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mondaymelon · 2 months

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can i order a burbegr

whatdo you think this is. a maCkdonAelDS.

no, it aint. >:((((

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anyways yeah what kind u want we got plenty. here ill just throw some at you since this ask was like sent int o2 months ago ( oops )

your burbger has arrived 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

hope you enjoy !! thatll be 1398901348190823019284109282 dollars prtty pls :))

#💬 ⌗ 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭'𝐬 𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 . . . ✧#🌱 ⌗ 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐞 ! ♡#🍀 ⌗ 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭: shinnie !#nommity nom nom guys #dont u love biting into cheese #ompletely off topic but like #ave yall ever eaten poorly made dumplings (feat; children)#you literally get to bite into a lump of dough with no filling #i dunno where that came from help

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bunnyluvs-blog · 11 months

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"Who do u love" "I love Gyu"

Gamer!Beomgyu x roomate reader, non-idol au

Tags -- Fluff, irl games, Make out session, cuddles, cod, gyu is a rage quiter

"WOOOO HEADSHOT" You could hear even if you were actually there. If was your lovely and oh so quiet roomate, Choi Beomgyu. The biggest nerd youve ever seen. He was dorky with his messy dark brown hair. If he wasnt busy playing games he was working or napping. Often falling asleep on the couch after watching a whole series of k-dramas. However dispite all of this, you found him to be darling. The chocolate haired boy never failed to put a smile on your face as he would smile at you when you brought him food during his midnight gaming sessions.

It was 10pm on a friday, which is a normal gaming beomgyu hour. You were at the gas station picking up some extra snacks for you and beomgyu. He paid just a little bit more then you for rent so it was the least you could do. You walked around the aisles, your phone lights up with a message.

beargyu !: "Can u pick up some sour patch kids plsss 🤤"

Y/n: "yes i can anything else ?"

beargyu !: "A MONSTER 👹"

Y/n: "original im assuming"

beargyu !: "u know me sm OK BYE"

You close your phone and pick of the sour patch kids and two monsters. Last time you only brought one beomgyu got mad because he didnt have one for the morning. Now you always get 2 monsters for him. You actually have a list on your notes app for all the stuff he gets from different places. Down to the amount of pickles he wants on his burger. You start heading back to the apartment. Its not far from where you and beomgyu live so you often just walk.

You get back home and place your keys down and kick off your shoes, placing the snacks on the counter. You could already tell he was playing Modern Warfare just by the noises the TV was making. You lay on the couch for a bit. Too tired to really move around. You were a sleepy girl, not much someone can do there, well besides sleep. Which is what you did for about 15 minutes before your phone was being blown up by beomgyu telling you to hurry up. For all he knew you were still at the Corner store buying him snacks. Sitting up and stretching for a bit, you got up to grab the snacks.

You made him some Mac n cheese so he could have real food and not just snacks. For some weird reason the owners if the apartment never thought it was a good idea to get a modern day stove, so it takes 25 whole minutes just for the water to boil a bit. and whole 40 minutes later, it was ready. You got the bowl of mac n cheese and his monster and knocked on the door before opening it. And there he was, your adorable roomate yelling at the TV because some kid shot him. Placing the food down on the table you tapped him softly. "Gyu i made you food so you dont starve yourself mk?" He looks at you brightly as if you were a genie from a bottle and closes his game. He never liked to game and eat, something about the food being too good he doesnt do his best. "Thank you! Your the best, omg you even got the right shape for the noodles. Its like you were made for me" He says, smiling widely before taking a big bite of the food. All you could do was smile.

Once he finished he put his bowl away in the sink then headed straight back to gaming. By now it was almost 12 and beomgyu was still gaming away. Yoy thought too bring the sour patch kids he asked for. Putting them in a bowl so he doesnt have to dig around for them, and removing all the yellow ones. Beomgyu never liked the yellow sour patch even though you loved them. You brought the candy to beomgyu, as he turns to look at you as he flashes his one of a kind smile. It makes your heart flutter like it always does. "Y/N you have my candyyy ugh howd you know i was craving them right now" He ask but its not really a question, you just smile and giggle. "Im just magic" you said to him "You're welcomeee" you say leaving the room. "Thank you, love you" He replied. Which made your heart stop. You had always had a little crush on Beomgyu if it wasnt clear as day. He was exactly your type and he was major cute. You never wanted to act on it though incease he didnt feel the same and one of you would have to move out because of your feelings.

You chose not to think about it. Maybe it just slipped out, Friends say i love you all the time, he probably wasnt even thinking. You scroll through your phone for about half an hour before you hear an angry scream and a door slamming, along with a very pouty beomgyu. He sits next to you pn the couch with a loud huff sound. "Oh no what happned" you say with a sorry look. "Some 12 year old just killed me in overwatch, he was actually cheating and he got the play of the game!" Poor gyu you thought for a bit before he laid ontop of you. He always does this when he loses a game. He comes to you with that adorable pouty face and cuddles you. "Is there anything i can do to make you feel better" you said softly, messing with his hair. It goes quiet for a bit and you think he's fallen asleep when you here. "You could kiss me" What. The words leave his mouth and all of a sudden your at a loss for words. He just said you could kiss him, AND IT WOULD MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER? "Only if you want me to.." you say softly in return. And that was all beomgyu needed before he shuffled up and planted a quick kiss on your lips.

Both of your faces turned red, beomgyus ears turning the same shade as well. Next thing you knew, you kissed him, deeper and more passionate this time. He returned the kiss putting his hands on your waist. Wrapping your arms around his neck. Your lips moved in sync with one another. Passion and romance filled the room. Beomgyu licked your lips as a way to ask to add tongue to the kisses, and you happily open up your mouth a bit to let him in. These kisses last for what seems only a fee minutes, but you both stop due to the fact that air is needed to be alive.

"Idk ive just always had feelings for you" he said softly, "I mean how could i not, your so pretty and sweet, and loveable. Your eyes are so soft, and you always seem to just know me its amazing." He lets his thoughts run free from his brain to his mouth. And you dont mind. "Like you get me food and hold me when in sad, you never judge me. You take out the yellow sour patch even thought i do like them, i just tell you to take them out so you can eat them because i know theyre your favorite. But i told you i didnt like them once, and that was 6 months ago" You couldnt help but giggle and give him another kiss. "Oh gyu your so silly, thats one of the main reasons i fell for you" you say smiling and plant a kiss on his forehead. You were so happy, nothing else was said that night as you and beomgyu fell asleep on the couch, not caring what back problems came the next day

#x reader #beomgyu #txt #txt x reader #fluff #txt fluff #beomgyu x reader #tomorrow x together

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givupuppydogeyes · 2 years

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dogkin snack ideas!

🦴 pepperettes and beef jerky! u can get a similar effect if u cook some bacon and leave it in the fridge until its cold :)

🦴 make ginger snaps and cut them out in the shape of bones or whatever shape u prefer! if u dont like ginger snaps you could also do cut out sugar cookies or any cookie that DOESN’T expand

🦴 put a mixture of peanut butter, mashed bananas, and oatmeal in the freezer! my dog loves these! i would recommend boiling the oats first and then draining them because raw oats are very difficult to chew with our unfortunately human teeth. (also the texture of raw oats are so gross)

🦴 cereal, goldfish, or any small crunchy thing food can mimic kibble

🦴 this one might be a bit niche but ive never met a dog that would turn down fresh fruit so cut up bananas, blueberries, and any other pet safe fruits all come to mind!

🦴 pretzel bites

🦴 cook a 1/4 lb ground beef and eat that bad boy with your bare paws. i recommend seasoning it but if u want the authentic experience then go ahead

🦴 cut up granola bars!

🦴 rip into some lunch meat and cheese (i recommend smoked cheddar its delicious)

i hope these ideas were any good!!

#dogkin #dog therian #canine therian #therian #otherkin #caninekin #theriotype

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hazbinhotelexpansion · 22 hours

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Oh I was BORN to answer your request, prepare for all of my random discord quotes

Are you climbing the inside of the elevator??? ..........maybe

"I want them Zoloft boys"

"ok I think the phone has been in the microwave long enough"

She could run a kingdom, people would listen to her, she's very loud!

I'll sop your wet! ... I'll wet your sop? No, neither of those sound right, joke canceled, goodbye

You know me I love dead people

You want me to go straight to bed? Why not gay to bed???

"this tastes like battery acid, but if battery acid was tasty"

Gusty showers sounds like a terrible name for a retirement community

What happens if you have nipple pasties that just look like nipples? "Then you need nipple pasties for your nipple pasties" Nipple-pasty-ception "Get a bra that looks like boobs and put nipple pasties on that"

Yeah I'm like canonically allergic to chihuahuas in specific

"Jesus told a tree to off itself and then he threw a table"

"am I a Honda or a person?"

"NOW GIVE ME YOUR FACE AND DONT ASK QUESTIONS"

Gasp! Someone cheesed him!

WHY WOULD YOU MAKE MY LITTLE BOY INTO LEMONADE

"using my telekinesis to lift my daughter out of her crib just in time for her father to see her levitating randomly"

"why are we talking about bacon now I thought we were talking about your daddy issues"

I do not have a gender, I have a question

oh pants stopped happening like 30 minutes ago

just calling me Charizard is unhelpful team

I AM THE PICASSO OF MEMES

Ope there goes angel climbing into the China closet again

EVIL JELLO MY NEW GENDER

"I have a *weird* problem, are you ready to hear about my *weird* problem" "always" "my brownies are too oily"

"Before I can own a pigeon, I need to get my bird permit" Your..... Birdmit

It doesn't have to be a bunch of sad white women drinking wine sitting in a rented conference room with a bunch of tables all done up in tablecloths with droopy streamers and half floating balloons

he can be a soft boi *and* a crackhead!!!

"they're Jean shoes" YOU GOT THE FUCKIN JHOES???

Please refrain from happy biting the cannibal

WOOHOO KEVIN GOT BOOPS

Two pigeons, chilling on the sidewalk, five feet apart cause they're not gay

"you're watching a weiner schnitzel be made? Isn't that a dog?"

"she wouldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo"

About husk: probably grumpy enough to overpower catnip by the sheer force of cynicism

About niffty being drunk: she's a spastic caffeinated squirrel in traffic that's just taken a nice long inhale of, uh, snow

no actually I think you're right! I like my impulsive, self destructive behaviors

don't turn yourself into one of those cooked children in the backseat you're always hearing about, Pls don't cook yourself over your trauma

YEAH WE HAVE CHILD LABOR ON THIS BUS!

Mickey mouse voice: you can't spell drunk driving without U and I!

He has the mcdonald's headset of infinite wisdom

*angrily* IM GONNA TURN YOU INTO TREE FOOD

Sudden vox in my head: and now introducing, this.... Fuckin thing..... *gestures to cursed cat alastor on a small runway behind him*

HOPE THESE HELP YOU GUYS IM LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING THE NEW CONTENT!

Friend, I am

CRYING

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amara-among-the-stars · 8 months

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Heres is crack fic chapter three

Chapter tree

Aether was about ready to give up on the cake he was making until Dew climbed up on the counter with a milkshake (seriously where did all these milkshakes come from?)

“Aether. What kind of cake is this?” Dew asked with a big burp.

“A raspberry cake for Copia. He requested it.” Aether stated, sticking his tongue out as he molded the cake.

“Is… Is that why it's shaped like ass cheeks?” Dew asked, swinging his legs.

“Yeh. Its bc be likes cake and ass.” Aether replied.

“It needs smthin”. Dew said, grabbing a piping bag.

He wrote the following on the cake.

Eat ass everyday, get bitchez.

“Dewdropthaniel this is purrrrfect. You’re a genius!” Aether exclaimed.

Dew flipped his purple curly hair.

“Course I am. Im a hot genius. Thats why they call me Spencer Reid.” Dew chirped out, jumping off the counter.

“Boi aint nobody calling u spencer reid smh waht teh fawk.” Swiss said, materializing out of the fridge.

“First of all. Suck ass Swisstopher Shane. Second of all. Why teh FAWK were you in the fridge?” Dew shrieked.

Aether sighed at his lovers. Idiots/aff

“Bc Dewdropthaniel Thunderfuck. I was eating cheese. Duh.” Swiss replied, taking a bite out of a cheese wedge.

“NOO THAT WUZ CIRRUS’ PEPPER JACK CHEESE SWISSTOPHER SHANE!111” Aether screamed, batting the offending cheese out of Swiss’ hand.

“O shiet. Am dead. Bye gaiz.” Swiss peeped out and shadow traveled away.

Aether and Dew shrugged and carried Copia’s cake to his office.

“Oh mah Satan. Thank you for deh ass cake. I will eat so much ass and get bitchez. Thank u Dewdropthanielson and AetherBeefCakeTiddies for the lovely cake.” Copia gushed, digging into the cake.

The two ghouls high fived and went off skipping away to bother Alpha and Ifrit since those two dude bro’s were always dude bro - ing together. Currently they were watching Barbie and singing Im Just Ken because its such a dude bro song.

“Actually we're so much better than Ken. Hes stupid. Him and other Ken need to just miss alr.” Alpha said.

Ifrit nodded while doing push ups.

“We could like. Totes make out.” Ifrif said.

“Do it. Dont let ur dreams be dreams.” Dew said, once again drinking a milkshake while Aether used him as a dumbell.

“Fuck yeah lalalwlalalalwlwocbdjwoal.” Ifrit said while making out with Alpha.

Meanwhile down the hall you could hear Swiss being tortured with Mr. Meaty and Strawberry Shortcake for stealing Cirrus’ pepper jack cheese.

Poor Swisstopherthaniel Shane Summer.

#chi writes #the band ghost #dewdrop ghoul #nameless ghouls #swiss ghoul #aether ghoul #ifrit ghoul #alpha ghoul

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soccerpunching · 7 months

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Talk to me about Filo breads👁️👁️ what are your favorites. Say anything you want about them. Recommend some. Whatever. I just want you to talk about bread

(Btw you need not explain every food term u have, due to circumstances I wound up learning a bit about Filo baked goods/food some time ago hahah)

I USED TO BE THE FAVORITE CUSTOMER OF THE LOCAL PANADERIA (BAKERY) THAT I USED TO LIVE IN!!

They remember me bcs i always buy a different baked good everyday even tho i dont talk aside from saying how many of the product i pointed at did i want to buy. I dont think they heard me say more than twenty words in my life even though that was everyday

But the funny thing is that, in the most autistic manner, im just buying the things i want in like a cycle of how they display their products behind the glass. Im just choosing them clockwise so they know what i'll be having before i get there but i can tell when they move something from the usuals that are there, just a funny thing to share...! (U asked abt bread talk and i talked abt bakeries for some reason sfdadafada)

As for my favorite filo breads and baked goods bcs i have to mix that in (prob not all filo ogs but theyre my childhood!!) My top 10 favorites!!!

PANDESAL!!! I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT THEM!!! I LOVE THEM IN ALL FLAVORS BUT MALUNGGAY PANDESAL IS MY FAV. FILIPINO PANDESAL IS A MUST TO TRY IN THE PH!!! ESP AFTER IT'S JUST BAKED IN THE MORNING!!!

MONAY MONAY MONAY!! MY LIFE SAVER ALWAYS. I love the texture so much in an autistic way. I touch it over my face before eating. Very so not weird lore lore

Spanish bread!!!! The more butter it has, the more im in love w it!!!

Cheese bread!!! I cannot live w/o cheese. That is the gist of my cheese bread love reasons

Mamon!! It's literally the softest thing ever and they made them so small where i used to but it so i like taking that in one bite

Pianono <33333 - same w mamon, they are so small and cute!!!! The pianono i used to but have a different flavor after a while, changed after im done w my clockwise bread buying all the time

Asado rolls 🤤 - i love asado in siopao, i love it as a dish, so of course i love it in bread!!! Im just a really big fan of asado maybe

Egg pie - technically... a pie. But I only buy a slice!!! (Bcs thats what i can only afford... also why i choose differently everyday bcs my school budget is pretty low)

Kalihim - it's like eating softer bread in bread. Idk how to explain but i love the texture in my mouth when i eat it

Kababayan - on the last spot only bcs it gets stuck at the roof of my mouth, otherwise delicious!!!

I LOVE A LOT OF BREAD THAT I SEE AND IDK IF THEYRE ALL ORIGINALLY FILO BREADS AT ALL (im only there for the eating part sfsfhaafs)

#i cant talk abt pan de coco. all my filo mutuals will jump me for my pan de coco opinions #having an extreme deja vu abt you and bread also... gd it. not the memory thing happening again sfsgsfsgs #oh yeah bread talk.... i totally did not need to search what their names are. yeah i def remembered all of my favs name (lie)#not fandom lore #halftime lore #feisaru/andrew #aggressively compassionate crows <3

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bearsgrove · 1 month

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58 & 64 & 76 ehehe xxxxxx

thank u!!!!!!!!!!

58. four talents you’re proud of having? my very first thought: bro i have None but idk if i think about it for a sec uhhhh. i guess i like the way im able to talk myself out of things and just like mildly influence/manipulate people. like when im in trouble or im trying to avoid being in trouble im pretty good at smooth-talking my way out of most situations and its always been a very natural thing for me but yes it is definitely a talent lmao and then. hmm. i suppose i can draw and paint and im quite creative. im biting through 20 layers of self-criticism saying this btw i dont think i can name four ngl

64. favorite website from your childhood? there is a couple that come to mind transformice.com which was an online game really but hey the question says website so it counts. i played that SO fucking much. on the surface it was a simple multiplayer platformer where u played as a little mouse in a group with other mice and the objective was to get to the cheese. one of the mice was a shaman which meant that they had special abilities and they had to help all the mice get to the cheese. but there was SO much more going on. there were many custom games, clans, rooms, events… i loved it. my favourite custom game was kind of the opposite of the main game objective, the shaman mouse had to kill all mice in the room lmao. anyway. then there was dolldivine which i think people might be familiar with. dress up games basically. then there was one other website i cant remember the name which had many little games in it, from dress up to interior design to whatever. then i used to play ladypopular a lot which i wont even get into explaining lol but it ate up a huge chunk of my childhood

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)? i feel like i could write an entire love song about potatoes. like. ALL of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! literally every potato food is god tier. i think i might like fries the most? but then i remember that baked potatoes exist and u can just boil potatoes have them with some salt and sour cream or mashed potatoes or…………….. jesus man. fuck. it is THE food ever because its so simple so easy and yet SO fucking good no matter how u prepare it. low risk high reward etc

#asks #gwynbleidd #beloved mutuals plz send more

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squidinkedcreative · 5 months

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i was making some baked butternut squash for a friendsgiving the other day and it had me thinking abt steadyhands/crew of the revenge thanksgiving

do ed and izzy know what the holiday is? do they even care about it? i bet stede loves it even tho mans can barely cook. i bet he wears a ‘kiss the cook’ apron while trying to prepare the feast. i bet izzy would prepare the turkey for stede bc hes the least squeamish out of the three of them, and i bet iz’s turkey is fuckibg delicious. ed’s just doing small lil odd jobs like chopping herbs and veggies for stede and izzy, rolling out pie crust, mixing fillings for said pie/s.

i feel like even if ed and iz dont start off by liking the holiday, after a year or two of doing it together they start enjoying it and branching out a lil with their recipes

olu, jim, archie, and zheng would show up with some homemade cranberry sauce and maybe some sort of dessert roach gave them the recipe for(probably doesnt look the best but deff tastes amazing)

frenchie is just kind of there LMAO hes singing silly songs to the cooks

fang and roach would both bring appetizers, i feel like roach would bring some fancy ass deviled eggs or smth n fang would bring a a classic meat and cheese board

wee john is bringing his mommas homemade apple pie and its the best thing u have ever tasted in ur life

the swede and jackie would probably drop by with some booze

lucius and pete would probably bring some bland ass mashed potatoes lmaooooo two gays who cannot cook hc

they all leave out some leftovers in the yard in case bird buttons stops by

zheng invites her auntie, and auntie takes one bite of the mashed potatoes and straight up tells them it tastes like cardboard but then she takes them into the kitchen and shows them how to make them better(spices, SALT ANS PEPPER LMAO, also ✨good butter✨)

izzy just watching that going down, laughing to himself grateful he isnt the one to be teaching them, also grateful everyone is getting along and enjoying the peace

he probably slips away at one point, enjoying the cool night air(and the quiet) when bird buttons stops by and picks at the leftovers. i bet he and izzy have a silent exchange before he flies off

every year they get together and do it again, sometimes at somebody else’s place but usually at ed and stede’s inn <33

anygays, hope u enjoyed!! drop ur own in the replies or rb’s!! this was made possible by my moot who i bounced these off of a few days ago hehehe they added in and added to it, so its deff a collaborative effort!!!

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eulangelo · 2 years

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hey do you know a recipe for baked ziti? if so, how do you make it taste good? (ill make necessary substitutions for me and my sister’s many allergies but my sister and i really love baked ziti)

we dont make baked ziti in italy 🥲 the closest i can give u is for pasta al forno, which we usually make with rigatoni

but i guess u could make them with other kinds of pasta too, probably even ziti

so the easiest way to do this is to just boil the pasta but leave it a bit undercooked, then take it out and add the tomato sauce to the pasta. u can use storebought salsa if u want or u can make a super easy good one by just adding olive oil, half an onion (doesnt have to be chopped) and ur seasonings of choice to a pot and then add tomato puree in it, let it cook for 10 mins up to 2 hours (its up to u really, i use this recipe for pizza and 10/15 mins work for me. just take out the onion if u put it whole before adding the sauce to the pasta).

then u throw some of the pasta in a deep oven pan and add mozzarella+parmesan, then add another layer of pasta and more mozzarella and more parmesan, until u run out of ingredients. then u bake it at the higher temp until the cheese is melted and caramelized (but not burnt!!).

my grandma also puts small meatballs in it and chopped bits of bologna (which im not a huge fan of). if u feel like making the meatballs just take some ground meat (possibly a mix of pork/beef, but u do u) and add some egg, breadcrumbs, seasonings etc until the consistency is stable enough to hold its shape, then u make some pretty small meatballs (bite size or even smaller) and fry them in olive oil until brown and cooked through, and then u can add them to the pasta mixture. its a bit more time consuming and takes some efforts but u can make a pretty good baked pasta even without them (or if u find them premade at the store u could use those as well)

tastes even better the day after if u warm it up in the oven imo

#sks

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surveysonfleek · 2 years

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1648.

Do you take pictures of yourself on a daily basis? not at all

Do you like the name Adam? its common/classic, i know a few and i dnt like all of them but some are great

What is the first liquid you drank today? water

Have you ever been to Los Angeles, California? yes

Do you believe in angels? i dont really tbh. they would be super cool though

Do you prefer Pepsi or Coke? Or do you not care either way? coke if i had to choose but i prefer vanilla coke or pepsi max

Is there anything in your past that you used to regret, but now you don’t? yes

When is the last time you ate donuts? i technically took a bite of one on monday

Are you left handed? nope

Do you use your left or right thumb to press the space bar? just testing this out... looks like i used my right thumb more

Have you ever had a Hershey’s bar with almonds? most likely but i dont remember

What cell phone company do you have? optus

Do you text on a daily basis? What about hourly? hourly

What’s the last song you listened to? i forgot haha

When is the last time you sneezed? yesterday?

Who is the 3rd person you talked to this morning? this recruiter i was speaking to

Are you dating the last person you talked to on the phone? nope

Do you like surveys that have good grammar and spelling? of course. i dont really come across many with spelling mistakes anyway

Does your knee hurt? no

Has anyone ever bitten your knee? no..

Do you know anyone whose name starts with an X, Q, or U? im thinking and i dont haha

Do you know anyone whose name ends with a J, Q, or W? no

Has anyone ever called you sexy? yes

Do you have children? no

Do you like raisins? nope!!!

Do you speak any language besides English? kinda

Can you eat cheese? i love cheese but i always take lacteeze with it just in case

Are you in college? no

Have you ever driven a purple car? no

What about a green car? ive been in one but i didnt drive

Do you drink hard liquor? yes

Do you like scrabble? i do, im pretty good at it

What should you be doing now instead of this survey? nothing rn

Do you have a printer? yes

Have you met anyone new yet today? yes

Have you ever overheard a conversation you weren’t supposed to? most likely

Do you wish it was 10 hours later than it is now? nahm im ok with it being afternoon

Have you ever been to New York City, Chicago, or Indianapolis? yes, no, no. keen to visit all!

Do you want some pie? no, im full

Have you ever stayed up until 7:30 AM? yes, def more than once

Have you ever lived in Pennsylvania, Arizona, or Hawaii? nope

Do you like ants? no lol. i always wanted an ant farm as a kid though

Did you like the movie Antz? i did!

What was your favorite ice cream flavor when you were little? rainbow

Is it still your favorite? not really. i dont love ice cream anymore. i prefer gelato and hardly ever eat that either

By the way, what is your name? d

And what time is it? 3:12pm

What time zone do you live in? aest

Do you like drums? i dont mind them

Have you ever drank goat milk? i dont think so... just goats cheese

Do you like cats? no!

#survey #surveys #quiz #bored #questions

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chelleztjs18 · 1 year

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Hello you mrs. doesn't eat the bread crust lefty eyebag. That was pretty good! You're catching on to nickname giving 😅

Sounds like a good day to me except for the allergy part. Sorry you kept sneezing, I hate that. I bet you look like Rudolph the red nose reindeer with all the blowing and runny nose hahaha.

Today was okay, just same crap different day 🙃

I'm the same way with toast. I don't like it too toasty. If it's too toasted, the little crumbs go everywhere and it's messy. I remember you said you eat Nutella. Do you eat it with toasted bread or no? And do you make it into a sandwich?

Ooh I know what you mean with the crispy edges of the egg. That's how I like it too! And the tuna sandwich, do you do anything special with the mix or just tuna and mayo and spices?

It's the crust part but like, the corner part of the sandwich when you're almost done lol 😆

What kind of bread do you like for sandwiches?

Ah wow gross. Hahahahaha I love squid, but to think of them live and squirming.. yuck. That's a lot to remember when fishing. How did you learn all this?

Also, you don't clean your own fish?

Man, all this talk about fish and sushi is making me hungry.

I have a lot of favorite lyrics too. It's hard to pick just one haha 😅

Have you ever seen a shooting star before?

- CuriousGeorge

helloo.. hahaha u keep coming up with the good nickname for me too.hahaha.

yeah it was a good day, n im used to with my alllergies. so it's kinda a usual thing for me. n no, my nose isnt red thankfully. lol. but i sneeze n keep blowing my nose today.

aw im sorry u had a crappy day. I hope u feel better now. u can talk about it with me if u want :)

wht u doin now?

yes i think the same with too toasty toast, messy plus it's too hard n i dont like it. i like it soft but just a bit of crunchy. i looooove nutella. yes i eat it with bread like sandwich but not toasted. i like it with soft bread. also there is one of the things from the Dutch that Indonesians adapt. we have this chocolate sprinkles but taste better than chocolate sprinkles here. it's more chocolaty n less sweet. so we spread butter to the bread and the chocolate sprinkles on it n make it a sandwich. it's so good. i think the sprinkles name Hageslag or something. I have a dutch friend n she confirmed that the dutch still eat that sandwich until now, so do indonesians. :D n i have some so i still eat it here too.

yesss the crispy egg and runny in the middle is so good. especially if u eat it with thai food. or just simply rice. when i was a kid, my mom always make my egg like that and then put a little butter on our warm rice n mix it. then put the egg n drizzle some dark sweet soy sauce. omg it's so good. sometimes she puts sesame oil too.

for tuna sandwich, i like to add sweet relish in the mix. then grill it like making a grilled cheese sandwich. for egg salad sandwich, i like to add sliced black olives in it. sooo good. u should try it.

for sandwich i like regular white bread or rye bread or sweet rolls or sourdough. i dont mind wheat bread. my favorite bread r pita bread, flat bread, naan bread, sourdough. what about u?

Haha yeah it's gross.usually my husband will be the one put the bait n cast it then give it to me 😅 because it's hard for me to do it. N in a boat with bunch of other people,u gotta be fast otherwise the fish will bite their bait. Haha.

My husband teaches me how to fish n i practice it by doing it.

Oh no, i dont clean fish.i always thought that cleaning fish is soooo gross since i was a kid. I watched how my mom clean n scrap off the scales n it got all over the sink n somtimes around it n i remember it's hard to take it off my skin if it stick to me, n it looks slimy n weird silver color plus the smell plus the fish look ugly, so no. Hahaha. I rarely cook fish in my place now. I dont mind cook shrimp but not fish. I dont even eat fish off the bones let alone have a whole fish with the head n tail n all that. I only eat tuna fillet or white fish clean fillet. I dont eat fresh water fish because i think it taste muddy.lol. but i eat sushi.lol.

I have a bad experience eating fish off the bones. One time i ate some n there was 1 bone thats like a toothpick size n i didnt know it. N whn i bite it, the bone stab into my teeth n the bone broke n stuck in it. I couldnt shut my mouth because it hurts. I forgot if i went to dentist or not, i was still a kid but i remember i was told that the only way is just let the bone broke by itself n let our saliva desolve it. N after few days it was gone. Since then i never eat fish off the bone anymore.

Haha i know right. It's really hard to pick favorite lyric.haha.

No i dont think i hv seen a shooting star. Have u?

Next questions?

Cheerio!

#chellez answers #ask answered #anon answered #curious george anon

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un-angel · 1 year

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70 horrible questions updated

black march 2020, purple november 2022

01 Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

no

02 Who did you last say “I love you” to?

sara

izzy

03 Do you regret anything?

there’s one thing i should regret but i’m not sure i do, but apart from that nothing at all

still not sure i regret that same thing i was talking about but i do regret one relationship i had

04 Are you insecure?

hell yeh baby

yeah

05 What is your relationship status?

single

single but married

06 How do you want to die?

on my own terms

and i stand by that!

07 What did you last eat?

a bagel

half a cheese toastie

08 Played any sports?

netball and horseriding played tennis and swam when i was younger too

i joined netball and football at uni idk tho

09 Do you bite your nails?

yes

still yes

10 When was your last physical fight?

never properly only my brother

my brother literally doesnt count ive never fought anyone

11 Do you like someone?

kinda

yes im completely in love with her

12 Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

ummm i don’t think so

not sure probably not why would i

13 Do you hate anyone at the moment?

yes

no and i havent for a while, no point wasting ur energy hating anyone

14 Do you miss someone?

yes

yep

15 Have any pets?

2 cats jasmine and tiger (my lovs)

still got em

16 How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

struggling

dying

17 Ever made out in the bathroom?

no

yes

18 Are you scared of spiders?

yes

19 Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

maybe

yes maybe for a day or so

20 Where was the last place you snogged someone?

ewww but a club in bulgaria gag

in my bedroom

21 What are your plans for this weekend?

stay alive and go cycling

stay alive lie in bed

22 Do you want to have kids? How many?

i change my mind everydsy

2 or 3 maybe not sure

23 Do you have piercings? How many?

yes 8

i have 8 but theyre a different 8 from before

24 What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

ummmmmm art english RS chem

why would i ever have written chem? it was art and RS + i’ll let english slide

25 Do you miss anyone from your past?

yes but u don’t get to know who

yeah a little

26 What are you craving right now?

frozen yogurt

oh my god i have literally been craving frozen yoghurt for the past 7 years but i had so much of it this past summer. that will do me for a while.

27 Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

maybe i think so a little

yes

28 Have you ever been cheated on?

i don’t know

girl u were cheated on

29 Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

yes

yes and now it’s a boyfriend and a girlfriend

30 What’s irritating you right now?

my parents

the love of my life

31 Does somebody love you?

damn i hope so

yes . ur loved dont forget it

32 What is your favourite color?

all of them

still all of them but maybe blue or purple or pink

33 Do you have trust issues?

wirh certain people yes but in general no

im gonna say no but i think im about to develop a few Xx

34 Who/what was your last dream about?

i dreamt we went back to school (nightmare)

i cant remember

35 Who was the last person you cried in front of?

mia

izzy

36 Do you give out second chances too easily?

no

i dont think so

37 Is it easier to forgive or forget?

forgive

literally neither i will never forgive u and i will never forget it fuck u

38 Is this year the best year of your life?

no

maybe

39 How old were you when you had your first kiss?

just turned 15

true story

40 Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

no imagine not being insecure

no!!

51 Favourite food?

my nans lubia polo or my great aunts🤤 or nachos

still probably lubia polo

52 Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

yes

yes but u wont always understand the reason

53 What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

finished watching finding dory

cried and prayed

54 Is cheating ever okay?

no

still no but i did maybe slip up and i get how it happens but doesnt make it okay.

55 Are you mean?

i don’t know maybe

no!!! but sometimes

56 How many people have you fist fought?

0 sir

0!!

57 Do you believe in true love?

ummmmmmm don’t think so

i wanna say yes i wanna say i know my true love but now im not sure

58 Favourite weather?

when it’s raining but it’s warm

yeh that

59 Do you like the snow?

YES

yes

60 Do you wanna get married?

yes

61 Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

depends who but yeh

if it’s the loml then yes

62 What makes you happy?

art and animals and my friends

and my love

63 Would you change your name?

not anymore but i used to really really want to

dont think so i would never adjust

64 Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

yes

the hardest but so so easy at the same time

65 Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

mannnn idk

scream and cry jack get away from me

66 Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

yes

not sure if we’re there yet

67 Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

bruce hahahah

rory

68 Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

i can’t remember but probably mia

izzy? been having a lot recently though

69 Do you believe in soulmates?

no

yes i do that was silly. u can have multiple though

70 Is there anyone you would die for?

a lot of people

yes but less than before i think i was just suicidal

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we need some mediocre nat fluff now to hear us from that stab in the heart fic

gotchu baby

content warnings: nsfw i sprinkled in some porn so, as usual peak mediocrity

she brings white claw to meet ur friends<3 and youre like i set a low bar for you and youre playing limbo with it. and yet ur friends are like so impressed by her because shes an avenger and she just smirks at you over the table

you ask her why she doesnt speak russian to you regularly and shes like well u dont speak clown to me regularly? and u whack her stomach but she just pulls u in for a hug and ur like ur so annoying but u kiss her anyway

when u go for a walk w her through the park and u see an ice cream truck ur like go buy us a cone and shes like wtf why dont U buy it bitch and ur like u wear the strap, u pay the bill

shes just like :| but goes and pays for it anyway but before u can even take a bite of it, she eats the whole thing and shes like yeah look i need the energy, i burn so much of it putting up w ur ass

you rolling ur eyes: you love putting my ass up

nat: very true<3

sometimes u take naps in her office and she comes in and wakes u up and is like come eat me out under my table and ur like ??? u didnt even say hi bro tf but like ur a slut so yeah

sometimes u show up to bring her lunch so she makes a joke about how its reciprocal: she eats something and u eat something

when halloween rolls around and they have those fake decorations, u buy a bag of spiders and u find her at the gym and u throw them at her and ur like "for halloween im you, i attack people with my spider bullshit" she gets u in the ring and slams you on ur back and ur like "i still dont regret doing that" and she sits on your waist, straddling u and rolls her eyes but shes smiling fondly down at u and she kisses u and then grabs ur face and says Get the fuck out. and youre like no<3 and she says And stop visiting me at work. and youre like No<3

nat and her cock gag<3 when u dont stop irritating her she tells u to open up baby, spits in ur mouth, shoves it in, and pats ur cheek twice, says ur so much more bearable like this

when ur nice to her she'll let u braid her hair so she'll sit cross legged on the floor while netflix is on and u play w her hair and sometimes you'll yank her head back by the braid for a kiss and she doesn't say anything about it until it comes time for a spank lmao she counted.

she will show up at ur job too, hand u a wrap or a sandwich she bought for like $3 and then talk u into making out in her car or in a storage closet, every time u leave the other hanging -- either ur break is over or she has to go or smth

u send her memes about being a boomer and she says shut up and ur like ok cradle robber. she says u like me w a cane. u tell her ur looking at her respectfully bc u always respect ur elders. she dresses up as steve for Halloween and tells u its because shes dressing her age. and by steve i mean she just wears a tight shirt and flexes all the time. u have no complaints

at the pool she pushes u in and ur like I'm drowning i need mouth to mouth and she obliges because she saves lives u know<3

ok soft gfs sometimes when shes out of the country you'll call her and ur sleepy bc its weird timezones and ur like pls be safe. come back soon. and nats like side eying her coworkers bc they cannot see her emote like this so shes like "um yes i like mac n cheese" and ur like "and thats i love you in repressed russian spy right?" and shes turning around to face a wall and smiling and going "yes it is" and when she comes home u hand her a microwave mac n cheese and she kisses u at the door and u tell her so sweetly that shes washing all the dishes from the past week bc she cannot skimp out on chores and shes like sure ok but i have a lot of laundry for u to do:) don't get stuck again. Or do. i don't mind

inspired by tiktok for ur anniversary u both agree not to buy each other gifts but ur bored one day and make a macaroni frame and u put in a picture of u both and ur like Sike i got a gift for u <3 and shes panic buying shit like brand name clothes, make up, a brand new sex toy, and ur like ......nat i literally just got u this.

shes so unimpressed she says shes going to return everything u don't deserve ANYTHING but she lets u kiss her jaw and her cheek and her lips and u tell her thank u baby and ur like :) ily and shes like ok fine.

mediocre nat is really just a simp ngl

#ask #anonymous #mm

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solomonish · 3 years

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Dork Solomon Agenda

You say sexy shady sorcerer I say nerd and love of my life

Solomon is a sad lonely little man why just wants a genuine connection us that so much to ask???

No but seriously like. It's totally fine if you hc Solomon as this man-turned-lowkey-sex-god with a million succubi and more at his whim whenever he wants and would be a tough one to put the ol' ball and chain on like to each their own for sure! But that's not MY hc

(Thats not to say my hc means he doesn't ever engage in casual sex like that and wanting a genuine long term relationship at some point [or finding out thats what you want when you meet someone] are not mutually exclusive yknow)

So like Solomon isn't the type to be short with you or keep you at an arm's length (i mean...u get what I mean. Once you're close enough and all that jazz) or get annoyed by you wanting to be affectionate?? Hello??

He LOVES the little things you do (some on accident tbh). You feeling affectionate today and give him a kiss or three on his face before you leave to go to your separate classes? Adorable, he's fallen in love again. You do that thing where you like.. forget how to walk straight and just accidentally bump into him? No come back he likes being close to you :( He doesn't SAY these things but there's a light, airy laugh he has that gives him away.

If you're ever facetiming he will say "boo!" when you connect instead of just. Greeting you like a normal person.

His fuckin. His devilgram name is monSOLO. My mans is a star wars fan!!! I dont know any of The Discourse bc I'm not super into star wars myself but he has IN DEPTH opinions about the movies. Seriously rivals Levi in this aspect. Please make time for movie nights where you watch the movies together 🥺 especially if you haven't seen them before he'd love to convert you 🥺

Didn't Solomon also have a thing for TSL??? Or am I just imagining it??

I feel like his ideal date would be exploring something new, whether its this new spooky forest or "hey have we been down this alley before? Let's check it out!" but ideal date number TWO is movie night. Even if it isn't Star Wars. He likes to sit on opposite ends of the couch throwing popcorn into each other's mouths (and big candies like peanut m&ms where you both have almost choked before) and maybe a footsie war if he's feeling real devious. Then at some point you grab a blanket and snuggle up to him and you both fall asleep on the couch

Simeon yells at him when you leave because there's popcorn EVERYWHERE

LOVES when you laugh super loud. Idk man he just thinks its great when you have such unbridled joy and then he laughs too 😊 not as loud though he's more of a quiet chuckle kind of guy (most of the time).

Is friends with Asmo so is extremely great at slumber party gossip. Catch him in his pajamas, cross-legged on the floor while clutching a pillow to his chest and listening intently to you rant about the brothers.

"Come here I have a secret to tell you" (blows air in your ear) "okay okay I'm sorry but come here again" (blows air on your neck) "okay okay last time! I actually have something to tell you. Please? Its important...." (kisses ur cheek) "like u a lil bit xo"

Never the type to send "good morning beautiful" or "good night 💞" texts. Instead he'll send you something at 4 am like "the infinite cosmos will eventually swallow whole all familiarity and life as it is now presently known and despite the adaptations humans or demons or angels could make i will still have to adapt and face the world as an alien in the realm I love so dearly. Funny how the strongest of beings bow to the whim of space and time. But sometimes my eternal journey doesn't seem so daunting when I realize that with my everlasting life will be the memory of you no matter how distant and the survival of the vessel you loved...."

And then at lunch that day when the brothers pull you away he'll send you a picture of the lasagna they're serving with "this kinda looks like you? Don't worry I'd still hit it" and then two minutes later "you not the pasta"

Is the type to think randomly "oh damn I love you so much" but has an impressive filter about it. Or he thinks he does until Luke grumbles "ugh get a room thats the fifth time you've seen that since monday" ok, sometimes he has a good filter about it

He can't help it! Sometimes you just say something really smart (or something SPECTACULARLY dumb) or you do something cute like lean on him or smile a specific way or-

Sir.....you're head over heels sir :/

The type who would go to a playground at night with you and just swing on the swings talking about life

Wants to have a secret handshake with you!!

If you're ever on a road trip with just the two of you, you can get him to join in on the terrible singing but he'll be a lot quieter than you

Also will only join in if he isn't driving. If he is and you aren't talking, he's just humming underneath his breath. Will drum on the steering wheel though

Cooking

(Yes, it gets its own section because MAYBE I'm obsessed with the idea of MC teaching Solomon to cook and the food still turning out terrible but at least it isn't a void when MC is helping)

The type to flick water at you every time he washes his hands. Will chase you down just to do it.

"Hey, tilt your head back and open your mouth MC" (proceeds to dump too big a handful of shredded cheese in your mouth)

100% the type to lean over you just to hinder your cooking abilities. Who cares if the sauce splashes he's tiiiired.... you'd let belphie do it :(

Puts a hand on your lower back when he passes behind you. Hopes you'll lean into it/step back and offer him a kiss 🥺

Believes in always having a proper table setting. Prepare for whatever juice they have (or water) in wine glasses if you're having a nice-er meal

Under the assumption that a spell ruined his sense of taste (and not that he's just bad at cooking) he hates spicy food. He can feel the burn but he gets none of the flavor??? Wack. Don't hurt him like that MC. If you do because its hilarious to watch him try to be cool about it he will pout

Gets cheesy aprons. He just likes them.

Will hit you on the top of your head with a whisk to hear the noise it makes

Will buy every kitchen hack tool there is. A ketchup dispenser that looks like a gun? He's got it. A fish that helps you squeeze out the egg yolks? Yes! A dinosaur soup ladle? You bet! Pizza scissors? A tool that makes hard boiled eggs into cubes? Something that's gotta be like 200 years old and no discernable purpose? Absolutely! He wants a hot dog toaster. Do they even have hot dogs in the devildom?

Will sneak bites just because it bothers you

Overall

Look at him. He hasn't had friends in centuries. He's playful!

Look at his DEVILGRAM NAME

His funky little WAND

This is a man who is a huge nerd, thrives off of cliches and just wants to have a good time. So let him! Its mentally exhausting having those pretenses up all the time.

#solomon #obey me #solomon fluff #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #swd obey me #obey me solomon #solomon x reader #solomon hcs #mine #swd solomon #long post #??? i think it is #mobile formatting SUCKS

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seattlesea · 3 years

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Lorien Legacies Characters as Things My Family and I Have Said (Part Three)

John: Am I cute

Six: Whatever makes you happy

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Marina: Where’s my perfume?

Eight: I drank it

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Nine: *squeezes bread* I just really felt like doing that

Five: I feel like doing that to you

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Eight: Use your bread you fucking heathen

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Five, tucking Maggie and Ella into bed: Night night c*nts

Maggie and Ella, in unison: REEEE

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John: *attempts to do something but fails*

Nine: Bitch thought

John: Shut up

Six: Bitch thought

Five: Bitch thought

One: Bitch thought

Eight: Bitch thought

Adam: Bitch thought

John: I hate you guys so fucking much

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Eight: Is eating this much cheese even healthy???

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John: Raise your hand if you love dogs

Adam: I would but I’m eating goldfish

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Five, on an Omegle video chat with a knocked-out Sam and Ella: They're dead

Nine, on the other end of the call: Tell them to get up

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Six: Men are dumb. Fuck men. You know, what? To all the ladies in the chat, here's some advice.

Six: Become a lesbian

Six: Adopt a cat

Six: Plant a garden

Six: Live in a forest

Six: Destroy the patriarchy

Six: Travel the world

Six: Fuck shit up

Six: And do it with a smile and a piña colada *bites chip*

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Marina: I was gonna wear a cute pink flower crown with my outfit but then I thought fuck that, I'm going low-key cottagecore, not Ohioan frolicker or Idahoan horse girl

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Adam: Dude, are you high?

Sam: What? No

Sam, suddenly remembering he rode passenger while Nile smoked weed on their way home and has gotten high off second-hand smoking weed before: OH SHI-

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Five: Why am I even up at four in the morning with chips and Mountain Dew???

Marina: I mean, it could be from insomnia rooting from your depressio-

Five: Depression? BITCH PLEASE that shit is so 2019

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Adam's teacher: I know it's Monday, but if it's any comfort, today is the first day of the last week of April!

Adam: What the FUCK did you just say to me-

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Eight, mimicking an old man: gEt OfF mY lAwN

Sam: *puts face in bowl and laughs*

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Nine, knocking on the door: Let me innnnn

John, sitting against the door so Nine doesn't come in: No, I'm still mad at you

Nine: Ok ok I'm sorry, I'll pay you fifty dollars

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Five, trying to be compassionate with Nine: Remember when we used to match hairstyles, you fuck?

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Literally anyone: *laughs*

Eight: Giggles

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Hannu: No sad, just ball

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Six: fight me fight me fight me fight me fight me fight me square up square up square up sqUARE UP SQUARE U-

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One: Can I use your headphones?

Adam: Sorry, I'm using the-

One: Shut up you dumb fuck

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Eight, talking to himself in the mirror: Oh my god look at you in your big, baggy flannel you look sO CUTE you're adorable don't let anyone tell you differently, including you you dumb fucking insecure little bitch

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Daniela: What would happen if a woman took penis enlargement pills?

Adam: Hey no offense but what the fuck is wrong with you?

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John: What even goes on in your mind?

Nine: Tarot cards, money, Cotton Eye Joe on loop, applesauce, lighting a house on fire, jumping out a second-story house to see if my ankle is durable or not...

John:...

Nine: But mostly Cotton Eye Joe on loop

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Five: Some people identify as she/her. Some people identify as he/him. Some people identify as they/them. I identifty as a fucking disappointment.

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Marina: Hey, can I ask you a question?

Eight, naked in a bubble-filled bathtub with lit candles, a wine glass full of apple juice, and IceJJFish playing: Do I look like someone with the fucking time?

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John: Hey, are you gay?

Adam, sitting on the ground blasting Ariana Grande with an iced almond milk latte and wearing a baggy flannel shirt: BITCH-

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Six: *opens her online-shopping package*

Marina: Uh, those are going to make you look a little emo, aren't they?

Six, putting on her thick chain choker and leather gloves: that's the poINT-

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Sam: *dances like a crab to the Crab Rave* Crabby Rave make pain go away

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One: 'oH i DoNt HaVe PrOnOuNs'- what the fuck are you then, a toaster?

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Random celebrity: Wow, fangirls are so sweet and dedicated, they really should get paid for all the promotions and hard work they do!

Six: Ok pay me then

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Maggie, crying: All I wanted was some fucking chicky nuggies

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Sam, walking up to Nine in public: Hey bestie-

Nine: I don't know you

Sam: Bitch-

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Ella: I'm gonna send a celebrity a meme everyday until they reply to me

Marina: Why?

Ella: Why the fuck not?

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Five: Yeah, I'm depressed *laughs*

John: Why'd you laugh?

Five: It's a coping mechanism

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Maggie: I don't want a boyfriend or a girlfriend or a partner I wants the three D's

Sarah, horrified: The WHAT

Maggie: Dogs, donuts, and diamonds

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Hannu: So there's this philosophy theory-

One: I will fucking drown you

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Six: If you are male and you have a flat ass, don't speak to me. I need guy friends who match my level of THICKNESS

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One: Oh my god she's so cute

Adam: She has a girlfriend

One: Sharing is caring

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Five: If ONE MORE BITCHASS WHORE comments on my clothes and shits about how feminine I dress I swear I will be gOING TO JAIL

Five: JUST SAY YOU ARE JEALOUS YOU CAN'T WORK BOTH AND LEAVE BITCH

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Nine: So I have this problem where I hate myself but I still think I'm better than everyone else

John:...

Nine: Like I'm trash but I'm QUALITY trash, I'm trash from the garbage bags of Louis Vuitton, I'm recyclable, reusable trash, I'm the trash no one wants to throw away

John: Um...

Nine: If Gucci made a limited-edition, 24-karat gold garbage bag, I'd be that garbage bag

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Maggie, holding a nerf gun to Adam's head: Gimme all your fucking money

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Sam: I don't know, I've just been feeling a little down lately

Six: No

Sam: What?

Six: That's not allowed

Sam: Wha-

Six: *smacks Sam in the face with a pillow*

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Maggie: BESTIE. YOU ARE A BAD BITCH. DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU DIFFERENTLY. WORK IT QUEEN

The pigeon on the sidewalk:

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mirakeul · 3 years

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making miracles at mirakeul’s !!!

welcome, dear @kitashinsvks, thank you for supporting mirakeul’s! your match will be right with you! just step this way, and you’re good to go! pardon me for the long wait, we hope you enjoy your date ! [reader uses she/her]

matchup masterlist || event details [event status ; closed]

"you really want to try it?" y/n's eyes sparkled. the four-course-meal date or so it says on tiktok, was an idea where people, two mostly or an even number, use an app to randomize whoever chooses what they would eat for drinks, an appetizer, the main course, and dessert.

"i am," her partner, kita shinsuke, said beside her as they walked inside the mall. "it is very interesting."

"will you do the tiktok with me?"

"if we must, then i suppose there's no harm."

y/n grinned, getting her phone out as they filmed the intro. kita was just told to smile and wave to the camera as she filmed.

"okay, first, drinks!" y/n held out her right hand, her left filming of course. rock paper scissors, shoot! they both threw out a rock which made them grin a little. cutting the video, they did another round. this time, kita threw out paper while y/n threw out rock.

she stopped the video, grinning at her partner. "where to, shin?"

kita guided her to the boba shop he heard from osamu. they ordered, kita with his mango and passionfruit boba and y/n getting oreo with additional cheese cream. they filmed the next part of the video with kita showing off his drink.

after a good one hour, a little before lunch, they decided to get appetizers. rock paper scissors, shoot! kita, again, threw out paper while y/n smiled, victorious, as she threw out scissors. kita smiled, asking her what she wanted. she then lead him to an onigiri place where they ordered a few types of onigiri.

kita gladly filmed for her part, showing the camera the tuna onigiri she was munching on. and then there was the main course. y/n is pretty sure she knows what kita would like, having passed the restaurant that serves his favorite. rock paper scissors, shoot! this time, kita used rock while y/n used paper. y/n grinned, already pulling her partner to the restaurant.

"you want tuna hamburger, right?" she said from beside her partner as she eyed the menu. "let's get that and maybe some sides and some sushi would be nice."

kita smiled lovingly at her, eyes full of wonder because she remembered that small thing about him. he voiced his agreements, filming the two of them as they both took a bite of their burgers.

it was the end of the day and sadly, the end of their very interesting date. only dessert left, rock paper scissors, shoot! they both used paper and with an intense stare and grin adorning their faces, they played another round. kita used paper again but y/n changed hers to a rock. he grinned, knowing what sweet treat to end the day with.

"two orders of ichigo daifuku, please." y/n's smile grew wider, loving strawberries. they filmed the last part of the tiktok, y/n editing it once she got home. needless to say, everyone in inarizaki was talking about the captain and your date, loving the new side they notice from the usually stone cold captain.

reblogs are greatly appreciated ! keep reading for a personal letter !

letter from you ;

bb !!!!! congrats on 700 omg to more milestones ahead !! i'm joining ur event whether u like it or not 😤

so i'm a she/her, 18, straight, taurus and an enfp! i love looking for something new to do but i cannot stick to it bc 🤡burnout🤡 and i hate being told what to do especially when people try to pressure me into doing smthng i dont want to.

my s/o needs to be, at the very least, taller than me (i'm like 5'3), respectful, clingy !!! (pls i am touchstarved), and fun to be with, bonus points if he could handle my random urges sjsjdj

for prefences, male please ! and i would prefer if it were inarizaki or seijoh but it doesn't really matter, i'll leave it to your judgment!

my ideal date is just wandering around the busy streets of mnl and eating streetfood, or having that rock-paper-scissor meal date (tangina *umiyak dahil single*)

again, congrats on 700 bb!!!

letter from me ;

NIEEE THANK YOU HUHU FORTUNATELY, I LIKE IT NA SUMALI KA YIE AHAHHAHAHAHA PERO <333 THANK U FOR ALWAYS SUPPORTING ME HUHUHU AND FOR BEING AN INSPIRATION ILY !!!! ALSO binigay q si kita kasi honestly bagay kau (at mejj biased aq /hj) AND SUPER NAENJOY Q YUNG DATE THINGY ALSO RANDOMIZED YUNG ROCK PAPER SCISSORS HAHAHAHAH GUMAMIT TALAGA AQ NG RANDOMIZER PARA MASAYA HHAHAHAHA tamo naman napahaba HAHAHAH PERO HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT AS MUCH AS I ENJOYED WRITING IT kita x nie my fave tiktokers <333

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