#but tbh who can blame him

[the-bi-fangirl-biatch]

"Sorry, single dad, gimme a second"

"...Are you still on the market?"

"But wife is long gone and I can't ride two of 'em"

Mobius, I think he gets it, you're single 🤭

#PLS he kept saying it over and over again #like whoops lookie no ring #extra jet ski no ring no wife would ya look at that #but tbh who can blame him #loki show #loki series #loki tv series #loki season 2 #loki tv show #loki x mobius #lokius #mobius x loki #agent mobius #mobius #loki mcu #tom hiddleston #owen wilson #tag talk

[ginger-and-all-things-spice]

The throne room scene but if Thranduil was a woman.

#fanart #drawing #art #thranduil #the hobbit #mirkwood #thranduil of mirkwood #tolkien #greenwood the great #thranduil oropherion #thorin x thranduil #thorin and company #thorin oakenshield #the hobbit thorin #thorinduil #female thranduil #Thorin is not looking at her eyes #but tbh who can blame him #female thranduil makes me question my sexuality #the elvenking #thranduillion

[turtleblogatlast]

That middle child feel when you’re the one who successfully gets you and your siblings out of trouble only to immediately get jumped by them afterwards

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #pouring one out for all my fellow middle children 😔 #Donnie betraying his fellow middle child like this…even being the one to throw him under the bus first smh #no but like if I was Leo here I’d be like wtf guys #it does make me wonder if Leo constantly was the one who got them all out of messes #and in turn the main one who took the fall if his attempts failed rip #we kinda see this often in the series tbh? where Leo takes point when it comes to talking out a situation #maybe it started very very young as seen in this short #(actually there is no ‘if’ Leo was the one doing this he literally WAS at least twice as tots from what we’re shown) #side eyes Bug Busters where Leo gets his bros out of being turned into clowns and immediately gets blasted 😭 #no thanks in sight #can’t even blame him for being a sore winner there I would be too lol #and then he gets thrown off a building like man all around an f tier day for Hamato Leonardo #side note but Leo’s face stripes look especially pink in this lighting and I really like when we can see that pinkness because it looks cute

[artemis-pendragon]

Aziraphale turning a CIA officer's gun into a water pistol because otherwise it would've discorporated Crowley but then somehow missing one of the guns involved in a scuffle at a kids' birthday party is so funny. he heard a gunshot and went "oops missed one. well, Crowley, it's time to go! nothing I can do!" his priorities are so fucked up like be so serious rn 😭

#he's such a crowley girly and who can blame him tbh #good omens #aziraphale #book omens #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziracrow

[fauvester]

will fully admit that I never finished SVSSS book 4 until an hour long layover.. I have to say with my full chest: LQG you gay-ace disaster

#svsss #LQG #I LOVE HIM! #he’s so……. him #He’s so much. #he really is a mood and a moment #who can blame him for falling into a sworn situationship with xianxia helen of troy #tbh as an ace myself his reaction to LQQs fortune is how I reacted when people strongly implied they had a crush on me #becoming stupid nervous blushing stammering etc etc. dread and desire equal #so while I do say HOMOSEXUAL I am also tenderly holding him to my bosom as my brother

[0809sysblings]

this is how i imagine one of Mikoto's alters fronting for the first time around people (classmates, coworkers, whoever) playing out

#rambles #Milgram #Mikoto #(except itd stop at ''boku'') #tbh if we're trying to be ~realistic~ here. their system would prob be more than just Mikoto Orekoto and Greenkoto (idk what ppl call him) #like i aint never met another system that only consisted of 3 alters (who hadnt purposefully been working towards fusion) #that would be a lot to have to write and sort out though so i dont blame yamanaka and deco at all for keeping it at 3. hey better than 2! #(assuming trikoto theory is correct) #so this ''post'' is not about any of the 3. but the secret fourth/fifth/sixth/etc alter #idk i just think pronoun misuses would be funny in this context #alter trying to imitate Mikoto as best as they can then BAM ''watashi''/''ore''/''[insert any of the dozen pronouns]'' #do you see my vision

[agir1ukn0w]

put👏milo👏manheim👏in👏better👏shit👏

#as a person who only recently discovered this guy’s work #i think I can say he’s massively talented #and utterly wasted on disney #the best thing he’s done with disney to date (imo) was doogie kamealoha m.d. #and his work on school spirits is really really good #showing he has what it takes to go beyond disney and do better projects #maybe even dramas if he’s up for it #personally i’d love to see him work with really famous comedians like jason bateman #just to showcase his great comedic talent #i don’t blame him for sticking with disney tho tbh #they’re either paying him top dollar or his agent’s got his nose to the mouse-shaped grindstone and he needs to fire them😂 #milo manheim #zombies #prom pact #doogie kamealoha m.d. #school spirits #journey to bethlehem

[daddiesdrarryy]

*during a Quidditch match*

Draco: Blaise! Play better, keep your eyes on the ball!

Blaise: I am

Draco: Yeah, but I mean the Quaffle, not Ron’s!

#blairon #who can blame him tbh #do not repost #daddiesdrarry on instagram #drarry #tagging drarry to make blairon more popular #harry potter #draco malfoy #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp #hp #hogwarts #overheard at hogwarts #blaise zabini #ron weasley #blaise x ron #blairon squad #incorrect blairon quotes #hp imagine #hp ships #hp rare pair #hp text post #incorrect hp quotes

[bruciemilf]

Like i can vividly picture a scene where Bruce is criticizing Oliver or Clark’s interaction with their kid. They reply with something along the lines of , well your a terrible father, only to have every single bat kid yell at them like how darrreee you

1) That's so funny. I'm convinced Bruce, even as Batman, would not have the balls for that, and 2)

The batkids mere seconds after they complained abt Bruce for the 10th time that day:

#i really cannot blame clark for not being the best guardian for kon tho and i dont think ppl should be either #it's to be expected? which is another pet peeve of mine tbh -- how can you say bruce - an adult with 7 kids that he knows everything abt #is less capable than clark. who had absolutely no idea what to do with kon whats so ever and had no parental instincts to speak of #it doesn't make him BAD dont get me wrong. im pretty sick of dc acting like bad parenting is a flaw and not a choice #asks

[mejomonster]

On a serious note, I do feel mysterious case lotusbook has a lot of sincere themes about getting older, realities of responsibility and dreams realized, how it's difficult to succeed and not always the direct path one expects, how there's value in little aspects of life. Almost every li lianhua scene seems to be about that to some degree. The murder cases aren't particularly deep as far as super complicated to figure out or Able to be predicted super well (since they don't always give all the details in the initial setup), but the themes about who was killed and why do connect to li lianhuas situation.

#mysterious lotus casebook #lb #by all this i mean: a lot of the positive things li lianhua AND di feisheng say are fairly good advice tbh #like a fei? hes like you need to be fair in your decisions for your actions to be worthwhile and earned #li lianhua: sometimes being the one taking all responsibility was bad for you and the people you led who felt burdened #by You taking the burden. and stepping back can be a respectable choice. #cooking is more difficult than fighting. keeping yourself alive is Hard and its the hardest thing we do #and its admirable even when youll never be a hero never be able to achieve what those around you might #your peers are worthwhile if they choose diffetently than you (qian wanmian isnt lesser for not choosing to lead a sect and instrad #dissolving it. di feisheng doesnt think li lianhua is no longef worth his time even though hes weaker now. li lianhua is still someonr he #wants to see alive see brlieve in himself see passionate about things. the monks think its never too late to #reconnect to people again. that people who love you will want you and accept you even when you fail. #even fang duobing by knowing li lianhua gets the experience of someone who wants him alive #and fondly smiles and Is proud of him. evrn if hes learning and fails and moody #fond of him in a way his family wasnt that strangers lied about due to his status #in a way that he clung to li xianyi for ALSO seeing value in him when he felt he didnt live up to expectstions of the world #its the Kindness of little moments of acceptance. of being kind to yourself and kind to others (even down to #not wantjng to kill suspects but take them to trial. not wanting scapegoats blamed. which arent usually done in wuxia) #its the fact this show is quite about gentleness and healing (i see the Love and Redemption screen writing ismilarities) #rather than about power struggles. do you know what i mean?

[fhroggg]

the little plumber man goes thru so much but it's worth it to get a few kisses from his gorgeous gf

#mareach #again #i love them so much #they r so sweet #mario #luigi #princess peach #bowser #mario is ascending and tbh i cant blame him #hes got a tall strong and sweet gf who is nothing but wonderful to him #what more can u ask for

[gay-arsonists-lullaby]

How Stede Bonnet really pieced together the crew of The Revenge:

#also a bit gay. lost traumatized and a bit gay #even though ´´it´s good business´´ just sounds like frenchie tbh #our flag means death #omfd season 2 #stede bonnet #like when the crew went to him about calypso´s birthday? and he said yes? he was trying to be the cool parent so hard #who can blame him though #omfd

[doctordiscosbignaturals]

deleted scene from the enemy of the world

((based off this tiktok audio ))

#doctor who #classic who #classic doctor who #second doctor #two/jamie #jamie mccrimmon #patrick troughton #frazer hines #the enemy of the world #ramon salamander #salamander #enjoy my shitty art #i want to switch to digital so bad #but i am broke and stupid #doctor who fanart #fanart #my art #jamie totally had the hots for salamander #who can blame him tbh

[pynkhues]

Hey, just wanted to know your perspective on Shiv's decision. There's a huge discussion going on whether the decision was emotionally driven just to spite Kendall? Was it calculated in any sense considering her children's future or getting any power through Tom? Was she seeking Tom (the powerful man now)'s approval?

What do you think? I personally think it was multi faceted and complex and included all the things a little bit and lead her to the decision.

Would she have taken the same decision if she had no idea that it is infact Tom that Mattson's eyeing?

Hey! Oh man, it’s such a great moment and it’s one I’ve been thinking about a lot. I agree with you in the sense that it was such a multi-faceted and complex choice, and one that had many trigger points both in the sense of Shiv’s reality, her sense of power and control, and the real and mangled emotional root of her place in her own family.

Do I think it was strategic? A little, but I think she was passed the point of being able to strategise in part because she was out of time, but also in part because Shiv’s impatience means she’s just not very good at it.

I think one of Shiv’s greatest strengths is also one of her biggest flaws in that she tends not to see the wood for the trees. She’s a big picture thinker, she sees the end result she wants but not the daily machinations to get her there, which we see over and over again. She’s impatient, lives life on the backfoot so is always trying to hurry, overtake, skip steps, take shortcuts to get ahead, and when she’s asked to operate in a system where she’s forced to stop and acknowledge the reality of the moment, I think she can for once see everything for exactly what it is.

Funnily enough, I feel like the telling moment in terms of Shiv in that finale isn’t actually with Kendall or Tom at all, it’s the moment Sandi says yes in the boardroom. It’s the tiniest of beats, which Sarah plays beautifully, and it carries over from Stewy telling Shiv only moments before (after Kendall offers him Chair in their father’s office) that he thinks Shiv can still sway Sandi. We don’t see the scene, and I kind of wish we had, but the outcome is felt all the same. Shiv can’t do it, she doesn’t convince Sandi, the only woman she’s on any sort of equal footing with to vote with them, which means she has no accomplice at that table, no allies, no position, no weight, only brothers who have shown just how quickly they’ll shut her out.

I think its that failure with Sandi that ultimately untethers Shiv, because with that loss comes the loss of any way forwards for Shiv at the company. She’s no longer an heiress of her father’s making or even one of Matsson’s, she’s just a little sister, staring at her big brother, at the best friend he offers Chair to as a joke in his office when she could only play ‘behind the scenes’ so it didn’t look ‘wonky’, the person she’s spent her entire life trying to catch up to and beat, and I think she meant it, what she said to Kendall after.

She can’t stomach it.

If she can’t have it, he sure as hell can’t, and at least with Tom she has some sort of in, she has something. Not an accomplice at the table, but a trap door she could sometimes scratch her way beneath, someone who might not want a relationship with her, might not be loyal, but someone who’s bound to her, if nothing else, and someone who has no use for her brothers anymore.

Shiv would rather break the toy than let Kendall have it, even if she cut her own hands in the process, and honestly, it’s one of the reasons she’s a character of all time to me. She’s a survivor in a way none of her brothers are, but she’s also petty and selfish in the way all three of them absolutely are, and to see her really do what none of them could and cut their strings in the 11th hour was so thrilling to me. She’s kept her in, but she also knows she’s out, but at least Kendall and Roman are too. At least the three of them are locked out of the house together, even if, for a moment, they’re apart.

#in some ways i also think that their bonding in barbados and at the re-allocation didn't help the case either #kendall becoming ceo would've fundamentally altered the family power dynamics #which i also don't think shiv had any interest in #i think she'd prefer a period of estrangement than a shift in the balance of power #which tbh #who can blame her? #but being reminded of that right before going into that room and seeing him drunk on power wouldn't have helped #and i think she knows she can't control tom anymore #but i think she sees at least something that will take her forwards #shiv roy #hbo succession #kendall + shiv #sandi furness #stewy hosseini #succession 4.10 #succession meta #welcome to my ama #succession spoilers

[ray-of-color]

*Sits in my sappy corner being a total sap about these two*

#The Owl House #toh hunter #toh willow #toh spoilers #not really but just in case #Hunter really loves everything about Willow tbh and who can blame him #she's amazing #And Willow's love for Hunter? adorable #also can't blame her #headcanon that she loves the color of his eyes #so she makes a conscious decision to allow a little artistic inspiration from them whenever she blooms something for his amusement #Hunter never notices #huntlow #Willow's skintone still isn't right but I am working on it

[libertys-lovers]

I keep forgetting that, like, it’s actually completely okay to change your Sona lore.

Like even if it’s been the same for years, you’re allowed to look at it randomly one day and go, “Eh! I don’t fuck with this anymore! Begone with you!”.

#Back when I first started making Dramatics lore I was INCREDIBLY keen on sticking with canon #Every location of every notable thing between Kara & Freebie was drawn from moments in the show #How they met? Taken from the fishing skits Kara had with his bros in Season 1. #Their first date? Taken from how he took his rented girlfriend to the bridge. #Proposal? Combination of /both/ dates shown with Kara in the rented girlfriend ep BWHABEJR #This made it feel more official back in the day but now… it feels kinda dull. #I nerfed my creativity with it. So now I wanna rewrite everything BWJAKEJF #I normally have no problem rewriting S/I lore… but it feels different with him #Tbh I blame that on me writing fics about it BWJAKWKFKF #Cause now those are gonna be inaccurate… but like who cares! I can rewrite that shit hehe 😈 #self ship #self shipper #self shipping #safeship #safeshipper