gwynriel day 4: warriors
gwyn: my pegasus and I could totally beat you in a race
Azriel: no chance
gwyn: your 500 years old and basically decaying we could take you any day
Azriel: decaying? *flexes a little* alright berdara you wanna mouth off. name your terms
gwyn: Get to the court of nightmares and back to the house of wind. no winnowing. just flying. whoever gets there first wins
azriel: what’s my prize?
gwyn: when I win, we have sex in the bathroom
gwyn: you win, we have sex in the bathroom
azriel: our usual wager then
gwyn: deal?
azriel: you’re on
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Beetlejuice: I don't wanna be y/n's "boyfriend"
Barbara: well, what do you want then?
Beetlejuice: i don't know, I just wanna be with them all the time, I wanna hear about their day, tell them about mine, I wanna hold their hand, smell their hair, pfft, but I don't wanna be their stupid "boyfriend"
Barbara:...
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phoenix writes a letter for miles in his will
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Poor man
He just wanted another night of drugs and perhaps some c0ck
Instead he found himself accidently homewrecking the morbidly disfunctional 28year marriage of the one real life vampire gay couple currently roaming the state
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last saw scribbles of the day hee hee
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#Happybirthday @CobieSmulders #cobiesmulders #actress #mariahill #TheAvengers #CaptainAmerica #TheWinterSoldier #AgeofUltron #InfinityWar #Endgame #SpiderMan #FarFromHome #AgentsofSHIELD #WhatIf #SecretInvasion #HowIMetYourMother #TheLegoMovie #TheIntervention #JackReacher
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Please appreciate his ducky tie.
The idea of Tim getting himself in trouble to help a friend - a friend for whom he has a big crush - to the point of getting court mandated therapy and there falling in love with his therapist has been living rent free in my head for a while. I liked that HIMYM episode haha.
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part one here—voting still going!
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obsessed with ships where two people weave in and out of each other’s lives but there’s always love there and some things will always be unspoken but felt sooo deeply. when the dynamic is too dysfunctional for love to salvage!!!
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Looking back at Girl Meets World, it will forever irritate me especially for how they handled/treated Angela. Oh this show really hated black women because how do you not only 1.) describe her, one of (correct me if I'm wrong) only few black and MAIN characters of the og show, as a "concept" 2.) have characters show obvious disgust at the small mention of her name 3.) depict her as a homewrecker for a new relationship that, really, shouldn't have ever happened 4.) have her old friends treat her like dirt and her old lover like she is the root of his problems, when there was nothing but positive love there 5.) reuse all the concepts from said previous love story just to elevate the new ship with a yte woman and 6.) compare her to Hurricane Katrina, one of the deadliest hurricanes that caused significant numbers of death, harm, misplacement, and trauma to people, largely of whom were black? Mind you, all these points I mentioned were toward the only main black character of the OG show before the spinoff, and the only, from what I can remember, black female character of the spinoff who didn't even stay long. Not even getting into the racist drama with some of the members on set, but you cannot look me in the eye and tell me that the way the show handled Angela, her story, and her relationship with the other characters + Shawn wasn't fucking disrespectful, you can't because I won't believe you.
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Dean, very drunk, to Cas: Cas has no idea I'm in love with him
Cas: you’re in love with me?
Dean: oh sorry
Dean, to Sam: Cas has no idea I'm in love with him
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I firmly believe if Mona was ever introduced into rottmnt and grew romantic relationship with raph,their relationship would get to point that sometimes they don’t even need to speak in order to communicate.
They just have a conversation waving their hands about and doing gestures while rest look on out pure confusion.(except donnie probably)
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Happy Birthday Cobie 🥳🎂🎁🎈🎉
April 3,1982
Buon Compleanno 🥳🎂🎈🎁 🎉
3 Aprile 1982
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I know I said Lin Manuel Miranda is in literally everything but omfg can I just watch one show without him?? He's in how I met your mother??
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