Europe is so weird bc my long distance bestie is in my country rn but it would be closer for us to both meet in a different country than to drive to the other side of this one
News of a good disposition seems more than a little sparse right now, so you really have to make the most of it, as and when.
There is some news, however, from Greece. And this news is pretty, pretty good. So we are going to break this particularly good news to you the only way we know how. Enjoy it y'all.
[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'The EU has passed the worldwide first major AI regulation' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]
(If you are actually married or otherwise committed, you don't have to play.)
Quick, you've been thrown back in time to whatever era/region makes sense for the question, and your only way to avoid being shunned for being unmarried at your age (a real spinster), is to lie and claim you are a widow/er.
What name do you claim your late spouse had? What do you base this imaginary person's personality on? Remember, you'll have to keep your story straight!
Keep it in the tags so the post doesn't bloat unless you've got something really interesting.