#death jokes

[gummygor]

Sometimes I wanted to die

Everyone takes it as a joke

I think it's funny.

#personal vent #vent blog #vent #vent post #i hate everything #tw self destruction #tw selfhate #tw sui vent #tw sui ideation #tw sui implied #tw depressing thoughts #tw death #death jokes #i wanna relapse so bad #cutt1ng #i want to cvt #cvtaddict #cvtt!ng #988twt

[iamlisteningto]

Amen Dunes’ Death Jokes

#amen dunes #death jokes #sub pop #music #rock #electronic #art rock #neo psychedelia #post rock #new wave #sound collage #outsider house #coldwave #alternative rock #leftfield techno #experimental #bandcamp

[darkcrowprincess]

Lunter and their morbid death jokes:

Lunter and tons of trauma bonding death jokes. Its how they cope.

#the owl house #disney #lunter #cartoons #huntceda #luz x hunter #goldenlight #hunter x luz #goldenluz #death jokes

[melodramatic-wallflower]

three cheers for the birthday ghoul!

yesterday was the 19th anniversary of my mom’s death, and i think from here on out i’m gonna be celebrating her corpse’s birthday on that date

happy happy birthday from all of us to you! you lie in the ground right now, and one day we will too! *blows party horn*

#death #heckin corpses #parents #my mom's corpse is old enough to fuck in all 50 states #and to buy cigarettes in alabama #congrats mom's corpse! #dark humor #death jokes #mommy dearest #morbid #morbid humor #macabre

[ironpool99]

I have COVID for the 3rd time rn and if I die I want my tombstone to say "third time's the charm"

#covid 19 #covid #covid pandemic #death #death jokes #tw death

[bryonyashaw]

#inappropriate humour #dry humor #dark humor #dark humour memes #yourblendedfamily #the lorax #the lorax meme #ohare #the lorax edit #rob riggle #awkward moments #death jokes #i am deceased #awkward #socially awkward #comedy reels #dark humor jokes #dark humor is the best humor #animation #universal pictures #adult jokes #meme squad #family movie #movie memes #dr seuss #dark humour #dry humour #awks #inappropriate #awkward moment

[daneneedssleep]

“THE QUEEN JUST DIED”

“AND TRISHA JUST HAD HER BABY”

…y’all calm down- the Queen is literally just respawning obviously

#queen Elizabeth #trisha paytas #death jokes

[zonxo99]

death knocking at the door

#comic #comics #web comic #web comics #webcomic #webcomics #funny web comic #comic strip #comedy #funny art #memes #meme #meme art #death meme #death jokes #death memes #death art #death knocking #death

[moldwood]

😭😭😭 my phone is begging me to put tumblr down like a sick animal...

#animal death #<< not shown: just joke

[chloesimaginationthings]

In every FNAF universe William Afton can't count

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #michael afton #william afton #fnaf #fnaf 4 #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #fnaf foxy #fnaf crying child #afton family #I just wanna believe in every ver of William hates this joke #just an easy way to piss off any William #all Michael did was be silly #(and bulky his brother to death but details) #this was the moment William decided he was gonna send him to the scoopin room #also wow I finally drew game William hope yall like him #I think I gotta tweak his design a bit but it’s a good start

[pidgeon-brained]

Meme created by and for me.

#dead mom #death jokes

[gummygor]

I'm on a diet because I might have IBS, which wouldn't be a surprise since my grandfather has stomach cancer and my mother has problems digesting gluten and lactose, which means 1 month without industrialized foods, sweets, soda, gluten and lactose! I started on Monday and I hope to lose a lot of weight as I work non-stop for 10 hours a day!

#personal vent #vent blog #vent #vent post #i hate everything #thin is pretty #i will reach my ugw #thinspø #bullimic #i will lose weight #stomach problems #irritable bowel syndrome #tw ed but not sheeran #tw disordered eating #tw disordered content #tw disordered thoughts #tw depressing stuff #death jokes #cancer sucks

[jaypentaghast]

i'm so sorry

#nvm i've decided this joke is still funny #ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death s2 spoilers #our flag means death #izzy hands #kenough #ofmd s2 #our flag means death season 2 spoilers #ofmd meme #mine

[rowenablade]

Broke: Izzy said “I want to go” because he legitimately believed his life’s journey had reached its end.

Woke: Izzy said it so that Edward could move on, a comforting lie in the service of seeing to his beloved captain’s emotional needs one last time.

Bespoke: Izzy went into the gravy basket when he got shot, where Sea Witch Buttons appeared to him and told him if he chose life, his ultimate fate was handling the customer complaint department at Ed & Stede’s Bed & Breakfast & Seafood Restaurant & Freelance Carpentry Business, and knowing this, chose death.

#I did my rewatch #and am in a place where I can joke about it now #so that’s progress #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #izzy hands

[cemeterything]

The problem with working in a morgue, funeral home etc is that if you die you still have to go to work

this shouldn't be as funny as it is but something about the combination of dad jokes and morbid humor hit me like a sack of bricks

#puns are my weakness. death jokes are my weakness. dad jokes are my weakness. #this ask is designed to make my stomach hurt from laughing

[kiwinatorwaffles]

comic i never posted for some reason

#god this is so stupid /j #dc comics #teen titans #slade wilson #deathstroke #dick grayson #dc robin #koriand'r #dc starfire #kiwi’s scribbles #kys joke #death threat tw