#but not joe this time

[hermitcraft-shifter]

Currently brainrotting over an unfinished fic I wrote with a friend years ago. Like, I'm not joking. Why did the character motivations and actions have to be that good.

The protagonist is Grian, and you know what? He's not a good person. The antagonist is Doc, and you know what? He's not a good person.

You can see how they become that way. People always saw Grian as a hero. People always saw Doc as a villain. You can see why they did what they did. You can forgive their actions even... or well, understand them. They both pass the reasonable moral horizon. They both do mindless violence just for a point. There's so many parallels between them.

I'm half tempted to reread it and ask said friend if I could edit it and post it.

Edit: It's almost 13k words long. Holy shit. It cut off during the final battle between Grian and Doc too.

Edit again: I forgot it was in first person perspective. This is a conundrum.

Edit once more: Grian is losing it y'all. Just wanted to let you know, if you didn't already. He is also a wet rag of a man and it's amazing. Yes, Grian, bad things happened. Yes, Grian, they are bad. Yes, Grian, this was your fault. What did you think was happening?

Edit from Painville, Deckessee: Wow, that's some inaccurate brain damage right there.

Oh, what's this? Another edit: Alas, we've come to (one of) my favourite parts of the fic. "What is this, some story written by 12 year olds?"

UPDATE: It's available!! Mockingbird.

#grian #docm77 #hermitcraft #hermitblr #old stuff #angst angst angst #but not joe this time #look at them #oh my gods #old fanfic #willing to expand if asked #currently mentally screeching (in a good way) #worldbuilding #morally grey characters #that story was graphic #i love it

[littlematchagirlll]

you know what, fuck joe biden. fuck joe biden. i am so deeply enraged tonight. thousands of palestinians have been murdered in a genocide funded by US tax dollars, and his administration thinks it's a good time to post memes?? most young people i know are living paycheck to paycheck (or debt to debt), and they think they can appeal to us by posting goddamn memes? at least one hundred people were killed in rafah due to an israeli air strike during the superbowl, and biden posts a dark brandon meme? what the absolute fuck? over twelve thousand children have been murdered in cold blood by the israeli military, funded by the united states, funded by my goddamn taxes, and biden tweets about seats on airplanes? i can't afford to buy meat, but thank god part of my paycheck is being spent on bombing children. i am ashamed i voted for him. if i ever met the man, i would spit on him. i would throw both my shoes at him. i am disgusted and angry. god fucking damnit

#i have been filled with rage since october and it is only growing #i am sick with rage #we have watched a genocide in real time #and watched the united states fund it #absolutely disgusting shit #fuck joe biden #joe biden #biden #united states #israel #palestine #free palestine #free gaza #gaza genocide #gaza #genocide #rafah #🍉

[locusfandomtime]

big news! not only do we now have the sequel to “anyhermit”, but Joe just said on stream that he got the idea from his daughter watching my little pony and realising he can replace words with “hermits”… so this is quite literally inspired by “everypony”

#the gentlehermits in question were etho and xb #going insane over this he really saw “everypony” and went. i should steal that #hermitcraft #joe hills #locus fandom time

[demonsandpieohmy]

Can’t believe it’s been 50 years since:

“If you were really in love you wouldn’t have missed.” “Time comes for us all Goncharov.” “We’re just meat to them Joe. Remember that.” “I dream of you every night, but I can no longer remember your face.” “If you are a snake, then I am Eve’s trembling hands.”

#truly one of the movies of all time #ice pick joe fan club #goncharov #goncharov 1973 #unreality #lilly rants #1k #2k #5k

[heaveniowa]

keep a calendar, this way you will always know.

#fall out boy #fall out boy edit #fall out boy lyrics #fob lyrics #fobedit #folie a deux #joe trohman #patrick stump #andy hurley #pete wentz #headfirst slide into cooperstown on a bad bet #sye did something #WAAAUGHH I FINALLY made a decent looking headfirst slide edit #the calendar starts with saturday because I fucked up the year and just realized after I finished itkjdhjd very fitting in fob world I gues #I know october is like a week something away but I have to upload this now because It's starting to look ugly #fun fact headfirst slide is my all time fav song if anyone cares #q

[slushy-sash]

the most badass tattoo 😤

(based on this twitter post by wriothesley's en va)

#i already love wrio so much but his va just makes him a thousand times better #i love you joe zieja #genshin impact #gi #wriothesley #sigewinne #my art

[jakeperalta]

very sexy of joe alwyn to have the eyes of millions of prying swifties on him for months and to only ever be like "btw you should care about gaza"

#something something your integrity makes me seem small #i could never be famous because there's no way i could keep my mouth shut for this long skjdnfkdns #i'd be posting whole oversharing paragraphs every time i saw someone being annoying about me #also! i am so excited for this hamlet adaptation with riz ahmed!! i feel like i've been counting down for it since it was announced #talking #joe alwyn

[mysharona1987]

Unlike this guy, I know not to describe human beings as insects.

Everyone reading this knows never to describe human beings as insects.

We have better journalism skills. Even if you aren’t a journalist.

We know this happened in WW2.

So we should probably win one of his three journalist Pulitzer Prizes, because we understand something he doesn’t.

#News #free gaza #free palestine #democrats #republicans #politics #woc #donald trump #Biden #joe biden #new york times #poc #Vermin #Thi #Thomas friedman

[batty4steddie]

obsessed with this scene part 3

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #gifs by me #perfected #third times the charm #joe keery #joseph quinn

[galoogamelady]

I drew an official poster for the legendary wild west story, The ballad of Smokin' Joe for the one and only Tom Cardy! You can get it! For real! Put it on your wall! Right here!

#it has to be my fav song off the whole album #I was mesmerised listening to this for the first time #Tom Cardy #poster #Smokin' Joe #western

[foxxology]

It Spreads Chapter 9 [END]

Thank you for reading It Spreads!

[[FIRST]] [[PREV]]

After 1 year and 3 months, the story is finally told!

If you want to support me, please consider getting the It Spreads PDF OR buy me a kofi!

#foxx art time #it spreads comic #it spreads au #it spreads grian #grian #hermitcraft comic #hermitcraft fanart #hermitcraft au #hermitblr #hermitcraft #rendog #gtws #goodtimeswithscar #gtwscar #pearlescentmoon #cubfan135 #bdubs #bdoubleo100 #zombiecleo #joe hills #tangotek #xisumavoid

[hiding-under-the-willow]

Juppet of a man

#atlas.art #artists on tumblr #mcyt #hermitcraft #hermitcraft 10 #joe hills #joehills #juppet #look i. may have committed to the bit a little too hard. i will admit that this may have gotten out of hand #yes this was all for the 'juppet of a man' joke #i've been listening to the song on repeat the entire time i'm never getting it out of my head ever please enjoy this stupid reference #is he a man or a juppet who's to say

[anarcho-yorpism]

To all the communist transvestites, VOTE👏VON👏HINDENBURG👏

I'm just as radical as you; I'm a proud member of the great Social Democratic Party of Germany! I don't know what the crazy communists are telling you, but Paul von Hindenburg is our only hope to defeat the Nazis. After we elect him, then we can discuss other politics, but this is the BARE MINIMUM, and if you don't vote for him, you clearly have this crazy purity test that'll bring us all to fascism.

I know you might be worried about his "senility" and "failing health", and I know you may not like him because of his push to the right, and I know you may be worried about the brownshirts, and the recent persecution of Dr. Hirschfeld and his work, and maybe you STILL haven't gotten over the whole Rosa Luxemburg stuff,

but none of that really matters! We need to keep the SPD in power, or else Hitler will get in charge! This is the most important and most basic thing you could do to help Germany stay a democracy. In 6 years, then maybe we can find a better candidate, but no matter what you think about von Hindenburg, he's the best shot we have at keeping the fascists out of power. We can totally push him left!

Any vote against von Hindenburg is a vote for Hitler. #Hindenburg1932

#find something better to do with your time #rather than pestering leftists to vote for a genocidal monster #you didn't push him left he pulled you right #go shut down iof and alt-right events like the rest of us #this exact situation has played out before #nazi germany #hitler #anarchism #communism #joe biden #biden #donald trump #vote blue #please vote #vote democrat #vote #fascism #rosa luxemburg #magnus hirschfeld #vote blue no matter who #fuck trump #go vote #us elections #kamala harris #2024 elections #election 2024 #2024 presidential election #us presidential election #anarchist #leftist

[theminecraftbee]

actually this comes out of the tags: I know some people hate it, but I honestly love how the hermits will keep design traits from many seasons ago in their fanart. it’s like. the hermits may change over time, sometimes drastically. and their designs may change a lot over time with both canon skin changes and fanon trend changes. but so often some little solidified bit of fanon just… stays, season to season. just little pieces of bits that haven’t been relevant for four seasons, kept alive in some way through how we perceive the people who did them.

it’s neat.

#hermitcraft #and yeah I also deeply enjoy doing weird headcanons from time to time #and like. this isn’t a ‘if you dislike established fanon that’s bad’ post. I get it. #it’s just a. I think it’s neat that people probably don’t even remember why Joe’s hair is green thing.

[ndcgalitzine]

THE OLD GUARD (2020) - Yusuf al-Kaysani & Nicoló di Genova ~ everyone's favorite van scene ♥

#The Old Guard #theoldguardedit #filmedit #Joe x Nicky #Immortal Husbands #Yusuf al Kaysani #Nicoló di Genova #Marwan Kenzari #Luca Marinelli #lmarinelliedit #mkenzariedit #* #*you know how everyone and their grandmother has giffed this scene?? #and I've reblogged every single one of those gifsets more than once #more than twice #probably more than three times #??? #well now that I finally know how to make gifsets from screenshots and not just from a video #I COULDN'T RESIST #💖💖💖💖💖 #E N J O Y #1k

[keery]

JOE KEERY Dork Magazine, ph. by Zachary Gray

#joe keery #joekeeryedit #jkeeryedit #djo #djoedit #userspree #userallisyn #usersugar #usernaysa #userkam #userashe #userclara #tuserlarissa #tuserbritt #* #no comment at this time #[CLOSED]