#but also if you're interested in these plz do talk to me

[champagnefountains]

Oh my goodness your Lucifer fic is SO cute! You write him very well! (Exited for possible pt 2) I was wondering since your requests are open if you'd be willing to write something for either Lucifer or Alastor (or possibly both) with a short shy/anxious reader? Super fluffy plz if possible and you're interested!

Hi Anon! Thanks so much for your submission. I hope you'll enjoy what I came up with! I had fun with this one (it got me giggling and kicking my feet or something...)

Word count: 1.2k words. Kinda got carried away, my bad. Genre: (Tooth-rotting) Fluff. Established relationship. Warning: None.

LUCIFER MAGNE with a shy and short S/O:

Lucifer is quite short himself in comparison to a few demons. But, you? Being shorter than him? God, he’ll think you’re the cutest thing ever (plus, it was a massive ego boost on his part). And your timid nature only adds onto it. 

Expect him to be very touchy with you. There isn’t a second moment where he isn’t clinging onto or hugging you. Out in the public or even at the hotel, his arm would somehow always find its way wrapped around your shoulders or waist. He just wants to keep you close to him as much as possible, since you just seem to fit so snug and well in his arms. 

Lucifer loves it so much when you get all shy and flustered around him. His pride just flourishes whenever your face bursts into flames, especially knowing that it was because of him that you’re acting this way. He’ll tease you about it, but not too much because he cares for your poor heart. 

He also knows his million-dollar smile does wonders, so he’ll use it to his advantage. He’ll strike a smile or smirk at you out of nowhere when you would meet eyes, and he’ll revel in the way you’d melt so easily under his gaze. Though, it would be the same for him – his heart would burst with that warm-fuzzy feeling whenever you would send one of your precious smiles his way. This man is smitten and will worship you and the floor you walk on.

Is also super, super supportive of you whenever you get anxious – will do anything in his will to help distract you or alleviate any of your worries, whether it be just holding your hand, talking some nonsense to fill in the silence, or even flying you around to get some fresh air. He'll probably even have a duck-shaped stress ball for you to use whenever you get a bit fidgety.

Additional things I think Lucifer would do: he would give you a lot of forehead/head kisses; HE WOULD TOTALLY SET YOU DOWN ON A COUNTERTOP OR HIS DESK AND KISS YOU FR, OR HE'LL DO SO WHILST CARRY YOU WITH YOUR LEGS STRADDLING HIS WAIST I need self-control; he will shamelessly rant about how adorable you are in front of the others, even if they're all sick of it, 'cause he's just so proud to be your partner!

Lucifer found himself silently admiring you while you were all snuggled up against his chest. After another successful hard day's work, you spent the remainder of the night watching a couple movies together at the hotel’s lounge area.

Noticing a pair of eyes on your figure, you crane your neck up and with a small tilt of your head, you stare back at him in question.

The King suddenly felt his chest swell with so much love and affection for you. You didn’t even know how adorable you looked in his arms right now. Without warning, Lucifer dipped down and pressed his lips against yours, swallowing the surprised yelp that escaped your lips.

As you parted ways, Lucifer grinned widely as your cheeks noticeably began to redden. “W-What was that for?” You pouted.

“Sorry angel, but I just couldn't help it! You looked too cute – I couldn’t not kiss you then.” He stated matter-of-factly. He then leaned once again to press multiple pecks across your face – one on your forehead, on both your cheeks and another lingering one on your lips.

The out-of-the-blue affection had you swiftly burying your face into his chest, a poor attempt made to hide your embarrassment. You could only grumble in defeat as you felt the way his chest shook as he chuckled aloud, evidently amused by your flustered state.

ALASTOR with a short and shy S/O:

Not gonna lie, this man will be so annoying but in an endearing way.

Alastor would tease you endlessly about your height, since the difference would be quite significant – it usually consists of him resting an elbow or his arms on the crown of your head, leaning onto you like you were some sort of personal arm-rest. He personally finds it quite amusing, like a joke that never gets tired. 

Since he isn’t really a huge fan of PDA, he would often give you head-pats. It’s a small, simple gesture but it’s his way of showing affection out in public. He would also often have your arms looped around one of his own whenever you two would walk together, side by side. 

Behind closed doors, I can see him as the type to pull you between his legs, your back pressed against his chest whilst he reads the newspaper or a book in bed. He would then use your head or shoulders to rest his chin on, to peer over you. Sometimes he would even play with your hair, looping them around his fingers whilst he absent-mindedly hums a sweet, little tune. Again, a simple gesture but also very intimate. I'm literally melting just thinking about it. I feel like he would do something similar like this whenever you get anxious – if it helps, he would also make you some tea on the side, and even let you play with his hands/fingers.

Being the huge tease he is, Alastor just loves how shy you get around him. He's the type to say things like: "Dear, do you have a fever? You look a little flushed," or "My, my, your face may be redder than my suit!" just to see you get riled up even more. But if another demon were to talk smack about how shy you were, you will not see them live another day. That's a guarantee.

Additional things I think Alastor would do: he and/or his shadows would help you grab things from high places or would lift you up by the waist for you to grab them; out of pure instinct, he will for sure become extra protective of you; would be the big-spoon in most cases; would tease you by retracting himself using his height whenever you would lean in for a kiss.

Alastor was quick to pick up on a small habit of yours very early on – how you would always hide your smile behind your hands. When he brought it up one day, you sheepishly told him that you were insecure about your smile, which perplexed the deer-demon. 

Just like now, Alastor couldn’t help but raise a brow as you hid your grin behind your palm whilst you chuckled at one of his corny jokes. “Now, now, this won’t do, my dear!” He clicks his tongue, waving a disapproving finger at you, “why must you always hide that gorgeous smile of yours?” 

A blush suddenly breaks out across your cheeks. You unconsciously found yourself looking down, embarrassed by the flattering remark, only for his finger to guide you back up by your chin. He then leans in but stops only centimetres away, his face dangerously close to yours. 

Alastor’s grin only grew wider, seeing how helpless and small you looked – eyes widened like a deer in headlights, and yet filled with anticipation. You looked so, so nervous. And yet, it was so endearing that he wanted nothing more than to scoop you up in his arms. 

“Now, does the ground look much more entertaining than I, dear? I don’t think it can make you smile the way I do.” He teases, his voice intentionally dropping an octave deeper. God, he was going to be the death of you.

#lucifer magne x reader #lucifer morningstar x reader #alastor x reader #hazbin hotel x reader #lucifer magne #lucifer morningstar #alastor #hazbin hotel

[zarla-s]

DUAL GHOST UPDATE COMING IN! Posting this early so you can pick them up before tomorrow, haha. Both Gaster and Temmie have an update! If you already have either of them, you can select "Update" from their right-click menu, hit Ctrl+U when they're the focus, or select "update" from either of their function menus in their left-click menu.

Temmie

EVIL TEM IS HERE!! She appears on April Fools and will do EVIL THINGS!! She should disappear when the day is over, if she doesn't plz let me know. @quonit helped a lot with this, haha.

Fixed her batting downwards pose.

Added back her random roaming dialogue so she'll go for walks more often.

Added dialogue for installing calendar skins, headlines, rss feeds, and general other things.

Gaster

Pastel Gaster can talk to EVIL Temmie on April Fools! He has a lot of new dialogue with her, hehe.

Cleaned up the coding in his surfaces.txt file so he should hopefully load faster.

Removed all his .pna files, so he should have a smaller file size. If you notice something looking weird let me know, I did a quick check but I could've missed something.

Added the undertale balloon so he should install it alongside him. I also updated the balloon to make a few minor changes! You can just get the balloon by itself to get those if you're not interested in Gaster.

Changed the poses for him having a panic attack on the negative route.

Added a small thing to make the brothers' fonts show up more reliably if they weren't before. Maybe.

Added responses for installing calendar skins, headlines, RSS feeds, and other general things.

Let me know if Gaster loads faster! I'm not sure if what I did will speed him up or not but hopefully it will.

[index] [patreon]

#undertale #handplates #gaster #temmie #ukagaka #ukagaster #underfell #fellplates #i love evil temmie #she's so EVIL! #everyone in the underground constantly bullying pastel gaster #he makes it so easy

[allmyloveandyours]

Astrology Observations #2!!!

Hi I'm back with more assumptions and thoughts (i got a lot of them). These are all opinions! Take what resonates! Also I'm not a professional, tell me if I got something wrong :D

Venus in Gemini/Air signs are not flaky (Idk I see a lot of people say this). They're surprisingly loyal, although they may be loyal to people who embody air style qualities rather than them exuding it themselves when it comes to love.

Jupiter opposite Ascendant in your chart can point to a very eccentric person, but they also may have trouble seeing how they actually are, and can have a negative self view, especially with "harsh" (Neptune, Pluto, maybe Mars) planets in 12th house.

Saturn in 11th house can point to achieving your goals later in life/after your Saturn return. With heavy air in the chart, you could've been a wild child.

Cancer Mars natives remind me a lot of car salesmen. They kinda can convince you to buy anything they want, especially if Lilith is in 2nd or 10th house. They can convince you to do anything.

Your close friends may have similar Lilith/your Lilith's get along. Everyone I've been extremely close to also have an Aries Lilith, or something that Lilith would get along with it. Kinda just a fun observation but still. Has anyone else noticed this?

Wherever Neptune is in your chart can tell you where people project onto you, or where you're forgotten the most. For example, Neptune in 4th may have people putting you into positions of Cancer like roles (caring, and supportive), or thinking you have a more than fine family life when you don't, as that area is where you essentially become a mirror.

South Node in Synastry is the coolest thing ever tbh. That's something you immediately feel in your soul. Especially South Node conjunct Mercury. That's your sibling right there. Blood or not.

Celebrities you adore may have the same moon sign/element you.

Singers with Venus in Taurus or Libra have the prettiest voices. Their lyrics either very poetic and powerful of they primary sound expensive or talk a sing a lot about luxuries.

Venus conjunction Midheaven will always be remembered as pretty. ALWAYS. Life and death.

Any planets in 8th house could show what people obsess about over you. For example, Pluto in 8th could have people obsess over your transformations, or try their best to expose you to more taboo things. Whatever the planet rules over normally, it can add a bit of a forceful or darker theme to it. It isn't always intense but it's always interesting when you notice it.

I've been thinking of Placidus vs Whole Sign, since my astrologers use both those, and one of them said that Placidus is more mental and Whole Sign is the world around you, and I have a lil bit of a theory:

Placidus - mental, friends, fans/what people see in you

Whole Sign - first impression, vibes you give off, the house system you look at for results.

They're both accurate, but Whole sign has always been the most accurate when it comes to external results like solar returns and such, and Placidus is kinda how people treat me if that makes sense?

Just a theory I don't know too too much about the difference of their (someone explain maybe plz I'm begging use small words)

Virgo in Lilith could face people nitpicking them for the littlest of things. The house can tell who's doing it/what it's about. Like In 9th people could try to pick at how you study/be classmates, elements of your spiritually/people of the same faith, and attempt to wear you down.

Aspects to your natal Juno can show your "turn ons" and icks when it comes to finding the one. Juno trine Moon could mean you like someone who's open with emotions and can be vulnerable, but square Moon could mean you're not a fan of sappy or dotting people.

Squares in Synastry are my favorite to look at, especially with longer terms relationships. Anything aspects to the ascendant can tell how they first met (in my experience). My favorite scenario was a married couple who met when the husband crashed a friend of the wife's bday party. Squares in sun, Venus, Mars, and Saturn. The wife later said that he stood out like nobody's business, but she liked that 🥺

Juno in Synastry is also something I like looking at with family members. Having a relatives jump conjunct a personal planet is such a warming thing. Like Juno conjunct Moon can mean they're emotionally invested in your well being, or conjunct Jupiter means they may go out of their way to help further education or world view. It's really sweet.

Mars can show where you come off too strong. Mars in 2nd could show you come off too strong when it comes to making money or showing off personally skills. 12th could be you fighting the urge to come off too strong and giving off a ":|" vibe instead.

Ok that's it correct me on stuff if you feel like it idk I like talking to ppl about this stuff

#astrology #astro notes #astrology observations #Jupiter opposite ascendant #Saturn in 11th house #Cancer Mars #Lilith #Neptune in 4th #Synastry #North Node conjunct Mercury #Venus in Taurus #Venus in Libra #Venus conjunct Midheaven #8th house #pluto in the 8th house #Lilith in Virgo #Juno trine Moon #Juno square Moon #Mars in 2nd house #Mars in 12th house

[juno-of-wonderland]

mc/reader is Crowley's biological son

- you don't study at NRC because you were born without magic and your father wanted you to study in a quieter place

- it turns out that he forgot some important papers at home and as you were out of class (you choose the reason) he asked you to bring them

- Already getting used to your father being like this, you get up and go to school

- since you've never been here, you don't know how to get to his office

- you decide to ask someone

Ace Trappola + Deuce Spade

- you decide to ask the redhead in the crowd

- you almost can't because he didn't want to stop talking

- and you were like "man, I just need you to tell me the way to stop asking plz"

- he gives up for a moment and takes you

- You knock on the door and enter.

- "hey dad, here it is" you put the papers on the table while Ace screams scandalized

-" DAD!? You have a child!? You left him?! How can someone like you be a father?!"

- it would be an understatement to say that he got a warning after all the uproar

- you can only laugh and find this guy interesting

- and with that you ask if you can use the canteen, your father allows it

- you ask Ace to be a guide again and promise to answer his every question

- you arrive and he tells everything to Deuce who is also surprised

- He asks if you're okay and if you need to be rescued.

- what makes you laugh a lot

- "I've lived with him for 15 years, I know how to get by" you say wiping away the tears

- conversations with you three vary a lot, which surprises you because you expected more questions

- "pup?" you hear a familiar voice

- you get up and hug him with a smile "hey Uncle Crewel"

-"...please tell me he's not the headmage's brother"

- you like these guys and you're getting their numbers

- Crowley almost passed out when they showed up at your door asking you to come out

- he won't be letting these troublemakers contaminate his crow baby!

Azul Ashengrotto

- a nice guy like him would notice you lost in the crowd, of course, the fact that you don't wear a uniform helps

- he will offer help and you accept it with a smile, saying that you are going to see the director

- this intrigues him and seeing the papers he can deduce that they are for your father

- as they walk he asks what business you are going to do

- you say you just need to deliver the documents and the director takes care of the rest later

- you arrive before he asks anything else

- you knock on the door

- "Dad, I brought the papers"

-...DAD!? Azul is currently motified

- this guy is a father... this guy…

-...anything can happen in this life apparently

- he will try a way to put you in a contract to blackmail your father, but you don't want anything

- a businessman like Azul does not give up easily

- it turned out that you became someone dear to him at the end of things and you even do part-time work at Mostro Lounge!

#twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twst #twst wonderland #twst x reader #twisted wonderland x reader #twst headcanons #ace trappola #ace twst #twst azul #ace x reader #ace trapolla x reader #azul headcanons #azul x reader #azul twisted wonderland #disney twst #deuce spade #deuce twst

[snowbunnywatching]

My Christmas present from my sister was dance lessons for us both in a nearby city which is kinda cool cos we've talked about it for years. I googled the place we're going to and they do the Latin dances like salsa and rhumba but they also do kizomba and bachata. Their Facebook page looks like mainly Black couples or Black men and white girls and there's some very sensual dances. Like borderline indecent lol. The part of me that likes your blog is really excited and the other part is like guilty because I have a bf (who is very white and has no interest in dancing, like at all). Plz can you talk me out of asking my sister to take her (single) best friend instead? I've read your blog long enough to know you'll have some good arguments for just going for it and enjoying the experience!

Stop being silly. It's a gift from your sister. It would be rude to turn it down.

Turning it down would be suspicious. I mean, it's not like you would turn it down if the dance partners had been white, right?

I'm sure your boyfriend would enjoy some time to himself as well.

You deserve to have some fun. You're second-guessing your way out of a fun (and totally innocent) experience.

[mysecretlittlelibrary]

can you make one with matt murdock where they're good friends but one night they're drinking and having fun and then the reader kiss him but when they making out he ends up saying someone else name and the reader leaves, later on they talk and reader apologizes for misreading their relationship and continue to be friends but theres tension in it until bradley finally admits that he likes her and he try to make up for all the time lost

~Friends Don't Treat Me Like You Do~

Pairing: Matt Murdock x Reader

Word Count: 3k

Warnings: none really, embarrassment?? Alcohol consumption, mentions of injuries (nothing major)

Genre: mostly fluff very minor angst

Summary: You've had a crush on your friend for a very long time and when you finally make your move it goes terribly wrong; And that's why friends should sleep in other beds // and friends shouldn't kiss me like you do ... // my friends won't love me like you - Friends by Ed Sheeran

A/N: I know it's a typo of some sort but it's sending me to the moon that the name Bradley is jus thrown into this ask cuz I can't even figure out what it's replacing lmaoooo anyway thank you for requesting! I hope you like it anon! :3 (also I didn't edit this plz be nice)

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Your friendship with Matt Murdock is in some ways rather unconventional. You've been friends for many years, but these days most of your interactions consist of him stumbling over to your apartment at odd hours covered in bruises you don't ask about- not because you don't want to know but because you're pretty certain you've guessed it and you're not sure what acknowledging it would mean. So you don't ask, instead, you give him food, and tend to his wounds, and talk to him about whatever comes to mind until he inevitably falls asleep on your couch for a few hours and sneaks out early enough to go back to his place for his day job as a defense attorney with his two friends. Both of whom you'd consider friends- although not nearly as close as you are with Matt.

Tonight Matt's invited you over to his place. Apparently, he's been feeling a bit guilty that most of the time you've spent together in recent days has been just him coming over in the middle of the night. As if you'd ever actually be annoyed with taking care of your friend. Your friend you feel for more than he can ever know. Still, he insisted you come over for dinner so you did, he ordered your favorite from a takeout place near his place and now you're eating and drinking wine you brought along with you. Well, you're drinking wine, Matt's been helping himself to the beers filling his fridge.

"Whenever you come over I do all that talking Matty so today you can do the talking this time. Tell me what you've been getting up to lately." You tell him once you've covered asking each other how your day was.

"I don't do anything interesting y/n- I go to work, spend all day reading or writing lengthy opening statements or discussing things with Foggy and our clients until ungodly hours according to Karen. Sometimes they drag me out to Josie's but- there's really nothing I 'get up to' and you know that."

"Why do you do that?" You frown.

"What?"

"Make yourself seem so dull when you're not."

"Excuse me?"

"I've known you for a long time Matt and I can't think of single period of our lives where you had nothing interesting going on and yet you always talk about yourself as if you're the color beige personified. It's like you're worried that if people think you're too interesting they'll," you trail for a moment "find out something."

"What does that mean?"

"Nothing in particular. You're just way more interesting than you want people to think. For some reason."

"And what about you?"

"What about me?"

"You're not exactly an open book either."

"You got something to ask me about Matty?"

"No." He shakes his head. You stare at him for a long moment.

"We should play a game!" You announce.

"I don't really- have games?" Matt says.

"There are tons of games that don't require having anything Matt we just have to pick one."

"Like what?"

"We can play 20 questions- the right way, last letter first letter, I'm not a fan of Ghost but we can do that too, or word replacement- to name a few."

"I'm- not familiar with those besides 20 questions?"

"Well, last letter first letter you pick a category and we name items except the last letter of one item has to be the first letter of the next one so like if we're naming office supplies and I say stapler you'd say something like ruler. And Ghost is a spelling game, kinda like hot potato meets Horse the basketball game- so like you take turns spelling a word and you don't wanna be the one who finishes the word- if you do then you get a letter from the word ghost- first person to finish ghost loses. And then word replacement is just a silly game where you pick a movie or show title and change one of the words to the silliest thing you can think of." You explain quickly.

"Let's do the title one. Requires the least amount of thinking and I don't have to compete with you." He says.

"Then I'll start. Fast and Constipated." You giggle.

"Fast and Constipated!?" Matt's laugh is incredulous.

"Yeah, fast and furious but not so fun."

"Okay um- John Tucker Must... Juggle."

"That's way less fun than him dying." You laugh.

"True."

"What a Chupacabra wants."

"Goats- obviously."

"Shut up." You giggle.

"Now you- resent me 2."

"Oh that's- why would you say that?" You chuckle.

"I dunno I'm too drunk to think of movies." He mutters.

"All I've got are rom-coms in my head and those titles are not nearly as fun to fuck with. Two weeks- paleontologist?" 

"Paleontologist!? What movie was that even supposed to be?"

"Two weeks notice. Duh."

"I don't think I know that one." He frowns.

"It's about a woman who ends up working as the PA for some rich businessman when she tries to protest something he's trying to build- I forget the details but he turns out to be a giant useless manchild and when he disrupts her personal life for something frivolous she tries to quit but somehow they fall in love or whatever. It's been a while since I've watched it honestly." You shrug.

"Rom-coms are such a curious collection of movies."

"True but that one is pretty average compared to some others I've seen."

"Do you watch a lot of them?"

"I like to laugh at them mostly." You say. "You know what's a weird one? The Notebook."

"Is that not like- a classic?"

"I mean yeah but like the guy gets the girl to go on a date with him by dangling off of a moving ferris wheel."

"And that works?"

"Somehow! I mean I guess she didn't wanna feel responsible for him dropping himself off the wheel in front of an audience but I dunno it seems like he was just looking for reasons to die in that movie." You explain. "Although I never finished that movie maybe he does die. Except then it wouldn't be a rom-com I guess. It would be more tragedy, like in the Shakespearean sense."

"You are always somewhere else." Matt laughs.

"Not always! Oh! I brought that CD you wanted to borrow. We should play it." You sit up suddenly and grab your backpack.

"Are you sure all you've had is that bottle of wine?" Matt asks sitting up slowly from where he's laying on the floor.

"Where's your player?" You ignore his question.

"Should be in the bookcase." He waves absentmindedly.

"Do you want another beer while I'm up?" You ask walking over to the radio to pop the CD.

"Nah. I'm good thanks." He says. Music fills the apartment, and you can't help but sing along to the upbeat tune from Matt's CD player. You dance, well mostly spin, around the apartment giggling as you go.

"Are you dancing?" Matt turns towards you with a smile on his face although you're not looking at him.

"Of course I am- I love this song. Do you wanna dance with me?" You ask walking towards him, still dancing but less now so you can get where you're going.

"No no- I'll leave the dancing to you." Matt says before you make it all the way over to where he's sitting on the floor.

"Suit yourself." You shrug but when you attempt to change directions you trip on your backpack still on the floor and go tumbling towards the ground. Matt moves quicker than you'd expect for a blind guy off several beers but his arms shoot out and yank you towards him before your head hits the hardwood.

"Careful y/n." He says softly as he settles you into his lap.

"Do I need to be if you're here?" You joke smiling at him as you toss your arms over his shoulders.

"Y/n-" Matt's tone is warning in a way only he could get away with using on you.

"Relax Matty, I know to look after myself." You say quietly. Matt frowns slightly as if he's going to protest, but you don't let him get the words out. Alcohol coursing through your system, you seize the opportunity of his closeness and kiss him before you can talk yourself out of it. Matt lets out a noise of surprise, he heard your heart rate spike sure but he couldn't have guessed this was why. His lips move against yours for a second before something catches his attention and he's gasping out a name. Except, it's not your name.

"Karen." He breathes and it reaches your ears like a bucket of ice water dumped on your head. You jerk back suddenly.

"Oh my god-" You say scrambling out of his lap. "I- I am so sorry. I'm gonna go." You grab your bag and b-line it for the exit before Matt can even get to his feet.

"H-hang on a second y/n I-"

"I'll- I'll see you around Matt." You force yourself to say before leaving his apartment. You feel sharper than the amount of wine you've had should allow as you walk the few blocks to your place. Only once you're back in the safety of your own home do you let yourself wallow over how absolutely embarrassing that was. You might have just ruined one of the most important relationships in your life only for him to call out for another girl. You stumble into the shower in hopes of washing away some of the embarrassment you feel, or at the very least distracting yourself enough that you can shelf it and get some sleep. You spend hours tossing and replaying the moment excruciatingly but eventually, exhausting wins out and you do fall asleep. The next couple of days you pretty much ignore Matt's calls and texts. You really bury yourself in work to avoid dwelling on that awful night but you know you can't dodge him forever. Evidently, two days is as much as Matt's willing to give you to do so because on day 3 of avoidance he comes knocking at your door late at night as he sometimes does.

"Look- I know you've been avoiding me and all but-"

"Whatever you're gonna say Matt no need. I'm sorry I overstepped, I- I totally misread things the other night but hey- alcohol will do that sometimes. I'm sorry. We're good though. I'm good. I just needed a minute to lick my wounds of embarrassment. Everything's fine. Come on let's see the damage tonight hm?" You lead him into your apartment ignoring the confused look on his face. You let yourself settle back into your routine with him, patching him up, giving him food, getting him up to speed on the last couple of days of your life, telling stories, and just talking until he falls asleep on your couch. You're determined to shake this stupid crush of yours off and go back to the way things have always been between you. And if you're gonna shake this crush step one is putting yourself out there. Which you do, and for the next few weeks you find yourself on dates almost every night. Tonight's date is going surprisingly well all things considered. He'd planned to take you somewhere that ended up being closed after a freak accident the other day that he didn't know about. It was around the corner from Josie's so you brought him here instead and the conversation has been well worth it- even in a place like this. The one downside is that it's Friday and Foggy and Karen usually drag Matt here for drinks on Friday. You had hoped they'd skip out on that tonight but you of course could only be so lucky. When the bell over the door rings and you turn to see Karen leading Matt into the bar with Foggy behind them you almost want to groan. Dating has been nice but seeing Karen and Matt so close is like picking a scab. You turn back to your date with a smile, intent on ignoring the trio, except of course it couldn't be that simple.

"Oh my gosh! Y/n! Hey!" Karen beams at you.

"Karen! Hi! Foggy, Matt, good to see you all." You smile.

"You didn't tell us you'd be here tonight." She says.

"Well I didn't plan on it otherwise of course I'd have let you know." You tell her. "James this is Karen and that's Foggy and Matt. They're friends of mine. They all work together we've- kind of crashed their spot tonight." You tell your date.

"Oh! Well, any friend of yours is a friend of mine. Nice to meet y'all." James shakes each of their hands. "Did you guys- wanna join us? Since it's pretty crowded in here you might not find another table."

"That's so nice of you James!" Karen says. Very nice indeed.

"I'll track down some chairs." Foggy says. You shift your seat closer to James to make room at the table since apparently they'll be joining you. You try not to pay too much attention to Matt's silence as everyone settles around the table.

"So y/n, you told James how we know you but you didn't mention how you know James. Are you guys work colleagues or something?"

"We have a mutual friend that set us up." James offers.

"Oh my gosh! We're crashing a date?! Why didn't you say so?" Karen shakes her head.

"No no no don't even worry about it, we've been here a couple of hours already. I invited you to sit with us so the night could go on." He says.

"Asking me, also would have worked." You smile.

"You guys are just the cutest." Karen sighs.

"I'm guessing this is a first date since- y/n's never mentioned you before." Matt says.

"It is. Not that I have to tell you about every guy I see." You say.

"You tell me everything." He scoffs.

"That's not true and even if it were that doesn't change the fact that I don't have to."

"So you keep things from me?"

"Am I missing something?" James chuckles.

"Matt and y/n have been friends since they were teenagers. They fight like they're siblings sometimes." Foggy explains.

"Sorry about that James. Matt's just-"

"Like a brother- I get it. I have siblings so I definitely know what it's like." He nods.

"Exactly." You smile.

"Like a brother." Matt quirks an eyebrow at you.

"As good a way as any to describe us." You nod. Matt hums and raises his glass to his lips without another word. The five of you sit and talk over drinks for another hour before you're ready to leave and James is happy to walk you out.

"I had a lot of fun tonight." He tells you.

"Even with the date crashers?" You ask with a goofy grimace.

"Heck yeah! Your friends are great." He laughs. "Next time I'll have my friends crash us. How about that?"

"Next time?"

"If you're willing. I'd really like to see you again."

"I- I'd like that." You nod.

"Cool. I'll- start coming up with second date ideas."

"Hopefully this time the place you pick doesn't impromptu have an incident." You laugh.

"I will quadruple check." He tells you. When you reach your block, but not your building, you stop and turn to him.

"Sounds good. I'll see you around James." You smile. He leans forward and kisses your cheek softly.

"Goodnight y/n." He says and walks away. You make it up to your apartment, kick off your shoes, and take a long shower. You enjoyed talking to James and you actually are interested in seeing him again for sure. Soon you're showered and pajamaed and pretty much ready for bed but before you can flop into it there's a knock at your door. Who could be knocking on your door right now? A quick check shows you it's Matt standing in your hallway.

"Matthew?" You open the door with a frown.

"What the hell are you doing?"

"Well- right now I'm wondering what you're doing in my apartment."

"Like a brother to you?! Seriously? Last time I checked most people don't make out with their brothers."

"Depends on where you are I suppose." You shrug. "But regardless Matt that was a mistake we both know that." You shake your head.

"A mistake? Is that how you feel about it?"

"How I- I'm sorry did you forget calling out Karen's name while I was kissing you?! Cuz I've been trying to so if you've got tips to share on how that'd be great."

"Goddammit y/n." He sighs dropping his head.

"Matt you really should go. I know you worry or whatever but- James is, nice and it's late I'd like to go to bed."

"Screw James." Matt scoffs.

"Um- it was only our first date- you're skipping a few steps."

"That is not what I- it's like you do this on purpose."

"What are you doing here Matt?" You sigh. 

"I don't like you dating him. I don't like you dating anyone for that matter. How could you kiss me like that and just... move on like nothing?"

"I dunno it's pretty easy when you call me the wrong name." You say.

"That was not what you think."

"I'm sure."

"It wasn't y/n. I'm serious. I could-" Matt stops and lets out a breath. "I'm Daredevil." He says.

"I know." You nod.

"What? You know?"

"You come in here at the witching hour every few days covered in bruises Matt how many explanations could there possibly be for that?" You roll your eyes.

"You never asked."

"I figured you'd tell me when you were ready." You shrug. "Why tell me now?"

"Since I can't see- my other senses make up for the loss. They're like- very developed. I heard Karen scream somewhere in Hell's Kitchen, she sounded like she was in trouble that's- that's why I called out her name. I thought maybe one of Daredevil's many enemies managed to connect her to me. It wouldn't be the first time, I'm always listening for her and Foggy these days and I just-"

"Well was she in danger?" You ask.

"Nightmare." He mutters. "But by the time I pieced that together you were gone."

"Of course I was. Having a man say someone else's name when you kiss him is not something that encourages-" Matt cuts off your snarky remark by cupping your face in his hands and kissing you. You react quickly, kissing him back, your hands wrapping around his wrists. By the time you pull away from him, you're breathing heavily.

"I'm in love with you. I have been for as long as I can remember. I'm sorry I wasn't clear about it." He says.

"Oh."

"Oh?"

"Well in my defense I've spent the last few weeks trying to get over you-" Matt kisses you again, hard, possessive, fiery.

"Don't." He says.

"Obviously." You grab the collar of his shirt and kiss him again. You spent years thinking you'd never get to kiss him, now that you know the truth you fully intend to take advantage and Matt has years of pining he wants to make up for.

***

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[rainthespiritual]

pt 1 , pt 2

Pre-death Tate Langdon fic PART TWO

btw some trigger warnings for the series as a whole are deffinetly: drug abuse, depression, suicide, and topics similar to that even if they don't show up in this specific part THEY WILL EVENTUALLY so I just want yall to be warned ty

TRIGGER WARNING : Tate langdon is a tw tbh and American horror story in general, smoking, talk of abusive dad and family slightly(it'll be talked abt more in other parts), angst, this part is more tame that the other parts will be, and alot of talk on bullying and angsty teen bullshit yk the drill

summery: Tate invited you to his house and talked to you about wanting to be friends again!

sorry if this is bad I didn't get to edit it cuz im using my phone PLZ ENJOY LETS GET INTO IT YUH

"Meet me here again tommorow, same time."

His words have been repeating in your head since yesterday. I mean yeah almost being caught by a teacher scared you shitless... and you didn't want it to happen again but it seemed almost worth it. the way he makes you feel is worth it. I mean this is the most validated you've felt in months.

You are pulled back to reality, to the smell of musty books and to the sound of the library, "___ you aren't listening again." sighing at your so called friend. you almost snap at her but she continues before you can knowing she now has your attention again. the sound of a distant clock ticking puts you more at ease as you try not to get too deppressed. The library is usually a nice safe space for you but sometimes you are followed, but you just have to deal with it. she goes on for a while before saying something that actually causes you to look up at her,

"Do you see that guy staring at me." she waves her head and your eyes meet Tates. he's sitting down at a distant table with a book in his hands but it's clear he isn't reading it. He smiles when you notice him and its also clear he isn't looking at your friend. He's staring at you.

"Yeah I do Heather.." you break eye contact with him hoping the hotness you feel in your cheeks isn't them turning red. Tate also stops looking in your direction and his attention goes to the book.

"I mean he's cute but he's all quiet and weird, ya know? ..kinda like you." she smiles as you sigh. you aren't quiet she just won't let you get a word in. You look back to the table where Tate was at but he is gone, you look around wondering if he was still in the library but there is no sign of him. not even the book he was reading, he must have taken it. it is common for kids at your school to take books to the tables and leave them if they weren't interested or more likely if they were just trying to seem busy. Tho it being frowned upon it happens quite alot.

"I've gotta go." You gather your things and start to stand.

"..where do you have to go?" Heather your friend scoffs slightly thinking you have nothing better to do.

"I've gotta go to the bathroom actually so.. And class is starting soon, see ya." with that you leave almost as fast as you did yesterday, mostly to avoid more questioning and bitching.

It almost being time to meet Tate you make your way to the bathroom you both were at yesterday. its pretty early but it's nice to have some thinking time. you stare at the door listening making sure no one is coming your way. you'd get questioned deffinetly, especially class starting so soon.. you fidget waiting for the bell to ring but it feels like time is going by way slower than it is. After thinking for a while and the bell not ringing still you decide to go in early, I mean maybe no one's in there? like Tate said almost no one ever comes this way. or maybe Tates there early too? maybe that's why he left the library so soon..

"Tate..?" you walk in slowly praying no one other than Tate is in this bathroom. You cautiously have your eyes closed just incase.

"___?.. You're early, hey." you open your eyes to find a nervous looking Tate.

"Hey yeah I am... is- is that okay, or?" you take a deep breath, the bathroom smells like harsh chemicals and it slightly irritates your nose. "Yeah no its fine, just surprised me is all." what he says makes you feel better and you look up to see him smiling at you, his eyes are red and watery and hes repeatedly wiping his nose.

"is there anything wrong?" you ask genuinely concerned. You seem to notice a wave of sadness on his face, or maybe it was just the smell of this bathroom you felt it irritating your eyes so maybe the same was happening to him? or maybe he was sad, he did tend to look sad. remembering all the small times you looked at him in the halls or at him if he was in the same room as you, he was sad. or atleast not smiling.

"Nothing at all, now that you're here." he walks closer to you, looking down at you.

"me? what do you mean?" you knew exactly what he meant, it just felt so surreal that this tall blonde good smelling guy that just so happened to go to school with you they you also used to be friends with could say this. I mean who would have known. all the boys you were used to interacting with never payed that kind of attention to you.

"I just mean I'm glad you're here. what else would I mean?" you smile again enjoying him saying these things. the validation you felt made you feel great, and he knew exactly what to do to make you feel special. not to say he was lying or anything, he wasn't. His confidence radiated off of him and he knew just what to say.

"well you could mean alot of things." he smirks at your response before pausing.

"Here, sit with me again." He climbs up on the sinks, making sure they aren't wet with his sleeve first. you notice a brownish red stain on his sleeve and decide whether ot not to bring it up. you choose to ignore it climbing up next to him. you take a deep breath noticing how your nose is now used to the harsh chemical smell that is all around the both of you.

"I'm surprised you came," he states looking into your eyes, a weird wave of guilt builds up in your stomach remembering how well you two got along. you truly regret not talking to him and hope you can make up for all the time you two have lost together.

" you know... I think about you all the time." he pushes a section of your hair behind your ear, admiring your face again.

you smile wider at him focusing on his pretty brown eyes. They are so dark and mysterious its not even funny. you also take notice of how dark his undereyes are, he must be tired.

"Is that why you were looking at me earlier? " you nervously smirk watching as he gets up off the counter to stand infront of you.

"we should go to my house." he places his arms on the counter making it so he is looking down on you slightly.

"your house?" you gulp.

"yep, my house," he nods, "we'd have fun I swear. I mean no one's even home." this catches you off guard. I mean a boy inviting you to his house was the last thing you expected to happen. Especially at school, a boy is not only inviting you to his house hes inviting you to ditch school with him at his house.. while no one's home.

"Sure, fuck it!" He leaves first making sure no one is around, you sneak out thanking God no one is around. and somehow you guys make it out without being caught. He leads you and you start to get nervous.

"is- is your house close or?" you gulp feeling a tad bit guilty. You've never missed school on purpose before.

"Actually I was thinking of going somewhere first.." he smirks and puts his hand around your shoulders.

"oh.. where?" the ideas of where he could bring you excited you slightly. The air was clear and the sun was hiding behind some clouds. its a gloomy day yet you were glad you were getting to spend it with Tate, something about him hypnotized you and made you feel ways you never felt before.

"The beach, trust me it's cool. especially on days like this.." he smirks more putting your hand in his, his warm soft touch made you blush. You never felt this way about anyone, he made you feel special.

You both walk in silence just enjoying eachothers company until you make it to the beach. You both sat in the sand admiring the ocean and the gloomy sky.

"do you play hookey alot?" you ask smiling already knowing he often does, you just didn't know what else to say.

"just when I get bored, or sad I guess.. I like to come here, y'know when everything gets too much? I come here.." he sighs looking off into the sea, his eyes are shining with the water and you can't help but to admire his beauty.

"No, I totally get that. I get sad alot too, thats why I go to the library. Usually no one follows me." he frowns looking away in the distance making you unable to look in his eyes anymore.

"y'know.. I don't get why you hang out with those assholes, it's clear they give zero shits about you. all they care about is themselves, even I can tell you that." you frown along with him, you want to tell him off but you can't bring yourself to because in the end... he's right. they don't and never cared about you. they never listen to you about your problems or your feelings. It's always about them them them.

"I know.. that's exactly how it is.. but I have no one else, I'm too scared to be alone." you open up a bit to him about how you feel hoping he will actually listen.

"you wouldn't be alone ___, I'd hang out with you. I mean trust me I'm cooler than all those bitches combined!" he laughs knowing he made you smile.

"then I guess I won't be hanging around them anymore. I got you now." you both smile walking the rest of the way to his house, talking about your past and goofing off.

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[mikeysbabygirl]

For ur last post mr ran haitani plz 🙏🙏🙏🙏

𝑹𝒂𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒊 : ( NSFW headcanons)

I assume you're talking about Tenjiku Ran right ?

Ran gives so much attention to his appearance, it is indeed a fact.

This man is an aesthetic king. With his hair often perfectly styled, authentic clothes that he knows no other one in town would wear, and a charming smile up his sleeve, many see him as a womanizer, a panties collector.

He truly has been, at a certain point of life.

But now, Ran is twenty one, wearing the curse of a hundred girls tears, and he thinks he might have found a good place to stop.

I see him as a man of challenge, and what firstly got him obsessed by you was your unimpressed ways when it comes to him. Either were you only playing the hard to get, or were you really not interested in him, his new neighbor got him thinking very often about her.

I also see him as the type to start a friends with benefits type of relationship. When you finally give in to his attempt into sleeping with you, you don't forget to tell him you have no intention into getting involved in his gang shits, which he really thinks is good since he doesn't do very well with serious relationships.

Or he thinks so.

Because as soon as your "friend" Ran sees you hanging out with some other guy, he starts giving you the silent treatment.

And it is very obvious that he wants to talk to you, from the center of the room at the party, manspreading on the couch with a joint on his mouth, his gaze doesn't leave you. But he would just ignore you whenever you try talking to him, and you think you got the perfect way to break his composure. The nude you snapped from the bathroom mirror got him looking for you as soon as you pressed send.

But Ran is not the type to just fuck you in a stranger's bathroom, he thinks it is unworthy of him, and well, of you too.

He would rather take you home, no matter how hard it is just not to smash his lips against yours. He just appreciates feeling his cock aching for you.

Just like now that he got you spread on his bed, but Ran likes to take his time, kissing every inch of your skin and undoing every damn tie of your lingerie, unbothered by your whining.

- " Ain't ya cute now? So needy for my dick. "

Ran likes the contrast between his big calloused hands and your soft skin, he likes to just rest his hand on your clothed pussy, knowing he would not move an inch and let you ride his hand, desperately chasing some friction.

-" now now what if I said you ain't coming tonight, hm ?" His smirk widens when you try pressing yourself against his hand. " You really got on daddy's nerves, acting all smart 'round that guy. Think i might just let my princess get off on my hand, yeah ?"

Though he perfectly knows he can't, from the moment you sent that picture to now, feeling your wet spot against his hand, his desire never stopped growing.

Yet Ran wants you to understand no one could replace him, Ran wants you to beg for his dick, and he isn't planning on giving up any sooner.

The moment he sinks inside you, after denying you multiple orgasms feels like heaven to him. His head finds your face, placing teasing kisses on your jaw, his hair tickling your neck constantly.

-" So wet for me... Like my perfect bitch, ain't you now, angel ? M'princess, yes you are... my fucking good girl. "

Speaking in terms of nudes, this is a must in Ran's language. But the way he likes them is kinda... Special.

-" Jus' one, for when I'm missing my baby. For me ? Is my princess gon' lemme take a pic ?"

He knows you will. Because he is the devil, chosing the worst state you could be, right after reaching your high where you can't think properly, to take a picture of you.

His phone is full of pictures like that. And he truly thinks you are art.

You are his art, with his cum on your tits because he likes how it covers your nipples, because he finds it just too enticing to get off to your body when it is marked by him.

He likes the most when you are mad at him. No, Ran would not apologize for what he had done to that guy like a mentally stable human being. He would rather take his phone, open the camera and-

Your eyes widen as soon as you open the video you received from him. From the periphery of the camera, you could see his lips parted open, panting slightly, while the center of the screen shows his perfect length, his thumb drawing circles over his pink, leaking tip.

-" Shit, look what you making me do, love... What a shame- ya could've been the one riding this cock. Could've been the one I'm cumming on..."

Everything about this man is a work of art, even his breathless, lustful voice. The heat rushes fastly between your legs, as soon as the video comes to its end, and your thighs insidiously start squeezing against each other-

Another text of him had your eyes widening.

- Already dumb for my cock? Forgetting I'm your neighbor? Can see those thighs rubbing like a slut's. Just say the word, babes, and you'll have my fingers playing with that lil pussy.

Ah yes, Ran Haitani always wins.

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[valentine-writes]

hiii would love to see anything about miguel or spot!! if it’s not too much trouble!

in a good way.

「 tws + notes: no tws, unedited, might be ooc, almost all fluff, ok maybe a little angst but nothing crazy, pining becuz im a sucker for the chase, they are Yearning 」

「 gn!reader, can be platonic or romantic <3 」

↳ ft. miguel o'hara/spider-man 2099 and the spot/johnathan ohnn

author's note: I LOVE U ANON!! IT IZ NO TROUBLE AT ALL!! i hope these suffice,, plz 4give me if miguel's part is lackin just a bit!! im workin on writing him more accurately (*ﾉε｀*) <3 and y'all ATE UPPP the hcs for the spot last time so,, i hope y'all end up liking these too!! (also psstt,, usually i take into acc reader's personality here but since nothing specifically was requested, i'll try to keep it vague! sorry if certain parts aren't what you'd like!!)

MIGUEL O' HARA headcanons:

"i didn't know i was capable of being happy right now / but you showed me how"

▸ he's already lost,, a lot. this man is someone who had lost everything he had ever loved in pursuit of keeping it with him

so when he finds himself growing attached to you?? he feels like it's something he simply can't afford

he's doing everything to make sure he doesn't end up too attached, that you never get any closer to him

however– overtime, he finds that you are unavoidable. whether you're doing it on purpose or subconsciously, you always manage to pull him back to you.

just when he thought he had finally left you behind for good, you lure right him back in.

▸ i've seen a lotta hcs saying he's like,, smooth w/ it and stuff– BUT... part of me thinks that he doesn't have a clue about what to do with his feelings towards you

and he is far too prideful to ask for any sort of help or advice from anyone.

...so does it take an immense amount of time for him to even consider that it's okay to wanna be close to you? yes.

but he's weak for you. he knows it. part of him really, really doesn't want to be. but he is. and though he tries to convince himself it's not evident, it doesn't take a genius to realize it

▸ especially because miguel allows more to slide if it's you. this especially manifests in touching.

while miguel's not all "ew don't touch me" he doesn't really care for brief, friendly touches. this is different when it's you.

he might be speaking to you after a mission. while he talks, you're silently tracing the tips of his fingers with your own, observing his hands like they're the most interesting thing in the world.

"are you even listening to me?" he questions. there's a slight hint of irritation in his voice, his brow furrowing slightly. this expression of his softens almost immediately as you look up at him, eyes sparkling with curiosity.

"...your talons," you comment quietly, "they're retractable. that's cool."

he makes no effort to pull his hand away from yours. maybe he even secretly hopes you'll do it again sometime.

▸ miguel might be haunted by loving and losing from his past. but maybe loving you isn't such a bad thing. maybe it's a pain he's willing to endure. he'll try for you.

for you, it's worth it.

▸ OK GETTING LESS SERIOUS HERE. so i understand in atsv his fangs are retractable. but in the comics, it's noted that he tends to open his mouth very little when talking to conceal them.

i love this first of all.

now, miguel's not necessarily insecure of his fangs or his teeth (which are slightly crooked because of the new growth of his sharpened canines) but i imagine that he finds it easier to just keep them hidden and avoid any questions.

if he has to explain he's not a vampire to someone again he'll genuinely explode

"morning, migs–" you greet casually. another sign of his lenience towards you– he lets you give him nicknames.

"morning." he mutters back, just barely audible to you

you blink at him, trying to process what he said. "huh?"

"i said, good morning." he repeats, still mumbling without much of a volume change.

"damn, okay, okay– what's with all the grumbling? something got you stressed?" you're aware your question is stupid. knowing miguel, who always finds something to stress about– even at 8:30 am

he shakes his head this time, much to your surprise.

"i'm not grumbling." miguel insists.

"sounds to me like you are."

("nuh uh"

"fym nuh uh–")

miguel– when not bossing people around– is out here, mumbling and grumbling in casual conversation

and you're the one who's trying to remind him to speak up.

▸ no matter what relationship you're in– friendship, queerplatonic, romantic, whatever– he's generally a bit more reserved about it.

he sees it like this: if you two are close, why would it be anyone else's business?

however a certain holographic companion and her big mouth (which i wanna kiss oh so sweetly i heart lyla) ends up making a little joke about you two in front of a few other spider-people

lyla's casual abt it– saying sumn like, "don't mind him, he's being grumpy because his favourite isn't around."

name-drops you before miguel can tell her to shut up– and everyone's like "?!?!?!"

and the word SPREADS

▸ but like. is it really too much of a surprise? more than often, he finds himself trying to check up on you to see how you're doing.

"just making sure you're fine." is his weak little excuse just to see your face and hear your voice again.

when something is just mildly wrong though... he's the type to scold while taking care of it.

"i'm fine," you shrug, trying to rub some warmth into your arms, "just a little cold."

"i told you to bring a sweater." he groans, looking around for his.

those seemed to be miguel's favourite words sometimes: "i told you."

"i know..." you mumble sheepishly, staring at your shoes.

before you can say anything else, he drapes his sweater over your shoulders. "next time, i'm letting you freeze."

you look up at him with a little smile, mouthing a quiet "thank you" to him.

(there is no next time. he lets you keep the sweater.)

▸ ok one last headcanon cuz im obsessed w/ the little details abt this man. so. canonically (and i love this) HE DOESNT HAVE SPIDER-SENSES LIKE MOST SPIDER-PEOPLE.

instead, he has elevated super-human hearing and vision. but– (if you're like me) when this information is revealed to you,,, the immediate thought is to mess w/ him as much as possible.

trying to sneak up on him and startle him has become a common game between the two of you– so much so, that he's almost expecting you to be around every corner he passes if he hasn't seen you in a while.

he catches you before you get the chance on occasion. you forget to hold your breath and he hears you. your heart is beating hard, out of the sheer adrenaline rush of hiding and he picks it up. maybe you didn't notice that you're not fully concealed.

each time, he'll sigh exasperatedly and pull you out of your hiding spot.

"you think you're so funny." his grip is still on you, and though most would read his expression as annoyed– you catch the slight glimmer of amusement in his eyes. you're just lucky he finds your antics endearing.

on the chance you do manage to genuinely catch him off guard, he curses loudly, immediately going on defence mode

"shocking hell," he groans, upon seeing it's just you, "i was going to web you to the wall."

miguel probably does accidentally web you at some point. "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" he'd say.

(he might act like you're a complete headache sometimes- but ur his headache <3)

THE SPOT/JOHNATHAN OHNN headcanons:

"you make me wanna cry in a good way"

▸ he finds an excuse to talk to you always. (SINCE WHEN DID "I WANNA HEAR YOUR VOICE" NOT BECOME A GOOD EXCUSE) calling you up, messaging you– if you give him permission, he'll ramble a ton to you. about physics, the multiverse– anything he's passionate about.

it means the world to him if you ask him questions about it, actively engage in the conversation, or even just showing that your listening by welcoming his endless chatter. he even tries to impress you with his knowledge. he wants to be perceived as cool in your eyes so bad. craves admiration,, or at least appreciation. and nothing makes him feel more admired than you listening to him talk.

but he's obviously not tryin' to talk your ear off and bore you to death. he wants to hear your voice too– and takes genuine interest whenever you decide to ramble back with whatever's been in your head recently– maybe it's something you find particularly interesting, a piece of media you really like, something you're passionate about– he'll pay attention and listen to every word.

you get a turn and he gets a turn! ´͈ ᵕ `͈

if you happen to share a common interest– whether it's because you got him into it, he got you into it, or you both just liked it in the first place– the back and forth about said topic will be as endless as you want it to be

▸ the type of guy to bump into you constantly while you walk with him (is this also a habit of mine? we'll never know...) and it is PURELY unintentional. he can't walk in a straight line to save his life

he's walking with you casually, and all of a sudden, his shoulder will crash into yours, nearly knocking you off balance

he fumbles over his words a moment, reaching out his arms to catch you– and he manages to break your fall. he regards this as a very smooth move on his end, in spite of the fact he was the cause of you nearly eating pavement

"sorry! i'm so sorry– are you okay? i mean, yeah, you probably are. i caught you. you're welcome–"

"my hero." you reply, with a playful roll of your eyes, giving him a light smack on his arm (earning a little "ow" and a nervous chuckle from him) as you restabilize yourself.

▸speaking on his little “ow haha” moment… headcanon that even though he’s not really all that sensitive, he reacts like he is. the type of guy to say “ow” at every minor discomfort.

he has a mild headache? actually his brain is melting inside his skull and he needs to whine about it. he has a cold? he’s literally dying. when he’s comfortable with you, he’s comfortable enough to complain– even about trivial things

he's well aware it's not actually the end of the world. he's just silly enough to act like it is. very reactive fella :>

totally the type to exaggerate just to see you react,, he thinkz itz funny–

"oww,," he whines, rubbing his arm where you'd just given him a light punch, "you're so mean to me."

you try to stifle a laugh. "man, c'mon. i didn't even hit you that hard."

"it's gonna bruise :((("

"can you even bruise in uh..." you trail off, staring at the his post-collider incident body, white and spotted with black portals "...your state?"

"ok now that actually hurt."

▸ he's more selfless with you. ohnn often finds himself wanting to do anything in his power to make you happy. anything for you. anything.

may be just a teeny bit insane about the way he carries this out, but it's mostly innocent and sweet gestures

like, if you casually mention wanting something, he'll 100% dimension hop just to bring it back to you.

and while you know that he's probably stolen it,,, you can't find it in yourself to blame him. he's got the purest of intentions. his demeanor changes from nervous and awkward to proud, as he presents you with the thing you were just talking about a few days ago.

“no way, dude!” your eyes light up, taking the bag of candy (or whatever you like if you're not a big fan of sweets) he just presented you with, “i haven’t had these in ages-  i swore this was discontinued, though. where'd you get them?”

“i have my ways.” you can hear the dorky grin in his voice.

he loved watching your face light up in excitement over even the simplest of gifts.

▸ feels like he's holding you back sometimes. he's well aware that his situation means that you two can’t really be in the public eye. it hurts him to think you could be living a completely normal life if he was just never in that stupid collider… or if he let you go, so you could find someone else

he’d never break up with you though. he feels too selfishly about you– if you’re gone from his life, who else could love him the way you do?

sometimes, these thoughts and worries keep him up at night. expect late night conversations, his face buried in your shoulder as he holds you tight, as if he’s scared you’re going to slip away if he lets go.

there are nights where he has a hard time believing you really wanna live like this.

“hey…” you whisper, pulling away slightly so you can look at him. you gently grab onto his jaw, tilting his chin up so he meets your gaze.

his entire frame is trembling, leaning into your touch. he doesn’t speak.

“you know you’re irreplaceable to me, right?”

he melts at the tenderness of your voice, the patience you have with him. he pulls you in just a little tighter. your comfort never fails him.

▸ TRUST ME WHEN I TELL YOU THIS MAN IS 100% FOR YOUU. on your side. always.

someone was mean to you? they're an asshole and he hates them.

someone was condescending towards you? they're an idiot and they've got no clue who they're talking to.

but if someone dares to bother you beyond just making you mildly irritated and/or upset– if someone makes you cry?

DAWGGG,, ALL HELL IS BREAKING LOOSE. nevermind if you insist you're fine or that you can deal with it yourself. he's asking for full names, addresses, details– he's revenge motivated. anything for you.

▸ ok moving onto normal fluff for the last bit (ﾉ)'ω`(ヾ)

corny. corny. corny.

he's incredibly endearing with his earnesty as he tries to expresses his adoration for you... but also very cheesy and dorky when it comes to showing you affection.

it's sickeningly sweet, the way he stammers over every compliment, trying to explain how much he loves every bit of you.

giving him a genuine compliment back to shut him up has him nearly fainting.

johnathan likes getting verbal reassurance and praise,, but he's much better at showing his affection via physical touch– of course, only if you don't mind. doesn’t wanna make you uncomfortable!!

but if you're comfy, he ends up craving physical affection as well– i talked abt this in these headcanons but IM BRINGING IT UP AGAIN AS PART OF TOUCHSTARVED JOHNATHAN NATION.

one day, you're leaning into his side sitting close to him on your couch. your cheek rests against his shoulder while your fingers are gently tracing his arm up and down, brushing against his skin with a feather-light touch, absentmindedly. he squirms a little beneath your touch, the room being too quiet for his liking.

"so... what are you doing?" he asks, glancing over at you.

"guess." you reply, not looking up.

you're tracing... something. he can't seem to get why though.

"oh uh- okay." he thinks for a moment, a bit puzzled. after a second, he perks up, piecing it together slowly in his head.

"are you tracing a letter?" johnathan asks curiously.

you nod silently.

"okay, okay– uh... L?"

another nod.

"O?"

nodding again, there's a small smile on your face.

"V? ...oh–" he chuckles slightly, now understanding what you were spelling.

he's amused at your strange way of affection. guess he isn't the only one capable of being sappy.

you laugh softly, finally tracing an E on the skin of his forearm, followed by a U and a little heart <3

"you could've just told me, y'know." in spite of his words, he knows that he likes this. you and your silly ways of showing that you care. the ways you tell him that he's cherished.

you huff, giving him a light smack on his arm. "you're no fun." your eyeroll does little to conceal the grin growing on your face.

he flinches from the playful hit. "owww..."

(YOU TWO ARE SILLY 2GETHER!! SILLY NATION!!!!)

#I HOPE THESE WERE OK!!!! tysm anon for feeding my inbox #methinks i could've done a bit better for migs but idk what y'all wanna see from him tee bee aich #atsv #across the spiderverse #miguel o'hara #spider man: across the spider verse #miguel o'hara x reader #miguel o'hara headcanons #the spot #johnathan ohnn #johnathon ohnn #the spot atsv #the spot x reader #johnathan ohnn x reader #the spot headcanons #atsv the spot #again IDK HOW TO TAG FOR THE SPOT #atsv x reader #spiderverse

[lusticial]

general danganronpa mastermind dating headcanons!

warning: gn reader, slight nsfw on junkos part, mentions of scars on izurus part, mentions of arson and robbing on mikados part.

🛍 JUNKO ENOSHIMA NON DESPAIR

geez, how did you even bag her?

she is literally the prettiest woman in the world??

lucky mf ANYWAY

junko absolutely spoils you ROTTEN

she has a lot of money, if she sees you eyeing something, trust me; she'll buy it.

also, she loves embarrassing you in public. It's a bit annoying, but it's quite cute. She hugs you, throws you on her shoulders, pinches your cheek, etc!

"hey yyy/nnnnnn do you know HOW MUCH OF AN AMAZING S/O you are??"

trying not to look away in embarrassment

I have a feeling she can't cook, so it's not a good idea to cook with her.

"junko, why is the salt pink?"

"heh, that's not salt SILLY!!"

...hm. I wonder what it is?

if you're the shy type, SHE LOVES making you feel awkward.

she'll purposely wear revealing outfits and ask how you feel

junko your titties are out

she also likes to give you makeovers, like very often.

she also watches barbie

🥀 IZURU KAMUKURA

oh wow. very protective

not in a weird way, but he kinda watches you almost everywhere you go.

ESPECIALLY if he has a bad feeling about something. this man has every talent, i'm sure there's something about being an observer in there somewhere.

if something DID happen to you, no it didn't.

i'm serious, he's defending you quicker than you can blink

another topic, but his hair is?? so soft??

you've never seen it tangled. he spends a normal time in the shower so it's very confusing.

he doesn't mind if you play with his hair, just avoid the scars on his head.

he listens to taylor swift

sometimes SOMETIMES when you're alone, he may crack a slight smile or quiet giggle.

it's very cute ☹️☹️ though you can never get a picture cause he always seems to know?

he really likes cuddles, just be wary of his hair.

you'll wake up with it ALL OVER your face.

though, are you complaining? it smells good.

👗TSUMUGI SHIROGANE

ahh best girl!!

she is so sweet. literally loves you to death.

she really wants to cosplay with you, but understands if you're not interested.

if you ARE interested, she wants to cosplay EVERYONE with you.

her tiktok has 178k followers and she's only following you

sobbing

there is always a smile on her face when she's with you. she just can't stop?!??

she's also pretty bold, she rarely stutters when it comes to lovey dovey stuff.

"hey y/n i have the fattest crush on you"

"tsugu, we're dating."

she blushes so hard around you.

it's like that one reddit story with that wife that had a huge crush on her husband plz someone know what i'm talking about

she doesn't mind being the big or little spoon, she likes being the little spoon though.

she likes hugging you from behind, but she gets pretty scared when you hug her from behind. once she knows it's just you, the fear turns into happiness.

don't break this woman's heart or i break yours😡

🪄 MIKADO SANNOJI

what??? you actually like him?

he's had no friends his entire life, it's really shocking that you even wanna LOOK at him.

but i really think he would ask you out first.

when he realizes he likes you (which doesn't take long)

he asks you out as soon as he can. he's not afraid of rejection!

okay he paced around his room for a bit.

if you reject him (NO) he will just laugh and say it's okay. he's upset, but he doesn't want it to ruin your friendship. eventually, he asks you out again and again until you finally say yes.

he LOVES being the small spoon. literally never considers your feelings on being the big spoon 😭

he's one of those people that YELL when they stretch. don't ask why, he just is.

he moves around a lot in his sleep. one moment he's next to you, and the next he's floating above you.

once you guys start dating, he stops using the mask around you. it's nice seeing his face and seeing him smile.

his idea of dates are robbing small businesses and committing arson.

why small businesses? 😭

though, everyone enjoys a good picnic, right?

he literally piggy back rides you 24/7. he doesn't even use his legs.

"mikado get off, i'm tired."

*no answer*

"...mikado?"

mikado: 😴

nah it was funnier in my head i apologize folks.

he actually really likes it when you style his hair. even when you make him look dumb.

he could literally have 7 pigtails and half neon green hair and he will still say it's amazing.

he says stuff like "you're so cute i wanna squeeze you in a cheese grater and sprinkle you on spaghetti and eat it"

...just ignore him.

a/n: i wrote this at 3am, i apologize if it's unfunny or weird. also, i am a little bit biased when it comes to tsumugi and mikado, so what? ☹️ ok goodnight

#danganronpa #junko enoshima #junko enoshima x reader #izuru kamakura x reader #izuru kamukura #tsumugi shirogane #tsumugi shirogane x reader #sdra2 #mikado sannoji #mikadosannoji x reader #sdra2 x reader #danganronpa x reader

[bookof-xreaders]

Could you do berdly x autistic!reader headcanons? plz 🥺

mod clown lore: there is a good chance that i am autistic. who knows for sure, though. certainly not me! anywhosies, enjoy!

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berdly x autistic! reader

i mention this is pretty much everything i write about him, but i hold the firm belief that he'll defend you to the ends of the earth.

berdly defending you would likely be him arguing with someone and refusing to give up until the person harassing you just got too annoyed and left.

he's your knight in glow-in-the-dark armour forever <3

berdly will help you get any accommodations that you need at school for sure-- he's definitely not afraid to talk to the staff.

you guys could spend hours infodumping to each other about special interests.

especially dragon blazers, if you enjoy the series too. there would be discussions until 3am about theories the two of you have and lore that no one else cares about.

he always keeps a few stim toys in his backpack because they help him stay focused during class, and he's happy to share with you.

he would probably gift one to you at some point

i feel like it would be this one. fun fidget toy and also looks like a game controller? it's perfect!!

if you are non-verbal or semi-verbal, berdly would try to be your voice and make sure your opinions are heard-- "they asked for no pickles" but to the extreme.

be careful, though. he might get a little over-excited and end up drowning you out completely. he's trying his best.

the two of you would also enjoy parallel play and support swapping-- doing different things but still doing them together, and helping each other

if you need tone tags, berdly would make sure to use them. both in text and face-to-face conversations.

all-in-all, berdly would be very supportive, and would love you no matter what (as long as you're a gamer /j)!

#deltarune #deltarune headcanons #deltarune x reader #request granted #deltarune headcanon #ask answered #berdly #berdly x reader #berdly headcanons #berdly deltarune #autistic reader #x reader #*clown noise* #clown writes

[cobertoravermelhado]

Ya know why im here hehe :>

Tsukasa kou and hanko with a blind reader pls <333

Yes friend yes!! I hope you like it! :D

It’s my first time writing for Kou so I’m nervous abixsnoxanIm

Warnings: Spoilers?? I don’t know, but it’s better if you read the manga first

-How did you get into a relationship with this ghost? Anyways..

-You're Sakura's best friend, so you've known Tsukasa since the day she made him a wish

-And the first few moments meeting Tsukasa, I'm sorry but he's kind of dense and thought you were ignoring him

-Which made him very confused and a bit little angry at the same time..

-He tried to steal the cane you used to get his attention, which worked!

"Why do you keep ignoring me?!" He said with an irritated pout on his face, trying to pull the cane you were holding with all your strength so it wouldn't be taken from you.

"What on earth are you talking about?! I never ignored you!" You countered with the same tone of voice, getting irritated by the ghost's childish attitudes.

“Why don’t you look at me!?”

“I’M BLIND!”

-Oooh! Then he realized!

-You hardly ever looked in his direction because you were blind! Haha, good thing you weren't ignoring him, otherwise you'd have a little trouble

-But anyways, he let you go and apologized (sort of..) for trying to steal your cane, and you also apologized for not warning him (you thought it was obvious and thought he was stupid)

-Since you got into a romantic relationship, things have gotten more interesting and more fun

-He asked you several questions, most of them stupid but you got it

-Hugs and surprise kisses! He loves their surprised expressions when he does this~ He can’t help himself, he just loves holding you. He's also kind of messy when he wants to kiss…

-He acts like a kitten, he always clings to you and when he leaves you on your lap, you know he wants pampering and affection. The only thing left for him to do is purr

-He became very protective of you! Now you got a personal bodyguard

-He helps you pick things up, he guides you to fun places for you to hang out and of course, he defends you from evil supernaturals trying to mess with you

-Keyword: Trying

-None of them made it out alive after meeting Tsukasa :)

-Also, Sakura makes sure to keep an eye on him…

“Hey S/O! Want me to tell you what a fish looks like inside??? Here, touch it!”

-Oh this precious boy was enchanted the first time he saw you

-He was going to the bathroom to check on Nene, “keep an eye” on Hanako, so he doesn't do anything perverted with his friend, of course

-But when he got there he saw Nene talking excitedly to you, and man he without realizing it stopped on his way to look at you better, to admire you (Not in the scary way tho)

-You were just…so angelic, and you wore such pretty and cute smile on your face that it made him blush a little bit

“Ah, Kou-Kun! Meet my friend S/o!” Nene took you closer to Kou with a smile on her face, putting you firmly in your spot so you know her friend is right in front of you.

“Oh, r-right!” He nervously snaps back to reality, a little embarrassed that you're so close but soon regaining his composure. "My name is Kou Minamoto, it's a pleasure to meet you!" He says energetically and proudly, holding out his hand in front of you for you to shake. Nene soon tensed up and nudged you in the shoulder, making you reach out as well.

"It's nice to meet you too, I'm S/o! I'm sure you must be a lovely boy.” You tilted your head to the side and smiled softly, your praise causing Kou to burn red. "T-Thank you! But not that much h-heh..!" He looked away and scratched the back of his neck, squeling with joy inside. He really sounded like a friendly and optimistic person, making you feel more comfortable.

-But soon he was confused as to why you kept looking at the same place and why you held a cane

-I’m sorry but Kou it's also a bit slow, so you explained to him that you were blind, which soon made him apologize for not having noticed right away (Plz tell him it’s okay he felt so stupid)

-You and Kou have become very close to each other. Like, too close, which made your friends suspect something was up…

-Kou treats you like a princess, he can't help but need to protect you at all costs

-You’re all badass and wholesome but he still barks at everyone who messes with you. You think is cute and amazing

-He always helps you get things out of your reach and go to places you forget where you are

-Kou is also kind and goes above and beyond affection when showing love. His favorite thing is keeping you close and putting you against his chest when he kisses you

-He always protects you from supernaturals! So don't worry, Kou will take care of them in no time (He shoos Hanako away when he starts teasing you two)

-Kou is also a great cook, and when he cooks for you, you feel like you're in heaven <3

-Teru totally approves of your relationship, he feels like you and Kou are made for each other (He also teases Kou about it, but only a little haha)

-Anyways, Kou it’s the damn best

“Get behind me S/o, that evil spirit doesn't stand a chance!”

-This dude took a bit to understand that you're blind

-You went to the bathroom to make a wish after you heard rumors about "Hanako-San". It won’t hurt to give it a try right?

-So with great fear you went there to make your wish for the ghost

-And guess what? You accidentally ended up hitting the wrong bathroom stall. And Hanako was just watching you make his rumor wrong

-He couldn't control himself and chuckled a little, as you turned around scared for dear life

“W-Who’s there?! Don’t you dare get close to m-me!” You raised your cane up trying to hit the being that laughed in your face, which made Hanako perk up amused.

"Hahahah! Calm down, I won't do anything~" Hanako smiled smugly and came a little closer to you. "Ooo why do you have this?"

He reached out and pulled your cane from you. But he ended up pulling with a little force and making you fall to the ground, he was going to tease you but as soon as he saw that you had tears forming in your eyes he was filled with guilt.

-He gave you back your cane and apologized, and asked why you use it. So when you explained that you had her because you were blind, he felt like a piece of trash for having treated you that way

-You got another scare when he said he was Hanako-San from the bathroom and got defensive again (It took him half an hour to convince you that he really was Hanako-San and not some pervert)

-You made your wish for him in exchange for being his assistant, now the two of you have created a special bond! Yay!

-A VERY special bond…so special that you created a loving relationship

-He's a sweetheart boyfriend, who doesn't stop teasing you and pulling your buttons to see you flushed in his hands

-Hanako helps you clean the bathroom sometimes and takes you to boundaries with him, but relax as he is protecting you at all times

-When he goes to meetings with the mysteries, he orders the mokkes to keep you company

-Then he steals their candy to give it to you because you deserve it 💕

-He's always hugging you and likes to give you naughty kisses all over your face, but he also likes to pull you into one of the bathroom stalls to kiss and hold you properly. He's also a bit messy but kind

-Hanako loves you very much and doesn't like the moments when he has to be away from you

“Hey s/o, I got those sweets for you! Can I get a kiss as a reward~?”

#jibaku shounen hanako kun #toilet bound hanako kun #jshk #hanako kun #hanako kun x reader #tsukasa yugi #kou minamoto #amane yugi #tsukasa yugi x reader #kou minamoto x reader #amane yugi x reader

[convexicalcrow]

Oh? How normal are we about Pharaoh Cub?

Okay look. You gotta understand. I've been interested in ancient Egpyt since I was a kid. It's my longest-running special interest/hyperfixation, so much so that I've been practicing ancient Egyptian religion for over twenty years. It's something that's very, very precious to me, bc it's so personal to me, and bc I'm who I am, my knowledge of this stuff is arguably higher than the average person. This makes any kind of media about ancient Egypt actually not that interesting to me bc my brain will Not shut up about inaccuracies, so I tend to avoid them bc of that.

(I could go on about my issues with ancient Egyptian themed media, but I won't, that's a whole 'nuther essay frfr.)

(Also I hope you like infodumping, anon, bc that's what I'm about to do :D)

That said, I've actually written a whole lot of Egyptian myth rewrites, as well as ancient Egyptian stories exploring all kinds of various topics. I have some published on an old blog of mine, but some I never finished for various reasons. It's a whole thing. It's been a whole thing for me for a very, very long time.

So, you're me, someone with a more than average knowledge of and interest in ancient Egypt, and you've just become a Cub fan in s8 bc that was my first Hermitcraft season. I had heard about the pyramid, and Pharaoh Cub, and I was both SO INTERESTED but also actually quite hesitant to watch Cub's s7, bc I didn't want to be disappointed if he messed it up or did something wrong that caused my brain to Disagree. Again, very irrational bc my brain do be like that, but also based on previous experiences of seeing ppl just taking the aesthetics and doing whatever with it, and screw historical accuracy.

(Honestly, this is, like, my One (1) critism with the lore TrixyBlox built into the USW map. Can we Not have evil pharaohs plz just for once. ;_;)

I wanted to trust Cub, bc I'd seen the research that went into the canyon build. He's a smart dude. He cares about getting those kinda details right. And I did genuinely want to see how he approached the pyramid build and how he was going to use it as a base. But again, SO HESITANT. bc what if my blorbo messes it up and ruins the whole thing for me bc m brain is Stupid about this sort of thing. ;_;

But I'm so glad I trusted Cub when I did get around to watching s7, bc I fell in love with the pyramid. The fact that he cared about making it as life-size as possible, but also that he took an approach of taking what works, but also making it his own, and making it fit into the minecraft world. Like, using Standard Galactic for hieroglyphs! I loved that small little detail! It makes so much sense to use it that way.

Like, my very-not-srs gripes about the Pharaoh skin and its weird sleeves aside, his approach was very much how a lot of Egyptian pagans approach things today. Take what works, or what makes sense, and adapt it to where we currently are in the world and what we have access to. And I could tell from how he talked about it throughout the season that he really had done his research. And just- The Morning and The Evening Sun/Star epithet he gave himself like!!!!

Like, it's the little things, like the lapis roof, the stars - including Sirius!, the most important one bc its rising heralds the flood of the Nile and the new year - on the ceiling in the bedroom, the statue room and the way he built those five statues to represent aspects of himself (I cannot stress enough how much I adored those statues), allll the little tunnels and sekrit passageways, and the cartouche on the wall with his name in SGA and using SGA in the museum room, the treasure room with its traps, and the tomb of the Pharaoh himself. Like. It was such a perfect blend of Cub and Egyptian stuff. 10/10. I can find no faults. Although I do want to go back and finish the oasis room at some point. Make it a healing pool room with a shrine or two in it. Something like that.

Like, I had my doubts, but I trusted Cub and his process, and I was right to do so. It cemented Cub as my favourite Hermit at that point, bc he took my special interest and did it justice. And that's why I'm Very Normal about Pharaoh Cub.

But there are also other aspects too! Pyramids were designed to be tombs, and that's where the Pharaoh was left to rest at the end of s7. Which seems very appropriate, given where Hermitcraft went after that.

The reason I fixate so much on this is that there's this Egyptian underworld book called the Book of Caverns, that describes the King's journey through the underworld. It's not as well-known as the Book of the Dead, but the reason I keep coming back to it is because of Cub's canyon in s8. Where he built everything in little caverns in the canyon itself. And with the change of skin to young Cub, my brain just cannot let go of the idea of s8 being Pharaoh Cub's journey through the underworld, culminating with the final battle against the serpent we do not name so we do not give it power (a/p/o/p/h/i/s) that is here manifested in s8 as Moon Big. It's not a perfect metaphor, and I won't pretend it is. Especially bc while Cub escapes, the world is destroyed, and that's not necessarily accurate. But! He still escapes! He uses all his knowledge and resources that he's gained through his journey through the underworld to escape. To rise again in s9 as the new sun.

AND AND AND the fact that in s9 PHARAOH CUB DID ACTUALLY RETURN. Only now, we have the Pharaoh as a distinct entity. A divine akh/ancestor, a master magician, one who is clever and wiley like Thoth and who loves playing games and playing pranks. (Thoth is a trickster, and a very smart one.) And to have the distinction between Pharaoh Cub, who is a god, and mortal Cub, who is just Cub, like.

(Cub and his possession kink is also a whole 'nuther essay frfr)

That distinction makes sense in an Egyptian theological framework. Once the Pharaoh dies, they become divine akhu/ancestors. Very few were Actually Deified in a way we would recognise, but Cub is still not wrong when he calls the Pharaoh a god. The Pharaoh was a conduit between the people and the gods. He acted as the only high priest of the religion. He became King by hosting the Kingly Ka, the divine soul of Horus that legitimises their rule. This Ka/soul, has been with every king before it, and all the kings are attached/accessed through it. Kings live forever, after all. My own personal religious work has involved various Kings and Queens and working with them. (Not the most famous ones, tho, it's mostly the Sobek ones bc I worship Sobek first and foremost.)(Sobek being a crocodile god, a strong protector, and a god who was incorporated in Horus at one stage and gained Kingship attributes from that.)

And so it makes so much sense for the Pharaoh to be a separate entity now. The old man died, bc Cub is mortal, and ba/eternal soul of Cub was reborn into a new, younger body, with a whole new ka. Everyone has a ka, it is the soul that belongs to a particular lifetime and is the one that goes through judgement after death. The ba is eternal, and can have many kau/souls throughout its existence.

And bc the Pharaoh has died and become an akh, he can be contacted and manifest in the world again through the mortal Cub. The fact that Cub never actually changed the Pharaoh skin to reflect his younger self? It still has the old man's face? Like. This helps the distinction work. They're two different souls. This is theologically sound. And honestly I never imagined the Pharaoh lore would get to that point. But here we are, in s9, and we have the Pharaoh and mortal Cub, and I am Just So Normal about this bc I thought I'd missed my chance at Pharaoh Cub bc I only started watching in s8. BUT NO. s9 came along and is like, would you like some more Pharaoh Cub? and it's eating my brain like. oh my gods.

And also like, the Vex Magic Grimoire I've been working on? Canonically (to me), it's being written by Pharaoh Cub. Once the ConVex and ConCorp shenanigans settled down, and Cub had space to really focus on his magic, that's when he starts working on the grimoire. bc almost all Pharaohs were also master magicians. They had to be! It was part of their work as high priest and conduit for the gods. So Cub has Pharaoh magic on top of Vex magic, and in working through his new powers, decides to start recording down all he knows about Vex magic. Scar does some as well, but it is intended to be mostly Cub.

(I have an ask I STILL have not got around to about the Pharaoh's magic, and I will save a longer discussion for that there. I will get to it, I promise, anon! It's just taken a while to get my thoughts in order. <3)

It's like, in Pharaoh Cub, I can combine my love of writing about Egyptian things with my current hyperfixation on Cub, and it's so much fun omg. Cub doesn't do deep lore the way someone like Sausage does (again, whole 'nuther essay lol), but there's enough there to make a really good story, and build up these aspects of his character and make a really coherent story out of it.

And with Pharaoh Cub, I can explore all kinds of things that maybe don't work with other characters. Like death! In a way that doesn't really happen in minecraft bc players just respawn. Permanent death is something I've really only encountered on Empires, not Hermitcraft. But with the Pharaoh dying and being laid to rest in his pyramid? Like. That's something to work with. There's lore there to explore. Old Man Cub coming to terms with dying and what happens afterwards. and bc like. idk if anyone has actually ever written Old Man Cub as an actual Old Man. But as someone who's approaching 40, and has their own chronic pain stuff to deal with, like? Maybe I see it differently. Maybe I want to approach Old Man Cub as an old man. And maybe the Old Man dying as Pharaoh, and being reborn into a younger body is one way to do that.

Sure, it may not be the most popular fics for ppl. Maybe ppl are more interested in my other works. But I don't care. It's all my special interests in one place and I'm having the time of my life. :D

Even if I STILL don't know what to do with the journey through the afterlife!s8 caverns idea. Maybe one day I will find the right spark to do that idea justice. <3

#convexical asks #hermitcraft #convex #cubfan135 #gtwscar #pharaoh cub #old man cub #young cub #fanfic #cub's pyramid best pyramid #ancient egyptian magic #ancient egyptian religion #devotional writing #mythfiction #this is a lot of infodumping #but i hope it helps explain things

[socks-wizard-money-gang]

My ebic gamer free business

DNI+Other things under the cut(at least read what's in red pls)

So yeah, I'm Socks and I'll rather be addressed as he/it/star+other neos, I'm also ok with most gendered therm but if you're not sure just calls me masculine ones. Use il/lui in french plz

Here's my full list of neos and other things

POC trans guy👍

I can only draw digitally on the weekend so there is possibly you'll wait very long for your request to be drawn

Art request: open, will most likely be traditional

I don't mind getting mentioned or dm-ed for anything, seriously I'm so lonely all the time if you wanna interact with me please do it

If you're my moot I WILL send u something stupid in your inbox at some point

I'm a huge vFlower fan

I love when people infodump and ramble in my inbox itz so interesting

Memory issues

Don't involve me in discourse I will explode

I have an nilfruits RP, askblog,pirate-ing ur faves, sona rp blog, zatsune rp, hagane RP, utsu-p dedicated, rain world x3 and where I reblog my favorite things side blogs they're @narou-official @ask-voca-mutant-au @yer-fave-is-a-pirate @socks-is-a-menace @zatsunemiku-official @haganemiku-official @weekly-utsu-p @gourmand-appreciation @valid-iterator-name @invenot and @the-spearmaster

I also have a SUPER MEGA GIGA SECRET pokemon irl blog, try finding it:)

Here I'll be putting hints for it: eel

I also have @the-artificer who just kinda exist

I can do a pretty good mosquito and toad impression

I have autism, adhd n bpd

DID too now apparently??? My headmates are at @bar0ness and @n0mann

I'm a minor don't be weird

Don't sexualise my art, ocs and designs

I like these thang->Warrior Cat(only there for the fan content n designs tbh), Mad rat dead, Kirby, the Stanley parable, murder drones, pafl, biblically accurate angels, sparklecats, Dead plate, Pokemon, Vocaloid, OFF, ENA, Cuphead, pjsekai, Splatoon, bocchi the rock, cult of the lamb, sonic, rain world, and Omori(I don't support omocat), please talk to me about them (there will also be spoiler for all of these)

Also like Genshin impact and Castle cat but like, a lot less into it

You can use my art n designs as long as you credit but PLEASE don't give it to AI, repost it(unless credited and Fanart, don't repost my oc art whiteout permission) or use it in edits!! Icons are fine

I threw a kinlist here at some point and just saying, I don't mind doubles that's not a problem

Tagging system:

#Paradichlorobenzene is my favorite word:text posts

#random/#rambling: text posts from 2022 to 2023

#socks is scribbling: art tag

#rb: reblog

#oc:[insert name]:the mentioned OC's tag

I also got two personas who are very cools

Userbox by @sweetpeauserboxes

DNI : post untagged nsfw things, Rainflower defenders, support AI art, queerphobics, racist, transfobes, actively tries to have intercourse with animals and kids, irl yandere, proshipper, radfem, like hp or support it's creator, ableist, anti furries, exclusionist, transautistic, nazi, terfs and similar things

And that's it I think

#pinned post #finally made a proper pinned post mwahahahah #paradichlorobenzene is my favorite word #random #rambling

[r1ng-w0rm]

LBB! OC BIKER GANG (wip/concept??)

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Alrighty sooooooo I was thinking about one of my og/non fandom ocs- Roach [Roach is a hellracer/nascar racetrack owner within the swag pits of hell. He's also an engineer, but that's not important atm] B- and thinking about his character background got me interested in making a biker gang OC(?) for that awesome sim, Loveless Biker Boys (p.s u should play it <3).

CW/TW: Blood Oaths, uh.. Nascar murder durby? Suffocation/inhaling toxic gasses???

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◂◄Flamin' Biker Boys►▸

▸►Feel the burn! [Background info]◄◂

The Flamin' Biker Boys was a gang originally started by the one and only well known Nascar/Racetrack Murder Derby owner- Verner 'Roach' Hemp: A man who considers his racetrack to be the love of his life.

Though as the years passed, 'Nettie' and Matthias had moved near Roaches racetrack to help Roach manage the murder derby.. Then soon after that two more people joined (who'll be discussed later). Then after seeing the more than exciting beef going between the Loveless Bikers and the Rival Bikers, the group wanted to join in on the supposed violence. Thus the Flamin' Biker Boys were born!

But-.. How'd they come up with that name?.. Well they originally started with Irradiated Biker Boys due to the amount of nuclear waste around the racetrack and because their biker suit colors and uniforms were themed towards being neon green, but soon the radiation had bombarded its way into the derbies underground lounge...and as Roach walked down the concrete slab-like steps to inspect the issue- a sulphuric stench had already knocked it's way into Roaches brain, ridding his current state unconscious.. Though instead of killing him instantly, it mutated each sweat gland and pore within his body to produce a flammable substance- but instead of warning the rest, he was like "come down here so we can set our hair on fire and be cool!!🤓"

I haven't fully thought through the gangs status background so don't judge me(plz).

▸►MORE UNDER THE CUT BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BLOCK UR FEED◄◂

▸►YES AND NO'S TO BECOMING A MEMBER. AKA WAYS INTO BECOMING AN OFFICIAL MEMBER◄◂

If you're thinking of joining these bad boys, here's a few things you gotta remember!

Be just a tad bit vehicle smart! (Whether you know a tiny bit or a lot)

Be able to withstand extremely high temperatures and violent conditions when you're on the race track.

Don't complain about the smell.

Please glare at the other biker groups to make yourself look cool!!

▸►IF YOU DO MAKE IT IN◄◂

While I will talk more about what'd each biker would do to welcome you in(due to each of them having special abilities to mutate you), Roach would most likely be the one to woo you into mutating to officially be a member. He'd probably lock you into the old irradiated lounge room to see if you'll survive.

If you do survive, Congrats! You got cool inflamed hair(or your pores can release a deadly gas.. There's actually multiple things you could possibly end up getting, I'm just naming the two most common).

If you don't survive, you're either a melted blob of flesh and bloody goop or you're charred to death.

▸►IF YOU DON'T MAKE IT IN◄◂

If you're wanting to go into a No Murder/Gore route: they'd probably just be like "I'm sorry, but go bother someone else"

If you want to go into a more violent route: there's multiple things that could happen- they burn you, you suffocate to death, you're handed over to the Rival Biker Boys uh... So on so forth.

▸►ABOUT THE BELOVED FLAMIN' RACER BOYS◄◂

These drawings are quick design concepts for them + Dante's official design

☣︎Dante-

A 30 year old, 6'4 god complexed man who still believes that Dice and Jeff are the same person disguised as two.

Dante's the supposed charisma of the group.

His flaims range between a multitude of colors, but mostly stay Highlighter yellow.

☣︎Moth-

A 26 year old, 6'6 eye sewn intelligent man whos IQ is above 200.

His name isn't actually Moth, it's Francis. The only reason why he's called Moth is because he called a wasp a moth and everyone absolutely destroyed his ego about it.

Moths flames usually remain teal or sea foam green.

☣︎Verner 'Roach' Hemp and 'NETTIE' Hemp

I put these two together because you guys already know a bit about them BUTTTT-

Two completely opposite brothers who don't actually hate eachother. Roach being 42 years old and 5'6, while 'NETTIE' is 51 and stands at 7'0.

The funny thing about these two is that Roach owns a Hellracing nascar murder derby while Nettie owns a hefty metal welding warehouse that specializes in creating absolutely screwed up violent vehicle parts.

Roaches his hair is more lava/corium-like than it is at being pure fire, but his magma hair is usually a salmon pink color.

'NETTIE' On the other hand can change the color of his inflamed skull. It was originally a pastel yellow, but he usually switches from a toxic green to a midnight purple.

☣︎Matthias *insert whatever*

A 35 year old, 6'4 man who deems himself the better twin between him and Tobias.

He's one of the racetracks 'enthusiastic' speakers/radio hosts. He specializes in making his own hazmat suits!

Matthias likes to keep his flames a classicorange! Totally not because he likes to mock his brain fried brother, but because he thinks orange actually suits him. (It doesn't, personally the rest see Matthias being a rose gold/dead pink kind of guy).

☣︎DOOBIE THE NEWBIE

An 18 year old, 5'9 man who idolizes the loveless biker boys just a bit too much.

Doobie (real name being: Dud) is a guy who originally sparked his stupid, drug-ridden way up to the top alongside his supposed childhood friend Neon, but instantly turned down Neons suggestion/invitation to join the rivals.

Doobie doesn't have any cool flame hair since he's the newbie, but his real hair is an auburn color.

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I plan on writing more for them(like their opinions on others etc)

#lbb oc #loveless biker boys oc #oc biker gang #rbb #rival biker boys #lbb #loveless biker boys #flamin' biker boys (ocs) #Dante (oc) #Francis 'moth' #verner 'roach' hemp #'nettie' #nettie #Matthias *insert whatever* #tobias *insert whatever* #< mentioned #Doobie the newbie #my ocs #uh... fandom ocs

[t3ddytr3atz]

erm i’ve been obsessed with ur page recently!!! i have ideas swarming in my head like bees every single day and I need to just let this one out. can I get tweek,pip and estella (separate again) x fem! fallen angel reader? erm romantic dating headcannons, my favorite🙀

(im sorry i just love this page so much, something about the way you write idk I feel addicted erm so I hunryg🤯)

I'm glad you like my page anon! (PLZ WHILE I WAS WRITING TWEEKS PART I THOUGHT OF HIM AND THE READER AS MILLIE AND MOXXIE 😭😭😭)

𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊,𝐏𝐈𝐏 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀 𝐗 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑

𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊

•he isn't really fazed that you are a fallen angel because pip in one but you where kinda.... different??

•when you first met tweek you thought that he wouldn't like you because yk you're a fallen angel and you where in hell, but to your surprise he warmed up to you! Not judging you that you where a fallen angel. In fact...he liked you a lot!

•he is pretty clingy sometimes, so he'll follow you around making sure that nobody is giving you a hard time and that your safe. He's just worried about you :(

•he likes to cuddle with you, just hugging each other close, soft breathing and occasionally kissing ☺️

•if anyone is judging you /making fun of you he'll literally beat tf out of them, you need to hold him back, do it

•he thinks that you are the prettiest woman ever 🥰

𝐏𝐈𝐏

•omg!!! Same!!!

•he loves you sm! Doesn't matter what you look like or anything he loves you sm!!!!

•when you first met pip you (again) thought that he would be uncomfortable/ not interested in you but he welcomed you with open arms! Literally

•personal space? Wtf is that, he is going to be with you no matter where you are, walking around hell? He's coming while holding your hand, taking a nap? He's cuddling up to your side dozing off with you

•if anyone is causing you trouble he'll 'deal' with them. Actually he'll threaten that person to apologize to you or he will make sure their life is a living nightmare

•he likes to hold your hand a lot! Just softly rubbing your knuckles pressing a kiss onto them occasionally, such a gentleman 🥰

𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀

•she didn't really care, like at all, she loves you for who you are, not how you look or where you came from

•once you met her you thought she hated you because she always talked cruel to you, but soon after she'll become...soft twords you? Not making fun of you, not calling you names or anything...it was weird?

•soon after she confessed she couldn't help but fall even more in love with you, like how did a sweet and innocent girl like you end up in hell???

•she isn't really big on affection and pda, but she'll occasionally hold your hand softly running her finger over your knuckles, resting her head on your shoulder letting you softly get the tangles out of her messy hair (don't lie it looked messy af)

•if anyone is causing you problems except them to apologize 4 seconds after, bc when she is angry she is scary. She cuss them out while threatening their lives of family/friends/loved ones, don't fuck with her when she is mad. Well your the only person who can (sorta) calm her down

Hi readers! I hope you enjoyed this request, also I'm glad that a lot of you like my blog, it makes me happy:)))

#x reader #south park au #south park #south park fanfiction #south park x reader #tweek x reader #sp pip #sp tweek #sp estella #hellpark #hellpark estella