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nymph1e · 3 months
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Listen. When I saw a gay super hero romance novel that was clearly a parody of the super hero genre did I expect to start a series with the most insane and creative super hero world building ive ever fucking seen? No. Yet here we are.
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aurorawest · 9 months
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Reading update
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A Psalm for the Wild-Built by Becky Chambers - 3.75/5 stars
I hate myself a little bit for using this word to describe this book, but it's a meditation on modern (western) culture, the drumbeat of living a purposeful life, and, imo, the millennial condition.
It also, separately from that, made me think of the song 'New Constellations' by Ryn Weaver: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13EX7qGdUGI
The Secret Lives of Country Gentlemen by KJ Charles - 5/5 stars
This book features Gareth Inglis, a member of the gentry whose father shipped him off to his uncle when his mother died. Gareth never saw or heard from his father (who remarried and had another child) again, and no one knew he existed because his father was a piece of human garbage. Which meant I couldn't stop thinking about my former father-in-law, who had two sons from his first marriage whom he, as far as I could tell, never had any contact with after remarrying and having another child. Life imitates art?
Anyway, it's KJ Charles, so you pretty much can't go wrong. I saw someone refer to this as enemies-to-lovers and realized my toxic trait is railing against people who want to apply enemies-to-lovers to everything. Spoiler alert, this is not enemies-to-lovers. But it is lovely, and includes Gareth and Joss Doomsday (a smuggler) bonding over beetles.
The Adventures of Amina al-Sirafi by SA Chakraborty - 4.5/5 stars
It was no Daevabad Trilogy, but then again, I remember finishing City of Brass and being like, yeah, it was fine, I'll probably pick up the sequel at some point. It wasn't until Kingdom of Copper that I grew to really love the series, so I'm hoping the same happens with this. This book was a lot of fun, and the fact that all the characters were middle-aged was pretty delightful. I'm definitely excited to see where this series goes.
The Long Run by James Acker - 5/5 stars
Excellent YA book about two lonely jocks in New Jersey.
Feel the Fire by Annabeth Albert - 3.75/5 stars
His Accidental Cowboy by AM Arthur - 4/5 stars
Brida by Paul Coelho - 1/5 stars
One of the reviews for this book on Storygraph says it 'aged like milk' and I can't put it better than that. This is a soul mate AU where souls undergo cell division, essentially, and your soul mate is from your same base soul from before the soul split in half. Okay, great. Oh but wait, the soul always divides into male and female. And your soul mate is always someone of the opposite sex, even though that doesn't make sense because as souls divide again and again, that means there are a lot of people out there who came from the same original soul as you. Also, witchcraft? Also also, even though the book is called Brida and is ostensibly about the title character, her whole journey was really just to serve the unnamed male character, the Magus. This isn't implicit either, it's completely explicit. At the end it's like, 'sometimes young women come along to show men the way' (I'm paraphrasing but...not much).
This went straight to my give away pile, and I hated it so much that the rest of my Coelho books joined it (except The Alchemist).
Enlightened by Joanna Chambers - 5/5 stars
Or, For The Love Of God Please Give David Lauriston And Murdo Balfour A Break, And Preferably A Happy Ending.
They got one, btw.
Song of Silver, Flame Like Night by Amélie Wen Zhao - DNF
Honestly, the Mad Libs YA title should have warned me off of this one, but I always give my Illumicrate books a try. Cartoonish villains and protagonists I find myself liking less the more we get to know them. The prose is quite good but not enough to make up for the character deficiencies.
Solomon's Crown by Natasha Siegel - 5/5 stars
Blurbed by no less than Tamora Pierce (Song of the Lioness supremacy!), Rainbow Rowell, Freya Marske, and CS Pacat. Did I go into this book with insanely high expectations? Yes. Did it mostly meet them? Yes! If you're a Captive Prince fan, this one's for you.
Siegel tells us up front, before the book even starts, that it's a romance and not historically accurate. So don't go into this expecting a historically accurate love story between King Richard of England and King Philip of France. It is, however, a gorgeous romance. The world-building is top notch. Even if it's not totally accurate to the High Middle Ages, it feels accurate, if that makes sense? Siegel really captures the feeling of being in a different world. Lush writing, amazing sexual/romantic tension, lovely sad boys. Highly, highly recommend.
Daniel Cabot Puts Down Roots by Cat Sebastian - 4.75/5 stars
I docked .25 stars because it bugged me that they didn't move in together at the end. Idk, just felt too 'look, I'm subverting romance conventions!' Still good, obviously.
Like Real People Do by EL Massey - 4/5 stars
A very wholesome and low stakes hockey romance. I found myself often thinking that the interactions of the men on the hockey teams seemed unrealistic, but it was charming and sweet enough that I didn't care.
The book reads like fanfiction, which is because it was fanfiction—but it's in a mostly good way, not a bad way (*cough* All The Way Happy *cough*). Apparently the original version was Check, Please! fanfiction, which I am vaguely familiar with as a thing that exists. Apparently it's a web comic? Anyway, I enjoyed the book enough to pick up the sequel.
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the-courtsjester · 5 months
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Greetings Ladys, gentlemen and... things, today I'll be posting my first headcanons but for what you may ask? ...go on ask me... I'll assume you asked
It's for Honkai Star Rail!
Now over time I will indulge in a bit if smut but for more I'll just probably mention characters doing something lewd or shit for one reason or another anyway let's begin!
Honkai Star Rail headcanons 1:
Stelle:
She's a lost puppy god damn, if she gets attached to someone and they wander off from the friend group she will not hesitate to go off with them
Stelle has more then occasionally had to run from law enforcement because she beat someone for bothering her friends too much
She occasionally just doesn't wear a bra and if someone points it out she'd genuinely have to remember what that is
She can and will bring a trashcan into the Astral Exress if no one stops her last time no one stopped her record was twelve in one room
Stelle will spend a good while on figuring out the perfect song to play in the Express for the day... only to just put it back to Take the Journey it's a good song I can't blame her
Stelle has made copys of their wanted posters and put them up in the Express Welt and Dan Heng have learned to not both with them but March can't stop taking the ones of her down only for seven more to appear
Silver Wolf:
As a gamer you'd expect her room to look like a tornado rolled through well you're very wrong! You foolishly foolish fool she's so meticulous in certain games she's had it bleed out into her real life
Wolfie have more then once stolen Blade's crdit card to use on monthly subscriptions ...not like he knows how to use that thing anyway
Sliver Wolf is a brat change my mind doesn't matter the scenario as long as it isn't life threatening if she finds it funny she'll be a brat
While yes she is amazing at multiplayer games she actually prefers single player and party games think, Mario Party, Smash Bros, The Jackbox series stuff like that one time she got Kafka and Blade to join her in Smash Bros and dear lord the look of Confusion on Blade's face
On the daily she will wear something similar to a hazmat suit and take all her limited edition collectibles and clean then meticulously from dusting off boxes to fixing any mistakes it has to make it absolutely perfect
She try's to make a ligament playlist to listen to but it somehow always get infested by video game osts and when asked for good song recommendations she takes a second to not say a video game song unless it's unironically good
Natasha:
Ask her what sleep it she'll take a couple seconds to respond because this woman doesn't sleep yet she tells everyone else to sleep
An entire corner of her room is dedicated to stuffed animals and she'll have a full on ceremony when she plans to gift one of them to one of the kids
She definitely listens to to System Of A Down in the same playlist as Barbie Girl but no one knows ...about Barbie Girl no one except it from her for some reason
Natasha sets up play dates with the kids and herself many times she has played the princess needing rescue and on occasion she'll play the hero or villain if requested to
On accident some of the kids managed to get her grenade launcher and she had a full on panic attack luckily it had no ammo but afterwards she kept it closer by at all times
Natasha in her free time likes to spend it with a cup of coffee and any one of the solitaire versions or any of those old computer games like minesweeper and has become unironically really good at it
Ah well that will do it for now, I'm only doing three for now as they're the three I would say, I know the best but I do feel like Natasha's wasn't as good as it could be I don't know why though, but I may see you all tomorrow with another post
Goodnight my lovely audience!
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ayoharuko · 1 year
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Mha Boyfriend Headcanons
Hello everyone welcome back! :3
I had fun thinking headcanons for these 3 gentlemen tbh~
hope u enjoy ehe~
Including: Eijiro Kirishima, Denki Kamanari and Sero Hanta
REMINDER: These characters does not belong to me they belong to Kōhei Horikoshi and some of these headcanons might be inaccurate so pls don’t take them too seriously :3
Anyways enjoy~
(Mha boy’s pt:2)
~Red Riot~ (Eijiro Kirishima)
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~Manly/Gentleman Boyfriend~
- Now he is the RESPECTFUL boy ever. He will NEVER think your decisions are dumb(Only if it might hurt u) and he will always respect your boundaries and will understand if you don't want him to hug you or kiss you he will always respect your preferences, Because that’s how much he loves you(’l _l’ v)
- If your sore or hurt while training he will massage those spots that are sore or hurt all the while praising you about how good you are~
- If you ANY insecurities you best believe he will drag you to your bed and hold you tight while whispering reassuring and comforting words to you, He’ll also kiss the spots you feel insecure about :3
- He would always compliment you and praise you! He loves either you smiling bright because he complimented you or getting flustered cause you got shy, so he thinks your so cute~
- If any pervert *ahem* mineta *ahem* or anyone bothers you he’ll stand in front of you and talk about how unmanly their actions were, when he’s done he’ll turn to you and give you a big smooch~!
- If you guys are fighting villains together he would always be in front or back of you to be your shield, he doesn't want you getting hurt now....
- You and him always jog, work out, and train together! Honestly those are your dates and class 1A thinks you both are a unique couple for that hahahahaha
- He does gentlemanly thinks for you as well! Opens the door for you, pulls out the seat for you, carries your bags and many more!
- Overall ejiro is a sweet, loving and MANLY boyfriend! Thats loves you for you~
Nicknames: Baby, baby shark, beautiful/handsome and my pebble
Conversation with you: ‘’Heyy there my pebble~, Looking good today! Something wrong baby? Awww come here....don’t be sad I'm here...don’t let those bad bad thoughts and bullies get to you...next time I'll scare them away don’t worry my baby shark!’’
~Chargebolt~ (Denki Kamanari)
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~Flirty Boyfriend~
- Obviously his the flirty type lol He would say these cringe pick up lines and either you’ll laugh from how cringe and stupid they are or you’ll blankly stare at him hahahaha
- He would always joke around and make you laugh, he loves your laughs, giggles and smiles he thinks there sexy, cute and pretty :3
- He would always get distracted by you and just look at you all the time and just think how lucky he is that you choose HIM out of all the guys~
- He would sometimes get insecure and will think that he doesn't deserve you...so comfort him and measure this poor baby....
- Your dates are study dates aka you tutoring him, arcade dates or just you both chilling out and watching movies
- Definitely writes fanfics about you 2, Like he wants to make a manga out of it but he doesn't really have artistic skills lol
- Be prepared for pranks...he will NOT have mercy on you...he will play pranks on you ALOT, don't worry they’re not harmful pranks....maybe-
- Ever since he fell for you and you guys became official and he stopped flirting with other girls and only focused on you~
- Even if he flirts with you a lot he blushes bight red when you flirt back at him and might even have a nosebleed from how sexy/hot you are lol
- He might be dumb....but his your dummy of a boyfriend :3
Nicknames: Babe, Beautiful/Handsome/Pretty and Baby
Conversation with you: ‘’Oooo what's looking good looking~? What? Hahahahaha hey hey you just dropped something....my jaw~ OW-’’ *You hit him*
~Cellophane~ (Sero Hanta)
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~Chill Boyfriend~
- I feel like sero would be so chill as a boyfriend and would only love to chill and vibe with you~
- Movie nights are a MUST for you too! You guys would be cuddling and might already fall asleep by the time the movies done lol
- He would do the Spiderman kiss, Basically hanging upside down with his tape to kiss you ;3
- You both would start randomly dancing while playing music although if you start swaying your hips he might stop dancing and look at you instead~
- When you guys are out he would have an arm around you or just hold your hand, He likes to hold you at all times to let everyone know your taken so no one bothers you. If someone does bother you....lets just say they’re probably gonna have tape around them...
- Sero would give you pecks out of nowhere. Like you guys could be just talking and he would peck and act like nothing happened....I guess he just likes to kiss you a lot 
- There are sometimes where our tape boy loves to tease you but mostly its just harmless teasing he likes seeing your pissed red face, he thinks it’s cute lol
- Sero is a chill boyfriend, it’s like you both aren't even in a relationship sometimes! But don't worry he loves you very much :3
Nicknames: Sweetheart, honey and babygirl/boy/baby 
Conversation with you: ‘’ Hey honey *Gives you a smooch* What? Oh..hahaha yea I just did that why~? Aww don't get mad now sweetheart~’’
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DONE!!!
I hope you guys liked part 2 of bnha bf headcanons :3
Reblogs and feedback is greatly appreciated~
See you guys on my next post! ;3
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brujitaadinbo · 6 months
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Well, now that I continue to see a lot of commotion because according to many "fans" of The Mandalorian series, they criticize that the action format changed, that Din's role disappeared, blah blah blah…
I wonder, do they at least realize that everything won't always be the same as the first season? that everything is part of growth? That's how a western-type series develops…
And it's absurd that they want to maintain the same line, really… if they don't like this material… what are they doing here watching it? LOL Has no sense.
When we talk about a western, we don't just talk about action, we talk about drama, suspense, a story that develops with other characters, many protagonists and villains, romance, of course short, long, with or without a happy ending, but present romance.
So I keep asking myself, what are they doing here? Because the series has given us this and more; the development of Din, accompanied by Grogu, his new son, having a new profession, recovering his planet, having rewards like the cabin, being guardians and the first line of defense of the outer edge,
unify with another tribe, redeem himself with his creed, with his own group, form a bond with a fallen princess, but more than that with a woman whom he respects, admires and values ​​​​very much (Bo katan) So, do you still think that Din lost prominence?? LOL I prefer to call it because they never paid attention to the series and I repeat, they are those types of people who have no passion for anything, they don't take a message from anything, they just want to see something "good" and short as if everything were a stupid video of tik tok haha ​​and well I think you're making a mistake if you keep seeing everything like this.
And with this I return to my childhood; the legacy that my mother left in me… watching the films and series from the golden age of Mexican cinema, those westerns that were so dark and sinister or at the same time with that soft and familiar tone, where there was everything and obvious. Romance, not just because it is a cliché, is part of our human nature, this is something that Star Wars has always touched on in its material. I loved seeing actors like Rodolfo de Anda being gunfighters and living their lives to the limit, without fear of anything, like Din Djarin, adopting children and saving towns, helping his friends and conquering the heart of a certain protagonist girl with his heroism, honor and bravery. .
Those are the westerns, gentlemen, and before criticizing the material of The Mandalorian or its relationship with Bo Katan, look at all the Star Wars content, you will notice that until recently Rebels and Ashoka also touched on these aspects. about, do yourself a favor and see the material better.
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Post CW Avengers where Alphas Steve and Bucky pull a Clint-with-the-secret-family and bring the entire team to hide out in their upstate NY home but forgetting to inform their former HYDRA Spider/Red Room’s only begotten Son/Herald of Death Omega Peter that they’re bringing guests over.
- - - - -
“You know, when I told you boys you could bring work home with you sometimes, I meant you could bring paperwork or evidence you need to study, not bring your entire team over because the villain of the week blew up the compound.” An unknown voice rings loud and clear in the hull of the Quinjet startling the already agitated heroes.
After a moment of stunned silence, Tony peeps out, “Um, hello? Hi! Who are you?”
The voice responds cooly, “Ask the Alphas whose knots are in danger of being fodder for the pigs.”
“Heeey babydoll! Um We know this isn’t the best time to do this but we thought the team could spend a few days at ours?” Steve, who apparently knows the owner of the voice, reasons. The Captain fiddles with his hands and throws a sheepish smile towards one of the cameras.
“Don’t you babydoll me Steven Grant. We agreed that the pups and I are off limits to your crew until we’re all ready. This is a clear violation of what we agreed on.” ‘Babydoll’ bites out.
Bucky opens his mouth to respond but is cut off by a flailing Tony, “Wait wait wait! Hold on! Babydoll? Pups? What the actual fuck is going on right now?”
Bucky stares at Steve, a whole conversation happens with their eyes. Steve widens his eyes at Bucky and the latters sighs heavily. With a pinch of his nose he says gesturing to the ceiling and then towards the team, “Um so everyone this is Steve’s and I’s mate, Peter. Peter, darlin’, this is the team.”
Peter, who seems to be more exasperated now than displeased responds, “I would like to say it’s a pleasure but considering the circumstances it’s quite unfortunate that this is how our family’s introduced to all of you.” He sighs and calls out to Steve and Bucky, “Steven, James, KAREN’ll take care of the landing protocols. Make sure not to agitate any of the plasma cannons near the fences, I’d prefer it that I’m the one that gets to blast you both for this.”
Both super soldiers let out a relieved breath, “We’ll make it up to you sweetheart. We promise.”
“Oh you better or else you both can get ready sleeping with the horses for at least a month.”
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. I am KAREN of the Spider’s network. I request everyone to please be seated as we are about to reach the Barnes-Rogers family home. Thank you.
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Brief reviews of (some of) Paul Sheldon’s Misery series
As a periodic romance reader, I keep coming back to those sins of yore- Old School Bodice Rippers. I prefer my love stories pulpy and over the top, and in that regard, they don’t make ‘em like they used to. Sometimes they stretched into series, especially if they were of the ‘woman has sexy adventures with many partners in many places across a specific historical era’ subgenre. The ones that jump to mind when you talk about them are Skye O’Malley (a guilty pleasure, but once you’ve read one you’ve read them all), Sweet Savage Love (I cannot abide Rosemary Rogers) and Angelique (which plummeted drastically in the third installment.) And then there’s the mother of them all- Misery. Most of the titles are still in print, and those that aren’t are easy to find on ebay or thriftbooks, but for this retrospective I tried to hit the high points- and the low points. Let’s take a look, shall we?
Misery’s Love
Right off the bat, this one has literary aspirations, with our heroine’s name recalling Tess of the D’Urbervilles’ daughter Sorrow. Luckily, Misery doesn’t let that get her down! She’s a plucky orphan who turn heads wherever she goes, and boy does she go places- pirate ships, the dungeons of lascivious noblemen, and into the arms of her two main love interests- good boy Ian and broody boy Geoffrey. Through her adventures, Misery turns from a naive flower to a sexy action heroine, never brought low no matter how many times she gets tied up and menaced. Her lovers aren’t bad either- Ian is surprisingly passionate for the often boring ‘safe’ role, and Geoffrey accomplishes that rare feat of being an ‘aggressive seduction’ kind of hero without going into ‘he must be a serial killer’ territory- it reads more as BDSM play than as Flame and the Flower style violent crime. (Team Geoffrey, if I must pick, but really I’m Team This is a Case Where Polyamory Could Have Worked.) Sheldon brings to mind Stephen King’s dictum that there is such a thing as good pulp writing, and if all of his books were this good I would have an entire bookshelf dedicated to them.
Misery’s Quest
This fourth book in the series is either the last good one or the first bad one, depending on who you ask. Misery as a series had always teetered on the edge of camp, but now it takes a full dive. Misery as a character becomes a lot more passive, the sort of character things happen to rather than actually doing them herself- mainly she gets fought over by both her lovers and the gentlemen of the Hellfire Club, who have dark designs on the most beautiful woman in the British isles. It isn’t really Misery’s quest at all, despite the title; it’s Ian’s quest to bring down the villains, which Misery very prettily asked him to undertake. It’s still a rollicking good time, but if this were the first one I picked up, I’m not sure I would have looked for the other volumes. If I were already a die hard fan, though, it wouldn’t discourage me.
Misery’s Hobby
Okay, I had to at least bring this up! This brief, pornographic parody of the already racy Misery series has been spread around the web since the Usenet days, purportedly written by Sheldon himself. (He denies it, but has said he found it funny, in line with his general shrugging stance towards fanfiction.) If that really is the case, that puts it in the same category as the Star Wars Holiday Special, something that isn’t really canon but amusingly derives from the same source. Once you know about it, though, you don’t have to read it.
Misery’s Child
Hoo boy, this one is bad. Misery could be flighty in that Old School Romance Heroine way, but she was not previously a complete idiot, drip, or hypocrite. The flowery language has drifted into self-parody, escapades that were once exciting are now sappy, and then there’s the world’s worst resolution to a love triangle. Fans of Ian must have been angry that she cheated on him, and fans of Geoffrey must have been angry that he was reduced to a disposable sperm donor. By the time the poor woman dies in childbirth, I was almost glad she’d been put out of her, well, misery. If this had been the last Misery book, I would have been furious. But it wasn’t the last Misery book, now was it...
Misery’s Return
Everyone who reads the Misery series debates the ethics of reading this book. Long story short, Sheldon wrote it while held in captivity by a disgruntled fan (if you want the full story, just look on his wikipedia page or listen to the episode of Last Podcast on the Left.) Here’s my decision- Sheldon published it, and while he understandably doesn’t talk about the circumstances of writing it, he has said it’s his best work. If he wants me to read it, I’ll read it. And having read it, I am both delighted and groaning in equal amounts. It seems that reports of Misery’s death were greatly exaggerated, and we get off to a spooky start when we discover she was buried alive like Madeline Usher. I’ve often longed for a book that combines bodice rippers and gothic romances, and now I finally get one! And at the same time, it’s kinda racist. It’s not the first old school romance to take its heroine on questionable adventures in Africa or the Middle East, nor is it the most offensive (Angelique in Barbaray was so vile I regretted ever starting the series), but it didn’t have to go there at all. Why not place the bloodthirsty eldritch goddess cult in a Wicker Man type island off the coast of England? Still, I shiver when I think of Sheldon’s description of those bee swarms, or the revelation of what was locked up in that dreadful trunk, not to mention the dark eroticism of Ian getting caught up in the madness of his bride’s sacrificial bondage. I can’t recommend it to people without huge caveats, though.
Paul Sheldon has written many books since Misery’s Return, some of them romance novels and some of them crime novels, and he has said he may or may not ever write a final Misery book. If he does, I can at least give him the highest compliment I can give any series writer- I will read the next book.
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gorlygorlx3 · 27 days
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Skullgirls Color Palettes
What I mean by this:
In Skullgirls…well Skullgirls Mobile but Skullgirls the Video Game as well , each character has a specific color palette that references a character from another franchise, which can be really cool if you figure it out!
Examples:
Moonstruck <= Sailor Moon
Ogre Achiever <= Shrek
Harlequin <= Harley Quinn
Megalomaniac  <= Sans
Indomitable <= Makima
And that’s just a couple. There’s hundreds of more and all of them are great. So here’s all of mine.
(Reminder: This’ll go under the Guilty Gear/Soul Calibur Video Game AU, meaning that Sun & Moon are together as one.)
Freddy:
Bronze:
Loving Light (Original Colors)
Glamorous Benediction (Glamrock Freddy Colors)
Silver:
Hell's Bells (Sammy Lawrence from Bendy and the Ink Machine)
Dubious Duplicate (Double from Skullgirls)
​​​​​Unstoppable Apostle (Pit from Kid Icarus)
Gold:
Judge & Jury (Judge Frollo from Hunchback of Notre Dame)
Bishop, Skip, and Jump (The Bishop from Cuphead)
Ursa Minor (Gregory from Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach)
Martyr Matters (Marth from Fire Emblem)
Diamond:
Chosen Sheperd (The Lamb from Cult of The Lamb)
Bluebells (Bonnie from Five Nights at Freddy's)
Chica:
Bronze:
 Rockette (Original Colors)
Holy Matrimony (Elphelt Valentine from Guilty Gear)
Silver:
Maze Runner (Glamrock Chica Colors)
Pixie Cut (Filia from Skullgirls)
​​​​​Guns 'n Daisies (Daisy from Super Mario)
Gold:
Throwback Thursday (Toy Chica from Five Nights at Freddy's 2)
Hidden Gems (Jem from Jem and the Holograms)
Iridescent Princess (Pearl from Splatoon 2)
Heartbreaker (Amy Rose from Sonic the Hedgehog)
Diamond:
Key Change (Sakura from Street Fighter)
Vandalized (Kimberly from Street Fighter)
Rolled Sleeves (Asuka from Tekken)
Starlet (Karen Aijo from Revue Starlight)
Monty
Bronze:
Bayou Blues (Original Colors)
Caught Dead (Arthur Morgan from Red Dead Redemption)
Silver:
Whistleblower (Louis from Princess and the Frog)
Sin-phony (Big Band from Skullgirls)
Leatherback (Montgomery Gator Colors)
Gold:
Six Shells (Cassidy from Overwatch)
Nocture Crusader (Darkwing Duck from Darkwing Duck)
Bonechillin' Villain (Happy Chaos from Guilty Gear)
Jackpot (Dante from Devil May Cry)
Diamond:
Fiddle Di Die (Esther Winchester from Cuphead)
Rabbit's Foot (Glamrock Bonnie from Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach Ruin)
Blaze of Glory (Bowser from Super Mario)
Masked Motives (Zorro from Zorro)
Roxanne
Bronze:
Dimmed Lights (Original Colors)
Winning Smile (Roxanne Wolf Colors)
Silver:
Platinum Grace (Lili from Tekken)
Toxicity (Poison from Street Fighter)
Number One (Cassie from Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach Ruin)
Eyes Up (Alice Angel from Bendy and the Ink Machine)
Gold:
Vicious Vixen (Foxy from Five Nights at Freddy's)
Plucked Heartstrings (I-NO from Guilty Gear)
Black Thorns (Black Dahlia from Skullgirls)
Thick Water (Eliza from Skullgirls)
Hedonia (Anna Williams from Tekken)
Diamond:
Femme Fatality (Mehira from AFK Arena)
Poised Poison (Evil Queen from Snow White)
Gentlemen Preffered (Marilyn Monroe from Gentlemen Prefer Blonds)
Bat Burglar (Rouge the Bat from Sonic the Hedgehog)
Sun & Moon
Bronze:
Opposite Attracted (Original Colors)
Goose Chase (Banjo & Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie)
Silver:
Q&A (Answer from Guilty Gear)
Tethered Forever (A.B.A from Guilty Gear)
Lucky Shriek (Blanc & Noir from GODDESS OF VICTORY: NIKKE)
Kill the Lights (Sunnydrop & Moondrop Colors)
Gold:
Viral Infection (Eddie Brock & Venom from Venom)
Otherside (Dr Facilier from Princess and the Frog)
Friendly Neighbor (Satsuki Kusakabe & Totoro from My Neighbor Totoro)
High Spirits (Chihiro & No Face from Spirited Away)
Equinox (Zato-1 from Guilty Gear)
Diamond:
Snake Eyes (King Dice & The Devil from Cuphead)
Radio Silent (Alastor from Hazbin Hotel)
Restless Nights (Bedman & Delilah from Guilty Gear)
Cartoon Violence (Henry Stein & the Ink Demon from Bendy and the Ink Machine)
*Bonus*:
DJMM
Bronze:
Boom Boxer (Original Colors)
Nothing But Neon (Banjo & Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie)
Silver:
Java Blast (Azucena from Tekken)
Mic Drop (Volume from GODDESS OF VICTORY: NIKKE)
Bad & Boozy (Spider Mobster from Cuphead)
Gold:
Classically Trained (Music Man from Five Nights at Freddy's: Pizza Simulator)
Feline Groovy (Ms. Fortune from Skullgirls)
Lucky Feet (Lucky Chloe from Tekken)
Dance Battler (Dee Jay from Street Fighter)
Diamond:
 Off The Rails (Choo Choo Charles from Choo Choo Charles)
Spilled Tea (Muffet from Undertale)
Sonic Synergy: (Lucio from Overwatch)
Tidal Wave (Big Man from Splatoon)
Foxy
Bronze:
Crimson Cunning (Original Colors)
Checkered Flag (Roxanne Wolf from Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach)
Silver:
Rushin' Roulette (Johnny from Guilty Gear)
Hell & Highwater (Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean)
Twin-Tailed Terror (Miles "Tails" Prower from Sonic the Hedgehog)
Tempest (Mast from GODDESS OF VICTORY: NIKKE) 
Gold:
 Swimming with Fishes (Rottytops from Shantae)
Pillage Plundered (Captain Hook from Peter Pan)
Stormy Weather (Umbrella from Skullgirls)
Diamond:
 Anchor Clanker (Popeye the Sailorman from Popeye the Sailorman)
Barnacle Boomer (Cap'n' Cuttlefish from Splatoon)
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your-pal-nebula · 1 month
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Since I made the "Rip OCswap, the dead AU" post, I have decided to create this so try and revive the AU
OCswap incorrect quote compilation
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Silver Botsford: So, how many genders are there?
Victoria Worst: I dunno. I just got here.
Cori Best: Oh, I just learned. There's, like, fifty-eight.
Becky Boxleitner: Probably at least a million, I would think.
Theodore "Tobey" Everwood III: ONE.
Marleen "Mari" Mccallister: How many judges? Supreme Court or what?
Silver Botsford: ...Yeah.
Mari Mccallister: Supreme Court, there are-
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Shop Employee: What do you want the cake to say?
Becky Boxleitner, on the phone with all the other Kid Villains: Vic, Mari, Cori, Eileen, Royal Dandy, Chazz, do any of you want a talking cake?
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Tobey Everwood: I like writing on walls. Fuck you, society -Tobey
Silver Botsford: Tobey, this is actually a door, not a wall. Regards, Society
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Victoria Worst: Why do we have to go to school and learn things, the only skill we need in life is the power of lesbianism
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Becky Boxleitner: Silver, ask me what kind of tree I have
Silver Botsford: No.
Becky Boxleitner: Ask me what kind of tree I have
Silver Botsford: No.
Becky Boxleitner: It's a Chris Pine
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Mari Mccallister: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I’m falling asleep already. “Cowards” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.
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Cori Best: I love being right. It's one of my favorite personality traits.
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Victoria Worst: Accidentally indulged in too much "me time," turns out I've been missing for six months and presumed dead by the whole city and the other Kid Villains
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Mari Mccallister, bleeding out on the floor: Blood loss? No, I know exactly where it is.
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Tobey Everwood: Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions.
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Becky Boxleitner: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "Extortion."
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🌸🐾 Hey everyone! I have some super exciting news from the twisted and altered universe of Courage the Cowardly Dog! Guess what? The villains have decided to take a year off from causing mischief! 🎉 But that's not all. Allow me to introduce you to a new character, Andrea Kaimai, a unique and mysterious addition to this bizarre universe. Let's dive in, shall we? 🌙✨
1️⃣ First things first, let's meet Andrea! She's a beautiful demon with a flower kimono, brown hair, and striking blue eyes. Her uniqueness lies in a bamboo muzzle that prevents her from speaking, similar to Nezuko from Demon Slayer. It's a cute little nod to the fandom! Plus, Andrea is a master of the uno game! 🎴🎮
2️⃣ Andrea loves her naps! It's her absolute favorite thing in the world. Katz, her older brother, made a cozy portable bed for her using her gray tote bag, complete with a soft pillow, her phone, a flashlight, and a protective blanket to shield her from the sunlight. After all, demons tend to turn to dust in the sun! 🌞💤
3️⃣ As Andrea wakes up from her nap in her trusty box, she discovers the villains having a friendly game of uno. Can you imagine her surprise? 😲 But fear not, she quickly falls in love with the game and joins in on the fun. It's heartwarming to see how everyone reacts when she appears. Let's break it down:
- Katz, being Andrea's caring brother, giggles joyfully when he finds her in the gray tote bag. 😄
- Other villains, like the Queen of the Black Puddle or Le Quack, can't help but smile or give her a gentle head pat. It's an adorable gesture of acceptance! 🤗
- Andrea also has a special bond with Eustace, who appreciates her offering a piece of bacon. A small gesture that brings them closer, believe it or not! 🥓❤️
4️⃣ Did you know that Andrea has a scar? It's a reminder of when she was turned into a demon, but she doesn't let it define her. She prefers to hide it, keeping it as her secret. It adds a touch of mystery to her character! 🔒💔
5️⃣ Koi fish lovers, rejoice! Andrea shares your passion for these beautiful creatures. She adores them just like Shinobu from Demon Slayer, who has a fondness for goldfish. It's a cute connection between the two! 🌸🐠
6️⃣ Seasonal fashionista alert! Andrea loves to switch up her style with each passing season. From y2k cutegore to cat core aesthetics, she rocks various outfits throughout the year. Fashion-forward and fierce! 👗🌸
7️⃣ Cats and cat cafes are two of Andrea's favorite things in the world. Whenever she's nearby, you can bet she'll seek out the nearest cat cafe to play with the adorable felines. And yes, she often enjoys napping there with ASMR playing in her headphones. A purrfect combination! 😺💕🎧
Now, let's not forget the rest of the villains! Each one receives a unique gift from Andrea:
- Bacon for the bacon-loving villain. 🥓
- A beautiful kimono for the fashion-conscious villain. 👘
- Uno cards for the game enthusiasts. 🎴
And finally, a list of what each villain does when they first
meet Andrea:
- Le Quack: Raises an eyebrow but offers a friendly smile. 😏🤝
- The Queen of the Black Puddle: Gives Andrea a regal nod of approval. 👑👋
- big toe : think she can do a hiest with her, but a hint of a smile breaks through. 😠😊
And that's a wrap, folks! Stay tuned for more updates from this altered universe. 📺✨ Remember, with a little bit of courage and a touch of mischief, anything is possible! 🐶💫
Emojis used: 🌸🐾🎉🌙✨1️⃣🎴🎮💤🌞😲😄🤗🥓❤️🔒💔🐠👗😺💕🎧🥓👘🎴😏🤝👑👋😠😊📺💫
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Her appearance you can draw her but no shipping with her and the other villans you make memes withbher but ther Sfw she's 11 so no nsfw got it
‼️COMIC DUB‼️
Title: Katz Introduces Andrea Kaimai
[Panel 1: Katz is standing in front of a gathering of villains, including Le Quack, The Cajun Fox, The Queen of the Black Puddle, Dr. Gerbil, and Freaky Fred.]
Katz: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce someone special today. Meet Andrea Kaimai!
[Panel 2: Andrea enters the scene, wearing a beautiful flower kimono, with brown hair and blue eyes. She has a bamboo muzzle that prevents her from speaking. She stands confidently next to Katz.]
Andrea: *Nods and smiles warmly*
Katz: Andrea here is an upper-rank 1 demon, 上弦壱. But don't let that intimidate you! She has never harmed humans or caused any trouble.
[Panel 3: Close-up on Andrea's muzzle, resembling Nezuko's from Demon Slayer.]
Katz: You may notice her muzzle, which is a reference to Nezuko from Demon Slayer. It's part of her unique abilities.
[Panel 4: Conway the Contaminant is shown nearby, warning everyone.]
Conway: Be cautious, folks! If you dare touch Katz or Andrea, you'll pay the price. My contaminants won't spare you.
[Panel 5: Andrea approaches The Cajun Fox, offering a gentle hug.]
Andrea: *Opens her arms, gesturing for a hug*
[Panel 6: The Cajun Fox receives the hug, his eyes filled with surprise and vulnerability.]
Cajun Fox: *Tears well up in his eyes* My... my mom used to hug me like this. Before she... before she passed away.
[Panel 7: The Queen of the Black Puddle approaches Andrea, hesitantly accepting the hug.]
Queen of the Black Puddle: *Eyes widened* A hug... I haven't felt one in so long.
[Panel 8: Le Quack steps forward, apprehensive but longing for a hug.]
Le Quack: *Trembling* My father... he took his own life... in front of me.
[Panel 9: Andrea embraces Le Quack, and he breaks down, overwhelmed by emotions.]
Le Quack: *Crying* It's... it's just like when my mom hugged me before... before everything fell apart.
[Panel 10: Conway looks on, surprised by Andrea's ability to heal emotional wounds.]
Conway: Incredible... Andrea not only helps those in physical trouble but also heals the deepest emotional wounds.
[Panel 11: The comic dub ends with Andrea hanging out with the others.]
Andrea: don't worry it might help you with your emotional wounds
[Panel 12: Andrea smiles determinedly, ready to face whatever challenges come her way.]
Andrea: I will be a helper, just like in my dream. I won't cause mischief; I'll bring healing and love.
[End of comic dub]
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kinrypu · 2 years
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Nervus
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In some dirty old book said about a certain imperial citizen - Ichabod Vailent. Day 3, Second seed - He probably was died of a fever, with some strange symptoms. They were similar to something like serpentine dementia. The local priestess Odri, his nurse, wrote: ( Day 25, Rain’s Hand ) «Master Vailent more emaciated in last time. He doesn't speak much now, and looks at anyone somehow... not kindly» ( Day 27, Rain’s Hand ) «It gets worse every day. At first he completely refused go to the temple, and now I had beg him to take the medicine for an hour. I have never seen such a terrible heat, master eat with difficulty...» ( Day 29, Rain’s Hand ) «He claims that lose teeth, but new will surely grow in their place, completely different. Just need to rip out them, as he put it – excess. Hot delirium. Calmed him with big luck» (Day 1, Second seed) «Vailent is delirious again. He screamed that his skin was covered with fish scales and it needs to be rip off urgently. I had to tie his hands, so sorry for him» (Day 3, Second seed) «I only went away for a couple of hours! Merciful Mara, and his body is already quite cold. I just wanted to close the master's eyes, but Ichabod… Ichabod smiled. So snide. I have never seen anything more creepy then that in my life» (Day 4, Second seed) «Vailent’s body was lost this morning. We wanted to perform the last ceremony, but the coffin was empty. The brother shouted about vampires, the handmaid begin to talk about necromancers and other blasphemers. The lost dead was discovered by the guard only on evening. In the city pond. Face down. Someone just dumped the body there… »
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Ha-ha! What a nonsense, isn’t it? How can someone be dead who right now, in front of my eyes, walks imposingly along overgrown flower beds and dilapidated benches. Lives dubiously healthy on Drowned Street. From sewer canal up stairs (I don't remember exactly which of the twelve). On left, near a small fountain depicting a wounded Baliwog. A fancy carved gate with a large knocker, the ring of which is gripped by a predatory fish. Here is just another name carved above them. Nervus Delirium. Remember? And now forget it, you don't need this. We definitely not go to visit him. Oh, how long has he been here? Lost in time. The walls are crumbling, reshaping and them are being erected again. Although there is no difference, people get stuck in every sense here. I remember how we met, he always chatted about how someone once forbade levitation. My friend is a nasty man, like many who exist so miserable. A week earlier, honestly, I saw this piranha at the ball. He got into a knive-fight and came out the winner. Yes, they beat him well. It's a pity, the frock coat was so beautiful. Stains cannot be removed, what a shame. Suits fit so well on everyone, no matter who says otherwise. Tall, thin, always keeps so-o straight. Step by step heard how chains is strumming. A lovely sight! Not immediately notice but only porridge remained in the skull. He is not cheerful person, I assure you. You would prefer not to see such gentlemen at all. He spoiled all the fun with his sour face! Why do we keep inviting him? I, uh, dunno. Sometimes he comes. He almost always comes. I don’t know about the others, but I’m just glad! We have a lot of time, the poor fellow must while away, right? Oh, are you wondering… what is he doing now? I’m not a chatterbox, certainly ( try not to be ) but it's really so interesting. Have you seen the skinned mongrel outside the walls? And ON the walls? Or IN..? Should be. Can you imagine do the same things with rats? Scary and vile creatures. But he always love scary and vile creatures, so he got himself one. Hilarious. By the way, not a villain. The Fish loves the strange and interesting things, does not shy away from the walls, the saber is with him. Once I picked up a tiny tadpole in the swamps. Under human care, he quickly grow up into a hefty fat Grummite. This toad, I'm sure, eats a lot more than poor Nervus. Gave nickname Buben. Cutie-Buben. Comedy! I have no idea how it got into his strange head. Well, the soul of another is a dark forest.
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And now we are behold the fallen, frozen and exhausted man! (but somewhere inside of his soul so-o happy) And what his name was not important. No one will remember anymore. Blessed, like what surrounded him. Hey! Is someone else listening to me? I see! Now would you like to chat with him?! Well, please. Tell Fish you can't swim.
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Fancast Felicia Hardy aka Black Cat ptII
Madson Beer
25 years old/nort-american/1,68 height. Honestly i can't say anything about her acting, but she has ambition, determination, charisma and lips . A femme fatale who also knows how to be soft, she balances herself in whatever the moment demands without losing herself (much like an anti-heroine) If there's one thing she knows, it's retaining the public's attention.
Even the poor finger for a man is canonical, in addition to that she understands and can help with the visual audio of the character and general scenario and if everything is talked about correctly there will even be a song for the film, being a public figure the marquetin would be easily elaborated
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Sabrina Carpent
24 years old/nort-american/1,51 heigth
"All because I liked a boy and" sorry was stronger than me
But seriously, apart from her huge career, because she is a great actress, in short, very talented and exudes confidence in all her femininity, but what I want to highlight is the impact of music and the beef with Olivia, I present two points
positive: it would help her experience of being seen as the villain just for being the "other woman" in the construction of the character and in deconstructing this misogenous thought that there is only room for one woman in any position or scenario .
negative: this whole talk could have a negative influence if stupid people associate the image that the media made of her with the character, it could actually create more female and ship intrigue than usual
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Felicia Jones
39/40 years old/British/1,60 height
What can I say? Her name is already Felicia!
I have an emotional attachment to her, she is the star of the afternoon sessions, stable career, good humor, elegance even when dressed in simple costumes, there is no small role for her, and she transcends her characters while maintaining her registered emotional brand.
As a romantic pair or anti-heroine I think TAMS was a robbery, they deprived us of the experience of having our Black Cat with Andrew and speaking of chemistry these two got an A+ from what I could see in the deleted scenes I'm hungry for more interactions, but hope ladies and gentlemen the war has not been won, may the force be with us (rogue one)
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Maybe we have a part 3 soo gets your though,whos prefer??
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Oh my God! Vader is afraid of fire!
So, I want to talk to especially noisy gentlemen who are outraged by the fact that Vader in episode 3 of Kenobi did not (go through options): went through the fire, did not bypass the fire, did not jump over the fire, did not put out the fire by force, did not pull the kenobi through the fire to yourself. And just let him go. 
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Let's assume that this is a writer's fault, or vice versa, a special move, showing that Vader let Kenobi go because of (I go through options): sadism, further desire to torture him even more in the future, Anakin woke up in him and compassion, he did not want to spoil his a shiny new suit, he wants revenge, he is squeamish about wasting his strength on a weak Kenobi, and so on. And yet (this is what I'm leading to) there is a third option. From the fact that he is just a canonical "misser" So. "New Hope". Door leaves that this comrade can hold by force and even open them. I think he has enough power. But what is happening? we see how Vader sees the flaps closing in front of his nose... his mask's respirator. 
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Then he turns around and leaves. Doesn't it remind you of anything? But it's all right here. Let's go further. Everyone's deeply adored Rebel moment in “Rogue One”. Epic, colorful, incredible, exciting. But completely illogical. We saw how Vader in Kenobi was able to channel a wave of the force that extinguished the flames. Why not direct such a wave of force at the rebels and smash them to hell on the walls? But no, he prefers to beautifully swing his saber and walk slowly, punching his way to the needed item. Which by the way is so accessible for all his brutal power.
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 But why, we'd better sadistically shred everyone and miss something very important again. And we will again look in the wake of the fleeing prey.But it's all right here, again...
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Further more. "Fallen Order" The coolest and dumbest moment at the same time. Vader uses his mind to stop a huge shutter the size of a high-rise building from a distance and at the same time throws heavy elements at Cal. 
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But at the same time, he is not able to stop the elevator or its doors, but menacingly approaches it until the elevator slams shut.
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 And then our dear adored villain finds nothing better than to stick a sword into these doors. 
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Yeah, bro, you're just brilliant in your desire to miss everything. And by the way, for contrast, the moment with the water, in which he coolly restrains it with all his might. Losing your prey again. It's also all right.
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So. Well, now please sort out for me these moments and their canonicity and illogicality and a very non-canonical moment with fire, where: "OH GOD, WTF, Vader is afraid of fire and cannot pass through it and misses Obi-Wan, Aaaa, panic, facepalm, curtain!" 
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I'm waiting for someone to explain to me how this moment differs from those listed above. And I will say that here Vader missed his prey on purpose, and not for the sake of a beautiful epic fight with the loss of a prey. And I don't blame George Lucas or the film or game makers in any way. I rather appeal to fans who supposedly know the canon, who for some reason forget these moments for the sake of their screams and condemnations.
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Doctor Who Short Trips : The Shadows of Serenity (5.6)
The Sixth Doctor is one of my favourites and what I liked here is he got to shine in all his various aspects. Yes, including the "Doctor being kind of an ass" aspect. In this story the Doctor is once again that kind of hero we all like who feels that something's wrong but doesn't know what (we're all here for that overused trope, don't lie to yourself) and who turns out to be exactly right. But he manages to do that while staying both unpleasant and charming at the same time! Ladies and gentlemen, meet Dr Baker the Second!
Peri gets her shine as well! Her relationship to the Doctor is appeased in this but they disagree on a lot of things, which tends them to separate at some time. Even when she's in the wrong at the beginning and making false assumptions, she does so with heart and logic and really stands out to the Doctor. Exactly what makes her not an ordinary companion. Later, when she's on her own, her bravery shows and once again she shines.
Both of our protagonists get a chance to be on the front positively, but what about the other characters? And the villain? The Molgarians are only interesting when seen through the spectrum of this story and the threat they have to face. The idea behind the story works really well and you really wonder what could have made them change. The Sisters are a basic one off villain and their concept matches very well with the psychology of sixie.
BEWARE SPOILERS IN THE NEXT PARAGRAPH
However, I think the end is kind of a missed opportunity because the plain explanation "I didn't give The Molgarians all their agression back" fell flat to me. I'd have preferred something like "Meeting aliens that weren't a threat made them reconsider their conception of a stranger" or something like that. It's not a great development as well, but it's better imo and it was JUST THERE.
END OF SPOILERS
Anyway, this story is a great piece of tension and mystery. If you enjoy the Sixth Doctor and/or Peri, give it a listen!
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Chapter 4: We’re in some deep water
Masterlist
Summary: All Mights first class of hero training. You and Katauki are teamed up against Midoriya and Uraraka. 
Trigger warning: throwing up(just says you throw up not to bad, just letting you know cause I can’t deal with throw up either.)
Really quick here you’re hero fit! I tried my best with finding pictures bc I can’t draw that stuff so pants are black, shirt is blueish gray color shown in picture, the style of the shirt is the black one, black emt boot and harness is black. Have fun reading!
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Classes fly by today and now it’s lunch. I get a special lunch made and sit with Katsuki. We sit alone for a few till Kirishima, Ashido and two others come to sit.
“Hey Fuka! Mind if we sit with you?” I shake my head no and they sit.
“Fuka this is Sero and Kaminari. You two this is Fuka.” Ashido say they wave and I nod back.
“So baby girl-.” I growl cutting Kaminari off.
“Don’t ever flirt with my again or I’m going to bite into your-.”
“So Fuka whatcha eatin?” Ashido cut in. I huff at her.
“Raw meat, I can’t eat vegetables, dairy, fruits, nuts though I can eat cooked meat just prefer raw.”
“SO YOU’VE NEVER EATEN ICE CREAM BEFORE?!” Kaminari yells making everyone look at us.
“No dipshit, she just fucking said she couldn’t.” Katsuki says.
“Anywho what’s your quirks?” Kirishima asks.
“I can shot acid out of my hands!” Ashido says.
“Shot tape out of my elbows.” Sero says.
“I got electricity~.” He wiggles his eyebrows at me and I’m so close to kill him.
“None of your fucking business.” Katsuki says
“Chill dude we’re just trying to have a convo.” Sero says
“I can do anything a shark does.”
“Oooh can you crush bones?” Kiri asks
“Yeah, bones, metal, plastic, rocks, anything basically.”
“Super manly! I can just make my skin rock hard.”
“Pffffffftttt.” I cover my month to hide the laugh.
“Jaws get your fat head out of the fucking gutters.” Katsuki shoves me and I keep laughing.
“You act as if my head ever been out of the gutters.” He rolls his eyes and eats some noodles.
“I don’t get.” Kirishima says
“Don’t you dare tell him!” Ashido says
“Toothy let’s go.” Katsuki gets up and throw his trash away and I follow with a wave to my friends. We head to class early. We talk for a bit and then more kids sit down.
“I AM HERE!” All Might say crashing into the class room.
“Coming through the door like a hero!” He poses and bunch of kids gasp and chatter about him. I tune out this part.
“Welcome to the most important class at UA High. Think of it as "Hero‐ing 101." Here, you will learn the basics of being a pro. And what it means to fight in the name of good! Today's lesson will pull no punches! Fight training. But one of the keys of being a hero is... looking good! These were designed for you based on your Quirk registration forms and the requests you sent in before school started. Get yourselves suited up, and then meet me at Training Ground Beta!” All Might says, I walk away and get dress. I look at the mirror and smile at how I look. The outfit was simple but worked for now. I walk to the training area and wait.
“They say that clothes make the pros, young ladies and gentlemen, and behold, you are the proof! Take this to heart. From now on you are all... heroes in training! This is getting me all revved up. Now. Shall we get started, you buncha newbies?”
“FUKA! YOU LOOK SO BADASS!” Ashido says and jumps on my back. I easily support her and smile towards her.
“Thank you! I love yours!” I say
“Now I wish you made my outfit!” I laugh and she gets off.
“Sir!” Iida says, I roll my eyes and sit on the floor.
“This is the fake city from our entrance exam. Does that mean that we'll be conducting urban battles again?” He ask All Might shakes his head.
“Not quite. I'm going to move you two steps ahead. Most of the villain fights you see on the news take place outside. However, statistically speaking, run‐ins with the most dastardly evildoers take place indoors. Think about it. Backroom deals, home invasions, secret underground lairs. Truly intelligent criminals stay hidden in the shadows. For this training exercise, you'll be split into teams of good guys and bad guys and fight two‐on‐two indoor battles.” All Might says and Iida thinks before asks another question.
“Isn't this a little advanced?”
“The best training is what you get on the battlefield! But remember, you can't just punch a robot this time. You're dealing with actual people now.” He nods.
“Sir, will you be the one deciding who wins?” Iida asks.
“How much can we hurt the other team?” Katsuki asks with a smirk.
“Am I allowed to stop him?” I ask, Katsuki groans at me.
“Do we need to worry about the losers getting expelled like earlier?” Uraraka asks.
“Will you be splitting us up based on chance or comparative skill?” Iida asks.
“Isn't this cape très chic?” I raise my eyebrow at him.
“I wasn't finished talking! Listen up. The situation is this. The villains have hidden a nuclear missile somewhere in their hideout. The heroes must try to foil their plans. To do that, the good guys either have to catch the evildoers or recover the weapon. Likewise, the bad guys succeed if they protect their payload or capture the heroes.” All Might says as he reads from a small piece of paper.
“Time's limited, and we'll choose teams by drawing lots!” He finishes and once again Iida opens his mouth.
“Don’t you fucking dare ask another question.”
“I can ask questions if I want!”
“Not without consequences from me.”
“Are you threatening me again?!”
“Yes, yes I am.”
“Young Fuka please just let young Iida finish his question.” I roll my eyes and huff. 
“Anyways as I was asking, isn't there a better way?”
“Knew it was a stupid question.” I say.
“Pros often have to team up with heroes from other agencies on the spot, so maybe that's the reason we're seeing that here.” All Might says.
“Yes, I see. Life is a random series of events. Excuse my rudeness.” Iida says.
“No sweat. Let's draw!” We all go up and get a ball, I get D with Katsuki we stand together.
“I declare that the first teams to fight will be... these guys! Team A will be the heroes, Team D will be the villains. Everyone else can head to the monitoring room to watch!” All Might says, me and Katsuki high five.
“Bad guys, you can go on in and get set up. In five minutes, the good guys will be let loose and the battle will start!”
“Yes sir.” The two say with me and say kay.
“Young Fuka, Young Bakugo. The key to being successful in this challenge is to embody villainy. Think from the perspective of an evildoer.” All Might say with the A team away.
“Easy enough.” I say
“If things go too far, I'll step in. Understood?”
“Don’t worry I’ve handled worse with this guy.” I say he nods and leaves.
“Do you really think Deku has a Quirk?”
“Yeah, I mean everything would add up to that.”
“Was he seriously just tricking us all these years? I'm gonna roast that damn nerd today!”
“Woah calm down, I got a plan if you want to listen.”
“If it involves me beating Deku I’ll hear it out.”
“I’ll stay with the bomb, I can figure out where Midoriya is from there and tell you. Midoriya going to have Uraraka get the bomb and distract you. So you can go ham on him, I will step in even if that means we lose. Keep your ear piece in.”
“Got it, I’ll tell you when she leave.” I nod and go upstairs. All Might start to talk in the ear piece.
“All right! Let's begin the indoor combat training! Team A and Team D, your time starts now! Pay attention, kids. Think about what you would do.”
“All Might does this place have any power?”
“Yes, young Fuka why do you ask?”
“So the water works?”
“Not sure.” I smirk and whip the wall open with my tail. I watch the pipes and hear some water in one. I break it open and it floods the room. I walk over to the doors and close them shut. The water fills the room slowly. I sit next to the bomb and wait.
“Young Fuka you could cause a flood and harm your partner as well.”
“Katsuki will be fine, if anything I’d worry about Midoriya.” The water is now up to about my ankles.
“Fuka smart, if Uraraka goes in there the water will leave so she’ll know when she enters. Plus it would knock Uraraka out.” Sero says.
“Plus Fuka can swim really good!” Ashido says
“Yes but what about Bakugo? Can he even swim?” Tsu asks.
“I mean their best friends Bakugo should know how to swim.” Mineta says.
“Oh look the bomb starting to float.” Kaminari says. I sigh as the bomb doesn’t sink. I pick up chucks from the wall and to hold the bomb down, which works. I open my harness to grab my pocket knife and walk over to the door. No locks so I can’t fiddle with it to make it lock. I look down to see the water is up to my knees.
“Katsuki, plan?” I ask
“As you said. She’s still here.” I nod and think.
“I’m going shark soon, waters up to my waist.”
“Okay.” I wait till it’s up to my chest and turn. I swim around and feel for anything.
“Hey, who's Bakugo talking to? I'm not hearing anything. Can we get any sound with this video?” Kirishima asks.
“He's got a radio in his ear so he can talk to his partner. I gave it to him before the match started. Along with a map of the building. Also, this. A roll of capture tape! Wrapping this around your opponent means you've apprehended them, and they're out for the rest of the game.” All Might says
“So, there's a 15‐minute time limit, and the good guys have no idea what floor the nuclear weapon is hidden on, right?” Ashido ask.
“Correct!”
“Then the heroes are clearly at a disadvantage here.” Iida says.
“A big one! Real Pros have to outwit villains on a daily basis. That's life. Even when the odds aren't in our favor, we fight!” All Might says.
“She left.” I hear Katsuki say in the ear piece that’s on the pipe. I swim back and forth from the two doors and wait.
“Found it. Now I just have to tell Deku. And try my best to stay outta sight until he gets up here.” Uraraka whisper, I pick up on and turn back.
“I hear you! Now either we do this the easy way or the hard way! Your pick pinky!” I yell loud enough for her to hear. I smell the air and don’t get anything for scent wise but I know she here still.
“Katsuki got pinkypie up here.” I say I hear nothing from him.
“Come on! I don’t have all day pinkypie!” I yell and walk over to the door and feel her hiding behind it but don’t see her. I huff and stay there.
“Um Deku?” I hear her says, I doubt he’s actually here so it must be the earpiece.
“I'm here. How's it going?” I hear him answer.
“Fuka knows that I'm here. Sorry. Right now she’s waiting for me to open the door, she filled the room with water.”
“Where are you?”
“Near the middle of the fifth floor but I can’t even open the door with the force of water.”
“That was the plan pinky. What you think I can’t hear you?” I bang on the door and she jumps.
“Gasp. Have you been there the whole time?”
“I mean you think I jumped out the window?” I ask
“I’m right beneath you. Don’t worry.” Midoriya says
“She heard everything I said!” She grumbles.
“And what he said.” I smirk as we lock eyes.
“Shit.” Midoriya says.
“Young Bakugo! Don't do it! You'll kill him!” All Might says.
“KATSUKI I’LL LEAVE RIGHT NOW AND LET HER WIN IF YOU DO THAT!”
“SHUT UP JAWS! If he dodges he’ll be fine.”
“EXACTLY IF! I SWEAR TO FUCKING WHOEVERS UP THERE I’LL BITE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!” I yell at him and hear him tch and a loud boom. The ground shakes, Uraraka opens the door and water falls out. She floats herself and I hang on to the pipe. I kick her and she falls. I see the bomb float away with the water and let it go. She lays there and coughs, I pick her up and throw her. I slam the door close and break it. I run down and follow the water, I grab the bomb and see a closet and drop it off in there.
I run to find Katsuki no longer caring about the training. I keep running and slow down once I see them.
“KATSUKI BAKUGO! YOU GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE SO HELP ME!” They freezes as I keep yelling.
“WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? KILL EACH OTHER? WHATS FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU TWO? I DON’T GIVE AN ACTUAL FUCK IF YOU HATE EACH OTHER OR NOT! YOU CAN NOT FUCKING BEAT THE LIVING OUT OF EACH OTHER! NOW DO I MAKE MYSELF FUCKING CLEAR?!” I yell as my hand lands on my hip and I talk with my other hand.
“Yes ma’am.” They both say.
“Now apologize to each.”
“Sorry Kachann.”
“Bakugo.”
“Tch sorry.”
“Now Imma go back to the bomb if I so as hear another big ass explosion or any of the sorts I’m telling your mothers. Got it?” They nod and I leave.
“Young Fuka I have it under control.”
“If you did then you’d call this whole thing off and fail both of them.”
“Young Fuka like I said I’m the teacher and I have everything under control.”
“If that’s what helps you sleep at night.” I look over to the camera and walk away to find Uraraka.
“Ughhh.” I hear her and walk up the stairs I grab my tape and wrap her up.
“Sorry Pinkypie but I can’t deal with you and the two toddlers. Do you need anything medical wise?”
“No I’m fine, thank you though.”
“No problem, you did a good job with that trick of yours.”
“Really? I came up with it on the fly.”
“Yeah I mean if you went up against someone else it would have worked. I have a sixth sense that helps me with dodging you otherwise I would have lost.” She nods and I continue to sit with her as I wait for the time to run out. I hear All Might yell at Bakugo about if he uses it again he’ll end the training and the other team wins.
“What is Fuka doing?” Ashido asks.
“Damn she likes a mom with those two!” Kaminari says
“She’s hot. Wish she could-” Mineta says
“Fuka seems to have an easy time with dodging Uraraka’s hits before hand.” Iida cuts Mineta off.
“I remember her saying something about a sixth sense?” Kirishima says.
“Ah of course, she has the ability to do anything a shark can do! Sharks are known to have a sixth sense something about being able to feel the electricity that comes of off anything and to feel the movements in water.”Yaoyorozu say.
“That such a great quirk!” Sero says.
“So she can smell a drop of blood a mile away?” Kaminari ask.
“Actual she can’t, the blood has to be a lot to be able to travel a mile away.”Yaoyorozu answers.
“Make sense.” Sero says
“So that’s how she knew Uraraka was there without hearing her.” Jiro says.
“And how she knew there was a water pipe.” Todoroki says.
“Mhm.” Yaoyorozu says and nods.
I feel the floor shake and I huff and hold on to Uraraka so she doesn’t fly away. Then Midoriya breaks the floor. I get bolts of the electricity go through everything and myself and get sick. 
“Uhh the Villain team wins!” I run over to the corner and throw up.
“Uh Young Fuka are you okay?”
“Just give me a minute.” I say sickly and continue to throw up.
“I’ll go get you some water!” Uraraka says and walk out to get a bottle.
“I’m going to kill then.”
“Please don’t young Fuka.” After a bit we all head back to the main room. Katsuki holds on to me as I still feel sick.
“What a weird way for this to end.” Kaminari says. Ashido runs over to me and helps me sit down.
“The only one not hurt is Uraraka.” Jiro says.
“How does the old saying go? They may've lost the battle, but they won the war.” A guy with a bird head says.
“This class is intense.” Sero says.
“I’m going to die.” I groan out
“Aww Fuka it’s okay. You were super manly out there!” Kirishima says
“Here drink some water hun.” Ashido says and holds the water up for me. I drank it and she lowers the bottle.
“Young Fuka do you want to go to the nurse?” All Might asks.
“Nothing she can do for it.” I mumble.
“She can kiss it all away.” Ashido says as she rubs my arm
“Yeah her quirk is healing.” Kirishima says
“Won’t work for her. She has to wait it out, dunce face stay away from her.” Katsuki says.
“Woah I didn’t even do anything! What type of name is that?”
“You idiot she can feel the electricity coming of off everyone and you have a electricity quirk!” Ashido says I groan and she leans my head on her shoulders.
“Shhh it’s okay honey.” Ashido says and continue to rub my arm.
“Well, despite the results. The MVP of this exercise is Young Uraraka!” All Might says.
“Wait what!? It shouldn’t be me! Fuka did great!” Uraraka says.
“No offense but I agree, Fuka was the only one who truly adapted to her assigned role. I'll explain. Bakugo's judgment was clouded by a personal grudge against Midoriya. As you pointed out earlier, launching a large‐scale attack indoors was a foolish move. It could have been disastrous. Similarly, Midoriya's plan was also poorly thought out, considering the amount of damage that he received. He rendered himself helpless. Not smart. As for Uraraka... She let her guard down mid‐battle, and her last attack was far too reckless given the hypothetical stakes. If she'd treated the fake weapon as though it were real, she never would've risked using such an imprecise move. Fuka was fully prepared for her opponent's arrival. She had a strategy, and only once lost sight of her mission for protecting the dummy weapon, even if she left Uraraka alone and she could have lost because of that. She did it because she could have lost everything with Bakugo’s pointless rage. Fuka also had a thought out plan that as far as I know went according to plan. The hero team only took advantage of the fact that this is only a training and not a real bomb.” Yaoyorozu says.
“And I was captured, meaning I lost!” Uraraka says.
“I guess the new MPV is Young Fuka.” All Might says.
“One should always start with the basics and devote themselves wholeheartedly to learning. That's the only real way to become a top hero.”Yaoyorozu says.
“As it should be! Good job bestie!” Ashido turns to give Fuka a high five but only to be left hanging with a sleeping Fuka. A couple round go by as I still stay asleep. Ashido wakes me up as we finish the class.
“That's a wrap! Super work. You really stepped up to the plate. And, we didn't have any major injuries, except for Midoriya. You should be proud. Excellent first day of training, all around!” All Might says.
“It's nice to hear some encouraging words after our homeroom class.” Kirishima says
“Mr. Aizawa was kind of a buzzkill.” Jiro says.
“I'm happy to bring such staggering positivity to my alma mater!” I forgot his name but it’s something with an A?
“Now, that’s all folks! I should go and check on Young Midoriya's progress! Now, watch how a pro exits. Like he's got somewhere to be!” He leaves, I roll my eyes.
“Okay, you guys, that is a hero!” Uraraka says
“Aw, I'll never be able to run that fast.” Kaminari says
“Super awesome!” Mineta says. We head to the locker rooms then class.
“Mister Aizawa? Can I bring Fuka to the nurse?” Ashido ask.
“Why? What’s wrong?” Sensei ask with a raise eyebrow.
“ ‘m fine.” I mumble and lay my head down.
“She got sick earlier from her quirk. She really sleepy and I think it’s be better if she would sleep at the nurse.” She continues ignoring me.
“Ashido, the nurse can’t do anything for this. I have to wait it out.” I mumble Katsuki grabs my backpack and grabs my smoothie.
“Drink .” He says and hands me it, similar to chum but cow and stuff.
“Can’t.”
“Just step out and drink it.” He says.
“You can go drank it out of the class.” Sensei says I nod and snatch the bottle and walk out.
“What’s in that?” Ashido asks Katsuki.
“None of your fucking business.” The day flys by and before I know it, it’s time to leave. We walk out and I feel much better.
“Wait up!” Midoriya yells and we stop.
“What?” Katsuki asks.
“I haven't told anyone this secret. Not even my mom. I have to tell you two something. Maybe then, you guys will understand what's been going on. I wasn't hiding my Quirk from you guys. It was given to me by someone else. Recently.”
“Tch.” Katsuki says
“But I can't tell you guys who I got it from, so don't ask! Sounds crazy, I know. It's like something out of a comic book. Only, it's real. The thing is, I don't really have any control over this power yet. I haven't figured out how to make it my own, but I'm trying. That's why... I didn't wanna use it against you in the exercise. But in the end, it was the only way that I had a chance of winning. I've still got a lot to learn. I know that. That's why I'm here! You'll see. I'll work until I have full control of this borrowed Quirk. And I'll finally beat you two with my own power!” He gasps and mutters.
“Oh crap why am I telling you this? I only meant to tell them that I wasn't tricking them!”
“How dumb do you think we are?"Borrowed power"? Don't talk to me like I'm an idiot. You already made a fool outta me in that damn training exercise. So? Did you come here to rub it in? That I only won because of y/n. And to make matters worse, you made y/n sick as hell. I came in first in the exam, but that's not enough. When I was watching that ice guy, I realized I couldn't beat him in a head‐to‐head fight. Launching a large‐scale attack indoors was a foolish move. Fuck! I even agreed with what that girl said. My attack was so stupid! Damn it! Damn it, damn it, damn it!”
“Katsuki. Breath, it’s okay.” I mutter to him.
“I'm just getting started! Got that?! I'm gonna end up the number‐one hero, no matter what! You'll never beat me, you bastard. Don't even try.” Then All Might comes out.
“There you are young Bakugo! I found you! Just so you know, pride is an important attribute to have. But while you certainly have the abilities to become a pro hero, there's still plenty you have to learn!” He holds on to Katsuki.
“Let go of me, All Might. Right now.”
“Hm?” He tilts his head.
“You heard him.” I growl at him.
“Save your speeches. I'll be more famous than you, and I'll do it without your help.” Katsuki walks away and I look back to Midoriya.
“I don’t know what your trying to do feeding us bullshit with this “quirk” thing. But if you try to do this bullshit again I’ll drag you to the bottom of the ocean and leave you there. Got it?” He nods.
“Young Fuka-.” He puts his hand in my shoulder.
“I’m not done. Your a fucking shitty ass teacher and a hero. Your fucking lucky Katsuki didn’t get hurt or I would have done so much worse then give you my words.” I shove his arms off and he stumbles a little and I leave. I give a text to Katsuki say that if he want to talk I’m here and if need be my window is open for him to go through. I stay in my room and sleep, not once did Katsuki come in that I know of.
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If Candlequin Had a Wiki Page
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Species: Living Wax Figure 
Gender: Female
Role: Doom Raider, Ally 
World: Chandelier Circus 
Attacks: Lamp Sparks, Laughter Leap, Wick Explosion
Headcanon Voice Actor(s): Sarah Stiles
Candlequin is a clown made out of wax who is a Magic villain in Skylanders: Trap Team and a Doom Raider.
Personality
Being a clown, Candlequin is very comical and goofy, and she enjoys being in the spotlight. She enjoys herself whenever she is performing, always aiming to bring down the house. She likes to do things her own way. Candlequin is also a bit of a neat freak, arranging her candles in specific rows, but she doesn't like cleaning up messes. 
Abilities
Candlequin is able to light up the wicks on her fingers and magically shoot fire sparks from them. She can summon large explosive candles from the ground. She also can twirl the floating hoop around her waist, which allows her to throw sparks from all angles. She is shown to be fairly athletic, as she is capable of jumping very high and doing flips and cartwheels. 
History
When she first came alive as a performer made of wax, she was given the name Kendall Quinn. Upbeat and candle-obsessed, Kendall traveled in the circus with the other creations of her inventive ringmaster, performing for audiences across Skylands. But then, when the ringmaster started leading the circus in disturbing ways she wasn't happy with, Kendall grew rebellious. She ran away from his circus to start one of her own- the Chandelier Circus- and called herself the Candlequin. She loved being the one in charge to the point where she wanted to show everybody how powerful she was. She and her villainous circus troupe forced people to watch their evil performances, also casting bright spells on their belongings that would make them melt. Her show of force and magical prowess led her to enter the ranks of the Doom Raiders, pushing Pain-Yatta out of the spotlight in the process. She strongly preferred being part of the Raiders than being back in her old circus, as she felt like she had a stronger sense of individuality and brightness. Eventually, like the rest of her fellow Raiders, Candlequin was locked in Cloudcracker Prison. 
Skylanders: Trap Team
After the Doom Raiders were freed, Candlequin, like the others, really didn't feel like following Kaos's plan for world domination. She was curious to know how old he was. Later in the story, after noticing that the group was losing assets with more of them being captured, Candlequin decided she'd stop the Skylanders herself. She reopened her circus with improvements using the leftover Traptanium, swiping people up and keeping them within its walls. The Skylanders arrived at the circus, where they battled its attractions on the outside of the tent and then confronted her on the inside. The fight that followed resulted in Candlequin being defeated and captured. 
Story Quotes
- "How old is this fella, anyway?"
- "Aww, don'cha worry, GQ. I'm sure things are gonna start looking up soon..."
- "Haven't ya noticed?! We're losing more and more of our players! One by one, our candles are going out! You get what I'm trying to say, right?"
- "Lighting a taper will end this little caper."
- "Keep your flames flickering, folks- the show's about to begin!"
- Llllllladies and gentlemen, candles and lamps! On behalf of Her Gilded Majesty, I welcome you to the Chandelier Circus!" 
- "It's funny how you think you can stop us! And I thought I was the clown here!"
- "Wow.. I almost forget how smoky it smells after you put out all the fires. I'd better get out of here."
- "Why, hello there! Didn't really expect ya to make it THIS far, but that's all right. I've made some BIG old improvements to my wick top! Wanna see?"
- "Say goodbye, now, little candle in the wind. Tonight, I'm gonna BLOW YOU OUT! (evil clownish cackle)" (after this line is said, her poster pops up and her name is spoken, and then comes the battle)
- "Sky be nimble! Sky be quick! Sky jump over the candlestick!"
- "I'm NOT clowning around anymore!"
- "Jumpflipabrum candelabrum!"
Trap Quotes
- "Now, now, I'm sure we can all have a laugh about this..." (when in the forcefield thing after the battle, about to be trapped)
- "Huh? Hey, what's the big idea?... NO! Not my beautiful chandelier! How DARE YOU! You know that's gonna leave a smoky AFTERSCEEEEEENNNNNTTT! (honk) Ow!" (when being trapped)
- "Oooh... my back. Say, why do I get the feeling I'm not the only one in here? Is this perhaps your menagerie, Portal Master?" (when trapped)
- "Might as well get myself settled. I was meant to be funny and not scary, wasn't I?"
- "You know what you want, pal!"
- "That other one's not the brightest candle on the tray." (quotes said when you used the same magic trap more than once and now you have to pick one)
- "Let the wick BUUUUUUUUURN!" (when you put the magic trap in the portal and she's in it, this is her shout when she enters the game)
- "The moment you've all been waiting for!"
- "Light 'em up!"
- "Let them all melt!"
- "WHAT?! That's wax!"
- "Don't clown on me, now!"
- "Lamp sparks!"
- "Wicksplosion!" (in-battle quotes)
- "Oh me, oh my. Your candle's running out! Don't worry, I'll take care of this!" (when you're low on health)
- "That's what I'm talking about! I have to rekindle my flame now, if you don't mind." (once time is up)
- "Can't exactly get out there with a drowned wick, pal."
- "Oh, no, no! We wouldn't want me to melt." (quotes said when you try to summon her while her timer is still charging up)
- "I'm prepared to perform, Portal Master! Send me in! (honk honk)"
- "My candlelight's back, and I'm ready to go!" (full timer)
- "Oh ho! Look at you! You're a crystal chandelier of greatness! Respect." (when you complete a chapter with her in the trap)
- "Liking what ya got here, Skylander. Consider me if ya need someone to teach ya the ways of the performing arts."
- "How'd ya get the place smelling this fresh even without any scented candles?"
- "Ya know, I could get those Skaletones guys a gig at my circus. Would that be too out of wax?" (stuff said when at the Academy)
- "Well, don't they look bright!" (when you find a soul gem)
- "Not really my strong suit, but I'll give it a shot." (when you're doing a puzzle)
- "This guy isn't clowning when he says he needs me!" (quest)
- "So, how's it all looking?" (when checking her stats)
- "(honk honk) Candlequin!" (saying her name when you move to her icon in the vault)
Villain Theme ♫
This is what I imagine the music for her boss battle sounding like:
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And I imagine her villain theme, the music that plays when you play as her, sounding something like this:
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Trivia
- Her name is a portmanteau of "candle" and "harlequin." 
- She was going to be a marionette/clown/candle hybrid named Marion Candles, but the marionette side of her was removed because her creator thought she'd be too similar to Mesmeralda.
- Candlequin's creator imagines her being a Sensei for the sorcerer battle class, wielding a large candlestick staff. 
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