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invertedspoon · 7 months
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ITS OCTOBER FIRST GUYS
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sweaterandcoffe · 2 years
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s1 five: 🙍🤬👊🔪
s2 five: 🪓🩸😡😑
s3 five: 😌😀👍🍹
he slowly gives up on life.
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andrewthedeadly · 2 years
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best thing about s3 is them actually addressing the trauma of having to live through the 50s/60s (i forgot which tbh) as POC and how the others wouldn’t understand…. also beating the fuck out of a bunch of racist for fun absolutely amazing
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https-hargreeves · 6 months
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Hazel (on the phone): We have him
Diego: Who?
Cha Cha: We have your brother, Five Hargreeves
Diego: Oh
Cha Cha: …Oh?
Diego: Yeah, you don’t have him. He has you. Good Luck!
Deigo: (hangs up the phone)
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to-be-sentenced · 2 years
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I think my favourite part of the Umbrella Academy is it doesn't lampshade anything. The characters are either too dumb and or too used to the weird shit going on so it's a constant game of "Yes and" that has gotten madly out of control.
Like Five could walk in and say; we need to find 50 gallons of milk to stop the end of the world and no one would question it. No one would do it: they're all too busy with their own subplots and stupidity but no one would question it.
It just lets you enjoy the ride rather than being embarrassed about what it is and I love that.
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Y/n: I am an expert at identifying birds. Diego: Okay, what about those ones flying over there? Y/n: Yeah, they're all birds. Diego: Man, you better get your partner, Five Five: I mean- they're not technically wrong
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eb-is-hot · 1 year
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Heyyy, could i request a Five x reader where she works in a coffee shop he really likes ( he likes the coffee and the worker 😏) and just flirty scenes with five and reader. Oh and maybe a sprinkle of the siblings teasing five for having a crush
OH OF COURSE!! i didn’t see this one!! Coming right up! Requests: open
I might make a part 2 i dont know lmk.
Paring: Five Hargreeves x GN!Reader
Warnings: none :)
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Five Hargreeves liked planning his day out. He hated when it didn’t go right, and sadly, being him. That’s most of his days. But, when he planned to go to the lil cafe a round the corner. He was not expecting to see a new Barista. He took a liking to your appearance instantly. He loved the way your eyes were so focused, your teeth chewing on the bottom half of your lip. He took his normal spot on the counter and you looked at him. ‘Hello! What can I get for ya?’, you smiled at him. You instantly put all your attention to him. He had an amazing jaw line and was generally very handsome. ‘Coffee please, Black.’ He said, he caught your eyes and his breath hitched. ‘Coming right up for ya, sir.’ You replied and gave him a smirk that fit your face perfectly. He had a bit of a blush appear on his face at what you called him. You turn around to make his coffee and he just looks at you. Once you turn around he mustered up courage to talk to you. ‘Thanks, er, are you new here?’ He asked after taking a sip of his coffee. ‘Why? Is it that bad?’, you tease and raised one eyebrow and smiled. ‘No, that’s not it, I come here everyday, I’ve never seen you around.’ He replied, you hum and move your left hand to hold your face up, ‘Yes, I am. My names [Name]. Nice to meet you uh-‘, you look at him. And he caught on and cleared his throat. ‘Hargreeves. Five Hargreeves.’ He said and he held his hand out for a handshake. You accepted and shook his hand. ‘I’m honored to meet you Hargreeves.’ You grin and his lips curved up ever so slightly. He drank his coffee and then paid for it. ‘Leaving so soon?’ You frown and looked at him. ‘I’ll be back tomorrow, don’t your fret, sweetheart.’ He hummed and walked out of the coffee shop, a small bit of swagger trailing after his strut.
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Also i’ve said it once and i’ll say it again - making Deigo and Luther total himbos was a very big glow up for both their characters
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lady-ashfade · 2 years
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hi! i just saw the five x wanda!reader. so can i ask a request were five realizes that wanda!reader has gone well.. nuts, like wanda in multiverse of madness, because reader was looking for five since the Texas incident. ? bonus pints if she hurts really bad one of the sparrow.
🐉 anon
Deals broken
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Five Hargreaves x Fem! Reader
Of course I will! I really like at this request
Notes: The reader has the outfit Wanda does in M.O.M. Also her powers are a little stronger- Like she can actually bend reality to here will forever.
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“This isn’t you’re home” Mr. Hargreaves said to the group of people in front of him. The ones he meet a long time ago claiming to be his kids, seeing how out of order they were he decided not to adopt them at all.
“What are your talking about? This is the umbrella academy” Allison spoke confused.
“Wrong again. This is the sparrow academy” They all turn their heads up to the balcony. A group of people looked right back at them but their attention was snapped away when someone stepped out from the side.
“Dad who the hell are these assholes” Ben, their dead brother now alive spoke, he wasn’t like they once known him.
The umbrella academy cursed out to each other knowing that a mistake was made, not knowing if it was for better or worse yet.
“They call themselves the umbrella academy” The father spoke as the sparrow academy siblings came down and stood beside ben.
But they all glanced at each other and then back at the other set of siblings in front of them. Trying not to show a rise of panic they felt.
“You need to leave” Marcus spoke sternly, the others didn’t take that well.
“Like hell we will” Diego started to walk closer but Luther put his arm out to stop him.
“Like dad said this isn’t your home, so leave. You don’t know what you risk just being in this house” It sounded like a plead and his eyes looked afraid.
“Why do you mean?” Five poked his head. The others glanced at him, knowing that it was him that she wanted.
“She’ll come for you” Ben spat at the younger looking boy.
“Listen Ben-er-ino, we don’t realy have time for another riddle” Klaus walked to the front of the group and stepped right in front of ben. “So quit your yapping and hug your brother” Klaus opened his arms for him to take as we stepped forward.
Ben glared at him and slapped him across the face causing him to tumble back and across the coffee table. “What the hell, you didn’t have to do that” Luther yelled.
“Yeah he did”
Then a fight broke out between the two sets of siblings, the umbrella academy getting their asses handed to them.
Now it’s been one day since the fight broke out and everyone was feeling their best. The world seemed fine unless you count some chances but it didn’t seem like the end of the world.
Expected for Allison who didn’t have her daughter.
But they had convinced her to come along for a stroll since it would be good to get out and get some air.
“Why can’t we just jump again” Allison questions while they sipped on their drinks. All now had their eyes on her.
As five was about to answer but the sound of screamed echo through the park and they looked back to see people running away. The sun started to dim and it was replaced by red, the sky was all red and it started to storm.
“What the hell” they looked back at the building they once lived and recently got into a fight. It looked horrifying there, the clouds being a dark shade of red and black, it looks like a tornado was forming in the sky above it but it never did.
“We have to go” The others groaned but followed. Wondering if this was another dooms day.
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Thunder and lighting could be heard, striking so hard it shook the ground. But that wasn’t all that was heard, screams from the outside and now sounding like it was in the building.
The only thing human sounding was chuckling and even then it wasn’t right.
“And here I thought we had a deal” The sparrow academy siblings dangled from mid air while red energy twirled around them, they could feel it coving their whole bodies.
“We did- I promise, we were just about to call you” You smirked and batted your eyelashes at him. Finding it funny he would lie to you in a situation like this.
“Marcus, Marcus. You do know I can see into that head of yours don’t you? I mean every thought is just spilling out of that head of yours” You walk closer to them, looking up at them in the most evil way.
“Not only were you going not going to tell me, but you broke another part of our deal.” Your used your energy to fly to his level looking him dead in the face.
“I trusted you, all of you. Gave you silly little enemies to fight so the public would love you and, you do this. Do you remember what I said If you even laid a finger on him?” Marcus eyes winding in fair and so did the rest.
Since everyone was focused on something else no one heard the door open and foot steps approaching.
“Please don’t-” Before he could even finish you moved your fingers and pressure start to build up around them.
They scream in pain while trying to get away but they were no match for your powers. The force around their body’s squeeze them only to feel something worse within them.
A burning sensation was felt in their chests and they screamed, their inner body’s started to glow red.
“Do you feel that, all the pain is just a glimpse of what I felt. I didn’t want to hurt you. I gave you options and yet, you still disobeyed me.” You watched them all scream in pain.
“But I hope you know this is me being reasonable” You crushed your hand together and their screaming got louder while the pain only got worse.
Their eyes started to bleed from the corner and their veins start to show, you knew you should stop. But how could you when they asked for this themselves.
“Y/n” your eyes widens and turned your head at the voice calling you. Heart fluttering as tears welded up into your eyes. Not caring anymore about the sparrow sibling you stop you magic as they fell to the ground.
“Five?” You questioned flouting down to the floor yourself. He looked different, the look in his eyes had changed. He must be tired is what you told yourself.
Five moves towards you looking over your features and the new looked you had. The tired look on your face, the eyes staring back at him that had lost all life. Your outfit looked new but it looked like something a comic book villain would wear.
You reached up to his cheek and searched for any signs he wasn’t real. But he was, he was real.
“Thank god” You pulled him closer while wrapping your arms around him. He didn’t know why he didn’t hesitate to hug you back after witnessing what you had just done.
The sparrow academy only sat up a bit from still being weak and watched still scared about losing their life’s. The umbrella academy watched the person they once knew as sweet and caring torture people.
“What happened” Five pulled away from you, and your heart throbbed at the lose of feeling him.
“I lost you- You guys just left without a word and I…” You stutter, remembering the feeling you once felt and to be honest still did, until now.
“I couldn’t feel you. Non of you, until today. They helped me see” You away as black spirits found their way to you, going into the back of your body.
Everyone watched in fear taking a step back except for five. He couldn’t blame you but how could he. He too was stuck without his family and loved ones, and he did anything to get them back. He hated to admit it but if he had the chance he probably would be you in this situation.
“I can make it right this time. You have to believe me” You pleaded. Hoping he wouldn’t think you were a monster and leave you again.
“I-i, I can bring everyone back, I can make this reality a good one. Everyone can be happy” Your eyes filled with tears as you continue to stutter looking around for anyone to help.
“Allison” you locked eyes with her. “I can bring back Clare and Raymond” Her eyes widen and her heart speed up. “You can?” you nodded your head fast.
“I can do anything you want.” Your breath start to pick up and you don’t know why but you felt out of place.
“Y/n” you felt five grab you hands and pull you into him. “I’m here now, i wouldn’t leave just claim down” You realized in the reflection of his eyes that yours had been glowing.
“Sorry” You blinked them away and just looked at him and it made you claim down. You looked back at the sparrow academy and it wasn’t full of hated or evil, it looked soft and guilty but they still didn’t trust you.
You stepped towards them while five reached for you but you insisted you weren’t going to hurt them. “You wouldn’t have to worry about me hurting you again, I’m sorry” You pushed back at red energy shot out and it wasn’t small either.
In fact it went through the walls and into the outside world fixing anything you wanted. The others watches as it just looked like red fog around them but not feeling any different.
You healed the sparrow academy and the broken peaces of the house went back into place. Soon the last shot of energy shot through your body as you took a deep breath.
“What just happened” You hear klaus mumble to everyone confused.
“I made this world a home for everyone” you turned back at walked to five. “I just hope everyone includes us.” You asked wondering if you still could be with him after everything he has seen and now knew about you.
“I said I’d love you forever. And i’m not a quitter” Five chuckled and pulled you by the waist and now only inches apart.
“Together forever, darling”
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lost-in-letters · 2 years
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The only thing I can relate to with the Umbrella Academy kids are the utter disappointment their father sees them as like yes my mother wouldve probably changed the timeline and had a new kid if she had seen this is what she ended up with. Anyone wanna be my sugar parent so my broke ass can go for therapy, just joking or not.
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riotinyellow · 9 months
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not to insult deigo, but the whole elon musk rebranding Twitter to "x" reminds me of when deigo tried to change their name from "the umbrella academy" to "team zero"
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sweaterandcoffe · 2 years
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Can we talk about how sad s4 will be for Five? Everyone else can go off and start a new life and he can't, he is stuck in his child body and will never be able to make friends that are his ACTUAL age. Five can never start a family or rebuild his life and with the commission gone along with his powers, the two things that have given him meaning in life, he is now stuck with nothing. All his siblings blame him for taking everything they had in the 60s, yet he has lost the most. AND on top of that he is his own worst enemy. The commission who took away his shot at life and made him into a different person AND WELL TOOK EVERYTHING FROM HIM, was created by himself. Everything has been his own downfall and mistakes. He probably blames himself for the 60s time travel mistake and the whole sparrows mess and probably everything and then in s3 we see his own family blaming him for this mess when all he wants to do is fulfill his only purpose of keeping his family safe and somewhat togather. Five is now stuck with no purpose and nothing. His teenage years stripped from him due to the commission, that he created. Five's story is truly tragic.
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perthshirecottage · 2 years
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It’s interesting how each set of siblings names are written during their introduction. The Umbrellas are written with their number first and their name is written in quotation marks likes their name isn’t real. It’s just something they go by. But their given name is their number. Diego even says his name is “Number 2” like that’s the only night their dad ever gave him. Like that’s what is on his birth certificate. And we are never given any indication that the Umbrellas were ever given a chance to change their number. It was their name just as much as it was a rank. And the only time it was even mentioned as a rank was because of the rivalry between Diego and Luther. Other than that it was simply their names.
Now the Sparrows are introduced with their names first. With A.K.A and their number tacked on. Which implies that their name came before their number. Their number isn’t their name. It’s merely a rank that they go by. The only time that any of them go by a number is when someone is trying to make a point. ‘I’m number one’ ‘there’s a reason you’re number two’ ‘you failed when you had your chance, now it’s my turn to be number one’. They even switch rank around. Ben was once number 1. He messed up and lost his title. Fei wanted a chance to be number 1 when she found out Marcus was gone. Reginald even calls them by their names and only calls Ben number 2 to let Ben know he is still a failure.
I just find that small difference interesting and I wonder why Reggie had such decided to treat the kids so different.
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https-hargreeves · 6 months
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(Police at the door)
Allison: Hello, officers, how can I help you?
Officer: We are looking for Mr. Hargreeves
Allison: Oh, is everything okay?
Officer: Actually no, Mr. Hargreeves broke the law. Is he here?
Allison: Umm, which Mr. Hargreeves?
Officer (impatiently): The one who recently committed a crime.
Allison (looking over her shoulder to see Five, Diego, and Klaus sprinting out the back door): I am going to need you to be more specific
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alyssajennwrites · 5 months
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Alyssa's Masterlist
NOTE: I’ll update this as much as I can. When things get too full and overwhelming I’ll create separate masterlists for each different fandom.
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The Umbrella Academy
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MCU
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Teen Wolf
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itsanotheridiot · 2 years
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Finally got around to watching season 3 of The Umbrella Academy I truly forget that the Hargreeves Siblings are just different levels of dumbass
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