pressed up against the wall and hes just centimeters away from u as he asks again

"That wasn't everything you wanted to say, right~? Of course you find me" hot" but just wanna hear it from you, love."

"FUCK, am just a hole for u" 💀😳

goes wide eyed for a sec before chuckling and saying "Well, that wasn't what I wanted to hear but I'll let it count!"

His eyes travel down your neck before finally saying "Hm, I've got an idea in how to make everyone know that you're taken. I deserve a little treat after having saved you, no?" 🤭🤭🤭 got me blushing fr

Anyway problem solved, no one made moves onto u after that and it might turn into a habit before yall go out for the next times 🗣️

But no one's complaining hihi 🤭🤭😳

Fukuzawa Yukichi

oh god where do i even begin 💀

i gotta hold myself back from getting off topic when it comes to HIM 😭

honestly this man has seen and experienced so many things, u gotta do a lot to catch THIS man off guard 💀💀

bro he had to deal with mori's ass in his 20's for too long and STILL deals with it till this day 😐😐😐😐😐

not to mention the agency is like his fking orphanage at this point 😐

Already enough that his first child is still a child with his thirty years of living on this damn planet 🤓

lets say u work at the ADA as well and now yall r holding a meeting to go over some details for a random mission

Idk if its just me but... the way he sits there and is leading that whole shit, telling em what to do and how they could handle it the best way, while encouraging everyone to work hard n stuff... idk....

Its just so HOT 😳😳😳🤭

like hes so charismatic, fuck dazai, yall cant compare ANYONE to this man 😭😭😭😭😭😭 no wonder everyone follows him, id lick his shoes too 😭😭 HORNY JAIL FOR ME?????

anyway he dismisses everyone and the both of you are the last ones to be in the room bc u r just sitting at the table and staring at him like 😳

Dw my girl, hes been noticing the way you've been looking at him the whole time

"Is everything alright, my love? You've been staring at me for quite a while now."

"N-No its nothing 😳"

nah no need to hold back bc we know our knees r gonna buckle the second he takes ur hand

AND HE DOES 🤩🤩

his eyes slightly crinkle at the end as you can see amusement dance in them

"I know that look when something's on your mind. I'll respect your decision to not tell me but I'd like to know what it is."

honestly your red face is already proof enough whats on ur mind but how can u hide it when hes just looking at you with such an intense gaze UGH I LOVE THIS MAAAAAN 😭😭😭😭😭😭

"W-Well the way you just handle everything with ease even though its a lot of pressure and i dont know...it's just really admirable but also hot when you tell them what to do. wouldnt mind you doing that in the bedroom too, you know. id be a hole for u anytime like this... "

u tryna mumble that shit out of embarassement but he clearly heard you 💀

And he does go wide eyed out of surprise because DAMN thats still pretty straightforward and was kinda the last thing he'd thought you'd say but honestly... he doesnt mind it 💀

in facr hes liking it a bit too much for himself 💀💀 but who is he to complain? Especially when his lover is being so honest with him?

" So you want me to be a bit more authoritative in the bedroom? I-It might be a bit awkward for me to do so but if it's something you desire then we'll gladly try it out together. We should be done with the mission around the evening but if not then..."

you feel his hands gently cup your face as he presses his lips against yours before pulling a bit too soon for your liking

"Then I hope this will suffice until then. I'll be sure to thank you for your patience after everything's over."

THE ONLY THIINNGG

THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DO IS SAY YESSSS 🤩🤩😭😭😭😭😭

IDC IF IM NOT SPEAKING FOR EVERYONE BC

We WILL wait for him OKAY 💀💀✋✋✋

he just strokes your hair lovingly as you try to hide ur face bc hes just too blinding

anyway as the both of u get ready to leave, yall just hear quick shuffling behind yall bc OOPS

THE DOOR WAS OPEN 💀

THE KIDS DIDNT LEAVE LOL 💀💀 THEY HEARD EVERYTHING

"😳☺️🤭😏" u can choose which ADA member would make which face 💀💀💀

ngl u prob sometimes call them ur children and BRO

ranpo actually annoys u for some candy ngl 💀

u once punched dazai's gut bc yk he'd ask the stupid question like

"if you're our mom, would that make you a milf?"

send him back to the MAFIA trash can he came from 🤩🤩

jk but might write a oneshot about him even tho hes difficult to write 💀

will def do a part 2 of this bc it gives me an excuse to simp for these men 💀

#bsd x reader #bungou stray dogs x reader #bsd dazai #dazai x reader #bsd kunikida #kunikida x reader #bsd ranpo #ranpo x reader #bsd fukuzawa #fukuzawa x reader

[likesunsetorange]

cowboy x model au

okay too lazy to make this structured but this is heavily inspired by bella hadid and her bf, beyoncé making a country album, and this fanart! so thank you to my friend ella who helped me with this idea!!

mikasa goes to texas for like some shoot and maybe they use eren’s ranch or like his horses or something for it. he’s well known locally anyways everyone likes him already but as courtesy they invite him to the little event they have after the shoot

mikasa and eren are antisocial af so they probably end up talking bc they’re little losers lol, and eren probably can tell mikasa is bored and here’s this gorgeous model, so he’s gonna whisk her away and they go to his ranch they have a romantic night under the stars and all that but he’s dumb and doesn’t get her number and she goes back home to ny without it

mikasa makes some dumb excuse to go back and basically finds eren and forces him to ask her out (not that he needed to be forced) and he’s happy bc he thought he’d never see her again

them dating is cute but the long distance sucks but mikasa enjoys whenever she gets to spend time with him at his ranch and he teaches her how to do all the ranch shit

HIM TEACHING HER TO RIDE A HORSE!!

#cowboy x model au #eremika #other cowboy idea would be them being in a western au but i fear i cannot write action stuff lol #this is so cute i’m definitely projecting #i had more but it was me rambling

[ms-smuffngst]

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traveling to Vegas w/ him

pairing: boyfriend!dazai x fem!reader

warnings: smut/nsfw🔞

A/N: Y’all it’s literally Vegas how could I not add some smut? Like if I didn’t it would just be sad. Anyways, enjoy because I won’t write much smut lol. (THAT WAS A LIE HAHA) Also, I’ve provided some fits that you’ll be wearing, I hope y’all will envision it more with these tee-hee

listen to this 😏

Vegas? Just the two of you? Yes.

Like the horny mastermind Dazai is, he planned everything down to the last minute.

he always has his arm wrapped around your waist to show other men YOU ARE HIS

Kinda gets turned on when you wear something that shows off your curves

“Belladonna! How pretty you look! But you know what would make you prettier? If you we undressed under me.”

“Osamu it’s a vacation, I plan to walk a lot. NO.”

he was sulking alllll the way

His hands r all over you in the subtlest way

whenever u guys sit down or when he’s driving, he has one of his hands at your things like massaging/squeezing it

HORKNEEEEEEEE DAZAIIIIIIIII

ok so once he called you by your name (it’s usually either baby, belladonna, Bella, princess and all that shiz) you ignored him for all the petty reasons to see his reaction.

“Y/N? Why are you ignoring me?”

“…”

Bitch stop ignoring Dazai. (Shit wait I’m the author that’s my fault)

y’all ate lunch at a fancy resto and his eyes were on you the entire time

“Bella, are you still mad? I’m so dumb for doing that, I’m sorry.”

“Look, you may be dumb, but you’re my dummy.”

KISS KISS KISS KISS

SORRY BUT THE WAITER SHOWED UP

when y’all finished, you told him you had to go to the bathroom only to find him there ahead. (Like you know those uni-sex bathrooms? Yeah)

“Osamu what are you doing here?”

“Idk, maybe I just wanna have you here, right now?”

Now here u are getting f-ed into the wall by Dazai.

y’all done tee-hee.

“fuck baby, you took me good this time”

“can we go now? it was nice.”

he really likes when he comes out of the bathroom slightly messy with lipstick stains on his shirt and you around his arm

ITS DINNER TIME

you guys had to get changed into something fancier because you were having dinner at some place that’s fancy af

(FIT CHECK)

“Bella, you look stunning.”

“As do you, baby.”

YALL WALKED IN THAT PLACE LIKE THE RICH COUPLE IN A MAFIA SERIES!!!

he payed (300 dollars breh he’s too nice)

y’all had steak, pasta, and champagne

*when marimba rhythm starts to play*

“Dance with me” (dazai)

“Make me sway” (Y/N)

Sooo y’all danced all that shiz yeah yeah

HE BROUGHT U BACK TO THE HOTEL ROOM

the moment you locked the door he pounced on you.

“Fuck, I’ve been suppressing the feeling this entire time. You’re all mine now little girl.”

“And you may do so.”

Thank You for Reading!🥹

#dazai x reader #osamu dazai #bungou stray dogs #dazai smut #dazai x y/n #Vegas date #18+ #Spotify

[acewardcullen]

Wait I'm having Peter and Charlotte thoughts. Can you imagine their perspective on these events?

They visit in the Cullens in Midnight Sun while Edward is in the middle of stalking Bella and having months worth of consecutive mental breakdowns in the span of their 3-4 day visit. We get one scene with them and they're like "what in the actual fuck is wrong with this guy?"

And then they leave and probably have no contact for over a year because they're nomads. Until one day Alice and Jasper show up and tell them that their strange af brother did more dumb stuff and now they desperately need their help but they don't have time to explain.

So they go to Forks again because they're like "yeah okay your family is weird but we don't want you to die or anything, also let's find out what's actually going on."

And in Forks they see this

And they still stay to help.

In conclusion they're great characters and I just want to hear more of their thoughts because the like two or three canon scenes we get of them are pretty great.

#peter and charlotte #reread that one bit of midnight sun recently #and also some jalice fics #that feature them heavily #so I've decided to stan them

[laserbobcat]

I’ve been rewatching Buffy the vampire slayer, because I’ve been playing Monster of the Week and I wanted to remember how dumb these paranormal shows were. Cause my DM was having npcs do the stupidest shit and when I pointed it out he was like "Hey that's how it is in these shows!" and damn he was right.

A list of thoughts:

- 1997? Shit i’m old. - So. Much. Deaths. And other stuff. Zombies. Aliens. Robots. Mass crisis every two days. I don’t watch enough shows to make a comparison, but I feel like nowadays they're going for a more "stay hidden from cops and people and stuff" and "Oh no our actions have consequences and we're gonna have to face them" NOPE it's crazy all the time here and nobody cares. Welcome to Hellville!

- No girl you’re not 16, you’re like 22 and your friend the hormone slave boy is creepy af when he’s hormonal cause the actor is probably 26. Definitely not 16.

- Thanks god she doesn’t look 16 because of course she’s dating the centuries old vampire who also looks 22-ish by the way

- Doesn’t bother me that much tho cause Buffy is a strong smart baddass, opposite spectrum of Bella dearest. Doesn’t feel creepy- oops wait except the part where he’s a mopping vampire.

- But like... Girl you’re amazing why choose the plain ass broody bitch? He’s so boring I can’t. Why. He’s not even that hot. Boreanaz simps fight me.

- Cordelia is the best character of the series, fight me again. The bitch has no brain and balls of steel. “No I can’t miss the show I’m the main cheerleader!” and goes to do her thing 50 seconds after being released from a guy wanting to cut her head off. That’s dedication.

- Why do they put the mic in the face of the actors when they kiss. Ew. I didn’t sign up for saliva asmr.

- I forgot everyone did kung fu in the 90s. Those kick sounds are so nostalgic...

- SO WEIRD to see a show with no modern technology. I love it. “Let’s go to the library where we have all the exact books we need” today it’s like “Let’s go on the internet where we will find all the exacts wikipedia articles we need” some things don’t change.

#Buffy #buffy the vampire slayer #motw #monster of the week #blabla

[i2gyus]

bella!! you dont have to respond to this 💖 just wanted to send u one!

once you are given this award you’re supposed to paste it in the asks of eight people who deserve it, if you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out 😚

ahh thank you my love! ♡

#lomlyeji #lomlyeji.wa #ㅡ letters from sun 👻 #wait #your name is dayns right? #i'm so confused... #bella's dumb af #bella's loves 💗 #bella's whipped! 😩

[twilightsapphics]

Sometimes I like to think that if I was in Twilight I’d be someone cool like Siobhan or Kate, but deep down I know that I’m just a perilous mix of Mike Newton and Leah Clearwater

#so basically both dumb af and gay af #i love leah though dont worry #mike not so much #tbh theres a bit of emmett thrown in too #i need to stop #twilight #bella swan #breaking dawn #eclipse #cullen #edward cullen #new moon #smeyer

[ladylaufeyson1]

Creepy Renesme sub-plot aside, I’m pretty sure Bella could’ve had both Edward and Jacob. 

What a missed opportunity.

#twilight #bella swan #edward cullen #jacob black #she dumb af

[gennij]

Renesmees first Halloween outfit

(Edward chose the theme but Alice got to decorate)

#just got it from pinterest #i dont know whos it is #but that is adorable #edward: effervescent #bella: dumb af husband and child

[iarasstuffss]

Not barfies claming Rapunzel and Euguene from tangled now when Bugheads have been making parallel edits FOR YEARS! Find your own disney parallel elsewhere. They can choke BYE.

Idk maybe Bella and Gaston... she is inteligent and he is dumb af

#anti b*rchie #bughead #WE CLAIMED IT FIRST #GO SOMEWHERE ELSE #they can choke

[therealvinelle]

Edward describing singers as icecream flavors is dumb af I think

Oh 100% agree, and at the risk of being a "The character I have negative headcanons about breathed? Sinister" person, I find it sinister. There's sugarcoating what you are and what it means to have a singer, and then there's the ice cream speech.

It's on brand Bella/Edward, I'll say that much. "I would walk the earth for a thousand years to get a taste of her blood. She's like ice cream!"

Just... rock on, Edward.

#edward cullen #twilight #twilight renaissance

[arhvste]

❝atsumu, kuroo, tsukishima and bokuto playing acnh ❞

miya atsumu

→ first he called the game dumb but he eventually gave in because everyone and their aunts were playing it and he didn’t wanna be left out

→ mf tries so hard for raymond at first

→ he insists it’s just because he can sell him for a lot

→ he really just wants raymond because he lowkey reminds him of osamu

→ anyways this fool doesn’t get raymond but ya know who he does get?

→ pedro

→ atsumu was ✨disgusted✨

→ “a clown?! a fukn clown?! yer jokin me!”

→ “aw don’t cry he fits in so well on your island 😹”

→ “sHUT YER TRAP 😠😠😠”

→ he hated pedro at first and for what?

→ eventually he starts vibing with him though

→ he decides that perhaps... pedro isn’t a bad guy after all

→ so atsumu develops a soft spot for him and begins to favour him over the rest of his mediocre villagers whose names he can’t be bothered to remember

→ ya know whose name he can remeber though?

→ BELLA 😡😠😡😠😡😡😠

→ the name that sparks rage in him

→ atsumu hits his villagers with his net shouting “nice cut g!” as a joke

→ with bella he’s not joking 😐

→ he hits her repeatedly and grins maliciously when she gets angry eventually

→ LOVES shoving her into pitfalls for absolutely no reason

→ cusses her out under his breath

→ writes hate mail to her only to get fustrated when she sends a nice reply about the flowers she saw the other day that reminded her of him

→ honestly bella girl it ain’t worth it, pack your bags and get outta there sis 😔

→ he wants her to get tf off his island because he doesn’t like her but he also kinda wants her to stay because he loves annoying her and making her angry

→ literally goes out of his way to buy the ugliest clothes for her to wear

→ he also has all his villagers address him as “big dick man”

→ pedro is special though 😳

→ pedro is the chosen one who gets to call him “tsumu”

→ JUST PEDRO 😤😾😡

→ literally thinks it’s the funniest thing when his villagers say “hey big dick man! the weather sure is great today isn’t it!”

→ you can hear his cackling from down the hall

→ thinks it’s the peak of comedy

→ oh and you’re not allowed to visit his island on a saturday

→ saturdays are “for the boys”

→ and by that he means he’s just going to buy a ton of matching clothes for him and pedro and talk to him all day until he eventually annoys pedro by accident to which he genuinely gets upset about

→ he doesn’t really bother with the fishing tourneys or bug offs

→ does catch a few though just to make sure he beats bella earns nook miles

→ pretty average island, not too much effort put into it yet

→ atsumu prefers channeling his energy and game time into bullying bella interacting with his villagers

kuroo tetsurō

→ bangs. it. tf. out.

→ literally acts like he doesn’t care about the game but has 395+ hours game time

→ uses the excuse it’s to play with kenma but kuroo actually got into it before kenma had the chance to look at it properly

→ fishing tourney KING

→ has multiple gold trophy’s and built a whole extension just to show them off

→ also treats all his villagers equally

→ he was a bit picky and only wanted cats and dogs on his island though

→ if you’re anything but a cat or a dog, i’m sorry but kuroo will timeskip you tf off of his island

→ has a soft spot for lucky but doesn’t admit it

→ he likes to come across as a “fair dictator of the island”

→ just admit luckys your fav and go oh my god

→ his house is really nice too

→ pretty much paid off all his debt and is financially responsible 😼

→ he will send you money over a few times a week because he claims he’s a good boyfie virtually and realistically

→ LOVES opening the letters from ‘mom’

→ it’s a small detail in the game but it brings kuroo comfort when he opens the letters and sometimes receives gifts from his virtual ‘mom’ 🥺

→ keeps all the letters from her because that’s what he would do if his real mom ever wrote to him

→ he’s a shameless timeskipper

→ “tetsu?? where tf did you get all this the games only been out a week??”

→ “👁👁 idk what you’re talking about baby”

→ the thing that annoys him the most are the fossils

→ HATES the stupid little marks in the ground that appear every day

→ also HATES talking to blathers

→ “spit it out already! i have places to be and villagers to see!”

→ completely ignores blathers’ real name and refers to him as ‘bokuto’

→ because he’s an owl duh

→ and bokuto also talks a lot

→ you thought it was a cute friendship thing at first but took it back when you heard him muttering under his breath

→ “oh my god just analyse the fossils already you himbo bird!”

→ “did you just call blathers a himbo? 😳”

→ “...no? 😳👀”

→ all in all, kuroo’s pretty good at the game

→ you like visiting his island because he has a ton of extra stuff he just gives you

→ “i never want to hear you call me a bad boyfriend again 😐”

→ “okay fine...but oNLY if you give me an ironwood dresser 😏”

tsukishima kei

→ another one who bangs it out

→ doesn’t really care when you point it out though

→ “you’re just jealous your islands a dumping ground compared to mine 🥱”

→ “k-kei 😔”

→ also sprints near where you’re fishing to scare the fish off and be spiteful 💀

→ little shit KNOWS you only need oranges to complete all the fruits on your island

→ he also knows you’re out of nook miles tickets

→ “aw that’s a shame, maybe if you were a bit better at the game you’d find them quicker but good luck! 😀”

→ oranges are his native fruit 😐😑😐

→ eventually he gives you them because you’re relentless and his patience runs thin after a while

→ good at the bug offs

→ pretty good at scorpion/tarantula hunting too

→ convinced spike is in love with him after the amount of scorpions and tarantulas he’s donated to him

→ his fossil exhibition in the museum is completed already

→ when blathers tells him the facts about the dinosaurs he just rolls his eyes

→ “i knew that already you stupid bird 🙄”

→ why’s everyone bullying blathers damn 😿

→ now, he likes henry

→ one of the few villagers he doesn’t bully

→ tsukki doesnt particularly care for majority of his villagers

→ henry has a special place in his heart though

→ maybe it’s because henry isn’t overly perky or he isn’t rude like the cranky villagers which tsukishima doesn’t like

→ henry is just??? so??? nice????

→ he can’t hate him

→ all his villagers have catchphrases that are dumb af

→ tsukki thought he was being clever when he made them but he just looks mean when other people talk to his villagers

→ “good morning i am useless! i love your outfit!”

→ henry gets to call him tsukki though

→ only because he figured out that henry reminds him of yamaguchi

→ that’s the only reason henry’s the exception to his bullying

→ i feel like tsukki has a pretty nice house too

→ he makes a lot of bells from selling scorpions and tarantulas and spare fossils he’s dug up

→ doesn’t really care about the size but has very detailed rooms

→ like all the furniture in his rooms follow a scheme

→ mf never opens his mailbox

→ doesn’t care for what the other “peasants have to say for themselves”

→ terraforming isn’t really his thing tbh

→ doesn’t like how slow the process and be and kinda likes the natural flat land

→ he likes laying down paths though

→ cusses villagers out when they get in the way though

→ full on shoves them and will keep shoving them until they get annoyed just because they’ve annoyed him

→ tsukki doesnt put as much time into the game as kuroo but his island is still pretty good and aesthetically pleasing

→ he just won’t help you make yours look like that 💀

bokuto koutarō

→ weeds. everywhere.

→ get so confused when he’s told he has to pick them all

→ “really? why can’t i just let them grow though i kinda like them 🤩”

→ mf ✨struggles✨ at the first stages

→ “y/n, you know i love you, please give me 30 iron nuggets 🥺💖💞💗”

→ ofc you give them to him because you’re well ahead in the game and don’t need them as much as he does

→ praises you like royalty but then he’s back to begging for materials from you 💀

→ doesn’t pay his debts

→ you’re gonna have to help him out here

→ doesn’t like the idea of having to constantly pay them off

→ like?? he doesn’t want a bigger house so why is this damn raccoon always bothering him to upgrade like leave him and his 2 room house alone 😠

→ has a the same camp bed and lamp from when he first moved out the tent 💀

→ insists he doesn’t need another one because the furniture all functions the same

→ he has a point tbf but his house just isn’t aesthetically pleasing

→ he also hoards stuff

→ common butterfly? yeah bokuto has 37 sitting in his storage

→ doesn’t like letting the bugs go because he “caught them fair and square”

→ you show him how to pay his debts back and then he dedicates a whole room to his stupid bugs 💀

→ loves blathers and celeste just because they’re owls

→ doesn’t care about what they’re wittering on about he loves interacting with them just because they’re the only owls in the game 😐

→ his favourite villager is kid cat

→ literally follows him around and sprints circles around him

→ l o v e s the chaos outside the town hall

→ 2 of his villagers are singing, 3 are running around and 1 is just watching like 🧍🏻‍♀️

→ HYPES his singing villagers tf up

→ “yeah get it bianca! turn it up!!! 🥳🥳”

→ has to match his villagers clothes at least once a week

→ also makes them all refer to him as “the best ace”

→ it boosts his ego a little more each time they say it

→ bokuto actually got raymond out of luck but had no idea who tf he was and just how popular he was

→ lets that mf go without advertising that raymond’s in boxes

→ atsumu screeches when he finds this out eventually

→ bokuto doesn’t care what his villagers look like everyone’s welcome

→ bella should move to bokuto’s island and move from atsumu’s because bokuto will accept her with open arms rather than a net to the head everytime he sees her 😿

→ ALWAYS remembers birthdays for his villagers

→ and always shows up to their birthday parties insisting he’s the life of the party and they’d be bored without him 😹

→ which is true to a certain degree cause the party only really starts when the player arrives

→ bokuto is actually okay at terraforming

→ quickly changes his mind after an hour of building and digging and restarts it all over again

→ he can make his island look pretty good

→ theres just weeds and buried fossils everywhere though 👁👁

→ also forgets his turnips go bad

→ literally the least financially responsible out of them all

→ it’s okay though because you help him and he eventually gets the hang of it

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[sketchywave]

7 Days of Pitch Perfect!

Day 1- Colours

Aka my interpretation of what skin each bella would choose for her among us character

Hopefully a short explanation of each character design for anyone interested enough-

Beca- Blue in association with her eyes. She chose the “dum” note because she thought it was funny, thinks the game is kind of a waste of time and is slightly deprecating.

Chloe- Orange in association with her hair. halo because she acts innocent when she isn't. She thought the dog was cute and because vet.

Fat amy- Yellow in association with her hair as well. I feel like Amys character is built out of toilet jokes and i think she’d probably think the toilet paper would be funny.

Aubrey- Pink in association with her dress in PP1. Hat because she is the Aca- captain forever and ever. She would think its appropriate for herself to have it.

Emily- Cyan in association with her ✨energy✨. I’d like to think Emily is too innocent to realize those ears are a furry thing and she just thinks they’re cute puppy ears. She’d think a little mini-me would be adorable.

Stacie- Lime in association with her eyes. I added the flamingo because when i was playing the game at some point a random player told me they thought it looked like a d*ldo and i couldn't unsee it. I thought it would be very appropriate for Stacie to see that too. Added the hamster as reference to the hamster AU that cracks me up everytime.  

Cynthia Rose- Red in association with her hair in PP1. Headphones for being a music freak, slight crossover with Ester Dean. 

Flo- Purple for no real reason. Flower because she thinks its cute and because she is a selfie freak. Slight crossover with Chrissie Fit.

Lilly- Brown for no real reason other than its the weird color. tries to look as creepy as possible. Sus af. Always.

Jessica & Ashley- Black and white in association with duel colours. Plague doctor masks in association with cults. Don't ask me which is which.

Phew. Congrats if you got to here. This is dumb but real fun. Hope you enjoyed this little analysis.

#pitch perfect #The bellas #pp3meme #tusertheresa #explanations under read more #unnecessary but if youd like #analysis #yes another among us au AND WHAT #some may have meanings but some are a lil random #i tried to think about it a LITTLE #pp3 #among us #among us au #~Mine~Art~ #hey if you read the explanations can you tell i hate writing #i was distracted so many times because of taylor swift #omfg please ignore that #some of them just dont have a lot of character in the movies so i cross them with the actresses #man i spent like an hour editing this jesus #dang the work was worth it this was fun #rip denise

[volturialice]

okay Im dumb af, and I cant tell the difference between felix and demetri, I know one is tall and one small, but also like. personality wise??

lol you're not dumb! they're background characters who only get a few lines of description each, it's easy to miss if you're not specifically lookin for it

I tend to think of them as Felix = Evil Emmett and Demetri = Backstory Guy™

felix is "the big one" and he's the one who also seems most playful, winking at bella and flirting with gianna and such. he also has no fancy extra superpower gift, so. even MORE of an emmett foil that way. I think his backstory in the guide is that he was a gladiator or something which is fun

demetri is the one with the tracking superpowers which make him a major threat—in BD bella and edward were determined to kill him so he couldn't go after jacob and tresemmé. demetri's backstory is that he was "recruited" (chelsea-mind-control kidnapped) away from amun's coven. character-wise, I can't remember if this is book canon or comes from the movie actor but he presents as more of a debonair, snobby playboy type, a bit more of a jerkass than felix (which is why he was perfectly suited to be the minor antagonist in my fic lol)

#asks #anonymous #some sewer goblins #felix #demetri #just a lil shameless plug

[wickedgamesoyaoya]

So I’ve been seeing a lot of people shipping their mutuals lately but I haven’t seen you do it yet even though you have so many friends on here, I was wondering if you have your own ships for yours 👀

Hii. Omg this sounds fun! I’ll give it a crack >:) I’m gonna focus on my active mutuals, since a bunch really don’t use tumblr anymore. 

↬ @haikyuufairy x kuroo! this one is pretty obvious since she’s obsessed with him, and I think they would be the cutest nerdy couple ever. if anyone would appreciate her cute voice and face it’s kuroo. plus I know if she was with kuroo, he and I would protect her from everything >:) Jacks protection squad! 

↬ @haikyuusimp91 x oikawa tooru. She needs someone who would be her number one fan, and that would be oikawa! he’s also insecure sometimes, so I feel like he would know how to sooth her insecurities when they arise! plus with him he would compliment her all the time and I AM HERE FOR THAT. he and I would double team until she learned how to accept our compliments! >:) 

↬ @aquariarose x akaashi. idk, I just think my cute little baby needs a softie like akaashi. they would be the sweetest most doting couple ever. you know those couples in shoujo mangas - that’s them. yes. plus my baby needs a man who treats her like the gold she is!! akaashi can see people for who they really are, so I think he would appreciate her. 

↬ @amberalisa x kenma! the two of them would play games together, and become famous af. I can see it. plus I think kenma would be perfect for them, in that they both seem relatively calm and mentally collected. Their personalities would mesh really well, and I doubt they would have many problems. overall, they would be like my comfort ship lmao 

↬ @newfriendjen x ennoshita! I 100% know he would keep Jen happy, and he seems like the type to want a family. ;-; <3 PLUS he would keep her healthy, some on, mans is smart. also he’s actually very passionate?? and Jen is passionate too so you add them together and get the purest of love!!  

↬ @chibishae34 x Noya! I’m not saying this bc he is her fave, it’s because they would be an unstoppable duo!! Shae is so fucking adorable, and I think Noya’s energy would keep her happy. :’) 

↬ @chaichai-the-weeb x tendou. this couple would be chaotic as fuck, but it would also be filled with loads of love. tbh tho chai would be the wild one between them, I feel like tendou would be the calmer one HAHAH 

↬ @seijurosempress x Akashi (KnB). I know Kise is her best boi but she has major queen vibes and who else would be better for her?? I know he would take care of her low maintenance ass beyond her expectations. I could imagine them ruling the world lmfao 

↬ @yourstarvic x suna. I dunno, I think her highkey crazy dumb bish energy would work wonderfully with his low energy, bored but easily amused ass. LMAO. She would 100% make him smile all the time and I feel like he would enjoy her crazy thoughts!! I mean she would just be rambling while he laughs BUT THAT IS CUTE. yes. I ship.   

↬ @bloody-bella x kazunari takao. bet you didn’t see that name coming! I think she would do well with a loud person who makes her laugh. plus he would fit into her family so well!! as a family girl, she need someone who just fits and plus he’s hot? funny and hot would be perfect for her. so then she could be her usual self and not act shy like she DOES WITH ME </3 

↬ @aircorumble x yuji itadori. I know she’s thinking wtf? but listen. She puts everyone else before herself way too much. She’s similar to yuji in that sense!! I just think he would take care of her and I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE THAT. if she’s really opposed to him, I’d say sugawara for the same reason. She needs someone kind, patient and who understands her. someone who doesn’t make her feel like she’s troubling them. 

↬ @cuddlesslut x iwaizumi. I know I’m writing him like a little shit rn but I know he would be an amazing lover!! that is what she deserves, honestly. someone who puts her needs first and makes her feel like she is the only one in the world. yes. I SHIP IT. I would have said oikawa but idk if that man could love anyone more than volleyball lmfao so that’s why I went with Iwaizumi. She deserve to be number one! 

↬ @missalienqueen x atsumu. why would I not ship this?? Laura has a huge heart, and she would love atsumu the way he deserves! And he would love her/treat her like the queen she is. plus I think their personalities would work. also, atsumu is lowkey a huge softie too, so I mean, you guys would be so cute ;-; like real life couple goals 

↬ @dreamstormings x futakuchi. from what I have gathered through our interactions, I 100% think they are the type of person he needs lmao. They would keep this man in check and make him a better person. I FIRMLY BELIEVE THIS. I don’t think just anyone could make a healthy relationship with him lmao but they are special. 

#Jan's playing games ~ #New tag unlocked lmao